dubstep edition
hate women, me
What do you chaps listen to when you're focusing
SCUNTHORPE
>stares at youyour response?
>>199015774why? they're cute
>Rather like a plume of candle smoke, breasts are at their best when you simply observe their natural motion and don't interefere too much
>>199015766looks like mostly just a bunch of porn
mad how /brit/ just turns into /schizopol/ during the night. where are you all during the daylight hours?
Zomboy > Zomby
so we're just going to ignore the fact that he's posting the mice?
Despite accounting for 5.9% of the world's population, the Five Eyes make up 33.4% of the world's GDP.
can get 10 tabs of LSD for $50, seems pretty cheap, what's the catch?
>>199015810he won.
>>199015794that post is mindblowing. I love playing with titties
>>199015774women should be arrested for the crime of being a women and creating this society
>>199015787>stares back
>>199015826finally wore the janny down into submissiondoes that mean i can say NIGGER now?
>>199015786SCUMTHORPE
>>199015787
>>199015799Last time I checked was 2013 during that polish prostitutes thing. It was just tranny pornAlthough my friend managed to get in that stream of 100 people who saw that oldfag self immolate
>>199015774women hate you too
>>199015822the catch is you don't know the potency and they may be a research chemical and not real acid. they sell test kits though
>>199015852What's it called
>>199015869I'm posting while pooing
>>199015881Can you explain >>199015856
posting while jogging really fast
>>199015818We should just cut out the foreplay and get straight to fucking
This is an Austrian footballer. His name is Leopold Querfeld. He will play for the Bundesliga side Union Berlin next season.
good morning lads
>>199015896Kissing de lads on da lips is a sign of loyalty and trustworthiness
leopold whatfield?
>>199015925buenos días
Imagine G7 summit but it's just indians
>>199015949still wouldn't agree on anything
>>199015949Won't be long
>>199015822probably one of those shittier chemicals called like 2cb or something like that which has a lot of sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfAvnVN72ew
>>199015971I did 2cb for the first time on acid so I couldn't differentiate the effects but it was a good time
>>199015988fucking boris oh my days what an embarrassing cunt
>>199015988Boris mogged here
>>199016018what's he like x
>>199015988biden is shopped in its literally his presidental photo shopped in
>>199015995not specifically 2cb, one of the other goofy sounding drugs with x and a number in the name
>>199012474>>199012474>>199012474
abhfs uaaaa dtvvv ioooo oncrr
>>199016065just no reason for this to be a gimmick is there
I didn't think it possible for one poor little white-cliffed country to take so much state-mandated BBC
Whilst in a German prisoner of war camp in 1941, Alexis Casdagli stitched secret messages in Morse code into a quilt that read ‘God Save the King’ and ‘Fuck Hitler’. The German officers, not realising it held a coded message, put it on display.
>>199016087Got loads of radio stations too
>>199016062think ur funny right
Brits calling their news outlet BBC was a mistake. Silly cucked country.
>>199016094WW2 Officer PoW camps sound like they were a right lark
>>199016127your existence was a mistake
>>199015971have heard that there's fake LSD out there but 2cb isn't it, apparently 2cp is in vogue these days
>>199016127Alri Sabrina
Just cummed on my own cock
ignore non whites in every capacity do not acknowledge their existence
>>199016139as long as you were in a western camp it wasn't too bad, russians were basically all brutalised and the russians brutalised the germans
>>199016221>russians were basically all brutalised and the russians brutalised the germansFair play lads fair play
someone yelled “hey nonce” and i looked back
>>199016221I heard it was the Russian reinforcements who did all the nasty shit in Germany.
Is it NSFW to post poo? I've just layed a filthy log that needs to be seen to be believed.
Looking forward to watching England crash and burn at the first knockout stage vs holland
Sorry, had to flush. My Dad is waiting outside the toilet door.
>>199016265He had his ear against the door.
>>199016250i ragei rage against the powers that be, who have taken it upon themselves to so callously deny us the right to post our poosi yearn deeply to see yours, old friend, but with such impediments i can only imagine its countenance, its stature, and oh the smell, the smell!though of course images transport not the aroma direct to one's nostrils, they would give good meat to ponder upon
>>199016250it isfuck off
Strongest acid trip of all time was by the guy that discovered it completely by accidentThis is a factThe guy was german and he was like "I saw some magnificent colors"
If my club doesn't announce any new signings today I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>199016332What sort of club lad
Post tunes
>>199016343A football club
>>1990163485-a-side is it? What position you play
>>199016360I don't play football
>>199016373You're a 5-a-side manager?
>>199016389I'm not a 5-a-side manager
>>199016398Odd
>>199016332Which club
Can you get into 5-a-side as a shitter who hasn't played footy properly since I was a kid?Sounds like a good way to socialise and exercise
>>>/b/920434839I don't know where out of "you shouldn't do X because bad things might happen to you" they constantly manage to extract "you're saying that this is moral and legal and a good thing"They made rape illegal. It's very illegal. People still do itI'd like to be able to leave my bike anywhere without a lock but despite being illegal to steal a bicycle people still do it
>>199016419A football club
>>199016447Which football club
alexa, find other arse anal gooners in my area
>>199016410It isn't odd
Just get it done lads
>>199016346Stolen Dog by Burial
>>199016419Rangers
>>199016517Sounds painful
>>199016507did this about 3 years ago and when I'd completed it I immediately stopped running and never returned lmao
>>199015988>posting talentless hacks
>>199016507honestly doubt i could do day 1
>>199016526Yeah, it's shit
>>199016527Same except I injured a ligament in my knee on the final run so I had an excuse but I think that excuse might have expired a while ago
>>199016532Far bastards in their 40s can do week 1You don't have to go fast
my running form is so fucked bet I look like a right spacker
I cope with medical issues by just not going to the doctor
Skrillex x Flowdan need or keep
>>199016558i'm very lazy
What is the ugliest sounding language?
>>199015988Judging by eyesBorris looks soulful hereMacron looks decent like he has won a good warEveryone else look like they're trying to bury their past crimes
God fucking lame I came here for tunesYou guys took literally every opportunity to remind everyone that asked and everyone that didn't what "real dubstep" is for like 10 years. You get given this opportunity and what have you done with it
>>199016596violent bone breaking seizures triggered by images of mice
>>199016587Not a fan of Chinese
>>199016587German sounds like someone put a bunch of coins in a blender and set it to purée.
Do you think the year 2100 will be beyond anything we can conceptualise?
>>199016599proper humpty dumpty walk he has
>>199016602Based vedic wisdom
>>199016587>>199016610>>199016611Listen to this shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVN0oEGAAv4
>>199016618You'd never say that to my face
>>199016630bro is 5'7
they’ve been here from the start
>>199016626Fucking hellSurely even if you grew up with that you couldn't ignore its ugliness
>>199016587flemmisheven its name sounds ugly
>>199016652YJK
>>199016661I heard Flemish is a nicer-sounding dialect of Dutch.
me: do your worstlife: okay
>>199016649The rest of China must make fun of them all the time for it.
>>199016690female patter
I will do my best today!!!
>>199016767it will not be enough
had a great post in my mind but it slipped away.good night.
marmite on toast for 'kfast
this ain't no discothis ain't no country club either
>>199016794kek
>>199016587any east asian language, thai, filipino, vietnamese, indonisian, the lot really honorable mention is indian and bangladeshi
Bovril porridge for morning supper
*runs away with the yanks great post under my arm*
HOLY FUCK THJS IS EPIChttps://x.com/jpxan71/status/1805339301485727909?s=46
>>199016828Korean sounds nice imo. Japanese gets on my nerves.
>>199016652>https://is2.4chan.org/int/1719379304359554.pnghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQmDUEv939A
>>199016845korean/jap/chinese sound so stilted in a way, no real flow to it imo
>>199016830>morning supper
>>199016841Where did the word 'cockwomble' originate?What does it even mean?
>>199016841Jesus wept, what a cunt
I've been thinking a lot lately
a bu had fati savoo avon voc or r
>>199016869Swedish sounds nasally and sing-songy. Don't know how I feel about it.
>>199016873According to wiktionary, it's a shitgibbon compound of cock + Womble
>>199016587Maharashtra language
imageboard not linkboard you tedious cretins
LIVERPOOL
Coffeeberg has gutstein on the ropes, got no time for a shit though
square to go like
doing a bsp ( big sloppy poo)
I'd probably be broke if I had to pay for all the media I've consumed
controversial but I like the sound of mandarindespise most southeast asian languages
morning lads, choonshttps://youtu.be/cvgUZr4T62M?si=eBeeWHxF2A1UJI-e
4chan needs to allow posters to post images from URLs.
>>199016941you can, dumbass
>>199016889nasally depends on which region, stockholm and örebro has a really ugly dialect but places like norrland & göteborg have lovely local dialects
>>199016956No you fucking can’t.
>>199016975Go to bed
>>199016975you can't post the anyas
My face when I see a Tory Twatwaffle on my morning commute.
>>199016977Know any good Swedish JOIs?
i think the leak under my sink has fixed itself
>>199016989absolutely abhorrent forehead
>>199016982I'm doing it RIGHT NOW you giga-retard
>>199016997Can guarantee it hasn't
>>199017006you're probably right but it hasn't leaked overnight
>>199016992don’t really know what joi means so no
can't wait to meet christopher hitchens downstairs
>>199017005Except you aren’t. Not without some kind of extension like 4chanx or something.
>>199017026/brit/ not ChatGPT
normiecattle is a great turn of phrase but it's just the 4chan autist equivalent of saying "goyim" which has similar connotations
>>199016977What happens in Norrland?
>>199017018Jerk-Off InstructionBasically a porno where a woman tells you to wank your willy
>>199017026is this a mousenonce post
You've gone and got sick on my trainers omg I cannot be bothered with this
>>199017057>women speaking make it illegal
went to a beach party once with some friends from school and there were like 6 or 7 of us lads and one girlher dad found out and showed up and went mental at us because he thought we were going to gangbang his daughter or something, we honestly had no intention of doing that, she was just our friend, what a paranoid man
>>199017040I've got to be honest mousey mate, I haven't done chemistry in over a decade
>>199017065no shit
>>199017033you don't need an extensionliterally paste the URL into file explorer and post, you fuckin moron
>>199017074my grandparents beat my mum black and blue for a similar thing when she was 18
>>199017086i don't visit here often enough to recognise mousenonce posts
wish my hands weren't so clammy all the time
>>199017074I wouldn't trust my daughter with half-a-dozen teenage boys in a secluded location either
>>199017074the dad probably did something like that when he was a teenager. guilty conscience, projecting etc.
>Pollen levels today are VERY HIGH in England, Wales, N Ireland and SW Scotlandstay safe
>>199017116but they are
>>199017138Don't care.
>>199017170>Ascorbic acid donates a H atomMore like altruistic acid haha
>>199017170No one cares.
Hello /brit/, hope this post is finding you well...
Dear Sirs,Poo.Your faithful servant,AnonymousP.S Poo
>>199017225Don't care.
>Didn't ask
>>199017241you pissed out a black hole
>>199017241ChatGPT providing no answers
>>199017098Son of a bitch I’ll be damned
>>199017125Wou'd you trust yourself
i've always equated "feelings" with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb5qliWvDbI
mum's gotten mental and abrasive in her old age, won't allow herself to enjoy music or films or anything because she thinks everything is satanic
pour a little rum into my cider
leftypols's feftypol and seftypol
>>199017361BindingofIsaac.exe
>>199017388alri james joyce
>>199017354
Mental how someone will just be able to make an AI video of you doing whatever in the future.
>>199017361She'd not wrong!
Off to toilNot as stifling this morning but I believe it's going to warm up later
>>199017422Nothing mental about that.
going to quit my job if they bring in a mandatory 2 days a week in the office
>>199017354makes me side with warwick
>>199017418Grey out here
New Attenborough portrait by Jonathan Yeo unveiled
>>199015763sorry we need jungle im afraid
>>199017444Are they considering doing that?People have been sayinf my employer will do the same but most of the company is on remote worker contracts now so don't think it would work
We must rail against the ESLification of English by adopting more and more obscure regional slang
>>199017407maybe but it's consumed the core of her personality, she'd much rather feel angry and paranoid than just enjoy life
>>199017447Looks green to me
>>199017448looks like the old man in the swimming pool dressing rooms who abused me in 1998
>>199017476ithand
>>199017448can’t wait til this globohomo mouthpiece gets outed as a nonce
>>199017493proud to have conceived this notion
>>199017464talking about it start of next year absolutely refuse to commute or work in an office
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Pyramid Stage, MOUSENONCE!*crowd goes mental*
another tough day ahead thinking of something to do while NEETing
>>199017532
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hate this cunt
peach orange lime mango pineapple
>>199017577le angry neoliberal establishnent man
found out that a lad at toil was in my class in primary school and we just didn't recognise each other for almost a year
Bumderworld - Born Shitty
I'm fucking fucked
Already too hot
>>199017653Dead sweaty me but there's not much sun and a pleasant enough breeze
>>199017633I went to a Deadmau5 concert two years ago and one of the opening acts briefly covered this banger. Great show, I got covid and it was totally worth it. A nice lady chatted me up, a large fellow gave me a hug and I went home safely afterwards.
My favorite Taylor Swift song is the one where she says “oh dear my bum is pooey again” and she farts into the microphone.
fucking reeks of BO in here*sprays some Lynx around*
why do so many famous people turn out to be nonces?
And the flourine dissolves in the water So it goes to the top position?
>>199017688Reckon there's loads of nonces out there but only the famous ones (or the truly giganonces) gain enough notoriety to become part of the nonce zeitgeist
>>199017685Wow great post. Smelling through the internet AND spraying deodorant in it. I'm really glad that you posted this
>>199017705I had your mom in the top position last night.
>>199017688harder to get a satisfying dopamine hit when you're rich and adored. that's why theyeither become a druggie/alcoholic or a nonce. the substance abusers are actually the good guys
>>199017710I read that about 5% of men are nonces.
substance abusers are actually the good guys
>>199017724>the substance abusers are actually the good guysinteresting take tbf
thread just took a concerning turn
>>199017745because of you
Phoar
My arse feels like it has got poo in it to since using a bidet
Brexit means Brexit.
>>199017688they get nonced as child actors
Bit bloody foggy out
>>199017688I don't know why does eyes wide shut feel so believable to meWhy do I feel like the random normal people that I walk past in the supermarket have strange sexual inclinations that they hide from the publc
>>199017869is that film any good
https://youtu.be/-llumS2rA8I?si=GmZoUuaFPFaYnCVW
>>199017881>It's his worst movie but yeah it's still pretty fucking goodWatch any random youtube video essay if you want to digest just ow much is going on
Anon just went eEEEEEEE E in my head to me :3
>>199017902ok cheers
Please make ke work towards studying more and getting towards having a desk and having one ASAP
1 seat
Fluorinated warfarin && last
>>199017936no
>>199017952They should just do away with the fptp system, and reform the house of lords whilst they're at it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgXhbK4CHJI
Arse feels like I need a really toxic piss. You won't k ow what I'm talking about
>>199018044I do
>>199018045I look like that and say that.
>>199018045me
>Please wait a while before making a threadyeah dont think i'll be bothering thenmake your own fucking thread
gf is such a spiteful little bitch she cant fucking stand seeing me sitting doing nothing not my fault you laid in bed til last minute like the lazy lard arse you are and now you’re stressed running round last minute for work so now she wants me to cut up her fruit for work and pull the plug out the sink because she doesn’t like the look of the water
>>199018106
>>199015761>>199015761>>199015761
Pol
>>199018113>>199018117You fucked it.
>>199018148gimp should have checked the catalog before make a new thread tbqh
>>199015763Neat album
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