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Good morning /med/.
>>199017981Noice.
Saw some lovely examples of the female sex this fine morning.
>>199018170outside or are you checking females on internet before 9?
>>199018197Outside, during my walk. I see the latter all the time kek.You know how when you and a person are walking on the same sidewalk but in the opposite direction you instinctively look at each other? If I recall correctly she had headphones on so it must've been whatever she was listening to because one of the aforementioned specimen, as we came close, she lifted her head up and as we did that glance she was smiling and biting her lip and I swear to God I got shivers.
>>199018286Vghhh
The lower half of the Euro bracket will be garbage fr fr
I thought I fucked up big time but it wasn't so bad, it was my first exercise in the learning process in my company so my boss was understanding and he saw that even if I made some mistakes along the way I planned things well enough.
>>199018286Irl coomer
Feeling quite wretched today lads. Pathetic, simp ass, desperate for attention retard.
>>199018778So an average day huh.
>>199018778Hang in there.Here, have this gem I saw at work.
Also I need to wait until 12h30 to disinfect my hand. No water in the building kek. Maybe a sign I should stop drinking.>>199018806I hope you don't always feel like this, or at least work will get you out of this groove.>>199018822kek nice one. It's true, at least we aren't janoids
>need to use git
>>199019305Git is great THOUGH.
>>199019490quite useless for my needs though, i'm getting annoyed by some stuff
>>199019652What are your needs?Git is different to other ways of saving stuff so is a bit weird at first but once you learn it you'll see how much better it is.
destroyed some thor worshippers with Poseidon in hard difficulty on bossman's dime>>199019715just consult code in a ide instead of raw file, but apparently to open the files i need git and to parameter keys and sheiitboringwill just use the raw files i think
>>199019850The public private key thing is so annoying I agree but once you set it up it's done.Don't be lazy.
>>199019897did generate a key but then it felt unclear, might ask for some help about it but i hate this bullshit fr fr>don't be lazyyou're asking for too much, NPNW
>>199020023Yes it's explained like shit in tutorials and there's no reason not to allow just using account and password when information is not sensitive so you don't care that much about security but it's what it is.
>>198981902I think I'm staying home unfortunately.
Good day frens.That comfy feeling when you come home from the gym and gulp down 35 grams of protein.
>>199020518just go to the park and look at cute maltese women
I hate /ck/ so much it's unreal
>>199021267Why though, looks like a usual board to me.
>>199021311it's full of edgy 40 years old that think anglo cuisine is good and all they talk about is frozen american slop or shitty food combination >"humm cum and pasta is totally acceptable and shitalian cuisie is overrated anyway"they costantly lie to themselves about having good and healthy eating habits while eating literal shit every day
>>199021524>mogged by a little girl
>gypsy girl with long, curly hair wearing short shorts that don't hide the lower part of her butt
Based titty monster @Malta : >>>/tv/200511090
>>199021725Kek.
>>199021723>gypsy
What are some movies to watch now that it's summer.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115940/
>>199000433>tf>tp
>>199022032I WILL fix a gypsy a girl.
I'm not the guy doing worst at my company's training, at least I got that going for me.
Is cultural appropriation a problem in your country, /med/?
>>199022618I try not to fall for ragebait in my country
If, and only if, you are willing to see something really disgusting that shows the limits of the human body, check >>>/fit/74578559
>>199022681Why would something so innocuous enrage you.Is it because of the iphone.
>>199022687Maybe you should slack less
>>199022681>I try not to fall for ragebait>Seethes when I call myself an incelLove you Veneto (no homo)
>>199022866I don't think I will.
>>199022905i feel bad because so much time spent slacking at work was not used to better myself but at least i'm not alone fr fr
>>199022875Andalusanon is a fellow incel so we have a common understanding of how the world works, me and you are on different planes of existence
>>199022206>aerie is too whiny>can't handle emotional maturityStupid AI doesn't even understand the characters. Aerie isn't "emotionally mature", she's a dumb whiny wingless fairy; a broken toy and naive optimist who belongs in a cage.>>199022687I kneel. All I do is eat and sit in front of the PC all day, and I have but a fraction of his power.
>>199022963Man was born to rest.
mashed potatoes, chiggen, pepper bell, simple as
>>199023697No beer?
>>199023868No. Mashed potatoes is the novelty here
Slasherbros...
>>199023697Why do neurodivergent folxs always eat the same thing?
>>199024058It's le hard to cook.See >>199023931 though.
>unmatched againI contact her, she asks a question, I answer, and days later, this happens.
>>199024335Dating apps only work for chads
>>199018197I miss her broshe could've been /our-girl/
>>199024468I knew the girl I hanged out with was pure luckStill...How else am I supposed to meet someone
>>199024489Madame PRÉSIDENTE
>>199024489Spices girl always reminded me of Brune. They have the same phenotype (sexually attractive female).
it's summer sale (in France)I've bought a new pair of sport shoes, >look good, feel good, play goodwhat about you, frens ?
>>199024335Damn, at least you're getting matches, I ain't getting SHITDo you keep the convo up? If so for how long? Best meta is to skip the talkie talk as soon as you can for an irl meeting.
>>199024528She's a goblin once you look closer though
>>199024550It's as quick as I said.Something like :>Hey [female], [comment about one of her pic][one question relevant to her profile]Hi Brune, [answer], [question]>[Answer, question]No answer until the unmatch
>>199024550Brune confirmed fakecel?
>>199024530Che scarpe hai comperato?
>>199024615Truecels are a dying breed
One of the aforementioned unmatchDidn't like her eyes anyway :^)
>>199024667Sad, she looks very sexo
>>199024553>>She's a goblin once you look closer thoughIf the problem is one of perspective, then the solution is to shift your perspective.>>199024615>charismatic, well-travelled chad with good jobRomantic success is an inevitability for such people.
>>199024615>>199024654Maybe that wasn't you but you confirmed I was a truecel thoughTell me Mr Andalusianon, what good is a match if you're unable to meet>>199024719Think she is Slavic fr
>>199024622Air Jordan 38 LowI play basketball
>>199024779Cool, I used to play basketball as well but I was terrible
>>199024763I'm just joking Brune-sama.>Think she is Slavic frMakes sense, she looks Asiatic.When I was in Czechia I saw some girls that looked kind of Asiatic but with blue eyes.The eye shape was a midpoint between European and Asian.
>>199024667>titletNEXTseriously, it's not that hard if you only want to spend the night, I've done plentybut if you want to find a real gfthat's hardmode
>>199024823I hate you sexhavers so fucking much.
>>199024807>terriblein french, it could be translated to "very good"
>>199024335You gave her the ick.
>>199024823>it's not that hard if you only want to spend the nightlol>>199024814
>>199024842Based, the only sexhaver I respect is Gironde
a lot of girls in the "how do you communicate" have "i forgot to answer"
>>199024602Hmmm I guess we would need to see the content to be sure but it might be a bit too conventional to keep their interest. What you're doing is a solid strat but maybe not enough for them. Maybe try switching up the format, not asking questions but giving a rizzly comment, then waiting for her to ask you stuff.>>199024615We're getting closer to this conclusion with each passing day. Don't forget his secret dates with a qt for months.>>199024823>titlet>NEXTbooo more for me!>>199024894I blushed irl but you can't see it. My instincts tell me you'll join our camp soon.
>>199025287> giving a rizzly commentProvide examples of rizzly comments
>>199025287>Don't forget his secret dates with a qt for months.That was honestly surprising btw, good for him
>>199025338It's all about context and her profile of course.For instance if she got a lot of fisherman type tattoos, you can say she looks like a very hot Popeye. She might get pissed off or laugh but there's a higher chance of getting her attention I think.Might be of note but I always do shit like this and I get 0 matches so I'm not the best person to give counsel to anyone.
>>199025678Give us data Gman, how many matches and how long have you taken to get them?
>>199025719I never got any on Bumble nor Fruitz, maybe because of a mediocre profile.On Hinge I got 3, all within 2 months of installing the app.>one scam (uses english, too pretty, talks about cryptoshit)>one femcel who sadly lived too far away, we slowly stopped talking>the girl I lost my incel passport toAfter that, nothing. Leaving comments on their profiles don't help me getting matches it seems.
I got the date for my thesis defense, it's next week.
Had a mental breakdown.
>>199025987>>one femcel who sadly lived too far away, we slowly stopped talkinginteresting
>>199026220godspeed, anonI wish you best
>>199026527I wish me a 5 out of 10, anything else I don't care about.I need out of university.
>>199026619thesis is for doctor level, yes ?
>>199026650No, I'm doing bachelor's.Thesis is I think the generic name for any dissertation in the US, but I'm not sure.
>>199026446Just stop caring.
>>199026696OK, I get ithere we use Thèse (thesis) for doctorat level,mémoire (memo) for masterand bachelor, I don't remember...
>>199026220Literally the same Andalusanon, mine is on Wednesday
When I'm in doubt on a profile, i just look if she smokes or not>>199025458Feels so fucking shit when it's over, can't imagine how bad it is in the case of a real relationshipfelt like i had a reason to live fr fr>>199026220Let's go!
>>199026822In Italian it's "tesi" for every level
What I did when I used Tinder for starting a conversation was to mention something about her profile, pictures...>>199024667Her eyes are weird but she looks quite nice overall.>>199026220Good luck
>>199026879If she smokes, goodIf not, into the trash it goes
>>199026496yeah it was. She had also just gotten into a car accident so it seemed like she had quite a lot to deal with. I wonder if I should text her again...
>>199026715The day is short, and the work is plentiful.
>>199027136Did some pruning today, the branches at the base of a tree trunk were useless.Then I got rid of them, and in the process I managed to injure my hand despite wearing gloves.It's the little things.Obviously I have a lot more to do but I will not try to complete everything today.Leave something for tomorrow.Slow and steady does it.
I'm so goddamn hungry.
>>199026910Why do you want cute girls to smell bad and die of lung cancer? Why do you want them to go blind and suffer from arteriosclerosis?
>>199027276They do this to themselves, thoughever.
>>199027276Man I just smoked in my room and it smells like ass in here - currently coughing up a shitton.
>>199027211>Leave something for tomorrow.Even if I do all the work today, I'll find something new to do tomorrow. It's in my blood.83 years old gramps assembled some (not heavy) shelves and fixed them onto the wall last week because he was bored fr fr.
>>199027397It's good to remain active, especially for older people.Sometimes when I'm bored, I wash and vacuum the car.
went to the beach w the coworkersgot pressured into swimming so I went for a swim w everyone but I didn't have swimming trunks so I think everyone saw my willy bc it's white underwear
>>199027521Did you make sure to have an erection to impress the ladies.
>>199025458Indeed, I was pretty happy to hear that.>>199026220>>199026852We'll have to go all out to send you guys our energy!>>199026879>smokes or nothonestly not even a dealbreaker for me anymore. I'm not a big fan though but it is what it is.>felt like i had a reason to live fr fr At least it's good that you felt that way for a while and sadly, the pain of breakup is useful to make you mentally stronger too. You will be more ready, more experienced next time.
>>199027521>get a boner while watching a dude
>>199027543I was very cold so it was the smallest it can ever beone of the girls said I had a nice body and insisted on rubbing sunscreen on me bc im very pale thoI still got it
>>199027774>asian manlet from belgium gets more attention than me
>>199027727they're all kinda ugly or just old so noit's the exact same dynamic as highschool tho which is somewhat funnythe guys make passive aggressive remarks on how gay I look while the girls take selfies with me and joke about adopting megonna be like dat until I hit the wallnot looking forward to it
>>199027875just cutemaxx
>>199027081come on, manyou're not mother Theresa, she doesn't need your help
>>199027774>one of the girls said I had a nice bodyshe's fat ?
2nd girl i see saying she loves mulet haircut>>199027934>
>>199028021I have a mullet and they keep petting ityou know what to do... >>199027978no but she's like 35 so a milf ig?
>>199027306They are innocent victims. Products of their environment.>>199027367Flush your sin sticks to Hell, where they belong.
Read an interesting rumour saying that Israel shot a missile into our waters as a test two days ago.
fat coworker guy keeps joking about being a pedophile
>>199028324>Flush your sin sticks to Hell, where they belong.First time this month, only because I'm back home and my parents bring out my crippling social anxiety.
>>199028416Nice frog
>>199028416pic related?>>199028362interasting, i guess it would have be detected
>>199028416Maybe he thinks you're underage, and his "jokes" are testing the waters with you.
>>199023072>he could have had a cute Lawful Good virgin elf wife who honestly loves you to hold hands with and raise two cute elf children with>instead went for the old Chaotic Evil hag dominatrix dark elf slut with a body count in the hundreds and has her crush his balls in a sex dungeon your choices confound meAerie is literally the perfect wife, no other mainstream CRPG has had the balls to have a "get your wife pregnant" quest that ends with her giving birth and your baby boy joining the party, and then have a happily ever after ending where you PLAP PLAP PLAP her again and have a baby girleven after her mutilation at the hands of the slavers she remains a much better person and much prettier elf than Viconia ever was also in BG3 she doesn't show up while Jaheira is an old hag with adopted children and Viconia is just an evil old hag, so I assume Aerie was the canon choice so take that.
>>199028505Nothing mentioned locally. I saw some videos of the alledged thing flying over Israel towards the sea but nothing else. I doubt the government will mention it out of it's own volition if this is true. The distance is around the same distance between Tel Aviv and Tehran.
>>199028743>tehran>tfw israel strikes malta instead of the mollah
>>199028811It would be hilarious if this did happen and it happened with the government's approval.
Btw when I hurt my hand yesterday I was rewarded by seeing the panties of an office qt when she jumped down from a high platform in her summer dress. My suffering wasn't in vain.>>199027942Nah not to help her but have some news and maybe try something since I'm getting lonely. I mean she was pretty interested. The only issue was distance.>>199028416huh, you professional entourage seems quite gemmy. >>199028647Didn't play II yet but the choice seems clear.Sorry Imoen, I'm switching to Aerie.
Catnigga remember last summer I told you I planted a prickly pear pod? I just noticed that it is growing something, most likely a second pod.
>>199029065>Are you sure you want the missile to fall in sea my friend? There is this car that would do a perfect target>ahah no there's no one inside
>>199028647Viconia's inclusion in BG3 was a mistake and her characterisation so poorly handled that I think we can all consider it to be non-canon. I'm sorry that you prefer disfigured, suspiciously young looking ayylmao-faced elves and are unable to handle a strong-willed beauty, but that doesn't mean you should go around saying mean things.Also, I named the mage in the last RPG I played Brunhilde.
>>199028491thoughts on this one>>199028505maybenot surehe is spanish>>199028597the joke is that he's 15 years older than me so he says he was chilling being 20 on the beach having drink whiley watching me build sand castles on the same beach when I was 12he has a similar one for one of the girls
>>199029240Kek.
>>199029218>Catnigga remember last summer I told you I planted a prickly pear pod? I just noticed that it is growing something, most likely a second pod.Joy halves and misery doubles.If you had half the sense of a lackwit, you'd get rid of that thrice-damned devil plant and replace it with a strawberry bush or perhaps some thyme.
>>199029146basedAerie really is the best girl, don't fuck up her romance by being too horny tho >>199029259heeeeey look at here it's detective Stabler from the SVU>SHE'S ONLY 50 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCKget a hold of yourself >Also, I named the mage in the last RPG I played Brunhilde.kino name, so I'll forgive your outburst
>>199029520I already have thyme.
>>199028416>pedophileIs he attracted to 17 years and 363 days old girls? That's horrible, americans would imprison him for 20 years.
>>199029660Being attracted to people under the age of 20 is weird for an adult, because they have nothing in common.
The front populaire gf
The first funny cat picture I see on a profile (bitches love posting their cats)
My andalucian sisterWhich part of the handle of a shoulder press machine should one hold?The red, or the blue part on pic?
The no pasaran gf
>>199027875>from belgiumwhy do morbihanoids insist on thatgiving me the ick
Good day med am back.I checked bank account and got my pay.For some reason it's 2250€ bucks this month, maybe there's a bonus during half year ?
>>199031337prime vacances probably
>>199031337what's the wage normallyfr fr i'm not paid so much more depsite being in fucking ile de france
>>199029986the blue ones would get you wide shoulder (put lots of Kg here)the red one would tone the front of it (put light weight but lots of rep)remember to keep your back straight
>>199029523One has to ask themselves, if Aerie is so great, why did she not appear in BG3? >>199029830How do French people pronounce "swipe" on dating apps? Do they say "sweep"?
>>199031541post body
the femdom stare.
>>199031571i think i pronounce sweepthis is the kind of word i never use so i will pronounce the way that feels natural until someone else use it and then i will feel wrong
>>199031571>whybecause this was the canon ending
>big titted egyptiansaw an arab bird asking for the weight benched, built for andalu-sama
>>199031714This looks like the sort of woman you'd run into during a heist, immediately after removing a valuable urn from its cushioned pedestal and turning to leave. She steps out of the shadows and commends you for your progress thusfar, then orders her goons to seize you.
>>199031975>goons
>>199029830perfect and literally me (except chuddy)
>>199031975that's...oddly specific>goonshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VaVNRQMcA
It's the evening, it's supposed to get COLDER fuck.So far, summer is looking doable as long as I am in the office for the AC or at home with drawn shutters and letting the fresh air flow at night.
>top qt, stacked, ruined by tattoos and piercings and unnatural hair colors
>>199029934But that's clearly a dude's hand.>>199032602Things are getting spicier by the day.
>>199032794i noticed, but she can post a dude arm with her cat frsaw a girl called Isis, catnigga SHOCKED
>>199032761Would.My exgf and purple hair and a septum. We broke it off before she did her Star Wars TIE fighter tattoo thankfully.
>>199029986Won't make a big difference but I'd take the blue ones because they would allow you to use your middle deltoids more.>>199031541"Toning" is just having a lower body fat percentage and doing higher reps with lower weights won't "tone" you.
https://youtu.be/c8tGaLtufO4?si=o3pjxt-Q7ps0T7Iu
>>199032602>at home with drawn shutters and letting the fresh air flow at night.I thought /med/ cuntries have AC and its only the North that have none.
>The dogpill isn't rea-CK
>>199033314She looks menacing.
>>199033122Tummy
>>199032794they really are. I'm not ready for it. Really turning into a heatcel.
>>199033289Nah I don't think any euro country is prominently ACpilled.Things are changing with the rising temps of course. I believe building the /med/ with white surfaces and small window openings would be better for us and the environment though.
>>199031472Around 1550
>>199033500that's a big bonus, perhaps 13rd month split between summer and december
>>199032526>>199032090Another word in my beautiful language ruined by zoomers. What will they take from us next, I wonder.
>>199033526Yeah I think it's that.
>half of the qts on the street with no bra
>>199034065
>>199034065Choose wisely>>199029830>>199029992
The GTV was bloody beautiful
>>199031862>>big titted egyptianpraise pharaoh
>>199033095Thanks.
>>199034445I don't know dick about cars, but I think the best looking combo is a black lincoln town car third generation (FN145) from the early 2000s painted in blacknot that I could ever drive one, I've been driving a nissan leaf and going back to manual transmission is a fucking nightmare I hate it so much normal cars are now beneath me
>>199034016
>>199035797>I don't have money>Spends 20k usd on charity>Still hasn't paid off student loansKek
>>199031714>>199031975Not bad>>199032406Hahahaha :DChange E for I, F for T, J for P, and I would write "literally me">>19903260233... OMG! :O>>199033122Mmmm <3>>199033314Mmmmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo>>199033332Just one digit away from ἀλήθεια
>>199035797Americans have too much money. Somebody should take it from them.
>France - Belgique
The orange Nord gf
>>199037148SexooooI had pizza for dinner, I really enjoyed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4U95rBt_90thanks youtube suggestions
>>199036063I agree
>>199037302>pizzaWhat 'za? Prosciutto mayhaps (I can assume for sure it wasn't quattro formaggi)?
>>199037710Tonno e cipolla, and I took some of my mum's pizza with cherry tomatoes and mozzarella di bufala
Drinking on the quays at 30°C, getting effed up on gintos and heat.>>199034121Front populaire gf, unironically would share like 80% of my values and opinions, except le chud thing.
>>199038946>yfw she mentions gypsies around you
pondering what to buy during the clothes sales
>>199039275I don't really need to buy anything this summer, I got a nice cotton-linen button-up a couple of weeks agoBtw I'm watching Georgia-Portugal, Kvaradona scored
Nice French track.https://youtu.be/fonYwCDd2cM?si=ZGnp07EmfDhNB70U
>>199039561>Kvaradona scoredbasedBut Penaldo won't accept this>>199039580kek
>>199039597can't find the recent video about the original guyalthough there is another very similar
>>199039580>>199039696Oh well, the recent tweet that inspired ithttps://x.com/Symgalle/status/1804851556111544625the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=990EqKE3fvg
>>199039755Lmao
>>199039755I recently the YouTube one, as in I came across it, but I didn't watch it before now.
is this relatable to call centre employees?
https://youtu.be/3pwKgQklJUM?si=t5XDUgDhiIOZvw7w
G'devening GENTS
>>199043094
>>199043094I've seen your scriptprove you're not an elf
>>199043094Congrats for mogging Portugal
>>199043165Enjoy the wine, mon ami>>199043398eight million six hundred and ten>>199043462I am still shocked, not just winning, but by 2-0
>>199043564>eight million six hundred and tenI believe you, fellow Man.
>>199043094The mountain elves of Sakartvelo dealt a decisive and eye-watering dick punch to the Portuguese national ego today. They have been humbled, but I worry for the Slovenes. The tiger is most dangerous when wounded.
>Austria - Turkey*Sabaton starts playing*
>>199044295you lusophobia is evidentwe already topped the group after last match, I didn't even bother watching
>>199044825I prefer the term "lusorealist". When a man casually peruses some Ancient Greek literature and discovers that one of the earliest known names of Portugal - Ophiussa - means "land of snakes", what conclusions should he draw?In any case, I hope your national team perks up a little bit. With the way the fixtures have been arranged, we will not get to face each other until the final.
>>199044825this is your so called "best ally"
>>199046551The sneaky Brazilian tries to sabotage the world's oldest and strongest alliance. What is the primary motivation? Fear? Jealousy? Either way, he will not succeed.
>>199047033I can see beyong alb*on lies
>>199045533Olissipo thing was only in Lisbonalso that's greekoid lusophobiawe literally invented the "Bell Beaker culture"regardless of what archaeologists say it was actually a unified and extremely advanced empire under one Emperor Alberto Barbosa and this was their territory
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we defeated both of you (portuguese are just spaniards)
>>199049786hvorfor?
Still alive?
>>199052130>/med/ survived the night
>>199052330Just to witness the horrors that the light has uncovered and that darkness mercifully hid from us.
>>199052611>mercifullythere is no mercy in darkness, in the dark you are the prey John 3:20-21>For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.>But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.only the Light, the TRUTH, can set you freethere is great evil that lurks in the dark, do not embrace it.
>>199052989Darkness is the default state of existence.Light came later and disrupted the harmony.
>>199053036I can't fault you for that assessment, but unfortunately for you you yourself exist and the primordial darkness does not anymore
>>199046551>>199047463based knwoer
I need to stop drinking, didn't sleep well. Need to be more careful of my health.Impressive! I was getting ready to bake.>>199049786Norway is now a med ally.
>>199053129This is what I want them to believe.
>>199053232I'm afraid I would have baked before you.I'm almost disappointed that the thread survived.
The thread survived the night and avoided final death. Good. I increased the distance of my walk this morning.
>>199053402I would have been thrilled to see what kind of OC you were ready to deliver. It'll have to wait a bit longer.Btw I made some friends in the tramway yesterday going home and we complained about "crazy people" in public transport. Good people, only got their names but might meet them again some day.
Hello frens, how’s it going?Started the day by staying 20 minutes in the toilet. It was huge.
Currently "hiding".
>>199054210Nice way to start the day indeed. Did quite the same. Woke up dry like perchment at 5am and went to spray some wet alcohol poo.So that's out of the way at least.
I should've left the house.
>>199054228>>199054381You still can, no? Maybe a nice morning walk to feel the fresh sea breeze?
>>199054420I just returned from my walk.
Med boy summer is OUT... Brat girl summer is IN>>199054475AH, then you're in quite the pickle. Read a book in another room? Maybe watch a movie or something. Honestly I relate a lot to the hiding kek. Reminds me of time friends of my parents came over and I was still in PJs.It becomes a Metal Gear Solid mission with you switching in and out of rooms to avoid detection.
>>199054710I'm currently in a seperate place with my phone and the parrot.
>>199054805It's all you need really!
>>199055029Trying to keep him quiet.
>>199055117The way your write it makes it feel like some horror movie kek.I imagine the parrot making a sound and the worker immediately perking up and investigating while you stay hidden.
I parely felt the extra distance desu.
>>199055194Yeah I mean they won't peak but it is unwanted attention.
>>199055212The reason he's next to me to begin with ot because he's scared of the drilling noises, and when they're not doing the noises he feels the need to fill in lol.
My belly is a bit fucked. I hope I won't puke or shit myself at work. Would be embarassing LOL>>199055212yeah I see what you mean
>>199055245Eaten anything unusual?
I want to walk the Victoria lines one day.
can't wait to go to the park at summer time, just after work
>>199055811Impossibile soffrire in Francia
Tummy's acting a bit weird and felt like I was going to shart when I was only 100 metres away from the gym. Had to come back and fr it's the second day this week that I'm skipping gym.Right wing media is seething at the portuguese because somehow it's their problem that hungary didn't qualify for the next rounds in the UEFA.
>>199055811Bum.
>>199055197Smellissimo.
>>199055858I wonder how Croatians feel about this:https://youtube.com/shorts/yRvQiLUEvH8I for sure feel great
>>199056332>Video is not availableWhat was I supposed to see?
The coast is clear.I hate myself.
>intense need to shit>go to the office bathroom, seeing too late that the cleaning lady was cleaning another stall, on the phone>ass starts exploding diarrhea, sounds echoing off in the bathroom>cleaning lady suddenly stops talking and acts like she isn't there>keep shitting loudly to assert dominance>take my time wiping and cleaning my hands while she's still hiding in her stall>leave the room empty and proud>>199055507lots of alcohol. Considering I have a sensitive digestion, it sure doesn't help.
>>199056615That's bad.
The thread is still alive because death is afraid of Chuck Norris.>>199056615Based. You should have jerked off too. I'm also on my way to take a shit but there's no cleaning lady because I'm alone in the building. It's also my last day here before official holidays.
I wonder if they will give the euro to Ukraine to own the Russians.
>>199056951More for me to collect.
>>199056448Zaccagni's goal at the last minute a few days ago
This but without the red thing and the purple hair.
One guy one jar (from the video where he gets a jar into his butt and it breaks inside) just died in the ear front in Ukraine (he was Ukrainian).
Today I will have a huge merting that MIGHT change my career for the betterI have been shitting myself since the day I got this proposalI will update /med/ later hoping to bring some good newsThe anxiety is killing me
I decided to jerk off one last time at the workplace since it's my last day here.
>>199058360how many heroes must die in this war
>>199057902Cosplay chicks are of unsound mind.>>199058438Everything to make those fond memories of the workplace.
>>199056926Wow that's some antique meme.>I'm alone in the buildingspooky, where is everyone?>>199058360>proto 1 guy 1 jar causes Yugoslav Wars>1 guy 1 jar dies in Russian invasionRIP to him but that's quite a coincidence, this link between anal insertions and armed conflicts in eastern europe.
>>199058402>mertingMeeting
>>199057902>without the red thing and the purple hair.how can you fail to recognise a Raven cosplay?are you a boomer too old for that show or a zoomer too young to remember it?
>>199058402When the winds of fortune change, some build walls and others build windmills. I hope to hear later today that you've been promoted to a position where you never have to deal with a customer ever again.>>199058696Maybe they didn't have that show in Portugal.
Had a nice ftira.
>>199058696I can recognise a Raven cosplay, I’m just imagining an ultra hot goth in bikini at the pool, without the cosplay part.
Another day of wasting my early 20s fr fr no cap bussin.>>199057003Right. I'm sure they are seething. I saw an article saying that the manager of the scottish team was blaming the referee for losing just because they didn't give them a penalty shootout or whatever it's called after one of their players fell to the ground which is the fault of a hungarian player (even though the scottish guy pulled him at his shirt which is what caused both of them to fall).Fr these niggas (footie players) know a lot about acting
>>199059509Don't worry, all humans wither away slowly.
Kek. https://x.com/ZemmourEric/status/1806016244643938523?t=bZvIVWscFJMcylB0OWcayA&s=19
>>199059509Yeah nowadays it's all acting ffs
>drivers' license lessons and 30 hours of driving cost 630 eurosFr I thought it would be more than that. That's pretty cheap if true.>>199059521It's not about withering away. It's about not doing enough things before withering away.
>>199059705I remember paying almost 400 for it but I'm old so.
Office qts walking barefoot in the office. Catnigga might get a job real quick.>>199058402I wish you all the best my fren. No need to worry, you will make it, I believe in you!
>>199058638>Wow that's some antique meme. Old but gold>spooky, where is everyone?Today it's only me. Classes have already finished but we still have to go our workplace until this week, so I jerked off and now I'm rehearsing an oral presentation that I'll have around the 8th of July.>>199058566>Everything to make those fond memories of the workplace.That's the good thing my bro.
I WILL buy your game now.
>>199060192Built like a dude.
>By law the water tap in the kitchen has to be connected to the water main provided by the provider.Haha nice way to syphon money.
>>199060192Chloe more like Cloaca. Is she in the sequel? If yes it means her ending is canon, which is the worst choice they could have made.
>rogue trader dlc trailer drops>new companion is a psychotic goth girl who loves murder and the god-emperorbros... this marketing strategy is too effective on me...I'm already considering pre-ordering just so I can play through it again and have this lady absolutely fucking RUIN me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I041GhApwmQ
>>199060209The only reason you think that is because whenever you leave your home and walk the streets, you only see males who have small shoulder width. For me, someone gifted with godlike shoulders, even the average man's shoulder could be considered feminine.Tldr: estrogen in the water makes men look like women which makes healthy women seem a bit masculine at times.My source? Revealed to me in a dream.
>>199060996>flagOpinion dropped. Only portuguese posters' opinions matter on LiS.
>politics discussion at lunchEheh>>199059580I guess it's Zemmour dancing to the song, almost shared it yesterday
>>199060192are you a female?I'm serious the only person I know who likes the blue haired girl game is my sister
>>199061627Yeah.
>drink to much coffee>get palpitation >get a hard-on for no reason >intern get in my office at the same timewhat a fucking sad day
>>199061688>are you a female?I have a female soul in a male body. And btw that's a good thing.
>>199061921>get a hard-on for no reasonphoto or it's fake and you
>>199062132>photoYou really want to see it? Kinda gay. >or it's fake Well it passed on its own, thankfully. >and youAnd I?
>>199059937>Office qts walking barefoot in the officeIs there a performance review coming up? Maybe they're doing it to distract you, so that the quality of your work takes a nosedive and they get the much-coveted promotion.>>199061130>facial piercingsPut that litter back in the garbage can.
Baking
>>199061526All the males in the vicinity look like this.The females are even scarier.
>>199062757You take your time, we'll just wait here. Not like some of us have places to be or anything.
>>199063201Catnigga... I.... literally already baked 20 mins ago >>199062796
>>199063298>bakes a thread and does not link it in the old thread afterwardsI exhaled audibly from my nose in exasperation.
>>199063393I can't be bothered to search the catalogue, I'm not even switching to the newer thread until this one is archived.
>>199062081lol gay>>199062430abhorrent taste as ever catnigga
