r attenborough edish
cock
This is the one
>>199020220that's d attenborough
>>199020220I can't take it anymore, I just want to die
someone pull him out before he drowns...
>>199020298He might be d attenborough but he's still r attenborough
Whats the best drug to find a girlfriend on
>>199020359the limitless drug
>>199020359Alcohol by far
>met office saying this is the coolest it's going to get for the whole daywonderful
>>199020446better put the heating on
>>199020446And the humidity?
Have a cousin who is 2 years older than me and she's very attractive. When I was 16 I was at her parent's house and went to the toilet upstairs, noticed her bedroom door was ajar and had a little peek in.Saw some knickers on the floor and, in my virginal adolescent testosterone addled state, decided to take the risk and give them a big sniff.The smell is hard to describe lads, it has a touch of the gameyness of my own boxers, but there is this pistachio sweetness amongst it.Heavenly, I've had sex twice since then, but I swear that moment imprinted her on my brain because I regularly fantasise about shagging her.I'm 25 and she's 27 now and still just as leng.
>>199020382Good movie, I have it downloaded to rewatch>>199020388It always makes me do stupid shit. I am thinking cocaine but that's expensive so can I cheap out and offer birds at bars bumps of mephedrone or speed instead. Shaggers said if I give birds drugs they'll trade me sexo
>>199020509
Took a 20 minute shit and washed my arse with water and it still feels like I could poo out more
>>199020529>Shaggers said if I give birds drugs they'll trade me sexoGHB especially
>>199020515Me after a Sunday lunch at nanberg's aha
>>199020509You're tricking your brain into making sexo chemicals innit
>>199020563Doesn't that just pass them out. I have never done drugs and doing my research.My dealer GHBSpeedMephedroneXtc/MDMACocaineMethHeroin2cbLSDWhich one wise man
whys it called tenorife then? is it full of tenors or something? lol
*dives into thread*
>>199020544I just did a ghost poo, coffee worked well.
can't wait to get home from work and have a pooey shitwank
really need a shag (i'm a 30 year old virgin)
>>199020568enjoyed this x
Phor bugs crawling all over my skin on my thighs and butt and feet
>>199020606Find manchester kinda problematic, should make it a nonbinary word
>>199020646clapmeats
normie women have started unironically sharing these memes kek
>>199020613Reckon our British blood compelling us to jump off high places may be why bungee jumping is so popular in New Zealand
>>199020646Try speeddating
>>199020544get on the psyllium husk lad. Gay bent arse bottoms swear by it.
>>199020595Take fluorinated DMT (only the good one tho8gh) or fluorinated LSD
mousey get some pasta down you and get some sleep
https://youtu.be/Ihkb5XBpOCE
Fluorinated psyllium
>>199020682These memes will unironically probably save a few incels from entering into a cope relationship. It is better to be a alone than to be with someone you despise.
Fulminated DMT
>>199020606>is it full of tenors or something?No, that's Wales
>>199020694nothing like that here, apps are the only choice
Also if you go to a dealer are there do's and don'ts to avoid getting stabbed
took her for a drink on tuuuuesday (8)
>>199020698Or orange peels work
>>199020749go to bed lil nigga
>>199020682women truly have 0 self awareness, literally no different to a mushroom
>>199020742mmhmm she want dat longmeat
>>199020742Claim you're jewish and find a jewish matchmaking agency
>>199020759:3
>>199020786
>>199020777>ClaimIt's true for him
>>199020728last relationship was with a fat girl and it's honestly better just having a wank. Cruel to the girl aswell and turns you into a bad person because you have to lie all the time and lie to yourself. What did it for me? Going to a concert and seeing guys standing behind their gfs with their arms round them and imagining doing it but with my arms fully extended round my her. That and the fanny smell.
humidity doing me in
>>199020791POV the mice family in the walls aren't scared of you
Mouse, whats your thoughts on asbestos?
>>199020810whats the fanny smell like?
>>199020796How do you know, I thought this place was anonymouse
>>199020682i have a cousin who has always been a fat useless cunt, she posted some meme about men 'hatfishing' every photo of hers is her ugly, filtered 3x face and her depressing fat girl cleavage. the lack of self awareness was astounding, literally a walking amoeba i was slightly wrong actually, she's a crackhead now, so she isn't fat anymore
what motivates channels like lonelycreap who get no views after years of posting? do they still think they'll make it as a content creator one day?
Going to bed soon. I'm going to have to sort my life soon, but for now I'm just going to enjoy this summer day sleep. I'll wake up to something my nan has cooked me, and enjoy the last few hours of sun with a nice cup of tea.I'm 38 years old.
>>199020834sour, putrid, mix of urine and fish. Doesn't even do it justice similar visceral, primal gut reaction to when you smell a dead animal.
>>199020856why didn't you fix it 15 years ago wtf
>>199020856night night rorke
>>199020855maybe he's on full PIP so his time is his own
on the arse end of my 20s and i have nothing to show for it
>>199020810>RelationshipNigga what the fuck u doing, if she's fat you just tell her it's a sex and fling thing and don't dedicate. Then at least it beats wankingI think
>>199020858surely not the case if she keeps herself washed
>>199020855don't know
would rather shag a tranny than a fat lass
>>199020890depends how fat if they're fat enough or fat around their genital areas then the sweat starts soon after they get out the shower and never really goes away
>>199020904this image is grim
>>199020872My life was on track 15 years ago, but something happened a few years back>>199020878night night x
Shalom brit
>>199020855no different to writing in a diary except its stored digitally instead, there's an old guy who does multiple short updates every day and he gets barely any views but still does it i quite enjoy the comfiness of it https://youtube.com/@everydaysabonus
>>199020915This image is reality, no mindbending will ever change the fact you're simply shagging a dressed up bloke
I eat Emma Watson’s poo
>>199020889took her virginity when she was 29 and then felt bad to dump her straight after like I was contemplating doing then said I wanted a relationship when I was absolutely steaming and felt too awkward to go back on it when I sobered up so just kept on for a few months. Genuinely didn't even like looking at her the bed would sag when she lay on it.
>>199020904Cockmogs me!
>>199020855not everything is about money where would we be without rodger's documentation
>>199020971Good Lord, my cock is going to fucking burst.
>>199020971Need her to hurry along the Solo-->B/G-->BBC conveyor brltSame goes for sara jean underwood
>Need her to hurry along the Solo-->B/G-->BBC conveyor brlt>Same goes for sara jean underwood
these call centres just hate us run of the mill rural irish people, don't they? before, you couldn't get a job with them if your accent was too 'strong', but nowadays, they're full of foreigners. Almost like they never cared about accents in the first place, or they think foreign accents are better than us, or that foreigners are better than us.
>>199021008Good Lord, my cock is going to fucking burst.
>>199020997why is she always recording or taking pics I don't get that part of the meme. do women do that? i'm a virgin btw
>there's not even an irish person in ireland nowso true, granny
mental how shes a 42 year old school teacher and posts pictures like this on her social media, surely she knows all the boys in her classes are wanking themselves silly over her
I'm a grower and I can tell that if I'd been circumcised my flaccid penis would just be my glans.
>i'd rather be gay than normalriveting stuff from generation z
>>199021077she's 100% letting dem yutes tap raw
>>199021049i dont know about recording actually in the act of sex but women / girls will definitely try to get pictures or videos of lads they like, i think they do it as some sort of 'proof', in a casual setting that is, im not talking about actual couples taking photos together
>>199021106Don't you ever get bored of this?
want to smoke weed but everyone will be out in their gardens and it smells too strong
>>199021077it's all just hedonism. having hedonists teach children is also just disgusting.
Sorting my life as we speak.
>>199021077of course she does and she loves it. she probably shags the black ones anyway
>>199021142Good lad
leftypol sexualising black kids again
>she's 100% letting dem yutes tap raw
>>199021130felt no changes since my first time posting
anhedonia'd out me arse
Mental how Google has all my data and could probably calculate exactly what I'm going to have for lunch on the 3rd of August 2025 yet YouTube can't recommend me a video I'm actually fucking interested in
ignore non whites in every capacitydo not acknowledge their existence
>>199021142not if you're posting here
interpol went to shit after antics
>>199021137who cares? not like you can get in trouble for smoking a spliff on your own property
all people are atheist until proven otherwise by show of devotion to god, and righteousness.
>interpol went to shit after antics
>>199020544I've pood thrice todayCoincidentally had 3 vada pavs last night
rorke accusing his mother of conducting a "humiliation ritual" by asking him to put the bins out
5:45am ladsWaiting to start me toil and have a reign energy drink on the cards
>>199020646Do these handbags serve any purpose
*farts so violently the resonance causes your body to hit its natural frequency and makes every blood vessel in your body explode* corr pardon me haha
>>199021253Imagine driving something heavy through them
>>199021077>surely she knows all the boys in her classes are wanking themselves silly over herThat's the whole point
I'm Irish Diaspora
>>199021142Same
rorke hiding nootropics from his mum in his nasolabial folds
How do I filter an entire country?is it possible without being a tranny and using 4chanx?
I might be the biggest retard on the internet
>>199021342Would have told you if not for that vile little transphobic comment
timmy aint do nun
>>199021356It's an honour to meet you, make yourself at home
rorke mate just admit your a benchod ffs
so does the belgium flag blacked poster claim to be a black fella who shags loads of white women or is he just a white lad wanking?
reckon i could quite happily move to america desuimagine driving your truck to work grabbing a cheeky XXXL starbs from the drive through while listening to Creedid do quite well there i reckon
>>199021404just another dysgenic nonce with no roots (single mother upbringing)
>>199021342adblocker
belgium flag blacked poster
>>199021356*checks that I still have internet access*
Bored out my nut at toilMight just cack me kecks for a laugh
>>199021345More women need to be like the girl in the background. Lots of extremely cringe female behaviour goes unchallenged.
>>199021451dimitrius go to the toilet and take a SHIT
>>199021404it's cloggy (this pic broke him btw)
watching two fat nerds talk about a new star wars show l'm never gonna watch
>>199021486Can only imagine how repulsive a nigjeet is.
>>199021486you're the only spacker begging others to install spyware and you reply to your own posts LOL
>>199021548oh lawdy poojeet seething kek
no postie yesterday wonder if he'll come today
>>199021404it's spainpaki yeah he larps as a white football fan but it's pretty obvious he's a wog
>>199021548
is living in rural britain and in urban britain like living in different countries? Or are they more or less similar, just different infrastructure?
>>199021356no you are not, interracial spammers are
>>199021657so they are a couple? Why are they naked all the time
Sucking a fucking moss ball
>>199021408giwtwm
when your in a gay benchod completion but your opponent is rorke:
Damnable bot
>Average male thigh circumference21 inches>My thigh circumference25 inchesnot good is it lads
>>199021765Fat cunt
>>199020446why the fuck would it peak at 6pmthat's absurd
>>199021765alri thunderthighs
>The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn’t Existso true, how can people see this and still deny
The other generals aren't this mentally ill, but sadly they're not in English
>>199021798>how can people see thissee what?
>>199021798Kyle odom etc etc
wog weather this
Stuffing mouseys furry moss balls up my bum
>>199021847You mean his furry mouse balls?
>>199021824They're all into anime which is wank
Buzzing off me tits on a very strong coffee
>>199021736skibiding
I'm mothballing this thread
>>199021744Made chatgpt say nigger
Oh my god today is a scorcherTotal scorcher
>>199021798but if believe he exists, then what? not much of a trick is it
Could I take my pension out and put it all straight in the stocks and shares ISA?
Been smoking a lot of weed lately
>>199021896if anime replaced lgbt and interracial and avatar spam here, then the general would be better
>>199021765Wanna look at my thighs
keep posting this in the copa america threads and it makes the latinx angry highlight of my day that's for sure
making a curry
>>199021934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV9q_KdtQfc
>>199021896Would you rather have the occasional anime post, or the tranny spam and our resident schizophrenic
>>199021986odd
feet
do you use sunscreen /brit/
niggernigger skywalker
>>199021986and then for some reason he has to get bummed by a judge or something?
>>199021959take it out, lose it all in the stock market is the play here
>>199022046Only if I'm spending ages (like 90mins+) in the sun without shade, which doesn't happen very often
>>199022058Wow thanks Disney
>>199022046I moisturize and put sunscreen on my face every day
SeasideHARMING
>sunscreen
>>199022046No I'm a tanned aryan
>>199022086>>>/r9k/incel thread is that way
British people eat pork pie and Cornish pasty
black pudding and beans and spotted dick
Recognised Palestine in 2024:Barbados, Jamaica, Trinidad & Tobago, The Bahamas, Ireland, Norway, Spain, Slovenia, Armenia145/193 countries (Israel & Palestine excluded) now recognise Palestine (75.1%)
>>199022110Yep>>199022127Yep
>>199021657wish you redditors would keep your shit on your own site
>>199022046No and I pay for it every summer
My aunt lives in Florida and her skin is basically red leather.
>>199022159I love salt and carbs so I would get super fat in Britain
>>199022086
>>199022153Exciting times!
>>199022153>Palestine isnt there two of them? Do they see PA and Hamas as the leaders?
I find it funny how indian right wing is pro isarel and western right wing is pro Palestine
>>199022089People do need a constant reminder how awesome elephants are
>>199022193PA have west bankHamas has GazaInternational community only acknowledges PA but Iran and Qatar support Hamas
>>199022219>western right wing is pro PalestineUmmm
>>199022127not our fault americans keep turning normal words into slurs or innuendo. e.g. faggots, dick, bbc
vets are fucking useless called about getting medication two days ago and they haven't called back
>>199022232true right-wingers are, cuckservative israeli wire types aren't right wing
del GATO
>>199022153so what does this mean
ferociously checking my emails for job updates
I always confused between veterans and veterinariansMy mate in uni said his father was a veteran in the army but I always pictured him treating military dogs
Worst time ever
midday poo for me
>>199022086this obese, alcoholic, mentally-retarded, self-harming, unemployed, smelly, lazy, broke-arse waste of space has a girlfriend. what's your excuse, lads?
>>199022343literally what are you on about you incel
>>199022372wasn't really a difficult question was it pal
>>199022393What do they taste like?
*sigh* yet another poo
>>199022343I don't want a woman willing to settle for that
>>199022421Alri Emma Watson
got big floppy gyno tits but canr afford to get them removed
plop
how do i get a bod like this
>>199022461Does it feel nice to play with the nipplesteins
This is what I crave
>>199022461>floppynot gyno, lose weight>t. obese mantitted abomination
>>199022478be 5'5 and weigh 8 stone
There is a new strain of wojak going around on twitter, featuring an expressionless, average build wojak, fucking a morbidly obese female wojak. It's as grim as you imagine. Particularly grim are the faces. Blank, staring, nearly contemplative. These two people are completely lost in thought during the carnal act.These drawings represent the plight Generation Z faces in its pursuit of connection. This generation (the author's own generation, it's worth mentioning) has set the record for singleness and subjectively reported lonliness. The reason that the miserable man fucking the fat woman is important is because the experience is universal, either literally or figuratively.Meaningless sex with someone you aren't actually attracted to at all. Who hasn't done it? And having done it, who hasn't had that crushing realization? "Oh my God, I feel the same" Nothing was healed. Even during the act, you don't actually feel better. You couldn't even look at her. You have to think of something else while you do it. There is no passion or lust. You have successfully made one of life's most beautiful gifts into something ugly. I don't mean to be a misogynist. The plight of the fat woman is just as dreadful, because she knows. She knows that she is being used and that she is using in turn. I don't believe that anyone can be so naive. Maybe she was that naive the first time, but not anymore. She is lonely and suffering the cognitive effects of her lonliness too. She has seen the shock and horror on her lovers' faces when she suggests a more serious arrangement. She has stopped suggesting it.This meme expresses bottomless neuroses, i.e. sexual status, the pursuit of pleasure, how we are perceived based on our sexual preferences, the performance of sex, the boredom and horror of aging, the boredom and horror of sex itself, the inability to fully connect with others. The list goes on. Is it any wonder that Generation Z is the loneliest cohort by far?
>>199022535i'm 75kg
Yodelling out me japs eye
Why do people hate on seaside mark anyway?
Honestly how did some small insignificant island off the coast of north west Europe end up colonising a country 10 times it's own size with barely any effort.
>>199022563good luck
>>199022648built different
that bryan johnson is a werid bastard
Making little finger puppets out of my spare pubes
mgiht go beach and take pictures of clappers
alexander hamilton
>>199022717is
*surreptitiously licks the wet grout*
>>199022563they don't have sex the meme is false
>>199022563where did you copy this post from?
THE LAAAAADS HHAHAHA YEA THE LAAAAAADS
>>199022752based
>>199022802fat bitch
seaside mark is dead we are just hearing the gasses releasing
>>199015761>>199015761>>199015761
>>199022852You're next hopefully
mad how some little creep just spams porn here all day when he cannot on
>>199022874>living vicariously >through an alcoholic neet>on 4chantriple cringe
>>199022949Just run a blade over your throat you sad incel. No-one gives a fuck about your fat stinky hero.
>>199023004based illiterate
>>199022867Fucking stupid RETARD
We're literally all in here:>>199025411>>199025411>>199025411>>199025411
>>199025429The irony, you little mutant cunt.
>>199020335/r/attenborough
>>199020855i think they make videos for the original reason (cause they enjoy making them) not the new reason (to make lots of money shilling retarded shite nobody needs to massive consoomer retards glued to their phones)
>>199021275inshallah
>>199020220are king looking peng
>>199022046I do yeahgot the good stuff that only needs one application unless you take a shower
