sir keir starmer edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFzTjStvMb4&list=OLAK5uy_kzB62gDqSkSMSZYO_IDsBYrwINmTTIJj8
In 5 years time Elon gets to Trillionaire
Do you like this
>>199028401He will become a super villain
THREE BRITS3 FUCKING BRITS???OH THE JANNY WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE
ever sing the pissing song to yourself when you're doing a piss lads?it goes like this:"da-da-da-da-da-da pissing,"da-da-da-da-da-da pissing"and so on
All memes aside it's genuinely mental that British girls were being raped on an industrial scale and basically nothing was done about it, people were more animated about the fucking Post Office thing
This is suffering
Buisiness idea: Where's Wally? Book but Wally is replaced with Jay Slater. It'll sell like hot cakes
There's a lot of fake work going on, fake useless jobs that mean nothing and do nothing but even worse is all the bad work that's being done, like seeing that Boeing built a bunch of planes out of fake titanium and only just found out about it.
Hate it when you find pictures of your exes wedding and she looks all happy and shit and you're just sat there seething with jealously. Probably shouldn't have looked but I'm not that kind of man
>>199028520Here it's called Where's Waldo. In France it's called Where's Charlie
>West Virginia white couple alleged to have kept five adopted black children 'locked in barn and used as slaves'
>>199028554>West Virginiaironic
>>199028532just propaganda to put people off flying now that the kerosene is running out
>>199028520I'll invest 1 million pounds for a 5% stake
>>199028554SCREAMINGGGG
>>199028593You have to use real money
>>199028554RETVRN ….
>>199028532Buy it but dont do random testing... even drug dealers do more due deligence
it takes 3-6 weeks to sail to europe from the US vgh
>>199028586Pool not big enough to do laps. Pointless
I need to find a new financial podcast or youtuber
thought i played terribly but wordle says i was extremely skillful. something chinese going on here>>199028532funny how everything fake has something to do with china
>>199028470a lot of it was just teenage girls voluntarily taking drugs but i still think its fucked
>>199028554
>>199028667ever been on the spirit of tasmania? overnight journey from melbourne to devonport or vice versa, VERY comfy
>>199028470rape = it wasn't a lil timmy having sex
>wants kids>obese>has kids>dogs dogs dogs>obese>has kids>obese and has kids>wants kids>dogs dogs dogsDating over 30 is not fun.
>>199028586i'd fuck her
>>199028609its all real moneyi really believe this could be a big success
A security guard checked out an abandoned stud farm to keep Holly Willoughby as part of a plan to kidnap her, a court heard.Gavin Plumb, 37, has denied plotting to kidnap, rape and murder the television celebrity.He allegedly told another man online Ms Willoughby would be put in a van before being taken to her "new home and new way of living".Chelmsford Crown Court also heard Mr Plumb, of Harlow, Essex, discussed booking an ITV studio tour during the presenter's time as a host of This Morning and whether it would involve meeting her.Plumb told another man online, who unbeknown to him was an undercover police officer, he had been planning to kidnap Ms Willoughby for about "two-and-a half years".When asked what they would do when they were done, in a message read out to jurors, he said: "Slit her throat, clean her out and dispose of it."Mr Plumb sent a potential accomplice a video in 2023 of restraint "kit" items laid out on a bed, the court heard.His footage, played to the jury, showed ankle shackles, ball gag, rope, metal cable ties and handcuffs.Alison Morgan KC, prosecuting, read out a WhatsApp exchange where the defendant said: "We've got somewhere in the country to keep her, Ryan [another man he had been speaking with] is interested again by the looks of it."The man he was speaking with, known only as Marc, replied: "Cool where is the location?"Mr Plumb said it was "a stud farm that's abandoned", adding: "It's got cells."He said in a further message: "It could finally be happening."The defendant told Marc he was "looking more towards a home invasion", before he would "get control of her" and "pick up some outfits".He said Ms Willoughby would be taken to a "waiting van" and on to "her new home and her new way of living".In a separate message, the defendant posted a photograph of Ms Willoughby and wrote: "She's wearing things like this for a reason which is to tease us guys - she's getting punishment for all the teasing."
give it a rest spainpaki
>>19902850427.5 in my gaff right now but it doesn't feel too bad desu
I HATE YOU ALL
any lost touch with reality man in?
>>199028741been on a boat twiceonce was to cross the river in my city, once to see seals
Might cop the entire Moonswatch collection off DH gate.
>>199028799Corr, I wish
>>199028751just date younger women
been on a few boats in my time
>>199028769reckon at least one juror got a boner going through the messages and pics desu
Rape
>>199028769should have just had a wank
Name something that's better now than in the 90s and not just phones or whatever
>>199028769There is literally no way this pig could actually have done it. She could have just walked quickly away from him.Also he planned to get away with it by coercing her to say she was happy to be there
>>199028829I'm 31 and have set the filter from 25-35. Women younger are often too immature.
>>199028853i dont shit myself anymore
>>199028853can open up your phone and have a woman on your penis in the next hour
>>199028853I didn't live during the 90s
>>199028853phones or whatever
wtfthis is on business insiderit was an article about credit cards
>>199028889FOLC
what do you mean you've had a break from reality
you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
rewatching black books, a production of britain's number one transphobe
squealinghttps://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1794319377883697193
>>199028903>How likely are you to recommend British Gas? Please say a number between zero and ten.>'Zero'>....I'm sorry, please say a number between zero and ten.>'Zero'>....I'm sorry, please say a nu-*hangs up*
>>199028946imageboard not linkboard
>>199028862what is immature about them?
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>>199028903i always check the one that is opposite to how i really felt
>>199028862early 20s women are literally in their prime of their lives
Down on Rorke farm
need to die within the next 48 hours
>>199028999
Mad how normies can just be naturally confident and self-assuredEven though I'm tall good looking and got a big willy I can only feel confident and virile if I'm jacked and practicing martial arts. My autism knows I need to be physically dangerous to be assured of anything.
>>199028862Just date a 28 year old or something thenover 30 women won't do you any good
Spainonce in the afternoon is like a warm up for that time after 5-6pm when he goes nuts and has meltdowns
>>199028979>>199028993They seem to like drama and I hate drama and want nothing to do with it. I look young for my age, probably look like I'm early 20s so maybe I should go down with the age filter.
reform voters are so fucking thick
>>199028946leftypolxisters how do we respond without sounding made
Too many Les Infants terribles in the room
really hope big arses go out of style soon like back in the early 00s, and all these stupid thots at my gym who spam hip thrusts all day are left without a leg to stand on
>>199029027let them know the biggest drama in their lives is your cock mate. they love that kind of shit
might learn to play the fiddle just in case i ever meet satan
>>199028853Better food, access to things we didnt have before, actually have ingredients lists and nutrition charts on the food.Healthcare is better, not necessarily the standard but the actual science and knowledge is.Travelling is better, cars are safer, more comfortable and more reliable.Buying things is easier and more convenient, as is pirating things like music, access to films games and music is a click away
>>199029046whiteboy blockers won't go out of style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4SzvsMFaek
>>199028355Mad how he has rocked the same haircut and the same style of glasses for all these years
>>199029027yeah enjoy your obese dogmoms im sure it's not worth the drama
>>199028853Flight travel
off to bed
>>199029121get a life you utter freak
>>199029076kek>>199029130You won't believe the things I've seen mate, some of the women over 30 have hit the wall at 200mph. They really need to look after themselves better.
>>199029104Good post tbqh
>>199029100*does a law and order svu*you are a sadistic psychopath who has no remorse for his victims
How on earth is flying better than in the 90s
>>199028504Meanwhile in California
Would you like some tea in your coffee, darling?
>>199029159Everything is going to be okay.Sleep well.
>>199029046im not a fan either, a big bum is meant to be soft and pillowy. the almost equine musculature these woman have is isnt appealing
this universe is minei am god here
>>199028853/brit/
>>199029205How do you know that?
yeah flying is so good these days, they don't even have to land, just drop out the sky nowadays
>>199029197Undertaker sweating his bollocks off
>>199029104the first one is oddly specific. how'd you come up with it?
>>199029197Leftypol seeing death valley and thinking about all the brown people he can house
>>199029046>really hope big arses go out of style sooncant see that happening
a thirdie in a favela cannot comprehend the pain i experience, nor can i comprehend his. his pain is that scarceness, the anglos is that of abundance
>>199029213i'm mostly just annoyed because they hog the deadlift platforms to do them, when i go to the gym i'm on a tight schedule and i don't want to wait for some stupid bitch to finish her 20 sets of thot thrusts
>>199029279ting showing off her clapper on facetime to her black athlete date
what man hasn't had gay thoughts
>I thought Mr. (clearly Eastern European surname) was going to be of Asian ethnicitittyShe's so fucking thick it's unreal
>>199029238I don't, just wishing you the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEHpRwngHSA&list=OLAK5uy_mbMbVnxe4fantiShR-pEOwxa4tXBboXPU&index=7
>>199029250Was thinking about the tahini i used to make homous. Like no way you could get tahini outside of some arab shop in London in the 90s or even chickpeas probably
>>199029295fair enough how much can oyu deadlift big man
>>199029178get a yank or aussie gf, seriously
If you're not angry, you're not paying enough attention.
>>199029229loooool
Love chicken rice, me
>>199029360emily on vacation in jamaica for the "sun" and "vibes" wink wink
Perfection.
>>199029347do you and your mates accept Sir Keir now or still think Corbyn should be in charge?
>>199029356120kg for about 6 reps, used to be higher but i spent a few months slacking and lost all my gains
>>199029442fat
>>199028853technological efficiency uhh thats just about it. everything else is a net negative
hate arses me. just a shit factory innit
>>199029442right, proper high grade clapper there, a-grade bbc draining device
What does he get out of it
ah the europeans have arrived
Hate chewing gum me
>>199029279the ex-gf
>>199029509Lmao
>>199029539Do you not consider yourself to be European?
>>199029295sounds like you need to relax lad
>>199028355Didn't Sir Keir Starmer appear on telly saying he likes playing with his dog's bum?
hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXiR3fEy-wI&list=OLAK5uy_lr8yF7oCFQNqxiu8ELYZZMcXnKIFCVp3g&index=10
>>199029593pingus desu
Might die for Israel
You couldn't handle her
>>199029625black-owned LLC
Every single summer the same 'haha brits are melting in 26c IT IS HOTTER HERE!' shitjust dull innitlow IQ topic
>>199029666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alc%C3%A0sser_Girlsthe fuck is this? just randomly rape and torture and kill some girls on a nighti can understand someone being a complete nutcase and locking up a girl in his dungeon and doing it over months, but just a random one night thing and preparing with a predug ditch just seems mad
stroking my throbbing cock
>>199029603thailad unmasked
>>199029665
If you've never read a Discworld novel, what's the matter with you?
>>199029665And then in winter the Canucks and Norwegians do the opposite, so tiresome
>>199029695too busy having sex
>>199029671lil timmy on a mad one
Gonna make a mexican spread and have some coronas on the back this evening, once toil is done, angle the telly out the sliding door so can be seen from outside, a couple of cheeky cigsCan't wait
>>199029443Dont follow la
Do you reckon people got sun burned when they were conquering Africa
>>199029665They always see the 'BRITAIN SCORCHING IN 30C' headlines and think it is a national panic rather than just a call to fire up the BBQPeople talk about the weather here A LOT compared with everywhere else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqQ29I4AH7c
>>199029766sun was different back then mate
>>199029766Heatstroke would have been a thing for those in uniform
glasto open today. tens of thousands of horny women getting drunk with no inhibitions just looking for someone to shag in their sweaty tent. me with the curtains shut wanking to the same old porn in my sweaty childhood bedroom
>>199029780love talking about the weather, me
>>199029766haha mad dogs and englishmen hahahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BifLPGi4X6A
Hungry for a BBQ bacon burger
scottish people more like scattish people because they always scatter when its their round
>>199029814no one under the age of 30 goes to glastonbury
>>199029814i'd love to go but they all got their tickets like back in october or some shit and sold out within an hour
>>199029814Let this be known as the 'Incel Summer'
>>199029665Only 26c?
janny ain't gun do nuttin mmm mm mm yessir
Midwits be like:>ACKSHUALLY the team's best player is their worst!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Sidewinderany good readings about chinese influence in britain?
>>19902990129 today
>>199029600it's infuriating though, i wish there were men-only gymsand we'd all workout naked like in ancient greece because we've all got willies and nothing to hide
Watching British crimes dramas I’ve deduced the following about UK society >Murder rate 10X 1980s Miami>Every cop has a broken family life >Every group of friends has a dark shared secret>UK 70% pedophiles >Upon entry to a home one is offered something called “a cuppa”
>>199029920Corrrrr
stop killing the mandem
>>199029936>Half the police are black but only low-level harmless criminals are
Looks likes seaside Mark's working days are over de lads.
glad i didn't cave and buy an AC unit for the 2 days of summer we had
so i says to the girl i says "do you like antiques? because i've got some junk that hasn't been touched in decades"
>>199029955why does it stop before we get a good look at her peng arse
>>199029983Fuck off and kill yourself
>>199029998sunberg'll be back...just you wait...
could you do this in the 90s
26c with partial thin cloud cover, a gentle occasional breeze, but a decent whack of humidity, sun slightly lowish, you're in a shady beer garden about to tuck into your third very cold pint of undisclosed continental lager and pinch a ciggy off a mateDoesn't get better does it
>>199030038We had calculators yeah
could do with a shag
>>199030038is that a heckin calculatorim going dupin menal ahhhhh
Actually days been quite nice Very breezy
Managed to get a cut in the crease of my little toe, not pleasant
>>199029688Our houses retain more heat
mad how much teenage fanois and arse larry nassar must have had his fingers in
Not slept in about 36 hours and I feel fine
Fucking mental how computers do all the math they do with just two numbers
>>199030083Yes but you all have AC is the point the comic was making x
>>199030038>chinese text appears
Corr, just signed a 22 year old defender on Fifa 16 whos 6'7 and weighs 200 pounds
>British LGBT Awards ceremonyAnd the award for biggest bender goes to...Leftypol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56GCxWua3mk
Honestly can’t beat the combination of cannabis and alcohol
>>199030114I’ve never lived in a house with ACBrits just trying to feel special as usual
smoking a darb as something of a brief reprieve from vaping
my favourite sports team is the milwaukee bucks
>>199030181do you think this is a british flag?
Just need to make it to the weekend THEN I can get my life on track
Would definitely shag Kemi
>>199030162I’ve never crossfaded is it any good. Weed makes me anxious. Alcohol makes me happy
>>199030211I think it’s a flag being used here to represent all European countries regardless of their member status in the EU considering a Brit posted it and it applies to their situation as well
next thing they'll be saying is save sex for marriage and stop wage working
>>199030245Been saying this for the last 500 weeks mate
WowWhat an experience
>>199030276why would someone wanting to feel special group themselves as a faceless member of a huge bloc of countries
>>199030269It’s good yeah. I’d say the alcohol would cancel out the anxiety for you.
Off to pub with blonde bae this afternoon
>>199030298they want to retvrn to being jobless wastes of space while remaining childless and keeping their higher level of social, legal and economic power
Experiencing demoralisation
>>199029920Happy birthday x
>>199030298not watching this but sex is about 100000x more exciting when there is at least a perceived chance of the bird getting pregnant
>>199030346Genuinely what would they even do all day, not like they have hobbies is it
>>199030317Think hard and you may be able to figure out why they used that flag to include themselves
just drank a big bottle of the ol' mtn dew so i can stay up
>>199030389Video games?
Anthony Bourdain’s birthday today
>>199030389>Genuinely what would they even do all day,yjk
>>199030374Yeah I realize I am not as horny when the woman isn’t fertile or I’m wearing a condom and it’s not just the feel
>>199030346My brother's wife's like thisQuit her job after first baby (number three is imminent) but she doesn't clean the house or anything like that, nor does she cook, just makes babies and lets her mum and my mum look after them so she can go shopping. My brother, who is running a small company, comes home every day and cooks lmao.
feel like SHIT
>>199030462*cucks
back on hinge
>>199030503kek
>>199030462Women seem to take pride in not cooking these days. They love every other part of being a stay at home wife but see cooking as demeaning Weird as fuck
gamingtoil looms
29 years old still waiting for my life to start
>>199030462>My brother, who is running a small company, comes home every day and cooks lmao.ridiculous
Foden just left Euros lol'pressing family matter at home'
incesttoil on the horizon
>>199030526Kek
>>199030546Clearly off to join the Jay Slater search
You're fucked without him desu
if you're hot in the summer just leave the front and back door open
>>199030546heard hes linking up with jay slater
>>199030546his 3rd little crotch goblin hatched
>>199030576Then a million flies decide to move in
>>199030564found him
>>199030602how so?
>>199030572he will be back for the next game don't you worry
>>199030576>t. flyberg
>>199030572don't get it. how can someone look like this and excel at sport?
>>199030587>23>3rd babybased breeder
>>199030633how so?
Normie shook my hand and stood too close to me while talking. I felt very autistic
>>199030642Idiocracy
>>199030637function over form
>>199030642Why's she had surgery to look like him?
keep a couple beers in the fridge case a mate drops by
>>199030642that kid has a big ass head
>>199030683He's more successful than you so he can afford to start having kids at a normal age Just cause you got your A-levels doesn't make you a better person, doesn't even make you more intelligent
>>199030687ok
>>199030687And when was the last time that happened?
>>199030687bet they went out of date years ago you sad bastard haha
>>199030687they'll end up out of date
>>199030642amiri is expensive
my rorke be like ooh-aah
>>199030688>>199030642he doesnt have any legs so i doubt he's gunna be playing like his dad
>>199030716I’ve no education at all though.
>>199030718>>199030719>>199030721>>199030730beer doesn't go out of date
>>199030751what you on about it yes it does
>>199030778no it doesn't
>>199030688You're right, fucking hell
>>199030745He actually grabbed him up by the bollocks didn’t he
>In political and sociological theory, the elite (French: élite, from Latin: eligere, to select or to sort out) are a small group of powerful people who hold a disproportionate amount of wealth, privilege, political power, or skill in a groupyou know sometimes you read something and all of a sudden all the puzzle pieces of your life fall in place?
Why would you choose someone for the squad when they're going to go on paternity leave before the knockouts
>>199030798thats how i hold my cat forearm between the legs, hand under the chest and scoop the little faggot up
Dark fruits weather this.
>>199030824footballers don't usually care about that shit
people just equate things with the nazis and assume that automatically means it's badthere's nothing wrong with the gestapo in theory
>>199030825eshuta?
>>199030824he is gunna come back i think init plus hes the best player on the starting squad
>>199030810Anti-semitic post
>>199030824>paternity leaveThis isnt the peoples republic of sweden
listening to Loser by Beck
>>199030878Clueless NEET
need some gareth southgate jokes
erm acshually i think youll find that the nazis were the good guys *adjusts glasses*
anyone ever stolen a joke they saw online and told it to a group of people irl, to great success?
In the old days a goal celebration was acknowledgement enough the fuck is he leaving camp for
Just given up really, no motivation for anything
>>199030906garath southgate
>>199030917Maybe the child isn't well x
>>199030888prefer Pepper by Butthole Surfers
>>199030878Dads get 2 weeksMums get 1 year
Gareth Southgate wears a mask when he's alone in the car
>>199030903I get 3days with my work
>>199030941That's covered too
>>199030911673 king street goes down well but it's a pain in the arse to set up
Gareth Southgate wears a seatbelt while watching tv
>>199030906current popular twitter trend is to take old mundane 'drake the type of nigga to ____' jokes and replace it with southgate to make him seem boring and oddfor example>Gareth Southgate is the kind of bloke that puts his phone on low power mode on 99% battery
>>199030969You part time or summat
>>199031003cackling
Southgate gets the journey insurance when he books an £8 train ticket
Apparently my hourly rate at toil is £50
>>1990310223days paid. 2 weeks unpaid. But i can take from annual leave
>>199031003>>199031005heh
Gareth Southgate putting on suncream before he turns on the microwave
New>>199031081>>199031081>>199031081
>>199031042>>199031042>>199031042
gareth southgate pretans when he goes on holiday
last for gay porn
>>199030825ktim except i had a female cat
>>199031054That's like 100 grand if you work full time
