homecoming edition
this is the one
is the the murdered lad
went for a sit down wee and realised ive not wanked in days and im very horny. not had sex since last September. might have to get a prostitute
I'm not gay but I get why being a bottom is hot
>>199031042who's the top guy
Get me out of this shithole that is London. SOS. This is an emergency. SOS. There are no white people left. Rubbish everywhere. Graffiti everywhere. Brown people everywhere. It is the third world. In 30 years it has changed irreversibly. At least eastern Europe is white. This shithole isn't even ours anymore. SOS. Get me out NOW.
any decent at glasto this year? ill never attend because im a povvo and festivals are middle class but in the last few years i wouldnt have gone if they paid me
>>199034489better and quicker to shag a prozzie than end up like pic related
imagine an aussie blackedraw with feral abos huffing paint and shagging angela white and didgeridoos being used as massive dildos
Phil foden sex arse
arsetralia
I'm not quite sure how big Disneyland is. The people on /co/ said it has its own police department just for it and is flooded with private security everywhere too. I guess they need it.
>>199034559glasto is literally everything
>>199034559Justicetheir new album was shite but their live sets are good
don't like how they recast rachel in the dark knight with jake gyllenhaal's sister, everyone, including the joker, says she's exceptionally beautiful but that woman is just kind of ugly and it really takes me out of the moment
>>199034562why would i want to imagine such a thing?
not gay but i get where they're coming from on how gays think observing a soaped up cock is hot
>>199034559Possibly the worst lineup ever seen.
>>199034554>At least eastern Europe is white.You haven't been listening to recent Andrew Tate commentary. He's saying eastern europe is going to shit too, there's just no escaping it.
>>199034559glastonbury is for childless mid 30s women who work in marketing, there is nothing worth seeing there
*Walks around thread shirtless, kitchen knife in hand*WHO FUCKING WANTS IT?C'MON WHO FUCKING WANTS IT?WHO WANTS IT?WHO WANTS IT?
Not sure why anyone would support a cashless society
>>199034559interpoldont really like anything they made after antics but their live sets are good
ausgaylia
>You haven't been listening to recent Andrew Tate commentarygenuinely can't imagine a more tragic sentence
Fried that everyone on /int/ speaks our language
>>199034629too late to be asking now
>>199034651Kek
>>199034619That’s who I always go to for informed hot takesAndrew Tate
NEW RUBYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LLwBOPZaug
why do stormtroopers wear armour if a single blaster bolt kills them anyway
>>199034593they sure were putting out bangers 17 years ago
gf called me a dullard
wanking to marcus aurelius stoically
>>199034670>cashmanybased krauts
Mental how you only get a warning or ban for being rude to brown people
>>199034673Not hot takes, informed commentary.
explain this rorke
>>199034629It's all mentally ill incels who support it purely because it will harm other people's livelihoods
>>199034705haha black dick and rape lol
Mad how electricity and computers are basically qaballistic satanist magicism and nothing of science simply existing through the pain and suffering of people. Imagine this if you have pain and suffer it will have a compound of reaction just like anything in the universe that is an action has a reaciton and these demons existing through our suffering and festering on it like ticks existing in the higgs boson layer of the aether are simply the conduits through which we spark electricity and wifi and everytime we go up a level from like 3 to 4 to 5g we lose more of our humanity to crawl into our screens and null our senses from actual living and breathing things and become enslaved by technology. Mad that as we become more enslaved by this inherently satanic and self gratifying thing of the ego we are being textbook narcissistic satanists as satanism is not only the perpetration of a belief or following of satan but simply the loss of our faith and belief in a higher power into something more vile soothing the ego that is more like nihilism where eventually nothing bigger than us exists, matters and it's just us simply bleep blooping through life for our next dopamine shot. So we had radio, tv, internet and then the next thing will eventually be simply so thick in the aether that we can hook up our neuralink to witness the elite ritually sacrificing our neighbors and children through humiliation rituals such as our 8 a clock dindin special of "Crossdressing celebrity matchup" where some trannard wangs her wang across a keyboard only to go past each audience member dunking a bucket of water on the hands not sucking their cock with a big cutout saying: "TRANSPHOBE" UHRN. Then as the compounded negative energy derived from pain gets so thick in the aether we can hook up our neuralinks to simply watch it in our retina instead of the TV and all that's left of us is not needing more children to make line go up. But simply being taxed they need less of us
>>199034678Fucking bitch.
lads, what do I tell toilberg when I call in sick? should I just say I'm vomiting and can't work? or have flu?
I'm a mentally well incel
well I guess its time to start preparing for 2025
we live in a gashless society
>>199034728Think of how many immigrants we could fit in there
>>199034720I saw a bunch of those in the left in a lucid dream I had once.
>>199034678na your good mate
Saw a thin pale specky lad with an awkward gait today who was wearing a black jacket despite it being fairly warm Audibly said “Rorke”
gentlemen don't wear shorts even in 35c
fitting the wrestling board's only meme is gay interracial rape
>>199034755You don't need a medical info to prove you were sick?
>>199034755Diarrhea
might replay the force unleashedcracker of a game but wish they didn't make starkiller hold his lightsaber backwards, it looks stupid
A Don doesn't wear shorts.
might watch the military-themed gay porn film air force bum
>>199034832*salutes*thank you for your service
>>199034755yes call up as early in the day as you can and say you have been up all night being sick and cant go in
>>199034695I have a book there I was reading in stoicism
>>199034827More like stupidly based.
>>199034767whats happening then big man?
>>199034831based and donnypilled
>>199034744And when that day comes and the aether gets so thick through pain suffering and our own egos only the luddites and the non sheeple will remain. But we will be hunted down by those exact forces because taxes will not just be of monetary value. They will want us boxed up and install cryptominers on our neuralinks. And on these neuralinks we will get sensors that notice fluctuations of serotonin and dopamine and will simply give us a good goy dopamine boost to condition us at certain moments, key phrases and figures such as politicians and celebtrity nonces to become more approving and less resilient of them. Then the elite will show their entire truth and give us full disclosure telling us about their reptilian truth and physicality. Demanding our blood sacrifice and it being next to normal to give our rights as our brains are already being milked to their fullest extent. Too weak to fight it. And when the annunaki come to harvest your soul to put it in a perpeteum suffering simulation to make your mind and space smaller and smaller and eventually you'll be left in nothing but a torture chamber. You have reached the point of hell. And realize hell is a real place that we all got to by technology and time and what we are as a society. And nothing to blame ourselves because the hell the annunaki put us in was simply the result of refusing in believing in something bigger and more just than us such as a heaven and a god. I for one will escape this fate and this impending hell matrix because I didn't take the vax. good day sirs
>>199034779last lucid dream i had these 3 pitch black jets flew by and suddenly i was lucid
Enchilada filling bubbling away nicely
Ya know /brit/, it's funny. See, here's the thing. In this business, the fact is, you're either the guy or a B+ player, and tonight, in this very ring, the fact of the matter is I'm gonna show you why I'm the Game. You want a match? You got it.
she want that BWC so badimagine the pure agressive colonizer sexhis BWC tearing through her virgin pussy, breeding her deep, impregnating her tight pusse with his superior seed, putting a white colonizer baby inside that fertile wombpajeets will seethe, but they can't deny that's what all pajeetas want
>>199034622what about Coldplay?
love it when stinky /brit/ boys do me in x
>>199034919It's over. They are after you.
hawk tuah
>>199034940If any of these fellas could actually fight they’d do very well for themselves
>>199034755say you were at a piss orgy and havre started showing symptoms of monkeypox
>>199034953seek help
>>199034653not very well
Should I have a siesta or a wank.
why does HMRC keep asking me for money
>>199035036i like a wank before my siesta. makes the 2 hour nap real comfy
>>199035044ever heard of paye you thick cnt
At least i'm not that mentally ill to be thinking about coloured willies all day
what would you do in this situationhttps://x.com/crimeldn/status/1805986801615556856
>>199035044they are cheeky cunts. the DVLA and all. fuck off alphabet freaks
>>199035080post on /brit/
sovl
>>199035080yeahseems they haven't
>>199035080this
was getting intense anxiety and had pins and needles in my face and arms
>>199035080makes a change that its white brits for once
luka doncic (nba player) is a top500 overwatch tank too where does this nigga find the time
>>199035080why would i be in that situation?
>>199035119Americans are fucking braindead
want to learn an instrument but not some basic bitch shit like guitar or pianomaybe the flute, big fan of jethro tull me
>>199035080wouldn't be that close to gyppos
might become gay
WHISKEY I CRYYYYIF I DONT GET RYE WHISKEY I SURELY WILL DIEIF THE SEA WERE MADE OF WHISKEY AND I WERE A DUCKID SWIM TO THE BOTTOM AND NEVER COME UP
>>199035153wrong
>>199031042any good rundowns on the Jay Slater thing?after the distasteful Nicola Bulley media circus i havnt followed anything about it
ooooooh do me up the arse
really need a digital detox, i get seriously upset and impatient when i'm away from my computer in my smelly bedroom
we NEED colonialism to save the environment. We can't just let those other countries pollute the place and destroy nature, we need to invade them and make them stop doing that stuff! This is a life or death matter!
ya see rorke, in this business
mental how serious aussie posts are shit too
>>199035265why do her eyes look dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l4QU9fHOLQ
>>199035317Because she's a 19 year old girl who's ruined her life.
spent about 25-30 hours over the last 5 days playing pokemon blue for nostalgia and now ive finished and summer is over. whoops
>>199035119love this gif lmao
Sounds a bit mental but they reckon that missing lad got attacked by zombies. 28 Jay Slater
>>199035286IT'S ABOUT DRAWING DIMES
In a happy relationship but each year the girls out and about in the summer seem to get fitter and fitter and I experience sexual frustration. I want to fuck loads of new women, lick their fannies and taste their spit and stuff like that.
>>199035398>28 Jay Slaterodd captcha that
>>199035265is she really not washing that fruit?
>>199035360remember when i was a kid my copy of pokemon blue stopped working after a while, even if i started a new file the game was just unplayably bugged. reckon it was because of the missingno glitch
>Americans are braindead
the office lesbian >watches the euros and plays fantasy football >has a small pride sticker on her computer >doesn’t make munching out her gfs box the centre of her identity the office poof>minces about like the wizard of poz >wants the company to have a pride marching committee >picks the most over the top homosexual bars when organising toil drinks
>>199035418probably. if you catch it then it corrupts your game
>>199035405give us a physical description of your gf lad
might start a conversation with the yank e-gf with "alri?" and see if i have to explain myself or if she's clued up on british lingo
>Rorke sees a black man dancing and is immediately filled with anger and disgust>Same with laughing women and or children
havent wanked since last monday just dont care anymore
Right Wing Porn Producing Squads
>>199035265Grim. How can she put her children through that
>>199035452>Pride sticker>Doesn't make munching a box her identitym8 you're just biased hoping to get a pity shag from a lesbo. state of you
>>199035458howd you end up with an egfwhat part of yankland is she from
del GATO
>>199035452women submissiveness vs male dominance
feel like HSIT
>>199035456She's 5'3, brunette, little bit of fat in the right plaes, big tits, lovely smile and perfect teeth, very youthful facial features
>>199035412Didn’t know you’re supposed to wash fruit until a couple weeks ago. Wonder how much unnecessary pesticide I’ve invested over the years
>>199035405>>199035535KTIM
>egf
>>199035452>plays fantasy footballworst thing in your post
>>199035508met her in a discord server, i posted a selfie there and she thought i was handsome so she added me and started chatting me up, i've done video calls with her so i know she's not a tranny or a catfish or anything, she's from texas
I am watching 4 different videos at the same time2 football games youtube video on vacuum cleaners livestreamer watching one of the football games
>>199035545yeah water will wash pesticides off
>>199035545a lotthere is a daft bint at my work who got e-coli the other week from not washing salad
select * from poo
>>199035535ever spaff between her tits?
hate how /vp/ is a containment board for freaks instead of boomer like me who want to talk about it for nostalgic reasons
>buying bagged salad salad in big macs would be cleaner
>>199035624I was reading about that the other day. There was supposed to be e-coli contaminated salad in the UK.
>>199035535sounds nice but there's loads of them around 18 years old needing a good rogering
>>199035639Only finish I've never done is all over her face because she doesn't want cum in her hair and nor have I ever creampied her anally
Get the clappers posted
>>199035512
>>199035601yeah yeah have your contemptible and predictable little snigger at metruth be told it's more of a flirty friendship than an actual relationship, i know it's unfeasible unless one of us is willing to move to the other's country, she has spoken about wanting to get the fuck out of america numerous times though so it's not unreasonable to think that one day i might cop a feel
>>199035617Might do, some of it anyway
>>199035265Mandingo plaything
Get the ferry tickets bought
>>199035726She’s just waiting for the invite lad.
housing migrant men in teenage british girls bedrooms
get the snigger sniggered
Work with a special needs black kid
get the piss squads roaming
>discord girlfriendoh my dayyyyyyys hahahahahahaha
>>199035789Errrr, you dirty bastard.
Officetoil tomorrow lads
Mad how you can buy any drug you want over the internet and have it delivered to you.
>>199035789blackenings..... looming.........
>>199035858get the fag poo ordered
>>199035878Her arse shouldn’t be that big
>>199035837at least i've spoken to a woman besides my mum in the past 10 years
Get the pozzhole cummed on
incredibly annoying zoomerdem
Leave a can of pringles on top of the fridge in case a mate comes round.
loved sexting yank lasses on kik and getting lovely nudes from them because my accent made them horny
lineker got his funeral voice on and criticising the qualifying system cause Ukraine didn’t go through pathetic little cunt
any communist ziggers in?
What do I search on tiktok to find ityou know
>>199035924Reminds me of a late 90s early 2000s cbbc series for some reason, also the spice girls
>>199035941he knows they would have qualified had it not been for the war, and by the way, he is right
>>199035941they should cut the euros down to 16 againukraine shouldn't have shat the bed against romania
the sims 4 is proving tricky to pirate, i've pirated it before on old computers, don't know why i'm having such a hard time now
>>199035924they urgently require shagging by millennial men
>>199035941He's suck a leftarded cuck. Pozzed and troonpilled, and probably vaccinated as well!Bvsed Russia needs to be in the Euros over Ukraine.
>>199035878bbc draining device>>199035924first one needs a brutal blackening to calm her tf down LOL
>>199035672depends what you buyunwashed wild rocket is fine, but should still be washed before being eaten
>>1990359249 seconds in jiggly boobs
Pookraine lost
>>199035927you dont suffer
>>199035611does she have a cowboy accent
euros has been absolute wank so far tbf
>>199036056Probably, unless she’s Mexican, or maybe they have them too
Send azov to Germany NOW
>>199035808ever think about pushing him off a cliff?
>>199036077yeah not been great
>>199035941Kek, hes such a faggot>>199036019Russia would rape both these teams today, but Euros are scared of getting buckbroke off and on the pitch
>>199036056not really, just general american, there's a hint of southern drawl from time to time like for example when she says a word like "spent" it sounds vaguely like "spayunt"
>>199036077It's been like a friendly tournament so far, not a lot of jeopardy looming
>>199035858its too much like hard work these daysgetting monero is a painall the dnm are shite now
>>199036110Get in. Stoned myself right now
>>199036114are you racismladcould never post a selfie on a random discord personally
>text a 17 year old 11 months & 29 days girl>lose everything land of the quote on quote free
>>199036110dude dude DUUUDDDEEngl that weed looks pretty bad considering our quality standards and budget cigars just arent on
>>199036136>archtyp is shite>getting ltc and converting it to monero is a painNot really
wonder if he chose the belgian flag for it's colonial history
based slovakiabased romania
used to have wanks under the desk in primary school, shooting blanks
>>199036151not racismlad but both racist and a lad
>>199036110tobacco use increases the risk of all that but not the main one, cancer. Americans are truly under the thumb of big tobacco
>A woman who killed two eight-year-old girls when her car crashed into a school in south-west London will not face criminal charges, the Crown Prosecution (CPS) has said.>Nuria Sajjad and Selena Lau died after a Land Rover crashed into an end-of-term tea party at The Study Preparatory School in Wimbledon on 6 July 2023.>The families have been informed by the CPS the woman who was driving will not be charged as she had suffered an epileptic seizure.
>>199035726The moment she finds someone nearby she's gonna dump your ass and get creampied
>>199036189>looks badits not, also shitty camera>budget cigarslmao what do you roll your weed in?
>>199036268Well what do you expect. To blame the driver is to blame the pharmaceutical industry.
>>199036268>land rover>wimbledon
watching the movie contactthe first 30 minutes was a bit odd as it was the main woman getting rizzed up and shagged juxtaposed with footage of her as a child spending time with her father then him dying tragically
>streaming service on my tv advertising "a mountain of pride" and to watch their "pride collection"wonder if there's a straight guy out there who just watches gay pride content as his favorite genre. "go on then ru paul, strut your stuff. be loud and proud."
I’ve won the National Wanking Championship in the gooning category.
>>199036191archtyp is shite compared to torrezand yeah getting ltc and converting it is a pain it was so much easier a few years ago when i could get monero without the fuss or just using bitcoin
>>199036322i saw that. we all freaked out when you stuck your finger in your pee hole and pre cum was gushing out. we knew you won when that happened, high level shit we haven't seen since the championships in 78 and the russians were using performance enhancing drugs.
>>199036316That film is crazy. Especially at the end. Should watch arrival too
>>199036305>its not, also shitty camerafair enough>lmao what do you roll your weed in?havent smoked for like a decade but joint papers because im not a wog blunts are a massive waste and cheap crap just exacerbates the negatives
another dogshit zinger of a post
>>199036292congratulations you've successfully hurt my feelings even though you're wrong
One kiss is all it takes.
>>199036356Archtyp is alright though. Has been better than most other markets I’ve seen. As for the LTC to XMR, not that much of a hassle really
>>199036442>>199036423
>>199036407those are like the most expensive rillos in the store. can tell you dont smoke. also, papes burn faster than cigarillos. some rillos even made to burn slower. tbf i smoke bowls when im alone and cigars when i havent smoked in a while and cba to load a bowl
my guilty pleasure song is thriller by michael jackson
foods arrived took it from the paki lad just occurred to me i was scratching my balls for 10 minutes befor i did it
>>199036470>As for the LTC to XMR, not that much of a hassle reallywhat crypto market are you using?
>>199036496what's guilty about it
The Asian Fanny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFzHv53UVXI&list=RDgFzHv53UVXI&start_radio=1
>>199035941Big fan of Lineker, he makes virgin runts seethe
>>199036518changenow
>>199036510utterly unnecessary racism, lad
never smoked weed proper runt behaviour
>>199036510Don’t worry he was probably doing the same
>>199036442Would love to hit the twitter poster in the face with an axe
This Euros is complete dogshit
how many of you yankified runts are watching the debate tomorrow?
>>199036556Let me guess, coke head
>>199036524im racist
putting a fish cake in a burger bap with a load of cheese for dinner scran desu
>>199036556should try it at least once to get a grasp of how runty it isif you say you've never done it once all that means is that you're a nerd who never got invited to do drugs with the cool kids
got the jenny nicholson ontea (burritos) and football soon
>>199036439It's called managing expectations. If this is already hurting you imagine what it would do if she broke up with you. Collect yourself
>>199036556your opinion amounts to a pile of dog shite on the sidewalk baking in the sun. funny thing, you honestly think your doing someone a favor by letting everyone know you think smoking is runt behavior youre a pussy hole
>>199036618Cannabis plus a bit of alcohol is top tier and I won’t hear otherwise from anyone
>>199036599stop, they'll be going on about it for the next 5 months.
>>199036657stupid fucking slag
>>199036655brilliant way to give yourself a mental illness thati'll stay a sober virgin freak thanks x
>>199036442
>>199036657name
>>199036657black boy's assistant
>>199036657AI could do better faces
>>199036575it's called x, oldtroon
>>199036442sounds what you would call a gaggle of midgets
>People actually getting baited into commenting about how weed is somehow interesting or something worth defendingtipping my head to that brit pushing that many buttons. Weed I can't give less of a shit about. Crack or smack on the other hand, corrrrrr
im too horny on these dating apps. just want to hook up. not making enough combo. leading with "what are you looking for on these apps".
>>199036676Actually, one of my parents are a diagnosed schizophrenic. They have a sibling or two that’s the same. Have done acid, mushrooms, cannabis, haven’t experienced any problems. Although I’ve done each once or twice a year
>>199036649she can't break up with me if we're not technically together, but i happen to know she's very picky and has only been with one other lad in a 7-year relationship
Gravy's good tonight
any weed man in surrey?
not being funny lads but i genuinely think my leak has fixed itselfnary a drop in like 36 hoursunless the excess water has simply evaporated quickly due to the head but that seems absurd
>leading with "what are you looking for on these apps".rizz: nil
>>199036749What was it like growing up with a schizophrenic in the house
I don't even feel like me
Might go for a long walk later off a cliff
Muscle growth hypnosis? On.
>>199036752Then how is it an egf when you're not even together. Why aren't you simply hanging out with women in real life.>>199036770Telegram lad
sorry to everyone itt i apologize
>>199036773head status: in the sand
>>199036832i already clarified that, it's a flirty friendship but i just called her an e-gf for the sake of brevity, gosh
ohhhhhcha-rizz-mathat's why it's called that
>>199036790better way to phrase it?id rather just straight to the point. it's worked for once in the past, so i keep trying it.
youre not a loser or a pussy
>>199036794Wasn't that bad we were mostly left alone.t schizophrenic
This is the first time I'm experiencing summer as a fatman and it is fucking horribleGoing to lose 2 stone and never be fat for the rest of my lifeLiving right now is a GHASTLY experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PSDQWFxK3E
did the man use the inside information to place a bet and win, defrauding only the morally corrupt and shady betting companies? terrible, for shame
come off it, if you're posting here you've got some form of psychiatric illness. won't believe otherwise
>>199036889
You look fun to talk to.
>>199036889describe the fat person experience for us
>>199036849the fact is that the pipes are functionally the same as they were before there ever was a leakso logically my mindset should also be the same as what it was before the leak
>>199036898my psychiatrist is a Demonrat so who cares anyways
>>199036850Gosh golly. Did you ever get nudes
>>199036920blud looks like johnny gargano
>>199036920is this a fusion of linus tech tips and roosh? wtf
>>199036940Wouldn't want a republican pshychiatrist in rehab though
>>199036940>serious, high criticality practitioners are Republicans>fake and gay made up Meme Doctors are Democratsmakes sense
>>199036926your logic is leaking laddie
>>199036920why did he do it lads
>>199036974I wouldn't want anything but drugs in rehab
>>199036969It's a guy who cold approached women on the street on his mountain bike.Naturally he was apprehended by the police and, quite rightly, convicted.
>>199036997nigerian treat
>>199036925>bollocks sweating>GIANT thighs (my belly actually looks alri)>can feel my chubby cheeks dragging on my face
>>199037020Yes and do you think a republican would let you have drugs in rehab. They'd tell you that you're something like demonically possessed criminal scum for simply doing a good harmless line of mephedrone. The democrats on the other hand would simply tell me that I'm a free spirit and relapses are part of the deal, what I really need is to 'keep trying!' and talk about my feelings.
>>199037071A woman who looks like a gay bloke. What is the target demographic here
>>199037101>>199037101>>199037101
New>>199037103>>199037103>>199037103
>>199036948no, i'm not perverse enough to ask for that sort of thing nor would she be stupid enough to provide them
>>199037071If you cut out carbs, they win
>>199034541drug dealer teen from dundalk who was chopped up and had his body scattered around
