How could we have forgotten?When will we remember?Herrenvolk democracy could have been saved if he won.
for me, its Buford
>>199048834>yankee free mason Pathetic.
free masons are the good guys.
Why yes, I do have extremely fibrous shits from eating lots of fruits, vegetables, and beans.
>>199048834Most inept leader of the union army
Let me see your war face
The last time I shat more than once or twice a day I had eaten something bad
>>199049576that's why he should have been president instead
>>199049580
Bolivia status?
>>199049625Coup'd.
>>199049625Still irrelevant.
>>199049633Again.
full of food and sleepy. it's time for bed.
where is everyone
>>199049771Your mom's house
Bros! Did you hear??Dr Disrespect has been CANCELED!
Disdain for Americans
>>199049763I will never again sleep next to a woman even half as attractive as the woman in this photo. I want to kill myself
Just watched some TikTok edits and now I want to climb K2
>>199049847>I will never again sleep next to a womancorrect
Disdain for Loyalists
>>199049771Spinny isn’t here she facilitates a lot of conversations here in the background
>Just watched some TikTok edits
>>199049873She's busy glorking on my schlong because I promised to pay for her neo-vagina
I'm going for a night walk in an hour
Why is /mena/ so gay? They've always got zesty op's up.
>>199049919make sure to wear something reflective and bright, you can never be too careful
hate being socially autistic
>>199049919stay strapped
>>199049936^islamaphobe
>>199048834Dear god you're a fucking autist. Take this to /his/ you autistic fuck.
Anons Shocked to Discover Other Anons Autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1HSnuR8WE
the diagnostic criteria should have never been expanded and should have remained a disease for people who bang their head against the wall and need caretakers
how do the autists on /his/ not get tired of arguing endlessly about the bible or atheism
my mom and my sister smell the same when they sweatI don't think my sweat smells like my father's bc we have radically different diets, but idk
>>199050057>my mom and my sister smell the same when they sweatsame and my sweat smells like theirs. my dads smells different
WHEN I SAY HIP, YOU SAY HOPHIP
>>199050057have your mother and sister compare by smelling both of your armpits.
>>199050033how do the autists on /int/ not get tired of arguing endlessly about race or women
*sweet home alabama starts playing*
>>199050084low IQ coomers and /pol/ brainrot
>>199050073IHOP
i will never sleep next to woman
>>199050093HIP
When my sister gets back from the gym you know my ass is running straight to the hamper
>>199050116did you run out of toilet paper?
>>199050116what does she smell like? More nutty or sour?
>>199050019for autism, I mean
I actually get really depressed when I think about Indians flooding into the country. I saw an indian walking by the side of the road in my 99% white very rural town. How did he even find this place wtf
>>199048834Unfathomably based OP, pleb filtered 99% of /cum/
>>199050033Most people online like to argue about these things so they can avoid personal accountability (atheists) or feel morally superior without actually being a Christian (internet tradcath/orthobro larpers)
*screams fards and shits*
>see cute girl at the city market >"hey anon did we go to the same school">nope sorry I don’t remember you. I don’t remember that many people from middle school God damnit, I only realized minutes later that I’m supposed to lie and say yes I remember you. Worst part is, is that I DID remember her once I thought about it
>>199050219
why is every general on /int/ the exact same?>all weebs>annoying uoh memes and pedophiles>unfunny /a/ memes /cum/ feels extremely normal compared to the rest of this board
>>199050233I always found it interesting how anti-anime /cum/ is compared to all other generals
>>199050233We are averse to hoe scaring posts and enjoy actual discussion
>>199050191me too. theres a lot more mexicans where I live and its fucking rough. i hate it here. i'd move to europe but they have a bunch of browns too. where the fuck do we even go?
>>199050233uhh seems like you haven't looked in that many generals. The only one that's right is how at least 1 regular pedo is nearly every general
>>199050191Saw a video in Tbilisi, Georgia and the bus was totally full of Indians. They are in even the most obscure places now, the entire world is getting Jeet fatigue
>>199050250You see, I don't really mind mexicans all that much. They're christian, and they're at least a bit more familiar than people from the other sode of the world. I lived in the uk for a bit, but I could never get used to the south asians. Very grim
/cum/ has been pro-anime since its inception when CIA would go around spamming his yaoi doujinshi
i'm racist
https://youtu.be/xW17jtkjvvg?si=08JGFrCF2LUzFIDAthread theme (OFFICIAL)
>>199050240same. it also makes me realize that all these anime spammers on other boards are likely ESL non anglo-sphere retards
>>199050280Feel like the weebs here have been slacking lately. Remember that Lain spammer? Nigga would kill the thread singlehandedly lol
>>199050233only esean, lat, suomi are like that really
>>199050323I killed him and ruined his life so he stopped posting
my town sucks so much there are no local indian food restaurants I love butter chicken man... can't someone teach mexicans how to make butter chicken, I don't want indians here but the alternative is NO BUTTER CHICKEN
>>199050233every general on 4chan is shit >someone spamming a certian type of image to avatar fag (usually a character or type of animal)>someone who always posts replies without replying to appear 'angry' or 'cool' its just gay >someone using obtuse lingo or slang to avatarfag >someone who shows up every day to vent about innane prattle no one who isnt a care bear or a hypochondriac could give a shit about >someone who posts so much autistic OC shit that they are other a elaborate troll or actual aspie, will smother the thread in 200+ posts easily on slow boards /cum/ is actually kind of good for not having these
The heart and soul of /cum/ (jason) is pro animeIdk what you're all talking about
jason is gay, so he is an outcast
CHANGE MY PITCH UPSMACK MY BITCH UP
I CAN FIGURE OUT THE POINT OF ANYTHING JUST NOT AS QUICK AS I CAN MESS UP MY LIFEWITH ALL MY DREAMS HOMES TO HOSPITAL MACHINES I THINK LET'S TRY REDEFINING BEAUTIFUL
>>199050333Based trips of basedness
>>199050335No saaar. Food doesn't justify your presence here. Go back
>>199050233Its because Americans are the only real people on the planet, the rest are like pitiful caricatures of what it means to be a divinely inspired creation of the Universal Sound.
>>199050338We have at least 2 of these thoughbeit
>>199050375you can't make me drive 20 minutes in any direction to get butter chicken and biryani rice you can't!
>>199050383I know you're probably just shitposting but it's really depressing how much Americans hate themselves now I wish you guys still had some dignity and chauvinism
Shower time bros.
I think I have some kind of rash on my armpit. Smothering it with deoderant didnt do anything, I was up all night scratching it, and even after a shower its still driving me nuts
I am loyal to Jacksonian Democracy. McClellan is MY president.
>>199050383I do think that the average 4chan user is more americanized than their average countrymen. As a result a lot of foreign posters here occupy a space of strangeness and familiarity that borders the uncanny valley
>>199050414>Smothering it with deoderant didnt do anythingprobably made it worse
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan
>>199050414You're probably not sweating enough to get rid of it then once you take a shower it dries your skin up too much and makes it itchdeodorant is really overused by the unperspirant
ok if i take off my shoes?
>>199050452yes
>canadian humor
>>199050452In Canada you take off your shoes when you enter a house
>>199050441alright man
>>199050452wtf ICE deport this foreigner
>think I'm having a friendly disagreement online >Suddenly person is angry and calling me names Some people truly are mentally weak
>>199050441This is great
>>199050441GREAT JOKE JIM BUT YOU KNOW THESE ZOOMER KIDS CANT EVEN DRIVE STICK
>>199050478what about when you agree with them but they just start arguing with you anyway? niggas be perturbed online
ive been sitting down so much my legs feel funny. hopefully a blood clot forms and kills me
>>199050497I sometimes tell lies on here and start arguments on the basis of those lies, and I actually catch myself getting angry when my opponent makes a good point in the argument. This site make you crazy
>>199050526nigga u goofy ahhhh
>Over three decades, Ricardo Salinas Pliego became one of Mexico’s richest men with a mix of political connections and tough tactics. Now, his bank is at the center of a U.S. federal indictment accusing a Texas congressman of accepting bribes.>U.S. federal prosecutors say a Mexican bank channeled $238,000 in bribes disguised as consulting fees to Rep. Henry Cuellar (D., Texas) to further the bank’s interests in Washington by influencing U.S. anti-money-laundering legislation, according to an indictment unsealed Friday in Houston. The lender in question was Salinas Pliego’s Banco Azteca, according to a U.S. official.https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-mexican-bank-behind-alleged-bribes-to-a-texas-democrat/ar-BB1m1tISAs a mexican how should I feel about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKeEQIvpdo
>>199050543bored
>>199050519Anon don't say that
latinx are incapable of not being corrupt, america is finished because you let them in
Where I live is incorporated as a city, but its population is less than 10kThere is no McDonald's or Wendy's, only a couple small grocery stores, schools, locally owned restaurants and gas stations. Nothing ever happens, and it's awfully quiet except for the boomers and their goddamned lawn mowers and leaf blowers.This is my America.
>>199049847That’s a Chinese man
>>199050583You're not contradicting him
>>199050553Isn it based that a mexican bought an american politian? Or he at least rented him
>>199050574do you commute somewhere for work?
>>199050574Bro 10k is more than 5x the size of my "town"
>>199049823I’ve heard people say his name but I don’t know anything about him and don’t care to find out
>>199050599A quarter million dollars is surprisingly cheap.
i need to lock in
>>199050601My work is remote>>199050605you must really live in the middle of nowhere
its kinda crazy doe cause ladies find it comfortable to sit with their legs closed while when dudes do it its uncomfortable
>>199050645yachts always seem so small to me, no matter how expensive and big they are
>>199050665it's really not crazy we have our peanus and balls there
>>199050574>>199050605Your towns are in desperate need for some diversity, some culture
>>199050668It’s just like a house on the water, unless you’re ultra rich and fond of wasting money
>>199050645not sure i'd enjoy that, yea it's nice and big but you'd also have to deal with a 36 worker crew
>>199050668This anon is SERIOUSLY ambitious
if you were conceived in a test tube that means your parents were scared of having sex with each other, which is probably a fear you inherited which is why you don't have sex
>>199050625I heard from a mexican program is more like 600k though, maybe there is more
>>199050695I guess you're more of an "automated smart home far away from other people" kind of billionaire.
>>199050732you cant really be away from other people as a billionaire, you need security 24/7 but yea
>>199050682We have a mexican restaurant already
i think tomorrow i'll pace around restlessly trying in desperation to fill the time until i can go back to sleep again, maybe listen to the same 4 songs over and over for while
>>199050574VGH SOVL
> unskippable cutscenei suffer in america
>>199050574This is literally every American city outside of the main city or cities
>>199050574>>199050838A lot of Canadian small towns get their local businesses crowded out by chains and franchises. Anywhere large enough to have any businesses at all seems to at least have a dogshit McDonald’s and/or Tim Horton’s, but having local stores and restaurants seems to be a luxury of larger settlements. It’s a bit like something that I read IIIRC about Dollar General (?) sucking up all the small town market share
>>199050906Almost every small town near me has a dollar general and a subway
I dont see what the big deal is with subway. Ive never had a bad sub when I got one made
dollar general isn't even that cheap, but they have a lot of handy random stuff. Their fruit and veggies suck though.
/cum/ niggas be like "yee haw I live in a small town" and it's 30 minutes away from a city
>>199050940how does proximity have any effect on population size
the $5 footlong ruined this country
I ruined your mom with my footlong
Something interesting I've noticed is that when north americans say "small town" they're almost always referring to population. I think "small town" in other places refers to actual land area
>>199050949think its a $10 footlong now in canada
>whole wheat bread (toasted)>rotiserrie chicken>spinach>red wine vinegar>no mayo maybe some mustard>moozarell'>peppers>some other random stuff as I see fit>chocoloate chip cookies>lays>soda there is literally nothing wrong with subway but it's a bit overpriced
>>199050933In leafland they have become comically overpriced in recent years. a footlong steak sub is over $13... not a combo or anything
>>199050933I got a tuna salad sandwich once. Never again.
>>199050906Hell yeah honestly. I love stopping at Timmies or McDicks when I'm in a small town like Hope. These small but not tiny settlements often have their own independent stuff, too, sometimes semi renowned such as The Blue Moose in Hope, BC, which incidentally happens to be the surrounding area in which Rambo: First Blood was filmed.
>>199050972it's actually almost $11 before tax for the cheapest footlong lol
>>199050983>not getting the sweet onion dressingISHYGDDT
>>199051007What's the cheapest sandwich? Veggie?
>>199050948bit disingenous to bring up population size when you're just an exurb for a city nearby
>>199051029He said small, not isolated tbqchwyf
>>199051028yes veggie is the cheapest followed by the cold cuts and some others like that. In recent years they even added a premium veggie sub that costs like $13 as well
>>199050994more like Cope
>>199051029are you the atheist who loves weed?
>person in front reaches their hand out for a high five>i shove my hand for a handshakehate this cringe
>>199051072no, and frankly I feel insulted you even suggested it
>>199050987this is it for me. if they were still $5 foot-longs, or if someone gave it away for free, it'd still eat it. it's just not worth it anymore, subway has always been a lower tier of fast food and the prices aren't justified.
the writers are women, the devs are jeets and the director is a jew
BACK IN MY DAY A FOOTLONG WAS $5
>>199051128Oh oh I know this one.What is "Every Blizzard game since 2005".
if you think about it, moot indirectly led to the election of Donald trump by creating 4chan, and by extension, /pol/ and Qanon
I got nothing done today
>>199051140every modern game more like
>>199051148I checked out 2 books from the library and returned some CDs
>>199051141if you think about it, a woman gave birth to hitler, stalin, and genghis khan.seems best to avoid women, they seem like trouble.
I wasn't joking earlier. The $5 footlong destabilized the entire fast food market. They started to struggle, and it's a big reason why it's all over-priced slop now
>>199051122yeah I agree completely. I don't know who is paying to keep all these overpriced fast food places in business
>>199051170*nods*
How much is a sandwich from a Pret a Manger in London now? £10?
browsing reddit/r/all
nasty farts
>>199051170Those are three of the objectively greatest men in history. wtf I love women now?
why do they do this, why do they got to use abbreviations for everything? is it to purposefully make it harder to remember?
>nowAYO THIS DUDE GAY
>>199051170This reminds me of a Joseph Campbell quote:>Man does not enter life except through woman
>>199050987>6" >360 calsThis is unironically why Subway is the only fastfood I'll even consider. At least it's possible to eat Subway and not turn into a lardass subhuman ob*se motherfucker. Though of course even 360 cals is still a tall order for just a 6-inch sub, so it's best to avoid subway altogether.
I entered between your moms legs
How're y'all's Hero's Journeys coming along?
We hired a 22 year old at work. Yes, she's hotter than my wife.But she's not my best friend. She doesn't make me laugh. She hasn't seen me at my worst, and decided she loves me anyway.So, I'll pass. Thanks.
I've found yet another masterpiece. This one's in a janky children's playground, right next to a statue of a power ranger, and the cast of Winnie the Pooh
>>199051229ok
>>199051225I'm not the protagonist unfortunately
>>199051229Yeah, but her pussy is really tight and wet and warm and it's been molded by millions of years of evolution to pleasure your cock and force cum out of it.You'd kinda be stupid not to give it a go, given the opportunity
>>199051237why did the sculptor feel compelled to handcraft a griffin cock?
>>199051237
>>199051225I already completed my heroes journey and now I don’t know what to do with myself
>>199051221>so it's best to avoid subway altogetheryou can just make subs yourself even with the high grocery prices it would be cheaper here. it's the sauces that usually raise the calories to a ridiculous level anyways
2nd weeknight in a row that I spend getting drunk on the 'chon while listening to melancholic black/death metal.
>>199051266>t. the Ebony Warrior
>>199051280for me, its dungeon synth
>>199051225I'm still on the road of trials. Big ordeal coming up apparently.
>>199051254only thirdies are close enough to animals and have enough SOVL to bring them to life in stonework unfortunately that did not extend to this minotaur
>>199051295Yeah, I'm probably in the same place. Let me know if you see an ORDEAL in the distance.
>>199051308
AAAAAAAA GIVE ME (You)s
>>199051280Is that... bad?
>what is the ORDEAL with airline food??
>>199051331Here you go, big guy>>199051332Society apparently deems it to be bad.
>>199051344thanks
(You)s are such a fickle thing. I’ll post an image in response to something someone what saying, and it’ll get no (You)s. The topic comes up a week later, I post it again, and it’s a hit; over a dozen (You)s.
>>199051266Maybe help others complete the journey
>>199051321it's still cool. it obviously took a long time and a lot of work. hopefully plenty of people are able to enjoy it.
>>199051355>post something on /cum/>no (you)s>post exactly the same thing while crossboarding>a lot of (you)sit really do be fickle
For years, I've maintained a spreadsheet of all my posts and the number and timing of the (You)s each one receives. I've analyzed it extensively and now have proprietary information that allows me to optimize my posts for engagement. Sorry, but I won't be sharing my discoveries with you.
I grew up in Texas, but I currently live in Colorado, and holy shit it is so much better here. I'll probably live here for the rest of my life.
I have a headache. Might be from not drinking enough water.
Canadian bf
>>199051435
>>199051237RARE
>>199051444Most of the (alleged) Coloradofags here complain that it's much worse than it used to be thoughbeit
it's easy to farm (You)s if you actually engage in discussion with other anons.this is called a conversation.
>>199051485incorrect, we have a lot of people who do that indirect reply thing. also>1 reply>(you) farming
i dunno how i ever did homework t-b-h
I've been infatuated with the US since I was a kid. I care more about the wellbeing of the US than here or anywhere in Europe. I actually get sad when I read about problems in the country, whereas I laugh at migrant gang rapes in Europe
>>19905151890's kids shows were very different
>>199051482That's true, but it's still one of the better states to live in
>>199051515the longer you are out of school the harder it is to go back to studying.
>>199051524That's cool, thanks for caring about us. You'll find that many of us have fond feelings for your country too.
Isn't Colorado half CHI now?
>>199048834>Herrenvolk democracy>the most successful example of this by far is IsraelIronic, no?
>>199051524Gib finnish gf
I feel very inferior in the presence of other people. Not sure how to fix this
>>199051626They are mere mortals like you. Fuck 'em
>>199051626become racist, you will feel superior to some of them at least
>>199051626Can you give more detail about that feeling? Inferior in what sense, for example?
>>199051633shit game. Everything post city folk has ruined animal crossing
You're POOPY
>>199051684>that's his wifewell at least it's not his son I guess
>>199051658I just feel like people know I'm a loser
why is everyone kinda stand offish in the USt. mexican tourist
>>199051715Stand offish how?
>>199051715multicultural societies are like that
>>199051684That's a man.
ura man
>>199051715Depends on where you are tbqh. People are more willing to interact in my area (80% white).
>>199051670you're stinky
>>199051715On the contrary, Ameriblobs are overly friendly and conversationa, at least in my experience.
>>199051684>The 55-year-old New Jersey native recently started a YouTube channel, Nikki and Jim, with his wife Nikki, a 26-year-old trans woman from Norway.
>>199051726Like very no nonsense? Like I'll try to make conversation with random folks and they just say something to be polite then leave it at that. At least in my city you can approach anyone anytime and start talking about random shit.>>199051730wdym>>199051760>>199051775That's weird, it's mainly wypipo here. I think they don't fuck with my vibe.
>>199051715That's how Anglo-Saxon culture is, and mainstream US culture is fundamentally Anglo-Saxon.Honestly, Americans are probably the least standoffish Anglo-Saxon people. But that's a low bar.
>>199051781I think it's Yuropeon culture more so than Anglo-Saxon culture. Americans are far more chatty than Yuros are.
>>199051781>That's how Anglo-Saxon culture isniggawat, unironically very friendly and will engage in small talk with complete strangers unlike most of the globe
>>199051781The U.S. is more German than Anglo in a lot of respects
>>199051803>>199051807I thought it was only germans that didn't like strangers. Coincidentally germans don't like me.
>>199051830On the contrary Germans are very boisterous, just look at Oktoberfest
>>199051835I think there's an important distinction between Northern German culture and Bavarian culture.
>>199051830Germans are (relatively) nice once you start talking with them but they usually won't make the first move and really like staring at people. At least in my experience
>>199051857The staring creeps me out they are sizing me up to rob me
>>199051856what are northern germans like?
Coffee and sesh time, lads.
>>199051869grim
>>199051877bit late for coffee, michael
someone shows their gyaat at the function and you think that of me? no, i am the rizzler
>>199051869Non-boisterous
yeah i be listening to stereolab, im not gay
>>199051780>I think they don't fuck with my vibe.you probably look like a bitch ass cholo ese
>>199051916you think my santa muerte necklace gave me away?
>>199051884You'd think so, however I got up at 6pm today.
need alcohol
>>199051934haha, if this isn't a larp you are a dumb mexishit indeed
>>199051910Uh oh is listening to Stereolab seen as gay lol
>>199051948have alcohol
>>199051971Of course I don't wear a fucking santa muerte necklace dude
kurwa bober
if I had alcohol I would look like this
BREAKING was going to make some food but my hunger abated
>>199051803>>199051807Yeah, some Americans are definitely chatty. That's part of why I suspect they're the least standoffish Anglo-Saxons. But when you go past the surface level, even the chatty ones are very anglo -- distant and indirect. Quite different from anon's Latin American culture.
>pic of femoid>clearly AI edited and not real face>nobody else seems to noticeMaybe the NPC thing wasn't a meme
>>199051984If you want to mingle, best go to a place where that's expected like a festival, farmer's market, club, bar, etc. Ordinary people going about their business are not so trusting of strangers.
>>199052006i'd look like this
friend said "when we were wrestling i felt like i could let out my inner child with you and i could be myself and i had so much fun" and all i was doing was grinding on his ass and making his hand touch my dickim the lowest of the low sick perverted loser, everyone laugh at me...a disgusting bitch
>>199052042
>>199052066bro a straight man doesn't talk like thatYou're both flamers
Is it true that zoomer Americans drink much less alcohol than older generations? Or is that just a meme?
>>199052066The psychology of a gay bottom is like a woman but with more intense cocklust
>>199051593I want what Israel has but for the American South, Lower Midwest and Mid-Atlantic. (new england and the west can get sharted)
>>199052066
>>199052073d-does this mean you agree?
>>199052084They probably don’t consume as much beer as we do but my little sister and her friends are alcoholics.
>>199052093Israel is a nation state but they prosecute people for hate speech just like Canada does.
>>199052084I hate alcoholI just do psychedelics
>>199052066Straightest American
>>199052084The statistics show it's true. Weed is big among zooms.
I'm going to pee in your butt
>>199052084They do everything (reading, teen pregnancy, smoking, drugs, drinking etc.) less than previous generations except social media use
>>199052135i just want the ethnostate herrenvolk democracy part, like what America was in the Jacksonian period. I don't like the hate speech part.
>>199052093They’re getting high on their own supply (of poison pills they’re supposed to be feeding us)
>>199052164Bottom right is intentional thoughbeit, they unironically support it because they think a Jew's right to live in Israel supersedes a goyim's right to prosecute him for molesting goyim children
Get the nyew ready please
new>>199052193>>199052193>>199052193
>>199052183I don't got 300 seconds
I watched a 16 year old give birth in a motel 6 hot tubit was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen
>>199052155I'd rather you not
>>199051713I guess a lot of things could be going on.Maybe there's some "impostor syndrome," like you know intellectually that you've accomplished some things, but you don't believe it at an instinctive level.Maybe you care too much about what random other people think of you. There could be many reasons for that.Maybe you idealize other people, like you forget how much failure and fakeness everyone is hiding. It's like when people spend hours scrolling Instagram every day and (unconsciously) start believing that the staged/edited/curated lives in the photos are real.