will try again tomorrow. hopefully things will go better
he be sittin
>>199059250650 calories in a fucking tuna salad? there's no way
>>199059294it's 12oz (340g for you euros)
>>199059314https://www.ocado.com/products/m-s-tuna-layered-salad-519650011here's a 400g tuna salad from M&S (slightly fancy British supermarket), 400ish calories
>>199059421oh i dunno then. it's a deli sad so no nutrition info
>>199059230*walks into /brit/*
*slides into /brit/*weeeeeeeeeee
ignore non whites in every capacitydo not acknowledge their existence
what would rorke's rap name be?
couple min-wage jobs applied for, UC journal filled inall set for me dole appointment
>>199059979>weeeeeeeeeeelovely, pajeet decided to piss on the floor
Get the clappers posted
mental how it's 700 here but 1200 in england
>>199060837"Rorke" wouldn't have a "rap name". Rapping is degenerate non-white culture.
Imagine a thread without spaintard or his personas
>>199059250you drink 16 cups of milk a day?
leftypol telling women concerned about transgenderism 'why do you care it it doesn't affect you' then going on a march for gaza
Oh ffs I thought the schizo had left
>>199060837Fau$tian Sp1r1t
>>199060879that's only 1 gallon
>>199060858
>>199060837Triple-K Mafia
>>199060837no drug addicts / alcoholics / gambling debts , no past history of cheating, no kids, no pathologically codependent family members, an unrestricted passport, a permanent full time job, a clean criminal record, no history of bankruptcy, does 50% of the household chores, likes cats, and a current full rental ledger
>>199059250thats 2k calories seems like a perfectly normal amount?
>>199060893Fau$t would be kino actually
anime
>>199060909kek
>>199060952Not an anime
>>199060933low T rising inflection at the end of your post there
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199060977All Aussies do that
>>199060896hey, you do you cobber
Never asked a question in my life me. Super high test
I don't want Dutton to become the next presidential minister. He looks scary, like the thumb monster from Sky Kids.
>>199059250THATS 2K CALORIES SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY NORMAL AMOUNT MATE
haven't been here in a weekthe very latest from mousey?
>>199060994Heard you the first 10,000 times lad
>>199061031youre here every day pal
>>199061031Hello Lick
poo marination in progress
drinking kiwi lemonade
We've been trying to make virtual reality consoles work for almost 30 years now and they still kind of suck
No youtube doctors.No fluorinated orange peels.No toothpaste.No mice.No peters.
Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome. (TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,SOME people smell it and some people don't.I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded. I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet. Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability. I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way
>>199061004i always answer my own questions
>>199061031Having daily marathon meltdowns over me
Angle grinder lawnmower blades DIY invention for a purpose of doing something
>>199061010high T yelling here
are they good friends?
Breaking Bad Scotland
>>199061084>No fluorinated orange peels.>No toothpaste.what's this about then
gf said shes of sugondese heritage
He's a hard doctor (pharma) to read
>>199061088https://youtu.be/FjvdHE1E5eI
>>199059250Unitedstatian moment.
Hiro, give me mod powers and I'll clean up /brit/ singlehandedly. It will be the absolute cleanest general on all of 4chan. I'll ban schizos instantly, no matter how many bans they avoid. Instant bans for bad posters.
>>1990611265F-DMT
What is your angle over the current subject in question?
get in lads
pulverising my nads into a fine red paste and spreading it on a crumpet
>>199061167don't ban me bruh. all I'm trying to do now is find my tribe
>>199061212Cute!!
>>199061182Finance?
>>199060837MC Incel
Well hopefully he’s banned now so we can chill :3
Does the dpd website show me where the van is when it's near? Got something coming within the hour and I'm a deaf cunt
Dimethylamine naphthalene and toothlaste
How did you feel when Tony Blair resigned? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfYI94LzDs&ab_channel=tankboymatt
>>199061273Yh
The parasite keeps posting just before I do But I will just ignore it
>>199061307Ta
Imagine Supergirl flying towards you like this but it's not to rescue you, it's to ram that fist up your arse
>>199061291was wearing nappies and pooping myself so had bigger problems
Fluorinated protracted benzodiazepine withdrawals
>>199060837lil chud
>>199061324POV: You are my bollocks
>>199061273yeah mine tells me when they're half an hour away and also when i'm next
half a bag of haribo strawberry softies down the gullet first thing ive eaten all day. teggies hurt
>>199061249HTSI is a key part of financing in these times
>>199061111I think this visit should have been held after the election. It seems disrespectful to Japan to rush through a state visit without all the usual features of a state visit. Apparently leaders on state visits usually hold a speech in front of MPs, but that can't happen now because parliament has been dissolved.
Benzodiazepine induced neurological dysfunction
How do I know if I'm pooping or pooing?
raining outsideI myself am inside, where it remains dry
Fluoride induced neurological dysfunction (disease)
voting Greens for a better world
Good, he’s going to shut the fuck up and spam boring shit that we all mentally filter anyway. That’s just what I wanted. :)
On reflection, I think civilization 6 is a bad game and every change they've made it just designed to frustrate you
mousebussy
Fluoride induced neurological dysfunction (brain damage)
>>199061425mental how badly he mindraped you
>Mom found the cumsockdrawerIt's over
>>199061433He's jealous because I get replies ans conversations and wants no one talk to me like what happens to him (despite him trying do hard)Mental how much it shined that bo one wants him here absolutely nobody
>>199061441Yeah we wouldn't want you to suffer any brain damage.
do blind people get cast as blind people in films or is it normal people pretending? because how could blind people read the lines, you'd also need a script reader to help them learn the lines
>>199061385stick a finger up your butt
Oh wait he just can’t help himself lol
>>199061479Braille exists you daft get
>>199061485are you really going to let this be how you spend the rest of your life
>>199061479Apple TV+™ has a show called See that has some legit blind people in it
>>199061474That would be hot
like seeing women in one piece swimming costumes a lot
>>199061485Don't you want to somehow be happy one day
>>199061479dunno never really thought about it*looks down at the table and sips pint*
>>199061512?>>199061541I am happy what do you mean?
>>199061479really have no idea why a blind person would want to be in films they cant see. plus theyre probably not very good at acting since they cant see facial expressions and copy them
Look at him
>>199061583love channels like this
>>199061518mousey do u like giving brain
dpd website didn't update but I heard the doorDidn't have any shoes or socks on so they took a picture of the parcel in front of my hairy toes
Spaintard is a parasite
>>199061590samehttps://www.youtube.com/@TheElevatorChannel/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@BryanRoparsPlasticChairWorld
forgot my appleID password LOL
Imagine the thread without spaintard
Was just about to make a cringe post but I stopped myself
Mousy do you want to wear these coding socks and collar with bell so we can hear you rummaging around whenever you're in the thread
>>199061583>>199061654ya got autism. i'm real sorry son, it's a hell of a thing
>>199061654kino
test
Can't believe Farage employed the "immigrants make our food better" argument
he seaside harming
just bought this for swag purposes
dpd tracking has a pride flag and a rainbow unicornwoke mob have infiltrated everything at this point
>>199061760tim was right about dpd
new squarepusher album is good
God the Indian accent is so fucking revolting. Why did the Tories insist on importing them all and why do they all insist on stinking up my office?
>>199061729Chicken tikka masala is peng though, let's be honest
Never give monkeys le... banana
>>199061724Hooting
Have so many angry thoughts these days it cant be good for my health.
>>199061755i like that mate, looks nice
>>199061755Looks like its 50%acrylic 30% cotton 20% polyester
Got a bit of a better rread on him c:
>>199061801bananas are heavy tho lad
still get flashbacks to the filipino woman who stuck her meatball pizza leftovers in the work microwave, spraying the walls of the microwave with a melted cheese and meatball liquid in the process, pulled her 'lunch' out and in her ridiculous Minions accent, told me 'it is your job to clean dis microwave u know dat riiii?'just laughed and went back to my phone. fucking little pygmy slag. go change another catheter with a bit of luck you'll find a husband at the same time
I run this general
more short and wide instead of thin and tall so i can never truly be swagger
>>199061903Lol she dun you
>>199061910Alright Threadmeister, long time no see
Amazon delivery due at some point in the next 4 hours so I can’t do anything. Just have to sit here refreshing the page every 10 minutes
If being a pedo is wrong then why are all little girls so fucking sexy? Does science explain this phenomenon?
>>199061930If you have the app on your phone they notify you when it's close
Why is there no point of mental asylum patients in catatonic states or monged out getting gaslit
mad how the tories and labour occupy the exact same space on the left/right political divide that blair carved outso then you have reform who are just bog standard right wing and everyone is like oooh noooo the far right ahhh noooo eeee ahhhhh so scarythe psy ops have done a number on this country, we've all been cucked
>>199061948Let me introduce you to school girls legs anon
>>199061948very based i agree
Porn
>>199061975*yawns really loudly*yeah? nice one m8*walks off*
>>199061755i hate that mate, looks shit
>>199061954Yeah but sometimes the drivers don’t scan and update properly so they just appear at my door
shagging my gf's gay porn arse
>>199061948prototypical russian post
>>199061724fucked it with the black bars, not good at making webms me
i miss when /brit/ was all ukip and anime, now it's just a bunch of boring boomers
>"I run this general">*leaves when the terrorism doesn't force people into agreeing with you or letting you get your own stupid way, which is really just not being liked at all and a failed attentionwhore*
win win win win winfuck everything elsewin win win winthese niggas aint shitwin win win winstop chasin that bitchwin win win win
>>199061724got him
might give dealerberg a text
new the boys episode whos freaking hyped #theboys #helloyoucunt
>>199062122the "STARLIGHT HAD AN ABORTION" had me screaming in laughter because of how stupid it was
The PC gamer to troon pipeline needs to be studied
what did they mean by this?
I used a bidet and can't fart properly now
Would you shag a kid for a million pound
>very low cut top>necklace pointing down>clothing designed to accentuate chest>and if a bloke glances then the woman feels absolutely violatedutterly utterly utterly bizarre
everything's too fucking expensive
Going to write Jay Slater on my ballot
:3
>>199062163You know which party wants to lower taxes?
>>199062188Would
mental how I live in his head rent free
jay shitter
>>199062188those cats ain't learning shit
the jay slater gimmick is pretty hot lads, predicted to rise to levels not seen since poleabooget on it early, thats all i can say
>>199062208>>199062171its not too late to find redemption in the lord
parsley wank soon
>>199062171>>199062188>>199062208:/
>Job interview at 5pm>Called a "Technical GTKY"what does that meanI'm not even prepping for it cause I have nothing to go off ofIf they start live testing me I'm fucked. They've given me no brief on what to expect at all.
>>199062151kinda surprised this didn't happen to me, maybe i was just too early for it since we still thought of trannies as freaks back theninstead my autism just got directed to coding at a young age so i could make add ons for my WoW guild
>>199062163powerful.......
>>199062208
just saw jay slater get called a greggs in racist
>>199062229>>199062234political correctness gone mad
Pay Day in 11 hours lads
why didnt he just charge his phone
>>199062268on the dole?
>>199061729what a shame
might marry a rich older gay blokea cock up the arse every now and then is a small price to pay for a life of luxury
>you must wait a while before making a thread
https://x.com/Human101Nature/status/1806039731857441236scraming
>>199062215they can’t stop fantasising about Miss Loli
>>199062163between this and Kemi & Cleverley accusing Tennant of racism for disagreeing with Kemi - this children is an example of fight or flight mode.They know they're fucked and it's a sad sad sad show of desperation to squander for their jobs.It really is quite undignified. Looks pathetic desu.
>>199062175women broke the social contract, this behaviour is literally why muslims force women to wear duvet coversyou allow too much of it then they go ape shit exposing themselves but scream when you look at them, even though they literally want you to look
>>199062188very adorableI would never ever ever put my children on the internet though due to noncesBizarre decision any parent would
>>199062188pre order
>>199062318dont carestill voting tory
I'm voting foe the economic libertarians
did autism exist prior to the 21st century?it feels like a new disease desu
just bought some stardog off jay slater
>>199062398stardawg is the new ammy haze
>>199062390yeah some famous scientists had forms of it and severe cases were just called retards and locked away
>>199062188Did she glue those cats to the chairs though
>>199062363vote green you white wasteman
stop blowing my cover you bastards
haven't updated my PC for*checks watch*7 yearscould be due for an upgrade come Christmas time heheheh
Madeline Slater
yesterday's meal?BATTERED CHIPS never had itTastes.....good.....albeit cancerousWould recommend
>Ms Hargreaves described Mr Slater as a "lovely lad" who was close to completing his apprenticeship in brick-laying, and who was popular with his friends.Ah yes, a "lovely lad" who goes about stoving heads in with a machete and laughing about it afterwards.
madeline mccan?more like madeline mccant... find her lol
>>199062479lol
>>199062456not sure what this meansyou implying they met up and got married? either way I don't like itfuck you
>>199062468>popular with his friends.why would he be unpopular with his friends?
thursday day drinking
>>199062425What the fuck is that thing?
wanking to a 43 year old twitter femboy
got the spark, as it were
>>199062513irish diaspora
>>199062425
>>199062468remember that bloke who got killed by the popo (mike duggan was it?) that caused the london riots in 2011he was an archetypal scumbag and yet that warranted lawlessnessbizarre6 kids by age 30 as well btwone of whom is a rapper who got excluded from secondary due to bad behaviourlovely stuff
the gfberg when we were 17 lived around the corner from the mccansnice area ngl, bit boring but i suppose that doesnt matter when her billionaire twat dad owned about 5 different porsches (i took 2 fucking buses to get there)
/ck/ posters be like>white bread is SEVENTEEN DOLLARS a LOAF>if you don't bake your own you will DIE HUNGRY
Fluorinated antipsychotic medication
Sometimes I wish burglary were more common in America so I’d have criminals to shoot
>>199062341what does british flavor taste like
>>199062188such well behaved cats
>>199062530she's a big lad
>>199062535>6 kids by age 30 as well btwoh fuck off, nothing wrong with this when we’re suffering from a declining Total Fertility Rate.
>>199062600yeah except they're all complete scumbags who are drain on society rather than contributing to it battyclart
>>199062600there is something wrong with it when those children are black
mans pronouns fi man/mandem
>>199062587>>199062587>>199062587>>199062587
sir kid starver
>>199062600economies predicated upon a constantly increasing population are a bad thing and we need to face that reality one day
Sir Queer Sharter
>>199062464peng
rorke walking past a primary school and shouting PREORDER at the little girls
>>199062468Its always nonsense. When someone dies or goes missing its never "oh he was alright" the worst is "kept to himself, a quiet person"
>>199062587Why do Afghans like you?What did you do to them?
LGBT?more like poo poo pee pee
>>199062600chuddiest post ever
>>199062658they both hate pakis
why would labour do this?what an utterly BIZARRE decision
>>199062699AI slop
>>199062464where's the elton john fart?
This is crazy btwJezza is a great local MP. He shows up at every single event and he's the type of bloke you see around all the time.Served for 3 decades but because he doesn't have the Labour rose next to his name he's going to get dumped out.What ingratitude.People in this area were WORSHIPPING him 5 years ago. Now they'd rather this random bloke (who's a millionaire btw).
>>199062699:(
>>199062715
anyone wanna see nosferatu after christmas day
doing a vbp (very big poo)
>>199062717here you go lad
>>199062747looks like someone put sauce all over it
>no football today>no football tomorrowexcept copa america at 11pm and 2am of coursehow you lads finna cope?
>>199059230
>>199062782>USA playing their own canal
Morning guys. Feeling quite tired today
>>199062689how can they be so out of touch
>>199062804Morning hun, don’t work too hard it’s a scorcher out. Ought to take it easy and have a nice cool drink
>>199062782is the man going to kick the ball again?
>>199062804how often do you finger your bumhole?
>>199062804do u get hard when getting bummedlike does your willy flail around
>>199062817It's a lot cooler today. Hovering around 20 degrees.
>>199062722people are tribal mate, must vote for red rosette
Might jump off a fucking cliff
me going to the shops for some touch
why do all the labour candidates have foreign names?
>>199062864why do YOU have a foreign name?
>>199062722Yeah that's how it works mate
>>199062722Corbyn will 100% win Islington north screenshot this post
>>199062722he can still pick up rubbish on the roadside mate. leave politics to the blokes who aren't nutcases
>>199062834>>199062837These kinds of questions make me feel uncomfortable :/
closest i’ve come to shagging a non-white was a greek slag that i piped
>>199062854Corr
>closest i’ve come to shagging a non-white was a greek slag that i piped
>>199062938greeks aren't white
>>199062722bet he regrets all that antisemitism now eh?
>>199062934l dont believe you. You've been on 4chan 15 yrs nothing should bother you at this point
>>199062970What are you insinuating?
>>199062785Did you cringe when he started gushing over how great immigrants are?
>>199062989dont give a SHIT
>>199062938How was she?
you ever rest your cock in the toilet water and flesh it?it feels good
Alri alri alri
>>199062785alri County Durham lad
>>199063022how does your cock touch the toilet water
Ah yes please play the hold music loudly on speakerphone so the whole office can hear
>>199062175>you will never have sex with victoria coren-mitchell while she complements you on your esoteric trivia knowledgeWhy even live
In about an hour or two the interracial cuckold spam will beginyou excited lads
>>199063017You've been attack dogged
Had a soft wet poopoo just now and I hate when that happens and have to excessively wipe, prefer the solid hard poops that leave your anus impeccably clean without needing much of a wipe and basically feel like you're delivering your own little foodbaby
I've reinvented the toad in the hole dish using chickenI call it cock in the hole
>>199063040yours doesn't?
>>199063061I could destroy those dogs easilythey're, what, 20kg each at most?fucking crush them, a man weighs 70-90kg
Think I'm becoming properly unhinged
mad how if there was a world war then employed woman would be deployed woman
>Think I'm becoming properly unhinged
here we all are.....the lads......waiting for the early new
>>199063083would need to be like 6 inches flaccid to do it on my toilet
CHINKY FEET
>>199063171mate that's not that long...
>>199063187I love my Kyrgyz gf so much bros :)
>>199063239are you a Kyrgyz stan?
>>199063061i don't think this violent webm needs to be on /int/
New>>199063304>>199063304>>199063304
>>199063263no I am English
mental how badly I mindraped him
