hahahhhah love those pics

I’ve never been intimate with a woman

>>199081548
id rather jack off than that

>>199081548
In a car, yes.

>>199081592
same

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>>199081584
they hit too close to home for me to like them

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Yes I have

Also I enjoy the new plapjak, I shall christen this one plapjak20.jpg

>>199081548
Nope but I fucked pretty Muslim bosniak single mother. She was so pretty that even my moozie hating father and mum mention her beauty (they saw her only thru facebook)

>>199081706
Hahahaha this one is so subtle

>>199081706
They unironicly prevented my friend from fucking 32 yo fatty (he claims her face looks even worse than 32)

>>199081548
>>199081680
>>199081706
why does he do it?

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>>199081938
he just has to

Enough of this forced garbage meme

>>199081592
>>199081630
well don't do it with a fat girl.. it's really not worth it.
same for old women (50+) unless they are very fit (or rich).

>>199082028
hit too close to home?

who is drawing these?

the thought of a nerd drawing these cracks me up kek

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>>199082124
its 100% guys who fucked fat girls and know what it feels like

>>199081548
I have a BBW fetish but I'd be embarrassed to actually date and be seen with one
>fat girls are like scooters, fun to ride until your friends see

>>199082147
he should make one where the fat girl is on top and the guy is in pain because of the weight

>>199082028
Guess it hurt SOMEone's nerve lmao

>>199082147
what does it feel like? the crushing weight humiliation (and fupa)?

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>>199082311
its the smell anon
the smell
it'll follow you for the rest of your life

>>199081548
my gf is hot as fuck unironically (way out of my league) so no, I don't know this feel
I've never had sex with an ugly or fat girl before

>>199081966
lmao these are great

>>199082028
someone is BUTTHURT
are you fucking a fatty or are you the fatty?

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>tfw you get turbo drunk and nail the fat chick at the office
>tfw going in to work the next day

I couldn't do it bros. I'd rather stay a virgin and jerk off than do it with a fat girl

>>199082147
i know what it feels like and i never had a gf
or maybe i don't know how it feels but these pics are hilarious to me

>>199081548
Yes, getting head is so much better! I prefer mouth before vagina.

>>199082395
this one hurts

>>199081548
I can't imagine what kind of demons possess a man to fuck a literal sack of fat of a woman.

>le funny soyjack!!!
why ever degrade yourself like this? just stay a virgin or import a asian lady

>>199082558
Depends on skill level 2bh

>>199081548
yes, i've gotten blowjobs before. really nothing special

>>199081548
I wish.
I've been jacking it to fatties since i was 13

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>>199082028
these are made for you

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>>199082440

>>199082558
>>199082687
Good blowjobs are better than average pussy
But good pussy is usually better than an average blowjob
Amazing blowjobs are the best of all and I still remember my first ever, it was with a beautiful Brazilian girl who knew exactly what she was doing

>>199082745
yeah "fatties" like pro-OP Siri, but not like this

>>199081548
No, because I always bail out before it happens.

>>199082558
>>199082687
>>199082885
>/gif/ american larpers

Almost, she was a nice girl but I felt nothing for her so I broke it off

Yes actually. When I was 25 I met a fat girl from tinder that was 22 and had 2 kids already. The second time I met her she wanted me to fuck her and sucked me and we didn't use a condom but I couldn't get fully hard because she's a 5/10 and I have mild ED anyways. She then said shes had 150 sex partners. The next day I went home and she slowly ghosted. Ironically the hottest thing I've done with a girl was when I throught I was just meeting a cute 19yo androgenous twink but he said he's trans and we 69ed and I ate "his" pussy. Which was incredibly hot. I'm gay though. I just wanted to try stuff with a girl.

>>199081548
Stop posting these.

>>199083059
>blogmerican

>>199082935
No, actual fatties.
I wouldn't consider pre-OP Siri fat though.

>>199082311
No one is crazy enough to let them top right?

>>199083059
>least degenerate American

knew a couple like this. i felt super bad for the guy. all these memes coming out must make it awkward for him.

>>199081548
yes and i never liked it. something about having your pepe in the one human orifice they can bite it straight off doesnt feel right.

>>199081938
Every hole is a goal

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>>199083059
damn I was with a girl with a 50+ body count and I thought that was high

>>199083059
>he's trans and we 69ed and I ate "his" pussy.
hot, also go back sex haver. This is an /int/cel board.

>>199081548
>oh no i had sex how horrifying what have i done to myself

>>199084603
raping yourself is pretty horrible. You destroyed yourself and you did it for...nothing.

>>199084677
how is this raping yourself lol
if it's so bad just jerk off and call it a day

>>199081548
Opposite. My gf is a 149cm, 41 kg gremlin autist.

>>199084700
>sex can't be le bad
>how is it rape?

>>199083059
Man made horrors beyond our imagination.

>>199081548
It’s like he’s being groomed and can’t consent

#metoo fat chicks it’s very triggering

>>199084750
Greta?

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>>199081548
Her pillow was silk. Her name was Allison. The condoms I bought were too large, I didn’t use them. I rawdogged that slampig, drilled her sweaty folds in to the bedframe, buried her face in the silken pillow. She made so many horny sounds, she had just showered and our musk screamed its stench for exit from the closed windows in winter. I made eye contact with the painting of Amy Whinehouse she had done for her university arts degree and I went briefly flaccid, but I smelled her holes and the raw olfactory pungency rewired my synapses to the year 25,000 B and C, my member shot up to life again, saluting memory. I still get a raging hard on when I read her horny texts to me.

>>199084763
if it's so traumatizing, don't do it

>>199081548
Yeh but she wasn't that fat

>>199081548
I'm possibly going on a date with a fat girl this weekend... what do?

>>199084877
No, even an ugly fuck like me have standards above that creature.

>>199084913
that's exactly my point retard. People shouldn't do it.
Sex is something you should have with people you love and respect, in a long term committed relationship.

>>199085295
Yeah nah brah you’re never going to fuck, sex is quite cheap and a fleeting thing, it isn’t this grand event you’ve built up in your incel head

>>199085377
shut up woman

>>199085295
>durr i was just pretending to be sarcastic

>>199081680
>at least I'm not an incel

>>199082991
Nigga I have so been the recipient of some nice sloppy toppy!

>>199084896
If that’s your pie the crust and lattice work are really impressive

>>199082866
I love this video so much, it's set up like a comedy skit

>>199085420
you seem to have trouble with english.

>>199082395
>that whale picture at the corner
kek

>>199082028
LMAO, it hurts brother. I know....

>>199085820
Reminds of a fattie who had a thing for elephants

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>sexhavers when they are about to have sex with a woman with 0.005% more body fat

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