bring back fingering edish
Karl Lagerfeld is almost as synonymous with Chanel as Coco Chanel herself at this point, but there was a time when the now legendary designer was nervously working on his first Chanel collection, Couture for fall 1983. This being the notoriously work-centric Lagerfeld, he was toiling simultaneously for Chloé and Fendi and “myriad other clients,” and told WWD’s then staffer Christopher Petkanas that he was “delighted” to be working 16 hours a day. Not much has changed on that front as the infamously productive designer still heads up multiple houses, including Fendi and his namesake line, but when he first joined Chanel, only part time initially, he wasn’t met with particularly open arms.
the video of that prison officer getting shagged is proof that BBC is irresistible to women even if they lose their job to have a taste
>>199112265Lad, just hold your cans
Very gracious of canslad to link my thread, much appreciated mate x
>>199116302Why
>>199116438You won't regret this one, I pinky promise.
>>199114760How’s Barcelona mate? You enjoying yourself?
Dunno how long i can go without a gf This is getting ridiculous nowNeed back in the game
>>199114760the guy shagging her isn't black
>>199114760Kill yourself cuckold
just had another horrible bout of diarrhea
Wow, that comment by the "Reform activist" was totally organic and never for a moment should you think it was a trick to lure the racist englishman in the booth
feeling blackpilled after watching that prison vidWomen are disgusting
>>199116524have you tried going to prison?
>>199114760got a link to it?
>>199116558
haha vote reform lads for a laugh or for serious
>>199116547People are disgusting. Don't imagine for a second that male prison officers aren't fucking female inmates. You need to accept that people in general are terrible mate.
>>199114760link?
>>199116370Bigger than me but is that really a BBC?
>>199116594he's literally not black???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbhBvTbI2UI'm blasting
>>199116525yeah?
>>199116594Using that term makes you a pathetic sad cuck btw.
This world is driving me bonkers
>>199116531If it was a publicity stunt then it was intended to damage Reform, not boost it. Unless they know something I don't about how many racists are voting or something.
>>199116638MOMS GONNA FREAK
>The Spanish captured the last Incan emperor in an ambush after he agreed to meet with them peacefully, ransomed him for 6 tonnes of gold and 12 tonnes of silver - then executed him after the ransom was paid.The honourable, Christian, Aryan, White Evropean culture.
>>199116631BBC is a hair's breadth away from being common parlance mate
but rishi is a paki.or are we pretending that Indians are native Englishmen now?
Get the Pringles scranned x
>>199116584ha ha. this is me
Seems a bit mental to have women guarding male inmates. I know they're trained and they have batons and whatnot but come on.
>>199116648Who the fuck has had sex but never done doggy
Jared from Subway, now THAT was a PR disaster.
>>199116648almost exclusively fuck doggy
>>199116664You're a cuckold.
Literally not one single person in the country who was going to vote Reform will have been put off by the Channel 4 thing
>>199116630he looks half caste. black in a lot of peoples eyes tbfhow dumb is this bint getting recording shagging an inmate though lmaowomen shouldnt be prison officers in male prisons. simple as.
>>199116703the job of prison officer is mental as it is. there's basically no training involved, no qualifications required. it's a really, really shit job with very high turnover, so they pretty much just accept anyone.
can't find the actual sex tape, only articles about it
I got leaflets through my door today for the Workers party, green party, and reform.
>>199116698I am begging you to get a life go outside experience barcelona please
Rorke:>*calls Sunak a paki all day on /Brit/*Also Rorke:>OMG NO WAY A CANDIDATE FROM MY FAVOURITE PARTY WOULD CALL SUNAK A PAKI IT SIMPLY MUST BE FAKE THIS ABSOLUTELY CANNOT BE TRUE!!!hm…
>>199116630Looks Irish
>>199116762Slammed that cunt. /Brit/ will melt down
might order a 'bab
>>199116762>>199116776Please choose life this doesn’t have to be it for you it’s not too late
We need a bit of Lithuanian metal in /Brit/.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PFxLpbtGNg
>>199116756I beg your pardon?
>>199116713you know who had an arc?noah.
>>199116762Done him
Starmer will win, Trump will win. Place these bets now for free money.
>>199116776>>199116762
for me its this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yoa1-aq4QM
>>199115870No, it's a fact. Russian emigres in that time were reactionaries who wanted to topple Soviet power after failing in 1919. The baltic provinces were all ruled by dictatorships in the 1930s.>>199115925Soldiers rebel in times of revolution, as in Russia in the glorious year of 1917.>>199116058The choice is either bourgeois fascism or proletarian communism, so yeah, the bourgeoisie disposssed by the proletarian revolution would welcome fascism for enabling them to kill communist workers.
>>199116762kek
we get female staff caught shagging cons about twice a yearsometimes more, very rarely less
could not find videowill stop looking for it
>>199116830Shut the fuck up commiemong lmfao
>>199116830Delusional mong lmaoOnly way to fix your kind of brainwashing
>>199116847>>199116370
Starmer should debate Farage.
for me it’s missionary, versatile, intimate, simply the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ckkBg-ENJUKilling communists is based.
gf and i getting ready for a swingers' party tonight
Love slowly driving him mental using dogwhistles only he will pick up on
Oh, women are degenerate, are they? Proper shocking news that
>>199116705girls are sensitive about their bumholes
>>199116847probably because you were using Google. Google does NOT function anymore, they've ruined it with algorithms.try searching using duckduckgo, yandex, brave or bing. do not use Google anymore. It's less function now than it was 20 years ago, seriously.
I hope the next Labour government makes Lithuanians part of BAME.Why did I have to work as hard as native Brits when I'm an actual real minority compared black africans, pakistanis, and indians? Where was my special treatment and easy uni access?
>>199116904a fellow patrician I see
>>199116869Fuck that's hot, I came in about a minuteYou know the dick's good, bitch was moaning straight away haha
Oh, british women are degenerate, are they? Proper shocking news that
>>199116938So true lol. /Brit/ still coping about the power of BBC tho :/
kill yourselves lads unironically. you know who i'm talkingt o
>>199116904Can’t pick between missionary and cowgirl myself personallyI feel like I go way deeper when she’s riding me and it’s hot having her control the pace
>>199116922thank you now I can efficiently find cuckold porn on the internet
it makes total sense, of course
>>199116906Corr bet she ends up with a BBC
>>199116996Imagine being such a sad cunt that you have this saved
Quite a few seething incels in tonight I see
lol that slag has a ring on
>>199116932can’t be beat simple as>>199116971i enjoy the control myself but not allowed to go too deep too long, knob too big you see
just completed bg3
>>199117023Kill yourself cuckold
wish i'd never mentioned it tbqh i was trying to rile up the incels to post some woman hate but i just got the cuckolds all fired up
I could scarcely believe it
>>199117055Any BBCs in that game?
>>199117072>i'm not a cuckhold i swear
>>199117023no blacks allowed at our swingers' partiesblack women with white partners permittedblack guys with white partners not invited
>>199117053Not a problem I have myself lad, as my wilbert is on the smaller side x
so this is it lads, the big one, friday night. what's the gameplan? what madness have you got in store?
https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1619889/this-is-real-shock-video-shows-female-prison-guard-having-sex-with-inmate-see-full-story-18-only/
>>199117053Post it
>>199117113Got a great post lined up for later I have
>>199117113bought a macaroni cheese ready meal only to discover it needs 55 fucking minutes in the oven, take the piss
female prison officers get romantically involved with inmates all the timethey're just not fit for the job
>>199117113beer and pizza
Irish men are the world's moral compass. Bobby F Kennedy Jr. could honestly save the world from war, famine and civilizational regressi5
>>199117113Cans and Glasto until one of the acts says something about Reform or Trump then I'm turning it off
>>199117094kill yourself cuckhold
fuck me that prison guard video was good stuff. I love sneaky sex, stifled moans.
>conservatives muds linging >conservatives stealing /brit/ big hand starmer gimmickOn the ropes
>>199117113might make a move >>199117131got a cheeky handy an hour ago so no can do
>>199117102Why let women in but not men
Goobas, I wish I had it in meThere's a double meaning if you dig deep
>Chris Eubank hosting TOTP>Cecilia by Suggs in top ten
Do British politicians have debates? I know PMs aren’t directly elected as such but there are obvious front runners like Starmer and Farage.
any gay sluts in tonight??
>>199117023LOL shieeed look at dem likkle whiteboys cope
Putting women prison guards in a prison filled with hot, fit, hench black men is just asking for trouble desuIt’s like asking a group of 8 year olds to guard a prison full of jelly babies. You know they won’t be able to resist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwKtD6ggYdk
>>199117178>got a cheeky handy an hour ago so no can doHow the fuck does that stop you?
>>199117208Yeah we copied it off you
>>199117223odd analogy
>>199117223i think it's good, keeps dem brethren pacified
I have applied to Royal Mail to be a Postman.
(to the tune of 'D.I.S.C.O.' by Ottawan)D-I-AS-PORAD-I-AS-PORA
>>199117238knob went to bed, can’t take a proper pic
>>199117223you're not exactly wrong although i dont think its a race thing
>>199117223watch escape at danmora with paul dano and benisio del toro.female guard fucks paul dano here and it's based on true story
>>199117279seems like a really comfy job hope you get it x
>>199117279Hope it goes well
>>199117279It's a Postperson now mate, get with the times. Good luck :)
>>199117281Not how it's pronounced though
>>199117279nigga if you're so worried about a job pick one and lie about experience lmaouse the internet to research how to make it sound like you did it and try your best when you get the job. fucking dumbass niggas
>>199117279You’re my favourite poster :3Good luck anon
>>199117269The mandem should just be provided with a harem anyway. They shouldn’t have to waste their seed on old ugly women who end up as prison guards, they should be provided with the finest white blonde teens
>>199117279Enjoy getting mauled by dogs
Debating whether I should go on this date with an arab girl. She's super pretty and not that religion (doesn't wear a hijab, and obviously is dating), but it's like... what's the point. i'm sure we'd have fun, but i'm never *really* going to have a serious relationship with her.
instead of mandatory military service, make pale clappers do some mandatory prison guarding right after graduating
>>199117321Stop using Ebonics.
>>199117316do I look like I give a FUCK
not just any female guards ones only the most slaggy ones
Wouldn't mind being a postman but I'm not a morning person, need a nighttime delivery job like drug dealer
>>199117223oh hey spaino
>>199117326you read my mind bruv LOL >>199117338
>>199117345use what I like including your mum
>>199117279dying industry within 10 years will be replaced by drones
>>199117371Stop replying to him you retard
>>199117385remember when you used to post about having a girlfriendwhat happened to her
>>199117359booba
Super Hans in some shit BBC comedy looking old as fuck
>>199117359beautiful tgirl angel
>>199117300>>199117303>>199117304>>199117323>>199117334Cheers lads x>>19911739210 years in a job would be very, very good for me.
Diego come home The blogposting has gotten out of hand!!!
>>199117284Are you 60 years old?Who has a refactory period longer than 30 minutes??Sounds like an excuse
>>199117392i doubt it really. drones will be easy pickings for criminals. they can't navigate the neighbourhood and dogberg like a postie can
>>199117359>RSPCAHmm
Paul Heaton's not going to be able to stop himself from sperging about politics is he, the daft old commie
Eat an oyster. Have a negroni, have two.
>>199117468Royal Scottish Pancreatic Cancer Association
mad how prison reprobates are shagging birds in there and the average /brit/ poster can't get his hole
>>199117425Is that our roobz?
tight blondes for our goons and thugs in prison, the tightest for the ultraviolent top security prison
Bet Swedelad has a lovely big cock desuThe Miss is a lucky lass
>>199117208We only started doing it in 2010, back then it was just Labour, Tories and Lib Dem leaders debating.By 2015, UKIP had surged ahead of LDs and now broadcasters were including Farage, which prompted Cameron to have a hissy fit and demand the Greens be included.And from then on our debates became an absolute cluster fuck which also includes regional parties as the broadcasters desperately attempt to appease everyone while failing as the two main party leaders never even bother to show up.
>>199117505it's brie larsson
Had to finally put my foot down lads
>>199117505no this is rubes
>>1991175064k livestream cameras in prisons
>>199117476He seemed like a sound guy. Sad what happened to him.
Good day, bloody ol’ chaps!
federal 'pound me in the ass' prison
>With her wedding ring on show, the guard then tells her lover to “sit the f*** down” and they proceed to continue having sex on a chair. The clip ends with the man filming grinning and saying “this how we live in Wandsworth [prison] bruv. Yeah.”It's true that happened I saw itHer inevitable onlyfans will get to the top 1% in a day can't pay for promo like that
>>199117521>which also includes regional partiesThat's the worst partWho gives a fuck what some Welsh or Scottish cunt has to say ffs
Why do Brits refuse to recognise Lithuanians as a minority worthy of special treatment like all the Africans, Pakistanis, and Indians? We're like 0.0001% of them, so how aren't we part of the special BAME group?
tightest meats for the most violent goons in prison
>boss asked me to come in tomorrow>"yeah if I can have Monday off" I say >he goes, "hmm ... well it won't take that long .. how about a half day on Monday"might kms I fucking hate toil so much
>>199117534Love when people just spout their opinions at you as if you couldn't possibly disagree with them
ROLL CHECK, BEHIND YOUR DOORS
comfy streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJYcgL18FGQ
>THIS HOW WE LIVE IN WANDSWORTH BRUV
word on the street is that im being laid off on monday. great.god i dont know what to do with my life. been looking at jobs for the past few hours and nothing interests me. honestly, it's cliche, but id like to go teach english abroad or some shit. just something interesting and forces me out of my comfort zone.
>>199117574My great gran was Lithuanian
>>199117577calm down timmy lol dont get too excited
the workouttoil finished the cinnamon oatmeal with garlic meal scrannedthe gains gained
state your name cuz
thought everyone got over the twee tarq girls with fake eating disorders 10 years ago desu
>>199117392Your types said that a decade ago about driving lol
>>199117536Lovely really
>>199117609
>>199116500He's in his smelly incel bedroom in Birmingham.
our jo
blonde dolls shipped by the bus to the worst prisons
>>199116925Britain enabled and protected Shitpooanian nationalism from 1919 onwards
Paul Heaton sacking Jackie Abbott off for some peng young thing
>>199117585Mental innit
>>199117635Well done mate, that’s the joke
Pearl Jam were meant to have a stadium concert this weekend Pearl Jam are not having a stadium concert this weekend Pearl Jam stated the concert was cancelled due to illnessThese were the prices and availability of the tickets to the Pearl Jam concert this weekend, the day before it got cancelled.
>>199117582Yeaah so if you could be here around weekends that would be le great oui?
any debates on tonight?
>>199117650Black Only
>>199117677fucking hell you are an utter freak
>>199117605were in an unemployment stupor for 6 months, never wanting to go back to retail decided to take a tradie course, loving it, massive switch up but it’s very much worth it so go on lad do some crazy shite
>>199117650bbc veteran
Just had a fillet steak with broccoli and a glass of milkClue gained
>>199117619excellent point
>>199117698lol
confused and aroused
>>199117677>MumbergIt's real fucking hell. Hope she wasn't that fit, lad
>>199116904Love missionary cos I can have her feet in my face kissing peng girls soles and licking her toes is truly the peak of my existence
>>199117677screamigng
what's your cry in the car song
>>199117714based natural diet enjoyer
>>199117702Kane & Haaland
>>199117698fucking hell lol i nearly bought tickets for them as well
>>199117673Jackie's been ill for ages and can't sing.
>>199117739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvREUDH2BZ0
>>199117707It's called having a backbone mate
>>199117698don't get it. did no one buy tickets?
do not like this new spotify font in the application
>>199117609slammed that little incel freak lmaooo
>>199117698must be quite a kick in the nuts to find you can't even fill 1 stadium any more
>>199117677
>>199117702yeah your mum debating whether to summon the bull again
fly out the fittest blondes to the worst prison in jamaica
>>199117767Why are women like this?Girlfriendberg asked me who I'm voting for, I tell her, and now she's "scared" of me apparently
>>199117710>tradie coursewhat in particular?
Scenes from Kenya
>>199117816lil timmy getting so excited over this looool
>>199116469Always happy to help, lad>>199116497An expression, like holding on to your bokkles
>>199117813that spell costs too many mana man best she can do do is summon a cat or something
hit mehit mehit me with your rhythm stick
>>199117284That's pathetic
>>199117767is she your girlfriend? women dont have real opinions, youre meant to just tolerate her incessant moaning then pretend it never happened afterwards. you are being an overreacting mong and sending her gigachads you utter freakoidyouve cunt this one right up if shes breaking up with you
the gfs unironically a prison guard
>>199117118Whats really crazy is they have a full boots counter full of product and about 12 pairs of shoes too
mates are being nobheadsfuck em
Where are the pro-nonce parties
>>199117867for me it spasticus autisticus
>>199116645>then it was intended to damage Reformsure it was.
>>199117879brutal blackenings loom over her
>>199117334laughed a lot
>>199117752Neither can Paul really
Fucking hell my teenage cousin uploaded a pic to Instagram of her wearing a dress tight fitting dress, her arse looks so fucking fat
>>199117606Are you from Scotland?
>>199117828plåtslagare, sheet metal work realised a while back i had to become really good at something and it made all the difference in my attitude towards living life really
>>199117899Tories
>>199117767its anecdotal, but women women love confrontation. not backing down is the best course of action. she's getting horny AF right now. this argument will end up in some in some hot make up sex. truss me
>>199117698Spurs' stadium even looks like a toilet bowl with a basic outline like this
>>199117936nice PUA rapist mentality
>>199117767Based, just had the same thing happen to me
>mista Weston, your pale clapper arrived>emma, get in you slag
>>199117767Done her
>>199117767this slag clearly still wants his cock so it doesn't matter what he says to her
>>199117954>sprintfoy
>>199117698who in this country even knows who pearl jam are
>>199117922Aye. She married a miner.
I remember when the Czech mong who used to post here shared a WhatsApp conversation with this yank bird he'd broken up with because he bantered her too hard lmfao
>>199117118fuck sake you can actually see her engagement ring lol
>>199117156Excellent post
Farage is quite literally hitler if you think about it
>>199117995LOL sum of dat thug luv
pearl jam sounds like jizz potion
Lithuanian-Britons deserve BAME status.
15 more minutes until macaroni cheese is ready
>learn to cook>realise your mum was a bad cook all alongfeelsbadman. grew up a "picky eater" and it turns out all along that boiled broccoli is just shit and those "okay mashed potatoes" were only okay because there was no seasoning and not enough butter in them.
curry on the fucking way lads
>>199112265BLADES MENTIONED
Don't have a gf but still voting Reform
just had a wank to The Katie feel disgusting
Imagine (the smell)
>>199118061Still don't understand why my parents boiled vegetables when it's only marginally more work to roast them
>>199118061nothing worse than over-boiled soggy vegetables
>>199118061I can relate to this, my mum doesnt like cooking so never put effort in. My dad likes food so his food was always great
>>199118098thug's joy
the next civil war will be organised in the daily mail comment section
start doing this
>>199117714
oh my DAYS
>>199118054žygimantas pls
>>199117168Oh no, we wouldn't want social welfare now, we're always going to be well off so we don't need to care about the poor, just divert more resources to the police.
just eaten an absolutely delicious chinky ladsill miss her
>>199117534they did you, passive aggressive ghoul
>>199118173Can commiemong explain why the Vietnamese are leaving their communist paradise to come here?
>>199118201>>199118201>>199118201>>199118201
>>199118102mad it seems like it's the only way our parents generations were taught to cook them. same for brussels. everyone hates them until they have some that have actually been cooked well.
>>199117826I told my gf I'm voting Reform and she doesn't care She literally never voted in her life and doesn't even know what Reform is
>>199118026guy... https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1719600223943272.webm
not sure why’d they go to britian, risk their life’s for what really beans on toast and grey skies?
>>199117767she thinks she can fix you kek
>>199118173don't mind vietnamese the rest can fuck off
>>199118061i keep giving my mum "pointers" and fuck she hates it but SHE NEEDS THEMfuck me woman, put some fucking salt and pepper on thingsshe leaves the veg boiling for 40 minutes, it needs a tenth of that
>>199117334KEK
>>199118173no way any of these numbers are true
>>199118250mum never once seasoned her food during the actual cooking process of it. uses salt and pepper like a garnish at the end. every time i come round and cook for my parents, they both love it and then never ever bother to do it themselves. it's not even extra work.
>>199118238for me it's the cold weather
>>199118238>beans on toast and grey skiesYes, 30 degrees of heat is a garbage weather
>>199117558Vince McMahon is a genius
>>199118362cackling
>>199117605Alri Rishi Sunak
>>199117677TOP LOL
>>199118348You're gonna win every time compared to russia but no the weather there is legendarily shitI think london specifically being right next to the waterfront means the weather is just moist and cold at all times
right well I'm bored now so I think I'll find something else to do x*vibrates out of the thread*
>>199113417I think he might be Gay
>>199117534>>199118348Going to need some more context.
>>199118721Meant for>>199117767
