LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
You love her lad don't you
Tell me 3 things you like about yourself /brit/
gareth southgate mouths "bond. james bond" to every james bond movie
The unvaccinated deserve badges of honour. They had iron will through it all. They bowed to no one. They were pressured by every single aspect of society. Government. Media. Celebrities. Their own families. Their closest loved ones. Yet, through all of that they maintained their integrity. These men are the true noble warriors fighting against uncaring mega corporations. Now the truth has come out, the unvaccinated are wholeheartedly VINDICATED
kinda gone and done myselfgot a four-pack, and an expensive craft beerdidnt get a big pack of eight cans as i went in with planningfive is, i believe, less than eight
The latest from Rowling>Lolita is a great and tragic love story
>>199114657Is that the only picture of her that we know of?
>>199114461In many ways pal. Such as.I'm British now, I can't go back.
>>199114691It's just the look on her faceI remember the second time I posted it in the same night and spaino melted down over it screaming about how it's not a /brit/ thread if you use the same image>>199114694The cans, me being a former social worker and the cans I suppose, lad
>>199114733How deluded are Israelis? Live in constant fear of being bombed
>>199114723That isn’t an unpopular opinion
I bet Southgate kisses prostitutes.
Reminder: Canslad is a 47 year old alcoholic who posts on /co/'s Judge Dredd general.
>>199114765It's a retarded opinionObviouslyShe's 12 and he is a paedophile and obviously an unreliable narrator
Were there ppl who genuinely thought the fuck yeah bacon zombie ninja humor from 2008 was funny? If you were one of those guys are you redeemable or do you have to self-euthanize?
>>199114790sounds cool, i liked the judge dredd film from the 90s
I've been in situations where a Brit has slaged off Eastern Europeans, Poles in particular, and I've listened to it and moved my head in agreement and they thought I was a native Brit as well. I keked internally. Though we are not Eastern European, but Westoids don't understand that.
>>199114793don’t see how any of that is relevant
>>199113392 #>wow, you're openly super racist? that's a reasonable and popular attitude. want to help represent my political party?This is what leftypol actually says he believes happened.
getting a bit boring
>>199114823ok
right get the cans sucked
>>199114790he's the only personality here that isn't a shitty sn/190 gimmick
>>199114724I think so, ladShe's been around years from what I know
>>199114796Le invisible bike
corrrr lads the girl that just walked past my window with a little skirt on showing off her thin waist, wide hips and exquisitely sculpted round arse fucking CHRIST
>>199114790>>199114823FOSYEG
>>199114824it's only a "great and tragic love story" because it's told from his, a paedophile's, pov
>>199114854It's literally spainnonce on a VPN.
>>199114860Why don't you ask her out?
be right back forumhave to go do the washing upotherwise im going to be very angry with myself tomoz
>>199114733>I'm British now, I can't go back.so why do you say shit like "my country is much better now", it's not your country anymore
>>199114875 so you agree then
>>199114854Tell 190 to stop spamming /box/ on /sp/.
Every Friday around 5pm I get an overwhelming, uncontrollable urge for alcohol And not just 3 or 4 beers, but to get completely slashed beyond recognition. Blackout. Don’t think this is healthy in the long run.
i wank to women and i also wank to men
>>199114796*rolls up sleeves**cracks knuckles*What the fuck you on about
>>199114897Because "my country of origin" is a bit long winded
gareth southgate kisses his sons on the lips
Need to roughly shag a lad who looks like this. Right in the arse.
it pie night
got a willy
>>199114892reckon she was about 16, wouldn't really be on
>>199114906literally me. been off the stuff for a month but back on it because otherwise I just sit waiting for time to pass
listening to kernkraft 4000
People say Briton has bad food but have never had a proper Shepherd's Pie.
i wank exclusively to gay porn women
>>199114898sure, if you read lolita and self-insert as a paedophile
>>199114906So get the cans, lad
>>199114877can't be spainnonce if it has nothing to do with trannies/bbc/politics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4XOXLPUK0csandford lane massive get in friday night yes lads
>>199114956shepherds pie goated, as the zoomers say
Farage is blaming the media for his party member's apparent racism? Either blame bad actors trying to set you up, or blame the member himself and distance yourself and your party from him. Don't blame the media. What are they supposed to do? Not report it?What did farage actually say? I'm basing this on hearsay.
>>199114992most mentally ill poster award
>>199114274How old are you? The BNP was infiltrated in a massive way, this is not new
Always see a cute lass and then think, hmmmm, is she 18, 20-something or 15? Am I a pedo for thinking this girl is peng? Just not worth the risk. That's why I meet everyone I shag now exclusively in 18+ gay sauna events.
haven't been blackout drunk in a long time but I used to quite regularly and I think it gave me brain damage because my short term memory is wank
>>199115016a clue gained
>>199114897Also I like to romanticize about going back when I'm a lot older.
>>199114908CWLTSHC
>>199114973on the bottles
Passed all my finals ladsWhat a euphoric feeling
bit steep
>>199115025Same, except I got blackout drunk yesterday.
Poo
Will I be drinking? Yes. Will I be downloading Hinge? Yes.Will I be liking my former co-worker who has an account there?...yh
>>199115052blog on
>>199115016>18+ gay sauna eventsmate there is literally nowhere else you're more likely to accidentally nonce a kid
>>199115016That doesn't make you a pedo if she looks older than she isIf you're going after her knowing she's a child then yes you may just be a pedoBeing a pedo isn't inherently just physical attraction>>199115046Good lad
People say Briton has bad food but have never had a proper Chip Butty.
>>199115016nowt wrong with finding teenage girls attractive. long as you don’t make a move without confirming their age first
>>199115060nothing ventured nothing gained as they say my lad
>>199115101phwoar
Gareth Southgate
>>199115101why is this newsworthy
When drink alcoholic beverages when do you usually stop? How do understand you drank enough?I remember when i was a kid/teenager i just kept drinking until i puked or fell asleep but now i’m way more responsible
>>199112267>Upon closer scrutiny, pintmen exude a sort of spiritual aura when in union with their pint. An ethereal look can be seen in their eyes as they are transported beyond spatial and temporal bounds
>>199115125Sorry lad, but for ME, it's the green one.
the bbc have a test stream which constantly broadcasts a watford vs manchester city game in 4k
>>199115101wish I lived back when this would rightfully have been openly ridiculed and not in this troonpilled NPC clownworld
>It used to be there were three main phases, child, adolescent and adult. Now there is only child and adult, which means people draw a retardedly hard line at 18. Technically an 18 year old with his 17 year old gf is an adult fucking a child, which is obviously retarded.used to be just child and adult but they invented the category of adolescent to sell clothes and get people to buy more shit they don't need
Happy friday ladsBooze o'clock as it were
should i go to a table quiz ive been invited to or stay home and get drunk? how long is a table quiz
>>199115101sad how mental he's gone, some of his old standup was well funny
July 4th, Reform will win
lookig for a man in finance
>>199115101>sheThe Daily Mail has gone WOKE.
>>199115127>when do you usually stop?When I don't feel anything anymore
Next thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8
I can barely write in english but when i’m drunk it gets even worse
>>199115144there's a 4th phase which i like to call the runt phase, you seem to be stuck in it
>>199115115PHWOOOOAAAAR
>>199115126Because it gets clicks
>>199114700not really I was just too lazy to bother getting it lolI think I'm immune to covid anyway since I've never had itnot even been sick for 4 years
never drank alcohol, memummy and daddy raised a good little methodistyou lads can enjoy hellfire though
>>199115151You a black fella?
>>199115171Edward would sue them if they misgendered him
i fucking love whisky
>>199115127just carry on until i blackout then it's up to blackout me to decide when i go to bed
>>199114970haven’t read it myself though lol
thoughts?
Should our drinking culture be more like that of the Spanish or Italians?They drink wine or beer with dinner, or maybe one or two in the afternoon and leave it at that. They drink more often but much more casual and slower. At the weekend they may have a few beers or glasses of wine while hanging out with mates, eating along the way. Being leathered drunk is a social faux pas in their countries.Meanwhile we normally stay off the drink during the week, and keep a reserved, tense front on, then come Friday, let off all the steam by going to a loud bustling pub and sinking 8 pints with the intention of getting cunted. They’re casual drinkers we are bingers.
>>199115151>Crisps in a bowl, for one>Wine in a highball>Jamaican flag>Keys and wallet on the table as if you're heading outMad
colleague's trying to set me up with his 25 year old twink son
Yoooo rorke got the riddemhttps://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo?si=9x6KpBQDDDjZCsZq
>>199115003yes he would win that year after year
>>199115076If you go into any event that is explicitely 18+, and an underage person lies to get in and lies to you about their age, how is that nonceing? What else can you possibly fucking do to avoid doing it accidentally beyond only fucking wrinkled old hags and balding old men? Should I just avoid anyone that I would card at a challenge 25 pub?
>>199115258why did she do it lads?
Watching the yank debate lads I imagine the incels and their forced "dark brandon" meme are going to sit quietly from now
>>199115258hoeflation makes this girl think shes a 10/10
>>199115258Nice chebs. Lovely you could sayNot as lovely as cans, tho
>>199115209Wish I'd never had a drink myself. Fell in with a bad crowd and didn't have the strength of character to avoid joining in. Ruined my life. Your parents did you a massive favour.
>>199115224they didn't have to write a fluff piece about him
>>199115229was just saying this down the dual carriageway
>>199115258>big natural hangersCORRR
>>199115210Just a big fan of jamaican dancehall x>>199115254Problem?
enjoying an asahi "dry" beer
>>199115254kek
>>199115289dont understand what youre talking about because im normal
>>199115151Why are your speakers so high up
>>199115297Literally everyone in this country drinks that isn’t a paki. You were just a mong.
>>199115258Doesn't look British. Middle Eastern?
The only "wealth creators" are the working class who produce all the wealth that the capitalists steal.Exterminate the bourgeoisie with Bolshevik ferocity and their stolen wealth will be ours.
>>199115336It's dry but it's a liquid. How does that work then.
>>199115255lol this happened to me back in 2019went on a date with him and I had to break it to him that I wasn't actually gay and that there was just a misunderstanding turns out his mum has done that a few times for him lolso anyway I shagged him up the arse out of curiosity and got a blowie from himquite nice actually would try again
Don't reply to it.
>>199115248Continental drinking habits are obviously much more healthy, mature, and just superior, let's face it. Don't like saying it but on this matter, they're better than us. The self-destructive habits of Brit do make us a bit tougher though.
>>199115151What flavour crisps?
might bash my pizza and chips in the air fryers
>>199115389You do like saying it You also like voting Lib Dem and wanking it to trannies
>>199115372dry as in more astringenty and less sweet tasting
cause im only a crack in this castle of glass
>>199115369Shut the fuck up commiemong lmfao
I can feel the hangover slowly subsiding. Currently in bed reading tweets about the debate.
>>199115372The defining characteristic of any beer that's classified as "dry" is that it lacks residual sugar. This means that similar to dry wine, dry beer isn't sweet. In contrast, it tends to have a crisp flavor that's marked by a vibrant degree of acidity.
Imagine fucking him and kissing him passionately while doing so, corrr...
>>199115399Only the best for me, couldn't have cheap crisps with such a fine vintage
>I had to break it to him that I wasn't actually gay>so anyway I shagged him up the arse out of curiosity and got a blowie from him
What phenotype is this?
>>199115397delectable tumwah
>>199115439*imagines it*Ok now what?
Mental how it’s Friday night and none us will be shagging. another Friday night spent alone in a cold bed rambling on /brit/
>>199115448Dont know sorry
can hear dickhead neighbourberg on his dickhead scooter thinking he's fucking hard
>>199115446rorke went hollywood
>>199115448American
>>199115359It's not normal to have your life revolve around drink though is it? Yes I was, and still am, a mong. I'll admit it. I'm going to try to be better. Not because of your comment though, obviously.
>>199115238The ol' Double Ackshually>Ackshually it is Man that is the deadliest beast>Ackshually malaria
>>199115389I’ve drank with continentals a few times and they’re almost scared to get drunk. Look at me like i’m a madman for enjoying throwing back shots.Us and the Irish are heavy partiers. Love just getting fucked out our faces on drink and drugs. Same as the Scandis. Must be an Aryan thing.
>>199115446doing your year 6 maths homework? xx
lads might get on the cans in a bitfor the laugh like x
>>199115369>ExterminateCan you expand on what you mean by this?
he really is going all in on the irish diaspora character
>>199115448irish
>>199115389not just brits seems to be a northern European thing to be emotionally repressed and then get bladdered and let it all out. Scandis love getting steaming aswell. Don't think it will change until we live in a Muslim majority country.
>>199115414Good one.
>>199115498That's my therapy book
my wife and her son
what you brit niggas up to then
Anglo politics update
>>199115466I used to have sex but then my gf left me
>>199115498You normally send kisses when you’re talking to Year 6 kids mate? :/
>>199115544alri smeagle how your precious
>>199115499chat is this real
>>199115558ktim
>>199115544Poor bastard. That creature looks like it was choked by vagina muscles while being born
The restoration of Soviet power in the Baltic region in 1940 was popular
its over
>>199115577I'd fuck her, so long as she showered her arse crack VERY thoroughly
>>199115549>wahhh my daughters Cheers big ears, now F off!!
>>199115577Corrrrrrr PHWOARRRRRRRR don’t care what any of you say I would love a go on then
>>199115577too big
Going to play one of those video gamesBut what one?
>>199115544stick em up everybody I'm robbin this place
>>199115577Happily would slam this hog.
>>199115587does a man have a penis? yes
fat “people” need to be rounded up and put in camps
>>199115577spoiler that hog
buck breaking my dad
Might go for a daytime incel walk
gingers could go extinct and woke people wouldn't bat an eye as they don't view them as anything other than just another white person. the inner variety of white people or any people for that matter, doesn't matter to them.
>>199115642owen jones? isnt that the poof that throws a temper tantrum any time he is slightly disagreed with?
ginger is an anagram for...?
>>199115636>ethnic russians welcome the re-establishment of Russian powerWOW! Truly a sign of communist success
>>199115636If the USSR is so popular then where is it? twat
>>199115719nigger
Favourite tunes are Irish folk music but it would give women the ick
>>199115496Viking/Celt culture innit.There's a tribe of monkeys on some tourist trap island that live near a bar, and their drinking habits have been studied with interesting results. They have the same rate of binge drinking, teetotallers, and moderate drinkers as humans. Unlike humans, the most extreme and belligerent heavy drinker monkeys are the highest status males in the tribe. Maybe because they're more dangerous.
policy idea: open door immigration but only for females aged 16-25 who rate 8/10 or higher in attractiveness
>>199115636Nice staged photo you retarded faggot
>>199115642Never knew this was the contextLearn something new every day don't you
>>199115711..yh
>>199115719Very sexy ladies
>>199115711no that's drumpf
>>199115735c'mon manyou're supposed to let that permeate inside your head
>>199115739Er lad, Irish women love them
>>199115719science(tm) has recently discovered that it's actually the first word in history that can't be anagrammed don't question it
>>199115767I bet that mum loves fucking twinks... corr
on the uk garage again
>drink a beer>instantly better moodthey should diagnose beer for depression
thanks for whoever quoted this blue jam thing, i went to listen to it and its pure vibes
He did not redeem the jawbone.
>>199115642What did the person actually do to get locked up? We're not jailing people just for their beliefs now are we?
>>199115724Workers welcoming the restoration of Soviet power and liberation from capitalists who terrorised them.Russians in Latvia before 1940 were probably whites.
>>199115810cowards fear liquid solutions for spiritual problems
>>199115820I look like this but white and fat
>>199115753In Northern Europe as well, ale houses and proto-pubs were importante gathering houses during the winter months when it was freezing outside and there was no such thing as central heating or electricity. Beer would have also been a way to literally drink your calories from excess bread and keep warm in the cool.The cold dark climate of Celts/Germanics and their thousands of years of genetic adaption to heavy drinking created a culture of binge drinkers.
>they should diagnose beer for depression
>>199115836>Russians in Latvia before 1940 were probably whites.Baseless conjecture in response to a VERY good point
i wish i were molested
>>199115771is there a translation in croatian for it?crni doesn’t seem to have the same impact
>>199115757k lol
Think /Brit/ needs a bit of Lithuanian folk music to make it more culturally diverse
>>199115826where have you been?
>>199115810*prescribe
>>199115878*fondles your bollocks*
>>199115812what blue jam thing
>>199115887>another staged photo to prove his staged photo
>>199115887That's a good response because you could never order soldiers ro do something they didn't want to do
>>199115887wow that’s like 20 people!
>>199115787Yeah well don’t live in feckin Ireland do I
>>199115950Just find them in Britain
>>199115910Stop giving the foreigners free lessons.
smoking weed drinking strongbow
mad how the germans and french has produced the worst thinkers, societal ideas, philosophies, and, ideologies
I'm sorry but you have beer
>>199115891I know, but seriously, what were the actual charges? "Hate speech?"
>>199115758I remember the context was being lost so I went back and found it on archive.org for the screenshot. I knew he'd delete it as the image got big so I manually archived it https://web.archive.org/web/20220410143839/https://twitter.com/Tristan_Hyde/status/971492690176208896 I recall that Owen did not reply to nor even like his tweet by the way. Also the unavailable tweet on the page was asking him if he aimed for his hairline to look like that
>>199115982lole
hmm im thinking zased
why is pizza pronounced peetza?
>>199115966cant think of one swedish person i respect
>>199115966Anglos unironically produced the best We’re just sounder. They’re all too serious and riddled with neuroticism, envy, hatred and insecurity.We’re good cunts and understand basic principles of liberty and individualism. Let other lads be.
The Hinge profile is up
>>199115917https://youtu.be/E8VG6HUimsQ?si=JLT1-fDegx0Ju9MD
>>199115851Rubbing alcohol for outside wounds. Drinking alcohol for inside wounds.
Get the Joe Biden/Jimmy Carter debate televised
growing tired of cheeseplantberg's constant demand for water
>>199115826>The group’s leader, Paul Golding, was sentenced to 18 weeks in prison, while deputy, Jayda Fransen, was sentenced to 36 weeks on Wednesday. They had each been found guilty of religiously aggravated harassment at Folkestone magistrate’s court earlier the same day.
>>199116013basshunter
>>199116010my gran calls it "pid-zuh"
American philosophers are better than British
>>199115636I suppose this photo of Latvians happily welcoming German soldiers the following year is evidence that fascism was popular, too
>>199116028yeah but what specific thing was quoted
>>199115989Ol' mate's still kicking about on insta but it looks like he's given up on the heavy metal skirted egg and gone for a more reddit look
>>199116058CRYING OUT for German cock
ktimhttps://youtu.be/mKIqNTJ-yus?si=a0zGntxiMgV3gmcP
>>199116013melina
>>199116028that was me, it's the perfect thing to listen to at about 2am while intoxicatedhumorously some of the radio DJs it describes as dying horrifically, Mary Anne Hobbes for example, still have radio shows today
>>199116013cant think of one canadian person i disrespect>>199116015aye
/Brit/ can't handle so much testosterone in 1 roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxuc_BCing
gettem jez
>>199116068forgot
>>199116140>ancient meme featuring a paedophile bedtime grandpa
>>199116136Why do you capitalise the B in /brit/
my dad impregnated my mum when she was 17 and he was 24yeah, i'm thinking he's based
>>199116028get this up yahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZIx9-3YNtI
douglas murray the cockwomble
>>199116184don’t reply to him
>>199116184Because Britain has a capital letter.
>>199116140Was fine when he went though yeah
>>199116040Thanks.>religiously aggravated harassmentCould be anything that. I'm guessing he was putting up flyers or something. Didn't think "religiously aggravated" was a legal thing. I wonder if any Muslims have ever been charged with a crime that was "religiously aggravated."
well if the yank debate settles anything
>>199116194it's weird how it would be seen as taboo but it's quite natural really
>>199116194unfortunately you were the result
>>199116194Are you a bastard
new red velvet just dropped
Mental how prisoners have more sex with women than I dohttps://nitter.poast.org/womenpolice_uk/status/1806690794847232362#m
>>199116140Didn't he do both at the same time once? I remember him pouring pints or something.
>>199116231uft aye
>>199116203*circumcisedcockwomble
>>199116264you can see his BBC in the full clip. inevitable if you lock women up with them
>>199116306Link?
>>199116291oh boohoo read a book you fucking nerd
>>199116209Fair point desu you’ve convinced me
>>199116270proto gf looks exactly like this
The more Scottish and Irish posters a brit thread has the more soul it has and the better the patter.This is undeniable fact.
>>199116291I don't think it's meant as a historically accurate show is it? Nobody actually thinks England had a black king do they?
>>199116291King Sneed
>>199116306Alri Spaino
>>199116325too many words innit
>>199116324https://x.com/Young_Spray/status/1806483379849703867
>>199116352They got ones with pictures in them now
>>199116333Can smell the Irish diaspora in you a mile away
corbyn did nothing wrong tbfthe british establishment just cant have a leader that's pro-working classinstead we'll get more tory lite under starmer
>>199116329Did you like the song though?
MMTC
>>199116249yep. they didn't even baptise me which is annoying. left me wide open to demonic invasion. >>199116248t. parents were 30+ years oldyou're just jealous of my super genetics. >>199116235i think so. only problem is that teenage girls are immature and kind of annoying. they are cute though. wasn't it the norm for 19 year old men to marry 12 year old girls in Rome?
>>199116383He’s the best PM we never had :/ we don’t deserve Jez
>>199116383
>>199112265>>199112265>>199112265MIGRATE AND REUSE LADS
>>199116270bet he has a cute little winky under there
>>199116389>My Mother Takes Cockweird thing to admit but alright
>>199116386I do not, ever, click on links on /brit/ I’m afraid
>>199116371phwoar no way
>>199116417lmfao what a retard
>>199116270name?
>>199116270I'm supposed to hate this for some reason
>>199116450Yeah way they even got ones where someone reads you the whole thing sometimes they even got ones that are movies
