LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishMUM HE POSTED IT AGAIN sub-edish
OHHHHHHH HE'S HURT
>>199122642THIS THREAD WILL GET DELETED FOR BEING EARLY IN ABOUT 50 POSTSMAKE A NEW
>>199122575imagine nuking your entire life for a 30 second shag lol women are such a meme
>>199122684never understood this
https://files.catbox.moe/l99u2v.mp4
>>199122716turn that off
>>199122716Just realised he's watching it on a computer monitor
>>199122716
>>199122728
>>199122659Read the rules, retard.
Just found out the surname Kennedy (Ó Ceannéidigh in Irish) means "wounded head"Howling
>>199122756whats funny
high jump is mental
>>199122684wonder what preceded this
>>199122642kys
>>199122684would love to know the story here he's a proper runt that bloke. cuntish move to suckerpunch someone like that.
>>199122684>>199122716>>199122676poignant when you used to have friends and still have them but are on your own every single night because the friendships are all entirely confined to whatsapp now
ayo
cans grandad you cannae be making news this early
>>199122779cute sticky out ears
mad how JFKs son crashed his plane into the sea
>>199122790This but xbox live
Alright guys. Been sleeping. What did I miss?
HAWK TUAH
>>199122778
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>199122801Black is more than a colourIts a way of life*sharts in the subway*
>>199122801>>199122805reddit posts>>199122818>>199122825odd posts>>199122850>>199122851twitter posts
>>199122642STOP MAKING AND LINKING EARLY NEW THREADS YOU ARSE310 IS THE BUMP LIMIT310310310HOW MANY TIMES
JFK Jr was a stud
>>199122783no peters
shh dua lipa on tele
KEKED
>>199122854i wonder if he knew he was dying or if it was instant
I didn't link it, lads
Just liked my former co-worker's profile on Hinge.
>>199122779>Tfw no 6ft Serbian qt high jumping onto my penis
>>199122923the celtic race
>>199122867
>>199122923anon discovers dark haired rich people who can get expert skincare and tans
>>199122930>pooch>pou
>>199122924Well he was conscious between the first and second shots, probably not afterwards considering his brain got splattered over his wife
>>199122930you sound quite desperate ngl
dua lipa is fucking shit
>>199122642fuck off you boring bastard
>>199122969>you sound quite desperate ngl
spainmelt
>>199122923>>199122951He's at the centre of it all
>>199122975Fit tho
you now remember the wellerman
>>199122992the special needs one
Love a woman burping on my cock as she farts in my face.
>>199122940
>>199123007would rather have a wank not even joking
>spainmong seething OP cause his wife is uglier
>>199122992lol what ran past him
>>199122951Lmao was just reading about this the other day
>>199122928Oh shit that's true. I apologise.>>199122654What are you playing at you ARSE
>>199122930Only ever shagged one former coworker, she was a chubbo. Shame because I work at a luxury clothes company, we have so many fit women it hurts.
>>199123030very niche but i like it
why are the beat and general public two different bands when as far as I could tell they have the same members
couldn't pay me to endure glastonbury
Need his farts.
>>199123045spainwogs wife is his anime pillow lol
>>199123054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
>>199123007Corr, peng as
One Direction and Wanted
>>199123061Incels such as we are forbidden from shagging the prime stock.
>would rather have a wank not even joking
whats the difference between kino, sovl and comfy?
>>199123054Cheers, lad
>>199123088Hes not really the anime type is he?
Peng hapa birds
Enlightenment is realising that you're a cunt and the kids who bullied you in school had a point
Got the Inspector Gadget theme tune stuck in my head.
>>199123007Bad picture, she is fit, that doesn't show it well
worst thing you've ever done?
>>199122754>Please be respectful.Oh dear, you missed that "rule," didn't you. Looks like you're not actually that bothered about strict rule adherence. So why are you banging on about the rules?
*walks in a straight line to Makkah*
>>199122912Who are also pineapple-looking?
Who is this shit cunt?
>>199123120ill tell you what they have in common instead. they're all terms used by utter runts
>>199123120
>>199123065dunno. had many a wank over alicia silverstone in clueless thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqJR7lhsHYQ
>turn on glasto coverage>wogs rapping on a rainbow stage>turn off glasto coverage
Another evening I'll be sitting reading in between your linesBecause I miss you all the time~
>>199123120you just know it in your heart
>>199123164Threw my shit at someone.
>>199123170Respectful of foreign cultures. Not of fuckwit poltards like you.
>>199123164don't know but it'll be to myself
Can't survive as Holland for more than five minutes in EU4 lads, oh my days.
>>199122779I was the smallest lad in my year, and came second at the high jump just because I was the only lad who could do the fosbury flop. The last who beat me broke the school record and went on to be a pro rugby player. Must've looked weird, this tiny kid and this massive kid competing for first place at the high jump.
Going to wind down for 6 hours and then go to sleepNo video games or anything. Might watch a movie and eat something.
Mental how Christianity and Islam is basically the same thing
>>199122728John Kaspersky flying missiles in my neighbourhood at the site of this
Pengstein
>>199123164i pissed through someone's letterbox once while steaming. it was only mid afternoon as well so they could have heard the noise and come to see what it was, just seeing my little pecker poking through
got that 2016 feeling
199123259Not up for this debate today.Awful bait anyways.
Wanted to shag Lauren Laverne for the best part of 20 years
fuck sake
>>199123259Are you trying to bait diego out of hiding?
>>199123254Do you have any movie recommendations?
i'm calm nowi'll calm downbut i'm shaking
depressed as anything ladsgot a date lined up tomorrow but i dont think im in any state to go
>>199123323I'll step in for you ladIs she fit?
>>199122900me when the missus is bent over the sink doing the dishes
>>199123253just remembered school records were a thing
SCREAMING turns out the slag prison officer who shagged the inmate is actually married to a black fella and cucked himBelgian cuck seethinghttps://x.com/MrMeerkatt/status/1806695660575449296
>>199123253is this a tarq thingnobody ever did a high jump at my school
>>199123281Mental how close she is to being a perfect 10/10Unfortunately she has no waist and her chebs are a cup too small
Mad how every country in the world is going right and we're going left, absolutely cursed island
dua lipa more like ugly munter
>>199123321What happened, mate?
tbf i'd take pj harvey over dua lipa
>>199123304i need a fucking drink after all this excitement*pours myself a glass of milk*
>>199123281Fittttttt
I'm sure the prison guard slag will be fine. Just like the yank one who got half a million dollars after shagging all of those cops
>worships the same god just has a different prophet
>>199123357oh my DAYSIt's OVER for BBC posters
>>199123374>starmer >leftplease
mad how crimea is our clay
>>199123232That's not what it says. Are you writing the rules as you go now? And even if it did mean that, you don't complain when you see people being disrespectful of other cultures in here. Stop acting like you care about the rules. There's one guideline that happens to suit you, so you're using it to stop people saying what you don't want them to say. Pathetic.
>>199123357so she's brazilian? is it brazilian culture to do what she did?
>>199123357OMDS
>>199123390didn't get made a boilermaker :(
>>199122676I'm starting to think you're just overthinking the concept of 'friend'.If it's a person that shows up where you are that has the same interests and will support you in a time of need then it's a 'friend'.This is part of a greater theory that you've developed that's just 'normies tend to view things in a very one dimensional way, don't overthink it'
>>199123409>worships the same godChristians have no reason to accept this from Muslims
>>199123358It was only for sports day.
>>199123357Fuck sake lad we been having a comfy thread without spainwog shitting it up with his boring incel shite.
Grim Grimsby Dad of three jailed for corpse sex in mortuary
>>199123304Mental how Putin shagged his boipucci
>>199123318Recent movies i watchedChildren of Men - pretty good, got that British indie movie feeling3:10 to Yuma (2007) - Solid modern remake. Good acting ofcourse with the cast on hand.Fury - Honestly wasnt much of a fan. Few good characters and honestly just a bit sick of americans.
>>199123357i mean the inmate definitely looked mixed
>>199123416mental. makes sense now, the ukraine support that is
>>199123323Watch a comedy film/stand up set to try and boost your mood.You'll probably never see her again if you bail on tomorrow. She agreed to go out with you, thats a good thing - might as well see if she's decent company
ya da shags dead bodies
>>199123417>That's not what it says.Yes it is.
Mental how Ireland and England are basically the same, ladsBoth enjoy the cans
mental we live on an island
>>199123357sex is disgusting
feel old when people are talking about movies I watched over a decade ago
channel 4 undercover?
Mental how the link doesn't work please upload a webm of the prison guard shagging the prisoner
>>199123476Why did you start your sentence with 'i mean'? Are you a poof? A woman perhaps?
>>199123428Oh fuck's sake, lad… fuck's sake… come here… *hugs you firmly*
Might just wind down for a few years. Got loads of time. Might eat something in the meantime.
>>199123499no we don'tbe quiet
>>199123358not him, went to Grammar school and we did high jump a few times.
just want to say that newstalk in ireland had a reporter go undercover to a protest to try to start something but they failed and got caught, but one of the people with him was english sent over here. so the same could be happening in britain.
What in the FUCK is going on over there (and yes obviously she's white)
>>199123496Based, need all white countries to forget our differences and link up
>>199123528kek
>>199123473I saw the first two although I barely remember Yuma's plot. I do remember enjoying it though.Fury just looks shite to me.
>>199123540You've spilt half the bottle you muppet
why women cant stop shagging inmates?
Lads, i'm going a deep rabbit hole here with this sims game
>>199123562Isn't this just the plot of that emma stone porno?
>>199123153Ktim
>>199123499An island of despair.
>>199123578That's actually the squirt from his girlfriend as she gets railed by jamal halfway across the room
>>199123571I remember from random thing like a video game someone said in a soi face kind of way "OMG ITS JUST LIKE FURY" and it kind of put me off ever watching it.Very weird because it came out 10 years ago and i remember when it came out but i never watched it.
>>199123540the duppy share?
>>199123562they're gonna hook him up with an elon neuralink and his first words will be bring my white bitch back!
Ya see, /brit/, here's the thing. In this business, the fact of the matter is, it's about dimes.
where did it go
>>199123499Is really, doesn't feel like one does it
>>199123490It says "please be respectful." You added the "of foreign cultures" bit because you made yourself look like a tit.
been diagnosed with insanity me
Wheres Mousey?Wheres Diego?Wheres Mikey?
>>199123659underwater x
>>199123671No it says>This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.
>>199123677all gone to glasto together
wonder what kind of tit he looks likesomething wankable hopefully
>>199123640B+ player
>>199123677Ah you mean 190? He's here
>>199123686they should make dams and reclaim it
dua lipa looking fit
if a male guard ever shagged a female inmate, you wouldn't see video of it. Instead, you'd see video of his public execution
>>199123624It looks like a poor man's Saving Private Ryan. The little wimp becomes a hero at the end after getting his fellow soldiers killed and all that shite.
>>199123659Wonder what kind of stuff is down there
Reckon i should name my first born hapa child after one of /brit/s hall of fame
>>199123723wearing a chamois leather from her dad's car wash
>>199123671When your mum says "My arse is a bit sore from the last 40 men. Please be careful" I don't go easy on her cunt
>>199123659>Dogger Island>Dogger hillsOur lord and saviour drowned the degenerates, hallelujah
Sex may be illegal but eating their poo isn't, just saying. Even straight from the bum. Not illegal. So I'm just saying that.
>>199123717it would shut off a large number of continental european ports including some of their largest ones and economically destroy the- actually lets dam it and reclaim it
>>199123751Name him mousenonce
>>199123767>Sex may be illegalIt is, unless one of you underage or retarded
>>199123767Drake?
the 80s and 90s look so comfy. looks just like today but without the social media and all the wogs
They play The Strokes on classic rock stations now
>>199123690Yes. And calling someone a retard is not being respectful.
>>199123751What kind of Asian did you shag?
>>199123808And the rule is about respecting other cultures, retard
>>199123789you are saying sex is legal unless someone is underage or retarded, what?
>>199123742That + all the "meaningful quotes" littered across the film. It really is.Its funny because i literally watched both films for the first time within a month of eachother.Actually hated both films but tolerated certain themes and moments.
Might start crying if those two lads keep on arguing
>>199123802There were some browns, but it was okay to mock and bully them back then. We had one paki kid in our school and a running joke was that he was so poor he got a cup for his birthday
>>199123659back of the sofa
honestly his freedom feels like it was memoryholed and it happened this week
>>19912380290s was insanely comfy, feel bad for lads who didn't get to experience it
Most autisitc thing about me?Been calling dadberg by his first name since I was 3 because I saw Bart doing it to Homer in the Simpsons and thought it was the funniest thing I had ever seen and just never stopped.People at school thought I came from a broken home.
gooning as we speak
>>199123829Yes
>>199123757Not very respectful is it? I take it you're not too bothered about the rules. Me neither.
Lads, this sims game is fucking greatI got mods to give my sim the doleAnd he's on the cansThis is the greatest thing ever
anyone watching are dua?
>>199123842no need to cry, they made up
>>199123854Not very respectful is it? I take it you're not too bothered about the rules. Me neither.
Siobhan back in the Sugababes, serious reunion
>>199123850Very weird how low key it was, some people have said all those Democrat emails got deleted as well, no idea how to check that though
>>199123853>90s was insanely comfy>t. Nostalgiamong
>>199123875mate you've had your arse handed to you, give it a rest now
>>199123886Nice boobs
>>199123854That's quite funny. I've got a YouTube playlist of about 3000 webcams and I only ever look at anything in the first 200 or so
No but to get back on track, it's not illegal. You know. There are lines. But erm, eating their poo is not illegal.
>>199123890just like the time don invited joe over to the whitehouse for a home made octopus dinner
>Not very respectful is it? I take it you're not too bothered about the rules. Me neither.
>>199123827Where does it say that? It doesn't. It says please be respectful. And do you see people observing this rule anywhere on here? Do people complain that this rule is being broken? Nope. So windy your neck in you sad sack of shit. Whining about the rules. Get a grip. Report me if you're so offended by politics in your precious /brit/, to which you contribute fuck all except pathetic whining.
Is it weird as a zoomer born in 2002 to have experienced the 00s and early 10s as a discount 90s?I just remember everything being shit from the 90s, movies, video games, texhnology, music, etc.I didnt even come from a poor family we just didnt bother
wondering why i ever stopped drinking lads. will probably remember tomorrow
Consider myself a rather chill person but I genuinely legitimately strongly believe that dropshippers should be strung up and hung to death
>>199123841Funny. My cousin hates Saving Private Ryan as well but I think it's alright.
Wonder if Carol Vorderman will continue her fight for government transparency and against corruption when the Labour Party are in power
>Female prison officer who was 'love bombed' by convicted rapist into sham romance and smuggled drugs into jail breaks down in tears as she is put behind bars for four yearsnot being a sexist but why are all women retarded?
>>199123953Should be practicing the art of hanging yourself pal
>>199123925Pretending you won the argument doesn't make you right, it makes you look like an underage twat. Learn to read.
Rorkey's Special Sunday Menu (£11.99)
>>199123951Here I was thinking the SDP was becoming a serious party.
>>199123951Imagine his head being crushed by a hydraulic press. Slowly. You can hear the skull giving way for a good ten minutes before is caves in, and even then it is slowly pressed in like a sponge while the lad spazzes out and screams and pisses and shits everywhere.
Can’t be doing with reform after the Putin love and the racismI’m either voting labour or I’m not voting at all
>>199123955>Where does it say that?Right here>This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.See >>199123757 for the applicable logic
>>199123890Biden shoulda brought out his weed nigga side last nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hR3NQmCZU
>>199123933>I've got a YouTube playlist of about 3000 webcams and I only ever look at anything in the first 200 or sogenuinely no idea what this sentence meanswhat do you mean 3000 webcams?
>>199123989and people say reddit isn't funny cmon man
>>199123995driven purely by emotions
got the Our Lady Peace on
>>199123802can't remember the 80s but the 90s yes
>>199123951He looks exactly like the kind of person who would cry that the rules are being broken.
>>199123889Going to put her on now Dadberg's asleep
>>199123995nah they're just beautiful and need to be protected basically
>>199123854We never progressed past mummy/daddy in our house. Now that I'm an adult, I basically never address my parents because I feels awkward to say mummy/daddy, mum/dad (feels so weird saying it), or their first names. I just always have to make eye contact with them, never call for them.
>>199123957If you were born after 9/11 you never experienced the good times
>Canslad what did you do on the weekendI played a game for girls and made myself and was an alcoholic on the dole for a whileNot looking forward to telling the toil-fu that one
funny guy
>>199124030DC;VR
>>199123995>>Female prison officerthis phrase is becoming almost as much trouble as "female teacher, insert_age_here"
>>199123995women act based on their emotion in that moment. it's why they should never be in decision-making roles
>>199124039Alri Chris Benoit
>>199123957You didn't experience the early 00s either you fucking fetus. You barely experienced the latter 00s. Just accept that you are a 2010s childhood mong.
>>199124055Good man
>>199124054>after 9/11FOY
>>199123945What if you get sexual benefit from eating their poo, seems like sexual.contact with a minor, especially if you ate it from their bum.
>>199124030Still voting Reform.
why arent there more films about the Falklands?
>>199124106Not woke enough
>>199124042>>199124007 ya ragin lmao
>>199124050this is true but it also includes protecting them from themselves sometimes
>>199124051That's fucking rancid. Anyone over the age of ten calling their parents "mummy" and "daddy" needs to be shot. Fucking weird incestuous cunt.
Labour are a racist party pass it on
the gay porn demons keep dragging me down
>>199124077Alri millenial tranny
>>199124030Literally just watched a video where are Nige said that he doesn't like Putin and that Putin is a bad man
Will vote for whatever party puts Gazprom back on the London stock exchange so I can finish my trade from 2022
>>199124090It is what it is, the world changed forever after America got arsefucked by Bin Laden
after 11/9
>>199123909>t. wasn't there
>>199124135sounds like one of them deep fakes
>>199124114think he stated he no longer says that x
Got 8 ciders 3 beers and 3 bags inAll will be gone by 6-8am
>>199124114>>199124051I call my parents mummy and daddy when speaking to them but I refer to them as mum and dad to others
I would play wow if it didnt have a subscription
>>199124096Never said anything about a minor. "Sexual benefit" is not a real term. But urrr, yeah I don't know if eating it straight from the bum makes an errr, difference.
>>199124135Same>>199124030Based Nigel. Shall be voting Reform on the 4th.
>>199122756Hamilton comes from old english Hamela and tun
>>199124162alri baa baa
>>199124030I just can't bring myself to vote for them because their candidates seem like nonces
>>199124051
>>199124171Shall be voting labour to cancel out your vote
>>199123957Nah that's exactly what it was
>>199124032yooooo
>>199124077hello 2016mong, back from the dead are we
>>199124165After I stopped calling my parents mummy and daddy, I call them my mum and my dad, never just mum and dad, even when talking to siblings
>>199124200>>199124200>>199124200
>>199124051>>199124165OH MY DAYS IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE HAHAHAHA
>>199124209>>199124209>>199124209
Voting Corbyn
>>199124123Born late '98, cunt. I don't even know if I'm a zoomer or a millenial. But I know that even I barely experienced the early 2000s. Late 00s? Yes. But lets not pretend that any of us were really taking note of much before our sixth birthday at the earliest.
>>199124106not much going on over there
>>199124106Not really much to tell. Galtieri chanced his arm and got blown the fuck out. Reckon the lads who took part in the actual fighting would rather just forget about it and not have it glamourised.
>>199124106Does the Falklands War have enough content to justify a film?
>>199124035Like loads of different webcams from around the world, don't know how else to explain it
>>199124076
>>199124031It doesn't say be respectful of foreign culture. You're adding that bit because you want to pretend you care about the rules. Which would be sad enough. But doing it because you saw a conversation two people having about politics and it upset you is monumentally sad. Just admit you didn't like the political views being expressed, cried about it, and then shut the fuck up. The rules. Report it then. Baby.
>>199124035there are terms you can search on youtube that give you live feeds of random webcams that were set up with their default setting and are unencrypted, or however that works
>>199124110I'm not the one crying that the rules were broken.
about to cum
how longs it take to validate your wages
