Olivia Rodrigo edition
trumps porn star arc has been quite funny ngl
Oh you fucking WANKER, ladYou better be on the cans
real thread>>199124209>>199124209>>199124209
Are Dua looking peng
>>199124200Nugbiansbdelught HAHAHAH BBC32
>>199124209NEED a guinness pint gf
>>199124265stop that, ladit's not a spaino thread so there's nothign wrong with itfair is fairbut he' better be on the cans like the rest of us
>>199124267
time for a stable diffusion wank
all you have to do is make a woman feel good in the moment and she'll shag your lights out
>>199124287Corr, miss are Harriet like you wouldn't believe
HAHAHAH THEYRE ARE REALLY FAGGOTS HERE SAYING MUMMY AND DADDY PAST THE AGE OF 7
never been to a pubnever been to a clubnever been to a bar
>>199124303Once you pop to AI, you won't be able to stop
Rock on Smackdown tonight lads
I was just worried for her health, thought I saw blood in the poo. Just tasted it to put my mind at ease.
>>199124200Not posting in this jf thread with a jf harlot in the op
alright you can stop now
Corr, some lovely middle-class fannoix at Glasto
Rank em
>>199124200the muse
Google doesn't correct you when you search 'are Nige' and it knows that you mean Nigel FarageI like to imagine it had so many of 'are Nige' searches that it grew tired and gave up correcting the user hahaha x
>>199124315King Charles referred to the late Queen liz as mummy in his speech
GO WESTLIFE IS PEACEFUL THEREGO WESTIN THE OPEN AIRGO WESTWHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUEGO WESTTHIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
dayabadayaa widda dow daya
The ratio speaks
>>19912438834512Your turn
Ate my friend's poo out of the toilet once when we were in a room with an en suite together on holiday. I guess we were about 15/16. Walked around in my pants and bent over a lot to try and get him interested but eating his poo out of the en suite bog when he forgot to flush was as intimate as we got :/
>>199124331Unfortunately it won't be 1 millionth as good as this
>early threadCareful, janny's pet is lurking ready to start crying about the rules again. Oh wait, there's only one rule she cares about, and it's the one protecting her fee fees from the mean politics conversation nobody asked her to join.
>>1991243883 then 4 why even bother with the rest?
>>199124416one milly?
>>199124411Kwab
used to know a cunt called harris
>>19912438842315
>>199124381Need the "the news" embedded link.
>>19912438854312
>>199124381Done us
>>199124388too old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5Yk7p1-1sdrumfp
>>199124411We no longer pay £350 million a week in EU membership fees. How was Nige wrong about that?
Remember when Nigel Farage led the country for the last 8 years? Neither do i.
SAY IT LOUDSAY IT PROUDFIND JAY SLATER
>>1991243884,3,1,2,5>>1991244144,3,2,1
>>199124447
>>1991244141 is fucking beautiful, jesus
>>1991243882>3>4>>>>>1>5
The results are in.https://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>>199124394Based Jewgle
Dua's Kevin Parker produced album should have been a lot better than it was
>>1991244144312
>>1991244271 and 2 are still cute
>>199124388ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly
Vote Reform
So Donald Trump is inevitable is it, feels like the US is like Germany in 1932
about to cum
>>199124531
>>199124407>Sword LadBit low even by the Sun's standards really.
keep your eyes peeled for a great gimmick im about to post lads
>>199124477QRD?
Had a wank to a Japanese lady doing a massive constipation poo and feel like I've crossed the Rubicon
>>199124565Is it about cans, lad?
>>19912438825314
>>199124508Didn't know this was a thing, might give it a listen
any socially conservative communists in?
>>199124586
>>199124587just keep the eyes peeled lad
>>199124407Sword lad, absolutely cackling at that, fucking SWORD LAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
>>199124596
>>199124531Ahahaha fuckin cucks>https://twitter.com/TiceRichard/status/1805350207812469022
>>199124586all this doesnt phase us, but simply call them a wog and look at how much they cry
Swordlad sounds like a /brit/ gimmick
>>199124628Not clicking that. If you need twitter to prove a point then nah mate... NAH
>>199124614it's just rare chicken. don't see a problem here
swordlad
smoking that boris pack
Give me 10 seconds in a room alone with Employed Woman
>go into the kitchen for a toothpick>come out of the kitchen with a packet of crisps and a box of maltesers and no toothpickbrain is absolutely fried lads. dementia-level memory retention.
Get the swords posted
I'd rather Miley Cyrus be out there singing she's a much better singer than Dua
>>199124500hmmm
i want to fuck, no i NEED to
Kings will be kingsPawns will be pawns
Heard from the newspaper that Swordlad bit the bucket, RIP literal little nigger
Dadberg claims he didn't know who Dua Lipa was and wouldn't recognise Taylor Swift
pua shita
We have beautiful lakes in America folks, beautiful mountains yes we do. I've watched very closely. Why we are here? Of course American lakes and mountains for American citizens that's just how we do in America. What would be if not for our lakes and mountains. Terrible thing, I'm telling you right now folks.
Swordlad last posted on /brit/ in 2019
>>199124381i used to make the news all the time.but i kept making them early and they got deleted aha xx
>>199124720why he called sword lad
>>199124708what about king prawns
the so-called resultsfuck off am i voting conservative
https://youtu.be/1AQ3hDsXHqM?si=c5gZovgETfZxgt7OCurrent listening
>>199124742reckon they'll be king prawns
i won't hesitateto detonatei'm short fuse
>>199124744didn't realise ukip was still a thingwhat the fuck is reclaim?
>>199124741Got mogged by a sword he did
>landslide mentioned
Are UKIP still a thing? What do they do?
might move to rural Indonesia and teach English to primary school girls
>>199124744Thought it said Tinder under Animal Welfare Party and was like "ooooooh hello" haha
my bollocks are brokenmy bollocks need reform
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vutMU7tNHs
>>199124826roll
>>199124826:DDD
>>199124784Would be funny if the exit poll image was of an old man pulling open their rectal cavity
>>199124826
>>199124798Don't fancy SEAmonkeys
>>199124826they see my rollin
>>199124394Based af
Lads, I'm so sorry!I forgot ask!Cans?
>>199124847reroll fuck israel
>>199124826one vatican nun please
>>199124883Paki
>>199124869Not tonight, not for me. I've got a few Guinness left but had too many yesterday and now I feel too rough.
>>199124869drinking gay rum
>>199124826where's the gabagool
Mad how they made pop music good again
>Paki
listening to gangsta nigga music
>>199124937Literally me
>reborn in chinaah, so suicide until respawn in normal country
>>199124948good lad
>>199124968fuck dat hoe smoke dat weed
>>199124962Why? China is good. Might move there.>>199124932>>199124948You will NEVER be black
>>199124869I'm having a glass of Powers and then moving onto a four pack of lager
listening to Rain Sound On Window with Thunder Sounds | Heavy Rain for Sleep, Study and Relaxation, Meditation at volume 100
Gayest thing I've ever done was about two years ago when there was a heatwave and I was with the lads (me and my two best mates) playing Fifa and CoD. We stripped down to our pants (underwear for our yank friends) because there was a big heatwave going on. Then for a laugh we decided to just go full on naked while we gamed. One of them as it turns out has a gigantic knob. And I mean that it is six inches and thick while completely soft. And the other has a nice one too. Basically, at the sight of them I slowly got hard. Never even thought I was gay until that point, still don't think I am, really. Had to just explain that the heat made me a bit pent up and that I hadn't had any fanny in a while. Well, long story short, they both ended up getting hard too, and we all just sat there playing Fifa while sporting throbbing erections. Turns out my mate with the soft six incher is a solid thick fucking eight inches erect. Luckily me and my other mate were matched with our hard sixes, so noone was left to be completely mogged. We just reasoned that the sight of another lad's boner must have some sort of catalyst effect for lads around them.In any case, nothing much came of it. We just put clothes back on after a couple of hours when we were done gaming and going home. Had a furious fucking wank while keeping the fresh image of their naked bodies and hard cocks in my head, and what might have happened, and I've always had a bit of a gay side since. But nothings come of any of it. Sort of hoping it might happen again one day and maybe something will happen, I don't know, I'm not gay but... it's just an interesting thought.
wndyremtratsby
>>199124826Poo
enjoyable set from Dua
>>199125026poof
might turn into a woman and get a black bf
>>199125026>Gayshan't read past these three letters
Hasta luego.Wagwan to the man called Diego.
Rem Tratsby
Dua and Tame Impala fucking hell
Gayest thing I've ever done was about two years ago when there was a heatwave and I was with the lads (me and my two best mates) playing Fifa and CoD. We stripped down to our pants (underwear for our yank friends) because there was a big heatwave going on. Then for a laugh we decided to just go full on naked while we gamed. One of them as it turns out has a gigantic knob. And I mean that it is six inches and thick while completely soft. And the other has a nice one too. Basically, at the sight of them I slowly got hard. Never even thought I was gay until that point, still don't think I am, really. Had to just explain that the heat made me a bit pent up and that I hadn't had any fanny in a while. Well, long story short, they both ended up getting hard too, and we all just sat there playing Fifa while sporting throbbing erections. Turns out my mate with the soft six incher is a solid thick fucking eight inches erect. Luckily me and my other mate were matched with our hard sixes, so noone was left to be completely mogged. We just reasoned that the sight of another lad's boner must have some sort of catalyst effect for lads around them.In any case, nothing much came of it. We just put clothes back on after a couple of hours when we were done gaming and going home. Had a furious fucking wank while keeping the fresh image of their naked bodies and hard cocks in my head, and what might have happened, and I've always had a bit of a gay side since. But nothings come of any of it. Sort of hoping it might happen again one day and maybe something will happen, I don't know, I'm not gay but... it's just an interesting thought
well shit they got their money's worth at glasto
what's the gayest thing you've ever done?
>>199125149oh nice. did they boot that talentless slag off stage and get someone decent on?
How she singing his song better than she was singing her own songs
This is utterly disgraceful election interference from Elon Musk and X. British voters need to know the truth.
>>199125169Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo. Need to eat her poo.
Very depressing
>>199125149Reckon there's an alternate timeline where my band became mega successful and I played Glastonbury this year and did loads of drugs and sex and that.
>>199125216watching the tv with ur gf experience
>>199125159Read this post
>>199125169mashallah
There’s literally at least 3 joe bidens undeniable at this point
>>199125154might be the gayest post ive ever read on brit
>>199125169spoiler that hog
>>199125159Gayest thing I've ever done was about two years ago when there was a heatwave and I was with the lads (me and my two best mates) playing Fifa and CoD. We stripped down to our pants (underwear for our yank friends) because there was a big heatwave going on. Then for a laugh we decided to just go full on naked while we gamed. One of them as it turns out has a gigantic knob. And I mean that it is six inches and thick while completely soft. And the other has a nice one too. Basically, at the sight of them I slowly got hard. Never even thought I was gay until that point, still don't think I am, really. Had to just explain that the heat made me a bit pent up and that I hadn't had any fanny in a while. Well, long story short, they both ended up getting hard too, and we all just sat there playing Fifa while sporting throbbing erections. Turns out my mate with the soft six incher is a solid thick fucking eight inches erect. Luckily me and my other mate were matched with our hard sixes, so noone was left to be completely mogged. We just reasoned that the sight of another lad's boner must have some sort of catalyst effect for lads around them.In any case, nothing much came of it. We just put clothes back on after a couple of hours when we were done gaming and going home. Had a furious fucking wank while keeping the fresh image of their naked bodies and hard cocks in my head, and what might have happened, and I've always had a bit of a gay side since. But nothings come of any of it. Sort of hoping it might happen again one day and maybe something will happen, I don't know, I'm not gay but... it's just an interesting thought.
>>199125228AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHreap what you sow
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199125228
but why
>>199125228>The blogger had built a huge has built a huge followingdid they have a stroke?
>>199125228Based Elon. Did they think doxxing was within the rules? Or that the rules don't apply because they're "fighting fascism?"
>>199125282I wouldn’t care if my kid was gay but I wouldn’t want a fag
Tonight's kino
>>199125228alri david
>>199125244Think about this a lot but I have no musical talent, would have to be the Bez
>>199125282Wonder how much he bums that kid in the bender shirt.
Howling.
>>199125228>British voters need to know the truth.Raw Egg Nationalist isn't standing for parliament so I'm not sure why that's relevant to the general election
Dadberg is tolerating Dua and he hates everything
>>199124500Waste of time quiz.
mad how shit working is and how much better things were under lockdown when everyone was not working apart from the runts
>can paddy reported me to the janny for calling him a cuckookek what a sensitive little bitch
>>199125299>do retarded, pointless, obviously extremely dangerous stunt>someone diesohhh wow ohh what a tragedy oh no who could have seen this coming
///semiformal.greedy.pioneer
> a Latina mutt with a black husband cheating and cucking him with a white Muslim man in prison Yes this is a real story kek the uk is over
>>199125373Please don't talk about work, it's friday
>>199125338He's trooning that 10 year old kid out for celebrity headpats.
>>199125376FOSYEG
>>199125318The musical talent is an overrated aspect of musical success, depending on the genre. The Sex Pistols only formed a band because they opportunistically nicked a load of musical instruments and decided to try to play them instead of selling them.
>>199124826lets see
getting my mullet chopped off tomorrow lads. what's a good haircut i should get?
>>199125361I always presumed these bodybuilder right lads were lads in normal shape.
willard is done in
Goblins= JewsJews = Goblins
watching raging bull
>>199125373Sorry tarq, but society requires work to be performed and not just being sat at home watching porn sending emails
>>199125473
>>199125312https://youtu.be/ZepIglwdEyE?si=Q4jiv1d_obqDXOvv
>>199125482Love killing these cunts in hogwarts legacy
>>199125513Absolutely ancient pic
>>199125502*kicks your snout as it barbles this shite through the bars of the runt cage*quiet it down
How many times does Biden need to embarrass himself before the democrats decide to replace him with a different candidate?
Remember my underage looking twink days when I'd often get lecherous stairs from men in the pub and on the street. In one pub I frequented with my dad I got a lot of attention. Was unnerving and a bit scary if I'm honest. I did enjoy this one lad's attention in college, tall lad who'd smack me on the bum every now and then. Not even gay I was just really flattered. Don't really get those looks anymore. I look more my age and have filled out a bit. Have to admit I sometimes kind of miss it though. Don't think I'd want it back because it felt a bit scary sometimes but yeah I miss it, and I kind of get why women are a bit precious about being looked at sometimes.
>>199125488your dad gets front row seats to that every saturday when he uses his teeth by accident
wahey parties are all in full swing by now, cant wait to hear what madness you lads are getting up to aha
>>199125546why australia cares about what's happening in us
>>199125369um
>>199125482love killing these cunts outside of lumbridge
If there's multiple Joe Bidens why do they keep using the shite oneDo they have any of them in storage that will denounce Israel's genocide on Palestine
Need a tall fat middle aged beared black man to burp in my face.
>>199125591lol mjust u wait ladddd x
reform? more like turkeys voting for bloody xmas! fucking gaggle of deluded pasty shitgibbons
why would a man dance what would he get out of it
paper called Farage a racist he's fuckin' finished now
hi i talked to a person called homealoneeveryfridaynight here before does he still post here?
drinking this because it was on sale and it's great. tastes more expensive than it was
>>199125603I think they promote racemixing with aliens
>>199125546I reckon they've already decided to replace him and are waiting for the right time. Fresh new candidate, plus a deepfaked vid of Trump, plus a shit load of rigging. They still won't win, but they'll pretend they did and that Trump rigged it. It'll be hilarious. Can't wait.
Why are there so many Australians in California specifically?Met four today, one of them asked me a question and then told me he supposes it's like asking how long to piss a stream or string, not sure
>>199125632
love saving money ladsas soon as i get paid i move my money into my various accounts (lifetime ISA, investment ISA etc)
>>199125637he collected another pair of boobs for his collection
>>199125603Humans x Ogres/Lizard people
every time they cut to the audience it's of women dancing, gay men dancing or a man who is barely moving completely locked in looking at Dua. She has got to be a 10/10 in real life view.
Thevioleteverly got off social media? Cant find her insta
>>199125640It's like, fun and stuff?
>>199125637Is he...you know?
>>199125682INVESTINVESTINVESTARE YOU FUCKING NUTSINVESTINVESIIdiot. Fucking moron. You deserve to suffer.
>>199125640Are you being serious? I used to take ballet class and it's just good for the soul. Freedom, expression, graceful movement and exercise. Plus its a great place to meet women. And even though it's a totally different style it builds stabilizer muscles that will help with you with club dancing too. Having a girl come up to you and shout in your ear "OMG YOURE THE BEST DANCER HERE!!" is an incredible feeling
>>199125591Too old for parties now. Never enjoyed them anyway. Regret wasting so much time at them instead of staying in playing video games. Missed out on all sorts of games when they were released.
>>199125700diego
mad how saving actually takes things away from you in the present
>>199125659Yeah it's dece
one other thingspecial request
Lads, cans?
Bum play really isn't for me. I even got a five inch, fairly skinny dildo for my first time. Used tons of lube. Fingered myself a bit first. But it just burns to put it in. I've tried few times now. There is a certain nice feeling when your finger or the 'do pushes the prostate. It's weird, it's like when you're holding in a poo but it's more intense and pleasurable. But I just don't think my bum is cut out for it, just feels sore if I try to play with it properly. Oh well.
going to a gay orgy later tonight
seagullberg on a mad one
>>199125595Because a US presidential election is always guaranteed entertainment
Hold no ire towards Trump or Biden. In a way I feel for them. Two old fogies that should be playing golf or in a home, propped up in front of the American people to be mascots and puppets. It's quite obscene.
Do you reckon spaincunt ever actually says "that slaps" in real life? In his fat whiney northern-paki voice
>>199125771Fuck Timofey gonna do about it
>>199125761That where they keep him most of the time?
>>199125772You can see the moment her life changes at 15 seconds
>>199125771Can hear his voice from the YouTube things
>>199125813Imagine being his carer omds
nahhh why is this so cute though?
>>199125736don't care loli live at home so my only real necessary expenses are on my car for worki spend some money on games, buy some of my own food to help with muscle building, that's about it
>"Female teacher, Age"wrong'uns
>>199125772ugly bloke
>>199125812Hat
>>199125812they literally argued about who was the better golfer in their debate
>>199125881that's tonight's wank sorted x
>>199125812Trump at least chose to do it. He could walk away any time. Biden is obviously being controlled like a robot, and walks like one as well. Fucking president C3PO.
You wouldn't download a car
>>199125881
>>199125881this always happens whenever there is free mixing
>>199125913unfathomably based
>>199125941Nothing based about being trapped in a tiny enclosure
>>199125849Why? What happened? Is there a backstory or something?
just did a big horrid wet diarrhea shit
>>199125958pandas deserve it for being so pathetic
>>199125958no?
>>199125876Love this xxxx
>>199125992..yh
Just ate some delicious food
Working on a theory that the gradation between different levels of fit birds isn't actually that big and it's mostly about presentation
>>199126007What did you have?
>>199125963how is she so based
We all had that one kid who kept insects at school
>>199126012Can't wait to read it xBy the way, daddy will send your weekly stipend over on Monday rather than Sunday because he's off skiing with work, we'll top it up a bit to make up for it xx
>>199125963first time I've seen her with an england flag usually she's got the albanian one throwing up the double eagle
stuck on this fucking craphole island
MMTC
>>199126025Honey and garlic pork with rice and brocolli
ice cold glass bottle of coke right down the so-called gullet lads
feel like spainers can come up with a zinger every now and then but he often overthinks it and makes it shite
>>199126042I used to play with ants as a kid. I'd put one on a leaf and put the leaf in some water like a boat. Then one bit me and got mad at my mum for not telling me they can bite. I was crying from the shock of it, and my mum told me to stop being a baby so I put an ant on her and it bit her.
currently getting blacked
>>199124209>>199124209>>199124209
>>199126100That does sound nice. Might have myself a steak and chips with sprouts myself a bit later.
>>199126129You should be punished
>>199126172>>199126172>>199126172real noo
>>199126042That's not a fucking insect you spasctic that's a centipede you utter cretinous worthless drivelling retard.
Bump lol
