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Hello
this is fucking hilarioushttps://youtu.be/S0gDvuaxUh0
I need the most general American English to mimic religiously...Give me some YouTube channel that's interesting of someone who yaps and yaps and yaps, but in correct, general American English.Thank you!!!!
>>199126256Wuzzup
>>199126289https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QvcveeY9WKY
>>199126289i like how you sound, you sound alright brother man. what's all this interest in american english for anyways?
Do you guys ask chat lgbt to sugest the worst editions for a thread posible now?
>>199126162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVr-l2plai8
>>199126337What the fuck does it matter you fucking tranny nobody pays attention to the edition anyways
this is bullshit
>>199126337Our guiding hand has left
>>199126223from what i've seen, city people are actually chudding out about homelessness and how useless city councils have been in tackling it. everyone is just so tired of toothless policies. like, the ruling is shit but i hope it enables cities to try actually tackling the problem effectively.
>>199126334I want to get a PhD, teach somewhere nice, and maybe set up a YouTube channel. I watch lectures of this Indian guy to pass my exams, and the dude is a God but DAMN it his accent is infuriating and listening to it for hours is making me lose my sanity.I got inspired by him to teach, maybe in English too, so I want perfect pronunciation.It's much more than that, actually. I might never go through with my plans to teach or even get a PhD, but I feel a non-stoppable urge to maximize my English (and first language too).
lactose tolerance is an underappreciated gift desu desu
>>199126329I will never sound like him... I will always sound boring and foreign but holy shit I will try to listen to him 24/7 and hope that maybe some of the correct pronunciation/intonation/whatever will stick.
>>199126668Good luck afendi
is kratom worth trying?
>>199126628What’s positive about it
>>199126741Thanks, but a question, is his intonation/pronunciation/accent whatever socially acceptable? I get a gay vibe off him like he's feminine and I don't want to give off a soft vibe. I want to sound masculine. Not macho, but definitely not LGBTQSooo my point is, is his intonation normal or feminine?
>>199126790No. He just sounds like your average normie.
>>199126768i heard it's highly addictive and you can get horrible withdrawals if you become physically addicted to it, but I would say it's worth trying at least a few times.
>>199126776You can dump all kinds of milk products of any quantity, in your tummy, at any time of the day and never have to worry about diarrhea, bloating or lactaid.
I hate old "people" so god damn much brosIt's like talking to a retarded 10 year old except they believe that they "deserve" respect
>>199126768Kratom is the back liner of my napkin comedy routine sitting alongside salvia divinorum and synthetic spice for a good reason. It's a stupid ass meme-tier drug. Any situation where you want to buy kratom is a situation where you should buy weed.
>>199126833yeah its like $20 online and im not retarded enough to get addicted to something that will make me withdrawal like crazyany dosage recommendations?
>I get a gay vibe off him like he's feminineThere's nothing wrong with sounding feminine.
>>199126882>you should buy weed.not risking not passing a drug test
My employer is legally not allowed to fire me for smoking marijuana off the clock
Joe Biden just lost the fat votehttps://x.com/VLONEPREDATOR/status/1806517848111722713
>>199126991really intriguing that a scandinavian cares more about american politics than me, an american
I'm so tired of the old god fucking dammit bros when the hell are we getting a president who's under 50
>>199127064hoping the term after next is interesting
>>199127026>Finland>ScandinavianStupid dumb ass ignorant NIGGA
>>199127064clinton was pres 30 years ago and he's literally younger than both the candidates
>>199127090
>>199127094They were both in their 30s when Jimmy Carter, 52, became president
>>199126864I’m retarded and misread your original post as stating that lactose intolerance is a gift
Finland is not Scandinavian
>>199127173happens to the best of us
poggers
>>199127155>Sometimes also:Maybe if you're retarded
>>199127026I just follow it because it's hilarious. Your president literally shat himself. Literally.https://youtube.com/live/qqG96G8YdcE?t=1h16m22s
>>199126289Here you go ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjNiTIVNyoM
Good women do not exist. All are either sluts or OF whores or pornstars.
>>199127263Terminally online niggas be like
>>199127294It's over. There's no hope.
i have decided to start reading black clover because i want to read some b-tier shounen slop
>>199127263this isn't true and you know itthis is like saying all men are cheaters and scumbags, its a generalization
im thinking of walking into walmart to discuss my job application but idk how to go about this without sperging out
The good old days, the honest manThe restless heart, the Promised LandA subtle kiss that no one seesA broken wrist and a big trapezeOh, well, I don't mind if you don't mind'Cause I don't shine if you don't shineBefore you go, can you read my mind?
do they even run advertisements for toys anymore? are toys even a thing nowadays?
>>199127222now is sometime
sex with Emma Vigeland
This is Kaja Kallas, the prime minister of Estonia.
>>199127490No one can afford to have kids anymore, and Western countries’ population growth is sustained by importing adult jeets, but the toy industry has been able to carve out a niche among Redditor soyboy manchildren
>>199127648imagine holding her in bed and telling her how much you love her
>>199127712>imagine holding her in bed and telling her how much you love her
>>199127648yurotards be like "i follow your elections because they're hilarious" then vote for a woman
spiritually I'm patrick batemanmentally I'm ryan gosling
>>199126162At the clinic ngl
>>199127820Spiritually I'm Heath Ledger's JokerMentally I'm Joaquin Phoenix's Joker
>>199127648holy bursh...
>>199127828you good brah?
>>199127820and physically you're danny devito LOL
>>199127648Damn that's a pretty lady
>>199127883got his ass
>>199127883Danny Devito is married with kids, and went to prom with the tallest girl in his school
>>199127883>>199127908nah physically I unironically look like hughie from the boys
feeling pretty jacked up rn
Boobies and butts, boobies and buttsI just love boobies and butts
>>199127263I think you may have to touch the proverbial grass
>>199127976I'm gonna slap your moms proverbial ass
>>199127861YeaWorkberg sent me
'za is in the oven
>>199127263You're right but good men don't exist either No you aren't one This is the bed that society chose to lie in
Spiritually im chris hemsworth but fat and poor and a full foot shorter
>>199127976
I'm spiritually Ernest Borgnine
>>199127811Women can be pretty hardline politicians sometimes.We had a woman, pic related, as our home secretary (one of the top government positions) in the last couple of years. She was one of the most hardline members of the government, and was eventually sacked for being too hardline (she was criticising pro-Palestine protests in London).
Barefoot ladies seem to follow me around today
>>199127988You're not though, so stop lying
>>199128074this kind of ugly turns me on for some reason
>>199127649Grim. Paying for decent public schools and childcare isn't cheap but it beats having tribal nepotism displace native workers and losing decades of advances in women's rights and safety.
>>199128074>Braverman was born in Harrow, Greater London, and raised in Wembley.[2] She is the daughter of Uma (née Mootien-Pillay) and Christie Fernandes,[3] both of Indian origin,[4][5] who immigrated to Britain in the 1960s from Mauritius and Kenya respectively.
going to the auto collision repair shop monday morning bros. i hope it doesn't take too long to get my car fixed.
>>199128074the goldilocks zone of being ugly enough to learn competence in life but not too ugly to be a public figurehead makes for some BANGER women politicians
i got a job interview for mcwagies next week.
>>199128217good luck, cummy
I have sexual thoughts towards my aunt (she married into the family so it's not that bad)
>>199128217Good luck anon. Best thing about it is free mcslop for lunch
>>199128232i do too. recently we took a photo and her boob was pressing against my arm (we are blood related so I feel awful about it)
I hate my parents
>>199128217i fucking HATED my time at mcsticks but i wish you the best. the manager rotation really makes or breaks whether you're going to be having fun, how they handle rush hours mostly
>>199128217nice, get some free fries for your /cum/bros
>>199128285Do you like chicken nuggets?
>>199128328yes
>>199128153All of us have immigrant ancestors. Perhaps apart from anybody who lives in the specific part of Africa where humans began.
>>199128357kys paki scum
>>199128357Some of us were made by the wicked Yakub
been awake for almost 24 hours now, finally winding down
“Out of Africa” theory has been debunked.
>>199128528Time to implement "Back to Africa" then.
I'm not yakubite doe
wish i could be as cool as apu
nobody gives a shit about me
Yakub was a good man
>>199128628boo hoo nigga
>>199128636
>>199128247I don’t think they get free food, just a discount
>>199128628i do
>>199128628i care
>>199128379I think I will live so I can laugh at your pathetic seething>>199128397Perhaps.
>>199128647fuck you faggot>>199128667>>199128668No you dont you fucking liars
>>199128686i think they confused goth with furry
>iFag posts cringehmmm
i should explore and see if i have a dominant side to my sexuality
>>199128738you're on speakerphone boss
/drunk/ ask me anything
Guys what if fembois.... had vaginas?
>>199128782this picture makes me sad every time. she's so pretty why does she have to be a bop
>>199128773Do you like chicken nuggets?
>>199128314i will. i will make sure they are hot and fresh :D>>199128222>>199128247>>199128305ty bros
>>199128782I find this level of beauty painful and depressing to behold. If I spent every waking moment working towards it, a woman this beautiful would still never hold my hand. That is the meaning of pain.
pizza delivery incoming
>>199128855what kind of 'za?
>>199128840Objectivity disgusting, but I still eat them
>>199128870Extra sauce, light cheese, with bacon bits
>>199128773What are you drinking?
>>199128886Wtf
i reckon if you give a foid enough food and money it'd just follow you home
>>199128886>Extra saucebased. i do this too.
>>199128890Four roses and yuengling
>>199128907This is how it used to be before social media
zest ahh niggas, I order with extra cheese like my pockets and bank accounts!
this nigga filling his pockets with parmesan
I actually like reduced amount of sauce
>>199128905whats wrong
just sneezed
1-6 minutes remaining
>>199128946Not many get extra sauce and light on the cheese
>>199128980until the za is done?
>>199128987Cinnamon roll be slaying them hoes
>>199129005yes
>>199128985Right. I prefer the opposite
just ordered some kratom
/cum/ is pretty normie for a friday nightwho /druk/ here
>>199129023name?
>>199129021ermm what the sigma
>>199129030Gonna get high with the lads soon
>Gonna get high
>>199129030mind altering substances scare me. I've never used any. the worst i've done is coffee
>>199129030don't have any drinks now, but maybe i could get a sugar high by eating a lot of pop tarts at once.
I spoke to this Canadian girl that I really liked for over a year and then ghosted her. Meanwhile she sent me a few gifts, like this fridge magnet, letters, pictures, her clothing, etc. I feel bad man.
My apartment and living space are perfectly organized, clean and squared away. All my chores are done for the evening, and my work outfit is laid out for the morning. I just showered and shaved, all the laundry is folded and put away, and there's very little trash or dirty laundry at the moment. I have a good idea of what my reading projects will be over the next few weeks and months. My personal e-mail is empty and managed, and my call history and text history are all empty, just like I like it. The phone screen is black. Most apps on the phone are turned off apart from essential functions. The stuff that's turned off includes the contacts app, and of course location. Whenever I want to contact someone, I just punch in the number manually. I have just a small number of chores to see about over the next few weeks, and nothing urgent to do in the immediate future.I have enjoyed a nice vacation, and got a lot done. When I left my office it was clean and organized. Tomorrow I'll organize it again and get it back the way I like it. I just bought a new pair of autism shoes for work, and put in the odor-eaters. They wear comfortably so they'll be good for a year.
>>Gonna get high
>>199129079very good
>>199129073Did you get any used (non-soiled) panties then, that's the prize item I would think
>>199129079Nice essay faggot
>>199129085this image forgot about vooters
>>199129105She didn't send me any panties, but she sent me her scarf and winter hat, covered in her scent.
Psychiatrist keeps lying to people and saying I'm schizophrenic
>>199129134e.g. she had pictures where she was wearing the hat and scarf and she sent me those items.
starting to feel somewhat ashamed of looking so young in my late 20s
>>199129159why? thats a really good thing, embrace it
third rejected job application today
>>199129159Why?I'd be grateful to retain my youthful aura for so long
>>199129159Yeah get that milf pussy while you still got your lookst30 yr old who used to look 15 in his 20s
>>199129174at least they reject you instead of ghosting. or worse, when you call them and they lie and say "oh yeah we have your name on my desk riiiiight here!" fucker probably laughed his ass off after thinking I believed him
>>199129159trust me it's a lot harder to look younger than it is to look older
fucking faggots forgot half my fucking order
>>199129195:(
>>199129031Tortoise beetle
>>199129195well raise a stink about it!!!!
I work at chipotle. too many black people giving me problems
and the pizza wasnt even fresh not a single thing in my life can go right
So when incels from 4chan blame women, I just want you to know that sometimes men like me are the bad guys.
>>199129265Fuck off
Sometimes I think you guys don't know anything about Vulpes Lagopus
This general better be poppin' when I get back in 3 hours
>>199129261How do them blacks pronounce chee potl
>>199129261do you take free food
I'm a /cum/mernah jk i post in /brit/ like 95% of the time
Toxoplasmosis causes yellow fever, the science is settled
>>199129165>>199129175because i get mistaken for a child but it's the only option i have since i'm a manlet so if i hit twink death i'll be bullied to suicide by society >>199129191yeah and i put a lot of effort into it too but now its embarrassing to reveal my age
>>199129292Go back
>>199129278I saw one in Alaska, but it was summer so it had its summer coat
>>199129195>>199129262tfw life is lifing again
>>199129291employees get a free meal after every shift. and we get to make it ourselves so you know what that means
>>199129298Sniff
>>199129306nah
>>199129185i wish lol
>>199129298those soles…
>>199129274I'm a bad guy.
waiting for my wingies to draft before I open up my booze
He came back and delivered the other half of my order
>>199129346lol, you've given up haven't you
I fried my brain on astronomical amounts of LSD years ago. I'm completely sober even from caffeine now. Thing is I feel like I'm high all the time. A good investment, methinks.
I'm a bad guy anons, I completely screwed this girl over after making her fall in love with me.
>>199129393Just don't do it again
>>199129375Based and sloppilled
stop responding to mousenonce
Dont pray for a gf. pray for a way to stop wanting a gf
>>199129393It's much worse the other way around, girls get over that shit, men get scarred forever
>replying to the uk ratThere's a reason why brit never got rid of him
>>199129409That doesn't seem like mousey
Gonna hate myself the rest of the day for knocking over a glass of water. Also my floor is wet, but I deserve that
I'm empty inside
>>199129393Do it to another girl
I look like this.
>>199129455there is no use crying over spilled milk>Also my floor is wet, but I deserve thatcan your self esteem go ANY lower??
>>199129466I can fix that. Wit this 9mm and this 22
woe to you pharisees, hypocrites
>>199129472walmnart...
Almost wank-o'clockGoon station is primed
Mousey made this general reflexively apprehensive towards brit flags
>>199129455just when i thought you couldn't be anymore stupider
You must speak with the oracle at Delphi!
I'm a very slow walker and there's nothing wrong with that
splish splash
>>199129472Me af
>>199129466Call it
>>199129490/cum/ has ALWAYS been anti br*t
I want you to kill me
>>199129503No fuck you I hate slow walkersI bet you take up the whole sidewalk and make it difficult for normal walkers to pass by
>>199129467This isn't the first one I've done it to, but this one hat hit me pretty hard because she was decent and wanted kids wit me and all that.
>>199129490I have the same effect on women and children, for no reason whatsoever!
I feel like I've legit gained 10 lbs over the past week. Thankfully I was down to 137 lbs so it should still be daijoubu.
>>199129527We need more Greenland posters
niggas be like> i believe in the power of friendship...it's mei'm niggas
>>199129546How tall are you?
>>199129503freak
>>199129532i just walk at my usual leisurely pace whether people are near me or not.
Wonder if I'd get arrested for smuggling Levi's into Russia...
>>199129571based
Community is still the funniest tv show I've ever seen
>>199129529Nafri says that everyday.
>>199129586I'm worse than him
>>199129575cope speedcel
>>199129584I saw maybe 2 episodes 10 years ago and remember it being really boring and reminded me of the office
Anime be like I'm going to kill evil devil guy with the power of friendship and the demonic powers hidden within me
>>199129610didn't ask
>>199129606fat
>>199129627You did subconsciously
burned my tongue on a microwave burrito
>>199129621But first collect all the dragon balls
>>199129621anime be like what if [concept] was a bunch of cute girls with varying but never all too great levels of intelligence and they did slice of life shenanigans
>>199129633not true
The office is pretty funny both the UK and US versions
dumb gabbu poster
>>199129673fatass
Slow walkers are annoying sorry
>>199129674no its not
alright, pick is intime to intake the alchie
>>199129674instantly falls apart without Carell to the surprise of nobody
not dumb...
>>199129701you'll find a way around. you always do
>>199129712didn't ask
>>199129712the later seasons are for the plebs anyway
I am dumb. And worthless. A parasite. And I'm going to live to 102.
>>199129718Yea but it would take 2 hours to get around your big ass
If you unironically like anime, people don't take you seriously
So I'm not a bad guy?
>>199129735if you cant appreciated me at my most based, you dont deserve me at my best
>>199129720frick off
>>199129735It's pretty mainstream now
>>199129743i think you should kys
>>199129735That's ok, I don't take normies seriously
>>199129732i'm 150 lbs nigga. i just like taking in the scenery.
I like to pretend to run at women or if I'm behind them I like to pretend to run after them they do not know what to do lol sometimes they kind of get startled and jump a little and fumble and drop their phone or something sometimes they scream a little sometimes they just look at me like I'm weird either way I leave smiling and laughing and with a boner
>>199127649Millennials caused this, they're the ones that also invented barcades and cereal bars/toy/ exists btw
>>199129771You ate all the scenery nigga
>>199129764yeah so is lgbt
>>199129662Sorry anon. It'll heal.
i also drive the speed limit in the left lane. and i see no problem with that
it's cool that people are giving up on voting but I didn't vote before everyone
there is literally nothing wrong with barcades
>>199129765What did I do wrong in your view for such a strong view?
>>199129785Technically gen X caused it by not fulfilling the millennial childhood
>>199129794your mom's a whore
anon here's 26 dollars, go see a movie or something me and your mom have to talk about something
I hate this roundabout
>>199129817i find the left lane comfier for some reason. and i don't like driving that fast
>>199129814Millenials had boomers for parents, however.
I'm gen Z, but I was raised by boomers, so I don't understand my own generation
im gen z with boomer parents
>>199129840What you need is a kick in the pants.
>>199129771nigga a slow walking dying stick
im on the cusp of gen z and millennial (mid 90s)
Bros have you heard the latest news? Biden actually won the debate last night
I'm gen Z with gen X parents.
>>199129917The King of Portugal looks like thaaaaat?
>>199129906How could he not when he was staying hydrated with his secret special sauce?
>>199129917idk why he looks european but his kids all look nafri
Soccer is a sport for fags
>>199129906Biden won big on policy, Trumpf just lied out of his ass.
>>199129964How are British posters wrong about literally everything in American politics
>>199129964True, there's no way Trump can compete with biden creating 1000 trillionaires or protecting women from being raped by their brothers and sisters
>>199129964Name one good Biden policy, paki boy
>>199129984its sarcastic dumbass
>>199129991"Trumpf just lied out of his ass" sounds sincere
Pretending to be retarded?>peak humor
>>199129735being taken seriously is for outside activities, shooting the shit on 4chud though? it isn't really important, i'm not trying to change minds here.
STOP TALKING ABOUT FUCKING POLITICS
This nigga joe biden
>>199130014I didn't see anyone mention tulsi gabbard
dad wouldn't be saying that if you weren't watching moeshit and instead watching anime for MEN
>>199130023
We need a new !
i wish a milf would save me
>>1991295725'8"
joe biden is a walking history book of old slang
after eating and imbibing I seemed to have gained more than 5 lbs
fatty fat fat fatty
>>199130093who, me?
Wish I had an ironing board gf
>>199129988Sure. Infrastructure bill.
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