Still no signings edition
animevtubers
michael jackson = dave dave subedish
arseanal more like it
so many thread-defining personalities are dropping dead like flies
i got a lifehack if ur hurngr5ty and u dont have any food u can make cereal
I thought NZ was pathetic for leaning into the lord of the rings films for tourism but now I'm seeing ads about visiting Australia because it's where Bluey the dog lives
Can't be racist, Johnson is my favourite Peep Show character
yeah?
yeah
....yh
yarp
why
>>199134635i don't
>>199134612aaarrthgghh im soo mad at this im so outraged
>>199134644ok
>>199134642bullshit
>>199134612might actually kill myself over the tweet in this image
I have a season pass for arsenal because I used to live next to the old stadium :)I sell all the tickets and flog the merch for 50£
>>199134635don't know anyone who looks like this
rathe not say
:}
>>199134506Watching pippa
british pathe not say
>>199134612Politics seem like a very gay game when you realize the best strategy is to make bizarre lies and conflate them with things people do not like and then say your political opponent is one of those things.It feels like the only people in politics are people who are willing to lie for personal gain and the only time they actually do good is when its incidental secondary outcome to their primary selfish goal.
>>199134612Just when you think woke can't get any stupider, they go ahead and get stupider.
pic related
>>199134721fuckin hell why they have to do rorke like dat
love being gay
i miss threadmeister
>>199134736discord sex later? x
>>199134697good lad
female zoomer relative said to my mother, who was trying on a new dress, that she was 'serving cunt'we both looked at her in confusion and she went red and said it's a twitter thingpeople really don't know how to talk to people these days
>>199134755Are you Lisa poster
why are they like thisAn XL Bully dog has been shot dead by police officers after attacking and injuring a woman in Salford.Police were called to Gladstone Road in Eccles, off Liverpool Road, at around 9pm on Friday night after several reports that a dog was dangerously out of control and attacking the public.One woman was injured in the attack and is still receiving treatment for her injuries, police said. Two men were also arrested after confronting officers.
ah right so its confirmed that the reform racial slur guy was a complete false flag set up by channel 4 and this just doesn't get a mention?sound
female zoomer relative said to my mother, who was trying on a new dress, that she was 'serving cunt'we both looked at her in confusion and she went red and said it's a twitter thingshe received a text from us earlier saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so we dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with her
I'm in Birmingham and I'm a bottom with a big bum and a small cock, I'm very submissive and feminine and will make sure you cum.
>>199134759Yeah zoomers are on the internet so much they are literally disconnected from reality and do not understand how to interact like a normal person.Its pretty crazy.
>>199134761nah mate
>>199134759youngsters are braindeadhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd1ddegp8zvo
niggas watching jap cartoons omds
>>199134781dont care still voting labour
>>199134802Sign this man up with a record deal
>>199134759is she fit
my friend has two kids one is 6 one is 7 and they both need to wear a nappy to bed and the 6 year old has shat herself while i was there last month
me?glad you askedjust getting the daily does of history debunked, styxhexenhammer666, pjw, leather apron club, the golden one, the new culture forum, dr john campbell, morgoths review, black pigeon speaks, varg and woesy me
>>199134843She's pretty yeah, but she has a flat chest and no arse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51GuG6N2qHE
straightest germans
>>199134868These are Italians actually.
oh aye mam yer survin coont
women at toil look at their phones every 5 minutes
call me a yankified runt but american politics and society is infinitely more interesting than british don't give a flying fuck who is in charge of or what happens to this paki hellhole anymore
>>199134856get her shagged?
>>199134881ahgaga
it might just be coffee time
got that 2016 feeling
>>199134903We'll see
>>199134901100%. You wouldn't get Rishi tweeting about covfefe, or Starmer doddering about the stage looking like he's lost in an Ikea.
>>199134901U.s under Leftwing government is becoming authoritarian, non white immigrant, tranny gay sex very fast.
>>199134901honestly wish I was a yank some days
>>199134973Keith Woods transitioned?
>>199134959It's frustrating that there are so many Brits not paying attention. Lefties in the UK have the same suicidal ideology and they're about to be voted in. After watching 3+ years of it happening in the USA.
>>199134979creative
i hate you faggots so much
>>199134979Ah yes, the Pootons Cradle.
just been told I'm serving cunt outside betfreds
>>199134802You the fella who said he goes to that cafe often
>>199134996>lol transphobiaXDDD!!!!!get a life
green party manifesto be likelet's pave over the countryside to build free housing for muslim extremists
>>199135029What is it you hate about me?
>>199135035painfully unfunnyyoure such an unfunny faggot
the tunage, as it werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfElmz7NSqY
>>199135043yh.....
>>199135048it's impossible to be trans
>>199135061horrendoushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZn05qxVgg&list=PLMxkpnetcodNzxBRVZMJVTRzP_RhpnwOL
>>199135054Oh dear, that time of the month is it?
Cuppa on the back in the morning sunNot hungoverShit brewingRadio onPretty good sat morning desu
>>199135048>>199135067can we go one day talking about something else please
>>199134959>becoming >>1991350112016nonce
catching up with world events
>>1991350882016 was a class year. And I'm not a nonce. What are you on about?
>>199135073wish i was an woman so i could use that as an excuse
sisters bf is over and he smells like hes shit himself : |
>>199135109love how they just make up shit about north korea and people just swallow it
>>199135109Is that the maddest hair of any world leader? Trumps is a bit mad but that's worse.
>>199135116yea mate i bet you love 2016 girls vile nonce
personally love yank politics, also love that i don’t live there and it won’t affect me (for another 2 years maybe)
>>199135115frowned at this
why are they still updating terraria
leftypol...mate...
>>199135115screamed at the screen in anger
sourcing more alcohol as we speakalso considering how to beat up my older brother
>>199135141Get out the wrong side of the bed this morning did we?
>>199135153what's the state of sverige politics currently
>>199135173ok this is kawaii af
>>199135173More transphobiaLads, is this a reportable offence? I can't stand it
tossed off twice already
dilfred
>>199135109if we lifted the sanctions on north korea we would be able to see the light of a successful and thriving communist society. north korea is communist and north korea is free. kim jong un is the epitome of a perfect human being
>>199135218goofy ahhh rorke type shit
>>199135168When a piece of software is working as it should, devs always need to tinker with it so it no longer works as well on machines that are different to the developer's computer.
>>199135227well said
>>199134817Parents need to not be fucking retards. Honestly at age 3 if they can't use a toilet or speak, that's on you. They'll potty train themselves quickly enough if you slap them every time they shit themselves
>>199135184we have the supposed right wing parties in power, and it’s chugging along alright state of immigration has cooled down, gang crime is still high, inflation high, job market is down, health services takes ages, taxes are still really high, and, lately it was reveal the state media pulled a smear campaign against SD so nothing new under the sun really
can't wait for olympic kino and olympic qts
>>199135200Mad how there are twitter accounts that literally do nothing but repost radical progressive content, and they get called "far right." Almost as if these weirdos know how they look to normal people.
>>199135274>if you slap them every time they shit themselvesPlease, never have children
>>199135305young people having fun :)
>>199135305future looks bright
>>199135305just arrest them now minority report style
>>199135339>>199135305the shadowy hordes
>>199135339deport every single one of them that's come here since 1945 and the future will be fixed, it's that simple
>>199135255bit gay
>>199135339>>199135305how the fuck can anyone watch stuff like this and then give a fuck about wether its labour or conservatives in charge LOL
>>199134927yes please mate white one
>>199135417one cummed in coffee coming right up
>>199135372Rishis not going to deport himself is he.
>>199135255Challengers
>>199135305>>199135339Leftyool giddy at the prospect of telling these kids how evil white people enslaved them and must be stopped by any means necessary.
alri
>>199134759gay deranged cunt watching your mum change
>>199135437*waits for it with giddy anticipation*
haha
>>199135501nothing wrong with shagging your mum
currently doing semen retention
lots of capricorn energy here this morning
>>199135305Imagine if you rented a van
what if it turns out all the most hateful and racist people throughout history who advocated for slavery and genocide of nonwhites were right all along?
>>199135501why would that be gay?anyway, she got changed in her room dickhead
>>199135529mad how women aren't even GOOD at astrology they'll just look at the sun sign only and read dumbass horoscopes
>>199135500say what you like about that wastrel but he does have good taste in booze
too sober
>>199135545wait i thought it was in a shop
>>199135523Shouldn't you be finding yourself a tight young muslima and practising semen inundation?
Feeling like a pornpilled fascist this morning
>>199135511>HEY so ahhhhh, what's up with this fuckin food you gawt here in England dude? OH it's brutal!
>>199135575kek
>>199135562nah, she'd just bought it and was showing it off to us
>>199135591based, me tooshould make high quality porn (Dorcel etc) free on the NHS
Neighbour playing us all a tune on the old mug and teaspoon.
>>199135613if you didn't avert your eyes you're a poofta and a incest freak
>>199135511>yank>criticising another country of having bad foodoh I am laffin. Let me guess, he wandered into a spoons expecting high cuisine
We need to put a stop to this fisherian madness
Have now moved on from British nonce hunter videos to American ones.They're a bit more trash which makes it more funny and pathetic. Or they up the drama level and it's not just aged chavs shouting at a downie or CEX employee.
>>199135642you're deeply sick in the head
>>199135653thanks mate two good games i will be watching hope you enjoy them if you watch them too
>>199135647I cannot tell what she was watching
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
>>199135682looks like a white lass getting shagged by at least two wogs
my mum has big boob and wide hips and a big bum and I used to fondle her when I was a child, my dad literally had to tell me to stop lol
didnt really do life right. was never honest about what i wanted. missed so many shots. will never know who i might have been. now it's too late
>>199135691basado y travispillado
so womfy when channel 4 plays early simpsons episodes in their dogshit blury quality in 4:3don't like the globohomo version in yidsney+ where they've upscaled them and made it widescreen
just woke up in a cold sweat from the alcohol induced nap haha x
>>199135653Omg it's the Alpine Derby followed by the Jutland Derby!!
>>199135691One of these days I'm going to get organazized.
>>1991356532 good derbies
freud was a bit of a nutjob but he was kind of right
>>199135702pics
>>199135663Seen that they get quite violent tooDoesn't seem wise to film oneself punching some cunt in a supermarket
>>199135711it looks awful, like its got a nasty sharpening filter or something and half the screen is cropped out
>>199135663Link?
yea sitting is so fucking bad for you 24 and crippled by sciatica blessing in disguise though it got me in to stretching and running
Feels good knowing the Bolivian coup attempt was defeated and US spooks will be getting brutal Enhanced Interrogation by communists lolololol
>>199135733being a nutjob is a prerequisite for being right
>>199135733I think all great philosophers and psychoanalysts were slightly mental, you kinda have to be
Might start going to Alcoholics Anonymous for the hoes
>>199135760Does it?
>>199135759Did sitting cause your sciatica?
*enters the thread*
Watching Band of Brothers. What the fuck was all this death and destruction for? Boggles the mind.
could not tell you without google whether bolivia is in africa or south america
>>199135703It's never too late until you're on your deathbed. Now you know what you did wrong. Some people grow into themselves at a slower rate, that's all.
>>199135760Can't imagine giving a fucking shit about what happens in "Bolivia"
>>199135785to liberate europe from nazism and to save the arse of britain and france
>>199135759>sciatica at 24have you just spent your entire life indoors watching a screen
>>199135740Especially in a country where guns are so readily available.
>>199135782probably also used to drag my office chair across thick carpet with my arse so I think i might have slipped something in my back one time when i did that too hard
>>199135785been meaning to rewatch itstill have it on an HDD somewhere as well
>>199135785weekend pass REVOKED
>>199135653for me, it's switzerland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJblaUkkfc
>>199135815yes
>british food is terrible>no it's notwhat foodseriouslyI know 'english breakfast'Maybe 'fish and chips'
>>199135838PIVOT
>>199135787Alri council estate denizen
>>199135661he's 7'9" wow
>>199135785it's mad how ww2 was america's only moral war and even then they only intervened because german industry started making too much money that they couldn't get their hands on. same as that whole gazprom thing
>>199135740Not smart but I like to have them on when I don't have anything else to do.>>199135757Just a few of the ones that pop uphttps://youtu.be/BzyW1G1-WkE?t=1More professional, acts like Chris Hansenhttps://youtu.be/8yqcblUzjnkGoes more for the premisehttps://youtu.be/yuYfUqZLL-Q?t=1This one is funny because of the New York wiseguy who acts like a wild animalhttps://youtu.be/oeEJn7Z6zggTechnically Canadian, can't stop rambling. But also entertaining.
>>199135884>only moral war
>>199135867Pie and mashSausage and mashRoast beef and Yorkshire puddings and gravyFreddosGreggsDoner meat and chipsMeal deal
If you don't know who Simon Bolivar was, you just might be scum
rorkes dar
i have literally never been as far as decided
>>199135939I've got bad news for you about Freddo Frog, champ
>>199135949Did he play for Athletico Madrid?
>>199136001don't care just show me the titties
>>199136001clockwork orange
need a shallow vagina gf for my willy
>>199135965lovely bit of tights
>>199135867Eton messapple crumblebakewell tartVictoria spongelarge variety of biscuits and pastrieslarge variety of cheeselarge variety of beers and ciders
>>199136001wanking my cock to this
>>199135976I go through this shit at work and want to murder the parties involved, can you imagine being so soulless that you could pull this on each other at home without it ending in domestic violence
trying to defeat this elden ring boss but my cat keeps headbuttibg me
Don't forget Chicken Tikka Masala!A dish embraced by Brits thanks to our rich history of migration and multiculturalismWe are a nation of immigrants
>>199136065cat wants to play. lend him the controller
Genuinely surprised sticky toffee pudding hasn't had an entry yetThe English tiramisu
sitting here not eating breakfast because the sink if full of dishes that i need to make breakfastso a lazy bastard
>>199135867What do you mean "what food"?Same as any European countryWe have pies, stews, meats, sauces, gravies, roasts, pastries, cakes, beverages, all in great abundance and all infinutely adaptable
me? incredibly servile. rich people are better than me, no exceptions. i deserve to suffer for their comfort
>>199136103ktimneed a dishwasher
>>199136111Hermann Gullboels
>>199135867Ever hear of a thing called... The sandwich?
>>199136087fucking hell BEGGING for a name
>>199136053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHUFTPfFJ6Q
he's 'avin a Xi Jinping thought
>>199136112When retards ask "what food" they mean what high-cuisine "dishes"As if French people eat souffle every day rather than baguettes and ham
>>199136103literally me as well, why is it so tediousI basically keep going until I completely run out of plates and pans then switch to ready meals and takeaway until I can be arsed to tackle the pile
>>199136153mad how asians are mostly happy to live over there doing their own thing then all of a sudden it's like corrr a cartoon woman or an old german guy. let's base our entire culture around it
>>199136172mental that a ham sandwich is their national dishis rather peng tbf
What are you doing for trans rights?
>>199136103>>199136181KtimBeen thinking of getting rid of some plates and bowls so there's only ever a couple of each to wash up
>>199135511Ol' ginger nuts there has got a black missus so I wonder what he gets at home that he can't get in Blighty
>>199136111Whenever is see videos of Haredim doing anything other than just stand around and walk, they flail cartoon characters in an almost comical manner
>>199136202wanking to natalie mars
>>199136206only reason I can't do this is occasionally I have people round for dinner
>>199136111Meanwhile, up norf...
>>199136211would love if there was no glass
>>199136268what's timmy up to these days?
defeated the elden ring boss
My da has gone private for a surgery and he has his own room with his own toilet and showerAnd I've only just realised, I've never seen toilets in a public hospital. Where do patients go to pee or poo or wank?
>>199136290his eyeballs in quetiapine
>>199136268Seen his willy>>199136087Seen his willy>>199136001Seen his willy>>199136211Seen their willies>>199136153Seen his willy (Mum works for ASIS)
>>199136302kid back left has a strange barnet
>>199136193What's British culture
>>199136311They have toilets on the wards. Special ones like the disabled one at pub.
>>199136311Usually when the nurses get a glimpse of my 8" long 7"girth schlong the gather the pengest nurses in the hospital and they gather around my bedside begging to suck me off. If I ever need another sucking I just ring the bell and they all come running
>>199136311>gone private for a surgeryHope he dies x
>>199136334Kill yourself
>>199136371>noooo you can't relieve pressure on the services of the working class
>>199136371Oh commiemong, he said private, not public
>>199136371Seethe on pooroid x
>>199136357there ought to be a study to see if men with bigger cocks receive preferential treatment from female care workers
Us, and themAnd after all, we're only ordinary menMe, and youGod only knows it's not what we would choose to do
heading to the shops latermight get a bottle of wine to treat myself for the footy
>>199136311Normally there are toilets, sometimes showers that work like a wet room for safety. They have the hand-railings, the emergency string.There are also toilets for visitors to use as well, typically just outside the wards.
Rorke didn't like that videoNot one bit
let's be honest that prison video was, in fact, hot
just poo out the window me
>>199136397That's not relieving pressure, it's adding to it. If you want to relieve pressure, then increase funding, abolish privatisation and ban private healthcare as well as emigration of doctors or nurses.
>>199136397it takes resources from those services too . doing a private treatment doesn't replicate a doctor.
>>199136441mental that was considered normal at one point in time
Commiemong getting what he paid for
>>199136425Wish I could just drink one bottle of wine and spend the rest of the day slightly drunk. Nope. One bottle, then I'm waking up two days later half-dead in a ruined flat full of empty bottles and cans with no money in the bank.
>>199136460why are they like this
>>199136449Lmao retard
>>199136470ktim right now
*thunderous, booming, gigachad voice*Imprison anyone who uses private healthcare.
>>199136449>ban emigration of doctors or nurses
>>199136486thought it was a blacked storyline
>>199136160My name is Michael
>Noooooo you can't just take resources from fat retards who are too fucking stupid to make enough money to afford private healtcare nooooo they deserve life for some reason!!!
>>199136486NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
downstairs flatberg appears to have chosen saturday morning as the perfect time to start doing DIY
>>199136460it's like he's a video game character charging up the punch
>>199136539Well when else are thet going to do it? Weekday evenings? Yeah bet you'd love that
love p0rn so much
>>199136516That's what I would have bet on as well.
>>199136486>pretty girls turning themselves into ugly men>ugly men turning themselves into ugly girlsit's a lose/lose situation for everyone
>>199136486evil
new>>199136557>>199136557>>199136557
>>199136486was expecting rorke's fantasy but got leftypol's instead
>>199136550just a bit later in the day would be fine x
>>199136486probably diddled by her uncle
>>199136495Sorry to hear that. Remember, it's ibuprofen you want for the headache, not paracetamol. I think you call paracetamol "tylenol," and ibuprofen is "advil." Alcohol and tylenol causes terrible liver damage.Dry white toast for a queasy stomach, and pickle juice should relieve the fatigue.
>>199136590>>199136590
>>199136589Fuck off mousenonce you negligent quack
>>>/tv/200632645It's not that it's "unfunny" or "annoying" as much as it just feels like the premise isn't very genuine.It feels like a convenient defense that's built into your behavior. It's wacky and zany and therefor not normal and therefor you can't judge it as easily. But it's as inoffensive as possible because what's the point. A safe and easily explainable justification for why a 32 year old woman drives a smartcar with a cat shooting lasers from its eyes as a bumper sticker.
