gone fishing edish
RIP comedy since the PC brigade ruined everything.
Ugly people should be killed
keith "boringlad" strummer
yeah?
all shit posts
Any Cotswolds men in?I want to move there
>>199138520your suicide note?
ktilm
the problem is i like the fully clean-shaven lookthe texture of my beard hair is awful, proper coarse and wireyso even with a trimmer, the stubble looks bad
>>199138561Ktim
>>199138555Why are you being mean to me
Do you think Freud theory of men being attracted to their mothers is right?
>>199138513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN7L_cte7PA&t=4s
>>199138561ktim
you ever think about the fact that our only world cup win was when we hosted it?i have to wonder if there was any funny businessyeah i've heard of home advantage but still
>>199138561mitk
>>199138585Any would cup pre-1980 doesn't count
>boss rejected my request for a day off in lieu for working on the weekend>but is now bending over backwards to try and convince me to take the day off anyway (I refuse because I am not going to waste a holiday like that)???wtf is wrong with toilbergs
business idea : deliveroo except all the drivers are white and can actually find your house without needed to pajeet speak to you
beshitted dildo
going for a bottom brunch with the gf
For me it's the 5 day stubbleGot the Russell Brand phenotype so I look a bit unsettling if I'm clean shaven but I look like an Afghan deliveroo driver if I grow my beard out lol
did you know sir poo barmer's dad was a tool maker?
>>199138574No.but a lot of men are attracted to women who look similar to their mothers
not all pots are black
>>199138640Isn't this creepy though
>>199138625Quite simple, he wants you to use up your annual leave
got up late, the day is practically over
>>199138585it didn't go over the line
>>199138574yea I’ve had loads of sex dreams about my deceased mother
ON THIS DAYI SEE CLEARLY
>>199138574i am definitely attracted to women with motherly qualitiesI have no feelings about my actual mother whatsoever though
>>199138585Most of footballs history has involved rampant corruptionUEFA just sent home all spanish onfield and var refs except one Its happening right now in 2024 if you dont think it was everywhere in 66 you’re mental. It doesnt just apply to England though. Go speak to any south american on /sp/ and theyll tell you how sketchy argentina are with how well refs treat them. Definitely corrupt
>>199138652idk maybepersonally i'm not attracted to women who look similar to my mum
>>199138628they playing glastonbury this year?
is there a viable party that is pro bennies but anti trannies?
>>199138638And his son is a tool so it makes sense.
so it turns out the woman prison guard is married to a black mantyrone getting cucked out here
beer is the wine killer
AS WE PROCEEDTO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED
>>199138674Everything in this world is bribed and/or fake with propaganda and marketing (but I repeat myself)
>>199138574not exactlypeople will look for traits in people that they are used to seeing in other people
very dangerous man me
>>199138574Yeah, fuck my mum all the time
>>199138685WPB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JWD9aFoqgU
>>199138685No thats what you get if you want to leech off your fellow citizens by getting the government to steal from them
if I had a sister I'd probably be in prison by now
If it was up to me I'd ban justeat and deliveroo and the like, inexcuasble how people have become so lazy they need an underpaid immigrant to hand deliver their food instead of making any effort at all, not to mention their standards of riding bikes/mopeds/cars are third world levels, navigating cities is like driving through mogadishu with bikes and scooters cutting everywhere
>>199138686Cringe
They wish I would go ahead and arse my life upCan't let them get to meAnd even though I always arse my life upOnly I can mention me
>>199138561If that kind of guy didn't exist you and I would have nowhere to get shit from.
>very dangerous man me
>underpaid
>>199138716Dangerously based
>>199138722It's pure exploitation and should be banned yeah.
'I make love to men daily, but in the imagination'
the thought of grandad driving is absolutely horrifying last time I was in a car with him was 5 years ago and it terrifying then god only knows what he’s like now
I speak like a fucking mong, used to have a lovely speaking voice but it's just atrophied into lazy horrible mealy mouthed SHITE
>>199138674a certain level of favouritism is to be expectedbut how far would folks go in this country, which i've always considered to be interested in fair play more than mosta bit of refball, yes, but not poisoning the other team or anything like that, surely
Barak Obama, but he's died and Origen was correct about the nature of souls: 'uh, let me be sphere'
Nothing like freshly baked bread in the morning :)
london pride todaylook forward to the perfectly normal photos of homosexuals behaving perfectly normally in front of children and other onlookers
michael obongo
>>199138786>BarakBa"r"ack
you're in this book
https://youtu.be/4xl_aMU00z0?si=WZBd8r9gKJh6VoXgOn the sofa with puppyberg and cattenstein listening to some lovely British musicWhat accent is this do you think?
>>199138786Cringe
carnt be shagging bothered
>>199138603I thought the point of Chinese propaganda was to make China look good
im all wonka no willy
>>199138802Lovely pint
>Heather Harmon Video Pack, 20.67 GiBthat's tonights wank in the bag
might do some bloodletting
>>199138816>drawing the red underline freehand instead of using the line toolwhat are you like
right lets get the convicts shagged
'member that meme where every map would show portugal as a mad extreme outlierfound that quite funny, me
>>199138843Faustian and Pornpilled
I'm a goyslop enjoying normietard zogbot
michelle obama jungle bbc
he's got a brand new carlooks like a jaguar
Mad how if mediaberg wanted to stop Farage their best bet would just be to not talk about him for a few days but they absolutely cannot help themselves from coming up with loads of bullshit that keeps him in the news
>>199138603>however a food researcher from heilongjiang said there were no such snacks in the provincewhat a mad thing to lie about
>>199138889Good lad
>>199138896Almost like he's controlled oppositionDon't tell Rorke though
>>199138924fuckiing get in!
>>199138896you've heard of the "trump bump?"in 2016, news stories with the word "trump" in the headline got about 3x as many clickshence every single story had to be about trumpmaybe farage has the same magic
>>199138889
>>199138892
Donald Drumpf if you're reading this.... FUCK YOU
>>199138722my fat cunt neighbours get mcdonalds delivered. it's 5 minutes walk away.
>>199138889same
Feeling Ziggeristic
checking out what kind of autism is on display in the finnish general brb
something magical about the phrase jungle bbc
>>199138946Rorke doesn't give a shit, he still knows Reform is the only vote worth making
>>199138969I get my groceries delivered snd the shop is 500m to my left
>>199138952fucking annihilated that cheeto benito
>>199138969it's probably more of a social anxiety issue than physical lazinessi can be same way sometimes
just found out im around 40% west african
>>199138802how many fucking pride events are there?????
ffs need to respond to gfberg
>>199139030wanna fuck me
reform have been stitched up properthey create a false flag incident then use that to weave the narrative. transparent. the tories are terrified.
>In 2023, 9,068 people died by euthanasia in the Netherlands – around 5% of the total number of deaths.
>>199139031hey those kids aren't gonna confuse themselves
>>199139037i do yeah lol *unzips penis*
Popping down to Prifddinas, want anything
right rorkeget the experts trusted
>>199138837Phwooarrrrr get that down yer
>>199139050atheism leads to sane societies.
>>199139050all white too
>>199139067Actually listening to runescape prif music right now because the little flutes make puppyberg do the funny headtilt thing
we need agrarian communes for people with depression anxiety etcpeople who cant hack modern society can live in them
join a hiking club
>>199139040you'd think there'd ba police investigation into possible election interference or something like thatif you can get arrested for putting up racist flyers, then surely faking a hate crime and publicising it to smear a political party is over the linetwo-tier "justice" innit
any 20 something with no direction in life man in?
>>199139100Best way to ensure you dont have any niggers in your hobby tbf
we should swap the locations of ireland and australia
>>199139100Love how they shoved all the freaks on one side
>>199139100reddit pastime
>>199139089sit him down in front of a tyson fight
>>199139135What's a 4chab pass-time?
>>199139100I'd genuinely be the alpha male if I was in this group.
gonna wank again then go to ALDI
>4chab
>>199139117........yh
>>199139100
>>199139174sean lock is alive?
>>199139146Gooning to your sisters instagram and saving the white race from your nans flat in british colombia (pbuh)
4chub me
>>199139165
not sure what to picture when I think of the average /brit/poster
>>199139142*russel howard voice*WHATALITTLELEGEND!
>>199139100my gf in the green coat
>>199139205I dunno why I do this
>>199139222got enough jackets there, Hunter?
>>199139219i often struggle to imagine little brit posters toiling away at their work
>>199139142two different clips spliced togther
>>199139219strange little gremlin creatures in dark caves
>>199139219skinnyfat, balding, wearing a plain t-shirt and cum stained joggers for the 14th straight day
>>199139250yeah i suspected it was probably fake but it still makes me laugh
>>199139219I'm 6 foot 1 with a full head of thick hair and a patchy beard, I'm fat and my face is boring (and fat)
>>199139233YA SEE
>>199139219
Germany = boring bastard, the country
*spack voice*hello
far too many scaggy scummy chavs in this country
>>199139291anti-white post this
>>199139219this is me, get mogged
>>199139282ermmm.... Hitler?
>>199139305why did you save this
saw some pale meat outside
>>199139315>t. scaggy scummy chav
>>199139341that you'll never get to shag
>>199139363Think you're lost mate x>>>/int/rus
>>199139219honestly the concerning thing is that most people here are probably normal looking, the person sitting next to you on the train or in the line in front of you at the chippy could be a britposter and you’d have no idea, frightening to think about tbqh
>>199139364
>>199139364done that incel freak
>>199139379once saw someone on 4chan on their phone and they were about 5 foot 9, skinny, with short black hair and glasses
Racismlad on a zesty one
>>199139142maharashtrian cats moving their heads like
*glass shatters*
Losing to Essendon are you fucking kidding me
>Boy, 12, is referred to counter-extremist Prevent officers by his own school after declaring there 'are only two genders' and 'there is no such thing as non-binary'
goons and thugs, waking up next to pale ones
>>199139394and then you realised it was your reflection, yeah?
>>199139379this is a pic from the last /brit/ meetupme on the right
>>199139403this one of those fake stories like cat litter tray in the classroom?
good energy today
>>199139415The lads
>>199139415Old cameras made people look a lot betterDigital HD is anti-average warfare
>>199139403Good lad
want an italian wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8noPKMxVrq0
Lot of traffic heading to Clapton, tonight.......
lets just ignore belgium from now on, make him feel as lonely here as he feels when he's tugging on his little ting to cuck porn
>>199139415check 'em
>>199139219i look like the chudjack meme
lil timmy projecting his pathetic pussyfree life LOL
Fulfil his legacy.
>>199139379Gavin Plumb was a /brit/ poster
Putin says he prefers BidenTrump is too unpredictable
>>199139465awww, unlucky lad
>>199139403woke troonpillled soycuck clownworld
I'm a nice little soft boy with hopes and dreams, but if you deny me sex I WILL get violent.
LOL
>>199139496Why are Finns always so easily filtered by the most simple subterfuge
I think I’ve gone WOKE.
>>199139523too much text tbqh, i liked the simple ones
>>199139415>rdj's umbrella hatwhat a character he is
>>199139523>no forced interracial breeding campsfake
well that didn't take long
New Nosferatu film looks amazing de lads
>>199139558already exits and the pale tings do it voluntarily
>>199139570it'd expect something like that from ITV
>>199139570so she just made a porn video and their a degen cuckold couplecool
The French fart against the wind
>>199139523They said Rishi was gonna do all this stuff too.Look, even the WEF has to realise now just how incompetent the UK politicians are. Klaus cannot be pleased that no matter who is in charge they keep fucking up his evil plans. The UK is Pinky to his Brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c20Ml1d8j0really good jungle mix, this
>>199139570lil jamal getting cucked LOL
>>199139601ya seethe?
>>199139594hahaha my dad's brain is melting hahahah
very worried about our deegs
>>199139594always leave nerds hanging
>>199139620no it isn't, that
leftypol defending this
>>199139576Shame about the crap cgi
very worried about our droogs
>>199139570LOOOOOL clogtimmy in fucking TEARS right now
>>199139658he lived in a fucking palace mate
>>199139658so he lived on the street did he?moron
>>199139570Ah so this is one of those "beautiful brazilian women" I've heard so much about
>>199139658Birdman was right. What did all them books get him? Nothing.
>>199139658>murderous dictator was OK because he didn't own loads of stuffThe shite you come out with leftypol I swear
>>199139570she got a clapper but her face is beat senpai
starting to like girls with short hair
>>199139658At various times, Stalin used about 20 dachas.[1]Dachas in Moscow area:Kuntsevo Dacha ("Near Dacha")Uspenskoye Dacha (Far Dacha, old)Semyonovskoye Dacha (Far Dacha, new)Zubalovo dacha, the first one; not preserved [1]Lipki dacha; not preserved[1]Elsewhere in Russia:Sochi dacha (Matsesta dacha)Malaya Sosnovka, Perm KraiBolshiye Brody dacha, Valday, Novgorod Oblast[1]There were 5 Stalin dachas in Abkhazia[2]New Athos dachaKholodnaya Rechka dachaLake Ritsa dachaSukhumi dacha, amid the Sukhumi arboretum (now part of the Sukhumi botanical garden)Miusera dachaHe also used to stay in other state residences, such as Livadia Palace, Crimea or Massandra Palace, Crimea. Alternatively, many of Stalin's dachas were used for state functions, by other high-ranking Soviet officials, and by foreign guests.
>>199139100Them: enjoying life, making friends, getting outside, doing things they can be proud of and tell their families aboutRorke: sitting inside, seething about brown people and masturbating to cartoon pornography
>>199139694birdman is right
We're looking in to the bean market very strongly
>>199139219styx hexenhammer or whatever he's called
I am awake and I do not wish to be
odds: get a proper shower and a clean change of clothes, and get on with cleaning the flatevens: wipe my face with a wet wipe, get another coffee, spend the day on /brit/ drinking guinnessit's a fucking high stakes one todayplease be evens
>>199139570>Linda De Sousa Abreu, 31, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct on public office following the probe into the sex tape. She and her husband Nathan were stars of Channel 4 's Open House: The Great Sex Experiment where 'experimenting couples' are offered the opportunity to explore 'consensual non-monogamy'>The then personal trainer from Fulham explained during the Channel 4 documentary: 'Monogamy is a social construct that I think needs to be dismantled' >Her sister, Andreina, told tonight how she warned her not to mix her lifestyle with her work and said she was now 'suffering the consequences'. 'She's a swinger. She was on a Channel four programme called Open House. I never saw it. It's not the sort of thing I'd watch with my little sister in.>Linda's OnlyFans reads: 'I am a happily married sexy latina who wants to share hot content with you. Experience my real life, real love, real sex and real orgasms!
>>199139745how so
>>199139813fucking hell, shes made for thugs
>>199139811FUCKalright see you later everyone
>>199139811enjoy your saturday cleaning oddsboy
>>199139824what kind of books would help these inmates?
don't use tiktok but looking at a video there and the comments are just incomprehensible
Why is it every woman that acts out in public has an onlyfans account these days. The farage milkshake tosser also had an onlyfans
>>199139864I can comprehend them just fine
>>199139863Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption
>>199139864fr fr
>>199139671>>199139676>>199139704
>>199139594That’s why he was making them shite Die Hard sequels and other random action movie shite for years. He knew he didn’t have much time left and needed to make as much money as possible for this lot. And here they are, exploiting his illness for clout.
>>199139863the bible
>>199139864bro think he a part of the team [skull emoji]
stopreplyingto him
>>199139910I accept your concession
Might ascend
>>199139875anon learns what viral marketing is
Archive of every funny /brit/ post
Started putting mustard into my ham and cheese sandwiches. Game changer.
>>199139976would say more positive than funny
>>199139983Nigga time traveled from 1792 to tell us his new recipe.
I’m a smelly 27 year old virgin rotting in my grotty childhood bedroom
>>199139972bum shape is more important than size
>>199139925I don't think he knew. During interviews for that stuff you could see he wasn't right. His people were either making him do it or he had no clue what he was doing. Didn't he sign his likeness over to some Russian ad company? All sorts of madness.
ordered some magnets for non noncey reasons but worried i'll be considered a nonce by the amazon packer
CAM ON NGUBU MY SONYOU CAN DO EET
>>199140016>nuclear energy is racist
>>199140011scrimjing
>>199140021ktim but 28
>>199140021you could become a 30 year old turbo shagger millionaire
i sometimes post bradders on obscure boards in the hopes that at least one britposter sees them
>>199140040What do nonces use magnets for?
the fix is in
>>199140016Unserious people
>>199140071...attracting kids!
>>199140011indeed I didWhy are there so many coloureds here?
just found out what Hybristophilia is
kek
youd be mad to go food shopping at this time of day
>>199140097You could help stop it. Go back and offer your delicious meal to people and if you kill the ones who say they can’t eat it for religious reasons, we’ll be saved.
>>199140153fuck of gang stalker
Had a girl look at me flirtatiously todayGoing to install linux on my laptop so I can keep my virginity
>>199140132They showed this on TOTP the other week, me and Dadberg had a right good laugh at it
>>199140091Aha
gf wants me to fuck her black nigga style
saw your post on reddit rorke
>>199140201bro thinks he’s Don draper
>>199140209don raper more like
Might gain a clue
do you really think that the tories havent already thought of doing all the things that reform are proposing?the reason they haven't done it and the reason they're not planning to do it is because they can'tnuclear power? we don't have the money or the resources to build themscrapping net zero? we're past peak oil, net zero is an excuse for managed decline of oil consumptionfreezing mass migration? our economic system demands growth at all costsfarage knows all this by the way, his objective is to sell off the health service to the yanks, its no coincidence that the only sector not to be affected by his migrant tax is the health sectorour aging population is an absolute goldmine in this regard and farage and his mates know it
is that true londoners?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83WngCkSJNA
>>199140227who put that idea in your headI think you're being set up mate
wahey look at him go
nary a syllable
>>199140243don't care still voting reform
It's all bloody gone woke hasnt it
>>199140243DC;VR
>>199140245not watching this 33 minute video, i'm afraid
>>199140248on the proverbial mad one
>>199140243not reading this shite
get them inget them housedget them wanked
>>199140285oh its that lezzer that killed star wars
>>199140285Is that the wee psychic lady from Poltergeist?
>>199140285Why's she got glasses the same shape as her head then
I'm voting green.
docavore
got caffeine free pepsi by accident and it's given me a massive headache
>>199140285>went from Weinstein's PA to directing Star Warsjust shows you anyone can make it
The catberg, as it were
>>199140324/brit/ is a MAX general
>>199140324Not as much as the one i now have after reading this BORING post
>>199140305good lad
>>199140335>>199140336allcaps lads love their all caps
>>199140335goes without saying
smoking drain
Um lads
>>199140335Max sugar?
snapchat wank toil soon
im out cya
>>199140369???
Actually we’re /BLACKS/ here in
>>199140369bravo
>>199140324you're having withdrawals, get some caffeine in ya and you'll be reetor stick it out, detox and drink something other than pepsi for a change
>>199140380
yank meme but funny
>>199140285potion seller, i'm going into battle and i need your strongest potions
falling falling fallingis babylon the great
steady on harold, the bbc posting spam isnt scheduled until 3pm
>>199140435>>199140435>>199140435>>199140435The new
Got the CeeLo Green on
No seriously lads
why do cunts HAVE to keep doing things why can't they just chill
>>199140456>>199140456>>199140456>>199140456>>199140456>>199140456
>>199140468>>199140468
