...ri
might watch heat (1995)
>>199144909Between 700 and 320 depending on the location
>>199144954Zased
>>199144900only job the albanians are stealing is the job of "coke dealer"
reckon if civil war breaks out in this country we're well fucked, probably getting close to a 50/50 split of wogs to british blood at this pointplus its ingrained in their DNA to be backwards and savage, not sure how we can compete
got the 25% government bonus on my lifetime ISA ladsit lovelyit lushreckon i'll be buying a flat in 2029/2030
>>199144957you only watch meat (gay porn) you poof
>his hobbies are consuming media and doing activitieslol
>>199144954
>>199144954show your wishlist
dua lipa is britishi just assumed she was a yank
Jacob Rees Mogg has been quiet
>>199144994even if we adhere to your sexual fantasies and pretend immigrants are stronger than white people organisation beats force in a military context anyway
>nba 2k13
the problem is that i want to do table tennis/badminton/bouldering, but i have no one to do it with. could rock up to a club, but i dont see that going well as a homebody, and as i noobie i would get owned.
>>199145030have you even heard her talk mate
>>199145007>consuming media and doing activitiesWhat hobbies don't come under these categories?
Who does Spainonce think he's fooling? Himself?
>>199145028have never added a game to my wishlistjust remember the games i like and want to buy
>>199144954based deano
Britain booms out for Bolshevik armoured trains.
might play a cheeky bit of jumpers for goalposts
>>199145030she's an honorary scouserhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/4cPhSR7LxaU
>>199145030She's a Serbian of Albanian ethnicity.
>>199144988/r/raceplay tier post
>>199144957i dont rate it
>>199145066SOVL
new to /brit/? Worried your important and worthwhile comments will be drowned in a sea of anonymous shitposts? Use a foreign VPN!
>>199145096it's too long but still good imho
>>199145075does that even still work
>>199145062dont think deanos have over 1.5k hours in hoi4
Kosovo is SerbiaGod is a Serb
Still howling at Smash Brothers Ultimate continuously representing black videogame characters as donkey kong in the main campaign
>>199145114This. So much this.
>>199144973don't really care if they "integrate", truly it's not possibleif you look at Rishi it's bloody obvious, he grew up like a proper posh cunt as "integrated" as possible and he's still in his core just a bloody wog who cares more about his wog mates than Britainthat's why he's got a wog wife, wog kids, wog religion, and he's off handing out visas to and being best mates with his fellow indian wogs even though it's bloody obvious that this is against Britains interests, and Brits don't want it
House elves were just a rip-off of the old Brownie's from British mythology, right down to giving them a piece of clothing causing them to leave, most of JK Rowlings work is just slightly adjusted stuff from mythology or other works of fantasy.
>>199144994we’ll win. we’ve more to lose wogs are a vague coalition of pakis, indians, arabs, albanians, turks, nigerians, east africans. they have little in common. they would fraction over religion and ethnicity.we have a goal. get them out. we know who is with us or against us. also, wogs can’t fight for shit. they are shorter and weaker than us, aren’t as brave and manly as you think, and they are dumb as fucking rocks. they can’t organise well and any organised military force they can muster would quickly get btfo by native tactical knowledge and anger. Look at Rhodesian Bush War. Or the fact whites conquered much larger armies in colonial days with only a small force.
Honey mustard sausage sandwiches for lunch
>>199145143that's not the issue with house elves
immigration will never stop or even slow downyour vote will never matter. the country will devolve into 85 IQ mutt soup. it's over.
Why does he do it. Whats in it for him. Its not even funny or interesting. Just boring mental illness.
>>199145110all the time spent playing football manager far exceeds that
>>199145151You'll find 95% of people are against you and your backwards way of thinking
>>199145143So? Most works of creativity have conceptual lineage
might move to scotland
>>199144994we'd fucking destroy them and it'd be pathetically easywogs can't fight
>>199144932>What about rejoining the EU? Is that on the table with labour in power?Not at the moment. Keir was pro-EU, but he realises that it would anger people if he opened up that argument again at the moment. So his position now is "Brexit has been done, we won't change that, but we will try to get a better relationship with the EU".Perhaps Britain will eventually rejoin the EU, who knows, but it probably won't be seriously discussed for at least the next 5 years, maybe longer.
>>199145191ahh so sorry scotch-san!! I upskirt your kilt!! I thought you were lady! ahhh!!
lndians will always hate pakis more than whites
>>199145182i think you miss the point
>>199145183Cope on greenmong
So scat porn has stopped working for me and i don't know what to do anymore. They only stuff that works for me is scat pussy stuffing and fucking, or a dude fucking a girl in the ass while she shits, though all of those always have the view blocked by the guy, or girls squatting on dildos in the ass while shitting and simultaneously deepthroating a dildo or hand and vomitting. I'm lost and i can't cum anymore and don't know what to do.
>>199145216bit bender
looking good cyndi
>>199145183spotted the wog!and it'll be even easier to spot you lot IRL
>>199145203Zesty white
hedgehogs? reddit animal
>>199145183Not when their children are being chased down by hordes of Muslims and Bantus. We’d wipe the floor with them.
>>199145241Proper belly that like
never been abroad beforeanywhere worth going solo?
>>199145259what’s a 4chan animal
echidnas? /our/ animal
What is the actual difference between Germany and Austria
>>199145281xl bully
FUCK THE EUFUCK ALL OF THEM
/brit/ was leftwing before the brit/pol/ refugees arrived
>>199145206>it would anger people if he opened up that argumentWhy?
>>199145279yeah
Census results say Scotland fell from 96% White British in 2011 to 87% in 2022
>>199145279masachoosets
would just need the air force to bomb a few densely populate city areas and the war would be almost over
>>199145298sorry what's leftwing about bringing in millions of illiterate wogs?
do not judge my political inclination xxx
Is it called the Green Party because it's full of Muslims
>>199145279china
>>199145281
Fucking nutters
>>199145318just cut off the lecky, water and food supplies the wogs would eat each other alive then a week later it’s just easy picking off the survivors
https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1807024727283675211>I have just been invited to appear on Laura Kuenssberg.>I’m refusing until the BBC apologises for their dishonest QT audience.>Our state broadcaster has behaved like a political actor throughout this election.>Reform will be campaigning vigorously to abolish the license fee.he's fucking lost it
>>199145281incelephants
>>199145357shut the fuck up you neek
This country is utterly fucked.
>>199145357if he did this before the panorama interview then reform would be polling in the high 20s by now
>>199145357why is it any time Britain gets a right leaning party they end up an absolute embarrassing joke instead of a valid option to vote for
>>199145357not sure what the problem is
need to get banned from justeat to stop overeatingmight answer the door naked next time to see what happens
>>199145357i'd like to apologise to nigel farage for being a dishonest QT watcher
>>199145357>>Reform will be campaigning vigorously to abolish the license fee.Worth voting for them alone tbqhwy
>>199145302Brexit did win the referendum by 52% to 48%.Keir wants the votes of people who voted for Brexit (as well as those who didn't), so he can form the next government. If he said right now that he wants to rejoin the EU, he would lose some votes.I guess he can appeal to both sides of the Brexit argument if he says "okay we're staying out for now, but we will at least improve our relations with the EU".
>>199145302Only studentmongs think we should rejoin the EU at any cost. People that actually vote just want to get on with it.
>>199145279solo travelers are so grim
>>199145405>hmmmmm why is it that every time we get a right leaning party it turns out that they’re retards>could it be… that right wing people are inherently retards?
>>199145357if you'd go on another bbc program after they set you up to be humiliated, then you'd deserve it the second time
>>199145432Based reform voter!
>>199145432no it's retarded, they should be stuffing the BBC full of their friends not trying to destroy it
>stuffing the BBC
I don’t think the media is intentionally trying to scare or brainwash people, especially about politics and current events like immigration or the cost of living crisis. I don’t think the state and the media are lying, I honestly just think they lost touch with the common man so long ago that they live on practically a different planet and just have no clue how bad things are for the masses.Like the papers trying to brand Farage a racist and a homophone. They still think that’s their ticket to destroy someone, not knowing that it’s the boy who cried wolf. They’ve spent the last 10 years calling everything they don’t like that so when it’s said people don’t pay attention anymore and just assume it’s some journo having a moment. Which it is. They’re not lying, they’re deluded. They have no idea what it’s like and that’s why their days are numbered and the smug do nothing political and media class are on thin ice.
>>199145450women are funny, rorke. get over it.
why would british channel name yourself like that
>>199145450Rosie Jones should get her to do the warm up for her, might make her look funny in comparison.
The country went to shit after this
Are young men becoming more sexist?
ah yes now reform are only discussed in terms of alleged offensive comments, and the issue of immigration can be ignored
>>199145450i can't quite put my cock on this *dabs cock*
>>199145413>>199145444By not going on he's letting them attack him without being there to defend himself
>>199145526How’s your stand up career coming along
Any good shows you lads reccomend? Ideally on Netflix or Prime.
any paki cunt ever touches my daughter i'll go fucking nuclear and gchq can print that off and stick it on the front of my case file
The 19th-century Russian composer Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky—still popular today for such works as The Nutcracker and the 1812 Overture—was not a happy man. In his 5,365 extant letters to friends and family, we find constant references to his sadness and unremitting anxiety. Over and over, he wrote versions of the line: “I suffered incredibly from depression and hatred for the human race.”
>>199145573Based. I’d kill him.
>>199145554It's not, because I am fully aware that I am not funny enough to have one, unlike most female comedians.
glastonbury is white posho rubbish
>>199145564Millenium
>>199145552but nobody's watchingif going on the show gave him a chance of improving his election chances, then they wouldn't have invited him on
The Boys, pile of woke SHITE
>>199145587cuck snake
A fun fact is, ancient greeks (who invented break dancing) once used their puke to lubricate the floors so its easier to do dance moves because water would just evaporate too fast in the heat.
>>199145625watched a few episodes of the latest season at my dad's (loves superhero slop does dadberg) and could feel my brain melting out my ears
three o clock where has the day gone
>>199145625last season has definitely gone to the dogs
>>199145625rorke when he realises it's making fun at HIS expense
>>199145548we already solved immigration with brexit rorke what more do you want
>>199145659>and could feel my brain melting out my earsalri butcher
>>199145641Lmfao did she just kill her with her period blood
watched the new mad max movieit's distinctly not australian now
>>199145666up my arse
got drunk last night and vomited my lungs up and no one suspects a thing
>>199145574Ktim
>>199145450Absolutely would
>>199145414He looks happy
>>199145564somebody feed philthe bear
Knew two girls who were twins and one completely mogged the other in looks and body. Brutal.
>>199145737pack of lies
Absolutely famished
>>199145737Ktim
do identical male twins have identical willy sizes?
any severely dehydrated man in
>>199144954Bet you get really red faced whenever women try to talk to you
reckon vietnam would have been good craic as long as you never got into an ambush
>>199145791yh
Eat at spoons tonight. Steal packets of ketchup. Have a warm pint alone on a table that seats 6
>>199145763its right there mate if youre so clever wheres your drawing
nigel is woke
>>199145787lets find out
when you think about it age of consent laws are a bit silly really
>>199145800I would probably be high and listening to the Doors most of the time
>>199145820Get the halloumi fries. Have a pitcher of Long Island Ice Tea. Have two.
Have a poo, have two
>>199145737leftypol's ancestor
>>199145840what’s that film where they are all in vietnam smoking ganj and the sweat is dripping off them due to the heat from the 80s and 90s i think
>>199144954Based but I'm confused by HOI4, everyone seems to think it's shit yet still plays it.
salam alaikum brothers, might do a tour of all the best mosques in england
>>199145856Do heroin. Wear sunscreen.
imagine your flaccid willy being so small it doesnt even go past your balls
impossible to get a house unless you have two incomes, need to get a bird just so I can have a roof over my head
>>199145856talk about Arsenal with a stranger. Smoke a fag. Scran a pickled egg.
doing a tedious fucking spreadsheet and I'm sure there's about 10 mistakes in it but I can't be fucked to fix itmongbergs problem, he should learn how to use python like everyone else in the 21st century
>>199145547heard that korean young men are rapidly becoming rorkes while young women rapidly turn into feminists
>>199145890Imagine it being so small it's inverted and comes out your arse
>>199145872apocalypse now
Vietnam would've gone differently if I was there. Would've been the North evacuating to China. No messing.
>>199145908but i prefer a gooey
>>199145709watched a clip and it looked like a video game cutscene
any of you lads been watching the gymnastic world cup that's hosted in Milan? some very artistic performances
>>199145898get a real job in software or finance lad
>>199145641tf is this
>>199145965I work in finance, lad The pay is piss poor and the work is boring beyond belief
>>199145286Please pick up your trash or I will shart in your thread
>>199145916that would be mental
why do they need to give the guilt tripping climate change will kill us all message at the end of every attenborough documentary
ate too many salt and vinegar pringles and now I've got acid burns on my tongue
>>199145982really? what kind of finance because my mates are all on 100k+
>>199145961professional sport competitions lost their soul in my opiniononly watch amateur U17 meets now
walked a 10 minute longer path to my house just so I didn't have to cross the road at the same time as a cute girl
>>199145820thanks for reminding me, just got my table booked
>>199145982I thought you earnt loads in finance
we're all here broshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dX5JmgpWyo
>>199145357>>Reform will be campaigning vigorously to abolish the license fee.I was going to vote for them but between Nigels bragging about killing the right and now this I don't know that I can.
wish i had food
it's just another form of racism
>>199146036keeping pets is incredibly childish
>>199145749Yeah that's the case at my kids school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB46dRO0YZ8
could kill for a chocolate bar and a can of coke but im on a diet
>>199146067well spank my bottom and send me to bed early
>>199146041
hungrier. poorer. more alone.
>>199146066*buys them out*
never been fat so never had to go on a diet don’t understand how cunts can get fat in the first place. just eat healthy foods at the correct times in the correct portions. not difficult
Mad how people don't appreciate the soft power that the BBC generates. The country is full of people that know the price of everything and the value of nothing
might go to india just to experience the chaos
repeat after me BRO TIER
wish I didn't feel like an alien freak when I'm outside
>>199146121more a fan of the hard throbbing power bbc generates desu
>>199146066unabummer
>>199146023many of the competitors in the gymnastic world cup are under 17
>>199145890thats normal. trust me. i do care work and have seen more flaccid willies than you've had hot dinners sunshine
>more a fan of the hard throbbing power bbc generates desu
>>199146121I just pay my licence to watch the snooker.
wish they made gay porn where one of the blokes is a woman instead
wanted to go for an incel walk but there are poofs everywhere and don't fancy getting that new strain of monkeypox or seeing them fruiting up
>>199146153do you find horror movies scary?
>>199146150don't care, they're not british they don't belong hereand that includes wogminister Rishi
>Foreigners make fun of white people for not liking spicy food>Foreigners shit their pants and nearly die if they drink milk or eat cheese>Nobody makes fun of them for it
>>199146150BROTIERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTKm7BN7B48
the gyppo fair is back in my town
Neighbours outside with friends shouting, why do people have to talk so loudly to people that are sitting across from them? Fucking calm down.
So hungry i cant even think.
>>199146211couldn't say, haven't watched one in years
>>199146093LOL
graduated from petty racism around my 20it's not about raceit's about understanding the fundamental secret of all lives
>>199146205https://www.straightguysforgayeyes.com/this exists
>>199146247alcohol increases the volume that people speak at
>>199146029maybe if you're decently senior, I've only been in this job for 2 years, but I'm only on about £35k>>199146022actuary
>>199146269why does all chinky philosophy boil down to vague hippy shite about how life is complex and you shouldn’t worry
>>199146258usually the feeling of being an alien can be a precusor to psychiatric illness, psychopathy or you have undergone an extended period of isolation
>>199146285I was on 35k 7 months out of uni in software. Doesn't mean we'll both earn the same amount in X amount of time though, maybe finance ramps up quickly.
going for a shit a shower then going to clean flatberg
hunger and sorrow, my only companions in this shite life
>>199146323I just finished hoovering the flatberg and I was soaked with sweat, I'd have the shower after cleaning if I were you.
quants in finance earn a lot but it seems like absolutely soul crushing work, kind of thing you retire from after a few years
>>199146273*does a gay porn double take* wha-wha-whaaaat? gay chebules?
>>199146352>quants in finance earn a lotHow much do they earn in the UK/ausnz?
>>199146351the poo cannot wait and its going to be a messy one that'll need a shower to clean up aftermight be two showers on the cards here
Still no matches on Hinge but I get shown a lot of attractive women now for some reason.
>>199146392two showers? thats insane
>>199146295because something different than "life is god-given and you should worry if you don't believe him" was needed
sucking a knopper
>>199146285back office roles are paid a lot less generallyyou'll still get to 100k after a few years if you're in IB or a hedge fundI'm a software engineer at a fund and get £125k base with 5 years experience
member when cans came in 6 packs instead of 4 packs
>>199146458remember when can packs came with a plastic ring round them you could it by not some odd cardboard cage where the cans fall out
the PB
>>199146413roobs if she a whore
>>199146413Stupid bitch.
>>199146187isn't he dead? is bbc the topic de jour in heaven too?
member when Freddos were 20p
Joe Biden, Rishi Sunak and Gareth Southgate are beneficiaries of the same sort of inertia, complacency and coordination failure. The world is desperately short of people who prioritise outcomes over avoiding “a bad look”.
>>199146490bruh
>>199146508in hell maybe
>>199146508he's grooming it up on britfeel on trip and here anonymously
>>199146458I'm gonna bring a 6 pack to Cody's tonight, will you be there bro?
>>199146490that seems like a great way to fuck your back up
>>199146517yeahshame really
>>199146490Old gym had a bloke who'd do that, was awful to watch. I've no idea why he didn't just go down with the weights and do a proper DL, he's probably crippled himself now.
remember when toblerones didn't taste like ash and sawdust?
>>199146435that's because you don't have souls
>>199146517gareth southgate definitely has let a black man shag his wife
>>199146517those three men aren’t leaders. they’re placeholders. puppets controlled by higher ups. not one of them could make a case for themselves standing on their own two feet. as soon as their behind the scenes support falls they crumble.
*bats screech**wolfs howl**a shadow falls across the land**rises from the crypt*remember when 99s were 99p
>>199146508it's de jure you idiot
Children should be taught at a young age, 13 at the most, how nasty and bitter most adults can be.
>>199146566looks like Georgia Meloni
>>199146566would be quite fit if she removed 50% of the jew ink
>>199146578lel, some mong will actually believe this too haha good one mate xx
Sabrina - Boys
>>199146597teachers at school taught me that
might bite the bullet and buy one of those dysonberg fans
>>199146686They're a con.
remember in school how they always used to go"you'll miss these days, best days of your life"
>>199146702yeah, they were right
>>199146489>where the cans fall outdoesnt actually happen. loads of rorke climate change deniers moaning about it tho
I thought we was quiet riot
>>199146701where's the fan, where's the bloody fan!?
>>199146702>>199146727Successfully indoctrinated ;)
Will I get in trouble at work if I send this to my single childless 40 year old co-worker?
never enjoyed a single day of my life me
remember in school you'd see a ridiculous amount of fit legs in tights and would have to imagination wank in the toilets or as soon as you got home
>>199146686get yourself a wet/dry vac they're amazingi have one of these and it's the best vac i've ever had and only £70https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B09NMKVGNT/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8
>>199146753ktim
you'll miss these threads when you're olderbest days of your life
ive got to go to the shop to top up my gas cardim a big fatty fat bastard but im on a diet and ive got a bad craving for sugarplease someone talk me out of buying a can of coke and a chocolate bar
notice how gay cunts always look sickly and pale
>>199146745IT'S IN THE BASE LUKA
Off to an all you can play arcades tomorrow
>>199146799*notices how you look sickly and pale*hm
new>>199146824>>199146824
>>199146799hiv/aids
>>199146792The only one I miss is the meetup donkey's years ago and we went through a thread a minute. Most of you zoomers were literal children then.
the disputed islands lie here, off the coast of Argentina
>>199146192Based and snookerpilled
>>199146841show us your tits lass
>>199146841JAanNIES!!!!
>>199146796You'll feel good for about 30 seconds then shit afterwards.
>>199146841why are you making early, yankified, dogshit threads?we need British threads for British posters
HE'S HERE
and that's a bad miss
>>199146751Depends how well you know her
oh janny janny
>>199146686No better than a normal fan honestly.>>199146774he wants a fan m8 not a vac
>>199146796drink a Diet Coke insteadyes it’s slop but at least it’s a step in the right direction
last for poo
last for wee
last for cum
>>39473475340957039475309457309457039475
last for foy
alright let's get the new made
Using a wet & dry vac on reverse to cool my flat
>>199146884I know your right but that doesnt make the cravings go away >>199146954diet coke tastes horrible. defeats the purpose. id rather have a glass of water. its all or nothing for me.
>>199147013Nope, Brit is officially banned from int
>>199147034>>199147034>>199147034>>199147034>>199147034
it's up, go find it
>>199147027ok fatty do what you wantstay fat fatty
last for walt disney
>>199147030n-no..... not like this....... *starts falling into dust*
>>199147045thats better, but not cruel enough
>>199146751>the benders live in the philippines
Rorke losing his MIND at the Idles set at Glasto last night
walt disney
