tortoise edishhhhhhhh
poo smells lmfao :)
LITERALLY having sex right nowMy penis is going in and out repeatedly in a wet warm pussy LITERALLY right now as I type
I hate myself beyond description
driving test didn't go so well rorke?
>>199155475
>>199155489what's wrong mate?
>>199155486ktinm (kek this is not me)
>>199155425thank u
Is Britain a motherland or a fatherland?
>>199155497in a just world I would be entitled to legally bash her face in with a crowbar
>>199155451do tortoises get lonely
>>199155526it's terfland
>>199155526Deadbeat dad
>>199155526wogland
>>199155502why is he built like a chubby slag with a huge arse
My favourite composers are Wagner and D'Agostino
oh they are SEETHING>Nigel Farage's Reform UK makes official complaint against Channel 4 over 'electoral interference' after claiming the broadcaster used an actor as a 'plant' during undercover stinghttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13583453/nigel-farage-reform-uk-official-complaint-channel-4.html
>>199155514ugly bloke
Play that funky music, white boy
it's kind of amazing how divorce and break ups happen between shaggers all the time but you still don't get very many secrets being spread about the weird cocks and fannies. it's like millions and millions of mutually assured destruction policies all around the world
>>199155526Britannia is normally represented as a woman
>>199155497mental how perfect she is>>199155540violent mutt filth
Are british blacks the worst type of black?
>>199155394that's dortmund you spacker. this ain't the 1940s
>>199155543reckon they don't
>>199155526Absent fatherland
>>199155564nothingburger, the government will investigate itself and find no wrongdoing
>>199155526countries are generally feminine
>>199155564The Uniparty is afraid.
>>199155502built like a woman in a renaissance painting
>>199155526
>>199155597Dog
I remember fondly the last euro semi-finals against denmarkshortly afterwards I knocked an aggresive wog out cold with a single punch
job centre work coachberg has recommended a job 2 buses and a train (85 mins total) away at a greasy spoon cafe, min-wage, that only take applications by hand (no email, must apply in person)simply not applying to that. Will tell her it's too far away and if she sanctions me then I'll take it.
>>199155514Most attractive T-girl that has been posted here is Camii IMO. The others are varying levels of grim. There's another girl with blonde hair who's quite pretty too but I don't know her name.Camii>>>Powergap>>>>Pierbi>>>Moon face>>>>>>>>Pixxie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_Ej3_nGgc
>>199155554bro got the bbw build
>>199155610channel 4 the government is it aye mate?lurk more, deary me
>>199155603don't care, didn't care in the other thread either
trannies are disgusting
>>199155625bit of a cunt aren't you lass
>>199155597thats trutle
Why do some Americans prefer to post here than /cum?
>>199155661then why did you reply?
>>199155597what a boomer
>>199155615Africa is the brotherland
when di pale ting keep sucking after u bus
>>199155623Could be alri. free scran
>>199155648It's a government funded broadcaster mate
>>199155641Is that just raw saffron laid on top?>>199155648Channel 4 is state-owned.
>>199155615>orphan countriesgrim
Watching Michael McIntyre with the wife. Very funny.
>>199155625you might be one of the most pathetic humans ever
>>199155648Literally state owned you mug
>>199155690not traveling 3 hours a day to work in a cafe
>>199155641Rather get 2 big frozen goyslop pizzas for the same price as that hipster nancy boy garbage
>>199155663What about those trannies that actually look like hot girls with their shape, figure, tits and everything but have a tiny dick
>>199155502would shag rotten from behind
>>199155689PLEASE don't be a bloke
>>199155625>The others are varying levels of grim.Almost as if they're ugly blokes in dresses. Mad
>>199155597future american president
the gravlax, please
>>199155689thug's facetime rn
so many old gay guys at glastonbury. imagine the state of their arseholes
new tinder pic what do you lads reckon
caffeine withdrawals doing me in
Cyndi Lauper isn't very good
>>199155742*chuckles satirically*
surprisingly hard
>>199155712>A diavola pizza at Strega in Milford, with tomato sauce, fresh fior di latte, spicy salami, Calabrian chili pepper strips and basil.
>>199155677the name is gayI am not posting in a thread called cum
BLACKS EVERYWHEREIN MY RURAL TOWNFUCK THIS
>>199155756yeah?
>>199155757Too intimidating.
>>199155623what if in game, not in real life, I am not suggesting this, you told her to never contact you again and ensure that you get your benefits for the rest of your life and said maybe there would be consequences if she didn’t
>>199155757fix your posture lad, otherwise looking good
>>199155769fuck off she's bossing itreckon you'll struggle to get off the settee when you're 70lass on her lead guitar is immense too
>>199155679to make you feel bad
>>199155597Corr, would love to boil that up into a soup
>>199155526brittania is a woman so a motherland
>prison lady is married and has a kidoh my fucking DAYS
>>199155734>What about those trannies that actually look like hot girlsThere are none. You're a homo.
there has never been a game as good as dark souls, although bloodborne came close. nothing itches that comfy arpg itch quite like it
>>199155788anglos made their bed, know you will lie in it
>>199155776easy for me
>>199155788Yeah same, sudden influx. They stick out like a sore thumb
>>199155821needs more prison meat
>>199155821Slag looking slag is a slag Wow front page news
>>199155719stewart lee would not be pleased to read this
>>199155788nun u cud do lil boy LOL
HMP sex>Why DO so many female prison officers fall for cons behind bars? Explicit video from Wandsworth prison is latest example as number of behind-bars relationships jumps by 50 per centhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13582685/Wandsworth-prison-latest-example-number-bars-relationships.html
Voting Reform to get the wogs out of here.
Anglicanism in the 21st century bluepilled pozzloaded clownworld.
reckon lauren laverne must be about 65 years old on the slyshe's been a part of the british musical zeitgeist for as long as i can remember
Ordered a Chinese.
>>199155782respectable answer
>>199155913Even if reform gets in and actually wants to get rid of them, not like they can just kick out residents since they've all been given permanent residency too
>>199155931A Chinese what?
>english referees10 minute VAR check in this match then
>>199155955Fella
>>199155901>Aisha Golsby, 23, was working at HMP Portland in Dorset when she became involved with convict Deano Harrison. She was jailed for 16 months last year for tipping him off about a cell searchget in deano my son
>>199155926The jocks were right. Presbyterianism mogs Anglicanism.
>michael oliver refereeingtrouble brewing>fucking DAVID COOTE on varjesus christ let's hope there's no controversyi'm not being funny but i genuinely reckon i could do a better job at refereeing a professional football match than david coote
>>199155689PLEASE BE A BLOKE
>>199155954Dont careStill Voting Reform then moving to China
England are going to win the Euros without beating anybody good
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>199155901>expecting the literal fairer sex to enforce a harsh punishment
>>199155788BUT IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MY BABY IT DON'T MATHER IF YOU BLACK OR WHITE
Going Denmark in this match guys
>>199155811didn't work
ublock -> optionsboards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-be)
https://www.youtube.com/live/fKwGFF2DLxY?si=AYjhPJ_x2xPVG9mR
>>199155931mine's already here lad wahahahey
>>199155801Fuck off diego you tiny poof
>>199155982based
>>199155987im short but not thin is that better
just give up now to be honest
>>199156023Corr
WAR IN ASIA
been called diego twice today
>>199156036unfortunately not
>>199156023>4 meals for 1 personPlanets must orbit round you
>>199156041Fuck's sake who did he piss off
>england beating france in the world cup of dartsBASED
I think it's incredibly cruel to deny your woman experiencing a good BBC dickingYou'll only experience life once and you refuse her feeling unmatched pleasure just once CRUEL
>>199156023That looks fucking rank
>>199156041chances are he's got the red one
Timmy WON
>>199156023Looks vile. Far too much liquid.
How we feeling about AURORA? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y238kmIxjA
>>199156072cruel and misogynistic
women shouldn't be soldiers, police, firefighters, or prisonguards
>>199156061There's the Germany game and then there's Argentina playing at 1amI let it go cold and have it cold like a bvllI work hard I deserve this
>>199156023Looks great.
bottle your feelings up. keep it inside. never speak your mind. push away everybody that cares about you. disappoint everyone who loves you. be a man.
>>199156085Filipino men look like THAT?
>>199156084mind are they so curious. mind your own beeswax you nosey parker
Denmark to win 3-1. Calling it now.
>>199156023My Chinese was delivered right after your post.
>Timmy WON
How Chinese Prostitution works
>>199156090we're not talking about your axe wound m8
>>199156109men shouldn't be teachers, doctors, priests, care workers, or any other position that involves them interacting with children, such is their proclivity for nonceing them
>>199156142Put your money where your mouth is pal
>>199156091why are women like this
don't eat takeaway anymore remember when you used to be able to spend £15 and get a huge meal that would fill you up and still have leftovers for tomorrow, now it's like £20 and you're still hungry afterwards
would it be bad if i shagged an escort behind the gfs back while she's away
Imagine going to Glasto with an Israeli flag and getting trampled by smelly hippies
>clive and ally on commentarybased
>>199156177yes
Most times youve made your woman cum in one session?
>>199156084lovely inquisitive mack
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
Pasta delivery on the way
>>199156091i figure jailhouse rizz is the highest form of rizz
>>199156171This is a retarded expression.Putting money near your mouth is incredibly unhygienic. You don't know where those coins/notes have been prior to you getting them.
>>199156173They're just thick mate
>>199156173that lost prophet nonce gets loads of letters from women too, was reading an article about him yesterday. apparently the big boys in prison are taxing him for protection and he got stabbed the other day because he failed to pay
just been blacked
>>199156206The female orgasm is a myth.
>>199156154you talk to chinese prostitute about anal then commissar jumps out of bushes and demands his cut
love bombed? explainI read it but still don't get it
>>199156154Tell me how does it work
>>199156212utterly dire patter
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
>>199156207Beautiful catberg. I love Calico cats.
>>199156239Yeah from white bois
>>199156177I did this once, wasn't worth the guilt desu
>>199156202ok thanks
>>199156230obviously hard to have much sympathy for evil paedophiles but this does seem like a rather massive failure of the prison system
Saturday night on /brit/. All the big personalities out. Can't beat it.
>>199156230
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
The thing about prozzies is you could just jerk off and save £200
>>199156249imagine you walk into your car dealership and the salesmen starts complimenting your shoes, your watch, everything about you. This will make a lot of marks I mean customers feel more inclined to go through with the sale because they like the fuzzy feeling of being told they're special/great that the salesmen gives themnow take that metaphor out of the car dealership and put it into the sexual marketplace
Never understood why people cheat.Just have a wank ffs
Vote ReformLearn RussianMove to ChinaGain a clue.
>>199156264Fat autistic incel freak larping as a working class Scot on 4chan.
>>199156278are you still together
>>199156333No but not because of that
>>199156316and the reason this is "bad" is because it's all just phony and manipulative, basically. Exploiting people's fundamental desire to be liked
Prom season now hope the kids have a good time
>>199156169that's just gay mengay men shouldn't do those things
Dark red kidney beans. God's gift to man. Might start a kidney bean farm in Minnesota
>>199156328I know you are but what am I?
>dungmarkBUT WAIT>VAR'd
>>199156356foy
>>199156370Butter beans are far superior
>>199156370this niggas eating beans
far too hot in my smelly bedroom
>>199156362would unironically marry her
>>199156364Uhhhh...why is there a ruler on the wall?
>>199156370>>199156388for me it's pinto or cannellini beansbutter beans are like too meaty for my tastes
>>199156371sent that freak flying
accidentally submitted a misclassified reportsee you in 3 days lads
learned how to make my own baked beans
>>199156320not votingalready done thatmaybeok
>>199156328You’re no one to point out anyone’s larping, big man
>>199156392LOL
>English refs
Can hear The Breeders in the background at Glasto
>>199156081it's all over
STATE of michael oliver STATE of english refereeing
one of the most retarded disallowed goals I've ever seen
>>199156437Why aren't you voting diego
>>199156418>cannellini beansfilthy poof
michael oliver get ready to learn arabic buddy
Dadberg's had enough of Cyndi Lauper, got Germany on now
>>199156472pointless and i don't care about this countryand i'm not diego
doing some really eggy farts
BASEDCAM ON DENMARK
i use pinto beans in my burritos fwiwand i eat burritos four days a week so they're pretty peak
Vampires are real desu.https://youtu.be/ugiJyv7T_mk?si=8BxUdl_5VCA-C3a6
>picking boxes at random>tactics
>>199156437VOTE REFORM
the wife
Eriksen should just retire, lad's lucky to be alive
Not watching Glasto or the match because I'm not an NPC
>>199156514least schizophrenic catyank post
>>199156502Alri Emma.
where is he now?
>>199156555be funny if he died again
lil timmy spending his 20s working out and making money so that his looksmatch will settle with him at 30 after getting ran through by mandem
>>199156287>>199156230dont read the reason why he's there, its unspeakabley grimhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Watkins_(Lostprophets_singer)#Sexual_offences_and_criminal_activity
>>199156555just remembered his brief spell at brentford
>>199156576He will do at some point like
>>199156514catyank have you seen any balabanov films? i think you'd like them
>>199156568Yeah you’re using your time in a much more valuable way, chatting to us mongs.
>>199156514greetings catyank
get the migrants housed
>>199156594yeah as i say it's difficult to have any sympathy for him specifically but a prison system run by the criminals doesn't feel great
>>199156539>there will never be planescape torment setting game with these graphics
>>199156599fair shoutfather time remains undefeated as they say
the dominatrix
>>199156574dunno mate, he lives in my filters list
>>199156662desperate to fit in canadian!
Genderdysphoriaberg doing me in
Not watching Glasto or the match or playing Elden Ring because I'm not an NPC
Germany dominating Denmark like it's 1940
michael schumacher mentionedwhat's his current status? still veg?
>>199156388Butter beans are for unsophisticated brutes
>>199156699Nah he got better
>>199156685post arse
mad that
finishing off the last couple of beers then I shall crack open the bottle of Bunnahabhain scotch
>>199156699still a better driver than ralf in his current state tbf
It's Sunday evening. The week hasn't even begun and the clock is ticking. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained
Ah yes, the black lad 'dances', very true Clive
>>199155729you literally just show up and apply for it while on a bit of ket or something mateit's that easy
>>199156760It’s not Sunday THOUGH
>>199156370damn that's based
>>199156762Dances into some white fanny!
we've got to move these refrigerators
>>199156601No desu. Should I watch them?>>199156621Hello.
>>199156783bollocks
Eriksen cant retire for political reasons
>>199156635Prisoners have always been uniquely tough on noncesThat's their vibe
Hardly got out of bed today
>>199156729Good lad
>>199155821just a couple of married besties who who are also pineapple-looking?
burning calories by chewing junk food
just woke up
>>199156809yes you should watch them, they are very kino and sovl
>>199156760>Get a green tea in youoh yeah lemme just start chugging hot tea on 30 C. what a brilliant idea
>>199156719I'm not gay
Trans Empire
>>199156861Post it for the lasses
NEED a bf
>>199156850Ok desu. I shall begin tonight.
Sorry mum cant get a job im learning about the German occupation of Qingdao
>>199156724east asians are actually faster than whites. whites are pretty slow, only indians are slower (indians are just unathletic in general)
all real world politics is pozzed. the only thing about politics not pozzed is online discussion about it if you can say whatever you want.
The listenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYB5fFCiA4
>>199156724literal zoomer
Send em all back
the black fella dances and hoots to the sound of bongo drums whilst the fentanyl courses through his veins
>>199156874went to war with terf island and lost their capital, saigon style
>>199156903They make good beer
>Team with Hojlund up front can't make the ball stickMad that
>open incognito tab so my youtube feed doesnt get messed up >open video>ad comes on>close it because its not worth waiting through to skip
>>199156974he's shite
>>199156974hojlund genuinely might be man u's best player
Either I tell my parents my neet savings are about to run out or I jump off a bridge.In two minds.
>>199156982why do you not use ad block
>>199156973Because of the German occupation
>>199156982enable your ad blocker in private windows problem solved
lollmao, even
>>199157006his brain is too full of melanin and corn syrup to enable it for incognito mode
>>199156982why don't you enable adblock on incognito? would that interrupt your crack pipe smoking too much to click a couple of buttons?
>>199156953why do they start slowing down before they even reach the finish line instead of keeping running
>>199156958Complaining about immigrants after you colonized half the world is peak victim blaming
>>199157043how so
just learned you can enable adblock in incognitonot a fucking clue why it isnt on automatically but whatever
>>199157040because it's an incredible effort on their musclesthey reach peak speed at like 60-70m and it;s all slowing down from theresame for the 200m lads
>>199157078least retarded yank
>>199156847
>Eriksen short to ScholesIs Clive having a stroke
>>199157043>some wogs were shite at war>therefore we (a nuclear power and island nation with a large navy) must allow infinity africans and coons into the countrygo away wog
PAUL SCHOLESHE SUCKS HIS DAUGHTER'S TOES
>>199157043immigration is as extension of imperialism and exploiting people of colour. wouldn't expect a homo redititis american to understand that though
>>199157078proper spastic cunt aren't you
>>199157043revenge minded thinking is evil. sort yourself out.
>>199157141>homo redititis americanVERY good.
Do people really think if the wog countries had had better tech they'd just have shared it with everyone and been sound
>>199157141sent that cunt packing
>>199157141it's also neolib's inability to comprehend *raising taxes*
>>199157168wogs aren't just thicker, they're more evilthat's why they're still savage over there hundreds of years after the rest of the world civilised itself
>>199157199wokeness isn't civilisation
>>199157199yeah because britain is so civilise matefucking mong
>>199157199low iq post
>>199157168chinese didn't colonise when they went to africa and other places, just traded
>>199157236youre right, saw my neighbour take a necklace yesterday for stealingmaureen deserved it though
Um lads
thinking about david I of scotland
>>199157227>>199157236>>199157240got a bunch of savage wogs taking offense it seemshow about you lot try civilising yourselves eh? also go back
why is the lid of every plastic drinks bottle now unable to be removed from the bottlewhat is this psyop
>>199157304confirming your low iq by assuming all who disagree with you are the group discussed in your post
>>199157304legalising homosexuality isn't civilisation
>>199157307Mentioned this months ago and was called a fat wanker complaining about his sugar water addiction. Been scared to bring it up since.
er lads... the postcount?
>>199157029>Communists advocated for Peace!unless you're determined to be Kulak coded in which case you end up laying peacefully in a ditch
"whites" (and especially anglos) are savages known for mongol tier violence on a global scale
>>199157357we're going to 400 postslive a little
+1 to /brit/s post count
Farage wiped the smug look off the face of this woman in seconds
Got an itchy leg
>>199157307think it's an EU thing that we just have to put up with because we no longer have a seat at the table
>>199157438no post counts
>>199157377true. the fancy courts and the powdered wigs are just a bizarre rain dance before you're violently sacrificed
>>199157363"peace" in this case just means letting russia declare as many wars as they like
Bum hurts
Haven't seen Toby in a few days, reckon hes back in jail
>>199157504sounds good
Wealth inequality is killing this country
Getting a bit silly now
>>199157537>sounds good
lads, new one pls
>>199157554this is how it should be
The last ever /brit/ It's been the best of times it's been the blurst of times
>>199157561russia won
not liking this
why has the game stopped? it's just raining lads
abolishing slavery was the original wokeness
Good posting with you guys guess this is really the final threadit's been an honor gentlemen
>>199157585
new>>199157596>>199157596
elf and safety gone mad
>>199157608shut the fuck up you yank freak
real noo>>199157623>>199157623>>199157623
