frens edition. non frens not allowedprev >>199147172
>>199157163fren debate
I am spreading the Ik AND the Ook on your continent, and there is NOTHING you can do about it chuds!
>>199157198
>>199157163Dinos and orange juice.
>>199156978>solar panelsI wasn't aware that the average American was so supportive of slave labour mining, but it makes sense. You've imported millions of slaves to pick your fields.
I just got out my little red bookThe minute that you said goodbyeI thumbed right through my little red bookI wasn't gonna sit and cryAnd I went from A to ZI took out every pretty girl in townThey danced with me and as I held themAll I did was talk about youHear your name and I'd start to cryThere's just no getting over you... oh, no...There ain't no girl in my little red bookWho could ever replace your charmsAnd each girl in my little red bookKnows you're the one I'm thinkin' ofOh won't you please come backWithout your precious love I can't go onWhere can love be I need you so muchAll I did was talk about youHear your name and I'd start to cryThere's just no getting over you... oh, no...Oh won't you please come backWithout your precious love I can't go onIt's haunting me I need you so muchAll I did was talk and talk about youHear your name and I'd start to cryThere's just no getting over youAll I did was talk and talk about youHear your name and I'd start to cryThere's just no getting over you... oh no
>>199157413>slave labour miningBlacks yearn for the yoke and lash
>>199157198Donnie's faces when the corpse was talking were priceless. Like "I can't believe it's this easy"Dude will dodge the charges by being reelectedSome dudes simply can't lose
>>199157433especially the women
>>199157457>dodge the charges by being reelectedHe can't dodge State charges as a President THOUGH only federal ones. It will be interesting if he legally becomes president and sentenced to jail in NY at the same time lol
Americans be like>oh fuck I still need to pay my mortgage before I head to the sophomore homecoming or else my credit score is going to shit
>>199157460
>>199157599Americans are like that and they do say that
The NPC meme is fairly recent, but my entire life I have looked around at people, and the great masses of men seem to be living on autopilot, going from one sensory stimulus to another, carrying out their banal daily activity without pondering what it means to be alive. NPCs everywhere.
>>199157685Written like a true npc who thinks he’s outside of the system
>>199157685Damn you truly are the protagonist of this planet
>>199157685What about this>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombiekind of similar just without the political aspect the NPC meme now has
>>199157413Solars are definitely far from the precious metal hogs they once were.>I wasn't aware that the average American was so supportive of slave labour miningWe're definitely going to be mining no matter what we do if we want to power a first world country.What's your take on a good energy source for us to be scaling up on?
>>199157749>>199157763found the npcs
Germans be like >Im a inhuman waste of space and eat poop
Nafrifrogs be like "I'm cute and adorable and deserve hugs"
>my face when posting to /cum/
My car past inspection. We did it reddit
>>199157960what's a car inspection
>>199157798yeah, something like that
>>199157902Welcome to /cum/!>our french anon isn't French>our German anon isn't German>our Swede anon isn't Swedish>our Mexican anons aren't Mexican>our Americans are half mexican>our Canadians are half Indian
>>199157974like penis inspection day, but with cars
>>199157982>>our German anon isn't GermanI thought FK was a real German
Gaystation pozpigs… we’re so back
MagnetDL bros...
>>199157982>>our Americans are half mexicanim 100% slavic
>>199158029I HATED penis inspection day...always got so nervous beforehand
>>199158045citizenship yes, but ethnicity, ask him yourself
Me on the right.
floridamen ww@
>>199158206is cum a bl general
>>199158045He's balkanoid
What are your plans for Canada Day?
>>199158199I mean he's clearly white and speaks german that's all I know about it
>>199158224what's good jit
>>199158290I don’t go to public events anymore, as I don’t like being around jeets, who seem to make up about 70-80% of young people in my area
>>199158239/cum/ is a LOVE general. BL, yuri, hetshit, we love errybody except faggots.
>>199158290shan't be partaking in fireworks, but maybe drinking some alcohol
>>199158340>in my areayou should probably move
>>199157982im full mexican
>>199158453you say "t-shirt" like "teacher" lol
any of you guys on that Sigma Male Grindset still?
Why are you on /cum/ and not swimming in latina puss, esé?
>>199158482gualmart
>>199158029sauce?
sverige or something
Been laying in bed reading isekai for three hours and haven't fallen asleep.
>>199158593you should go to bed at night
my dick smells like rancid onions and cheese
>>199158580very boring video desu
>>199158617bet she just starts giving him a beej
>>199158607Nothing good ever came out of being awake during the day.
the city i'm moving to has a sizable anime convention once a year (as well as a furry convention which i'm obviously not interested in)should i check it out? i'm not that big of a weeb but finding a nerdy weeb gf is kinda the dream
>>199158617but what's her name? yandex gives me nothing
>>199158636nope it's some sort of dominatrix femdom hj video or something
>>199158406I already moved from a big city to a small city to escape foreigners a few years ago. If I try and White Flight to a small town with no jobs, it’ll just be flooded with jeets in a few more years anyway.
>>199157506He won't be sentenced to jail, he will be given a fine at most. If he's sentenced expect a landslide
>>199158658you might as well
Ale going to Hon Dipo
why is it that jeets are either completely normal people or complete fucking weirdos with essentially zero overlap
>>199158667> yandex gives me nothingweird because I only found it here after reverse image searching. Because you're a /cum/bro I will tell you her name is Siren Thorn and apparently is here in Canada.
>>199158730generation of immigrant, american culture vs indian culture
>>199158730there's a reason they have a caste system
>>199158730Probably either related to the caste system, or to differences between regions of India.
>>199158678>it’ll just be flooded with jeets in a few more years anyway.Chatham-Kent has done a pretty good job of avoiding it so far thougheverbeit
>>199158726can you just talk to people at those kinds of events
I started playing CSGO in June of 2014.
>>199158730>completely normal peoplethese are either heavily Westernized Jeets or like the top 1% of them
CUMPIES, im drinking covfefe
>>199158751Thank you!
>>199158816Top 1% jeets are roughly equivalent to Western minimum wage workers
>>199158728>they call McDonald's Macca's in Australia
>>199158968You know I typed top 0.01% but I thought it looked too hyperbolic lol maybe not
>>199159005ME
>>199159093and this is me
>>199158656why is that...girl...sitting on a hamster?
>>199159158For me it's the large sabre
>asian girl I know in China spent a lot of money to buy a purebred ragdoll cat>ask her why>"because it has beautiful blue eyes, I wanted to look into them personally">"I wonder if my cat knows how beautiful his eyes are?"If you have any colour of eye besides dark brown, please visit Asia kek
>>199159199Isn’t there an ancient South Park episode about fags putting hamsters up their ass
>>199159231lemmiwinks
>>199159210Even brown-eyed Europeans are beautiful to them. Their eyes are literally black, so Euro brown-eyes look golden in comparison
>>199159231yes
>>199159158cinquedea fans where are we at
it's over everyone it's fucking OVER
>>199159333
>>199159333.
>air date October 19, 2011>ancient south park episode>tfw I can remember when the South Park movie came outdamn Im old
>>199159158the Estoc looks cool but probably too thin
>>199159158longsword for me because im not a neckbeard
Pookraine lost
>>199159158for me? it's the Swiss Saber
>>199159380i want to be a chimpokomon masterwe must destroy the evil american imperialist power ich ni san shi ich ni san shi
>>199159415we're talking about historical swords, you'll give women the ick no matter what you pick so don't be socially engineered into picking the room temperature milk tier option
>>199159158I like the Spatha or Knightly Sword
>>199159386There's a famous duel involving these where a dude got pierced several times yet didnt die, got angry, dropped his and used a knife to kill his better skilled opponent.
i've given bitches the DICK more times than i've given them the ICK, fuck you talking bout mang
>>199159636>.pngdid you make this yourself?
>>199159524fine the zweihander then
remember as a teenager i wanted to fuck 20s and 30s so bad, now that im nearly 30 i wish to fuck a teenagerreally just cant win can you?
cleaned up like another 4000 unread and trash emails up until 2019 but i only freed up like 150mbthis is taking way too long and its tiresome
>>199159748why did you copy paste my /brit/ post but edit it you weird brazilian freak
>>199159636
LMAO imagine living in such a placeabsolutely no value in life there
>>199159777most emails have a sweep function that'll delete huge swaths of emails. try that
>>199159802Now THIS is a good meme?
no
>>199159814>if it weren't for blacks Lithuania would probably have a higher murder rate than the USAwhat's going on with the Baltic cunts?
>>199159685I make /cum/ originals all the time
**cums on your tummy**
>>199159814>SP 12That's more than 10 years ago for sure. Sao Paulo today is at 4.
>>199159909*quickly wipes it off*wtf anon watch where you splooge
>>199159893based OC creator, we need more of you and less mobileposters
>>199159781You would not bear the truth.
>>199159949i'm a big fan of all the draw together stuff we've done
>>199159909ummm you missed??
Stuck in a beach house with my family for the next 4 daysI hate it, I just want to be alone
I will NEVER post in /brit/
>>199160007based
>>199159976I've only done it like 2 times because I'm never here when it happens, feelsbadman
ayooo look at this richie rich with his beach house
>>199159231death camp of tolerance
>>199159997are you 14 years old?
>>199159892IQ issue
you don't hear that phrase much anymore
I am poor and brown
>>199160007based and /cum/pilled
.>>199159994>>199159994>>199159994earlyy neww
>>199160142stupid son of a bitch
>>199160186it's not a real new, no need to get upset
>>199160186he clearly doesn't want to wear that, leave him alone
>>19916006624
I have zero motivation to do anything except smoke weed
>>199160229cats cannot speak so we cannot say for sure... he vill continue to wear ze hat
>>199160334the archetypal stoner
I speak in vocal fry
>>199159814Kek
>>199160383After how many weeks of sobriety will my motivation start to return?
smart move on my part
>>199160398Same. I get told I sound like a Kardashian
>>199160419At least 2 weeks, unironically.
I've been fapping nonstop to amateur Asian massage parlor videos since the anon raised the topic in the previous thread
>>199160544I fapped once to JAV, and organizing my goon list of potential pornstars and videos
>>199160544don't like the non-POV ones because I can't self insert as the man with that hidden cam view
>>199160537You should stop that
>>199160539>just two more weeksOh that's fine
>>199157685i am an NPC and I enjoy my life being that way
I hate having to pretend to not be depressed when I'm talking to my mom
>>199160334was gonna smoke today but you posted this so now i'm going to get some important progress done beforehand just to not be you thanks a lot
>>199160743Dino lookin ahh
>>199160690an trueNPC would never say that. FakeNPC
>>199160235People will call you a manchild for this but I agree. Got used to living in a house that's mine
>>199160785waaaaaaaaaaaaaa i'm depressed
>>199158509>tfw sigma male
>>199160935
Feeling pretty tired
>>199160982>therapist>shered flags galore
were any of you hired to ruin my life?
>>199161069no, but someone prayed successfully on your downfall
>>199161059I have a female therapist and my life vastly improved after I started seeing her
>>199161069you think you're worth an entire job based on interacting with you? trust me you aren't worth minimum wage brother man
>>199161059anecdotally i too got a therapist and my life also improved quite a bit
yikes ^
>>199161130i get paid that so wrong
>>199161302
My therapist is a woman with colored hair
lol
cat is sleeping peacefully right nowhe is resting his head on a steam iron
My therapy is prostitution
I have a bottle of febreze on my desk. Would this make a girl suspicious?
My woman of colour is the rapist
>>199161465do you fap with it?
>>199161465suspicious that you don't clean your ass?
I hate myself, I want to tell people irl that I dont consider myself to be worth a fuck
>>199161514People really do that? Febreze their ass?
>take a shower>wash your clothes, sheets, towels>take out trash>open window to air outwhoa no nasty chemical spray needed
>>199161465no it's just air fresheneryou should get candles instead of air freshener if you want it to smell nice in there
>>199161625**sprays my cum all over you**
Like walk up to a family seated at a wholesome Buffalo steak themed restaurant with the kids eating their ice-cream while mom and dad are sipping on bottom shelf wine, make them unconfortable with my fucked up ass appearance and tell them that I am a worthless bitch. Irl
>>199161445is it mostly eastern euro women over there
>>199161650I have a wide assortment of incenses and scented candles that I regularly boof my room with already, no worries
>>199161725i used to do incense but the smell lingers too bad, the smoke can be kind of acrid, i like that candles are a little more gentle. i have tons of really pretty incense holders though
Yeah I've been drinking
>>199161681*takes a shower and washed my clothes*
>>199161762promise you aren't going to drive anywhere, just stay in for the rest of the night .
>>199161780**throat fucks you until you gag and drool all over me**
I am not a winner irl. I dont have created value with this existence that I was givenAnd thé current circumstances dont reward patience on a reasonable timeframeIm going to have to settle for a flat assed flat chested single mom Im a ho ass nigger
>>199161762you should drive as fast as you can, go race pussy
>>199161801>france flag>drive anywhereyou should go to google maps and drop a pin on a random road in france for a good laugh. Anyone driving in France is incredibly rural or stupid
>>199161801I have a cold half eaten chicken sandwich and a lukewarm bottle of dr pepper to fuck myself with I should have studied softwares and stuff to have a future
>tfw ultra mentality mutt obese with loose skin >that keeps anger spending his NEET bux on video game MTX at least when trump wins and they cut off my health care I can go beat up random strangers and claim insanity YAAAAAAAAAAY
I have an income of less than 2k a monthGame over
>>199161905you are alive, you still have a future. everyone has regrets about their past but its not over . i know you're drunk and don't want to listen so ill leave it at this for now
>>199161905you're still young
No woman is thinking about meI let people down all the time anyway
https://youtu.be/Kw_Ba80weuk?si=HfVViQ8ymXjQuP7k
I hate when I tell people what state I'm from and they start making fun of it right in front of me... I just told you I was from there
>>199162009California is gay
I enjoy myself in California
Vampires are real desu.https://youtu.be/ugiJyv7T_mk?si=NT7jeBFEm23RCGcG
HE'S STILL LOOKIN GOOOOODHIS NAME'S JARED ANDHIS NAME IS JARED AND HE LIKES TO EAT THE SANDWICHES
>>199162063i think every child in america should get aides!
I'm not naturally well liked
>>199161969Why are you bothering with such a click of dogshit kids anyway. If it's really your pics you're a pretty person who should in no way shape or form interact with retards online. You should be tanning at Miami beach or on some island in Greece, not with losers on loser central
is sashy still around?
>>199162147are you the crossdressing sven
Stuck in a loop. Been spending way too much time on 4chan.But, you are my only friends.
>>199162162I have a girlfriend, thank you very much
2 burrito bowls with double chicken with chips and a drink at ChipotleTotal: $47.88How are people affording this?
schizo posts above me.
>>199162274the phrog council
>>199162284you wont do shit
>>199162371he's so talented
>>199162284It's funny because my order (just for me) costs ≈$30.00 in the People's Republic of California
>>199162353jokes on you, I have less to lose every day
>eating at chipotle
anyone here a photography aficionado?
>>199162453I'm sorry you're poor, anon
>>199162213try spending some more time at "the store"
kenya and haiti should merge together and form the duostate of haiya
>>199162489I can't afford an Olympus camera
>>199162505Their food is trash.
>>199162505Just make it a home, its beans and rice and a tortilla. Why do people pay $20 for that shit? Makes no sense
>Tfw no gf to take polaroid selfies with
I am fucking insane
SCP's are so cringe.
>>199162700scritchscritchscritchscritch
Have you ever seen a ghost
>>199162756No.
>>199162756i used to talk to one on the phone. her name was salma
>>199162756yeah. an old lady ghost named Mrs. Battersby
I got a FEVER. And the only cure is middle aged blonde women with fat tits
>>199162756yes. that vapid whore from summer camp, JESSICA, ghosted the everloving shit out of me
>>199162834what’s his favorite song
>>199162756No, but this one time a pinch on my toe woke me up to attend an important test I was about to sleep through. I was alone at the time. I think it might have been a ghost.
>>199162782That was a scammer Brian, your momma's phone bill got fucked up with your nonsense
>>199162853https://youtu.be/sDcDCZGcZj8?si=BIKW8jOx3xsOK84R
>>199162728small clit pooners?
>>199162872LOL
watched dune pt 2. they really wanted to avoid using the word jihad.
Send me bitcoins Brian. Im an egyptian wizard like them yugioh niggas
I am so cringe
>>199162937i am cringe but i am free
Business ideaParody of Katz’ Deli called Nazi’s Deli and it serves all the Jewish deli food but there are swastikas everywhere etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Ps713DXXA13 years ago, time flies.
>>199163118killer
>>199163206how come the line from the top of the eye to the m doesn't line up with the pyramid?
Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention
>>199163239can you even blame him that looks fun
>>199163239i pay taxes and live in a society, this buster pays nothing and gets to go down the water slide on the daily
armpits are current smelling extra stinky after only 2 days without deodorant. i will never get a gf now.
>>199163434he can have a little of your tax dollars as a treat
>>199163502why are they all built like mewtwo
my keyboard and mouse and phone have been wiped down with clorox wipes and dusted with compressed air duster, everything is squeaky clean and fresh right now
>>199163547men want thing and it's a cat with unreasonably large hips
My brain is floating in vodka rnTomorrow is about to be a bitch
>>199163783sounds like a you problem
Ever heard of that nigga burning his hand grabbing burger king's chili cheese nuggets? Im him
>>199163852we dont have those in america
I fucking love Magilou bros
New FRESH vanilla wow server called starfall just launched Anyone want to group up? It’s free
>>199164012what's so great about him
Any good events happen to you recently?
I love women
>>199164073Stop playing wow
>>199164108But I never played classic and I want to try it
>>199164100Last night I pet 2 dogs and 3 cats
>>199164092She's a girl, actual girl with a vagina, thank you very much
>>199164128you could play with gayson
went down to the old train tracks
>>199163936An american I met in Switzerland told me the McDonald's tasted better here
>>199164100I lost 4 pounds
I think I have a savior complex
>>199164100no but a couple unfortunate ones did
>>199164187save me
>>199164166Never been to yurop, but the Canadian McCuck's I went to in Surrey, BC was better than in the states
>>199164155I’ll ask gayson if he’s interested but he doesn’t like me
this image reminded me of the spinster
>>199164150why are her tits so tiny
>>199164301She sacrificed her boobs for magical powers
>>199164073I don't think I could do the whole vanilla grind again. takes 5eva
>>199164335and what powers did she get in exchange for her boobs
>>199164379She's cute and silly and can blow stuff up
>>199164451>>199164451>>199164451New
I’m going to say the N word (New)
Why you still paying 15 bucks a month in 2024 to play World of Warcraft.
