rorke's mum edition
>>199161404built for bbc
join me on a bike trainer lads90 mins everyday. i dont use any trackers or anything, just up the resistance to as high as i can mantain, bumping it up even further for 5-min bursts now and then.thought about making it a 'smart' trainer with sensors or shit, or getting a smartwatch, but it's all a distraction, really.
health and fitness is easydon't eat overly processed foodseat in a balanced way (aka no vegan or carnivore meme diets) do a bit of physical activity most daysthat's it. most angloids can't do it and are fat
>>199161404stupid fat arsed slag
>>199161421obviously, my swc couldn't get past those cheeks
haha I’m just a bit tired y’know haha just tired is all*falls into a volcano*
if you want to destroy your T start riding a bike
>>199161446for me it's getting my steps in and lifting 4-5 times a week alongside not ever eating fast food simple as that
>>199161404LOVE when women pretend that covering up in tight-fitting clothes is modest
>>199161454i dont think you know how anatomy works
>>199161463*leaps in to save you by grabbing your ankles and is caught by a chain of /brit/posters a la Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa*
feeling deeply curious
>>199161446Shut up diego you tiny poof
>>199161461sent a picture of f1nn to my dad and he lovehearteye reacted to it and typed 'she's lovely'my dad is a femboy chad without knowing it
just coming to the conclusion that my gf is a right whiny twat, lads. every fucking day all i ever hear is >my tummy hurts>my head hurts>my feet hurtjust non-stop whining about bullshit. will eat junk food then have a bad stomach then go on about being so sick of eating shit food as if someone forced it down her throat. absolutely 0 accountability or introspection. sick of it. if i say anything to disagree she will literally never challenge it or giver her opinion, she will just sit there silently and pout as if i smacked her across the face
>>199161400had 3 days off of /brit/ because of janny's wicked waysglad to be back here posting with the lads x
>>199161469Chrissy, what's this I'm hearing about wanting to destroy me?
>>199161521tranny discord fiction
>>199161313yes actually. better quality natural foods produce healthy gut bacteria which uses food in take more efficiently. a lot of fat people aren't fat because over consumption. they're eating quite small amounts like when they're on benefits. it's that what they're eating is like potatos only in the form of chips and crisps which are pre digested by a processing plant so their guts are probably barren inside , their body has no idea what to do with what is essentially food that has been already chewed by factory machinery and only given salt and sugars for flavour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKidhyqddQsch00n
post the webmyou know damn well what i'm talking about
>>199161539you the lad who refused to cut her fruit?
Got me cock out again
>>199161469Incel-rule
>>199161574
>>199161550he's undeniably peng lad, not woke I just like what my dick likes (and my dad clearly does too)sorry
>>199161539FONT
I'm trying to bulk up for the first time ever really but I'm always a little worried I'll gain fat and not muscle. I have been working out consistently for the first time ever though. I've tried on and off for years to lift weights, I'm currently at 8 consecutive weeks and adding more reps each week.
>>199161574Pedola moment
After seeing only foreigners in my remote rural town today im going to probably kill myself in the days to comeMaybe i will wait until the Euros are over and then do it. Idk. Basically i have nothing going for myself and seeing my country go shit is fucking my brain, i want to wash my eyes out with bleach right now.Seeing shit change like this, the same places you grew up in turn into wog breeding grounds is just disastrous. I feel so fucking shit right now.
>>199161421>>199161454>>199161504Word filter now
>>199161539All women do this
coldplay are dull as dishwatersafe boring dross for NPCs
>>199161560>better quality natural foods produce healthy gut bacteria which uses food in take more efficiently.Oh I see so fat people destroy their gut bacteria so that they suck up less calories do they, makes perfect sense thatMongoloid
ameripaki ref is on to tell us all to trust the science
>>199161626is this the 'yeah'trannard?
>>199161623just reading this post I can tell you're not going to make ityou write like a cuck
>>199161623Based Muscle Bull.
>>199161679
>>199161645could outshit all of india, she could
its that little lad in The Boys meant to be a tranny? why has he got a weird voice
>>199161654I like yellow
>>199161671if they're eating more because the food they do eat isn't fulfilling then that's still a quality of food issue long before it becomes a quantity of food issue. ergo, you won't solve it by teaching them to count calories
>>199161645rorke about to pretend he wouldn't because 'fat acceptance woke' or something
We've all got our cocks out then I take it?
>>199161647can you take a few wogs with you? do a bit of clean up like
>>199161734girlie what the DUCK
rasheed is right about alcohol
surprised how bland the accent ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHaJmrHObcM
>>199161723>you won't solve it by teaching them to count caloriesAnd yet that's the single most effective way of doing it, strange innit
I THINK YOU GOT A LOW SELF OPINION MANI SEE YOU STANDING ALL BY YOURSELFUNABLE TO EXPRESS THE PAIN OF YOUR DISTRESSYOU WITHDRAW DEEPER INSIDEYOU ALIENATE YOURSELFAND EVERYBODY ELSETHEY WONDER WHAT’S ON YOUR MINDTHEY GOT SO TIRED OF YOUAND YOUR SELF RIDICULETHEY WROTE YOU OFF AND LEFT YOU BEHINDYOU SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHTYOU NEVER WONDER WHYALL THIS BITTERNESS WELLS UP INSIDE YOUYOU ALWAYS VICTIMIZESO YOU CAN CRITICIZE YOURSELFAND ALL THOSE AROUND YOU
Fucking bitch.
>>199161718Listening to Joy Division's The Eternal while watching this and it's oddly fitting
>>199161654Thats all weve got guitarwise these days. At least in the 90s the country was dying but you still had music.What the fuck do we have now really?>>199161645I prefer this to skinny women
>>199161734just imagine throwing her down on that bed and going for it
>>199161735NYPA
>>199161765ktim
had a bottle of wine every day for a month and my stomach has grown into the size of a XL basketball
rorke can't hack it
>>199161788preferably unwashed and unshaved
>>199161788?
>>199161757all the weight watchers classes in the world won't make a dent in obesity crisis
It's me. I am the Last Samurai.
>>199161803Liquor gods win again
Coldplay are good, fuck off Hans
>>199161804rorke ain't getting past those cheeks LOL
>>199161785>me eating her vaginal yeast like
>>199161823Weight watchers does all the shite you're talking about too, retard
alcohol needs to be banned a clean and sober state
>>199161834coldplay are the epitome of a safe mid band
> Coldplay are good
>>199161811P in Vyou knowhanky panky
I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lipsHit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kissI'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lipsI'm gonna be your bubblegum bitchI'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch
I went to a weight watchers when I was an obese 17 year old and lost my virginity to one of the fat women who went thereI'm slim now, but I would NOT want to watch a video of us two piggies going at it. I had to stop half way through because I was so hot I was going to pass out
>>199161872Based and straightedgepilled
>>199161874>safeMy granny died at a coldplay concert you cunt
>>199161886uh oh boner alert
thinking back to the covid days when i wfh and i was taking orlistat dailymy arse would randomly leak and id frequently shiver and be dizzy but my body looked great
just got off workneets will never know the feeling of being able to completely slag off the rest of your day guilt free because you’ve already been productive>b-b-but I don’t feel guilty cope you know you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cpI5pzNvMJAW MOVEMENT
>>199161886just imagine throwing him down on that bed and going for it
>>199161886would absolute batter that cunt if I saw him irl
>>199161871oh ye the fat bint who runs the slimming world class at the community centre is in charge of subsiding agriculture and food manufacturing is she aye
>>199161834Everyone starts dancing when Viva La Vida comes on.
Rorkes mum tried stealing from my shop this morning
>>199161734Not in this weather girl
might perpetuate a questionably legal wank
>>199161823A lot of people eat the same shit, some are thin and some are fat.Its metabolism, insulin, etc and its genetic. I eat tons and i am not fat and never have been.Only way to realistically do it is close pandoras box of easily made food. Make it harder to make -> less youre able to eat.
rorke and his mate
>>199161923corr
>>199161938Bizarre non-sequitur, have the night off to sort your brain out
australian rorke saying shit like "oldie but a goodie" to nobody in particular
>>199161947edinburg?
>>199161892Cheers for the suggestion. I need sex
just bought a wood pen and a metal pencil
>coldplay>the strokes>white stripes>the darknessfucking HATE all that horrid early 2000s music. made for people who wear bootcut jeans with oxford shoes
>>199161982who is this
Embra mentioned
>>199161982she's albanian
>>199161994>edinburgFOY
>>199161958>. I eat tons and i am not fat and never have been.That's because you do not "eat tons" relative to your height.Everyone who says this is just utterly unaware of how many calories they eat, and how many they need. Every time.
>>199161982shes as english as emma radacanu
>>199162006Based post
>>199161947liverpool?
>>199161649that's just a normal filter fool
>>199161958>its genetic.no it isn't. it's developed in utero
Might wear my bootcut jeans with oxford shoes tonight.
Me? Get all my news from the front page of Chatropolis
>>199161994Yh
>>199161404women with fat arses like this are unable to wipe properly so whenever you bend one over you are greeted with the hot stench of years of poo buildup
prefer cambridge shoes me
>>199162074whats the shop x
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/antidepressants-side-effects-quit-uk-study-b2568974.html>Nearly half of the British people on antidepressants could quit taking the drugs now with a doctor’s help and avoid the harms from their long-term use, a new study has found.I had no idea long term use of anti depressants was harmful. I'll need to begin tapering my dog off of his Prozac immediately
the full length version of the Grandstand theme goes hard
CHIMPANZEE THAT MONKEY NEWS
why do lgbt faggots always talk about lovewhat they advocate for is just lust
>>199162053It's both
>>199162083so no drawbacks whatsoever?
literally nothing wrong with wearing jeans and oxfords
>>199162121don't know
>>199162135who said theres anything wronggive ur head a wobble
>>199162129it's developmental more than it is genetic
Asian women are goddesses
>>199162094Shan't tell you x don't want any mongs paying a visit
Give me one reason the IRA wasn't based
>>199162121LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>199162121you tell me
>>199162083My gf is fat with a comically huge arse and she showers after her shits
>jeans and sheuxgrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE1jc9toaTU
>>199162006No mention of Keane? Based. You just hate distortion on the guitar in pop music.
>>199162026On some days ill eat a full packet of fallafels, humus and 4 wraps as a single mealOn others i can eat 3 pizzas as a single meal. Or a full packet of biscuits. I can eat 10+ pancakes, ice cream and all or 10+ roast potatoes and still have room for cake. Im middling height.
>>199162169They lost
>>199162008dua lipa
Rorke has yet to respond to this...
>>199162166can tell what street its on from the pic x
>>199162173If you loved her you'd like her ass clean after every shit
Wouldn't mind shagging Dua Lipa tbqh lads
>>199162180keane had a couple of decent songs desumuch maligned. better than bums like the kaiser chiefs (who were shit)
>>199162165Kill her and tie her neck to a tree branch
>>199162013Who gives a shit half the classes arent even white at this point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXSsLa3PlDc
>I eat tons and i am not fat and never have been.
>>199162169Nerds love historical losers for some reason. Nazis, Soviets, Confederates, IRA. All losers.
>>199162169There is more than 1 IRA. The old IRA was based but when the meltys over Ulster were mostly senseless
>>199162235ukraine tooLOL
>>199162235The big-brained centrist chads always win.
>>199162069What is this retard doing
>>199162200I once brought up arse stuff and she unironically starting crying, she's oddly prudish.
>go outside>everyone is wearing the same shoes Nike, Adidas, NB, Lacoste, birkenstock, etc>brazilians wearing the slippers no originality whatsoever
>>199162235nobody loves the natives
>>199162098i have zero respect for anyone who needs SSRIs or therapy. you have submitted to chemical slavery.
fat people eat obscene amounts of foodalways munching away at somethinglike pigs at the trough
>>199162183>3 pizzasWhat kind
>>199162199Yeah and
>>199162267jews aren't chads
>>199162293ktim but with alcohol
>>199162180>>199162215i think i recall a few decent keane songs. kaiser chiefs are a good shout though, horrendous group. any 'rock' band that was played on the early seasons of top gear basically
>>199162194A bloke treating a living sex doll like a living sex doll? Not really hard to respond to. You'll never be more than a fetish object, no straight or gay man will ever love you.
feel gay, sad and gayhttps://youtu.be/dTtdtKfmBhQ?si=qYwaF46sxk-lyVjz
>>199162232knew a guy that looked like this when we met but then with the boozing he was that guy but with a beer bellyreally odd physique
>>199162183Why are you talking about exceptional days? This isn't relevant information.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8loVJHRCs2A
>>199162278modern mens fashion is so dull and conformist
>>199162300
>>199162278>>brazilians wearing the slippersjust the way God intended
>>199162169Brits OutSomalis In
>>199162235The Soviets invaded Poland too.. but you only declared war on Germany, what's up with that?
my great grandad was buried with the irish flag on his coffin and they did all the gunshots and that at his funeral t. irish diaspora
What's this fetish called? Roll Play?
>>199162267Based Taliban enjoyer
>>199162332driver died/passed out at the wheel?
>>199162367those are barms
I woke up on Champs-Élysées to the Djembe of GhanaYeah, a fine lady from Belize said "You got the spirit of Fela"Yeah, the young one dripping make-up lift her hands up to hollaWell, I gave her what I got but couldn't handle her broken heart
>>199162232I guess this is some form of cope?Nobody really stands to gain something by saying they eat a lot. Why give a fuck really, its just what happens.
>>199162332he fell asleep while drivingmany such cases
>>199162315CD one of thisgood lordhttps://www.discogs.com/release/3795816-Various-Top-Gear-Seriously-Cool-Driving-Music
>>199162183drink 4 litres of full fat milk a day for 3 months and then come back and tell us you gained no weightyou're exactly the same as a fat cunt who insists they don't eat much
>>199162215His voice also carried. This is my favorite video of theirs. Very 90s British imo. https://youtu.be/JugGmkvhsKQ?si=Fr7nWg7Mz6tjaARJ
>>199162376VERY offensive of you to ASSUME that
>>199162183This is an EXCELLENT way to become diabetic, congratulations
>>199162385They're just ignorant of the amount they eat, that's it. No one who is sedentary and eats a shit load of food is slim.
>>199162367i don't think it's a fetish
>>199162332he won't be in rush hour 3
I'm a sorry pathetic virgin creature
>>199162430peng
A German was making pro Hitler posts in the Germany Denmark sticky and the other Germans said he was gonna get fined and arrested and so he got scared and deleted the posts and then the other Germans laughed at him and called him a pussy for deleting the posts.
>>199162183Count your average daily calories and then come back to me.
>>199162456ktim
'f just sent me this
>>199162397hahaha fucking hellthis bloke got that CD for fathers day
>>199162430where is he going? :D
>>199162456i have identified with these sentiments
why are drivers so arrogant and entitled
>>199162468Me but I was saying jk Rowling was cool on twitter
>>199162486thats a bloke
>>199162498being trapped in a cage makes you edgy
>>199162498
>>199162498cyclists are worseclogging up the road wearing their spandex nonces the lot of them
>>199162367*BAAAAAAP*ooooo mhmmm yes my dear another one please mhmmm *BAAAAAAP* oh my what a naughty one *BAAAAAAAAAAP* oooo caught me.off guard with that oneis that cheese I smell? oh my
A toast, to /brit/!
>>199162296Like those dr oetker ones, or fresh ones of a similar size
despite all my rage, i'm still just a poo in my pants
rorke speechless
>>199162507Noticed that a lot of tiny women and huge blokes troon out.
>>199162537Nice kitchen that
feel like this after 2 months not going gym
>>199162535oh yeah how many people do they kill every year?
>>199162492howling
Vile rodent like creature myself
>>199162572loads
>>199162535alri joey
keking at this>>>/fa/18163181
>>199162568games gone
I'm tall and fat and feel embarassed when I go to the gym and can't lift heavy weights. I know that no one cares, but I've been lifting dumbells at home and will start going to the gym once I can comfortably do certain exercises with 20kg dumbells.Also, it is probably just a good idea to have some weight at home.
>>199162568between this and all the stats/analysis shit taking over the gamewe need to stem the tide of enshittification
>>199162592all these supposed mental conditions are just fancy ways to describe being an annoying twat
>>199162592lass from stranger things looking hench these days
straight men shag mtfsgay men fuck ftmsinteresting that
>>199162653giwtwm
>>199162600sums them up
>mention cycling and fitness >a fat gets angry and starts posting his folder of drivers acting like wogsAh yes
>>199162653this is really what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
>>199162634what a perfectly sane world we live in
boredit's time to find some new webms
>28 jay slater
>>199162653was waiting for the punchline, then i realised that the punchline was me :(
>>199162568riggi
>>199162600could do with a few million more of these in our country
>>199162653wow shes ugly
>>199162660vingegaard on a mad one
got loads of peng massive bogies in my nose x
>>199162692wheeyyyyyy
>>199162683omdz looool
>>199162653KTIM except im all alone and drinking myself to death
>>199162681
>>199162592varg is gonna love this
cycling mikey?based
>>199162683
What's the male equivalent of a big rack?
>>199162613They should define offside by cock position
>>199161654im not a fan but watching the glasto performance and you can tell they are genuinely passionate and trying to put on their best show for the fans and i can respect that
c jay slater lol
need slapping down
KWAB>A new search is under way on Tenerife for missing British teenager Jay Slater following calls from Spanish police for volunteer help.>On Friday the Guardia Civil asked voluntary organisations and members of the public with expertise in difficult conditions to come to northern Tenerife.>Authorities had hoped the operation would be a “massive search” but less than 12 members of the public had arrived at the meeting point before it began.
>>199161404OH LAWD I don't know if the architect can handle this one
>28inch Waist
>>199161404Built for tiny shota cock
>Ukraine war briefing: multiple casualties in Russian attack on Dnipro apartment block
my pawg gf is in dire need of a bbc blacking
jay slater is burning in hell
>>199162764genuinely couldn't care less for the fate of this common criminal
>>1991627486pack
>>199162472>>199162329>>199162398Not sure why youre getting annoyed. Its just what happens.Even at my worst i was sedentiary and i went through a stint of macdonalds multiple times a week, pizzas, cookies, ben & jerrys in 1 sitting. Just multiple large meals a day.Still wasnt fat. Its luck of the draw.
>>199162795Tenerife isn't THAT bad m8
neighbours and dealing drugs in the ginnel and I don't think they know I have a camera therewhat can I do with this? I'd prefer if they dealt drugs elsewhere
>>199161404SOURCE SOURCE SOURCENOWIGNORE FLAG SOURCE NOW!!!!!!
>>199162779What's wrong with that
>>199162232this is me but i DO eat a lot. like, seriously.to the point where im thinking of adding a 4th meal to my diet
>>199162809beautiful...
>>199162819>IGNORE FLAG
>>199162809erm
>>199162794Word filter now
>>199162809this....is everything
>>199162815So you're harking back to a brief period of binging and pretending it's relevant to your whole life
NEED to see /brit/ turning into bulging, virile muscle freaks.
>>199162817nowt unless you want a brick through your window
>>199161404Most modest muslimah wife.
New>>199162869
>>199162748Erm anti israel bros...
>>199162821You simply don't eat a lot relative to your height
>>199162748Aesthetic hands.
>>199161475Is it true that if you walk a lot officers are going to ask if you're ok wandering around without a car? Or that the neighbours will see you as weird and potentially dangerous?
>>199162879sanest chinooks
>>199162879Mad how the entire world cares so much about how white people think that they attack their own for embarrassing themselves in front of us
>>199162809>another angel looses his wingsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>199162918The neighbors will definitely see you as weird and a stalking pedophile in my country. Officers aren't allowed to discriminate against vagrancy anymore officers stopping you for just walking around is a thing in the past.
>>199162194That's a pornstar, that's more shameful than dating a trans woman.
