bowie edish
Spainonce talking to himself on a VPN about his imaginary jobs and his imaginary wife and his imaginary holidaySad pathetic fat scrote
reckon you could take her?
/brit/ is a proud ABDL thread and a safe space for all
>>199209230Cool well we're all rootin' for ya on /brit/int
>>199209241Could take both of them. I do taekwondo you see.
199209238^spainfreak
are dave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS29gl3FwNQ
>>199209243you're the hypothetical subjunctive poster, aren't you?
Genuinely mentally ill cringey boring nonce Spainfreak isLiterally nothing good about himHe exists solely to be a net drain on life around him
>5:30 am on a Monday morning? >Time to spaz out about Spaino on /Brit/!What causes someone to end up like this?
SO WHY'D YOU FILL MY SORROWSWITH THE WORDS YOU'VE BORROWEDFROM THE ONLY PLACE YOU'VE KNOWN?AND WHY'D YOU SING HALLELUJAHIF IT MEANS NOTHING TO YA?WHY'D YOU SING WITH ME AT ALL?
What causes Spain freak to talk to himself at 5:20 am?
Funny how /brit/ threads are like this. Josh lives rent free on /pol/. Lot of tripfags.
A man requested that I rated him 5 stars but I simply did not care for his service
>>199209274mate you really don’t have much to stand on
I will NEVER surrender to woke
>>199209281best time to talk to yourself tbf
Spaino talking about having a job or going on holiday or something and then 2 hours later hes back here cuckposting on a Belgium VPN or samefagging about something else hes decided to have a meltdown over.
May watch The Long Good Friday >>199209298good post this
>>199209255occasionally, but i just watched thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTD1qDBZSzwthese freaks are completely fucked
mental how bad spaino has mindbroken you all
listening to Aurora and havin a drink
>>199209317Hi spainer
Need more /cum/posting honestly it could liven the place up
>>199209298You will surrender to the woke mob
>>199209314nah they're pissed
>>199209324I'll meet you in /cum/
>>199209284Go back
yeah, would love some /cum/ in my 'thread' *winks*
>>>/hm/2627554
I want to speak with a very aristocratic posh English accent but I don't know how.
I'll give you eyes of blueI'll give you a man who wants to rule the world
Thanks for your contribution to the thread
please tell me the gay spammer isn't back
should i break my 2 week nofap
>>199209384Nah
///semiformal.greedy.pioneer
>>199209371I used to think I could do posh until I heard myself on vocaroo. https://voca.ro/1dqPCyo5SomQ
>>199209380It's Spaino
>>199209380Its Employed Woman.
>>199209403Not awful tbf
marian la penn french cheese breath mmm
>>199209380it's mn
thinking about linkin park
Its not me
imagine having such dedication to a gimmick that you unironically goon to gay porn. i almost admire it
>>199209380It's Mihai
I saw a man with a jordan peterson novel and a messy college dorm.Can you make sense of this?
>>199209440It was me
>>199209452Knew it.
Well it's not me
>>199209445yeah i could
*stands up*I'm Spaino
>>199209445JP wrote a novel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SnjC-RROG8ROUTE NATIONALE SEPT
Studying game theory
eating a bag of salted niggas
https://stoggaf.co/shopping for watches me
Studying bame theory
>>199209503but thats just a theory..AGAME THEORY
think this bloke might not be ironically watching gay porn>>199209176
God damn dawg these dudes be clownposting
watching a Channel 4 show called "Undercover A&E: NHS in Crisis"
playing some rimmy me
>>199209526>shockedbradley.png
>>199209518do you think he could take off that mask without dying?
shit thread
my father.....was a drinker
>the creator of steam is not also the creator of ventHow ill fitting
so bored im ready to go back to toil but unfortunately have the day off tomorrow!!
>>199209424Thanks. I used to live in the South.
new Formscapes is up mateshttps://youtu.be/GJ8i7tbZaYU?si=lCLPlR3x8zw-ZGdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeNSMJtKGc0
holy shit Rishi unironically dropped a Little Dark Age edit
>>199209690Wow. Link? Nope, 'cos it didn't happen.
>>199209690Oh my heavens did the politics man post a thing on his social media?? Did he?????
how good was the kpop at glasto
>>199209720done him
doing a viewing of a property I hope to buy in six hours ladshope there's nothing horrible to see in person because the photos, location, and price seem perfect for me
>>199209751best of luck
rorke angry at onlyfans cus his mum's got nofans
laying in bed because im hungover as is my legal right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfhUzJg84YQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfhUzJg84YQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfhUzJg84YQ
>>199209781it's 3pm on a Monday, christ sake
>>199209751first home?
>>199209790hes on smoko so leave him alone?
>>199209706https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1807154019711824279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYaRXDSFs2w
Going to get slim, wear nothing but black and dye my hair white blonde and smoke cigarettes and listen to post-punk
>>199209751bro wants to buy the property and hasn't even seen it in person yet
>>199209798this so much this
>>199209722chat is this real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfhUzJg84YQsamsung has been cancelled
turns out ... lil prostitute
do you ever sit and wonder, what went so fucking wrong, and then realize that is isnt your fault at all and the odds were always stacked against you, then you grow bitter and resentful and other people naturally feel aversion towards you which make a vicious cycle and there is no way out until death?
House very near mine sold for 200K less than the one I bought a few months later, despite being on a larger plot of land. Probably worth about the same now anyway. Still, was lucky to get this place as it is and maybe the other place is fucked in some way.
a shagger, a property owner, and a rorke all walk into /brit/he makes this post
>>199209923most things that have gone wrong in my life are my fault. i could've used the couple of minutes it took to catch up on the thread and your post and reply to your post to instead change clothes for the jog i'm going onsimple shit like that every day adds up. anyway lads. about to jog 12km. toodoloo
>>199209403>I used to think I could do Porsche
>>199209923bro is in Moldova
wanna go outside today but what is there to do
>>199209923nope
>>199209950jog on
just got paid
wog on
>>199209953no cap
>>199209909wish everyone would stop posting this goblin
>>199210025if you're waiting for people in /brit/ to stop being obnoxious and mentally ill then you'll be waiting a while I'm afraid
>>199210002lend us ten dollarydoos
cara
>obnoxious and mentally illktim
>>199210055that ear tattoo is retarded
confused is this a bloke or not?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E55sJbdYZ5w
>>199210083harlot, tart even
>>199210083what is blud watching
>>199210083androgyny is so fucking hot
get in
not sure what age to kill myself
>>199210083no cock so almost certainly a woman
>>199210168my nan's uncle killed himself at 94
>>199210179nigga couldn't wait 2 weeks :skull:
Funny how if you watch tv or movies from fifty years ago Australian women are portrayed as middle class and chaste while if you watch anything recent they're always low class and hyperpromiscuous.
another week of toil
gonna visit my dad's grave today lads
my dad's ashes are in my bedroom, it unironically helps with my nofap because it would feel wrong to wank when he's in the room
Toad in the hole for tea tonightAlready got the batter made in the fridge Sausages might be a bit grim because they were in the freezer for two years but nothing gravy wont fix
>>199210269gonna dump all your piss bottles out on it are you
>>199210308yeah, should be fine
>>199210323why would you say that
>dude I'm so British I'm having "toad in the hole" tee hee
>>199210321khazar milkies?
>>199210335dunno, got a vengeful vibe from your post
toad in the hole sounds like a sex position
Chat is this realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m5JnJBq2AU
>>199210392tadpole in the hole more like
bwc
In WW3, there will be a battlship called the USS George Floyd #wokegonemad
not opening a single picture of anything that resembles a female heredon't trust you lot to not post trannies
>>199210371>>199210377trannies expect me to treat these two equally
>>199210432not even Hillary Duff?
>>199210445not a single picture mate
whats the latest gossip round your ends?
Stop replying to him
any wordle gods in
this is the world now
in all seriousness how do l stop wanking to trannies?
>>199210507Have you tried touching grass
who won the footy game yesterday then
>>199210507start with futa on female then go back to male on female
Me when I see Maisielad in public
ladarinos... it's only 9:06 morning
how do I stop having anxiety when outside
>>199210598Klonopin
>>199210437you shouldn't judge anyone by their looksor at least the only thing you should judge is how they look not the quality of their character
>>199210598stop going outside
>>199210598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FpKpW0EhYo
>>199210597very much british summertime here
time to smoke
>>199210666>666satanic weather
having some soup
Lemurs will suck on a certain kind of millipede to cause it's defense poision to shoot out and then rub it all over themselves to get high
>>199210623wrong
>>199210762Stoned lemur theory
>>199210746wtf is this real?
>>199210623i don't think it's that outrageous to trust your gut when you look at a person and it tells you "that cunt's a freak mate be careful"
the verifiably real woman e-gf said she wants to have kids
Can only imagine how grim it must be to be balding.
civilization? i'll stay right here
>>199210762Sucked yer mum's millipede
>>199210872It'll happen to you eventually fella
>>199210902Nah, it won't.
>>199210890
>>199210872Ha yeah*puts a hat on*
>>199210269i wish you all the best on this tough day xx
>>199210911*rolls up sleeve like popeye* why i oughta...
funny how electricity used to be so cheap when it was coal powered and now leftypol has made it expensive hurting the poorest in society
guess its sorted then lads
>>199210968get them voted for
rorke FLABBERGASTED
The US tried to facilitate a deal for Swiss trading house Mercuria to acquire copper-cobalt mines in the Democratic Republic of Congo in a transaction that hinged on Washington lifting sanctions against controversial Israeli billionaire Dan Gertler.>The unusual US initiative, spearheaded by President Joe Biden’s senior energy adviser Amos Hochsteinthey just have no fucking shame. how can companies on the LSE compete with bribe paying scum like Dan Gertler, especially when he's backed by the US govt?
>>199210990*nods and pretends to listen* yeh too right mate too right. bloody outrage it is
>>199210987people are allowed to have food, no ones starves today
>>199210990This might be the most boring post ever. Odd coming from an Australian.
I've said rorke outloud about 500 times today
>>199211025same but the nigger word
>>199210799Most modern fashion appears to be designed for the explicit purpose of inviting conflict>yes, I'm wearing a mesh croptop with a giant hole cut out underneath a hoodie with a slogan like 'Vaginas created everything around you' written on it>What are you going to do about it. What are you looking at. Do you see something you object to about this? Do you? Huh???
>>199211063omds give it a rest rorke, this person you invented in your head can't hurt you
>>199211063im more talking about homeless crackheads and such, not people who wear reddity clothing
i wear uniqlo
>>199211074Isn't rorke a brit (a true brit)
Had two bottles of wine yesterday but I'm quite spritely this morning
>>199211100roorke
>>199211092Oh yeah there are a bunch of basic indicators of someone not being mentally well that you're entirely right to be put off by
do cute goth girls still hang out in graveyards
just woke up haha
>>199211084Thank you for reminding to vote Reform Christmas Guru Murphy
>>199211125I play Oblivion by Grimes on a mini keyboard outside in random places and just wait until they show up
lolhttps://x.com/scynic1/status/1807518539286302909
women owe me sex
you reckon it's fair for 1-in-4 dollars earnt to go to the government?
>why British look down on him in UK despite that perfect and firm backgroundReally? The world is so cruel..
these concepts like ‘tomboy gf’ and ‘mommy gf’ are so weird its ok to be attracted to real women
>>199211204second most boring post of the thread
>>199211204No it should be more
leftypol ideology is ignoring every natural instinct you have rorke ideology is acknowledging them and responding in the most retarded way possible
>both sides are.......LE BAD
>>199211261Not everyone is "naturally" a cunt mate
>>199211284so true
So this is rorke...
youre new PM
>>199211320he cute
Let’s get this lot into government on Thursday
so, this is rorke
Deary me
>>199211358he crazy
>>199211334Good ladSoon to be PM and hasn’t forgotten where he came from, still enjoying mummy’s cooking. None of this Michelin starred £100 roast dinner nonsense
>>199211363despise this kind of centre-right type, all the worst aspects of the right wing with nonse of its better qualities, her being a woman (and an ugly one at that) just amplifies that
any Right Wing Dime Drawers in?
>>199211363Who is this?
>>199211363corr need her suck my cockoran
she definitely wants this dick
snatching cockroaches off my bedroom walls and eating them
Sophie CockQuran
All the comedians in this morning
Mrs Hunt or Mrs Sunak?
What's everyone's current stance on the E.U?
>nonse
>>199211441Utter rotters
Happy Canada Day lads
>>199211445getting out was the best decision we ever made and remoaners are traitorous scum who will stoop to any level to advertise their proximity to the lumpen literatisomehow brexit was responsible for the current swarm of immigrants, even though its happening all over europe too
>>199211445Neither here nor thereCANZAUK or become the 51st state of the USA
>ManjeetPossible new name for Moni that
>>199211456why do indians be called shit like doodoonigga
I win
so this is rorke.....
doing some proper catastrophic farting this afternoon
another week
>>199211527What flavour?
>>199211510Think calling someone a dago is a bit racist these days
just put 4 ice cubes in a cup then put peach iced tea in it leftypol fuming
>>199211528imagine taking a surgery scalpel to those eyes
>>199211538garlic x
toil freak
just put 4 ice cubes up my bum
>>199211441nofap got me acting up i would shag both of them til their ass snapped off
>>199211563uhh
>>199211445My current position on the EU as a governmental body has remained, it's simultaneously too large and overreaching to ignore but also too incompetent and powerless to do anything actually impactful. It's basically pointless to both the libertarian, less-government, regional minded types AND the centralised, bigger-government, executive minded types. I would rather we scrap it but I'm not against another state attempting some kind of European unity, perhaps smaller in scale than the EU which prioritised unity between only its closest neighbours and not all of Europe. A union of just Britain, Benelux, Scandinavia and the German speaking countries is something I wouldn't be opposed to
Portraying Reform as so outside a community’s political norms that it can never be allowed near power can backfire. It reinforces its voters’ sense that traditional elites treat them with contempt and neglect. Despite this, my friends, I've decided it's the morally right thing to vote Labour. And I will be voting for Labour. But if you're in a seat that is a choice between the Tories and Reform it is your duty to vote Reform
>>199211590bro waited 5 mins to reply to himself
yesterday i coomed 4 times
Sir Meer Qualmer
Sir Queer Charmer
Blue party of infinity bomalians or red party of infinity bomalians? Hmmm, tough choice
gonna try and go the whole day without having any illegal thoughts
this is painfully sad
who would mark and jez vote for now?
still feel 100% sober when i drink these days
>>199211683personally i shall me not voting and encourage as many others to not vote . might even obstruct the polling station
might ask moot to remove the pixelated anime girl getting fucked from the bottom of my screen
NOBODY likes milhouse
>“Hunter Biden literally could have had the corpses of children in his basement, I would not have cared,”has anything fallen off harder than new atheism?
might ask mi5 to stop filling my photo album with illegally obtained images of my penis and testicles
>>199211747Reform UK is a bit cuckish but it's literally the only big voice for anti-immigration this election so it's worth voting for I'd say. A Starmer victory is more bitter for the establishment to swallow if the second most voted for party is the anti-immigration one
you have no authority here jackie beaver! hawk tuah! haha
why does rorke wear the same outfit everyday
unironically changed my name to rorke
my tummy is full of poo
>>199211856Who’s the establishment, and do you really think anyone cares about the second place party that’s going to be well behind the winners?
>>199211931reminds me i need to poo before i leave for work
>>199211829I think the anti-semitism movement has fallen off massively. What used to be a tasteful esoteric movement of scientifically inclined, pattern-recognising white racists, the growing spectre of neofascism, has now become the hobby of mystery meat ambiguously brown third worlders screeching about the evils of Zionism, the plight of Palestinians, Islamists and Africans shrieking about Jewish white imperialism, black hoodrats whining about their landlords, and Kanye West having a mental breakdown
>>199211929on steam?
>>199211948bro who asked
>>199211948very true>>199211967fuck off
my willy turned green
>>199211856nigel farage is controlled opposition. the only thing our political system detests is the possibility of private profit enterprises going non profit or value for money by leftists. it'll do literally anything even genocide and concentration camps before it permits that. always has
new>>199211841>>199211841>>199211841
brewing a poo baby
>>199212011are you mental
>>199212011FUCK OFFNO ONE POST IN THIS THREADTHIS OUTRAGE CEASES NOWI COMMAND YOU ALL NOT TO POST IN THIS THREAD
>>199211932Yeah they're called the official opposition and they're quite important
>>199212028Over for ya
Holding the line of this thread against shite JF yous like my ancestors held the line against the Zulu at rorke's drift
>>199212088based
Everyone’s in the new thread
>>199212096fuck off kraut
>>199212096Wrong
lovely proper thread
please end your threads at 310 posts.
