British Roses edition
mad how small and flat boobas look when they lie down
Early innit
A 1970s campy arthouse space opera by an independent young visionary. A hidden gem.
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British roses thread?
[to the tune of Slide Away by Oasis]'cide awayyyand give it all you got
buried my penis as a child and forgot about it, thought i was a woman for 26 years until i dug it up doing some garden work
hope she has 50 factor on. it would be a crime to ruin that peaches and cream complexion
putting leaves on my cat
>>199212030small and flat boobas are the best!
just did one of those massive chocolate mousse shits that piles up in a big brown mountain peaking above the toilet bowl waterline
>>199212086I look like the guy on the leftHow cooked am I?
test
>>199211841I wanna pinch that tittie
>>199211841That is definitely a minor
>>199212104This.
>>199211841is it possible to suffer when you have access to british roses?
>>199212086englands only hero has to be born of immigrants and play abroad since he was a teenager because only then would he not feel any emotion associated with the nation and therefore be able to play entirely without pressure. globalism will lead england to victory
just cut myself making dinner. they should invent food handling gloves so people don't get hurt
Is rorke a person or more of an idea
THIS IS AN ILLEGAL THREADYOU ARE TRAITORSGOODBYE
>>199212071gardening, heh...typical woman activity
>>199212134what u make
English roses?
>>199212116yoi could easily obtain a hot asian gf
>>199212150He looks like her pet animal on a leashExtreme power dynamics in this picture
>>199212150why do women immediately become sexier the moment you know they're bbc only?
>>199212182Do pet animals make you pregnant wh*te boi?
>>199212182As someone who struggles with a cuck fetish, it stems from being into femdom shit. I get turned on by the idea of a dominant woman basically parading around her pet bull that will satisfy her in way that me, her little cuck boy, never could.
>>199212182well she has the pussy so she has the power
mental how literally every single problem today stems from World War One
>>199212116>>199212175>yoi*you
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>>199212212thems white man rules. blacks dont play like that. he'd beat her and not feel an ounce of remorse
>>199212209> As someone who struggles with a cuck fetishCould’ve let that out, it’s obvious by your flag.
>>199212238We like long brown cylinders, you like a different kind of long brown cylinder.
time to break out the strawbs and cream lads. wimbers starts today!
https://ifunny.co/video/bbc-radio-scotland-cut-off-bryson-gray-midsentence-for-answering-qEOQ9h74A
i want english gf !!give me English girlfriend right fucking now!!!!!
>>199212252love mars bars
drinking a coffee right now as we speak believe it or not
>>199212221yeah the past generally precedes the present
the pot calling the kettle blackyes, you know who you are
>>199212086
>>199212272*gives you a hard backhand slap across your face*Know your place colonist.
>>199212235blacks are pussies who do anything women tell them to. visit any black household and you'll know that. absolute slaves to their mothers and sisters. slaves to their gfs, especially white onesthe black man's relationship to women is genuinely like a dog's relationship to their master. they do things for treats, look guilty when they're in the wrong, they follow plans but never come up with ideas of their own, always the passive one in the dynamic. when blacks chimp out and beat/kill their gf, it's like a dog going bad and biting. there's no mastery in this act, it's literally animal savagery not even thinking about the consequences (this is why they get arrested literally straight away after, they do it on a whim without any backup plan)
every problem today can be traced backed to some early hunter gatherer spaffing inside a female (big mistake)
>>199212197It's a miracle that half-dog-half-humans don't exist yet, considering how depraved women can be with their pets.
Turned on the telly this morning and my mrs said 'Ah, the BBC. I loooove the BBC'.Didn't know the channel excited that much enthisiasm.
>>199212310no that you say it, mason greenwood still sounded like a cuck when he was threatening his gf
>>199212310trvth nvke
>>199211841her tiktok has good videos
>>199212318time to start taking olanzapine again you fucking freak
>>199212315I think you're the depraved one m8, considering how you love trafficking in stereotypes
I really love British lady and lads in modest and simple fits
>>199212398The only reason that joke would trigger you so much is because you're a cuck fetishist worried about relapsing.
>>199212146an watermelon
>>199212416uh oh triggered you
>>199212315Dingo was the baby daddy
>>199212416>spam your fetish all day every day>the only reason anyone could be annoyed by this is if they share my mental illness Nah
>>199212427>>199212439feeling that itch again?
>>199212209>As someone who struggles with a cuck fetishextremely funny phrase. get well soon
>>199212268Get yourself a covid test as you clearly have zero sense of taste
>>199212455>everyone is as pathetic as meLol!
>>199212268dunked a few cookies in mine just then
Things to do today:>do my exercises>get some food in from the supermarket>put some money on the electric meter key>go to the bank and get a printed statement for my job applicationThese things will comfortably take me up to 3PM or later. No idea how employed norms find time to get anything done.
Got a weird ache in my left bicep
https://x.com/TeePolitics/status/1806541078377472433holy shit I didn't know US politics got this badThey're congratulating Biden like a baby or someone with downs syndrome for simply being able to answer questions
>>199211841more of this rose please and thank you
>>199212489shouldn't take you until 3pm unless you're a literal slug
>>199212504I'd shag her
>>199212489>>do my exercises>>get some food in from the supermarketneither takes long>>put some money on the electric meter key>>go to the bank and get a printed statement for my job applicationemployed people don't do things like thisneets act like they've got freedom when in reality they're doing side quests for scrap
wish smoking wasn't so bad for you, really miss sitting in my bag garden with a coffe and a cig and just having a nice thinknictoine seems to gets the noggin joggin
>>199212556*wish smoking weren'tHypothetical. Subjunctive mood
>>199212523The exercises take a long time, several hours.Then I have to shave and shower. Then walking to the shops and back which is about an hour round trip. I will put money on the meter key and go to the bank en route to the shops.Also I need to put a washing in the machine then hang it up later. Should hang myself up while I'm at it haha just kidding am I though haha x
had the flu or covid or something since friday. bodies aching all over. fucking sick of it. i havent been ill since the late 00s. need this gone tbqh
started going to charity shops and car boots and selling the shit for more money on ebay, i'm getting better at it too
SEX
>>199212504That's his wife lmao
>>199212574how much you making?
>>199212442It was a German that kidnapped her actually. That alone deserves another flattening of Dresden I think
>>199212504
>>199212564kys nigga
>>199211841
>>199212574If you own your own shop or can turn over large items of furniture you could easily make a living doing this.Loads of the stuff in charity shops is really high quality.
>>199212587you just know she got that gorilla grip pussy
>>199212592not enough to quit my job yet, it's the odd 20 pound profit here and thereits only really paying for my pub seshes at the moment, but im learning
doing my tai chi exercises
>>199212076That can only help against burns.She's already tanned.Personally, I don't get tanning. Looks ugly.
>>199212587erm she looks a little young
tunehttps://x.com/dancohen3000/status/1726354289055117558
>>199212638very cringe to do this and admit this
>>199212651A nice subtle tan can be lovely, but women overdo like they overdo everthing.
Met a girl online and after a short chat and a video call she said she wants to bear my children.What am I getting myself into lads
is there an example where an individual rape has been a net positive for the worldvery easy to answer this question if it was about murder but this is a bit more challenging
Had enough of online dating already.
>>199212666how so
>>199212629Old pokemon games (GBA, gameboy colour etc) sell for insane money if you ever find any. Sometimes old people will put bundle listings on for their children's old games, job lot for like 40 quid, with a full set of pokemon games not realising that you can sell a GBA Emerald cart (alone, no box) for easily £85.00.
>>199212594should just do it ever couple of years anyway tbqh
>>199212671my mates wife did that to me leli did the right thing and only came in her once and then never spoke to her again (after he asked me to block her number)
>>199212673let me open my big book of rapes and analyze the lifetime outcome of each rape
do the england team still kneel?
>>199212667Suble tan comes from being outside not sleeping at the beach for a week.
martin luther king shout out to big broif it werent for big bro i wouldnt be rapping though
>>199212605>>199212693cheers for the advice lads
>>199212713No idea, probably not because it isn't the current media-created outrage.
>>199212731whats the current one then?
>>199212135He's here: >>199212131And he spends his entire life seething about brown people
>>199212717true
>>199212030mad as in "thats mad!" or "im mad"
good morning sports fans
>>199212705Good lad
>>199212748Not sure it's in a bit of a lull. Probably 'Tories bad'. People have got bored of the Gaza stuff so that's been forgotten about.
>>199212763He means the first one
>>199212752And you spend your entire life fellating them
>>199212748isn't really one at the moment but it wouldn't suprise me if there was one about the rise of the far right soon. Woke mob are going to ban egg and chips and frey bentos pies.
>>199212763The second one
>>199212556I like the feeling of smoking something for reasons that are above me I can't even explain itI absolutely hate tobacco and refuse to touch cigarettesI smoke weed constantly and apparently this is also bad for youApparently taking a sweet plant that comes from mother earth and burning it and inhaling it into your lungs is also bad for you
How do i donate to Reform UK in crypto? Those folks seem alright
ummmmmm hello? its now CONFIRMED channel 4, one of the biggest broadcasters in the country hired an actor and fed him lines to undermine a political party in a live election???? is this not going to get a mention???
>>199212808sorry buddy the trips beat you
>>199212830you're sarcasm is very unbecoming leftymong
just had some chili and feel mildly unwell, but don't know why. Maybe too many spices>kidney beanscanned, no risk of lectin poisoning>meatfresh and thoroughly cooked>vegetablesfresh
>>199212830Says who?
Women from the british isles are either the most hideous ogres or absolute angels sent straight from heaven to make men svffer
>>199212861omds fuck off
>>199212629good on you mate. finding gold in other's rubbish
>>199212879Your mum must be an angel then, considering she gave birth to your mentally ill self and caused your insufferable posts.
tired of seeing this nigga
don't reply to him
need anglo gf
Why don't you play the greatest sport in the world (rugby league)?
>>199212904
>>199212976she's irish
they just get younger and younger don't they still fit though
is masturbation improved by caffeine lads?
>>199212976i always wondered who would spend $400 on socks
need a woman with a fanny and a bum and tits and hair and eyes and teeth and that
>>199213032good luck finding all that in the UK heheheh
why drink coffee when caffeine tablets exist?
>>199213061i drink coffee for the taste. although I get a headache when I dont
>>199213052lol hahaha done us again
>>199213013i spent £50 on a pair of bruberry socks and they were proper shit quality
>>199212976Vile hog. Imagine her farts.
my socks have sharks on them
>>199213061yummy
Might become an HGV driver. Seems ideal for autismos.
>>199213076>bruberry think it's cos they were fake mate
My mate's older brother (who's like 38) has recetnly lost a shit load of weight and genuinely looks like a chad after spending his entire life fat. He's started coming out with us more, but his personality is very bizarre. He acts like a 21 year old.
>>199213088dunno mate people say this for a lot of seemingly menial jobs but they'd want someone who isn't going to get sensory overload and flap their hands about when it gets tough
>>199212976uhm... that is not an "anglo" that is a pure red white and blue blooded AMERICAN!
>>199212976she said once that she always farts on stage so I can't dissociate her from the smell of poo she's a smelly pooey gyal as far as I'm concerned
>>199213076british quality. get italian next time
need poeey bum sex with a fat bloke's hairy arse
mad how for all of history until now people lived in small villages and everyone knew everyone and had done for generations
>>199213120bodied that freak
>>199213112>He acts like a 21 year old.He's rediscovering his youthful vigourLet the man live his life
>>199213112ktim31 and yet I have the mannerisms of a 15 year old due to my complete lack of social experiences.
>>199213157what mannerisms do 15 year olds have
>>199213156I am, I've always liked him, but he's definitely out of his element being outside his house.
>>199213120I dunno if I have real autism though or if I'm just a bit weird and shy.
black people born in the UK are the worst.
ah yes. talking about women’s farts at half 9 in the morning freaks man
>>199213214What do you want to talk about?
>>199213212who treats truck drivers like criminals?
>>199213189He's probably trying to fit in with you and your friends, but he's autistic from staying shut in for so long
>>199213221shagging drugs the general election
Absolutely fuming, the poo splash back during my night time poo went right up me arse hole
>>199213229The police investigating all those sex worker murders.
>>199213213ours are worse than theirs, but it's slim pickings either way
>>199213233wow what an astute observation Mr yank man
>>199213110haha good one not>>199213145no way they were british, i can almost guarantee you the socks were third world tat as they were fucked after one washalso italian stuff is apparently no longer worthy of its rep i hear
jewtube 4 minute unskippable ad :/
>>199213233True, hopefully we can help him come out of his shell. Women will start to notice him, I'm not joking when I say he looks like a chad.
>>199213268Thank you sire, i really needed that (You).
>>199213272it takes 5 seconds to install ublock
>>199213236going to shag my gfs pooey farty arse on thursday before voting then come back and get monged out on ketamine
>>199213229some truck drivers like to victimise themselves and dodge responsibility for being cunts by bringing up how essential their jobs aresimilar to teachers, nurses, i'm sure you could think of more
Redditors are something else man
I've never seen a british man that isn't attractive as long as they aren't a complete fat alcoholic
>>199213229Trudeau
>>199213274I'm happy for him. I'm in the same spot myself, after a long relationship that went south and became fat in the process. I don't want to believe it's over at 34. I hope your mate gets laid.
>>199213304boggles the mind how people can turn out like this lmfao
>>199213286i'm on my phone
>>199213308The british are an attractive people and the meme that we aren't is obvious brown resentment.
>>199213304they're literally correct though (apart from the cringe 1930s comparison)
>>19921330890% of the people on the street, men and women, are fat or obese.Interestingly the majority of the migrant men are not.
>>199213337You just made that statistic up
suppose I better get in the shower and was my smelly arse
>>199213328I use one called AdGuard on my phone (iPhone), works fine.
choose a random homeless person outside the train station to give £20 to every day, people say its stupid because they'll just go and buy smack but who cares? not like they have anything else in life is it, if they want to go get smacked off their tits for the evening then so be it
>>199213316Just remember that 34 is young in the grand scheme of things. Keep living your life, force yourself to do the things you know you want to be doing and never think of yourself as old (until you actually start falling to pieces).I believe in you lad.
>>199213328download brave browser and then watch youtube on the mobile site.
>>199213344Just from observation. Perhaps I live in a fat, deprived area but the majority are obese.
>>199213271'italian' is just chinese but made in italy
why do people seem to think I'm supposed to care about anything at all
>>199213337>Interestingly the majority of the migrant men are not.Know an Arab who has been here for a year and has become fat in that time.
>>199213369reddit coded response
spend the next minute 30 watching this and give me your opinion https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719481855076450.webm
>>199213380Why do you know invaders
mad to think this time next week we'll all have our first £2,000 UBI payment from daddy Kier already dropped into our accountswe've suffered for so long but there's only a few days to wait now
>>199213366Britain has got a lot fatter, I remember going to Disneyland in early 2000s and it was the first time I'd seen super morbidly obese people was making fun of them with dadberg the whole holiday but now I see them every time I go to the shops. Absolutely hate being in the presence of them utterly vile creatures.
>>199213330No they're not. Tory/Reform merging wouldn't be fascist, at least no more than Labour amyway. It would just be slightly more protectionist and restrictive on immigration.
>>199213389crazy how attitudes were back then that these women could just admit to being nonces
>>199213393Does menial work at my office.
>>199213405You shouldn’t be speaking to him
>>199213337>Interestingly the majority of the migrant men are not.running from police and chasing women at night burns calories
>>199213413I don't
>>199213389would rather have not watched a video interview of a lesbian paedophile at quarter to 10 on a Monday morning to be quite honest with you
>>199213337>Interestingly the majority of the migrant men are not.Bizarre non-sequitur
Kraftwerk is kind of shit ngl, a part of me wants to like them, but I just don't.
>>199213430rather be honing your excel spreadsheet?that's what i'm doing. 6:48pm on the first day of a new fiscal year
Rorke btfo
>>199213448For me, its kernkraftZombie nation doo doo doo doo doo
>>199213486even national Cornish culture would be better than living in a paki wogtopia
>>199213486did pakis bring the printing press with them?
had a pizza right before bed last night and had loads of mad dreams
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>>199213486Hate midwit cunts like this.
Brazilian bollockposter on a mad one.
I'm just like the main character from Fight Club, only I pwn people online with facts and logic
>>199213486>that upvote/downvote ratioso that's why reddit is an anagram of retard
dude cody did you hear about the freakin brazilian bawlluckposteryank clown
lost 50lb this year so far like, not bad
>>199213576what's your secret?
>>199213330Who can forget the terror of the Nazis bringing in gay marriage and then flooding Germany with millions of useless immigrants delivering kebabs on bicycles? Fascism always starts like this.
>>199213576sexy cunt
>>199213587eating less and moving more tbqh
>>199213616no, tell me the truthare you on drugs?
listening to chinese music despite having blue eyes
Sometimes I look at how utterly schizo /tv/ is and feel a sense of gladness that I’m not like that. >>>/tv/200732597
>>199213638just high on life atm
>>199213650Kind of interesting that most of 4chan is just people involved in act of demoralisation and self-demoralisation.
>LET ME BE CLEAR>I'm gonna lose me job
farts escaping arses reek fundamentally, ethiopians are retarded fatties eating aged ribeyefund east anglian railwaysfrontman/entertainer axl rosefrench empire and renaissancefamous english abused rentboysfuck everything and rope
That’s it. I’m voting Tory on July 4th. THANK YOU RISHI!https://x.com/RishiSunak/status/1807154019711824279
>>199213672The crabs who struggle to climb work twice as hard to pull down the crabs who can
what's causing this then?
bizarre that the bbc HAS to give an equal platform to SNP when it's completely irrelevant to 90% of the country
>>199213674We have been very clear on the fact that we truly, genuinely believe we're going to win on the 4th.
Sweden
>>199213703one in 20 are brown or irish i reckon
>>199213679The "last labour government" committed to 138 F-35sThe Tories haven't even ordered half that number
patriots are in control
>>199213707fuck off nige
>>199213703Think it's to do with more and more people being cunts these days.
Dark MAGA energy
>>199213679lil bro thinks hes churchill :skull:
do you lot vote? im 34, never had, never will tbqh. is there a party dedicated to getting rid and stopping any more third worlders from shitting up the country or are the right wing parties the type of right wingers that say stuff like 'liberals, theyre the real racists' while continuing to oversee a demographic change that cant end well for anyone?
>>199213767the latter
just spermed all over my ipad screen
You can’t spell Rishi without Irish.
>>19921376732 and never voted. It’s just a circus for the peons. We’re just enlightened individuals operating at higher levels. Unvaccinated as well you see.
olderstrongerwiser
>>199213703Half of people have walked out of a restaurant without paying for their meal. And those people are called women.BAZINGA!
brexit has been a disaster why are people falling for that grifter's bollocks again
playig elden ring
>>199213818unfathomably based
hairline recedingwaistline expandingerections dysfuctioning
>32 and never voted. It’s just a circus for the peons. We’re just enlightened individuals operating at higher levels. Unvaccinated as well you see.
Only just noticed that Ben Shapiro is always wearing one of those little Jew hats, but it's the exact same colour as his hair.
>>199213842can you shag the horse in it
>>199213877sneaky
>>199213874loooool done em
There's about 50 posters in /brit/ at peak hours on a Friday / Saturday evening. No general election has swung on ±50 votes. Makes no difference whether all of us ITT vote or not. Objectively no difference to the outcome.
>>199213824
YEAH!?
>>199213909Don't care. Still voting Lib Dem.
glad he never green text me
genuinely think it should be illegal to not vote unless you have a valid excuse
Those who are most successful in life are those who work smart AND hard
>>199213909DC;VR
>>199213909at least 6 of those are me, probably 5 are spaino, 10 jfs including the irish and some of the freaks here are clearly underage so probably about 20 eligible voters
You shouldn't be able to vote if you're: unemployed, overweight, female, atheist, low IQ, wearing sportswear, nonwhite, under 30
pooing some wee out of my dick
>>199213909I'm not a voting block with you tardsHalf of you are probably voting for homosexual parties like Lib Dems or Greens
>>199213389The 60s-70s were ridiculously nonce friendly. The sexual revolution opened up a can of worms and nonces believed they were in good company. This is the era where all the major nonces in rock and roll, Hollywood, French academia, British politics, all come out to play Really wonder when the strong stigma against noncery came back into action. It was certainly back by the 1990s, since there was so much fearmongering about satanic child sacrifice rituals.
Don't care, still voting Reform
>>199213818>>199213767Some of us regularly leave the house with no difficulty so it's not a huge effort x
that's really interesting but i'm still voting walt disney-magpies coalition
>Albania's new census shows the nation has a muslim minority for the first time in the post-socialist eraoh my DAYS ummahbros
>>199213703Low trust society innit. The elites used their ideological child soldiers to demand and then weaponise "multiculturalism" with identity politics and other indirect methods. This inevitably makes society less cohesive and thus, much easier to divide and rule.That's why so many people are miserable and isolated, and so many are antisocial cunts. I think this has been happening since before Blair's Labour shut down the community hubs (pubs) with the smoking ban and alcohol taxes, and quadrupled immigration (while bringing the least compatible cultures).
opened brit earlier and everyone was talking about black mens penises so i closed the tab
Life update: applied for a job at coinmarketcap, LondonThen bought a shitcoin on eth called groyperIt feels crazy to use eth with such low gas feeHaven't felt like this in over 7 years
>>199214083stay the fuck out of my country
you're all dinosaurs
>>199213990>unemployed, overweight, female, atheist, low IQ, wearing sportswear, nonwhite, me>under 30not me
>>199214060But Beltashi are muslimSo it's still 50.67% muslim
>>199214108time for sex
>>199214048i don't get it
>>199214103rrraaaaaghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *stomps you into a fine red paste*
>>199214130I know x
>>199214138thank you
>>199214159>>199214159>>199214159
past few months my legs have started to get even hairier and im starting to get hair on my arms which isn't just baby hair think im finally turning in to a man at 25
>>199214114sufi are kafir
>>199214103no wonder I don't goon
JANNNNNYYYYY
the madman
>>199214166Three hundred and ten
Oh my days bruv
janny is uppity today innit
YES FUCK YOU JF CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BASED JANNY BASED JANNY
>>199214567>>199214567
>>199214583>>199214583>>199214583>>199214583
>>199214571>>199214589really not too bright are you
2 early news. I wonder...
What cunt made an early new?ARSEHOLEI did a great post in there as well and was looking forward to the (You)s>>199214571>>199214589Are you fucking retarded?
is this the new?
>>199214571>>199214589
triple kill
>>199214724>>199214724>>199214724
thank you based janny
oh dear'tis a sad day for shit-eating early pushers
>>199214728>>199214728
then a yank ruins itkill them all
OK you're taking the piss now
>>199214731>>199214731
>>199214815>>199214815>>199214815
ah yes
