eepy edish
this one
Got my olive chinos on
This is it, this is the thread
Here we are then
>>199214767bad luck for you
>>199214731Yeh
would prefer this but it'll probably get deleted and we'll have to use fatty's thread
three fucking newswhat a clown fiesta
>>199214792fuck off>>199214794fuck off>>199214810fuck off
EFF OFF JAY EFFS
>>199214858thems chebs them
take the piss
>>199214858hang on...
test
first of the monthpost in this thread for good luck>>199214724>>199214724>>199214724choose your fate
>>199214858gross
don't care still voting corbyn
akinfenwa
what the fuck are you all doing?this thread was the first posted after 310: >>199214724when this gets deleted, you all deserve the shock and confusion you'll feeli swear this general gets more and more stupid every day
>>199214977corr
Any fortune teller ITT?
All About That Bass is 10 years old now
>>199214938Sorry Cody, this is the thread
>>199214985its giving purple aki
>>199214987Shut up you fucking mong
janny's gonna freak
>>199214985nigga called aquafina :skull:
sick of it all just wish we were back on /po/o
>>199215024this you?
just made my mouse cursor orangewhy not I ask youwhy NOTdo we have two lives?no we have oneso best make the most of it with an orange cursor
>>199215069you gonna make it so it trails?
full spectrum gigawank on the cards
>>199215085behave I'm not a hippy drug user
russians threatened with conscription should be eligible for refugee statusit's effectively a death sentence for the crime of being an able-bodied man
>>199215020hate this new 'its giving' zoomer meme
>>199215103umm, only browns can be refugees you stupid chud
>>199215103you gonna let 10 of them come live with you then yeah?
>>199215108its giving bald
jay slater alien abduction
>find a job in british high commission, new delhi>application deadline january 2020
this is very stressful for neuro divergent individuals like myself please be more considerate
>28 jay slater
>>199215108It's just yet more gay black american slang
>>199215154its giving FUCK OFF
>>199215165no. fuck off
>>199215165no fucking WAY does the US have better public transport than usfuck OFF
she finna serve cunt, her body tea fr
Jay Slater died on the way back to his home planet.
>>199215178>>199215181>>199215184based and fuck off pilled
>>199215134not tentwo maxi've only got a one bed flat with a sofa and a pull-out bedmaybe could manage one more if they don't mind putting up and taking down an airbed every daycan't afford to feed ten lads either but i'll cook for a couple more lads if it'll literally save their lives (and keep them out of a war where they might be killing innocent ukrainians)it's just the right thing to do innit
>>199215196
>janny deletes three early news in a row>/brit/ starts spamming more threads>currently 5 /brit/ threads up 10 mins lateryou broke him lol
Scalps itchy as fuck no matter what I doShampooAnti-dandruff shampooMoisturising shampooNizoralJust waterNo wash, just brushNo escape
>>199215201what if they arse rape you?
just want the 310 rule enforced consistently 2bhand the restit's been hell on here these last 2 or 3 months. mods and janberg basically non-existent
mummy came back from shopping and didn't get me any tasty treatsstill helped her put the shopping away, but I did it angrily whilst huffing and puffing
>>199215247then they'll wish they were in ukraine
>>19921489590 mins per visit? huh?well cofnused by this image xxxxx
>>199215251in the absence on an effective janny force, the good and able citizenry must pick up the slack and enforce the law by any means necessary
Might treat myself to a new bottle of olive oil x
>>199215258Just not on is it?
imagine if 4chan had votekicksheaven
>>199215298is this in london?
>>199215298Can't imagine what sort of fucking shithole this must be in
he's got the whole poo in his arse
>>199215298>more expensive than cheap whiskydon't know how they dare
I genuinely don't know why we even post in news made by JFs, just ingore them ffs
>>199215241its giving norwood 4
>>199215108its giving old ijbol
>>199215349Nope
>Maddy would be 21>Jay is 19you reckon they hooked up?
>>199215346theyve put it on back to front
Kick poster: Aussie(no reason given)Type F1 to vote YESType F2 to vote NO
>>199215313within a day it'd be two people left, spamming the votekick button at each other
>>199215349>>199215350pack it in
>>199215373F1
>>199215349what is it with this phrase being posted in hereit's giving norwood 4 WHAT?
playing a bit of star wars: force unleashedabsolute prick of a game on higher difficulties
>>199214977Janny I wish I could spend the entire day on /brit/ bickering with you, but I unfortunately gotta fuck off.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rAjOjTGtcPS: Don't forget to delete the encrypted CP links on /bra/.
Had no idea Benjamin Zephaniah died last year Woke leftwing English teachers must have been sobbing
peace button came off my jacket and got lost somewhere, now only the lightning button remains, don't know what the lightning means or where i got it, but i'm going to assume it means fascism and this was an act of fate telling me to put aside all notions of peace and become a fascist
>>199215477Mental how he was a wifebester but that's okay because he was black
called someone at toil a dyslexic retard last week and I've been terrified of a potential HR email sinceterrifying
>>199215406>It's Giving or Giving X is a slang term used to describe someone or something's look or vibe with a positive ironic connotation, derived from the phrase "giving X vibes." For example, "It's giving rockstar" would positively describe someone as having a rockstar vibe. It is used similarly to the slang term "serving" on its own to describe someone or something as exceptionally great, such as "this apartment is giving." The term is often portrayed as stereotypical queer slang, similar to terms like, "yass," and "slay." It originates from Black Trans communities and the New York City Ballroom scene. It became increasingly popularized in late 2021, primarily on Twitter.so it's just more tranny bollocks being spammed in /brit/ by trannys
>>199215511lmao didn't know that>The way I treated some of my girlfriends was terrible. At one point I was violent. I was never like one of these persons who have a girlfriend, who'd constantly beat them, but I could lose my temper sometimes... There was one girlfriend that I had, and I actually hit her a couple of times, and as I got older I really regretted it. It burned my conscience so badly. It really ate at me, you know. And I'm a meditator. It got in the way of my meditation.
>>199215535dumb bitches getting in the way of his meditation, baka
>>199215466
>>199215529Zoomers are the Black Trans generation
Just had scrumptious potatoes
>>199215506very mouse-esque post
>>199215557these word filters have been up way too long desu
>>199215564Good lad
Alright guys. On break at toil. Having a fruit salad, BLT sandwich and a coca cola zero.
just banged my funny bone and there was absolutely nothing funny about it
off to the other threadin a bit losers
>>199215576Newmoot long abandoned this siteKeeps it in a little bottle to periodically ponder
>>199215589I really don't care what you do or don't do. Stop posting about the inane shit you do, you narcissistic freak.
>Alright guys. On break at toil. Having a fruit salad, BLT sandwich and a coca cola zero.
>>199215602Spoilt for choice:>>199214728>>199214815>>199214724Janny has been generous this morning.
>>199215640Cared enough to reply fatboy.
>>199215657
>>199215600
>>199215477>In 2003, he was offered appointment as an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) but publicly rejected the honour, stating that: "I get angry when I hear that word 'empire'; it reminds me of slavery, it reminds of thousands of years of brutalitynone of which he experienced of course but still
>>199215657Mental how we have images like this and the narrative is that the suicide rate is due to prejudice.
I don't condone any TRANSGENDER nonsense but I think bottom surgery should be completely prohibited at the least.It never ever ever looks good.Just keep your revolting cock Rachel. Don't care what diptheria/diaspora or whatever the fuck it causes you.
>>199215665>fatboy.You have an odd and, if I hazard to guess, very telling obsession with weight.
Why would you have images of mutilated genitalia saved to your device? :/
>>199215707ban circumcision while we're at itjust genital mutilation in general, we don't need it and never have
>>199215665hmmm yes, very feminine response
thousands of years of brutality? fucks he on about
i dont like myself sometimes
>>199215529its giving rorke
Remember him off of when he'd go on Antiques Roadshow with his Nazi money
*enters the thread with my fancy pants on*alright then my distinguished fellow gentlemen
>>199215719Very transphobic question
*turns 360° and walks out of thread*
What should they call a hypothetical 4th Austin Powers movie? I’m thinking either The Man With the Golden Member or Goldenmember.
female cats dont meow they make a curious bleating sound
>>199215711>>199215736Fuck up tubs
>>199215792A Quantum of Sausage
>>199215792Austin Powers 4
>>199215792austin power 4: rock solid
>>199215799You're a man
>>199215794Your mum makes a curious bleating sound
>>199215589Alri fatty leave some for the rest of us haha
Going back to work now guys>>199215831And you're morbidly obese :)
>>199215831simple, yet so effective
>been at my job 3 years>haven't learnt a thing>too afriad to leave because my CV says I have 3 years experience when I basically have 0anyone know this feel
>I weigh 75kg
A View to A ShagLicence to ShagNo Time to Shag
>you're morbidly obesektim
>>199215850Take a trip to the loo first fatty lol x
Had a call with a girl I met online yesterday, lasted about an hour. Absolutely exhausting. She was really into me though.Reckon I’ll just stay an incel
>>199215860nope i have been NEET(based) for almost 2 years
did cavemen and shit put salt on their food
>>199215860ktimGoing to need to do a LOT of prep to lie effectively when I jump ship
reading some shite on another board
Live and Let ShagYou Only Shag TwiceTomorrow Never Shags
Peter Hitchens Sex Arse
hey im Jay slater and I'm posting in /brit/
>>199215912one of the earliest methods of preserving perishables, but the only place to get it was the ocean, and I doubt they had the infrastructure to move it around, even if they knew of its preserving property
Predictions on the verdict then lads
Sick of the tranny talk in your /brit/?Come to >>199214724, where our motto is Quality Over Quantity.We have a picture of Paris Hilton in a bikini. We currently 20 posts with more on the way, and not one of them - NOT ONE - is by a tranny, or about trannies. There is not even one about black penises.PLUS, it was the first thread posted after 310 therefore it is literally THE OFFICIAL /brit/ thread.Come to >>199214724: Only good posters allowed.
>>199215961guilty of babycide
>>199215860learnt nothing in my computer science degree and the job i've had since graduating consists of being 'system admin' for some obscure niche bit of saas we use which in reality anyone with an ounce of technical know how could do absolutely cooked if i have to get another job
>>199215961Guilty and she’s sentenced to sit on my face.
>>199215860Relatable. Been practically a NEET for 7½ years but on paper I've been working for dads companyHaven't learned anything of significance
>people at toil discussing the England game yesterday>politely informed them that Wimbledon begins today>they laughed at me and called me a wastemanI am far too high class for my occupationSave me from these plebs Tarquin please
>>199215961aww, look at that face, she didn't mean it!
>>199215912No just piss
>>199215959yea was just thinking about it and came to the same conclusion also bashed my head on the corner of the wall because i was distracted
english vermin clinging to their bent little red phone boxes
>>199215983freak
>>199215983screauibg
>>199216014Strange post
>>199216014>clingingthey're basically urinals at this point lad in rural areas they put defibrillators in them which is nice
>>199215564Was it bombay potato? They're peng(Peng means good)
>>199215983wimbledonnonce
>>199215961Irrelevant really. This whole retrial shitshow is just a waste of time and money really. Is it really in the public interest if she's going to die behind bars anyway?
>>199215983who cares now the good 3 are all fucked and oldfederer ain;t even playing tennis no moreso fuck it - not interested
back from glasto lads. it was very good
>>199216014hull chads with the superior white phone boxes to facilitate graffiti of phone numbers and willies
I get the impression most people do very little at work. You cannot convince me that the majority of people are going to work every day full time and breaking their back for 50 years. People move around until they find some forgotten role where they can get away with dossing then steal a living.
>11.40 on a mondaywhy aren't these toffs at work
>>199216079Appeals are necessary for any functioning justice system
>>199215971>learnt nothing in my computer science degreeIs that because you knew it all already? Or because you didn't pay attention during the degree?
>>199216093don't disagree ladbut until Rafa and Novak OFFICIALLY retire, I'm sticking with it
>>199216113would shag the milf middle row 3rd from right
>>199216113We get lots of annual leave each year x
>>199216113perhaps 2 people in this image who aren’t overweight
>>199216110Why shouldn’t I do this. There’s no reward anymore for being a functional hard working citizen.
>>199216117This isn't an appeal, it's a retrial for an attempted murder charge. She was denied permission to appeal against the murder convictions.
i want to FUCK this bitmoji
>>199216113Many of them look retired. The young guy is probably on his school holiday. Other people took holiday from work I guess.
>>199216053doesn't make any sense to mejust in case someone has a heart attack and just so happens to at the time be right where there used to be a public phone?
>>199216110Dossing is what everybody does. You get a job and then you just do the bare minimum to not get fired.
>>199215983me discussing cricket in bengal (soccer state)
>>199216117This isn't the appeal for the original convictions (which she's already exhausted), it's a retrial on a few counts from the original trial that the jury couldn't reach a verdict on. But I agree it doesn't really serve the interests of justice: on the off chance she's exonerated it'll be related to the evidence (or lack thereof) from her other convictions (namely the insulin)
>>199216062no mum made it
>>199214731
Well done lads
>>199216188for me it’s taking my job autistically seriously until I become overwhelmed, burn out then spend 2 years NEETing until I am ready to try again
state of her arm
>>199216110that's how it is when you're working for someone elsenot even "someone" really, just a name, a brand. People who own their own business tend to put considerably more effort in, even though they'll probably never be recognised outside their own niche
Do women actually fall in love over the internet? That seems like a lad only thing. Don’t know how you can anyway, they’re not people you can touch and feel and see.
She activated her Instagram again lads
bengali bengaliii
>>199216136interesting choice
I got called a "fookin muppet" and I'm not sure where it ranks on the insult scale. Is it better to be a muppet than idiot?
>>199216276Life is hard enough when you belong here.
anyone else's gf more obsessed with wanking them off with a fleshlight than shagging? just wondering if this is a common occurrence
>>199216260Long distance relationships aren’t real relationships. To deny the importance of physical intimacy, proximity and chemistry is pure copium.
>>199216192didn't know indian sport preference varied by statethought you were all in on cricket mind you I did see a polo game in the north east when bald and bankrupt went there>>199216168just another instance of gov doing something that looks nice but is actually pointless and a waste of money
>>199216260Some girl on Twitter asked me out for a date in MinecraftI didn't even know she was a girlScrolled down dozens of pics to see her eyelashesgood girl
>>199216293Generally yes, muppet is a bit friendlierDepends on the tone though
>>199216254fascinating thing about this girlher mother is from PAPUA NEW GUINEAso if you ever wondered what a half english half papuan girl looks likethere ya go
>>199216260I know people that have done it and made it work
>>199216231I prefer the version of this webm with the NASCAR race in the background.
live in London and if someone looks racially ambiguous I can't resist asking what the fuck they arethey always look proper insulted too as if I told them I'm a BNP memberyou can't be racially ambiguous and not antiicpate me to ask
um
Might be participating in my first industrial strike action in a few weeksExciting
reckon this would solve the housing crisis
groyper went up since I bought (a bit) but sheishei tripled . I should've bought sheishei
erm
Liz Hurley's still got it at 59
Can't tell you how nice it is to wfh on a mondayWhy do I trudge in every fucking week
>>199216250ktim
>>199216411Would love to live above a Lidl
>>199216411yanks aren't even close to running out of space
>>199216312I am a virgin freak
>>199216436I bet her pussy tastes of strawberriesWould hit it until it fell off
may or may not get out of bed today
>>199216436that vagina has birthed someonecrazy how nature does that
rape
>>199216481not nice
>>199216477grim, how long has she got?
>>199216411World population if everyone stood side by side in a cube would fit in a couple of new York blocksAnd if everyone wanted a piece of land and stood on the ground in a rectangular form. It would be the same length as that of new York City
>>199215298business idea: plant olive trees in the garden
>>199216428whats ur net worth
the watch
Dunno how people can do a job where they aren't doing anything all day. If it's wfh that would be great but if it isn't I would lose my mind through boredom.
fizz
>>199216500between 50-80 yearsit's progressive, as time goes by the pain will increasehorrifiyng stuff
(not) NEW THREAD>>199214728>>199214728ALL ABOARD!!!>>199214728>>199214728(not) NEW THREAD
don't actually know what people who work in the office do all day. do they have to pretend to be busy for 8 hours? i can't imagine suddenly having a workload because im not wfh
janice
>>199216510Forgot pic>>199216513I have no networthmid 3 figs on eth rn and [redacted] amount on solana. My solana wallet swings between 2 and 4 figs every couple of months. and incalculable amount on cosmos
>>199216569the hell
ignore non whites in every capacitydo not acknowledge their existence
>>199216584and there's are lesthat takes me back
>>199216110I'm an academic in a technical subject so I basically just work on my hobby as a job provided I can convince a funding body to give me a grant once a couple of years.I'm also supposed to teach but I do very little of that, like 16 hours a year.
>>199216584looks like eddie izzard
Yeah he's pretty extreme far-right...he actually agrees with Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson.
Is he aware people have been sending crypto to his wallet
>>199216411imagine living at Aldi
>>199216608he was a great guy
>5 of family from Pune swept away near dam in Lonavala>The bodies of a 36-year-old woman and two girls, aged 13 and eight, were found in the backwater of Bhushi Dam in Lonavala on Sunday.:(
a day where I don't have to see another human being is a good day
aussie who would suck dick for heroin you in m8
what's for lunch lads
>>199216795Lads having poo cake for lunch
state of that headliner yesterday I hadn't even heard of her and seems nobody else had either so didn't bother going
>>199216795gonna have some teryaki almonds for a snack
>>199216702>Some very nice, very good people have been sending me internet money- they're calling it crypto-currencies, have you heard about it? CRYP-TO. Very advanced, very smart stuff here. The crypto money isn't like ordinary money. But it's what all these smart people are using and we like having smart people on our side.
gf is useless but she loves meclumsy mess of a woman
this map doesnt make sense
why are they like this
we are the people
>>199216795similar to you, some minced beef, liver and heart in a patty with some honey then papaya and banana on the side
Need necklines like this back in fashion, highly stimulating.
>>199216886if girls all had clavicles and tummies on show i'd bust a nut walking down the street ngl
>>199216723You got that meme of a muslim guy with a goat a human girl saying when one wife wants to go to greggs and other wife wants to go to aldi? I think that was a funny image
>>199216795Stole a can of cider from the crate in the office fridge. Reckon you should not bring alcohol to work. This is my punishment for whoever did it.
just had an independent candidate knock on my doortold him I'm not interested and shut the door, only realised he was the bloke in person after checking online lmao
>>199216795cunts eating poo
>>199216992someone has to innitcircle of life
Get a hangover from beer but not from spirits, why is it?
What's the most NPC car colour and why is it white?
Free to choose.Free to live.Simple as.
>Horror as woman, 25, plunges four storeys to her death down a lift shaft after she steps into void when doors open with the elevator not there
>>199217026cogeners
>>199217054crikey
sucking the fresh hot piss from ann widdecombes fanny
>>199216985That pic isn't really relevant to the modern day, considering that the Tories took net migration from just over 100,000 to around 600,000 last year. Despite promising multiple times that they would reduce immigration to below 100,000.
>>199217125rookie numbersyou'll see how many Sir Keir can squeeze in and be amazed
its over, forgot to close the curtains while dancing in my apartment just now. gonna jump off the balcony
imagine shagging styxhexenhammer666 up the arse
INTO MY ARMSOH LORDINTO MY ARMSOH LORD
well?
Has nonceposting ran its course?
Bonkers how shite Coldplay are, their music is fucking horrendous
Who the fuck is still even voting tory?If you're auth-leaning right then it's got to be reform, if you're on the liberal side of the tories lib dem makes more senseI think the only support they have left are the ones who don't really follow politics/events but just have a vague distrust of any non-tory party
>>199214724>>199214724>>199214724
>>199217257pensioners
LOOK EVERYONE------------>NEW THREAD>>199214728>>199214728>>199214728NEW THREAD THIS WAY ---->>>199214815>>199214815>>199214815NEW THREAD------------->LOOK EVERYONE
mum just charged into my smelly bedroom, told me she's had enough of my carry on and it's time to ship up or shape out
Take a shower.Hit the weights.Get a clue.
the party that has spent 14 years ruining the country is warning us that the other party will ruin the country if they get into power
>>199217310>14 years9 actually
new>>199217378>>199217378>>199217378
four threads are you out of your damned minds????
>>199217257People trying to keep Labour out at all costs and think the Tories are the stronger opposition. In some constituencies they probably are. This is Peter Hitchens reason anyway.
>>199217458his real reason is terminal contrarianism as always
>>199217418haha>>199217498(this is the real thread btw)
think I went on my walk too early to see cute girls
>>199217569Not even close to 3:15
>>199217586you should be locked up
>>199217627The charges, constable?
new>>199217378 #>>199217378 #>>199217378 #new>>199217378 #>>199217378 #>>199217378
Fuck aye janman
301
page 8you can do it jannyi believe in you
302 or thereabouts
304
bloody hell janny
Bump
poo
+1 to /brit/s post count
Fuck sake
would like to see this kind of whip cracking every time a jf makes a new
*jerks thumb towards the thread*fucking state of that
New>>199219301>>199219301>>199219301
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>>199217054how painfully unobservant do you have to be to not even notice when the lift isn't there
>>199219305>>199219335wtf
>>199219549Janny deleted those threads because janny doesn't want anybody on 4chan to enjoy themselves
