les edishhhhhhhhhhhhh
Top geezer. BOSH,https://x.com/iamtomskinner/status/1806762955255447807
Here we are then
This one wasn't linked to firstJanny is a moron
Janny having a sneaky link
I'm starting to get a bit shaky you know what I mean
I didn't want a new thread personally
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1719836812648441.webmthe standard morning for brits that move to australia
are... are we safe here?*rattles the runt cage*
Let’s not provoke HIM further
>>199219354>>199219361calm down dear, it's just a commercial!
>>199219361Would like to apologise for this outburst and will delete the post.
>>199219374howling
no NIGGER janitor can hold me downno NIGGER jannies allowed in this townour home /brit/ is a NIGGER free threadlittle NIGGER janny is crying in his bed
>>199219355very nice. impressive
A 3 dayer for that me thinks
Americans woke up and dumped groyoer
havin a cuppa
pungent inhuman aromas coming out of my arse at the moment
Janitor Town
business idea: automatically delete all threads with /brit/ in the subject if there is another thread with /brit/ in the subject that has fewer than 310 posts, and also, automatically delete all threads with /brit/ in the subject that have 312+ posts
You better restart your router NOW
>>199219407think being based is against the rulrs mate
>>199219438invest in jeetcoin
Now Janny, make sure you bring this attitude every time an indonesian or mexican makes an early new.
>>199219447business idea: you shutting up
>>199219440samei'm having that buttermint tea after all, and will spark up that cigarillo in a minutei'll probably end up playing project zomboid later
>>199219455Janitor watch
>>199219414One day he's going to shoot himself in the stomach
me the indonesian mexican
Electric heater in effectCan't hack these temps today
>>199219407
>>199219466business idea: doing even more posts just to annoy you
>>199219528Alri Mr Tate
>>199219467good man.
Right nowt discussion going on in here so time to be productive methinks
Two portions of sex, please
>>199219473Your thoughts on this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk
wouldn't have mncdelivery refuse to eat internet food
>>199219528And then force your weird control hold onto others aha
Not been a lot of build up to the Yank election this year
>>199219569black slenderman onamadone
>>199219569Blud's a gibbon
It's a Neofolk type of afternoon
>>199219561You don't fancy having a byte to eat then?xD
Pasta delivery is en route
>Scott Chegg
>pasta delivery
>>199219374what the fuck ahhahahahahah
Pasta Delivery for... I.C. Weiner?
>>199219596faggot shit
Anyone like these shits where you finish with a massive fart so it feels like the shit gets blasted clear by the fart?This has been a poolad post
need a gf that'll log everything i do and be unfaithful ngl
another day another pointless treadmill exercise for brainberg
>>199219604such a shit sport
>>199219374she ate the pissy biscuit!
>>199219604Is there even much technique in basketball or do you just need to be really tall?
Huffing toenails.
>>199219613corrr what you get lad? a nice carbonara?
sex
>>199219653love love LOVE it especially when the fart is so massive you get another nugget or two flying out at the last minute, really seals the deal for me
>>199219467>cigarilloplease tell me you don't smoke Hamlets, they're so shit
>>199219664SAKA YOU BEAUTY
>>199219676prefer not to say...
sillyyy
>>199219555we've got a three for two offer on threesomes at the moment
Say happy Canada Day to me
>>199219664exactly what I would have done in that situation
>>199219596>neofolkalso known as wearing your grandads old clothes
>>199219667yeah loads but each team of 5 will have a very tall (6'10 or taller) centre and a power forward around the same heightthe way spacing works it only makes sense to have two or 3 players that tallbut you're useless in any position if you're not like 6'4 or taller, unless you are super skilled like steph curry who is 6'1
>>199219569Longest arms I've ever seen
What. A. G.
>>199219709Happy Canada day bro
looking forward to how janny will react to the inevitable early newis he sitting with bated breathe, finger itching for the ban?we shall see
>>199219647*points to Mihai frozen in a pod at the back of the thread*
>>199219664just unreal really
>>199219664mental how kane would have had a volley if bellingz had missed itthough arry is a bottlejob when i truly matters so would have missed
Don't really see what's wrong with getting pasta delivered. You're putting about as much effort into making pasta into making a burger, more so if you make the pasta and sauce from scratch.
>>199219653yeah, I call it the encore
What happened to 4channel?What happened to the poster count?
>>199219730Thanks man got any plans for Independence Day?
>>199219742giggling
happy Canda Day to me
>>199219721wtf
>>199219758Getting a burger delivered is silly, too Gets all soggy and lukewarm
>>199219758/brit/ is full of conformists who view anything out of the ordinary with deep suspicion
>>199219758its just easy to make yourself and cheap so why would you get it ordered
>>199219760Memoryholed
bit bizarre that Laurence Fox still has friendsseems like quite an obnoxious chapand I say that as a rorke
hope diego is safe and okay wherever he is x
>>199219758chucking like 20 pence worth of dry pasta into a pan and boiling it isn't the same as making your own burgers, not even close
i'm voting for reform ltd because it's a racist party and i'm a racist. i want history to repeat and farage to come to power in the same way that hitler came to power in 1930s germany. i like him because he reminds me of oswald mosley and enoch powell
>>199219653>>199219682>>199219759I am seen
>>199219812Good lad
just ordered a boiled egg off UberEats, £6.80 plus tip seems reasonable
>>199219799would lick that mixed race lass's soles clean
>>199219760gookmoot realised he wasnt fooling any advertisers pretending that 4channel was a worksafe friendly version of the chon without /pol/ and porn so hes abandoned that idea and instead allowed nsfw ads on sfw boards instead to make money. the postercounter was removed for no reason and incognito image posting has been banned to sell more passes
>>199219799people forgive people they know for loads of awful personality traits even when they aren't famousdunno whyat uni one lad in our friend group had fucked everyone he ever met over cos he was a proper sociopath and yet still the group were like oh whatever he's a mate, jsut what he's like innit
>>199219812>reform ltdyou've never got over people pointing out that every party has a listing on company house have you laddie?
one of the perks of using a dynamic ip is you sometimes get erroneous ban messages like this onei haven't been on /pol/ in agesgood to see they're cracking down on the shitposting though
i walked down to the hamburger shop and had a sit down meal for dinner
>>199219799They're probably all right-wing extremists themselves
>>199219764Posting on brit from my smelly bedroom and reading
>>199219812GCHQ making a note of this post
>>199219721they were training haha
>>199219866good lad
I might be the smelliest, most virginous incel in /brit/ tbqh
>>199219878there's an entire american thread you could post in instead on that day
>>199219861get those on mobilehad one i got myself like 8 years previous before when i went back to mum's for crimbo
>>199219861went to post on here one day only to find 'i' was permanently banned for CP. bit of a shock desu. don't remember which board the nonce posted on
job centre call toil in a bit
>>199219860I'm poking fun at leftypol by including it you mong
>>199219686nah they're dirt cheap ones todayi smoke mehari's when i can thoughthe vanilla flavour ones
it raining again it not rightit never right
fuck it all fuck it ALL to HELLgoing to get a pizza delivered. why shouldn't i
>>199219812you're having a giraffe if you think Reform is going to do any of that
>>199219941Good lad, enjoy
fucking freak
Me and my Pakistani girlfriend (one of the proverbial 'good ones') shall be voting Reform
>>199219939"it" doesn't make grammatical sense
>>199219911On the 4th, /brit/ will be an American thread
>>199219909Alright Diego
get the ferry tickets booked
>>199219967it gon be alright de ladit new speak
(1/6)
everyting gwan be alree
>>199219969I'll get the filter list prepped then
>>199219969We have our election on July 4th, when a new parliament (and therefore a new prime minister) will be voted for.
>>199219556Will listen when I get hoem
>>199219917There's a few spots in Belfast where you'd pick up an IP on 4G that had nonce bans. All of them were on /tv/
>>199219975>ferryalri granddad
>>199219995she'll be right
(2/6)
>>199219963theres not a single good non white on earth
been joined in my room by a dragonfly of all things
(3/6)
>>199219993YESi was about to moan that the britney posting was cut short
>>199220000i know>>199219997sure you will
>>199220038offer him a brew
>>199219878Sad>>199219911does it say “4chan.org.uk”?>>199219969Based
>>199220024what about bob marley?
(4/6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZoGGIB1GHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZoGGIB1GHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZoGGIB1GHshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZoGGIB1GHs
mcdelivery arrivedno special prize stickers on the friesFUMING
(5/6)>>199220049are britney
more like shitney
>>199219298are Toyah
mediocrewomenmong loves his mediocre women
>>199220110*jiggles your belly*
(6/6)>>199220131fuck you
>>199220110lmao albanian fella won £200 thanks to your order
>>199220012just not onthe entertainment industry has much to answer for
>>199220110Won a free porridge last night
thoughts on the wog prime minister having cry over being called a paki?are wogs naturally thin skinned and emotional? kids on the playground deal with insults better this pint sized wog
>Searching for posts with the filename ‘Encourage-women-to-smell-their-poop-to-be-more-inclusive-to-Trans-women-IQfy’. >1300 results found.
Caught a nonce ban on /tv/ in 2015 for making a thread with little muslim girl saying allahu akbar
The Big Tasty is the best McD's item
>>199220188
can’t eat fast food anymore, just become ill and grumpy me
>>199220226Sounds like you have gut issues
Miss the chicken legend me, much better than the chicken burger they serve these days
>>199220239ktim
>>199220250reckon it’s poison disguising itself as food
listening to music and looking morose
shit my guys out every time I get fast fooddisgusting indigestible shit
listening to morose and looking music
eat usain bolt call it fast food
>>199220186it was an obvious set up to take votes away from reform
>>199220188and they call the troons mentally ill
>>199220302how exactly is a paki crying about racism going to take votes away from reform?
>>199220239He's about 5 inches flaccid, based on the videos I've seen
back on the zinc + copper supplementsexpecting my libido to increase
>>199220268Nope, sorryHaving problems when you eat food is not the food's fault
My Dad had a full head of brown hair at 50 and now has a noticably thin head of grey hair at 60.He doesn't seem to care thougheverbeit.
>>199220188Doing God's work.
>>199220316it was intended to show to voters that they are the racist party and the tories are the sensible party. could pull back some undecided voters
>>199220317My knob goes from 1 inch flaccid to just over 5 inches hard so it's possible he's got an 8 or 9 incher.
tasteless grey gruel for tea
>>199220378phwoar yes
barely 2 inches flacid me, but 6.5 erect, and a proper shiny helmet
>>199220335fast food isn’t really food though is it
>>199220406yeah whatever
Would genuinely only have about two maybe four friends to invite to a hypothetical welding
My penis is ideally sized as several women have told me in confidence and two women and one man have said in public
>>199220402thanks for letting us know mate
>>199220399looks good wish i had that >>199220378at least its something
talking about dicks again are we?benders
>>199220371You're a flaccid knob
>>199220399why are you serving up the mash like that? looks vile, learn to plate it better
Can't wait for Sunak to lose his seat and the Tories to cannibalise themselves. It's going to be glorious.
slowly losing weight, my hair's getting tastefully longer and I've aqcuired fashionable stubblethis might sound like a stretch lads, but I think I might be good lookingshan't be posting pics
>>199220421bragley bait
>>199220418No need to get pretentious Sven
>>199220378Tea is a drink not a mealNorthern freak
>>199220369>>199220369>>199220369I know you guys don't like it but I made an early new just in case.
My bellend is weirdly big compared with the rest of my penis
>bragley
>>199220464bet ur always cummin early eh la
if you have a big enough frying pan you can cook oven pizza on itjust defrost the pizza in the fridge overnight, put it on the frying pan (low heat) and cover with foil
>>199220443pretty excited about it toomain worry is that the wipeout won’t be as massive as expected somehow, really hope they go under 100 seats
>>199220492shan't be doing this
>>199220463I've got a meal for you right here pal*punches you in the mouth*
>>199220059>sucking up to yanks this muchSad
>>199220492could also throw it in the oven
>>199220492>you can cook oven pizza on itAs opposed to...non-oven pizzas?
>>199220492how is that a better option than just putting it in the oven
Don't care, still voting Trump
>>199220492Will continue to use the oven cheers
really quite proud of my penis lads
>>199220529
>>199220546based
>>199220493I'm tactically voting lib dem in the hope that it makes the tory defeat even larger
excreting brown matter from my bhole
Oh, he's here again. Wonder if he'll have a melty
>>199220493are you not a bit worried about labour getting in?we've been voting against mass immigration ever since the last time, and immigration is now at it's highest ever by a milewhat the fuck are these psychos going to do when the public (apparently) votes FOR mass immigration?
>>199220529reggie
Wfh monday is greatDrop into a few meetings in the morning, send a few replies to emails that came in late fridayFire one up the missus at lunchDo a bit of actual tasks in the afternoon and head straight to the gym after
>>199220580hey that's my mum
>are you not a bit worried about labour getting in?
Do a chemical peel on your penisUnlock maximum sensitivity
And the very latest from The Woke Mob?
might take shitloads of LSD and write the next alice in wonderland
>>199220526>>199220543>>199220553not everyone has an oveneveryone has a big frying pan and kitchen foil>>199220535yeh
somehow, mousenonce returned
Can't wait for the Red-Tie Neoliberal Party to fix all of the problems created by the Blue-Tie Neoliberal Party.
>>199220609
Biden is playing 4D chess as the sacrificial lamb. When they replace him with a younger candidate, that candidate is going to be massively popular and then all the "old man" discourse will shift onto Trump
>>199220577haha me too *kisses you on the mouth*
thinking about my local football team
>>199220638
>>199220626the bread gets stuck to the pan ive tried it
>>199220626how can you have a hob to use the pan on but not an oven? are you camping in the woods or something
>>199220639ok
>>199220626>not everyone has an ovenlmao imagine being so poor you don't have an oven
>>199220646FOOLS ball!
mouseynomics in /cum/>>199217225
>>199220648I'm not mouseposter I can posr it
blud is REALLY talking about cooking pizza in a frying panjesus wept
I give off Rockstar Vibes
>>199220639you mean the democrats are playing 4D chessbiden is a demented elder abuse victim who doesn't know who or where he is most of the time
Dip your dick into hydroflouric acidBecome a virgin again
>>199220672>thread isn't even half way to bump limit and it's 7 hours oldgrim freaks
fucked up my entire life kek
not a lot of ‘did the man kick the ball’ posts when the footy is actually on odd that
>>199220722ktim, suicidetoil for me
reading book
>>199220589>are you not a bit worried about labour getting inI don't think you realise how utterly dogshit the tories are at everything. Since 2015 and arguably including the coalition as well they've been the most incompetent government since the war, with only the possible exception of late 70s labour. They deserve to be totally blown the fuck outWorst case with Starmer things are mostly the same as they are now, best case things actually turn a corner
>>199220654i did it just now and it didn't get stucki didn't even use oil this time either (you are supposed to)>>199220655turning on my oven has filled the room with smoke since i moved in herecan't be arsed to clean itdon't even know if it's possible
Still sometimes chuckle about that soyjak image of the people in that Submarine that imploded.
is the man going to kick the ball later
>>199220708unlike this thread /cum/ doesn’t get swarmed with antipodean freaks in the dead of night
>>199220743good mangive us a synopsis when you're done
>>199220743read this but can't remember any of it other than he was a shagger in his youth and stole an apple from a tree
>>199220736This place as well as the internet at large is full of snide mentally ill cunts so you can't trust it desu
>>199220722dont give up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJDhZvLtak
>>199220756i hope so. i'm talking with the missus about spending about $10k/year each on the football, so we had better enjoy it
have forensics check the slug
>>199220743My favourite African writer
drinking water with ice cubes in it to improve the taste
bet mousey makes some proper weird noises when you're sucking him off
>>199220773No chemicals
>>199220773What are you WAFFLING about??
What's stopping you from just moving to the med and working in a bar?Oh yeah Brexit
On that 1,4,flurobenzene
>>199220753probably a lump of burned food in there
says it all really
>>199220766Yeah you get interesting portions of his life in between parts that are basically the same, saying how God is great. It seems a bit light on the theology
>>199220589I don’t think it’s even possible to have higher immigration you’d have to be a retard, a doormat, an utter cuck to continue voting for tories after they brought in 1.2 million wogs
>>199220748>Worst case with Starmer things are mostly the same as they are nowyou lack imaginationlabour could do what they did last time and quadruple the rate of immigration because they want to socially engineer a "multicultural" societyand that's not even the worst case scenariolook at what socialists did to venezuelayou have absolutely no clue how bad things could get
>>199220813get over it
I run this general
>>199220786Why would you be a football fan in aus when you have the best sports league in the world right there (NRL)
>>199220813It doesn't actually, my brother is currently doing just that.
>>199220837there are higher numbers than 1.2 millionlast time labour were in, they brought in 2 million immigrants
fluoride benzoate mentioned
if anyone needs me I'll be in my orifice
wanking my little green willy
>>199220842>labour could do what they did last time and quadruple the rate of immigration because they want to socially engineer a "multicultural" societyPretty much anyone who wants to come here already can. At least with Blair's immigration most of them were white Christian Eastern Europeans, now it's all pajeets and nigerians.
I know what you're doing, just keep posting.
flourine definitely the coolest most swaggiest element ngl4-FA is a good drug too but VERY neurotoxic
>>199220324Started taking vitamin d
>>199220912>At least with Blair's immigration most of them were white Christian Eastern Europeanswhere are you getting that from?
>>199220825People driving in the middle lane on the motorway when you return to the left
>>199220842Still have no idea how this could be interpreted other than a plan to completely destroy British culture. We already have rootless multicultural behemoths — Canada, USA, and Australia — to fill with browns as reparations for colonialism.
got high hopes for finding a gf when I take the dog for a walk in a bit
>>199220868Net migration under Labour never cracked 250k a year. This year it was 700k a year.
I have a bull mastiff
>>199220708They've all been asleep, it's just turning to morning in North AmericaIt's now 9:43 am in New York and 6:43 am in California
Why didn't jay Slater just walk along the road? I just looked it up on maps, stick to the roadside and follow the signposts, at least until morning
>>199221030dunno
Captcha GYM
>>199221030probably because he was off his nut at the time
>>199221035artificial countries created by British colonialism
>>199221030Because heatstroke makes you do retarded things. He had been on the pills and the bag all night and was presumably very dehydrated.
>>199220912>anyone who wants to come here already canand voting in labour sends that message out to the world loud and clearat least having voted in the tories gives the impression the public aren't happy about itwhen biden was elected, there was a massive surge to the us border, because latin americans knew there was now a pro-migrant leader in power
Twerking my bussy as reparations for colonialism
>>199220861afl footy mate
>>199220868that’s not true idiotimmigration has never in history been as high as under the toriesthey are far and away worse in every way than labourthat’s why they need 0 seats, I voted for les a immigration and they betrayed me so massively I want them to be utterly desyroyed
New>>199221113>>199221113>>199221113
>>199221116>>199221116>>199221116
the evil that men poo
>>199221005yes, because the door has been wedged open wider and widerwhat makes you think labour will do anything but accelerate this policy?
>>199222222
