Songs From The Big Chair edition
poo smells lmao
not just saying this lads but i reckon i've got quite an aesthetic willy
need something in my life to break me out of this cycle of never doing anything ever
>>199253708:D
>>199253720Play rugby league
*walks into the saloon known as Brit*Hmmmm*Quickly shoots everyone then pours myself a glass of whiskey* Ain't easy being the fastest gun in the Brit
>>199253703you can't comprehend the suffering we experience
>>199253720French Foreign Legion
>>199253720ktim
>>199253670emblematic of the status quo, capital, progress, degeneracy etc
>>199253746its just a religion lil bro
>>199253741i would fail
>>199253737OK Liberty Vallance
>>199253709How so>>199253730>League Irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQDSvSM2oY
>>199253742is your problem also that you can never bring yourself to any level of enthusiasm or, god forbid, passion about anything so you just do nothing?
>>199253757no it isn’t
>>199253720a gf
in reality, the hierarchy of categories is like this, from most important to least:classreligionracenationality
>>199253794why not
>>199253800no woman would have me, i'm too far gone
>>199253740nh if there's someone who can understand suffering pretty well itt, that person would be me
>>199253811I'd put a tick of my spunk in her box if you know what I mean
>>199253823never know til you try
>>199253802>hmmm yes…i have similar values and life experiences to people in ugandan and bangledeshi slums…because we are “working class”…i am very smart
>>199253786yes all the while blaming others and my upbringing for my lack of enthusiasm to take any action in life
uni break flew by not even 2 weeks til i have to go back :(
groveling on the floor begging for god's forgiveness
>>199253802All religions are lies
>>199253864i had a girl for a while but she just emotionally drained me and demanded things from me i couldn't provide, and the thing was they weren't huge requests, she just wanted to spend time with me and i wanted to be alone caught in my own head, i'm broken
>>199253742>>199253786kahteem, how old are you both
>>199253881me after a mega wank
>>199253865>hmm i have similar values and life experiences as the royal family because they are white, british and christian
>>19925391018
>>199253932can you be in york in the next hour? x
>>19925391029, i'm not moping about getting older or anything because it's just a fact of life, i've been this way since i was a teenager
>>199253924This, but unironically.
>>199253949mentally ill faggot
>>199253949odd willy
>>199253971same to you pal
>>199253954are you a good kisser?
>>199253995are you a man or woman
>>199253786unironically just get off the internet for a while, you start doing things out of pure boredom then you slowly start to be able to enjoy them as well
a fine how do you do to the trannycord
right then janny are you going to clean it up or what
>>199253988weird looking testes what is wrong with this nigga
Don't really care if a bloke wants to troon out, just don't like being cajoled and bullied into pretending that he's in any way a real woman.
a ad aca uhg dee id o
>>199253995um, yes!
>>199254038How is his ballsack so smooth
>>199254038gay of you wouldn't
was ancient greece woke or was it not-woke
>Terrifying moment mob of 'Middle Eastern' men brutally beat lesbian couple celebrating a birthday after the women objected to their homophobic slurs
>>199254013were it so easymaybe i need to spend a year in jail or something
suckable knob ngl
>>199254112Well they had slaves, women had no rights, only wealthy men had any political influence, so NO.But they liked to have sex with little boys, so YES.
>>199254106Weird how angles make your willy seem big or small. I often look down at mine and think it's small but it's about 6 inch so a reasonable size.
>>199254124yea its basically impossible, i can only ever keep my usage down for like a week max
>>199254144homofascism innit
why are they doing the same stroke victim expression in every pic it frightens me
slavery isn't fascism.
i fucking love yankpolitics
>>199254184They think it makes them look feminine.
Rorke dumping his folder of people showing off their penises again
alcohol tolerance is so high i can get completely fucking wasted and barely even notice
gay wank on the horizon
eating cursed food
Janesh, do the needful.
>>199254213that’s not how tolerance works
>>199254205why's he got that strange contraption on his willy?
>>199254160just like france's National Rally
trapped in the nightmare dimension
>wonder what's happening on /brit/ at the moment>aaaaahh yes
Might play some Elden Ring
>>199254254why did you have to wonder when its here all the time
>>199254232perhaps poorly-wordedi used to be able to reach a level of comfortably drunk, but now it has to be more and more and i feel completely fine, but eventually my liver puts its foot down and i pass out
>>199254255got to liurnia of the lakes bored af cus all the dex weapons are BORING
We need to be liberated from concepts like 'species'
>>199253136lel
>>199254295Says the freakish little goblin calling himself human
about 80% certain that my life is going to end in suicide and probably in the next 10 years
>>199254310Hehe
they dont think it be like thisbut it do
>>199254205gross torso
>>199253949>>199253988>>199254038>>199254106>>199254205>>199254308any arsehole pics?need to see his anus pounded asap
>>199254334Don't do that :(Cunt
>>199254348grim nonce
>>199254148the view we have of ourselves is the least flattering view
Eating my £2.75 tube of Pringle
>>199254320Descent based categories having significant importance in social rules is backwards
why are boys so cute
my face has not aged a day since i was maybe 16, only difference i see in the mirror is that i'm fatter but only because i started lifting and i'm bulking
>>199254390just say you want to marry your dog you freak
FitWouldWould also make her jump up and down for tiktok
literally the ideal woman
shoving fish fingers up my arse
>>199254388just the one pringle is it
>>199254426wtf is pssd?
anyone doing anything Thursday night
>>199254441Post Senegalese Shmeat Disorder
This stuff is utterly peng, can't recommend it enough. Lovely on a ham salad sandwich.
>shmeathe can’t help it with the yiddishisms
>>199254441penis sucking slag disorder
Literally the perfect woman
It's crazy how much picking the wrong subjects at A Level fucked my life up beginning in 2012.It caused me to lose confidence, get a useless degree, lost all my friends from school. I eventually got a job via an agency after uni, worked my way into aa semblance of a decent role, but then I stupidly decided to change jobs last year. I'm 6 months into my new job and it's not getting any better. It's too difficult, I have took much to learn, I can't do it. My confidence has been utterly shattered for the third or fourth time in my life. Failing my driving test in 2019 was horrendous, but I did eventually pass in 2023 after giving up for three years.Now. I'm feeling fucking worthless again. It's understated just how much feeling out of your depth at work can make you feel completely inadequate.
>>199254441peng slag sucking dick
>>199254478stfu 2016mong
ham and cheese toastie down the hatch
Literally the perfect womanShe's even Australian https://youtu.be/gW-FAqp-fNs?si=xRoOrKyo2pKFEUL5
>>199254414No I don't. That's outbreeding.
put that drama shit beside me
Dealing with intrusive thoughts after seeing all those tranny pics :/
>>199254459thanks for the reccy xx
fat cunt
Want to inject tranny penis with adrenaline
>>199254478I got railroaded into going to uni even though some kind of apprenticeship would have been much more suitable. Wasted 3 years of my life and came out the other side with fucking nothing
where's the girl on the boat with the old bloke?
some psyciatrists need to be locked up
feel like something bad is going to happen to me when i lift weights tonightan ominous foreboding feeling
>>199254441Post-SSRI Sexual DysfunctionIt's where people have continued sexual dysfunction (like numb genitals, inability to orgasm) after they stop taking SSRIs (the most common type of antidepressant)Some doctors don't yet recognise it as a real thing but a lot of patients think they have it, and I think there is some evidence to suggest it's real. Here's an article about it:https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/02/ssri-antidepressants-sexual-dysfunction-side-effects-consequences-libido
They're going to cut it off anyway- for thr first.time in history, voluntarily- so, why can't they stop being selfish and let the stem cells that cums are be used for good things or research?? Their sperm is useless
any top shaggers on here
>>199254586how big is yo dick mousey
>>199254586shut up nigga!
>>199254565so it turns out putting young people on a cocktail of pills has bad consequences? who'd have guessed
>Boaty McBoatface
She has sexual dysfunction? That's hot. I want to be in a sexless relationship with her, in my house
>>199254552you ephebophilic perverse voyeuristic sadist why would you want to see that
>>199254478hit the gym, do some deadlifts
Mousey, dearest of all my friends!
agree with the yanks' resistance to roundabouts, i hate the fucking things, all these seemingly arbitrary rules you have to memorise that also vary from state to state in australia
>>199254617I thought that was all women by defaultthat's the ruse isn't it? men want sex and women only do it to make men happy. She's blowing cover, she'd be pilloried for this
>>199254655get a local license dikshit
>>199254604yjk it's 8+ inches thick and veiny beautiful shiny bellend too. he got that retard meat
>>199254617even better she still lets you shag her but purely for your own gratification, like you're pounding away and she's just quietly folding some laundry or something
>>199254681be less gay
Corrrrr my fingers smell like the streets that have hariibo factories on themIt's not sugar/sweeteners it's more emulsified than that. Either that or like a mix of Hariibo (which it doesn't smell completely like) and the sugar that candy monopoly pieces are made of
>>199254675isn’t the average indian iq 85
>>199254675>Indians>decrease sexual degeneracyreally m8
>>199254705bizarre post
>>199254691PhoAaAaaaaooaoaoaaarrrrr that's hot Or she is going to sleep
>>199254707they seem to be good with computers, i can't make hide nor hair of that hacker shit
catplant asmr just came up on my youtube reccysremember i used to have many degenerate wankeroos over her
>>199254732stop posting body horror
>>199254732Thanks SSRIs
>>199254693gurl you know that aint happenin
>>199254732
if all my organs are functioning just fine then why does my brain want me to kill myself
>>199254754they can read english, that's the only reason anybody gives half a fuck. They can recite a script that tells the end user how to troubleshoot their laptop.And they're bitter about that too
>>199254732no joke my mum walked in on me when i opened that
>>199254732heard this feels more like sucking a willy than getting a bj therefore is gay
>>199254791All depends on your own unique body chemistry, like doctoring ^°^
>>199254791modern life is not conducive to contentment and well being
>>199254441its what i do every morning aha
you never hear labour wanting to nationalise pharmaceuticals
>>199254813he's already dressed like a girl, you think he cares?
It's interesting that women can get sexual dysfunction from SSRIs, which affect the serotonin, because they don't have prostate glands
only half way through the shift and I'm already so fucking done with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_HJWiUIxs8Get on that scandinavian happiness vibe
that post inspired me to try sucking my own willy again
>>199254804what did she say
>>199254843there's plenty of happy and content people in the world though, what's their secret? SSRIs? psychopathy?
>>199254855We have our own system in this country, where we fast track some new and promising drugs each year (like 5 drugs). This fast tracking is giving sort of like consent to make the process faster for getting a drug approved
Thoughts on goths?
>>199254858dress up wanks are not gay
>>199254884no comment on it, i think i managed to close it before she realised what it was, still gave me a fright though
>>199254886those are npcs not people
now that i have money i might hire a stylist to help me have more drip
>>199254889that's a thing I can't say because it's closely association with nonceryit starts with an L
>>199254888what does it matter if the drug comes faster is the 'disorder' that it's for isn't even abnormal human behaviour
>>199254889Indescribably cringe, and baffling that it hasn't died out yet
>>199254893t. massive flaming homo
>>199254869nsfw image
do normal people who build up wealth just eventually say one day>hmm I guess I'll spend a million on a boat
>>199254907is she fit
>>199254645I had a dream of my Ngubu . He didn't scored goals. But it was all right.
might write a novel and make the protagonist an american female so i can make her as stupid as i like
>>199254933>massive flaming homohaven't heard of that Cheetos flavour before
>>199254889lolita fashion is the best
I forg9t what system the clitorus is connected to but I think it's the parasympathetic system. So is, like, the cervical spine part and lumbar I think. I am not going to take in that information in because the whole page is tainted information about the vagus nerve
>>199254953'
>>199254946no mate she's 60 years old, and has had a pot belly since at least her late 30s
>>199254889enjoy milkin the wilkins to goths with big chebbers
>>199254869Denmark:>high incomes>good beer>legoWhat's not to like
>>199254978>milkin the wilkinsnicking this one xx
brits wouldn’t last a second in the frigid australian winter
>>199254950why russian always so bad in english
>>199254950didn't score*
>>199254985love mads mikkelsen, favourite actor insofar as having a favourite actor is a position i would like to take
>>199254478I was a NEET for years with agoraphobia so bad I didn't leave the house for a year. My dad then got cancer and died which was a kick up the arse and I turned my life around and I'm now in a great place. Everything happens for a reason mate, God/life takes you down different routes and you'll learn from it all but you need to put the effort in.
>>199255005me on the right
>>199254889like their architecture
Apparently, mesh grids connected to positive can eat the electrons emitted from lighting connected to (probably smaller I think) positive
me hiding inside because I have algorephobia and I'm terrified of running into him
>>199255037>v<
>>199254889very fun AoE2 civ for soulful folk trying to avoid the eternal cav/archer meta
Wow she doesn't like coffee now either Too much serotonin in her intestines
>>199255043snorted
>>199254934I was very careful not to get my cock and bollocks in the shot
>>199255014
>>199255037was just sayin this down the gentlemans club
>>199254993had a miserable time walking to the shops in the cold and rain and wind, apparently it's like that all the time in england
>>199254950Shouldn't you be Russian off to work rn aha x
mad how we could all be friends and do stuff together but we never will
https://youtu.be/gW-FAqp-fNs?si=3SudlqX_uj_uzVZB
>>199255086shouldn't you be suckin me nether regions haha
>>199255098off topic
>>199255086lmao
>>199255068she should take cyproheptadine to nuke the serotonindoctor peat talks about this ^.^
>>199255005DaShawn's playdoll
>>199255094only women have “friends”
flyberg keeps whizzing past my knob whilst I'm trying to have a wankits got me on the ropes
mental how the deputy PM of the Netherlands was an active Stormfront member
>>199255094oh I do stuff with people in here, just not you x
>>199255098involuntary commitment, does that mean she's been sectioned for bein frigid?bout time.
>>199255107mousey >.<
>>199255105Off topic
>>199255118maybe he's mistaking it for a worm
>>199255111bruh
>>199255107Is this Doctor Peat an existing person mousey?
>>199255135flies eat poo not worms
>>199255129:(
the poo was invented in 1649 by Sir Rutherford J Poo
>>199255129auatsraila ^~^
>>199255163with music by nobouand graphics by wong chu
do royal mail only deliver once a bloody week now what a joke
>auatsraila
>>199255160nobody's eating your worm
all the lonely peoplewho poo out of their arseall the lonely peoplewho poo and also fart
mad how badly i mindraped him
>>199255187you can thank that czech crook
>>199255199yeh but your mum eats my poo #done
I am the egg man
Still mad lol :/
might put my cock in a gay mans asshole what do we think
insane how fucking expensive pringles are now
my colon is pulsating and throbbing for cock
i like british television
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNakrgCzbQthorpe onlots to say as always
thread is going to mysteriously become dogshit in a few minutes
>>199255240THIS. I've stopped buying them for the most part even though they make me go crazy
>>199255222poo poo pa choo
>>199255254this second hand watch dealing crook still making videos? oh my days
Charles Veitch
doin thangs u know how we do in this biz baby
>>199255232only if its mine x
Mad how this has all but disappeared in the space of a single lifetime.
Hell is crazy manimagine murdering one person and you end up rubbing shoulders with Hitler and Pol Pot
>>199255232>>199255242lets collaborate x
>>199255275sorry he scalped you on your casio 190 its just business
cahojil xawd xawd
>mad how we could all be friends and do stuff together but we never will
>>199255306im not 190 and i dont wear that
kazakh sexo
https://voca.ro/1fY9CEbOALW3 thoughts on cumbum?
>>199255324sorry he undervalued your g shock 190
>>199255327fingers too stubby
>>199255297Just ask for forgiveness
>>199255094are you insane, everyone here is horrible to each other 99% of the time
i'm bi
>tfw you receive a cryptic email from an esl colleague
>>199255336obsessed
I am the egg manI sell eggs, at a very fair price might I add
>>199255296>bollock-handed
>>199255303youre too far away daddy ToT
shagging other men into submission because i'm an alpha male
>>199255361sorry he knocked a £10 off your g shock because it had a scratch on 190
>>199255362Youuu and Tony Egg again
>>199255380umm hi
>>199255362Chickens can eat eggs. Even their very own eggs
watching videos of women squirting
I reckon "beautiful" partners are overratedwould rather have a girl of average attractiveness but great personality and chemistry
>>199255400they trying to see your penis or something? heheheh
>>199255407Or is insane
>>199255407maybe you'd also be happy with a bloke then unironically
>>199255407moid lies
>>199255407why not all three
miss how soulful ps2 games wereps1 games on the other hand creep me out, they even creeped me out back in the day when i was first playing them before i had a ps2
>>199255424done that bent freak
>>199255424no grooming zone, please respect
>>199255407I had a somali girl I got on really well with but I couldn't get past the fact she's somali
why the fuck do people squint when trying to look at something really small anyway, how does that make any sense it just gets your eyelashes in the way
>>199255420SQUIRTING you fucking slanty eyed chink cunt xx
>>199255457reduce peripheral visionanyone else got questions while i'm still here? going off to do some stuff before bed soon
>>199255456somalis have an absurd superiority compleximagine being from the literal worst coutnry on earth and having a superiority complexboggles the mind
Insane people all see the same things. That's why insane people should be put in charge or psyche wards, told that they can communicate with the patients telepathically, then put them in rooms together not talking. Maybe they will communicate telepathically
>>199255494*squints*aye, so it does
>>199255433gaming entered a dark age around the end of the ps3
>>199255504what's the meaning of life
>>199255533>>199255533>>199255533
im more attracted to cute rather than beautiful
>>199255522nah not her, she was really sweet and kind to me she just didn't know I'm very racist inside
>>199255504Thoughts on Sola Fide?
new>>199255392>>199255392>>199255392
>>199255530was still playing 360 games mostly until around 2020, was shocked at the sharp drop in quality
