tekken edish
tekken the piss with this jf new
fuck anime sub-edition
vitutiate
sausage undies themhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721534846931241.webm
>>199995533screeching
wife game me a thigh job lads
>>199995533feel personally attacked because i buy underwear off temu
did we just lose bros?
Gotta stay here and wait for the GETs since /bra/ is dead
>>199995630is poleaboo still alive?
just torture lying in bed wide awake
worldie shoes
honestly it's true viagra is evil and sinfulwas just thinking about it the other dayold men shouldn't be diddling people
rizz 'em with the 'tism
natty from kiss of life riding my cock
Had a groundskeeper like miss trunchbell in primary school, it was soulful looking back at it now She was a 2nd gen immigrant, her dad was a German ww2 vet
>>199995666father of lies
sucking a bollock
haha based
>>199995666get yourself one of these and a cheap tabletjust anything that plays videosand bluetooth earphonesheaven for me, that
>>199995713was he an Auschwitz guard
>>199995731
Why people say that british are ugly? Where this stupid stereotype coming from? Indians are the ugliest also, mixed don't count
>>199995733some spider is going to be sitting on the wall thinking "what is this cunt doing" when you whip that out
Rubbing my clitoris
>>199995752the working class are pretty ugly
jannies are control+f searching for the name of the 45th president of the united states, deleting the post and banning whoever posts itjust so you know
>>199995774thinking about me?? x
>>199995751this guy is such a moronone of the most annoying voices in human history too
Using wet wipes? Using a bidet? It doesn’t matter. Cleanliness isn’t the issue. No matter how well you clean yourself, 20-40 minutes later your ass will start itching and you’ll have to wipe again and when you do, all manner of shit will have be there on the toilet paper after you wipe.
Ayatollahs in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan.
>>199995776Like everywhere? I just have seen too much articles "british are the ugliest in the world!".
Is Liverpool a shit hole
>>199995787No xx
>>199995791when i was in usa there was a warning on the "potato chips" that they cause "anal leakage"maybe that's what you've got
Just created a fetlife account.
>>199995812Really? How
^~^ <--- me to be honest
Do Muslims actually wipe their arse with their bare hands?
>>199995812Probably. I eat like shit. Too much fast food. >>199995830All food in America is fake processed imitation food.
>>199995841Do shit eat Irish fuck really fuck sheep and die from lack of potato?
>>199995851>All food in America is fake processed imitation food.I mean same in russia but anal leakage? How is it possible
6 Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted.2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.3 For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself.4 But let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another.5 For every man shall bear his own burden.6 Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things.7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.9 And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.10 As we have therefore opportunity, let us do good unto all men, especially unto them who are of the household of faith.11 Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own hand.12 As many as desire to make a fair shew in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ.13 For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may glory in your flesh.14 But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world.
>>199995886if (tome)then DontRead;
>>199995809it's a big city with nice bits and not nice bits
>>199995956rorke’s gfs
r he tyf arpe ueer dkr is o
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
Trump(et)
>>199996048No more brother wars
>>199995873nta but there's an ingredient i can't remember in yank crisps that genuinely does cause sloppy arse ruptures, it's a laxative of some sort
how long until>>200000000
>>199996069you missed it
>>199996048Good post
just did a smelly loud trump in my undies hahawhat AM i LIKE??
>>199996048bros....
>>199995812that was quite a long time ago my friendthe ingredient which caused that was discontinued not long after it was introduced
I'd like some poo crisps
there's actually no better feeling in the world than being pisssed
Remember when they switched from Google to cloudflare captcha and the website slowed way down for a week because all the retards and bots couldn’t figure out how to solve them lmao Still see some people complaining about how hard they are
>>199996134being pissed on is nicer
here we are then the drunk boys
eating curry chiggen friggen noodles in bed ladsbe careful of the chilis
>>199996120yeah it was in the late 90s"olestra" or something innitmfw
>>199996067They allow this, but banned harmless cyclamate.
out out outout out out all wogs out of my pnw
Got churchtoil on the morrowAnd I’m a bloody atheist!
>>199996171come here you old codger *gives you a cuddle*
india has a state that has an elected communist party in charge such a bizarro country
men love doing manly things only men can doonly men can crossdress so it is one of the manliest thing ever
>>199996210BasedMoving there now
>>199996215I have witnessed female crossdressing many times
>>199996210read a book about those lads
>>199996210commiemong packing his bags and running with a giant cartoon ball of dust behind him after reading this
>>199996195howling
beware beware be very very ware
the entire coastline of america is pretty much the kinoest place on earth
>>199996210Nothing will change
I will sort my life out. I will find a 90 IQ aryan bride from ohio I will have 10 chudlets.
>>199996297The outer banks is waiting for Australian studs to take it by storm
if honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it because they come in every shape and size size size
>>199996323Are you sigma male? Skibidi dab dab yes yes
mwahahah! *lifts up your shirt*
>>199996325theres wild horses therewhat a bizarro country
>>199996349I am quite flustered
what's funny is that this genuinely spooked me a little as a childhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnADKgurvc
>>199996355done him
>>199996349teeheehee NO
what a stupid bastard AI's gonna take his job
>>199996369NC is the greatest place on earth
new uni semester tomorrow but i think i will do some drinking today
>>199996440I want to go there
>>199996355got the bobby sands one?
>>199996457uni isn't till september you drongo
>>199996440is norf caroline near where the apple ancient mountains are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjMYzqux7RA
>>199996440cant hate it but theres something inexplicably hideous about the way you guys build basically suburbs next to the beach
>>199996470Yes, us and eastern Tennessee have the best and tallest parts of it. I live here >>199996466Come home (we’re full[of mexicans])
>>199996440>>199996497thoughts on the appalachian trail?
https://youtu.be/-hYOCNwwZew?si=4hwmpQmYTsPLVPdyHaggis and the white pdudingg
>>199996495Beach houses are sovl I used to go to church camp in the obx and there were some beach houses right next to an old civil war naval fort
an aging population is a scary thinginverted population pyramidlots of old people (who can't work or really support themselves)few young people to actually work and take care of the elderlyold people, now the supermajority of voters, vote for more resources to survive/sustain themselvesnaturally this is through taxing the youngincreased financial burden further exasperating the difficulty of having childrenleading to less children and an even higher % of the population being elderlyleading to more elderly favored taxespic relatednot to mention just having a bunch of elderly dying alone, there literally not being enough nurses to wipe their asses, let alone money to pay for them
>>199996510It’s cozy and fun to hike but be careful around bigger areas and especially Asheville. Looooooots of drugged out crazies and schizos that will rob you or straight up attack you.
>>199996524not my problem
pic related
>>199996524pic in question*
THE DEVIL CAME DOWN TO GEORGIA BUT HE DINT STICK AROUNDTHIS IS GAWDS COUNTREHHHH
>>199996515what the hell is this
>>199996497you ever been on sneed's ferry?
>>199996524You need to respect your elders chud Did nobody ever teach you to respect your elders?! Just respect your fucking elders!
tongue is burning now from the chilis
do you enjoy being such a boring cunt? tell someone who gives a shit
Just deleted my fetlife account.
woah there bucko
>>199996548Kek Those small coastal towns creep me out. I used to do disaster repair work after hurricanes came through and they reminded me a lot of true detective. Never know what’s going on there. Not enough people to keep an eye out. Could be doing anything.
>>199996574i heard the best way to soothe a spicy mouth is to massage your eyes gently with your fingertipsdunno how it works but that's what i heard
>>199996524It really, really, really doesn't have to be. If we weren't all importing immigrants it would be cozy as fuck. I am entitled to 3 free boomer mansions.
>>199996593What’s fetlife?
>>199996598hmm drinking something sweet is the preferable wayI have blueberry lemonade mixed with blackberry perrier and it's working ok
wacky bruce has a new friend!introducing bucko brucefrom hasbro
>>199996619so you're not going to rub the chili juice remnants in your eyeballs?that's a shame i thought i got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_siJRgDlddY
Going back to sleep Bradcord, make sure we get the >>19999999
>>199996646I didn't prepare this food so there's no capsaicin on my fingertips anyway I'm sorry
He's so quickHe's so fastHe's so quick, he's so fastHe's upper-class player / He's on the crossfader (?)DJ Shadow with the scratchMoves through town like a skaterCome on, rockCheck out the cut you suckershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-cDufgt8dY
surprised at my tolerance desu11 bevvies and i'm still standing & more or less lucid
>>199996614Forum for fetish stuff.Sorry, thought that already sent the reply.
>>199996700Nice, only ever heard Building Steam With A Grain Of Salt by DJ Shadow.Have you ever heard of Cut Chemist?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YAcowp2bUM
I don't wanna stay up all night to check some digits on some smelly website :(
mad how the greatest american films were made by italians who probably weren't taking it that seriously
>>199996734Seems like a good forum. Just not for me.
>Any content distributed via the Xbox 360 Store will no longer be available to purchase. This includes games, trials, add-ons, avatar items, apps, gamerpics, game trailers, and videos. It also includes purchases like gamertag changes on Xbox 360, Xbox subscriptions on Xbox 360, in-game purchases, and video content via the Microsoft Movies & TV app.
>>199996791Time to move on and forget about the past. I know it looked like it was going to last forever.
>>199996210So does Japan
>>199996524We all need to have sex immediately. Then, no more immigrants.
>>199996791Gay
>>199996736heard of him but not heard his stuffi like iti like the bass
>>199996791No physical games? You're fucked.
>>199996791my skate demo files....
slitty eyes learn to read
britain cries out for big beat revival
>>199996981How does big beat sounds like?
sub bass + distorted bass + distorted guitar-like synth + synth pads + punk vocals + industrial drums
>>199997003https://youtu.be/_wuVozMHIXA
Once there were mountains on mountainsAnd once there were sunbirds to soar withAnd once I could never be downGot to keep searching and searchingOh, what will I be believing and who will connect me with love?Wonderful, wonder who, wonder whenHave you sought fortune, evasive and shy?Drink to the men who protect you and IDrink, drink, drain your glass, raise your glass high
>>199997020YES LAD
saysoyyzibh sufijif
SKIBIDI YES YES YES
why are the polish so based
>>199997026Sounds good, ngl. Added to my upvoted playlist.
I can save us. I know it.
>>199997031I must be only one in a million
>British cuisine
makes me laugh how people think russia are stronger than NATO, we haven't even given ukraine any substantial deep strike capabilities yet this is why russia pisses their pants over arming people in the middle east, if they start strengthening israels enemies america will give ukraine bigger and better weapons to start blasting russia with
>>199997203the yanks gave them some 80s missile trucks and putin was fucking cacking himself lol
Does writing to your MP actually work. I want more national holidays.
i want more tins
>>199997203*sends a nuke to your country*
>>199995630She forgets that the females are the prime beneficiary of the hard penis
>the yanksMore like the wankers LMAO.
why do brazilianoids LOVE russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GRElD9C8W0Shot my handgun at the range today
>>199997282third world attraction
>>199997296i feel like i'd be an incredible crack shot (dad was in the top 0.1% in the army and he's from a heavily military family) but i've never touched a gun in my lifeunless a bb gun counts
I am a Celt but I Anglicised my name because I adore England and have embraced Anglo supremacy
why do australianoids HATE russia
>>199997335common sense
on 13 tinsif i die of liver failure i love you /brit/
Trish stratus
>>199997322i was a crackshot with my airsoft mp5 (pic related is the closest i could find)used to plink miniatures off the top of my telly with itlent it to a mate and never saw it again
>>199997396phwor
>>199997456i got one from a turkish black market and my mum filched it after i almost put my sister's eye out braying it off the wall lol
sore white fannies
1 pack of m&s trout flakes5 mcvities chocolate digestivescorker of a brekkie lads
cant believe how well i can hold my drink whjen im 90 pounds sopping wet
>>199997557Did you have a brew with those biccies?
ehhhehhe
>>199997203i dunno bro they do p well in warno
>>199997511i got mine from a market i thinkcar boot sale or something like thatgot one of these bad boys through a mate as well£20, and he also said it'd been "illegally modified" to shoot the little airsoft balls a lot harderi just liked it because it's like the p90 in goldeneye
>>199997645black coffee + 1 sugar
>>199995731Why are they so determined to abuse children?
>>199997687>i just liked it because it's like the p90 in goldeneyefor me, it was the pencil gun
gay poop
coffee without milk is a sad drink
>>199997753Naa. Iced coffee in the morning is divine.
>Alabama father 'shoots dead his wife and four children under the age of 10' at pastor's home after kid's birthday party
good morning ladshope you all have a great day
>>199997780yea with milk
>>199997810Naa.
brabley wouldn't laugh at that
>>199997798nahhope i have the worst day of my life me x
>>199997780you're not wrong matei'm gonna have to start making iced coffee if the weather stays hotit's such a faff though
Hate myself and want to die
>>199997780>>199997833black iced coffee i meanno milkno sugar
>>199997833>it's such a faff thoughHow?I make the coffee in my moka pot.Put ice and cold water in a glass, then pour the coffee in.Piece of piss.
to live is to suffer
>>199997833everyone should strive for this
watching old documentaries about The Troubles. mad that all of this happened in your backyard
Business idea: audio erotica stories
Unusual sequence of flags
>>199997888I think every town I've lived in was bombed by the IRA (Wembley, Guildford, Aldershot, Brighton)
>>199997857i do it very differentlybig jug with water and coffee grounds goes in fridge overnightpour it through a filter into the coffee pot the next morning and add ice cubesi forget how many hours it's in the fridge exactly but i usually do it overnight
>>199997966Oh right, you mean cold-brewed which is slightly different, but far superior if done well.
do i look gay
Did a morning wank to Nacho Vidal titfucking Harmony Reigns in a Spanish bar in publicIn desperate need of an Anglo honey to put her gob on me Yank cock
getting the daily does
>>199997893It exists, didn't liked much.
>>199997996cold-brew, that's it, and you were talking about iced coffeegot my lines crossedyeah i re-read your moka pot method and you've got water involved twice, which will dilute the final drinkcold-brew is a cunt to make and clean up after as well but it's fantastici've never actually had iced coffee then
A date with Emma Watson that ends in a mating press creampie.
>>199998011
>>199997929blursed
you lads talking about iced coffee got me wanting an iced coffee so i made one
>>199997869most gleeful Russian>>199998011nah
>>199998178Fruity little hands typed this post
>>199998111The coffee from the moka pot is pretty concentrated, almost a double espresso really, but not quite as strong.
>>199998193obese diabetic hands typed this one
>>199998151>>199998181have been told on multiple occasions that i give off 'brother vibes' im a 27 year old virgin btw
>>199998215you look fine mate why are you a vrgin
>>199998208Girlfriend you did not just go there!
>hey, we saw you across the room and really dig your vibe>do you want to join our polycule?
>>199998236because he's clearly a boring insecure cunt
>>199997077>"All of Poland sings with us, fuck off with the refugees."love it when a tiny minority put on a big spectacle and get btfo by the (not so) silent majority
>>199998257need these ugly nonces rounded up and shot in the back of the head
hard to believe ill miss >>200000000im sure it will be terrible
>>199998236not sure, women arent sexually attracted to me
>>199998215I'm reclusive and look like Paul Dano but I've had sex with 8 decently attractive women. Step it up lad
any good gay wanks going?
>>199998296just stay up for it lad you won't want to miss it. what was >>100000000
>>199998257join your wot? actually let me stop youwhatever it is, no
>>199998011>>199998215hiiii x
getting close now
i will do full frontal full backdal and full sidal
>>199998215if you look like this and dont shag you're either the most insufferable cunt going or you have fish odour syndrome
Irish bros>>199998359>>199998359>>199998359
>>199998404FOJF
>>199998299just DON'T be yourself brobe someone that acts confident and relaxed, but also get that intense eye contact in their faceenjoy watching them get all nervous and clumsyi was a virgin until i was about your agei was shocked that a woman wanted to have sex with methen afterwards it made sense
>>199998299they probably are mate
>>199998320https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/99998559/#100000000
>>199998440every girl i talk to has 0 sexual chemistry with me and i've been outright told on more than 1 occasion that i give off brother vibes, now im just old and being a virgin makes everything even more awkward
Guys think it's bad when their gf sends them a 50-word text I used to have a crazy girl who would send me entire Word documents, 1000+ words
Bro don't post your picture to 4chan
Have errands to run but want to have a stab at >>200000000
>>199998523Yeah mate only 1500 posts off
rather urge self like ourafter turning hard eyed festive errand rabbitright here try arpeggios here for us only(say you sigh sufi)
*Titfucks Harmony Reigns while the whole thread is watching*
>>199998542lmao I meant as in I've got to go not that was my effort
well?
>>199998592>Community personThat's a good one
>>199998592*Text her*I didnt know you were a little fuck WO'AH
any rustaceans in fn main() {let x: core::primitive::u8 = 0;println!("{}", x)}
>>199998592He made the right decision.
Say something nice.
>>199998436dont have that dog in me
>>199998628something nice
>>199998592>a community personhowling
>>199998628say "Looks like you have nice boobs plus you're not fat, yeah I'd fuck you"
>>199998592At least he was a gentleman about it and didn't just sperg out and call her a slag or something.
>>199998655Say something else nice.
ehehe
/brit/ is a bunch of woke nonsense
>>199998751gents' has urinals innitreally no reason to have dedicated bogs for w*Men
permission to bounce on it sir
>>199998808Can you believe we provide literal farm-animal pissing troughs for men while women just get more stalls
so the year is 2024 and we have gooners simping for porn stars
*takes a poo in a urinal*
>>199998829Yes, because blokes' anatomy generally allows it
digits decide what i wank to
>>199998847gay porn
whats the 199999999 get going to be how far off until we hit it
>>199998640that's what you think until you're pumping away like a pornstar and they're grabbing you and pulling you closer and making porn facesjust give it a tryif you don't like it you can go back to being clark kent again
>>199998847>47this lad's wanking to the don today
>>199998847first harry potter
>>199998864Trembling with excitement. On the edge of my seat
>>199998864dunno
>>199998868lmfao
>>199998866hard to fake that confidence when i dont even know how to handle a woman though
4chan grinding to a halt as 1000 bots start up for the digits
when i get back from my shower there better not be 2000000000 get
>>199998926gets stopped being fun when scriptfags ruined it
I actually got the last big get in /brit/something like "imagine if the guy who got it posted nonsense" or something like that
>>199998903if you fake being confident, eventually you start to feel confidentthen you're no longer faking itgive it a trychin up, shoulders back, nice and tall, relax, enjoyeasy
>>199998950no you didn't be quiet
>>199998962warming up
>>199998844Yeah and we could eat off the floor as well
>>199998847Read the bible instead
>>199998959but i did
>>199998980hard to wank to that though
>>199998937The volume is so high that scripts would be useless
>>199998847Harmony Reigns
>>199999999
>>199999005not true
>>199999022screaming
>>199999027Yeah tell me how a script is gonna help when 200 people post at once
>>199999045you'll see
fuck i need to think of something funny for the get if i get ita sinister bradley maybe?
>>199999060post the deer
Got the perfect gimmique for the get
>>199998847https://sexstories69.com/2022/10/i-fell-in-love-when-this-single-mom-stroked-my-cock-while-showing-me-pictures-of-her-daughter/
someone make the new but not me i cant be arsed you see
>>199999137>>199999137>>199999137
