Songs From The Big Chair edition
animevtubers
>drink until 7pm yesterday>fully sober going to bed>still sleep poorly and wake up feeling shitffs
>>199999137fucking knobhead cunt with your shit repetitive editionfuck offarsehole
>Singer dies aged 35 after being electrocuted when he 'hugged a wet fan onstage'
>>199999107>>199999107>>199999107
>>199999188
rorke exposed https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1716787963524750.webm
mousenonce do be kinda cute
>>199999211I hate the Gen Z bossI hate the Gen Z boss
>>199999260Not ghoulish enough to be arr tobes
>>199999211do sharty posters really
>>199999260off yourself pajeet ihponer
>>199999260I USED TO KNOW A GIRLSHE HAD TWO PIERCED NIPPLES AND A BLACK TATTOO
>>199999137Genuinely terrible music. Not sure why you post it. Released the same year Iron Maiden released their double live “Live After Death” album, yet you go for this unlistenable soft shite.
Gonna create another instagram account and goon for hours early monday morning.
>>199999211bro has a roblox tab open
just witnessed an american posting their worthless opinion
Say something nice.
>>199997698denying children the healthcare they need is the abuse
>>199999406corr spaff
>>199999406Nice
>>199999406"Can hardly tell you're Jewish"
>>199999406say " you picked a nice setting for this photo, it really takes away from the fact you're ugly"
>>199999406bet you can carry more sea men than the boat behind you
>>199999406love them (women)
>>199999431Would have been even better if the article mentioned shrooms
>>199999416mate
>>199999449>>199999460>>199999465>>199999466Thought of commenting on how she sunk my battleship, but you all have me beat.
what kinda gay things have you lot done recently then?
..Goodbye..
off to the food anyone want owt?
>>199999529go to the massage shop next
>>199999397yanks lol
why not just bring your dildo in your purse? if your shoving cukes up your pussy in public you probably own a dildo and a purse.
>>199999529Le Fude
>Nailbars and hand car washes will be targeted in a new illegal immigration blitz over the summer, the government has announced. >Around 1,000 staff previously working on the now-abandoned Rwanda deportation scheme will be redeployed to crack down on the beauty salons and car cleaning services. >New Labour Home Secretary Yvette Cooper said it was designed to 'increase returns of those with no right to be here and to make sure rules are respected and enforced' and will see raids on businesses suspected of employing illegal workers ramped upWell rorke?
>>199999594you gonna eat that?
absolute madlad
9am, breakfast done, 2500 steps in on my incelwalk, 15 minutes of morning sunlight. life feels good.
>>199999137what's wrong with this flag
>>199999614LMAO
Got quite a womanly personality now that I think about it
>>199999614screaming
>>199999623going to be partaking of an incel walk while listening to incel podcasts shortly after i coax my incel poo out of my arse by drinking incel coffee in my incel kitchen
>Got quite a womanly personality now that I think about it
this is my world today
>>199999691infredible how good a short early morning incel walk can be for your wellbeing, I used to think it was a meme
Apparently outer /int/ hates generals for some reason
>>199999524Is Tim saying goodbye to social media for good?
>>199999524
>i cant WAIT for the get!!
>>199999762it’s also full of sex nonces so i wouldn’t be concerned
>>199999784Is that a real gun?
>>199999717aghc uioo darc insk otes
get soon. frothing with anticipation
>>40000000
>>199999790so is /brit/
feel like shit just want him back
eating poo
Gonna have an alcoholic incelwalking later today. I hope something REAL naughty and pervy happens.
Liking pubescent girls does not make someone a nonce. It's perfectly reasonable to be attracted to 16 year olds.
spaffing up a storm
wish i was a kid playing runescape again
>>199999211KILL YOURSELF
Emma Watson poo gf.
>>199999903I hope you get Andrew Gosdened
I will be the one to get it, with a bland post
Woof owo :3
Lennonjak won
poo
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
this one's for you queen liz RIP
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
Doing a gay porn dance
I like the irish
1 night of fun can ruin your life
>>199999999lol
>>199999999heh
Holden here, how's things
>>200000000
>>199999999based
>>199999999KEK
>>199999999nice
We still have the queen on our currency. What's the deal with that?
>>199999999
>>199999999Wahey!!
>>199999999Its a win for /brit/ and therefore a win for /int/
>>199999999poo smells lmao :D
>>199999999>the exact same post as mine just two seconds later
>>199999999WITNESSED
>>199999999Indian W
de lads, cheeky brekky from maccers or greggs?could do subbers too but it’s very expensive now
>>199999999BASED
>>199999999real fucking advice
>>200000091we only just got the king on ours
>>199999999wahey
>>199999999Wise malayan proverb.
8 hour RuneScape session today? Don't mind if I do.
Yuck, I'm outta here
>>199999999shitty ass gay malay
>>199999999good post
>>200000247hoy bastos
Going out for breakfast lads, what should I have?
>>199999999Based!
>>200000271poo
>>199999999I hate script faggots
>>199999999>>200000000two sides of the same coin
>>200000186Fuck me that's busy
>>199999800yeah
>>200000271if dubs a massive plate of scran from spoons and a pint
>>199999999based>>199999995cringe
fuck me that's bussy
frogposters taking undue heat
>>200000186Charles is quite the specimen.
*works Rorke into a shoot*
>>199999999exquisite get
>>200000271Full english
Alright now, move along, the party's over there's nothing left to see here. Carry on with your day.
>>200000364>Not an acai bowlMissed a trick there mate
Asked for a full English; the waiter stripped and gave me the full Monty.
Well?
>>199999999kek
>>200000424Why is that getting into your fy page, lad?
>>200000424I dont drink alcohol.
Nicholas Cage as Longlegs? I'm definitely watching this Movie
>>200000424None at all.
>>200000424what
rorke off to the seaside with the missus
>>200000271full poo
>>200000548>Wearing the national flag as underwearscum
And the very latest from Rorke's da?
rorke consulting his online harem of maladjusted schizos on whether its normal to go to the cinema alone
>>200000606>underwear
>>200000608Bottom surgery's booked for next month
>>199999188That's insane. Apparently he was Brazillian. It made me think of the showers they have
This time last week, Sunday, there were habbedings habbening and the football final was still to be played. The boards and the streets were abuzz with excitement and discussion.Today? This Sunday? Nothing. Back to boring old nothingness.
>>200000606those are shorts...
acbs urlh deaa iasf oktt
just imagine the state of the swedish gymnastics team at the olympic village after they’ve had their choice and fill of virile anaconda jungle bbc from the vast array there they’ll be competing in the paralympics in wheelchairs after it
kway won o algo
>>200000657agree desu
Say something else nice.
>>200000657Didn't seem to be anywhere near as much hype as 2021. Think we knew deep down it wasn't coming home.
Dolph Ziggler won the TNA title lads
>>200000690I cant, I like to make other feel bad out of insecurity
>>200000690Built for the black hordes.
remember when someone tried to shoot trump. can't believe how long ago that happened
>>200000749that'll put butts in seats
>>200000749do they still do ultimate X matches?
>>199999995>>199999999lmao
>>200000760Say something derogatory about her sagging boobs. Or her fat thighs.
>>200000091The government said the 20 bill will have the King. Idk why it's taking so bloody long.
>>199999999based poo
>>200000424Not sure
>>199999999République : tchèque.
Emma Watson dropping a hot one into my mouth.
this is not a pipe
>>200000657Panem et circenses ? Ach...> Here we are now, entertain us.
Man, I wish I could change flags here. I wanna use the Union Jack, too....
Mad how no-one's ever been able to identify which ceramics company produced Duchamp's Fountain
So glad I left this place, think of all the productive shit you could be doing instead of conversing in brainrot and drooling over unobtainable women with other depressed mentally ill retards. This place is not healthy for you, do literally anything other than post here.
>So glad I left this place, think of all the productive shit you could be doing instead of conversing in brainrot and drooling over unobtainable women with other depressed mentally ill retards. This place is not healthy for you, do literally anything other than post here.
>>199999999Based
>>200001115napoleon bonerparte
>>200001143was Italian
>>200001102...then why are you here m8
Had no idea Notorious BIG sampled Duran Duran until I listened to the Donnie Darko soundtrack.
>>200001129Have a shower, take a shave, go for a walk, workout, wake up early in the morning, learn a new language, work on a new skill, meet up with a friend. You need to learn to enjoy your life, this board and most of 4chan in general is just pure regressive behaviour.
>>200001102What are some social outlets / functions / places who would be happy to accept an influx of "mentally ill retards" rehabilitating themselves from 4chan addiction?
>>200001115I mean if you read up on Robespierre, you can’t really come to any other conclusion except that he was an absolute wanker who died a well-deserved KWAB death.
>>200001192>Have a shower, take a shave, go for a walk, workout, wake up early in the morning, learn a new language, work on a new skill, meet up with a friend. You need to learn to enjoy your life, this board and most of 4chan in general is just pure regressive behaviour
>>200001174Just checking in after a year away, /brit/ was shit then but the quality has found a new low even since then. Barely even any British posters here
>>200001143more like bonerfart
>>200001021
reckon the only reason the yank adaption of what we do in the shadows (2014) is good is because most of the main characters aren't yanks
>>199999999checked
>>200001232Do I count as British
>>200001195There are none, I’m being bold enough to assume that the majority of people here at least have some friends. Spend time nurturing your real relationships instead of wasting time here
bring back the bastard opium dens
>>200001198He was a man of virtue and integrity.
>>200001258Obviously not
>>200001115>universal rights for all!>except anyone that opposes me politically, they get the guillotine
>>200001297B-but....
think my first wank was to natalie portman’s arse and sexo tummy erotic in star wars looking back its not that impressive
>>200001312
>>200001326Padme tummy
/brit/ is the sick man of 4chan, no originality, no actual discussion, just mindless posting. /brit/ has gone to the dogs and needs put out to pasture
is it true that you can unlock superpowers by exposing your bare anus to direct sunlight for a few minutes every day
>At its peak, the company was the largest corporation in the world by various measures and had its own armed forces in the form of the company's three presidency armies, totalling about 260,000 soldiers, twice the size of the British army at the timemad that
My first wank was to a Sears (or perhaps Hudson's Bay Company) catalogue.
>>200001405>India was run by a tea companykek
Thought I'd sit outside for like the first time ever in my life and use a laptop, it feels great and I don't feel distraction from getting things done for myself. Wonder why this happens and if I'll get robbed if I do this in a park instead of my garden.Shame about the spiders everywhere though.
Will our past sins ever be forgiven?
>>200001281Quite literally the Stalin of his time. Mass purges of people allied to him because he was paranoid and shit. The entirety of the French Revolution comes off as a massive vindication of monarchy in all honesty.
>>200001386don't know why they couldn't just make her the same age as anakin instead of having her first meet him as a little boy and then later shag him, just a bit weird
>>200001192My happiness skyrocketed when I started doing al of these, one or two isn't enough.
>>200001405>totalling about 260,000 soldiers,wonder if something like this could happen today. cunts like tesla and apple forming armies and the like
>>200001460>The entirety of the French Revolution comes off as a massive vindication of monarchy in all honestyBizarre take
>>200001460>Quite literally the Stalin of his timeSo he was good
>>200001504he's right. all the chaos could have been avoided.
Trying to get some fresh air and all I can smell is fucking cooked breakfasts in the wind
cooking a nice big breakfast lads. smells delicious even with the window wide open.
>>200001561This is just pure hypothetical conjecture
>>200001490The likes of Nestlé and Monsanto probably do have private armies in the third world
>>200001504Not insomuch as monarchy is right, but that the French Revolution, the Reign of Terror and the First French Republic were so utterly batshit insane, chaotic and abominable that monarchy, by comparison, comes off as being much less sinister.
Wish all white socks would come with grey soles as standard to stop them looking dirty
>>200001618i look like this
soloclubbinglad hereprepping for a solo club later todaynot been very successful on the soloclubbing circuit recently dont think i've kissed a girl since may or maybe even april
>>200001621very good post
>>200001561Violence against enemies of the people is ontologically based
Easy now, no need fi go downRock that, run that, this where we fromEasy now, no need fi go downRock that, run that, this where we fromWhoop whoop, when you run come aroundCar I know you're the talk of the town, yeahWhoop whoop, when you run come aroundCar I know you're the talk of the town, yeah
>>200001618would let this nasty beast of a man rape me ngl
Erm... am I based?
>>200001605There was this profound irony in the fact that their perennial enemies the brits were all about the divine right of kings but it was a free press that espoused that view
>>200001682Based isn't something you are it's something you be
just listening to some dizzee rascal and got transported back to a different reality in 2013 where I was one of the popular lads who was great at footy and loved by all the girls
>>200001649Not so based when the people who claim to fight for the people start murdering the people and everyone else.
waspbergs hovering around my head when I try to enjoy the air sitting outside, I hate this how the fuck do you act indifferent to them without tensing up, they ke
>>200001728Bonkers
>>200001728Why'd you come back
>>200001751you used a fruity smelling shampoo didn't youi used one like that once and went to the park at about sunset, and i got bats whizzing over my head
>>200001593If they transitioned into a constitutional monarchy like ours after the Estates General met, things wouldn't have spiralled into madness
porn
I'm warning you with peace and love
got a very sore back, ass and crack from doing deadlifts yesterday
someone's made a michelle dotrice deepfake porno
might have a hinge wank
>>200001866what on earth is a hinge wank?
currently naked
>>200001729They liquidated monarchists and reactionaries.
>>200001876its like a depop wank
>>200001888for knowers
>>200001876make a hinge account and wank to profiles you see on therebonus points: while wanking send risky messages
>>200001885And everyone who opposed Robespierre. Including former allies for not being radical enough. He was a cunt.
>ass and crack
@Darryl Patterson512: love the way you speak if I were 30 years younger I would travel around the world just to have a cup of coffee and talk with you a while oh forgot, and so very pretty
ended up going to maccers for breakfast feel like shitting myself now
>>200001934Sounds based
>>200001978yeah i had that when i got a brekky wrap a few weeks agowont make that mistake again, greggs's or nothing
>>200001888favourite search terms?
>>200001876stick your knob in a door hinge and slam the door shut
>>200001978never understood why anyone would like to eat from their breakfast menu
>>200001978i like the hashbrowns at mcdicks and not much else
>>200002014young
>>200002002genuinely could have had a greggos too if i drove 2 more minutes
a cu brd slei haao ask ft t
>>200002015thats what i thought. you people are sick in the head
don’t know what kwab stands for kek what a bitch? kike wears a beanie? keep wanting a bone? no clue really
I thought the McDs breakfast wraps were meant to be good?
Britain ROARS out for Christian Fascism.
>>200002071yeah?
>>200002066The first one.People will also occasionally post kek what a kwab for amusement purposes.
Mental how fit they are
>>200002093kwab what a bitch
Might show my willy to the person behind me on the bus
got the orthodox christian fascist gay porn on
huddersfield lasses
>>200002161hate mongy t shirts like that
>>200002122catyank yelling at the crotch area of his trousers to stop getting aroused
Need an Orthodox Christian fascist gf.Pic probably related.
michael fassbender in the film the killer orders a mcmuffin (it appears to have 2 slices of bacon) and discards the buns before eating it. curious
>>200002161imagine what her face would look like if a black lad lined his python up against her arsehole and fired it in raw
HRM Regiment of the Soyjak - Royal "It's Over Guard
>>200002208
>>200002202emberg
>>200002207the killer what a shit film
>>200002202nonce coded image
>>200002207good film
>>200002207mcmuffins don't have a bun it's an english muffin
I go outside with a Greek mariners cap on
>>200002207mate was a winger for the school football team and we used to call him michael fastbender desu
>>200002257well you dont though, do you
What makes a muffin English? Is it the ingredients or simply the fact that it was made in England?
>>200002207The macros in mcdonalds food are decent, especially if you discard the buns. Also later in the film he eats a boiled egg, citing it as the healthiest thing available at a petrol station.Good movie, I liked it.
Reading about the Earl of LiverpoolGenuinely mad I'd never heard of the bloke before
>>200002284I do though
got my coding socks on
>>200002318nah
>>200002286it's crumpet inspired
what happens when all those mong kids who use ipads 24/7 grow up into adults
>>200002296>Bertram Marmaduke Osbert Savile Foljambe
>>199999999>This is how the one hundred millions end, exactly as they were
bollocks look like mirkwood from lord of the rings
>>200002239You clearly have the wool panties pulled over your eyes.
The only noticeable difference between the London in Children of Men (2006) and the London of 2024 is that the former contained basic hologram technology for its advertisements & newspapers. The film is now more an unintended satire than a dystopian fiction.
>poo poster and anime poster got the GETtotal status of this board
>In 1761, Liverpool entered parliament as member for Cockermouth
>>200002202>>200002393cute
>>200002409grow up
>>200002339They sell themselves for drugs and I get to fuck prime legal generation alpha pussy
>>200002440>>200002440>>200002440>>200002440
>>199999999wasted
>>199999999wastedkys
>>199999999Poo
>>199999999lame