Songs From The Big Chair edition
have yet to go outside todaylooks like it's not even that hot
>>200008481you should shag your sister and film it for us
>>200008468retard edish
>>200008488arwe you usualyl outside by 2pm on a sunday?fucking neurotypicval frekaget outta here
>>200008499agreed
>>200008499she wont let me film it
for me, it's girls with ears that stick out
>>200008468heathermong ritualpost cancer edish
4 redditflaggers post among you
not looking forward to the humiliation ritual at uni tomorrow where they call out my name on the lab attendance roll and people try not to laugh at my unfortunate name
RESULT LADStwo of my egg n cress sarns from the co-op are dated 20th julygonna take a pic and get a refund for them (obv still eating them ahahahahaha)YES! free pound 50 lovely jub
95% percent sure its a janny making these threads with how quickly other threads get deleted
HORNY for MUSCLE
>>200008571alri Pnurtis
>>200008530grim
>>200008577beta male fetish
jesus christ who the fuck asked
>>200008571Alri manerd
>>200008571alri phil mccraken
>>200008530monke
>deports wogs>nationalises rail>kills trannieswell rorke?
>>200008419Looks like someone's tipped a tin of that posh catfood on your plate lad.
Simply LOVE saving money lads.Love seeing interest accumulate in my Cash ISA.Love seeing my Lifetime ISA government bonus come in.Love seeing bonds mature.Love seeing my growing investment portfolio gaining in value.Love saving spare change at the end of each month.
what immigrants does australia haveif it's just chinks and indians it might not be so bad
Amin Yashed
>>200008646immigration is a non-issue when you have INFINITE land
I've already been out today, got up at 7, shower, church, brunch at cafe, walk though the park, shopping for dinner, nap, now time to shitpost.
>>200008624>>deports wogsWithin a week of being PM he allowed 90,000 African men to gain citizenship
>>200008419>go to fancy restaurant >order meatloaf and chips
the watch
>>200008672most of it uninhabitable thoughbeit
rorke on the ropes
>>200008685>churchnice what denom what was the service today?
badlands (largely inhospitable)
>>200008657OK well I'm not obligated to pretend you're anything but an ugly bloke in a dress.
>>200008646it's all sorts, you get your balkans and south americans and loads of obscure shite but yeh indians and chinks are massive compared to the others, suppose it could be worse (yanks with their you-know-whats and you lot with your pakis)
>>200008530Women can pull this off but if you're a bloke with ears like that you're utterly fucked
>>200008722obliged
>>200008695the WHITE MAN has a special power to make anywhere inhabitable
shove it in my bunghole!
had a dream I hadn't cut my toenails just realised I actually have cut them and won't need to today
>>200008722i'm a ftm trans man so thanks for validating me <3
Gf mumbling about housing an African refugee in our spare bedroom
>>200008773why are you wearing a dress if you're ftm
>>200008802get in
>>200008806you think men cant wear dresses? what's wrong with you
>>200008757*jams business card under your freshly trimmed toenail*go to my mates salon next time
>Puberty blocker curb has not led to suicide rise – review
>>200008530could get sky tv for free on them
How often do you wear a suit? I might start wearing one daily like Reviewbrah
>>200008710Even in Brighton they could only muster 100 or so mostly heterosexual people with bright hair to take part in 'Trans Pride' and not even the local news outlets cared enough to turn up.Saw an old bloke in a dress with a sign demanding 'puberty blockers for kids'.Like, why would he be so invested in keeping young children in a permanent state of prepubescence I wonder?Literally nothing but a paedophillic body modification cult that needs liquidating.
>>200008832really? how?
>>200008806it's fancy dressi've come as hulk hogan
im a neurotic narcissistits never enough for me, got to do better
>>200008823seems a bit counterproductive if you're trying to appear as a man
>>200008833I'm too poor for a suit
>>200008849her lugs are like satellite dishes inni
>>200008833All the time. I even sleep in a suit.
>>200008827The trans cult doesn't care, they knew it was a lie to start with, and will ignore any evidence to the contrary. They just want to scare people into giving them access to kids and validating their awful disgusting actionsThat's what you do when you're in a cult.
>>200008845>>200008845The antisemitism is actually oozing from this post
a man should wear a suit and get a bit of green tea in him
what does serving cunt mean
Doing my lidl shop in a three piece suit
>>200008888cat was a cronem in a previous life
>>200008468insane how i avoided jail time by being in asylum for a month because i got angry and decided to fight my boss
>>200008888boobeis are so lovely
>>200008874Most of his suits are second hand
Katie's teen slit getting humbled by ravenous migrant BBC
got a sinking feeling that this is not my penultimate beer, but is in fact my ultimate beermight need to buy more
>>200008913to present oneself in a stylish, confident, alluring manner
stop the tranny talk, would rather avoid more tranny spam xo
any good apps for writing notes need to stop putting them in notepad
>>200008949permanently converted to the church of bbc
They've mot announced it yet but this is the last ever /brit/
>>200008868Narcissism doesn't exist you naive melt
>>200008980*yank nigger voice* word
serving cunt
>>200008980what's wrong with notepad
>>200008530
>>200008966we used to call that being a twat
Computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Bryce Dallas Howard and Eva Green. Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perceptions to make them think that I am their son.Disengage safety protocols and run program.
>>200008992alri trannycord you still trying to make this a thing?
>>200008992Exactly what a narcissist would say
>>200008992If it doesn't exist then why does my psychiatrist Dr Rubenstein say it does?
>girl ive been on 5 dates with updated her hinge profileit's so over...
this broke him
waiter waiter theres a fly in my cunt*waiter rams a business card up my arse**waiter says next time try a gynaecologist, this is a restaurant*
Narcissism isn't a mental disorder? Fine we can just treat you like the cunt you are without any recourse to sympathy that a medical condition might afford you.
>>200009073Fine by me
yoohoo, waiterDIE
>>200009066no one would know he's here if you didn't spam this
Water doesn't hydrate me
>>200008888you just KNOW those boobs look better in a bra
>>200008966
mad how badly i mindraped him
Chopping and changing
>>200009055bLOGoNnEUROtYPICAL
>>200009022Chud post
Purchase from British businesses.Hire British labour.Boycott foreign companies.Boycott delivery companies that employ non whites.
>>200008845incredibly based post
mental how gladly i assisted him
i tried tinder and got a few likes first day but was too scared to reply to them and deleted the app haha
>>200009055yeah, unironically overshould have escalated and looked for IOIs by the second
>>200009133She hit the wall
>>200009136>non whitesThis implies "white people" exist which means the idea of European nations doesn't exist invalidating your post
>>200009136dont do any of this, why should i?
>>200009156most interesting brit poster
>>200009125*everybody shuffles their chairs away from you*
>>200008845great post
time to look at rateyormusic and see what stupid bullshit they have on the front pgae
>>200009170To support the revitalisation of the British race, cleaning our society, and raising living conditions.
I should've kissed her, lads.
>31 this week>Kissless virgin>Never even been on a date>Never had a job
rorke getting scooped up by a massive hawk and carried into the distance
will kill myself soon enough
>>200009169>which means the idea of European nations doesn't exist
>>200009208dire website'oo remembers last.fm
>>200009228i'm 33 and the same
i'm just a sadboy with cold sweats and smelly farts
>english(indian)wut
5 dates and no kiss, fucked it
>>200009228hows are tim doing
>>200009228how have you never have a job at 31 lad they've got downies pushing shopping trolleys these days
'oo am a 'oo am a 'oo am i?
>>200009257Hitler didn't believe in white peopleIn fact nobody did outside of the southern USA until the 1950s on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESvfpNQJ1I
Bring it back
>>200009286mugs game compared to universal credit
>>200009255lmao
Be right back forum
just made him seethe again
asked the tranny at toil what his favourite band was and he mentioned some local band and how they are all trans and how he loves that, didn't even describe what music they played or anything, all that mattered was they are trannies like him
>>200009275yeah move on lad
>songs from the dogshit chair edishboring cunt
>>200009343that's why representation matters chud
>>200009333seen this blokes willard
>>200009335
>>200009317>Hitler didn't believe in white peoplegoodneither do i
>>200009343mental how black people and trannies think the same way
>>200009343maybe she's not a big fan of music and is more interested in that aspect of the band's identity?
shut the fuck up heathermong
Got the Our Lady Peace on
I become more and more blackpilled about women every single day. They literally have the brains and emotions of children and they should be treat as such. They can be acting completely normal and ‘adult’ one moment and then have a complete meltdown and start crying over the most inconsequential shit the next.If ever you want female companionship in your life you just have to accept this, it’s pointless chasing women who aren’t like this because they don’t exist.Allowing women to be in positions of power and the ability to vote is the single most fatal flaw of our society and will ultimately lead to our downfall.
got my bum out
>she
>>200009394https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>200009413BasedProper good old Canadian band
>>200009406need you lost gassed asap
what do normies text each other about all day? i cant imagine what. for me, texting is a very utilitarian thing: updating people on events, arraging times, etc. not for actual conversation.
>>200009406erm are you seriously misgendering one of our brave FTM kings????? do better...
>>200009429it's heathermong you clueless bastard
>>200009406>shedid you just assume their gender?
huge fart on its way
Get the private schools taxedGet the houses builtGet the railways nationalisedGet the trannies BTFO
>>200009422stop that
the harvestmen
>>200009464>>2000094582016 called, they want their joke back xx
The curry sauce around redcar is better than anywhere else in Yorkshire
DO IT AGAIN KEIRTAX THE TARQSA MILLION DEAD TRANNIES
rorke describing texting as utilitarian
got my tits and pussy out
>Opiliones_20100626
>>200009417>moment and then have a complete meltdown and start crying over the most inconsequential shit the next.I've never seen any woman do this despite knowing many
>>200009513pics?
>>200009495somebody's pronouns aren't a laughing matter do better
BOYCOTT HEATHERMONGBOYCOTT HIS BIG CHAIR BULLSHITBOYCOTT HIS MONCLAY MADNESSBOYCOTT HIS RUBY RAMBLINGSBOYCOTT HIS DR DAN DRIVELBOYCOTT HIS CARLY CACKBOYCOTT HIS KATY PERRY PISSBOYCOTT HEATHERMONGSIMPLY STOP USING HIS THREADS. SIMPLY STOP REPLYING TO HIS SHIT POSTS.THIS AUTISTIC RITUALPOSTING FREAK IS A SCOURGE
might get a bedtime spliff going x
>>200009445>what do normies text each other about all day?Black Lives Matter, sex, holidays, work problems...
whats ritualpostingisnt that just gimmicks
>>200009552A deeply, intensely BASED post.
>>200009552medstake them
Get them boycotted
>>200009577it's a genre of gimmick
>>200009552i forgot BOYCOTT HIS IRISH DIASPORA DROSSBOYCOTT HIS BBC KEKPOSTING CRINGE
>>200009536sent in dms
>>200009487>2010 June 26th
>>200009577most of 4chan calls it ritual posting, but /brit/ calls it a gimmick
Sometimes life may stink but we can always smell good.
Actually enjoying video games again but I'm aware it's a bit of a waste of time. Feels good though
>>200009552wound up like a clockwork toy
>>200009585Shut the fuck up you faggot. You can get arrested in your home for mean tweets against Muslims and LGBT, yet you call yourself a free country
>>200009610as usual we got there first
Becoming a shagger made my autism worse because it made me feel more empowered to do the same autistic freakish shit as before
Hate it when Amazon says your parcel is out for delivery and then when you click "track delivery" it will just show you an estimated time.I want to see the driver on the map so I know the cunt isn't slacking off.
>>200009626Uh...
Might play some Elden Ring.Managed to beat Margit on the second try with my current character so I'm feeling good.
>>200009615what you playing
>>200009613
>>200009577when one autistic freak decides to post something over and over again despite everyone telling them it's shit and to stop, because their autism means that the fact they're posting it over and over again repetitively makes it funny
my gimmick is that I'm just a very good poster and I always add to the conversation wherever possible
Does England/the UK have any traditional folksy clothing like many Continentals do?
Sometimes our willies may stink but we can always rub them good.
>>200009637Get in your car and go find him then
>>200009630we are brothers
>>200009630that's based though
>>200009652defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>200009666Yes.
Got a haemorroid lads :(
>>200009658prefer not to say
>>200009658hopefully not with his bum!
>>200009659Mr Smelly!!!
>>200009666yes the entire world wears it
>>200009690now you know how your parents feel, cuz youre a pain in their arse
>>200009690lesioned arse twinsies
mad how bad the forehead wrinlkes on some of my mates arewonder if mine are that bad too and im just coping in the mirroer
>>200009684insane how this cunt bullies random members of the public and the police ALWAYS jump to his defence fucking dodgy shit
>>200009712bunch of racist faggots
can't believe i ran out of beerfucking STARMERnow i have to buy more beerwe told you this would happen
>>200009666
MUSCLE AND HATE
bumhead monkey lol
>>200009712>MOOTS WEREN'T BLACKMeanwhile Moorish Dancers...
>>200009732they were doing it before they even knew that black people existed so it's not racist
>>200009720mine aren't cos i haven't been outside during the day since i was 22 (6 years)
I've never had sex!
i'm famous
>>200009744hymen rippers
>>200009666yes they are called suits.
still not sure blacks exist
>>200009755Kys asf
henryberg hooverstein put through his pacesnext up scrubdaddywitz clensing the bathroomjew
>>200009778That's their clothes spaincuck not their skin colour
met my mates slit eyed chinkoid korean gf for the first time last night, we went out for food and she ordered a burger only to deconstruct the whole thing and eat it bit by bit with the bread on the sidemust have taken her about 30 mins to eat it too, why are they all so fucking autistic? just pick it up and eat it you weird little yellow insect cunt. sorry but we're all thinking it
business idea: rename wagga wagga to wogga wogga and move all the greek cunts to it
if you had to start a podcast, what would it be about?
>>200009767love this gimmick
having impure thoughts
business idea: rename wagga wagga to nigger nigger
Only went and got a new laptop today, lads./brit/posting on OLED. It's a whole new world.
>>200009833me too >.<twink porn...
>>200009762i barely go outside either
your daily reminder that cockneys arent english, but are the descendents of jewish, romani, and irish immigrants.their distinctive features, such as rhotacism, verbal cunning, sneaky thinking, and their penchant for crime are direct phenotypical results of this genetic mix.
>>200009808jealous you don't have your own slit eyed chinkoid korean gf
>>200009833been having some disgusting gay fantasies
>>200009808It must be why autistics love their societies so much
business idea: gay porn production company
https://youtu.be/vicerk7KCPA?si=2Nc7VBfss_b1i5X5&t=1249
>>200009869absolutely not, wouldn't entertain foreign muck in my personal space
>>200009864this is actually true btw
>>200009853corrrwhats the gpu in that thing
>>200009864>rhotacism>verbal cunningktim
get the gay porn on
>>200009822i remember when the britfeel virgins used to do a podcast and talk about the same topics they talk about all day on britfeel and they had special guests like amer hussainwas proper embarrassing for them that
>>200009822pikeycast. id interview pikeys
>>200009860well then ur likely fine
>>200009864>the only english culture left in England is actually Irishwhat a dire indictment of England lmao
>>200009808>my mates slit eyed chinkoid gfDoes your mate have a weak chin and is he a computer geek?
*gets the gay porn on*
This comment has been flagged as spam.
start gooning. now.
>>rhotacism>>verbal cunning>ktim
>>200009808>being friends with someone who (presumably is white) has an east asian gfgrim grim GRIM
>>200009898Cockney is dead
>>200009891hows old spiderman duvet doing then hasnt updated its blogs in yonks
Cum in your pants.NOW!
any retard man in?
>>200009928joined the 40% club
>>200009690
>>200009853Get the Debian installed
when you see ktim, in your mind, do you read it as1. kaytim2. kek, that is me3. khateem
heathermong is honestly a terrifying individual
>>200009891i remember that. the kid in a wheelchair and the mad lad from rotherham or barnsley or some similar shithole.
Heathermong back to spamming cockneys
>>200009974kitem
i'm not heathermong
>>200009891where can I listen to this it sounds hilarious
>>200009920What can he do though? Dump his friend?
>>200009974kahteem
>>200009853corr imagine how good your tranny spam will look on that bruce
kahteem sterling
>>200009999thicko he was always a loser or wouldn't have an EAand who associates with losers? other losers
no reason not to filter british flags
>>200009883Only the iGPU (Ryzen 8845HS). Got a desktop for gaming de lad.
any man who struggles to regulate his body temperately in?
fucking niggered-err i mean KNACKERED haha
>>2000099742. kek, this is me
>>200010017other than missing out on my belters
Miserable little freaks begone from this thread
>>200009920why's it grim?
who the fuck is heathermong?captcha: g4ypn (gay porn)
just spaffed meself for no reason
Another small idiosyncrasy of his speech is that he thinks the t in ktim means ‘that’
>>200009998https://www.youtube.com/@BritfeelRadioLive/streams
heathermong is worse than mousenonce and level with spainnonce
>>200010038inceldom grimdom>>200010035heading to the club soon x
>>200010045think he spams youtube comments like mrsmelly and that didnt he
>clubbing on the lord's daynot very christian that
>>200010062They all belong in a gas chamber mentally ill freaks
Rorke's been caught raping the village chickens
>>200010091*clubs you to death*its ok lads he was a jew
>>200010082thought it was toby spamming about that doctor fella this whole time
>>200010104
>>200009974kuh-tim
>>200010126it was
>>200010126could be dunno stopped trying to keep up with the schizos here after emmett
>>200010104The worst town in England is a town called Accrington. A few years ago a man got caught raping dozens of chickens to death. Seriously disturbed stuff. Awful place.
get the vtubers on
>>200009999checked
>>200010144yeh his name's rorke
>>200010126toby posts dr mikeheathermong posts dr dan
>>200010144dirty bitches were asking for it
>>200010045he spams cancer patients, the cuck spam (teen becky etc) irish diaspora, heather ai face replacements, tonsil stones and other freak-tier obsessions
>>200010144and that man...his political beliefs?they were opposed to minejust remember that
>>200010144if you saw their arsehole you would understand
>>200010168This guys a knower
>>2000101481992 KWAB
>>200010194he raped their egghole
>>200010205>>200010205>>200010205
>>200010194did you make the poo postyou did good darling x
>>200010194are you the lad who got the poo 199999999 get?LADSLADS LOOK WHO IT IS
>>200010168ah that makes sense
>>200009666The modern suit is literally the traditional clothing of England, it just got accepted everywhere as the standard because it doesn't look GAY AS FUCK like everyone else's national/traditional clothing.
>>200010220same shite innit>>200010224>>200010229...yh this is overwhelming.....
>>200010205>>200010205new>>200010205
genetic distances
