Newport edition
fuckin love me a port
>Russia says its jets prevented US bombers violating border over Barents Sea
heatherspastic on a melty
WAKEUPGRABABRUSHPUTONALITTLEMAKEUPHIDETHESCARSTOFADEAWAYTHESHAKEUPWHY'DYOULEAVETHEKEYSUPONTHETABLEHEREYOUGOCREATEANOTHERFABLEYOUWANTEDTO
>>199999999>>200000000
don't know how to make a cup of tea
Mental how badly I mindraped my five obsessed stalkers lolAll of them will be muttering about me in secure psychiatric units in a few years
why do food delivery drivers always use fake profiles?
>>200013583fuck off heathernonce you evil nonce
Ruby Granger is essentially a trad wife but she's despised here. Curious.
>>200013502>>200013539
>>200013584PAEDOPHILE
>>200013590They are here illegally and can’t set up their own profiles
>>200013584
their melanin receptors are aching for a fresh supply of bbc
post rare Bradleys
190 and heathernonce (his IRL mate) have been destroying /brit/ for years now as revenge for the whole aisha debacleand now we've uncovered their evil agenda
>media stromthey need to be investigated
>>200013590illegal immigrants and also the more profiles you have the more deliveries you get, pakis will sublet accounts off you for a few quid a day
>>200013646wow that's real love
Wow heathernonce got really really mad about being called out en masse lol this is a proper melty
Men's Mental Health
honestly the worst thread i have ever posted in
>>200013692get a madri down ya
>>200013656
>>200013683love for what. because it's not love for humanity.
>>200013703
>>200013722HEATHERNONCE MELTYREPLYING TO HIS OWN POSTS
Rorke's proto on Hinge
>>200013734
>>200013710
190 and heathernonce you've been rumbledthe game is overstop posting now and fuck off
it's funny how if a women is good at sex i am less attracted to her. all i can think is that she's had 'practice' to get this good.
Make the new then go on
>>200013787
>>200013787Yeah that is a typical incel freak thought
Shooting a nigger out of a cannon into a volcano
not wanked in a week and I genuinely want to rape
>>200013812190 MELTY
the solution is to not have sex with women only use artificial insemination
>Scrap VAT on energy bills>Nationalise utility companies>Scrap student loan interest>Ban teaching gender ideology and critical race theory>Recruit 30,000 new soldiers>Reform has said it wants to improve the savings and pension system in the long term to make it “much better and cheaper, from a much younger age”, citing Australia as a model.>Abolish all diversity, equality and inclusion roles and regulations>Immigration tax>Freeze “non-essential” migration>Axe all remaining EU laws>Ban Ulez>Axe 2035 ban on sale of new petrol and diesel cars>Outlaw creation of 20mph zones>Bring 50 per cent of utilities companies into public ownership>Reform would raise the minimum income tax threshold from £12,571 to £20,000Voting Reform next election as well lads.
>>200013621>>200013682fucking grim
>>200013787if you're less attracted to her then she's not good at sexby definitionthink about it
>>200013833you are debilitatingly autistic
>>200013837
Deliveroo Visas
aid me master builder
>>200013844Good (but lengthy) article explaining it all.https://www.neilobrien.co.uk/p/the-deliveroo-visa-scandal
London>£6 a pint>ULEZ>20mph everywhere (if you're lucky)>get mugged>£80/g coke>drill 'music'>live in a houseshare with two crackheads and a romanianNorf>£2.50 a pint>drive a straight piped 335d, just bang a couple of 20s in the glovebox for a dodgy MOT>speed everywhere and drift round roundabouts>£5 for a pill, £50 coke>get owt for cheap from shoplifters down the pub>bassline bangers>3 bed with a garden and garage for <200kThe choice is clear
>deports the wogs>renationalises the rail>kills the trannieswell rorke?
Mad how three schizos run this thread
heathernonce is on a massive fucking melty right nowand 190 isn't even using his belgian VPN any more he's in that much of a melty
>>200013876
>>200013857if monks, nuns, and priests used artificial insemination it would be a big boost for them
>>200013810yeah that is a typical female response to her promiscuity being judged as having made her less attractivesorry love, you're gross
Just the two chicken kyivs for me today lads
This post is brought to you by war thunder
>>200013901
>>200013937looks like you just left those chips outside and let the sun cook them
>>200013901Norf is still too expensive. Mental how pricey UK is considering you make so much less. For me to come visit I would drop as much money as I would going to visit Manhattan or San Francisco
>>200013916ai generated taylor swift and zelensky chatting with the black lad from harry potter
>>200013930Parable of the Fox and the Grapes
>>200013937forgot to cook the chips lad
>>200013937supposed to cook your chips mate
nearly gave myself lockjaw eating chips
>>200013876>>200013916>>200013959full on heathernonce meltyhe's lost his fucking mind
>>200013968can't do that, all celebrities banned. literally 1984.
room still stinks of cum from this mornings wank
>>200013985
>>200013968
might go on the jack the ripper tour in london when i visit. love it
>>200014018cfake.com mateevery woman celebritythen suddenly no taylor swiftWHAT
>>200013937remember to cook the chips next time lad
>>200014020legalise prostitution
>>200014040
>>200014046
190 on his yank VPN now spamming his shite
>GRAND RAPIDS, MI -- A child died after being located during a river rescue in Grand Rapids, according to officials.
@200014081the brain damage is strong with this one
>As well as being able to work while they are students, the graduate route enables people to work afterwards at any salary threshold, any skill level, and stay in the UK to look for work without any sponsor.
>>200014081HEATHERNONCE MELTY
So does he iron his bedsheets every day?
Clare scored >:(
>>200014140no he just did it so he could make a tiktok video and get a million views
>>200013529Yet they constantly violate ours for no reason
>>200014126just look awayas you would if there were a child laid on the floor screaming and banging it's head against the floorsomeone obviously fucked up, but it's not your fault, and it's not your problem
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHE MEME BACKFIRED
>>200014140eats like me
Covid sort of masked just how insane this police was.
>>200014072oh okay i'll cancel the trip now
>>200013747Black man wants skinny white boys sloppy seconds? Fair enough
Going to France next month,
>>200014241Argentina. The last white ethnostate.
>>200014288alri olympian
alri lads
>>200013747She wants a different level of stretch
>>200014263
>>200014326give a rest heathermong ffs
>>200014323>>200014331alri
>>200014249mate it's ten to five in the eveninggraph time is ten in the morning til three pmare you even looking at the schedule?
>>200014323>>200014331no I'm not bloody alri
>>200014326You’re just embarrassing yourself
>>200014310Forgot about the Olympics didn't I
spent the weekend in the wye valley. very pleasant place
>>200014339rorke 50 years from now, after losing the great internet culture war of 2010-2025
sore white fannies leaking last nights cream filling from tyrese and the gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YRFw2HverU&list=LL&index=1
>>200014468bore off heathermong you spastic
>>200014472this nigga never made a good song
>>200013494I dont know if Newports are sold in the UK. Never tried them.
>>200014300ummm people liked hitler as well chudwhereas everyone hates us and that means you should do as we say IT'S CALLED DEMOCRACY YOU FASCIST
another weekend sat at home, nothing achieved, no progressmight as well go to bed, then at least i'll be well rested for another shift at tesco tomorrow
>>200014479fuck lil timmy gon do
>>200014241Is she cringing or biting her lip
>A child died
>>200014530you're a white 29 year old man still living in his childhood bedroomget a grip
>>200014530haha yeah lil timmy hahai like your lunchbox do you like mine?
>>200014544
any ruber granger man in?
The JewsLosers in 77Losers in 1492Losers in 1933Losers in 2024
>>200014339mad how trannyism is 90% heterosexual white males
>>200014571Fucking bitch.
mad how fast women my age (mid 20s) dry up when I tell them my favourite genre of music is bossa nova, think I'll have to start faking it
white soft lips seperated by somalian spears
>>200014616Isnt there a massive (saudi paid for) mosque here
the doxxapocalypse can't come soon enough
somalis are laughed to scorn alien ahhhhh head
>>200014633give it a fucking rest heathermongwe know that your mother never showed you any love growing up but there is no excuse for still acting like a child
black carribean cock rods bouncing off timmys sisters cervix
>>200014616corr
spainlard on a mad one
>>200014241Argentina CONFIRMED ethnostate
>>200014702HEATHERNONCE MELTY
>>200014717its heathermong
ktim
I truly do not understand how people think she can still pull it together.Witness underperformed. Smile flopped (so much so that some people didn’t even realize she released it and thought this new album was the Witness follow-up).This new single obviously underperformed. I’m not even a Katy hater but I don’t understand how people think she can have a mainstream comeback. I have said it before but I feel the need to repeat it because there’s somehow this idea that she can recover. Is it nostalgia that’s driving it?
>>200014664>mfw ai makes it inevitable>mfw i'll have their home address>mfw i have bitcoin
>>200014339Why do leftists and trannies always look like this? Like even without the signs and flags, you could tell they were leftists just by looking at them. There must be a genetic aspect to this.
>>200014748Blog on. Kys take your pic
might stick something up me bum
what should i do on my birthday? 31 unemployed virgin
>>200014573Carly Rae Summers. Nice.
peckenham pole squad on patrol looking for pale fanny to bust they nut in
>>200014810how about you stop posting your boring tiktoks on /brit/ for a start
Im naked at the moment
>>200014829this is a record melty for you heathermongbeen going at it 3 hours now
Ruthless Aggression was better than the Attitude Era
>>200014871dont know who heather is kekjust find black posting funny, inspired by the belgium flag truth be told
cover the national parks with windfarms
Wonder what chinafag has to say about this one? Keep telling you china is a ticking timebomb waiting to explode
wonder if there's a scenario in which we gas up mousey until he finds and brutally murders hn
>>200014895fuck off heathermong you mentally ill spastic
>>200013638chill out sweaty back
remember when troon tiktoks were spammed here on a daily basiswould be awful if it started again wouldn't it be haha just saying haha
>>200014810The worst thing about this is that you just know they think people are hating them because they're so successful or beautiful etc. and that their haters are just insecure virgins. They'll probably even reinforce this idea too. I hate that so many 25+ aged women act like children. I feel like I'm speed running into maturity and finding a woman who is mature will be impossible.
>>200014911lil timmy kicking and screaming while his sister gets twins put in her by tyrones sub saharan slinger
>>200014923mad how much better it looks in sepia
This soundtrack is bittersweet for me. I cry every time I hear it. It’s been years now. Me and my brother, my only sibling listened to this together. He was diagnosed in 1986 with AIDS. In 1994 he became ill. He wasn’t ready to die. He fought the battle for 2 years. This lovely song was his favorite. It helped to bring him peace and calmed his heart. Michael was a beautiful person who loved life. I look forward to meeting you in heaven with our Lord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoG19um0R7Atake me back lads
>>200014944It's not even that, it's the smaller things. If it wasn't shit tier tarmac full of weeds then you'd probably say it looked pretty nice.
>>200014935have sex
>>200014748Katy Perry must be the most manufactured popstar of the 21st century. Have you ever met a Katy Perry fan? Because I have not. I have seen plenty of dykes and middle-aged feminists who are Pink fans; plenty of yummy mummies who love Ed Sheeran and Adele; plenty of zoomettes who are Billie Eilish fans. But where are the Katy Perry fans? More importantly, who are they?She seems like the poster child for MKUltra. From I Kissed a Girl promoting lesbianism to Part of Me promoting women in the military to Dark Horse with the weird imagery. Then she has the absolute gall to release Chained to the Rhythm while being the exact thing she is describing in the song. The video for that is also anti-White; notice the pop at le-hecking-White-privilege with the woman and the black trying and failing to run in the hamster wheel but the White man succeeding at it.Many decades from now, long after Katy Perry is dead and long after anyone cares, CIA documents will be declassified exposing her as the MKUltra psyop that the thinking men of yesteryear knew she was all along.
if you mix more irish and english you get more kate bushes
>>200014923What a beautiful building. I'd never seen it before. I adore art deco
>>200014986I think this was meant for the to-do list in your notes app mate
am totally over my ex haha im SO over her haha i dont think about her at all, or listen to sad music and think about the good times we spent together hahahaha
>>200014907I expect absolutely nothing will happen as usual and the world will continue to chug along toward its gradual decline.
>>200015022you need to have sex
>>200014945bore off heathernonce
>>200014907im pretty sure the 5000 year old civilisation will get through it
literally a men's sexual rights movement
Spainpaedo melty
horny for porn
>Australia: Father and daughter, 2, killed after pram carrying twin girls rolls into path of train
>>200015137jews have done a number on you
Can't believe she now lives in LA and is rehearsing for a musical parody of Willy's chocolate experience. Pretty crazy how her life had turned out
>>200015000I never really figured Katy as someone with a sincere interest in social issues so a weak feminist anthem isn't particularly surprising, but surely she could understand the consequences of bringing Dr Luke in, right? I wish to understand her brain pls.
RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE DOOMED EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE LITERALLY GO THERE AND HAVE NOTHING BUT POSITIVE THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE THEIR ECONOMIES ARE ON THE RISE WHILE WE DECAY SO IN CONTRAST THEY LOOK LIKE UTOPIAS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE JUST WHERE WE WERE A COUPLE DECADES AGO
>Australia
britain's got flatulence
>>200015167i knowbbc porn to be specific
>>200015184move to russia then rorke
it's a heathermong goes to some maccabre subreddit he's a member of and copy pastes various boring posts into /brit/ editionI've seen this one before, every fucking day
Jamaican roadmen ramming their XL sized members carelessly away in pale tight posh fannies
>>200015176and here I am in my smelly childhood bedroom unemployed and virgin at the age of 35! c'est la vie!
>>200015155
Spainonce
>>200015206heathermong made this post sitting in his smelly childhood bedroom laughing to himself as he typed itjust imagine what a fucking state he must be
leftypol grooming children online
Honestly reckon I've been shadow banned from here. Never get any yous to my posts anymore
need to buy some gym creps since I can no longer use only socks
emily finally settling down with timmy after a decade long on-off relationship with jamal, tremaine and tyrone
https://live.staticflickr.com/8069/8182385277_1e2b601e
mix piss and dandelions and throw it at thr security guard at coop
leftypol getting stung but rorke's noncehunting trap
>>200015249naa yer just borin mate
>>200015261Don't do that Toby
Free scouring pads on the NHS
>>200015285it's heathernonce pretending to be toby
>>200015266boring means not interracial spam or something because that seems to get a lot of replies here
>>200015249
>>200015261no owls
>>200015313this is toby pretending to be heathernonce pretending to be toby
>>200015312Irish diaspora
absolutely DIRE fucking thread ladshope the next one is better but I'm not holding too much hope
>>200015261https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
general has become shit the last hour or so, everyone went to eat dinner?
4chan has done a number on me, can't even walk through hyde park and see girls in sexy clothing without thinking "built for BBC"
>>200015358you've never made a decent post in your life
Wish I could finger their tight little twats
>>200015377Das rite Timmy
Wanked to a tiktok video of college age girls dancing and sing in nowt but a one piece swimsuit.
If you could live the life of one person lads, who would it be?I remember reading Roald Dahl's Going Solo and the idea of flying a DeHaviland moth around the Middle East and down Africa, over the pyramids and migrating wildlife would be my dream. Imagine doing that in the 1930s and 40s.
>>200015395give it a rest heathernonce
bought some of exbergs daily perfume just so I can smell her again
RIP U R wiv da angles now xxxxAngles watching us from up high xxxxxxHe dint mean no arm he was just a cheeky chappie xxxx
>>200015415what perfume lad?
>>200015312this, or importing 8 new members straight from bangladesh and iraqwhich way, rorke?
>>200015395do you make these posts on your regular old internet connection?
>>200015377I've been posting on 4chan for two decades and I've never once had that thought
rorke... hehOH NORORKE PLEASE
donations need to be restricted by the government.
Timmy Snr. walks past Emily's bedroom and sees this
>>200015430fake mousenonce
>>200015425margiela lazy sunday morning
>>200015452I saw this. Cramp? Or did he think the line he slowed down at was the finish line? Or was he just showing off?
>>200015468yeah no shitit's heathermong on his daily melty
>dykebar avenue
>>200015452
actually unreal that some lads get to shag their school teachers
it is the desire of every man to 69 with a japanese woman
>>200015470shite
wouldn't mind dating a upper middle class white girl like ruby, with a nice posh accent and a tight fannybut she can get her needs met elsewhere if you know what i mean, preferaly by a melanin enriched being
>>200015466why is my poo hat on the floor
>>200015503I'd never really thought about it, and now I have, not really?
>>200015499happened at my school and everyone knew about it but she never got arrested
since i drsnk the red acid my cum and piss is dark green in colour i think this is good and shows its oxidising in me c:
>>200015551was she fit
>>200015486dunno haven't heard his side of the story bit i think he thought his lead was big enough that he could slack off that much
bleu de chanel EDP man myself
>>200015562not reallyshe was short and kinda fat
dont get why people find the blacked jokes so annoying, i think it's a funny gimmick tbf
>>200015571you have to be at least 18 to post here mate
ok, which autist is posting owls? I can't tell these retards apart anymore
>>200015358sundaymong being his usual freakishly aggressive self and driving everyone away
>>200015606heathermong
>>200015588you know what would be a really funny gimmick?if you hanged yourself
what's some good english animation?
>>200015637Wallace et Gromit
>>200015588>>200015600
so, having failed at applying the canslad tactic of associating criticism of his shit gimmick with spainnonce thus gaining support by default, heathermong has gone to the spainnonce tactic of making so many false flag accusations of posts being him that it loses all meaningwill he come up with his own creative tactic next? judging from the quality of his gimmicks, i'd think not
Mental how grotesque Hannah Gadsby is.Fat fucking pig cunt, hope she gets cancer.
>>200015637when the wind blowsit's about brits geting nuked so it might be up your street
Just ate half a colin the caterpillar cake.
why dont the mods ban spaintard who ruins this thread every time i post? how are the owls against the rules? please explain tbis and why is spaintard aloud to spam?
erryting alri
>>200015637clannad after storyK-ON!Kiniro Mosaicall the british classics
>>200015702*allowed
>>200015664im 36 lol>>200015635how does it make you seethe so much? did your mum have black bfs bullying her minge while you were growing up?
>>200015702No birds
>>200015637Wind in the Willows, 1983 version
young sarah freshmeat getting her tight slit stretched by the local cronem gang leader
>>200015719you're 36 and you still live in your smelly childhood bedroom
just read that post about the anon that says he buys fragrance free baby wipes and uses those on his body instead of showering grim creatures in these threads
>>200015742i actually do lmfao
>36>wearing bleu de chanelchrist
unfathomable sport
thanks lads
Becky Freshfanny
>>200015751now this is a post I can get behind
>>200015754i was just joking, though i have done that on hot sweaty days
>>200015637The Snowmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A3THighARU
spaintard needs to.die he shits up this thread everyday i need to post the owls
>>200015769um who won
>>200015790seconding this
>>200015769A goal = 3 pointsOver the bar = 1 point
imagine sitting in /brit/ for 12 hours a day spamming your interracial fantasies like heathermong does
why is heathermong pretending to be mousenonce
eating 12 packs of crisps shouldn't be doing it
>>200015719>im 36>and i'm on 4chan posting about black williesthere is literally no hope for you
hi janny. i made that W post as an art piece. it is modern art, you may not appreciate it but i think the shapes and abstract nature of it is art. so, please don't get me banned! thanks.
>>200015857>>200015857>>200015857
To many weirdos here that I would rather avoid*deletes /brit/ account*
delete this fucking ridiculously early new jannyRIGHT NOW
>>200015897get fucked heathernonce
>>200015897
please wait a while before making a thread
>>200016008janny give him a 24 hourhe's been spamming this shit all day
>>200016047>>200016047
>>200016056>>200016058still too fucking early you cretinssee to them janny
>>200016067>>200016146hows the autism going?
>>200015000Katy Perry's music was mostly played at children's birthday parties like that Firework and Roar song
um
>>200016800>>200016800>>200016800
>>200016380look a bit stupid now don't you
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erm
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