Sheffield edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCYKH0u07Eochoon
IT'S JOEVER
Toil tomorrow morning but it's only until 10:00 am and then I have an opticians appointment. Going to get a copy of prescription and get some sunglasses online and maybe a second pair of glasses
Erm... Erm...I've got nothing to post right now. Just trying to think of something to post...Could do something with slags, some slagposting? Don't know...
BIDEN OUT
You know who is underrated? Kim Wilde. Perfect pop hits, one after another.
tried to file a complaint against my neighbour who quite literally smokes weed every day without fail, stinking out the entire street, only to be laughed atfucking lawless shithole of a country
>>200020090>Live Updates: Biden Drops Out of Presidential Race, Bowing to Intense Pressure From Democrats
man she's already overreplaced in two wordsbeing head meme girl is hard nowObama girl got 4 years Cash me outside girl is still around getting beaten up by blacks
on the yaoi
local tesco was particularly full of pakis and africans earlierthe town centre is just a joke now too, you can feel the tension
>tried to file a complaint against my neighbour who quite literally smokes weed every day without fail, stinking out the entire street, only to be laughed at>fucking lawless shithole of a country
Janny, mate. Got some politics going on in this thread. Not even UK politics. Yank politics.Would you uh... help us out, mate?
>>200020118can hear a fart in china
>>200020185cretin
>>200020170weed smoker cretin
>>200020157Have you ever heard her talk? She makes Hilary look like Bill. I know this'll be deleted but I don't fucking care.
>>200020204Rules are rules.
diego seething in the last thread
Wish she’d shit in my mouth.
So are we looking at [Nigel Farage] sweeping all 50 [Counties] in November now then?
LIVERPOOL
Lad at work who was always smoking weed has left. Before and after every shift he'd smoke a joint and he used to smoke it on the tills as well between customers as people often commented on the smell after he'd used a till.
>weed smoker cretin
git oot me ooouse
>>200020126>telling the police it's just weedRookie error, just call them on the non-emergency number and say you've seen him dealing outside the house, keep doing it repeatedly until he takes the fucking hintI did this because I was in a similar position, we have a Facebook group for people in the street (bit like a neighbourhood watch but people ask what bin day it is and if they can borrow stepladders and shit). He posted in the group saying we were ruining his life because the police keep coming round lel, he stopped stinking up the street after that and moved away a few months later.
It’s me. I’m that neighbour
>>200020079>>200020298https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY
>>200020126if it was a racism they'd be over there in a jiffy
>>200020316*looks at your flag*You are black
Joseph just resignedIt's overIsrael will fallThe Ukraine will fallBillions will live
>>200020361clapmeat
>>200020308shouldn't matter, it's an illegal substance and he's literally stinking out the street to the point people are shutting their windows and not letting their kids play on the gardenall for one smelly little jobless weed smoking tramp
>>200020362FACT
rorke would rather his mum be single and miserable than meet a nice black gentlemen to settle down with after rorke's dad ran off
>shouldn't matter, it's an illegal substance and he's literally stinking out the street to the point people are shutting their windows and not letting their kids play on the garden
>>200020063>>200020090he took the Cork loss badly.
>>200020392oh rorke you are a bloody idiot aren't you?it's basically decriminalised mate. get used to it. you smell people barbecuing, you smell cut grass, get over it.
>>200020423he's right, it shouldn't matter. they are cracking down on mean words the least they can do is deal with those people.
The Irish are black. All of them. Like that Thin Lizzy fella.
>>200020424great match it has to be saiddon't know much about hurling but I enjoyed it
feel like a complete zombie before i get my morning caffeine in
>>200020459Quiet mongrel
*sparks up a massive spliff and wafts it into your back garden*
>>200020465Very close in the end. Guess Cork will have to wait longer to bring home Líam.
*works rorke into a shoot*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoD7cl3Afk4
*does a poo through your letterbox*
not wrong innit, have some mong poisoning your kids with weed, no problem, call someone a tranny on twitter, arrested within the hour
*shags the tailpipe of you automobile*
>>200020535>>200020546the british culture, as it were
>>200020126Fucking hell I’m screaming
hope she picks the bloke with the tranny sister
>>200020392throw a brick through his window at 3am, police won't do anything
Es ist Joebei.
>>200020388For white boys
Feet ache a lot today de lads.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Irish%20diaspora/page/42/42 FUCKING PAGES OF IT IN TWO MONTHS
>>200020590Incels
>>200020598autism is one hell of a drug
>>200020598yeah got that one filtered mate
>>200020590she chasing that clout and bag, you go sis LOL take whats urs
Listening to Pete Price prank calls again. The one where he thinks he's talking to the white house always has me howling.
>>200020546seen her shagging a pumpkin
>>200020327Say his name and he appears
What can be, unburdened by what has been
>>200020638based
America invented hashbrowns
just fell out of a coconut tree
>>200020567This. Slash tires, play loud music at 2am. If they have animals inject antifreeze into some meat chunks and lob them over the fence. In Minecraft of course.
>>200020630she's defo taking it m8
Trump hit the Leg Drop on Biden and pinned him, brother.
>>200020688of course, a lil missionary to get lil timmy hooked
Mental how fit they are
>>200020702screaming
>If they have animals inject antifreeze into some meat chunksWould break your jaw if I caught you doing this.kdvs
>>200020567>>200020682if hes a brain-dead stoner mong he wont realise its happening because he's being a prick
really not looking forward to 4 more years of leftypol whinging on about orange man and racism
the aryanverse
>>200020689CWLTSHC
Joe Biden and the sweltering summer of 2024
Feeling sluggish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SbTd3-16Rcrorke listening to this
>>200020717swear with some of them you could almost get a decent view of their cuntlips with how short their skirts are
the demon that possesses sacked tranny revealed himself on vocaroo yesterdaychilling stuff
>>200020728https://vocaroo.com/1bmKnc2H2V1c
>>200020736mumberg hates orange man because she's been told he's sexist, she knows nothing else and always makes comments when he's in the news
Might hire an escort for a laugh
>>200020705Why Timmy got u mad Brudda
>>200020810sounds more embarrassing than just finding a real woman, no idea how people are more comfortable with thist.virgin
what's your favourite card?
God forbid someone smokes a joint on their own property. Bet if he went to the park or something instead people would still be complaining that it’s “RIGHT OUT IN THE OPEN” or whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgwVmsbolY8choon
muslim girl feet licky
>>200020702HH
rorke CUMMING at the fact that baloompf will be president for another 4 years
Trump will job clean to Gavin Newsom in November.
>>200020827she gettin dat passport mmhmm, then she'll hop on da cronem xx
weed smoking should carry the death penalty, hate smelling the neighbours do it
There are days where I'm sad that I don't have a gf but then I remember that I dislike the majority of women and I'd rather be on my own than compromise my principles.
>>200020844He shouldn't be smoking it at all. It's illegal
>>200020844weed is a drug, drugs are illegalsimple as, it rots the brain and has no place in modern society
>>200020840The towerthat's what I told the tarot gf anyway(I like building towers in minecraft)
>>200020880nun u cud do
>>200020880better hope the coppers don't find your childhood bedroom then rorke mate
>>200020913what's your favourite minecraft building material?
>>200020859And that's the bottom line
drumpf is just as senile and forgetful as biden is
>>200020894ktim, think im just past women at this point
>>200020913I have an extensive knowledge of occult/tarot/astrology bullshit purely for the purpose of attracting birds who are into it.
might buy a kilo of coke and a firearm from one of my many connections to the criminal underworld
>>200020914Longseason
fuckjs sake just pissed right up tyhe wall of me bedroom
>>200020946every white male desires an japanese GF
>>200020942classic stone brickscan do things like breaking up the monotony with cracked or mossy versions and alternating polished andesite in the corner columns looks great
interracial posting on /brit/ should carry the death penalty
oh my days
mum's screaming at me to clean my cum wall or she'll kick me outfucking bitch
>>200021041LOL the problem solved itself jah bless
>>200020894Just to add to this, a friend of mine once asked me if I was "aromantic", basically someone who doesn't experience romantic feelings, and idk if I am or not desuI can't remember the last time I liked a girl for her personality and not just cause she was cute and interested in me.
>Finally see a decent thread>It's deleted before I get to reply >Catalog still full of garbage Fuck reddint
>>200021041
>>200021006don't reply to me with miscegenation
>>200021043she's totally unreasonableyou should piss on her while she sleeps
steaming lads
>>200021043throw a rock through her window at 3am
>>200020913showiz one of yer towers lad
quite a fan of oak logs and oak planks personally
HOOJ crash in the indycar just now
>>200021129any particular reason?
>>200020802going to be nails on a chalkboard for me matejust makes everything so uncomfortable and tense. not even a liberal mong but both biden/obongo terms have been relatively comfy as far as noise
>>200000000>>200000001>>199999999
>>200020844Shut up you pikey freak
I love African male immigration
>>200021107Something I've been working on:https://cubical.xyz/project/9ExpZ
it's all around the world just lalalalalalaand everybody's singinlalalalalalalalalalalaand now the bells are ringin lalalalalalala
>>200021192>92
>>200021169The legend!
>>200021206*tears quad*
>>200021041Based asf
>>200021193corrr proper tower that
>>200021193well im simply not going to click that now, am I?
>>200021145a sustainable resource which is very homely and looks great in a forest
When the Side N*gga Catch Feelings
the gf has not messaged me todaysad times
>>200021193why not just play minecraft
Whenever I see the meme "It's joever" I read it as Joe-Ever instead of Joe-ver.Frustrates the fuck out of me to be honest.
>>200021169bunny in a car would have been a good get
>asian female>black malethink of it, the intellect, combined with physical strength, a race to conquer them allWe white people don't stand a chance...
>>200020839I think ill take advice on sex from shaggers not virgins.
>>200021193computer BSOD and when it rebooted there was only the faintest burned in text visible on screen that read "dont click that shit nigga" and a photo of john mcafee looked afeared
*shits on your flag*
>>200021250LOL
>>200021193mcafee spiritually taking over a graveyard shift worker, driving to my house and honking as loud as he can before i can click on this link
/brit/ Minecraft server would be comfy
cute /brit/ lads
watching the new dan hurd
>>200021259only just bought it today
Don't understand women, fucked a girl on Friday, made her cum (larger than average penis, she literally told me she was cumming). Called me hot, havent spoken since leaving her place the next morning. Messaged her today, says she wants to be friends.
still not gone for my daily incel walk. been very lazy today.
>>asian female>>black maleThat's how I was made
not wanked in a weekshould I have a wank y/n
>>200021328kissing each other :)
>>200021350did you think she was going to be your gf after a shag or something lad?
>>200021231ta ladhere's something betterhttps://cubical.xyz/project/yr8mA>>200021315get cracking then lad
>>200021350careful lad you'll set diego off again if he thinks attractive people browse brit
>>200021350She's lying to you or just wasn't that attracted to you or doesn't think she can fake her attraction past physical only
spent 3 hours today at the ocean and bloody burnt my legs and feet off FUCK SAKE
>>200021350she just wanted a shag you mong
>>200021428what's it like walking around on your arms since now you're just an upper body
/brit/ is an incel generalfuck off shaggers and attractive lads
>>200021428as in completely burnt them off? fucking hell lad
How much do you lot reckon I'd get at cex for a nintendo switch with slightly drifty joysticks? £70?
fuck me
>>200021428alri anakin
used to play minecraft with the exberg, can't even bear to look at it anymore without the bad feelings returning
>>200021385:)
>>200021476>How much do you lot reckon I'd get at cexbased on your history I say nothing
waifu is live ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heC-hZrNEL8
>>200021518CWLTSHC
>>200021476cex? no more than 25 quid. robbin bastards.
>>200021456>>200021470>>200021490yes yes ‘literally’ burnt them off became a right spaz in a wheelie now haven’t i
it looms IT FUCKING LOOMS
>>200021518grim
>it really is joever
>>200021485I'm not an expert in blackIs Kamala mixed enough for that to be her actual hair or is it a wig?I can't tell
great, got a virus now
last night i had a dream that another planet called alexander crashed into our planet and destroyed the atmosphere so no one could breathe
>>200021571she’s indian and black or some similar freakish mixture
i want your everything~every single part of you~
spent all day wanking in bedspaffed 3 times alreadymight go for another
>>200021598a pointer is something to do with computer codei'd just reformat everything just to be safe
Janman is present. BE CAREFUL
>>200021558ladsettle downOlympics starts on WednesdayOpening Ceremony on Fridayand Deadpool vs Wolverine comes out on Friday toothere's nothing to fear with endless entertainment at our fingertips
>>200021571she was able to grow her real hair out
>>200021615zooey <3
team adidas or team nike?
>>200021598delete system69
>>200021641meant my dentist appointment i don't actually toil for a living LMFAO
>>200021641Kinolympics
>>200021665PUMA
Genocide Joe leaves with the screams of many thousands of innocent lives on his conscience. Now fuck off
>>200021650black woman btw
>>200021665asics
>>200021665nike cos adidas are genocide supporters
kier starmer said the only racism acceptable in modern britain is racism towards gamers
>>200021633wow how nice. a good video.
>>200021544yeah your arms must be hench using them 24/7
>>200021665for me, its fila or le coq sportif
imagine having a projector and watching the gay porn on the projector
how's are lad seasidemark doing recently lads
couldn't give less of a shite about politics personallythink only no life friendless neeks really get hung up on it
le cock sportif
>>200021770because you have no grasp of history or current events
>>200021770Based.
dont think about anything that exists outside my immediate sphere of influence. if i can't personally change it within an hour, then i don't even consider it real.
>>200021770less politics more genetics
wanking to yaoi
>>200021485She has no chance in hell. People in NY/Cali will be happy to vote for her but their votes dont mean shit
>>200021665Adeedas
>>200021832why
shant be posting about current events or politics lest janny has his wicked way with me again
>>200021820take out the 'with'
>>200021832which one is thatis that one of the noncey ones
>>200021770it's football for dorks
>>200021877they’re all noncey
>>200021845>no chance in hellYOU'VE GOT
using an old toothbrush and white vinegar to scrub the grease off my tin opener
>>200021878soccer is even worse discussion than it because there's even less thinking involved
Been falling asleep way too early lately so i’m forcing myself to stay up late. Very boring i must say, nothing fun happens after the evening meal really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QfMkWyLQykchoon
>>200021872Me? Never heard of current events or politics.
alcohol makes the worries go away mad that
>>200021389That's how relationships start
>>200021485I'd rather have a wank but cheers for the offer
>been posting BBC cuck shit all day*crickets*>post once about biden dropping outwarned for "no politics"not sure how the janny's mind works sometimes
the only current event I know is me right now on the toilet
>>200021955no it's not.
>>200021967Why were you posting BBC cuck shit
OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT BIDEN STEPPED DOWN?DID YOU HEAR?A THING THAT AFFECTS NO ONE IN BRITAIN WHATSOEVER HAPPENED!DID YOU HEAR?!?!
how much do vapes and ecigs cost I never buy them
https://shop.teamgb.com/collections/team-gb-ben-shermanhope you lads will be supporting team GB.
>>200021997
>>200022006depends
>>200021967alri spainnonce
>>200021924idk i think the people who play football manager all day and really are into fantasy sports put in a lot of effort thinking things out
>>200021967Janny is blackThere's no other explanationCan't say I'm surrpised
Hate the term "Team GB". Why not just say Great Britain?
ELLALLA
>>200022044janny's a little timmy who gets off on allowing the general to be destroyed by BBC cuck shit
>>200021997funny innit, love thinking "built for BBC" when i see women in those tight shorts haha
>>200022055probably they don't like saying 'great' or something autistic like that
>>200022061BLACK HOLE SUNWON'T YOU COME
>>20002200610 for vape and 10 for 2 cartridges which is like 300 puffs iirc it lasts a long time
>Kate Middleton to ‘retreat from public life again’ to focus on recoverydamnhope she's okimagine she passes on, William remarries and we have another Camilla type figure as queen consort would be awful
what do you lads call exee osees?
people romaticise business travel all the time but it's fucking shit, just living in a hotel for 3-4 weeks with nothing to do, living out of your suitcasebusiness class flights etc get old after a while lads
>>200022095honestly surprising she's been as active as she has been
>>200022095be funny if she died
>>200022061this reminds me I need to play Gollum: The Video Game later
>>200022006usually get 8 juul pods every month for 20 quid on subscription
>Girl (9) and her brother (7) suffered third degree burns after "gargantuan" gas fire engulfed Luton home in flames
>>200022084>>200022152
>>200022118>people romaticise business travel all the timeI've only ever seen people calling it grim tiring and horrible and I don't know anyone that particularly enjoys having to travel a lot just for work
>A child dies every minute from malaria in Africa
catberg bounding around the placeshe needs to chill the fuck out
>>200022118posted from your childhood bedroom LOL!
>Boys death after cheese thrown on his neck was "extraordinarily unusual", inquest told.
brat summerin my BITCH era
>Esta TerBlanche, ‘All My Children’ actress, dead at 51
>>200022258
>>200000000
king charles is not king because he doesn't have the powers of a king that's how it works. calling him a king is like calling a mtf a woman. it's king in name only.
got a big long tongue me
>>200022349>>200022349>>200022349
Slug Boy Summer
why are you freaks desperate to make new threads that no one even reads?
janny having a field day
>12 school children and driver killed in South Africa minibus crash
>>200022339King Charles is Kino? gotcha
watching kendra's interracial obsession part 1
>>200022360oh yeah? you wearin a wire to snitch to feds too?
>BiDONEbidenbros.... we got too senile
>>200022439He scene in Greece is kino
>>200022558>>200022558>>200022558>>200022558>>200022558
nice
