/brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTmgLro8xqg&list=PLUH5eslECTquOFqqJKYbDdjM1p047ix1d
The scrandemic
spacex rockets: steaming as
>>200022581square plates lmao why
>>200022624greater surface area
>>200022581looks like Ping Pong John farted on it
ready or notyeah we don't give a what
>>200022623
>>200022581Lushberg
not had a poo all weekend
>>200022649a square will fit inside a circle with equal diameter/width
>>200022649>you can have a circle with the same surface area
>>200022558cute as heck
anyone else got food autism? cba chewing me just blend everythingprobs eat healthier than most lads ITT though, my shits are HUGE
>>200022716but it will have larger dimensions
What do you think about my dessert boots?
>>200022721Yeah, officer, this one here
need a bf
fucking HONGRY but got nowt in the fridgemight just have to eat ice
americans wear jeans in their house
>>200022742couldn't really care less about them if i'm honest
reckon this is it for me sunburnt to hell, writhing in pain, and any movement sends up this agonising burning sensation
>>200022754hi x
WHERE THE POC REPRESENTATION AT
>>200022804hey x
kamala 2024
>>200022797*powerbombs you into an ice lake*
It costs you absolutely nothing to make immigrants feel unwelcome. No excuses.
>>200022742>>200022804>>200022814
a nice hot chocolate whilst listening to music after some Elizabethan Mixture pipe tobacco.The perfect way to wind down on a Sunday evening.
the internet's sole purpose is to make you feel shit about yourself
>>200022903kek true
just ate something dead crispy and salty that was in my bednot sure what it wasmaybe a bit of a chip or something
>>200022897>Elizabethan Mixture pipe tobacco.Tarq freak
from pence to vancedoes it make any sense?
>>200022903It was invented by the US military, so if you ever wonder why the Internet feels cold and reactionary, that's why.
Feeling lustful.
>>200022856the only curse of having beautiful pristine white skin
>>200022736using cartesian instead of polar co-ordinates is subjective
When will YOU join the army?
any hufflepuffs in?
>>200022975Dreaming of a better internetAnyone else?
If an immigrant woman with a pram tries to push past me in a que (which they often do), then I just move in front of them to block their way as if they don't exist. No courtesy should be shown to unwanted foreigners.
>the hundred is back this weekBased.
>>200023004fundamentally you can fit more grub on a 12" square plate than a 12" round plate
>>200023012*Stupefys you*
>>200022742>not goodyear welted
gf called me a gashpiece in go outdoors
got some CLASSIC louis theroux on
>>200023202which one?
the 200000000 get was defo a mod
Bitter, jealous, misanthropic virgin.
>>200023202for me it's the one where he trained to become a wrestler
>>200023224law and order in philadelphia
>>200023234Ktim
>>200023037went to see it at Lords a few years agowas alri
>>200023234diego
caberge
Trump worked Biden into a shoot
woke brigade wont like this
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYSTHIS FIRE BURNSALWAYS
business idea: porn but it's believable
That's how the cocaine - which was mixed in the kebab - got into my body.
Why don't we just sterilise India?
funny that i appear to be reading a lot of posts referring to politics and non-british culturefunny that i was banned several times over the last month for the same
>>200023371what /brit/ boys dream of and desire
on £57k in yorkshire me, thank you BAE systemsno pajeet will ever take my job, 99% of the population of preston are too dumb to compete for itI will never be fired, made redundant or anything as long as I live. Simple as.
>>200023371arrest
>>200023408well you sound like an educated chap who deserves the role so good job fella
Putting on mumbergs dress and boarding a small boat to claim asylum from the Trvmpenreich
nothing to get hung aboutstrawberry fields forever
>>200023408You'll be made redundant by AI
Think I'll become a femboy
>>200023371wtf are they wearing
might make a post about politics
>>200023468post bum
>>200023408what's your position? Engineer?
>Think I'll become a femboy
>>200023408On the dole by Christmas
craving.. meat
>>200023499me too
>>200023506arse corr
The sweltering summer of 1992
need a cock in my arse
think i'm going to get off the wine and onto the lemsip nowneed to rid myself of this cold before toil
need 16 year old femboy with a pink arsehole to bounce on my cock
>>200023592And a lead earring
>>200023592um>>200023601umm
having a nifty wank (the gay erotica website before you ask not the wank being nifty)
drinking the 5th bokkle of kingfisher of the night. no toiling for me til thursday x
>>200023596the lemsip won't precipitate the end of the cold. just mask its symptoms
Has anyone here ever learnt a trade or works as a tradesman?
What would you do if you saw Don Marko irl?
>>200023650did you get bullied at school by any chance?
welsh arses
>>200023667No, I'm not a shitskin.
>>200023650i'll precipitate the end of your life kid
>>200023589Birth of the Premier LeagueBarcelona OlympicsNirvana at ReadingKevin NashBig, big summer
>>200023650well that will do me okayas long as i get to sleep tonight i'll be okaynot really slept all weekend cos i've been all achy and sick
>>200023629;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqUfXljALQE
>>200023667plumbing and heating engineer lol x
>>200023698That's all mine btw
>>200023703Trades are white, sirjeet
>>200023202Mr Thorax
>>200023751just awful
>>200023717ummm
>>200023737LOL. No. Browns do menial work. Humans do not.
>>200023727fucking leaf
>>200023737soletrader jeets have whole empires but their only customers are other jeets. it's mad
alright lads dial the poofter nonsense back a bit
Corr imagine how comfy life would have been as a coffee and spice merchant in 18th century London
>>200023737>Trades are white, sirjeetThis poster has brown skin
>>200023751lovely bodynot a fan of the tattoos thoughbeitever
>>200023725How'd you get into it?What's it like?Are the fast track training courses (eg https://www.accesstraininguk.co.uk/) legit?Is it worth changing career to at 28?
>>200023787nah i don't think i could live with myself cos i;m not an evil cunt
so bored i'm going to bed, at least ill get a good nights rest for toil tomorrowgonna get a gold star off toilberg i am
>>200023771Dibs!
>>200023770lol every tradesman and skilled construction worker is white
pipe yo incel ass up ngga
>>200023826what
>Is it worth changing career to at 28omds
The virgin trade course purchased for £8,000 through a websiteThe chad apprentice position with your mate's uncle
>>200023882What's the problem?
reminder that trademong is cashisamong
>>200023814done an apprenticeship myself and was lucky to be out with a guy who's shit hot at what he does.my cousins husband done the 8 week course gig and he's alright but has the right attitude and has a decent amount of aptitude. 99% of the guys who do them are fucking morons who are literal bombscares.works shite at the moment as cost of living is getting worse, wouldnt bother your arse. be a plasterer instead x
>>200023879how do you think "coffee and spice merchants" made their money? but exploiting the colonies
>>200023927and all the canadian posters are jeets
>>200024005looks like a revolution 60 character
thinkin of fast...
doing a trade is fucking stupid. get your AAT done and get a comfy office job in finance
>>200023935I'm tired of not having any real definite skills. Got a degree but it's not a STEM one so it's basically useless in the workplace. That's why I'm thinking about becoming an electrician or carpenter maybe. Dunno how you get into the trades without knowing someone. I always see articles bemoaning a lack of workers but it seems impossible to enter.
The older I get the more appealing the idea of just ending my own life rather than working becomes.
>give green parts to republic>keep orange parts in uk>eternal peacewhy aren't we doing this
nothing good in my life
Thinken of getting a Skoda Superb for the next motor vehicle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBY
>>200023936:|
>>200024033>office job in financeIncredibly tedious and you'll have to work with vapid Deanos.
>>200024052if you do end up getting into it DO NOT go self employed straight away- find a decent company to work for and properly learn your trade first.
>>200024066Wrong. The remaining parts of Ulster should be in Northern Ireland.
>>200024147Not at all, you work with nerds and old women
malted milkies :3
>>200024208oo err
hang on a bladdy minute
>>200024210dire biccies
>>200024066i have a made a legitimate and peaceful request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick
>>200024159Oh yeah I'd definitely do that. I don't particularly want to be self employed anyway.So do you think the courses here are legit?https://www.accesstraininguk.co.uk/electrical-courses/professional-electrical-courseThe company is listed on the City and Guilds website as a trainer.
>>200024208peng cock
>>200024208>her willys bigger than mineoh...
>>200022558God she's so cute
How did Biden found out he is no longer in the race?
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weenyShriveled little short dick man
>>200024340he was at home drinking bran fluid
>>200024066I think there are still Protestants in the green areas, and Catholics in the orange areas. So plenty of people would still be unhappy.>>200024273Big fan of that sketch
called my boss toilberg last week
Wish there was a real life /brit/ club where we could meet and enjoy some alcoholic beverages, pool and darts.We could help each other out and exchange advice.It really wouldn’t be that much different to a Masonic lodge from back in the day.There are probably loads of us who have been posting with each other for a decade :/
>>200024066>will all be called northern lagos soon anywaywho cares
I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
>>200024418it wouldn't be the sameimagine reminiscing over /brit/ memes irl omds
>>200024418imagine the smellBO & smegma
>>200024457Congratulations. Mr. Fontiane, you got a son.
Well?
>>200024418walked past a masonic lodge today
>>200024418Mate....
>>200024457danyew day wewis
Relapssed to bbc porn and made another black man hinge account
just scranned some beans on toasttop tier meal
>>200024535
>>200024575>>200024582HIVEMIND SISTERS?!
>>200024575>>200024582
britmeetupcord on a maddone
>>200024208cockmogs me
>>200024667me on the left
>>200024667they'd all get it
>>200024700so we're just meat to you?fucking pig
think i was autistic until i had my first wank
ahhh sexo
>>200024482I think we’d ideally have some rules on ‘presentability’ and other stuff.>>200024474Yeah but it would be a good laugh
Need to stop making these accounts ffs the jews have fried me brain
tranny was eye-fucking the shit out of me in a cafe earlier
>>200024758FONT
>>200024757mmhmm
back to toil tomorrow
>>200024757i thought we left europe? why are belgians still allowed in are ingurlun?
>>200024758Hope you were wearing goggles.
>>200024779
>>200024784Dreading it
arbeit macht freiCOOL
/brit/ boys kissing each other
>>200024758was she one of the fit ones or one of the unkempt man in a wig ones?
>>200024799hahaha, how lil timmy gon cope now?
why is he such a cringecase?
loool you lot are deluded, the /brit/ club would get raided after a month because somebody starts bringing child slaves for the sex dungeon which no doubt how of you would shag
>>200024839Mr. Peckerwood can't handle allat
you don't see brendan frasers posted much anymore
so theyre going to make the olympians swim in that poo water??
>>200024830<3
>>200024859LOL shieeeet
this is perfection
>>200024866a real shame
/pw/ is such a shit boardNo actual discussion of wrestling, just stupid fucking LOL NASH JANNETTY DIMES MELTZER KWAB spam
>>200024882I keep getting messages
umm the double post glitch happened again
>>200024834proper fit yeah, looked almost like a real woman
>>200024853>he said whilst posting twitter screenshotsget your head checked
>>200024854>>200024860ummm diegz, you feeling alright?
>>200024874need it
>>200024859no one wants to fuck a landwhale with horrible tattoos like that imagine being fat with no tits too lmao cant cuckposting freaks find better material?
>>200024866his shit isnt fucked up anymore though is it
>>200024895Lil timmy been real quiet
>>200024926i do
>>200024928>>200024895>>200024859>>200024799>>200024757you don't understand the irony of your imageslmfao
>>200024926I keep getting new messages Mr Peckerwood
is it gay to go into the same stall to piss with your mate if the toilet's packed?
>>200024757>>200024799>>200024859>>200024895>>200024928Now post all the ones that ignored you or blocked you
>>200024895>>200024859what is this
Mr Peckerwood I am getting like one message a minute
>>200024926haha swc mad asl
>>200024971nahsometimes me and my mates hold each others cocks when having a piss just for a laugh and that
reminder that the asparagus knewhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721593545579625.webm
Renters find life less worthwhile than homeowners, according to a government report.Tenants are more likely to report lower levels of happiness and live in poor quality housing compared to those who own their own homes, the annual English Housing Survey found.
>>200024998mmhmm lil timmy aint never gon receive dis type of treatment
having a smoke
>>200025026We need Georgism
>>200025022but the outcome is not guaranteed is it
the scrandemic
>>200024973just think about it. not only has he been spamming brit, but also spamming to these women. all just for this fetish.
>>200024998>that necklace well that's a given of course she's a slag
the buy-to-let landlord cries out in pain as he strikes you
white self hate
what app is that
>>200025053holy based
>>200025096fuck off heathermong
>>200025096cronem clapper
WHITE LIVES MATTER BURNLEY
could easily buy a flat at this point but dont want to commit
think it's time to beat arcanum for retarded half ogre with zero intelligence
>could easily buy a flat at this point
>>200025166if you don't commit your changes will stay in your local machine
You should be making plans to move abroad not worry about buying or renting.
>>200025061the asparagus knew
>>200025141She fine as hellHer insta is lucybennett.x
>>200025190wouldnt even need a deposit really maybe 5% can afford to borrow the whole cost of the flat>>200025197*force pushes to master*
>>200025244infinite zest
>>200025244does his gf know he's gay?
dog owners are mentally ill
based 'toise
>>200025287what kind of retard loses a tortoise
>wouldnt even need a deposit really >maybe 5% >can afford to borrow the whole cost of the flat
noticing some spamming and or flooding in this thread
about to cum
LIVERPOOL
>>200025298>>200025278bbc draining lips
we NEED BBC in this household
shit poo!
cravi ng the british broacasting corporation
Got a loving gf who says of nice things to me and makes me feel loved. However she is bluepilled on a lot of things, worrying really. She know I'm not that way inclined and doesn't seem to mind although I haven't gone full 14/88
is it worth buying a flat or nah
based black man putting coal burners in their placehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1721457864573141.webm
squealing how clogger's lineage is ending with him and its his single mother's fault
>>200025452buy a clue first
heathermong is worse than spainnonce
>>200025452better than doling out to rentberg every month
>>200025469imagine if the actor was white saying that
thinking of gfbergs big tits
>>200025507still have to pay ground rentberg and maintainencesteinit's riskier
done em here
>>200025389right that's enough pack it in
>>200025553proper clapmeat
its not great
>>200025562based
>>200025596Tough for Timmy out here
you can't post the politics
u've all been done
*posts yank politics*
janny can you do something about the BBC spammers shitting up this general 16 hours a day thanks x
>>200025735janny cant delete his own posts x
>>200025735I'm helping you by showing women to avoid
Rorke's sister while Rorke is posting about the Jews on /brit/
>>200025772this cat is getting raped
New>>200025788>>200025788>>200025788>>200025788
>>200025086Corrrr
