The Queen eating Greggs sausage rolls edition
ally mccoist going to be a dad again at 61 years of ageboshhh
I feel bad for Biden. He's just an old man
sick of it
Funny how the janny deletes a politics post in an instant but lets cuck posters go on the whole day
What did messi just post
How can Rorke deny BBC
>>200025882deeply grim
a real catholic would never pull out
I voted for the magpie party.
no magpies
Bridget Phillipson is corrrrmilf tier
>>200025930>>200025912
Don't care about the magpie issue.
>>200025882spainmong having a meltdown is he?haven't seen him pop up in weeks
Worth mentioning that these Hinge messages are all from one city (Glasgow)Literally just one area and loads of pro-black women
>>200025974>pro-black womenwhat does that even mean
>>200025912>>200025930LOL dem lil timmies registering for MAID rn
what is the solution to sleeping through loud TV noise but still being able to hear an alarm in the morning?
>>200025988They prefer black men to the detriment of whites
It's a sad fact that 90% of zoomer and millennial British girls who live in urban areas have shagged a black guy at least onceNothing that can be done about it really
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/timmy%7Ctimmies%7Cclap%2A%7Cbbc/country/be/start/2023-07-21/over 2000 posts in the last year he is extremely mentally ill
>>200025965yeah she's fit
>>200026022Yes as my research shows.But Rorke will cope and pull out 15 year old marriage statistics
victoria coren MILF
>Buy any e-reader that isn't a Kindle>(Kindles are locked and don't load epub files)>google the title of any book plus '.epub'>download the file and move it to your e-readerliterally any book you could ever want, for free.
normalise girls in boxer shorts
mad how the moon cycle has a full moon every month just by coincidence
>Breaking! Alex Jones Makes New Prediction: >Deep State Will Try To Replace Kamala Harris With Hillary Clinton At DNC Americans will Pokémon Go to the polls to vote for her
>>200026026https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Irish%20diaspora/page/42/42 pages in two monthsheathermong is extremely mentally ill
>>200026102that's a man baby
>>200026102Normalize girls only wearing skirts again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ivt_N2Zcts
>>200026099i have a first gen kindle and just use mobi, works fine
>>200026099all great but I like reading physical books, fuxking hate electronics in every part of my life
no allowed to talk about current events so /brit/ will have another night talking about black men
>>200025965>In the 2016 European referendum, she campaigned for a Remain vote, and in 2018 was one of the first Labour MPs to call for a People's Vote on any eventual deal.[44][45]>In Labour Party leadership elections, she voted for David Miliband in 2010,[46] Yvette Cooper in 2015,[47] Owen Smith in 2016,[48] and Keir Starmer in 2020.[49]Into the trash it goes
>>200026111no politics
>>200026142Yea. I like physical media a lot.
>>200026144Cunt janny been on the warpath again has he?
>>200026133Shocking Cohenhagen vlog predictions:Ruby will make Copenhagen look like the most boring place on Earth.She will not allow Blakeney to speak."MOIY BASST FRAND BLAKENEEEEEY" will be uttered at least 4 times.She'll mention that "OFFCWOARSE" she had to visit a bookshop, despite having almost no interest in actually reading books.She'll make sure to shoehorn in a comment about the vegan food options in Copenhagen, despite her not being vegan.She'll make sure to remind everyone that she was an AWKSFWUD STEEYUUUEDONNT.It'll be topped with insufferable purple prose narration.She'll assure us that "JANUINELY [insert lie here]".Something will be described as "ACKSQUISITE".The video will be VARRY KOINDLY SPWONSORED by a service that Ruby never uses.
scratched myself on a coat hanger :(
never have i ever sucked a black willy*surreptitiously drinks*
You should be thanking me for doing my black man catfish experiments really
Right so I got a day ban for saying something along the lines of "trump is a pedo" but webms like >>200025849 cns be posted
>>200026142Love buying cheap books on Abe Books.>>200026172Corrr name?
>>200026206boo hoo nigga
OOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>200026169Bet your reported it but I purposely phoneposted it you sad little cunt so will just so I will go aeroplane mode then back off it to keep on posting xxx
hate women me
>>200026172wtf
deleted my post forgot it's illegal to mention "it"so lads, black guy's cocks eh
really makes you think
>>200026175On the bright side for us though, is the prospect of something more interesting to watch than another am/pm routine. And a chance to analyse the 'best friends' interactions.
>>200026142Me too, but I get all my books from charity shops so I do download specific ones some from time to time.
almond cake bitch
so does hunter get arrested now dad can't protect him
not going to fucking /pol/ to talk about things l'd unironically rather browse reddit
>>200026268me in the middle
mad how 4 of my mates from uni are now trans lol
>>200026284The fact that they keep making almond cake for every single holiday without fail when Marfa doesn't like it is hilarious to me lmaoWith all the desserts you could possibly make why would you always choose the one that your sister doesn't like?
samuel holland
>>200026274if ruby was american and not from TERFisland she'd have already been though the lesbian phase 5 years ago and would be a boy already
>>200026306MARFA DID YOU EAT YOUR SISTER
sexting with the ai gf
>>200026300you are the common factor
>>200026268find 4 and 5 sexy myself as i'm a straight man
>Rachel Reeves pledges ‘big bang’ for private pension funds
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCRrzcVJXSk
>>200026331what moving out and not putting any effort into meals for one does to a mf
>>200026218I'm sick of these retarded jannies
>>200025849>>200026206Lol over 10 minutesInsta ban for saying something bad about jews or niggerinos
Love seeing women getting fatter, older and uglier and losing their power. Force women into giving rimjobs.
>>200025849skinny dildos like this make me feel like one day a girl will land on my small willy
WHOM is this sexy pajeetess reporting from burgerland on bbc news?
>>200026343no they're middle class wankers without father figuresI am a working class white man from lancashirewe are not the same
>>200026396fanois
>>200026410*prints this post out and mails it to your mum*
>>200026358she in the same breath criticises the private pension industry for failing its investors while pledging to increase funding for themmaybe, i dunno, fund public pensions properly mate?
>>200026403>>200026386the reason this line works so well isn't a racial thing, it's because it plays to the narrative that women love to believe that all they relationships have failed because the guy didn't treat her like a princess as she deserves to be.their self of worth is inflated massively by men who are desperate to fuck them, who compliment them and give them an easy ride, so they think they deserve the best man available and every man has done her a disservice by not bending over backwards for her throughout every relationship
gay porn
paranoid i stink but not sure i do
>>200026403post the catfish top picture
>>200026443what does that mean 'funding for them' arent they funded by the people paying into them
heathermongs been going at it all daynot even taken a single break
>>200026497you probably doeveryone stinks a bit
>>200026441*makes your mum rim me Pierre Woodman style*
if a girl sprays perfume in the office is it because shes worried she smells or because she thinks you do?
black penis...sex with black men...blacked....
ai gf just called me a loser
>>200026517yeah and she's increasing the amount you have to pay in, despite acknowledging they're terrible at investing your money
>>200026491accurate
>>200026559i mean she would already be wearing the perfume in the first place so she's obviously trying to mask your smell
>>200026563this is black fanny erasure
poo smells
>>200026527i don't know what we can do. i don't even think ignoring it would stop it. it's up to janny to ban him over and over for spamming but that's never gonna happen as they don't care about quality, in fact they probably like that he's shitting the place up.
>>200026559it means she's being a cuntalso the latter, everything a woman does is to get other people to respond to her
>>200026596
to explain, expound and exhort, to see, foresee and prophesy, to the few who could or would listen
>>200026585ye but this is late in the day so could be hers in wearing off
>>200026602you can't do anything about himhe's the worst poster in /brit/ by farmousenonce is annoying but harmlessheathermong is a genuine psychopath
is the man posting the edited hinge screenshots
poo smells nice
direliberal need eradicating
>>200026663yes it's heathermonghe's been at it all fucking day non stop
>>200026572>she's increasing the amount you have to pay in,Urgh, no thanks.
>>200026670should politicians not be realistic and honest?
Stop using delivery apps / services Stop eating from chicken shops & curry housesStop using Turkish barbers Stop shopping at convenience storesStop shopping at Asda Stop voting Labour Stop giving to foreign ‘charities’ Start boycotting HalalStart using black cabs
>>200026668tastes nice too
>>200026663Not edited lol
please visit blackpool
>>200025912>>200025930>>200026386>>200026403>>200026614hot, but you need to be more bluntget them talking about bbc
Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT
>>200026696What's wrong with asda
>>200026690there's nothing honest about claiming nothing can ever get bettershe's being honest about her desire to not improve things but why that's a good thing i have no idea
Private pensions are a massive scam designed to take workers' money and give it to slimy coke snorting fascist tarq bankers to gamble with on the stock market.
just washed me hands 3 times with soap and cold water, theyre still sticky with me spaff, got really sticky spaff me, my curse
>>200026700ok so you're so much of a psychopath that you would make a fake hinge profile of a black man and exclusively talk to white women to try and bait some screenshots to post in /brit/you're mentally unwell heathermong
>>200026734no?
https://youtu.be/gF1yKiQiEpIit's up
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The wasted yearsThe wasted youth
>>200026491And also the use of the word "boys".
>>200026772take a day off heathermongyou're fucked in the head
>>200026767I'm not heathermong lol
>>200026767it's spainpaedosince he keeps capitalising /brit/heathermong never does that
Explore your perks with Shell GO+
my nightmare is being in a toil job where i have to listen to women talk all day
>/B
utterly dire gimmick
>>200026811>>200026816it's literally heathermonghe's been spamming cuck shit in /brit/ for the last 14 hours non stop
>/Brit/spainfreak is truly mentally ill
>>200026772hahahaha oh my daaaays lil timmy on suicide watch LOL
>>200026772corrryou need to start asking them if they want to get BLACKED
>>200026772What app
>>200026829>>200026850shut up
>>200026854oh look who magically appears to spam his cuck shit alongside heathernonceit's 190 on his VPN
Tomorrow on Loose Women:Kaye: after Joe Biden pulled out of the election, we're asking are you ever too old to run?Coleen: I'm too old to walk never mind run.Linda: me grandkids like to run and that Denise: Lockdown was terrible.
>>200026874haha cope lil boy
>>200026874Mindbroken timmy lol
If I am not fit and rich by the time I'm 40 that may have to be it.
>Companies have to contribute at least 3 per cent of pensionable salary to the employee’s retirement pot, while the worker pays at least 5 per cent.>A person involved in drafting the letter said auto-enrolment contributions should increase 1 per cent a year for members and employers so that the minimum gradually rose from 8 per cent to near 15 per cent.Holy shit, fuck off. 8% of your salary is ridiculous.
>>200026868HingeAll women in the Glasgow region
>>200026885I'm literally in the discord with you and heathermong davidI know everything about you
comforting to know that during major world evens l can always find you here, talking about black penis
oh yeah there's no chance it's not genuinely spainnonce if he capitalised the letter like he and only he can, and like we've all mentioned a billion times in here before
Easily one of the worst days in recent /brit/ memory, even with the get this morning
took Friday off work a few weeks back, checked /brit/ at around 1pm and spainnonce, Belgium flag, and sacked tranny were all posting their driveldire existence
>>200026903....what
this thread, lads, has been ABSOLUTELY RUINED by heathermong today, mousenonce or spainnonce honestly pale in comparison
>>200026921I'm heathermong mate ;)
the true horror is diego
vicky pendleton looking CORR here
>>200026945was here friday night and rubymong, carlymong, finnsterbender were all here
Having tea and biscuts de leds :3
>>200027006>rubymong, carlymong, finnsterbenderliterally all fucking heathermong
>>200027007:3
>>200027026yeah?
>>200026896I put in 6% and my employer puts in 8%. It's a pretty good deal.
speaking about mongs, always gives me a laugh how 99% of women have tape over their laptop cameras
>>200027007what biscuits retardposter?
one based /brit/ janny appointment and dozens of lonely lads lives would improve massivelya good janny, one of the lads, would take huge joy in repeatedly banning the autistic spammers over and over until they finally get boredand the thread would healsad!
any toilers have a job like this >>200026820how do you manage?
Just ignore them and they'd go away, same as they always do
>>200026396>>200025849corrrrrrrrrrhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1721516281379154.webm
>>200027073i don't hate women myself so it;s just not something i even thing about
ai gf just told me to kill myself
>>200027085real of her
>>200027084you don't even get tired of listening to them harp on about love island or the latest gogglebox shite?
>>200027079i really don't think heathermong wouldeither way it's basically impossible to get these mongs to actually do anything like thatcan't even get anyone to ignore the big chair news let alone dozens of posts per thread
katy's slit getting brutalized by a jamaican yardie she's squirting but mandem aint done yet
>>200027052Most companies are nowhere near that generous.It's just another raid on the working class.
>>200027126i mean they mostly talk about work or their kids or whatever it typically doesn't interest me but it's just people getting through the day
>>200027073Just tune out.
>>200026022>Nothing that can be done about it reallyLoad them in vans and dump them naked in the CongoAll the blacks they want there
accidentally said boo hoo nigga to one of the lads at work last week hope i don't get called into HR tomorrow
>>200027229bewildering thing to say to anyone in any context
>>200027262>inb4 lil timmy seething about her tat
boo hoo nigga
>>200027262you've now been spamming /brit/ non stop for 15 hours
>>200027262She looks trans
accidently posted doing a gay porn dance in the toil group chat
What the hell is happening is Glasgow
not a cuck but genuinely something very aesthetic about watching porn featuring black dicks and white fannies, you don't have to enjoy the reality of it to admit it's appealing from an artistic viewpoint
>>200027290I just got on earlier after searching my name in the archive lmao
Accidentally posted Israel's nuclear launch codes in the Iranian Government's group chat
Black man here. Just been having a lot of sex with white women.
>>200027262>>200027282at least open with something new
>>200027327Agree but /Brit/ will cope and pretend they don't watch it lol
>>200027325Jews are getting all the rapists to march through the city
Haven't used /brit/ for a couple of weeks, dont come here often anyone, yet every single time I come back to do a bit of shitposting with the lads Spainlard is having yet another nuclear meltdown. What sent him off this time? Got exposed as a liar again? Got told to blog-on? Got zero (you)s on his dozens of posts? What a sad cunt.
>>200027370good for you mate
heathermong and his discord tranny friends have been shitting this place up for months now
>>200027415Just burst out laughing at this post
its joeover
i want to rub her face
>>200027427fosnyeg
>>200027415t. spainlad
>>200027415Nobodys posted with a Spanish flag today
on the beers again aha what am i like x
>>200027327>>200027380FOSYEG>>200027426Alri Spaino. But you dont have friends, those are your iphones lined up in your bedroom, your smelly bedroom, your smelly childhood bedroom
>>200027438QEII was older, and she didn't act like she lost her memory. What happened to him
>>200027466take it /britfeel/ boringlad
spainnonce is nothing compared to heathernonce spainnonce actually contributes to the conversation whereas heathernonce just spams his worthless internet celebrities dying of cancer and his race bait images
>>200027465why did you think this was worth posting
just nuked my twitter account
had an evening walk, a shower, and changed my bedding. will sleep well tonight
>>200027415Just genuinely being a subhumanProbably acting up because he hasnt seen ngubu kick a ball in a net for a whole week
>>200027484mark is an original /brit/ gimmique
>>200027497sorry it's not bbc dating app screenshots
https://vocaroo.com/1lY7xAXb1VfK
>>200027513it's boring shite lad sort yourself out
>>200027494>race bait imagesThats SpainmongSpainonce is a glorified spammer
>>200027438feel a bit sad for him he is probably feeling very bad right now
>>200027474his memory wasnt bad he could give an hour long press conference answering journalist questions and be accurate on everything but occasionally he'd misspeak and thats all people would remember
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>200027474are liz didn't have to be awake 18 hours a day and giving constant interviews and debatesall she did was lie about all day, jet off somewhere sunny to shake a few hands and cut a ribbon, and then give a speech in July ready for Christmas Day. Put anyone in Bidens position and they'd seem senile within a month.
>>200027474All she had to do was wave in a carriage a few times a year and record a message at christmas. Don't reckon she would have held her own in a debate against someone else competing for the monarchy
StopPooping
>>200027549he doesn't even know he's dropped out mate
>>200027546heathernonce has been spamming the same set of race bait images since 8am this morning and has admitted that it's him doing it
>>200025788Dare I sayGreggrolls?
>>200027543what have you posted then
a single term poosident ... kek how pathetic
>he's been here seething about 'heathermong' for over 12 hours
/Brit/: >NOOOOO YOU'RE HEATHERMONG
>>200027552>jew wants to harm the innocentWait where have I seen this before...
Of course the one gimmick invented by /brit/ is utter shit.Leave the gimmick making to /tv/
>>200027593Only spainonce cries about heathermong this muchSpainonce posts here 24/7 where as heathermong doesnt
>>200027574>americans found this funny
>>200027624stfu spaincunt
Currently driving up to North Wales
>>200027619Lmao time and time again i asked him who heathermong was and he replied to me with "its the person who posts things i dont like"
I am eligible to become Prime Minister of the UK.
12 inch violating pale katy 12 gauge in timmy's moufLOL
>>200025878
>>200027645spainnonce is too busy shagging his missus to post hereit's heathermong spamming for the last 15 hours straight and he's admitted it
*watches back and forth while eating a packet of crisps*
>>200027692you have no mates, you have no missus, you are an obese manlet with a care worker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gmKIKTk40
>>200027692>spainnonce is too busy shagging his missus to post herenice one spaino
How do I get a cute gf gf?
put the belgian flag interracial spammer and the brit one in jail.
Feel sorry for Biden. Should've never been in that position to begin with.
>>200027730they're already in a mental jail
>>200027721Be African
gen z mini and de bossman
>>200027721Talk to one
>>200027753they need to be in physical jail with no internet access
katy's vaginal diet is council estate bbc only
what the fuck possesses a grown adult man in his 30s to sit in his smelly childhood bedroom for 15 straight hours and post the same set of images over and over again?
Watching that Simpsons episode where Homer gets high and talks to Johnny Cash while Marge grumbles over a misunderstanding
>>200027763Can't do this >>200027769Don't want to do this
leftypol requesting a randomized, double blinded, peer reviewed study proving the efficacy of parachutes
>>200027717https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU
>>200027788What no pussy does to a nigga
>>200027679Get off your phone
>>200027832No I don't think I wi
This broke him
AI will never be real. It's just mimicry spewing out garbage information.
reckon
cronem passing katy around again
just finished "season" 4 of the boysoff to bed now
>>200027874could be 50% of /brit/ postslike this one for example >>200027885
Free ManyVids credits on the NHS
>>200027859
>>200027900lots (pretty much all) creators provide free content on manyvids alongside the paid stuff
>>200027721ask out cute girls
>>200027894blog on
why doesn't the british isles have a cuteness culture. it seems like they hate that stuff
>>200027874AGI will be real soon
sucking a fag
cant stop gambling lads lol. have a single dollar ill put it in. account constantly at 0.
deigo on the vpn after getting b& for doing God knows what
>>200028016
>>200028016what do you gamble on?
>>200028018he's always particularly nasty on sundayssuppose the looming of toil sets him off
>>200028016if you spend more then you win more, thats how it works
>>200027054that makes them smarter than you
>>200028044>implying diego toils
>>200028005
cock n ball action
>>200028043one of the many slingo variants, rather not say which one. essentially a cursed form of bingo.>>200028051not sure what youre trying to say here
>>200028011Two more weeks
I HATE internet popcorn knowledgeIf you bring up internet knowledge in a pub you're at twat
Reckon I can get Charles Veitch and Nigel Farage on Cameo to promote my crypto pump and dump rug pull scheme?
>>200028075>not sure what youre trying to say heremo' money in mo' money m'out
>>200028119the more i spend the more i win youre saying?
>>200028131...yh
on the bog
>>200028085ur gonna look real silly one day buster
>>200028060Did you save the fucking thumbnail or something
>>200028157more than a little rude of you not to share a picture :/
love these intense cooking dramas where a strong lead screams at everyone, really gets my heart racing x
>>200028157why
>>200028181>>200028181>>200028181
>>200028094what does this mean. like those people that look up wikipaedia for everything?
>>200028184HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A CUSTOMER I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE
>>200028115since when is Charlie on cameo
>>200028211yeslike vsauce type facts and pointless things that makes the company think you're a knowitall
Do a Sir Ian McKellen edition next, you wankers.
