Skyline Chili edition
We need a Native American president
ohioans be like"mmm mmm, diahrrea on spaghett'
Mexicans are shitheads
fr fr tho
2,500 / 50 = 50
>>200031854You've never tried it
>>200031872https://x.com/QuetzalPhoenix/status/1814882757941625251why, are you black or summin?
2,300 / 50 = 46
It will keep getting worse desu.
What do they sell at Skyline Chili?
>>200031998Ways
I'm thinking Sioux
city?
>>200032010
>>200032099brutha ewwwwwwwewww brutha...
age sex location?
Nigga, is yous drinkin' wotah? Nigga das gay; might as well be drinkin' /cum/
Cold and on break. Can barely type anything
Why do expats called themselves that? Aren't they immigrants?
i guess this is it for cum
IT'S OGRE?!
>>200032221They usually don't take jobs and try to get on welfare THOUGH
why aren't you replying to each other?
I feel immense sadness when I see happy couples
huwheels
I feel nothing when I see happy couples, except when they are nagging and arguing in which case I feel smug
>>200032364What does shopping look like in your wildest imagination?
>>200032364I never got this. Don't black people get sunburt too?
>>200032326Expats also don't try to demand the host country change its culture on their behalf. They stick to their expat communities and acknowledge they will never be natives like how the locals are. Contrast that with entitled invaders.
>>200032364if the store looks like this, it's because you are currently standing in a low income (low trust society) area. it doesn't look like this anywhere halfway decent
>>200032386the products fly to your car trunk with just a thought
>>200032398whoa whoa whoa who said anything about black people?
once again reminding you all that putting a scoop of protein powder in cold ice coffee and mixing with a fork is both tasty and nutritious
>>200032450protein powder is poison
>>200032430>BRAZIL 2084>drive to the store>park outside>get out of car>open trunk>products fly into trunk>drive home
once again surfing the 'zon and wondering if 4 1/2* products are bad just because 14% of reviews said the quality sucks
>>200032485t. 1/300lb
>>200032487ermm you forgot to close the trunk
>>200032493half the responses are bots these days so just cut outthe middle step and ask chatGPT directly
>>200032493life hack: read the 1 star reviewsif it's braindead bullshit and not actual problems then it's probably fine
>>200031841you needa mexican-american president
>>200032513for me it's the finger skateboards.
>>200032510The trunk won't close, you bought too many products
>>200032532Mexicans move here and lose the ability to speak Spanish within one generation. What's up with that?
>>200032532We can do Navajo.
How do I get a gf?
>>200032594That's the fun part
>>200032594are you cute?
i once again bring gifts from the amazon product review section
>>200032618fat
I don’t like black people. I can’t stand them
>>200032618i am a big fan of bodycons
>>200032628not enough to be gross
>>200032618lame, I prefer russian cuties reviewing aliexpress lingerie
>>200032632I love them and have never had a problem with them
>>200032662you hardly have any in canada
>>200032632Some are cool, some are not, same with white people
>>200032670I've hardly interacted with them here but when I lived in their land they were very nice
How much involvement you have in your neighborhood activities at home, /twg/? I've been living in my mom's new house and we're 5 months into this neighborhood consisting of just 80 families, and she appointed me to be a part of the event planning committee because she want me to be "more social" and "work hard". I already have so much in my plate, I just finished with my bachelor thesis for example and I really have to re-learn stuff, grind leetcode, and get a job before January. But no, she wants herself to be known as a big shot. The neighborhood head is some whale who doesn't mind to dump money and making us do all his bidding, and the other members of the committe are all married bunch, while the young adults around 18-25 are just me and my younger siblings. The rest of the populace are just fucking toddlers.Yes Man mentality is so prevalent in our 3rd world shithole. Look, I'm able to partake and attend whatever social gatherings I want to, but getting involved directly behind the scene? Please no. I already have zero free time for myself all these years living with either my mom / dad and not being able to move out.
>>200032606How is it fun?>>200032609No
>>200032716I live in an apartment
If I say..French love breadItalians love cheeseGreeks love fishPortuguese love sardinesBrits love pints of beerIrish love alcoholRussians love caviarEveryone says yes…..If someone says…Blacks love watermelon or fried chicken…Racist!!!!!!! Racist!!!?Why? That’s stupid.You are brainwashed. Break the chains.
>>200032716/cum/*
tiktokposting should be an instant ban
>>200032743yeah i saw that tweet
>>200032726The full quote is "that's the fun part, you don't"
it's thundering out help
>>200032743george carlin ahh observation
>>200032779do you have brontophobia?
>>200032618Boobs are overrated
>>200032779are you in a railroad track?
>>200032779are you a chihuahua
>>200032787it's not abnormal, it's loud.>>200032794no I wouldn't be outside
>Boobs are overrated
>>200032792yea dawg, that's a nah from me
skipping home
Joe Biden will NOT be the next President of the United States
>>200032801>it's not abnormal, it's loud.thats not what I asked, you dimwit
>>200032792
>>200032801you'll get no help from me
>>200032833it's not irrational to be afraid of explosive noises
>>200032853I didnt say it was, Im asking if youre afraid of thunder
>>200032804>>200032815>>200032841He's right
>>200032513heh
>>200032716Post pics of your neighborhood
>>200032853yes it is. noises can't hurt you
should i play a game or just start getting comfy in bed?
>He's right
Does anyone have the soyjak that's pointing at himself thats wearing a t-shirt that's says "I'm gay"?
>>200032867yes
>>200032897it isnt even 6 o clock yet...
@200032870
>>200032884Gated residence. There's only one neighborhood like this in every 10 km radius, the rest are slums and ghettos.
>>200032897>not doing both ngmi
>>200032910
torn between my love of the female form and my hatred for simps
pussy on my dick and yea that bitch is hot
>>200032970you have to lower yourself down to the simps level if you want to have a gf
>>200032618YOU'RE A WOMAN?! *boi-oi-oing*
>>200032910Nvm I found it
>can see he's losing the game long before it ends>ragequits
>>200033009I yelled that in Mel Blanc's voice btw
>>200033014
Germany was having trouble what a sad sad story
>>200032935it's late>>200032946the pc is far from the bed
>>200032532Mexicans are native American. It's not until you get to Mayans that south American begins ethnically.
white people corny
>>200033131Mexicans are native Mexicans
>>200033144Mexicans invented corn
>>200033092ya think yakub got hisself BUCK BROKE and that's why he so nutty and gay
>>200033131Painfully stupid oversimplification
shawty like a memory in my head / That I can't keep out, got me singing like / Na-na-na-na, every day / It's like my iPod stuck on replay
Overrated, yes. Can still be enjoyable though.
dropping out was actually very noble and strong-minded, the tides are shifting because of his dignified sacrifice
>>200032485Why
can you suck on her titties if you're having sex with her facing you??
I hate summer
How many more happenings will occur between now and November?
>>200033204>the tides are shifting because of his dignified sacrifice
>>200031824Imagine being such a cultureless shithole that your "claim to fame" is just chili. Not even a fancy variation, just chili.
>>200033237yes, unless she has very small tits or is a midget
I'm gonna make it
>>200033290then i dont know how can anyone think ass is better
Anyone who gets harassed, bullied or hurt by someone else should just be nicer to the perpetrator to mend the rift
I wish everyone around me was the same race as me
>>200033237not really
>brazilian narrating himself losing his virginity
>>200033177Of course it's a simplification you fucking retard. We are talking about groups of probably millions of people across thousands of years.
>>200033310>i dont know how can anyone think ass is betterdoing it from the behind to play with the bunda
The quran might be the most retarded book ever written, and muslims the biggest retards on earth, next to americans, but americans are good retards
>>200033391you've read it?
>blocks your path>"hello sir"wwyd
>>200033359what can you even do with the ass that you can't do with tits but even better
....
>>200033391The Bible and the Talmud are close seconds
>>200033420Yes
>>200033421subways have multiple doors in every car. i'd simply stop being a martyr and exit through a different door.
>>200033445no you didn't
>>200033421I would drive my truck and not deal with other retards on public tranSHIT
>>200033441Mudslime detected, cope >>200033455Yes I did, mudslime
Yo if anyone is serious about wanting to find a gf in a natural way (not on dating apps) then go play a girl game like Animal Crossing, The Sims, or Stardew Valley girls get rock hard for men who play those games
>>200033474Reading comprehension
>>200033474no you didn't
>>200033481better yet, play roblox
>>200033481This guy knows
who the hell would waste their time reading a garbage book like the quran
>>200033481I've got an even better idea, GO OUTSIDE, YOU CANAKEK >>200033493The thing you're lacking >>200033494I did
>>200033421public transit here either doesnt allow bikes on or has them in a holster on the front of the bus
>>200033481>girls get rock hardbut what if I want a real girl and not a "girl"
THEY FILTER CANA....KEK TO CANAKEK? KINOOOOOO
>>200033523What language did you read it in?
>>200033518gosh
my dad says i did wrong by quitting my job without any notice right before my shift
I hope all Canadians will vote for the Liberals because they're the only party if you're a decent fucking person
>>200033546like it even matters
>tag: huge-buttoh yah, its kino time
CANAKUCKS
dinner turned out goodwhat did i miss
>>200033580mole :)
i wook wike this when i get embawassed
>>200033523Did you read it in Latin script or Arabic?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aljamiado
What the fuck happened that the jannies are protecting canasissies now?
It’s interesting how you have no framework of opposition to things outside the emotive categories of a therapy session.
>>200033567I want Doug Ford out even more than Trudeau but I don't want to support Trudeau, why can't he just drop out?
>>200033563If you had a mcjob it doesn't really matter.if you do that in a real job you'll wish you hadn't.
>antitherapyschizo returns
>>200033638>If you had a mcjob it doesn't really matter.yes>if you do that in a real job you'll wish you hadn't.why
>>200033644yeah i don’t like him
>therapy shill ACTUAL schizo returns
>>200033648>whyyou'll get blackballed out of the industry or exiled to some backwater location where you won't make near as much
>>200033481Ok but what happens after I play those games? How do I meet the women and harden them to a rock-like consistency with my experience with said games?
>>200033648They'll give you a bad reference
>anyone who disagrees with me is part of a psyop
corn pop should've done the needful
>>200033644Nothing wrong with wanting to go to therapy, but good luck finding a therapist that's actually good and not shallow
>go to therapy>accept that you are weak>take the big pharma poison!
deviously plotting on going to an aa meeting just for the snacks
>>200033644>>200033677>>200033691>>200033710Who are you quoting
>>200033691It’s more likely than you think
>>200033691
>>200033711this is a level of poor I can't comprehend
>schizo ramblings continue
where do hot bpd girls congregate?
After only 30 minutes of swiping on tinder I have ran out of women over the age of 21 and under the age of 32, I'm in a major city too, wtf?It used to be such a better app, it gets worse every year
>>200033711I don't think I've ever seen snacks at an aa meeting
>>200033731crystal cafe
I was Ridin' with Biden and now I have no one to vote or
>>200033731you can’t handle them so don’t bother they wouldn’t be willing to put up with your bs
What's something fun I can do with my new dual monitor set-up?
>>200033736Anything that gets popular gets worse
>>200033751Trust the plan
look at how you went into that place and immediately started trying to start shit, and using all of your little proxies and personas. youre such a faggot. fuck you
>>200033765When I got a monitor that could rotate I emulated some DS and 3DS games
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico is my therapy. Thanks for saving me thousands on medical bills.
>>200033765u can put cum on one screen.woooow!
BE CAREFUL WITH BPDEMONS, YOU DON'T REALLY WANNA MESS WITH THAT, THEY MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU
>>200033765movie on one screen and low effort game on the other
>>200033731A Yanomami might be crazy
>>200033783Based af
>>200033788Hey, don't mention it, bud. Don't forget to eat beef, drink milk, and exercise. We are gonna make it.
>>200033421say "FARE INSPECTION" and they will all jump off at the next stop>>200033452>>200033535This is a commuter train THOUGH
>>200033788
>>200033796Cringe adhd canasissy
i feel like sometimes people make posts to antagonize me specifically main character syndrome probably
>>200033820was kino
>I'm not gonna drink this weekend, gotta make a change for the better>shut-in routine stays exactly the same>but sober
>>200033841You're a faggot, that's why
>>200033744not supposed to be home until dark...
God I hate that fucking guy
>>200033851Good stuff
>>200033841based schizo experiencing delusions of reference
I have consumed maybe 4 sips of alcohol in my entire life
>>200033841Everyone is the main character of their own life...
I'm the main character
>>200033830commuter has a designated spot for bikes in one part of the train car only. Plus its impossible to get the bikes up to the second "floor" anyway
>>200033856What's so bad about the 9th of November?
i get the most yous. im the main character
>>200033856If you can simply go and take a walk that helps, if you walk with confidenceI'm happy that you're battling your alcohol addiction, keep it up, brother
dont know how you can realize that youre what is around people when they are unhappy and with how miserable you are, and how you dont straight up kill yourself. dont know how you can look at yourself and your life and not want to kill yourself. oh and you should kill yourself, so go kill yourself
I'm the comedic relief character that rarely gets screen time
>>200033886It's only fun when you're 17-23, then it rapidly becomes less fun every year
>>200033856>going out to bars is the only way to make friends>its outlandishly expensive>still have yet to see any single women, let alone ones ym age>I hate how I am when Im drunk, plus the hangoverjust fuck my shit up
>>200033909Can't, Mom will be sad
>>200033857no im not >>200033902i could make a post that would get 20 replies right now and derail the thread but i won’t
Has there ever been an /cum/ meetup?W-Would you guys come to my house if I invited you?
>>200033909Don't tell other people to kill themselves no matter how much you hate them, please and thank you
>>200033902I'm an expert (You) harvester.I probably have the most (You)s in /cum/ history (excluding that one Canadian who said "I'm based" and got a hundred (You)s calling him based"
^glowie
>>200033856every win is a windon't be a fag and turn your wins into losses, if your goal was to be sober this weekend and you did it then that's a win
>>200033941yea but you can't be there when I show up
>>200033941im sure you’re a sweetheart but i could never, sorrytoo dangerous
>>200033941I met a /cumbum from oregon years ago, and flew to Shitattle to visit the city and met a guy from the /cum/ discord
>>200033941Yeah, but you gotta be a biofemale, or look like a girl and don't be a rapist at the bare minimum
>>200033894>designated spotJeets don't care about this unless it the designated shittin' street. Half of them are UberEats delivery drivers anyway
Who's the main character? This needs to be established
>>200033968>/cum/ discordwhere
>>200033992You, and Jason is the deutorog
>>200033948nah I'm convinced it's me
jason mentioned
>>200033998>>200033968trannies
>>200034002What if I disagree? Does that make me the villain?
>>200033992im like the new character they added when the ratings started going down that everyone hates except a core few fans
please do not discuss he-who-shall-not-be-named
>>200033999Oh fuck I had a stroke while typing this, I meant to say deuteragonist lmao
I remember the /cum/ irc
Ill fuck around and get a (You) dont play with me
can i be one of the side characters that appears in the opening credits but otherwise you never hear or see in the actual show?
>>200033823
>>200034018truly grim times
>>200034015Shartthew?
>>200034004>>200034015Can't help it, he's the main character of my life and I'm simply a vendor npc that sells him junk in exchange of high prices
>>200034034sovl
>>200033923I just limit what I drink. I pregame a little and stick with beer or cider, which are the cheaper options at one bar near me
/cum/ is in decline
>>200034054The fall of Alexandria
>>200034054dont worry i can fix it
/cum/ can only get better from here. the future is bright!
We need to go back to /precum/
>>200034054who cares?
>>200033919I feel like I missed out on having that fun. Hence drinking at 27.
>>200034021Side characters are op
>>200034054No it isn't
>>200033902nah you couldn't
/cum/ is an anthology series, and you are the viewer. Please relax and enjoy.
French toast is an easier way to eat eggs than hard boiled if your goal is bulking on eggs.
>>200034072we literally made the first post of the new age>>200000001
>>200034081Eh, it's not that great.I've had good times with alcohol, but also had some extremely embarrassing moments and almost died
Outside 4chan is scary
>>200033941ermm no
3 (you)s, I'm the fucking man
>>200034103Yeah, but it's a lot of calories and carbs too. If you want max eggs, scramble them.
niggas be like"grrr, these eggs are too tough"
Fear not the dark, /cum/, and let the feast begin
>>200034103Yeah French toast is good but I do love hardboiled eggs. Every year for Easter it was a boiled egg feast for us kids
>>200034116/v/ is a cesspool
/cum/ is like my own little candy raver gf
going to the gas station do you guys want anything
jason
>>200034132/v/ has become unusable
>>200034149gummy worms, 2 steelies, and some cup o noodle
I win the (You) game, thoughever
>>200033923>just go outside and meet new people>go outside>meet nobody
Only low IQ, low impulse control "people" buy overpriced goods at a gas station convenience store
>>200034157It has been for years.It's so fast that if your thread doesn't immediately get 10 replies it just falls off the catalog, so of course low effort attention seeking posts reign supreme.
>has becomeits been worthless since at LEAST the end of E3, which was what, 5 years ago?
Please /cum/ responsibly.
>>200034149slushie make it extra large and and put these flavours IN ORDER: cream soda, mango, grapefruit, rootbeer on top
>>2000341833 years ago
>>200034174>he's never had a rib sammich from AMPM
>go outside >lool like jesus christ with short hair >bitches eye raping me
>>200034149yea can i get a Nurse's Special Treatment - 4.1 Lbs Naughty Nurse Toy Onahip
>>200034201>he's never had a rib sammich from AMPMand that's a good thing, fatass
>grapefruit slushie
>>200034205You just loved all those eyes on you, you're a little slut ain't ya?
>>200034205>mexican goes outside>looks like jesusAm I supposed to find this interesting?
>>200034224too spicy for you, VEGAN?
the real main character hasn't posted yet
>>200034258Yeah, I'm the guy.
>>200034245Y-yes... just humble bragging, I'm a pure boy tho, girls cant crack this oyster shell
the cute guy
>>200034249>if you don't like pig trough tier slop you must be a vegankek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k26m457OEiU
I'm a musketeer
Ohio has been rangebanned. We can't post images anymore.
I don't know what's worth fighting for or why I have to screamI don't know why I instigate and say what I don't meanI don't know how I got this way, I'll never be alrightSo, I'm breaking the habitI'm breaking the habit tonight
>>200034307>>200034307>>200034307
>>200034303jasonxisters...
>>200034303jason is finished
>>200034310damn another shite op
>>200034350>shiteWhy are you talking like thisThis is British slangDo you say this word irl?
>>200034379I do actually
>>200034495Kill yourself irl
>>200034503bit rude