only comunists and inbreds call soda "pop"

/cum/ is an interactive experience, but you're also free to sit back and spectate at any time.

i think i have a tapeworm

>>200035795
>>200035795
>>200035795

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DEAR GOD imagine her dripping wet sweaty ass planted on my face oh my god

>Pop Chads won
delusion beyond measure

>>200035824
quit being horny go j/o

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>>200035824
this is an /Alex/ general

>>200035821
You probably do

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>>200035785
In the great /cum/ Soda-Pop accords of 2017, we agreed to disagree on the name. But we all agreed that people who primarily call it coke or soft drink are retarded beyond saving.

>>200035821
what symptoms are you having

/cum/ is too fast nowadays, what the fuck is happening

>>200035821
you probably should

>>200035869
if gavin was hit by a bus, I would be undoubtedly the happiest man in california

>>200035879
give it a few hours, i like it when it's slower too less crazies

Soda simps on suicide watch. Seething over the absolute victory the Pop Chads won

>>200035876
>gayest west coast state + cornville USA call it pop
>COOLifornia and new england call it by its proper name
I think the winner is obvious here

>>200035876
https://youtu.be/0yoFJEBywHA?si=cV2mjMvS9CPZkg2j

>>200035879
it's sunday. all normies are here.

>>200035896
fewer

>>200035878
a couple weeks ago i ate a hamburger that wasn't cooked all the way through (although i only ate the brown parts and i threw the pink parts in the trash). now i still feel hungry even after i eat a meal.

this nigga watching george lopez

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>>200035897
*soda kings

>>200035907
right sorry
>>200035911
tomorrow is monday do you think you could get in with your gp doctor

>>200035876
>The highest iq part of the nation calls it pop
Give it up soda simps

>>200035718
My condolences, anon. Your love for Toulouse is clear. I hope you and your wife get the time you need to support each other.
Thank you for sharing that photo.

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>high IQ
>willingly lives in a region prone to F3+ tornadoes

>soda pop
Nobody says this you fucking idiot

>>200035934
i don't have a doctor and i CANNOT afford any more medical bills.

what kinda nigga names his rabbit toulouse lmfaoooo
more like your mom pussy too loose

>>200035974
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>200035974
I hate that I laughed at this, bro a savage

>>200035965
you don't need to go to a doctor for a tapeworm. You could do carnivore diet and the tapeworm will die, or there's all sorts of natural supplements you can get at a healthfood store.

>>200035961
my grandmother who grew up in rural Canada says it

>>200035974
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>200035974
some anons still got that OG /b/tard energy fr fr

feeling a bit down at the moment, i think a wank might fix that

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@200035960

I hate bpdemon girls so much, holy jesus

>>200035965
you can never really be 100% sure whats going on unless you go to a doctor. i don't really know much about tapeworms

I remember I reignited the soda / pop debates by one time saying "sodey pop" as I had heard it in an old cartoon, wow was that a shitstorm

youtube is really shit at recommending new shit, it's always the same shit over and over

>>200036002
it won't. you must meditate on the eightfold path

5am

>>200036007
me on the right (the humidity is making my hair frizzy)

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>>200035981
>>200035994
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I have $53 left on my amazon card, what else should I buy? I spent the first half of the card on stuff I actually need, now I want to treat myself

>>200036020
You're really bad at entertaining yourself.

>>200035965
pretty sure you can eat some OTC medicine for it

>>200036018
>"sodey pop" as I had heard it in an old cartoon
This was the original name, half the people shortened it to pop, the other half shortened it to soda.

>>200036002
Or make it worse

>>200036038
the opposite

>>200036046
Care to prove it?

>>200035911
a big indicator of worms is an itchy butthole and worms/larvae in your poo

Dayum

>>200036036
buy yourself some new panties, sweety

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>>200036061

>>200036036
get some lights to put up in your room or something funny and cute to put on your desk

>My body only attracts smooth femboys and FTMs
its over.........

>>200036036
this happened to me a few days ago and I bought an telescope optical sight thing on sale for no reason

I'm a renegade

>>200036057
what the fuck does that even mean, prove that i can entertain myself?

>>200036020
are you liking and disliking and clicking "not interested" and "do not recommend channel" on the recommended videos?

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>>200036066

>>200036069
Im not a woman nor do I have room on my desk for anything

i'm an american original

Me waiting for the hamas-israel war to end to see if the antichrist really comes once the jews are done building the third temple and maybe finding the arc of the covenant

I'm a warlock

>>200036028
how would one go about doing that

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I never got into any youtubers so when people talk about the good ol' days or some shit I have no idea what of the internet drama means

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>>200036032

work?
as in, labor?
as in, a job?
as in, employment?
as in, pursuing my career?
as in, earning dough?
as in, making bread?
as in, hustlin?
as in, grindin?
yeah, nah, i'm good.

I want a bigger desk. Might build me one this fall

>>200036044
half the retards shortened it to pop more like

>>200035664
>... posted on /cum/ that he was sick once and you responded that he is a faggot and that you wish for him to die
wow i can't believe you would be so rude and mean to canadian anon why would you do that? he is beloved and a great poster. is the culture in north america really as bad and hateful as he considers changing nationality because of it?

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>>200036082
i only do that when it's something i really dont like and pisses me off but look at this, there's like 0 music i have not listed to

>>200036101
Congratulations, you're not braindead.

>>200036071
>FTMs
Brooo, those get crazy horny because of the testosterone shots

>toulouse

>>200036091
oh sorry
maybe get some hygiene stuff like some fancy soap or a new razor/trimmer then, or a couple pairs of socks and underwear to replace the ones you have that holes in them.

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>>200036108
>half the retards shortened it to pop more like
So the other half of the retards shortened it to soda? Blud didn't think that one through!

I'm a Werther's Original.

>>200036094
Based kino man

>>200036111
go totally of script and listen to olivia rodrigo she isnt half bad btw

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THE JIG IS UP
THE NOOSE IS OUT
THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND ME

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>and listen to olivia rodrigo

do people actually get sad over a pets death

>>200036109
i would never act like that or say anything like that
i can't speak for everyone else though
>>200036102
why is he taking a picture and not saving him

>>200036145
bruh

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>>200036128
I am stupid in fact

What are the chances of a zombie apocalypse actually happening? Because my whole life I've had dreams involving zombies and I'm getting paranoid, but is also a good excuse to get strong and learn how to use some weapons

>>200036157
It's normal for non-autists to do so, but if it's a fish or something you should be realistic

>>200036157
of course they do wdym

>>200036118
But I want a tall white muscle hunk to fuck me
:((((((

/CUM/MING TOO FAST

>>200036157
losing my cats devastated me when I was 10

>>200036172
about the same chances of me getting a gf

>>200036157
Yes
I'll always remember you, scrappy

>>200036076
Who do you think you are? Enzo Matrix?

I might be a sociopath then

>>200036172
>zombie apocalypse
0%, makes no sense from a medical perspective. Thougheverbeit zombie apocalypse is just a stand in for what will happen if total societal collapse occured (wandering hordes of ruthless people searching for food)

>>200036203
i was going to say that but i didn't want to be rude

>>200036153
huh, I always thought he was saying "news" but that doesn't really make sense now that I actually think about it

>>200036178
Just call me, if you're a girl

>>200036172
It never hurts to be prepared for this sort of thing.

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What was the fastest /cum/ ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNi_6U5Pm_o

how is this not a bop

>>200036208
It's ok, he doesn't care what you think of him.

>>200036236
Me when I met your mamma lol

>>200036236
2016 Election night of The Donald was pretty fast ngl

>>200036236
probably [redacted]'s [redacted] a week ago because of all the foreigners

>>200036236
when trump got shot at the other day it was really really fast

>>200036253
I ended up very drunk that night. very fun tho, lots of great trolling to be done

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>>200036237
this song was plagiarized thoughbeit

women artist make a song not related to dating and romance in any way challenge, difficulty: impossible

>>200036265
yeah until the NO FUN ALLOWED police ruined it

/cum/ is much more normalfaggy than the rest of 4chan

>>200036276
Female rappers sing about their booty and pussy instead

Tibetan fox girl pussy has me acting in my own cringe compilations

>>200036276
>The predominant topic of music remains romantic and sexual relationships. A 2018 study found that between 1960 and 2010, 67.3 percent of lyrics from top-40 songs referenced relationships and love, and 29.9 percent alluded to sex and sexual desire. Other themes are far less frequent: Social/political issues, religion/God, race/ethnicity, personal identity, family, friends showed only a modest occurrence.

>>200036237
generic and the mixing is kinda bad

>>200036287
that's somewhat related though

>>200036236
Election day 2016 was quite fast

>>200036285
a lot of normies on /int/ in general tbqhwy

/cum/ is a diverse and vibrant cyber-location

>>200036285
i think you'd feel more at home on r9k you might try posting there

>>200036292
>humans are just animals at the end of the day
Shocking

>>200036287
those ratchet black girl rap songs where they just rap about their coochie and booty are so gross to me

>>200036276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

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almost time

>>200036306
/r9k/ is literally normalfag central

>>200036109
Lol you mean that faggot who said he was bleeding from his ass? He got fucked in the ass obviously. That's how that happens. He is a faggot and faggots should die. Do you disagree?

>>200036312
t. ben shapiro

>>200035785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f0k4_uOqow
im gonna /cum/

>>200036312
>are so gross to me
giga-based chudette

>>200036312
the kind of turn me on in a trashy sort of way

rap music is LITERALLY not music because it doesnt have melodies

>>200036344
i guess that's the appeal but i just dont want to hear about it. theres no love or romance or courtship its just my booty cheek clap and my pssy pink. its nasty

>>200036314
ok that song is based but you cant deny women artists disproportionately sing more about relationship than men

Ever had a dream/nightmare where someone is hurting you and you actually hurt irl once you wake up?
I was getting fucked/diddle in the ass, bros, shit hurt

>>200036356
It's just words over sampled tracks and beats.
Rap "artists" are not musicians in any sense of the word. Calling them poets would be a stretch.

>>200036364
I really have no interest in women outside of fucking them so I guess that makes sense

>>200036364
thats how some species in the animal kingdom court you bigot

>>200036356
uhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZWS6CITutY

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>>200036368
>I was getting fucked/diddle in the ass, bros, shit hurt

nibba...

>>200036368
That was not a dream, that was your uncle in a suppressed memory

>>200036368
yeah but i usually snap out of it after a few minutes

>>200036368
I had a dream where there were two Mexican dudes who broke in my house

>>200036368
That but that's reminds me of that one african demon that butt fucks men and threatens to come back unless he tells others he got fucked

fucking twisted mind!!!!!

i dont think you can feel pain in a dream homie

>>200036406
Bruhhh good thing I told you guys, I was freaking out

>>200036406
What's with blacks and sodomy? I swear they have all these zesty things like this when you look into it

They call me, "fat faggot"

>>200036414
I don't think I've ever felt pain in a dream but wet dreams are really weird. They literally feel like you are having sex.

>>200036428
i don’t call you that

>>200036414
You couldn't be more wrong.

>>200036414
Little homie, I only live with my aunt and my mom, they wouldn't do that, it was a nightmare

>>200036414
how can i feel dream orgasms but not dream pain

>>200036433
that's rude of you to not call him by his name

>>200036426
Unironically high T

>>200036433
Well, please do because that's my preferred title

In India, it's a common belief that the male orgasm drains your life force.

>>200036442
his name is like john or something that’s just a rude nickname

>>200036440
because you wake up immediately if you were to feel any pain or something bad happening, that's why you're usually a spectator in dreams

>>200036459
Life is itself a dream

I've never called him that either, but I want to.

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>>200036426
nibbas be naturally zesty, just in dey genes

>>200036428
Brian?

>>200036455
In Ancient China they believed this too, they used to try to hold their semen inside during orgasms to live longer. One emperor even drank pubescent girl menstrual blood to get their life force. Them chiggas be crazy fr fr

to that one roblox anon, i've been playing dress to impress on roblox with my niece. it's fun actually

>>200036306
have you ever tried r9k? I remember it 10 years ago… nowadays it’s just ethots, simps, and prisongays

>>200036494
so same as here?

>>200036489
youre going to troon out soon

i dont play roblox but if i were to play it would be to date girls

>>200036428
how about lardaas? or bowling ball butt

>>200036455
Sometimes I don't fap because I feel like women don't look at me with the same attraction, and I own 3 onaholes so that just makes it harder to resist
And I also wanna fuck shadowheart in baldurs gate 3 and fap to it

>>200036499
uh, no
check it out for yourself

>>200036512
nah too feminine, the boys wouldn't respect me

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>>200036513
>I own 3 onaholes

>>200036506
The pedozilian

>>200036520
what about big mike

>>200036520
we dont respect fat "people" here

>>200036500
why are you like this

I would 10000x prefer fucking a new prostitute every week over having a wife and kids

>>200036530
even worse to copy a MtF tranny

>>200036522
They feel so fucking good, one harder than the other, and I love when girls use them on me
>>200036540
To each their own

>>200036540
thats a lot of visits to your moms house

>>200036527
nigga roblox itself is almost 20 years old

>>200036540
So why don't you fuck prostitutes now?

for me, its reggie

>>200036531
I'm not fat or a faggot, do you even understand how nicknames work?

>>200036550
Nigga, only little ladies play roblox, how old roblox is has nothing to do with it, you stupid little nig-ga

>>200036564
what are you then?

I only like jerking off to women. The prospect of touching them, listening to them express themselves, or otherwise having to interact with them grosses me the fuck out.

>>200036569
is this what a black hole looks like

>>200036569
The abyss when it stares back at me

>>200036540
I want to know the intimacy of fucking the same woman 1000 times

playgrounds have been around for centuries stupid bitch, of course i can play on them

One time I did a fart and a little poo came out

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People (women) who make social media accounts for their pets or kids then post like the pet/kid is talking to their mom seem genuinely psychopathic

>>200036603
i don't believe you

I want to fuck 1000 women 1000 times, personally.

>>200036572
>The prospect of touching them... grosses me the fuck out

Are you asexual? Their skin is so soft and they are squishy

I've fought too many demons and monsters, the abyss won't stop staring at me
>>200036613
King Solomon right here

>>200036609
thank you for saying this it's true, it's actually so bizarre but everyone seems to be okay with it and some people even think it's cute

i wanna manhandle a woman, swing her around like a nunchaku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtTNhPm1_xg

>>200036616
he's probably just a fat faggot

>>200036616
sometimes they have weird hard fake boobs or hard butts from exercise, I dont mind a nice flat supermodel abbed up tummy though, shame I have never had a real one

>>200036572
you might be asexual or schizoid

>>200036627
The pedozilian

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>Ive only been with supermodels

My nickname in high school was "Sugar Cookie" cause my friends sister had the hots for me and was calling me sugar cookie and something about how she wanted to eat that sugar cookie dough and yeah idk that didn't make sense but then all the guys called me that

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>>200036624
>thank you for saying this
You're welcome, but no need to thank me. My thoughts will non-stop stream onto /cum/ as long as I am here

>>200036627
picturing you swinging around a 4'10 girl like a giant sword

>>200036628
>anti-MAID chuds be like NOOOO YOU HAVE TO SUFFER AND DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES

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Holy shit you guys..
This coof doesn’t fuck around.
I think I’m getting worse instead of better.

I didn't have a nickname in highschool because my social life was limited

>>200036658
this is why you go to gym

maid should be legal, just shouldn't be tax-payer funded

This is an anti-suicide general

>>200036654
Bro, that's hot and cute lol

>>200036668
my nickname was sprout

I had a different nickname from every person I went to school with, because my social life was unlimited.

>>200036648
Ive been with low tier prostitutes and a girl who liked to squat and lift weights lol, Im saying I would love an actual in her prime ripped supermodel, I also want an actual JAV model, I can pay for both but its way over priced

I have 390 followers on instragram

I never got a nickname

>>200036673
Based, let's keep it that way forever

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this haul

>>200036564
people give each other nicknames like "fatty" because theyre fat, you rotund beach ball

i didn't even go to high school i'm not like you people i'm an animal i'm different

I have 1200 followers on Linkedin

>>200036697
biggest fag in the thread

>>200036692
That's not me
I'm the actual fat faggot

i had an account with 50k followers

i have no social media presence

I don't have any social media

I only follow the Lord

>>200036703
I am a boring corporate suit

Suicide on it's own is bad enough, but when people tell ME to kill myself? Oh, I'm mad.

i brake for deer

>>200036714
i wish that was me

>>200036684
how hot was this girl who squatted and lifted weights

>>200036715
Based madman

>>200036706
>>200036707
>>200036708
tsmt

>>200036720
buck status

>>200036674
it was embarrassing at first and I'd get flustered but then I got used to it. also she was hot so that made it better

suicide is not bad or good

>>200036720
I brake for deer too, but the does always end up with the jerk who steps on the gas.

Because of the image rangeban in Ohio I am now forced to identify myself with a tripcode.

i just masturbated earlier but i feel like doing it again

jason

oh shid evo is on

>>200036741
:(

tripfags in your /cum/?
it's more likely than you think

you should kill yourself if you really feel inclined to, or if it will save you from greater trouble down the line. it is called a permanent solution to a temporary problem, but a permanent solution to any problem is a good thing

No, you choose to be a tripfag.

>>200036747
Imagine being this addicted to attention.
Here's an idea, make high quality posts and you'll get all the attention you desire.
Or better yet, go outside

>>200036756
you don't have 4chanx?

reminder the new is here
>>200035795
>>200035795
>>200035795

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lettuce pray

>>200036723
she was kind of ugly and kind of fat and stupid, very annoying. if you saw her at the right angle with her regular face you could maybe see something in her but once she smiled and talked she looked retarded. A lot of people have also said this about me. I dont smile a lot anymore.

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Vaping weed and flipping thru a Gustave Dore book I bought at Value Village rn. Also listening to Burzum and drinking Sprite. Waiting in le car for my mum.

>>200036769
>40 fucking posts early
Come on man

>>200036756
I have any and all tripfags and namefags filtered

if run over a deer can you take the corpse home?

the whole game changed when i got 90 str

>>200036774
How was she fat if she lifted

>>200036774
>I dont smile a lot anymore.
this is really sad

>>200036787
depends on the local laws

>>200036787
yes. it would be wasteful not to

>>200036714
linkedin is probably the worst social site of any of them.

weird how you can't post with tripcode+secure tripcode anymore. wonder when that got removed

should i masturbate again

It's not for attention, it's just for posting.

>>200036802
yea...

i dont even consider linkedin social media, it's more like the place where you look for jobs

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>>200036802
odds: no
evens : no
digits: yes

>>200036783
it got made an hour ago we're just recycling

>>200036802
i came 4 times today so you don't have to cum twice.

JACKOFF JACKOFF RIGHT NOW

>>200036808
I work in marketing so I have to use it for social purposes

>>200036730
Lucky dog

>>200036808
It's social media for drones who aren't interesting enough to get attention on X

>>200036789
?? she wasnt jumbo huge just a bit of a belly some jelly rolls.

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spaghett

>>200036820
have you ever thought about being someones pet dog

I thank the guy in here who showed me where to get HRT for cheap. That is not "transitioning" though (NWO lie).

>>200036835
you better have garlic bread too

ok im gonna jack off again

even anime figurines are too expensive

we live in a society

>>200036820
I'm way ahead of you
I edge by tabbing out and browsing /cum/

>>200036808
i just use it as a resume archive. i update when i get a new job and write a paragraph about skills so i have it written down if i need to do a real resume.

>>200036849
ofc and meatballs

>>200036852
same to weird fetish stuff

>>200036865
zzzzzz BORING

>>200036869
ok i'm glad you have all the fixins
enjoy

>>200036835
>imverted crosses
Oh no oh no oh no OH NO

haven't really been feeling like jerking off lately

>>200036872
sounds weird

>>200036879
Pedozilian dying

>>200036880
weird fetish stuff sounds weird huh nothing gets past you

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>>200036876

>>200036873
no one seriously cares about linkedin except for jeets, sycophants, and grifters. it's just a digital rolodex for normal people.

the average male dick is 5.3 inches. a properly, bone-pressured measured, 7 inch penis, is larger than 98.91% of the world population.

there is no substantial difference in dick size in different countries and races.
most porn starts are around 6.5 inches in length. they pick shorter porn actors with little to no fatpad, and use angles and short female pornstars to make dicks appear bigger.

all the shilling you see here is loserdom fetishization and a death cult. the blackpill is FALSE.

my resume is so shit my future is HOPELESS lol

damn they took weird fetish stuff that was hot and made it not

>>200035795
>>200035795
>>200035795

>>200036912
same

blackpill is true though

>>200036903
Tired of the bpdemons...

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>>200036910
Lol this still means it's over for the 4 incher anons

bump

>>200035785
next person to make me angry is getting my anger rained upon them like the wrath of fucking god.

>>200037790
You're stinky