high risk, high reward edition>>200035795previous
second
Blue waffle edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwQd828yKkM
is the electrician meme worth it?
turd world shithole countries and making complete dogshit posts about some unhinged or boring shit and no inbetween but never getting told off by anyone because theyre not gaslight by a person whos jealous of them because they (naturally) have what they want the most and hate seeing how cool i am and effortless so and epic as well
wow that waffle house is pure sovl
>>200038548
>>200038553>tf>tp
If it weren't for waffles, I wouldn't even know about Belgium
>>200038514Mirin the Wendys in the back. I'd eat Wendy's baconator iykwim
>>200038555the power of film grain and long exposure
>>200038562Don't reply or engage with mousenonce
>ok buddy>retard
>>200038539i saw your mommas blue waffle once
>>200038561Unhinged post
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
>>200038565caesar salad and baked potato from wendys used to be my go to but the quality has gone down so much since covid
>>200038548working is not worth it but if you have to you either go all in on making money regardless if you like it or not or try to find some you moderately like and try to make some money with if you moderately like electricity and fixing things then yea
>canadian fats bum buddy pal last thread: nooo the thread is so dead wtf what could of caused this???? >this thread: let me tell you how the thread should be and how to think and what to do
What's your favorite anime?
I have never been to a waffle housedon't think I'll ever go either
I need a happy beginnin', middle and endin'Chicago, St. Louis, St. Louis to ChicagoIt's gettin' hot in here, that's all that I knowGot a hotel room, three stars for youYou call down for an omelet, girl, it's 5 in the morningYou realize we at the DoubleTree, not the AriaOnly thing open is Waffle House, girl, don't start with me
the bonus XP ran out 6 minutes ago so i have been done for a while now. signing off on another excellent post if you read it said like in how im happy right now, and how that would be said
>>200038602
>>200038602Pink Floyd The Wall (1982)
there's no way you can be a man and be a bitch ass, there's no path for you so you better not be
How is a waffle better than toast, after you factor in the additional cost and hassle?
all the food in the fridge is mid
>>200038602Akira (1988).
I'm so tires of bring fat bros, i can be having a Nice day but the i remember i'm fat and my day is instantly ruined.I'm going to start my weight loss Journey tomorrow, i'm starting at 85 kg, planning to lose 25 kg bye octubre.Any advice from anyone that's Lost Wright?
>>200038684will you start buying better stuff now?
>>200038694Stop drinking soft carbonated beverages
>>200038602maybe edgerunners but it's also the only one i've watched in the past 5 years(and it's pretty good despite all the negative nancys)more of a manga guy
>>200038674Because anything that trastes good takes effort
>>200038699i'm making a list right now for mom
>>200038705same
>>200038602Code Geass.
how they act and behave every single day is inexcusable. those things are what makes it deserving, of whatever they get. if someone says something to them and it hurts their feelings, good. their actions are what i base these things off and not the natural and instinctive response literally everybody has to them
Drinking coffee (and Sprite).
where is biden tho
24/7 gyms are not a thing here
>>200038694I did a sloppy keto and lost a fuck ton of weight when I was a teenager. Unflavored greek yogurt, almonds, greens, chicken and tuna. Drink water constantly and incelwalk
Thoughts on Harris? Why do people hate her?
>>200038703I barely drinks soda, but i'll stop drinking it altogether from now on, unnecessary calories and it doesnt Even taste that good
>>200038526congrats but you could be using ranged to make it a lot easier for yourself and if youd reply saying something about wanting to train combat whilst doing slayer then you should know about bandits/nmz whatever the fuck redditscape has going now. good game though and its good youre making progress getting levels you want - happy for you
>>200038744You don't need a gym when you climb trees for banana every day.
>>200038742Conducting his duties from his easy chair in Delaware.
>>200038741way too much sugary liquid for one person
not a thing here either, 24 Hour Fitness(tm) isn't even fucking 24 hourscovid lockdowns fucked gyms
>>200038742hyperborea
>>200038742They took him out back
>>200038755Make some sweet tea.
>>200038742right here *points at my crotch*
Epstein Island ain't what it used to be
>>200038769There's no sugar in the covfefe doe.
>>200038771they never did make shartmart open 24 hours again. america has fallen
btw fat i wasnt trying to do what you do there. if i wanted to do that i would just suck his dick straight out and by the way everyone you talk to always knows whether you manipulate the fact that most people would be too polite to pull most people up for a lot of things for there being that to push them into it for your own reasons, using the fact that they cant doubt you or ask if youre being serious. you still look like a fool though
where would we be without couche-tard
maybe im just getting another (third and second) wind and a lot of energy or something not normal, and ill go away and find a good use for it i dont know what
>>200038752Alright, i'll give it a try, wondering if its necesary to Buy my own groceries
>>200038754>Thoughts on Harris?Don't really have any. >Why do people hate her?She is an obvious phony and a histrionic wench even by politician standards
>>200038827>Don't really have any.Neither does she, to be fair.
>>200038786imaging a spry young femboy squat fucking dark brandon in the ass, hitting his prostate like it's the on button for his wrinkly old that slowly coming to life like those robots in that one ghibli movie where is the dirt and flowers shake off
but also fat i see where you would be coming from if you said a "no u" at that (and is probably why you didnt do it to that one) with all of that shit in the post right after i said the other shit, but at the same time you do look foolish and like a msasive homo in a bad way in not the good kind of way you want to look like really badly here you just look like the actual kind of fag and not the nice way, im not trying to banter or something, i mean that you look like a massive gay retard one of the downsyndrome ones or something and whos going to tell a downsyndrome to stop being a huggy faggot
>>200038785I like tea, but i prefer coffee, and i usually drinks water with my meals, i Heard it's good to add some lemon to your water it adds flavor with no extra calories
>>200038754She was pretty good at imprisoning nigs back in the day
Biden has been dead since late 2021 when he got COVID for the first time. Everything we've seen has been pre recorded prior to his death coupled with advanced AI deep learning networks. He's not real. The country is secretly being run by Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Biden's former staff, the faceless monoliths of Vanguard and BlackRock, and Hollywood (read: the same as it's always been). This has been a Q drop.
unless idubzz wasnt the one who kept talking about downsyndrome idubz is epic youre cringe by the way
>>200038853>whos going to tell a downsyndrome to stop being a huggy faggotYou, apparently
>>200038794>>200038853What
its not banter and i am trying to be a dick to you but i hope it didnt hurt your feelings for saying that
>>200038858>i Heard it's good to add some lemon to your water it adds flavor with no extra calorieschrist
don't reply to the fucking schizo god damn
>>200038602Im proooobably gonna change out pokemon for something else
>>200038882Don't reply to mousenonce
>>200038881you dont have downsyndrome. they dont have the capacity to be nasty little people like you are >>200038891kill yourself fat i cant wait until one day you go out into the real world and maybe get what you want one day for you to get what you deserve when that actually happens to you where you think it is but it isnt
It's funny to watch him go
Ratpedo still posts here? Great
https://youtu.be/zbntXv2ngO0
>>200038864seems legit
>>200038919thissuck my dick you literally follow someone around a website telling people to do what daddy tells you to tell them. nobody replies to YOU anyway
>dddddont reply to ratpedo >can i please have sex with you now please
Drank a glass of milk. Time to sleep.
>>200038923Isn't that the guy who doesnt brush his teeth and eats scabs?
>>200038941Tell /brit/ what you told us
PLEASE stop calling me a pedophile
But you yourself admitted to it
>>200038851the fuck
>>200038980Is pedosexual better or do you prefer minor attracted person?
>>200038977the only reason i tell them what i think is because you can say whatever you want to a dog and itll react how dogs do, and you can force it all out to put what is already in there more
STOPREPLYINGTO RATPEDO
>christian asmrhuh?
wish i could go back to the times when you could just hang out with people without doing any drugs, back before things got awkward
>>200039012fat
>>200039012Why? He just talks to himself otherwiseIt doesnt change anything
what the schizo fuck is going on in here?
>>200039012who is he
>>200039047take a wild guess, retard
daily reminder that mousenonce/currencyschizo does not understand how income tax works lmao
>>200039033because you have to do as the control freak narcissist says and he says that you must do this because hes jealousand this isnt armchair or pseud its him being a jealous little bitch at whoever has a name or is given one by him because he has to do so much to get a crumb and still it isnt real :((((((
taxes don't work
imagine wanting to be liked so badly that you will samefag/bot yourself and pay people in the group to like you and have a gorillion alts to try and be more liked, and it still doesnt work. and one person comes and goes and wherever that is this happens whether he gaslights or not, the outcome is just a little different. without any of that effort, time, money, LIFE - and half a decade down of his life; if hes 30 years old, he only gets 6 of me before his entire life is gone. lucky for him there is only one of me
I'd rather give all my money to Jeff Bezos than to my public library.
>>200039059I wasn't talking to you ratpedo, please do not "at" me again. Thanks
>>200039033Just don't engage with him, he wants attention, stop replying to him
imagine someone does that and then you get to know them and theyre just as flawed as you are, have a speech impediment and autism, cant hold a conversation or be a part of one, is stupid like we both said, and hes still more popular than you are>>200039108you have your answer youre welcome
i'd rather burn my money than give it away unless it's for a good cause like helping nature and animals but i recognize that it's pointless
imagine it was just like that where the person who cant talk to people is the best at it except he just jizzed all over your face and walked out of the room. you slup up my cum you gay faggot fatboy
i have no money to burn or give away
>>200038694It might be dangerous to lose weight that quickly, if you can even do it. Losing weight takes a lot of time, unfortunately.Focus more on consuming fewer calories, less on burning calories through exercise.Weigh yourself every morning. It might be motivating. Maybe because you're reminding yourself of the problem and eventually seeing your progress.Try to make dieting sustainable, something you can realistically do almost every day. That might require that you lose weight slowly. It will require that you learn to manage low energy levels, constipation, and fun stuff like that.
PS im an empath by the way PPS when you start literally crying and pissing yourself in real life
shat twice today
>>200039140The government gives me money to spend on bullshit like this:
>>200039162grim
>>200039162i would've bought a band shirt
Placer county California
>>200039176Alexisonfire is a band.
i had filled up my bank so it had to be cleaned out. there was 0 free space left out of 500 slots im going to move forward and be happier in my life from now on, and im telling you this because it doesnt matter what you say or do to me. im going to go on and and be more happier, whether you do the same or not - whether you come with me or not. i dont care
>post hardcore
a terrible one
>>200039187apologies. I only read 'anime knife fight'
Have some horrible thirst and water isn't helping.Might have to steal some of my roomie's milk. He's gross but at least he doesn't drink directly out of the jug
This is a better look at what the shirt looks like:
when i die i want my body thrown on the side of the road so i can more quickly go back to nature plus those fucking cockroaches and worms already have it good enough, give it to something that needs it more
>>200039231Hey I have a question bud.What is the western part of your country like?
>>200039231cockroach and worm chads would win anyway. There is no escape unless you go in the water
>>200039231This. Regularly seeing human skeletons on the side of the road sounds fucking badass.
>>200039263that sounds horrible
>>200039275Ever heard of Himalayan sky burial?
>>200039258>implying there are no worms in the water
>@CBSNEWS: Americans spend more on health care than any other nation. Yet almost half can't afford care.welp so much for obummercare
>>200039301i have notis it really messed up or something
my burial will not be pompous and ornate. and i'd only have my mother in attendance anyways
>>200039328You sound very open to the concept
>>200039301Is that some tower of silence zoroastrian shit
I want to do that thing where youre into a pod and somehow they make a tree grow out of the pod so youre helping nourish the tree. I would be something awesome like a blood orange tree or a pineapple, something acidic. What fruit tree would you guys like to be guys? Lol imagine you are put into the pod and then you kill the tree lol
Apparently the tranny from Mr Beast got arrested for soliciting sex from a minor.
>dude it's like i would be the tree
all homos are pedos. no surprise here
>>200039345i wasn’t trying to judge or anything it’s just “sky burial” sounds pretty graphic
>>200039370wherever i go, there is always a void. i imagine no tree would ever grow
>>200039370i would want to be a pear tree that’s probably how i would want to be buried ive looked into that before
>>200039379I know theres a youtube clickbait joke to be made here I just cant think of one...
should stop going to restaurants alone
Feed me to the pigs
Look up pictures yourself if you don't want to sleep tonight.
>>200039407lol I was going to say I want to be a pear tree but I didn't want to steal your thing
>>200039400damn, saying you sucks dicks would probably be less gay than what you just said
>>200039431This guy knows what he's talking about
>>200039417don't thats the most kinoest thing I've ever heard, I bet you don't look at your phone or listen to something on your earphones
>>200039426i don't own pears it's okay i just really like them you can also be a pear treethey also flower really pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEUHSIMuNPo
it's kind of baffling to me to make a borderlands movie that's live action 3D?and all these actors are like 60 years old
Ominous
These first days offs not being amazing and unforgettable is fucking with me mentally.
>>200039458stealing this picture
>>200039458I've been in this exact situation before.
>>200039473nooooooooo give it back or i'm gonna tell mom on u!
>>200039447I had a magazine yesterday
>democratic party is running a candidate nobody voted for>didn't hold a primary>they still call republicans fascist really makes you stink
>>200039472>fucking with me mentallyLet us handle that
the garden of /cum/
>>200039462fuck it i dont care, i hope is even at least a little bit good not that i'm gonna watch it but i would like a new borderlands like 1 or 2, you know, not shit
>>200039496it looks like hes studying something evil>>200039486get out of my room *locks door*
>>200039521>it looks like hes studying something evilNo, you're just prejudiced against goats.
>>200039533goats do get a bad rap because their association with the devil so you're right i didnt mean to be prejudiced the book hes looking at isn't even evil looking my brain just filled in the gaps
congratz on getting rid of genocide joe
>>200039557Well, goats do go to Hell.
i like goat milk
goodnight
Blazing rn
congantz
>most popular candidate in history>81 MILLION votes>drops out of the race early because of lack of support the math isn't mathing here
>>200039572sure why not>>200039575there are good and virtuous goats who don't go to hell
Easiest choice ever: fat rogan
>>200039603We call those sheep
>>200039588good night>>200039583i've tried to like goat cheese several times but i just can't get over the smell
>>200039618the top left jew, not even close
>test
in ways but physical i am usopp
Can't wait for Fall when the insects go back to hell where they belong.
>>200039618uhuheh heh heh hehe *wheeeeeze* heh heh heh heh
>>200039588gn
>>200039668seriously I've been bombarded by insects this year it's annoying as hell. moths and tiny moths and all sorts of flying bugs so annoying
Productive day?
>>200039588Good night bud
>>200039702no but i'm going to try harder tomorrow
im basedthe other one is not im epic
>>200039702Murder me
Goodnight, /cum/. Good morning, freaks.
>tfw theres a seed in your mandarin
>>200039744i can't remember the last time this happened to me
>>200039702nope, didn't even leave my house today for an incelwalk
>>200039737the freak went down to bed im here now
how can you tell if a masseuse is actually a whore in disguise, any gives or tells?
>>200039726aren't you on vacation? take it easy
>>200039702not at all lmao, all I did was make a steak and ceasar salad for dinner. which was good.but damn so lazy
>>200039773just say it was on cap if she turns out not to be
>>200039702more productive then the last, I'm excited to do it again. I will be out of this house soon at this rate
You can be anyone you want here
>>200039814you cant be an astronaut
>>200039774It's a billion degrees outside. People from all the world flocked and compressed together at the same spots. I can't forget loneliness this time. Sorry I'm whining again I'll fuck off for the rest of the week
>>200039814i look like this
>>200039828The point is that *you* can.
as a matter of fact i think you're all very ugly and am disgusted when i think of your real face, i like it when i do not have to think about that and you're only texts on my screen
>>200039814i'm a woman now
>>200039830you're fine dude just try to find a spot that's less crowded, maybe something you have an interest in that most tourist types wouldn't really go for. just try to have fun
>>200039854We're here to entertain you and help you.
>>200039855post its
does crumble undead work on barrows brothers or do i use ibans
>>200039871ermm in practical terms that's really true
>>200039855you could have been anything and you chose to be a regular womanwhat about something cool like an astronaut or a 20 foot tall crab
Anyone can make an impact with /cum/.
iban BLAST! jode biden joe biden
>>200039891Iban last I checked.t. hasn't played since 2014.
/cum/, when used in moderation, has been shown to decrease life-span and moral character.
would be cool if humans had tails so introverts could express their emotions easier
you better not think i act like that in real life
>>200039941>durr wouldn't it be cool if sitting was significantly less comfortable because I have trouble reading faces because I have autismShut up!
>>200039896uhh okay i'm a woman with like hhuuggee boobies and i can shoot lasers out of the nipples
>>200039912stop replying to him, dumbass
The ground electrode of a spark plug broke off in my engine and the conductor blasted out of the insulating ceramic
>>200039972safe to assume your future baby will be raised on formula then lol
>>200039992what do you do now
>>200039972please post it
>>200039992would that ermm destroy the engine, unless it wasnt running
this is me now btw
It's not recommended to stay up all night with /cum/, but it's completely allowed.
> Kamala Harris laughed when an attendee used the term “mentally retarded” to attack the President lel she has my vote
i'm doing 20 now just fine, maybe it's time to add 2 more kilos or maybe i'll try doing both arms at the same time next time
>>200040114ive been doing this
>>200040023Put in a new spark plug and coil lolI'm not running a catalytic converter so it blasted out the tailpipe at some point without doing too much damage.I need to do a compression test and check out the cylinder with a borescope to make sure it didn't get vacuumed into the intake manifold and damaged another cylinder/pistonCar runs fine>>200040082It probably caused some damage but nothing major. I already drove it quite a bit since
>>200040111i wish
>>200040114my sleep schedule is gone its embarrassing
>>200040135how can this even happen?
It is important to remember that behind the posts on /cum/ are only human beings, and thus they have weaknesses that can be exploited.
glad someones posting so i dont have to do it all myself anymore
>>200038514> waffle house opi appreciate you anonymous, thank you <3
I told my mother she was a failure of a person and that I hated her
>>2000401552 things i can think ofEither i didn't torque it down enough/it backed out on its own from vibrationOr faulty/chinese knockoff plug
>>200040189not you
I really am a piece of shit
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>200040239aaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>200039618i will give the controversal answer of will farrell. i'm not sure i've liked a single film that he's starred in. further, while the rest of the group are low-brow poop-tier humor, farrell's humor is the lowest and the poopiest, yes even more than sandler's.
>>200040214she's thinking the exact same about you right now.
would like to eat some melatonin gummies after staying up all night and being like this rn and then trying to sleep laying on my back with all this blue light
>>200040214story time?
>>200040259This is a bad choice.
>>200040259Will farrell is shitDane cook tier
>>200040214she better have done something serious to deserve that
im about to throw up smoe raw pizza dough but its one of those throwups where ive already won
>>200040259being more low brow than sandler is really saying something
Need this
>>200040259i like sandler more than the other 2, in fact i like him in general most of the time, i dont really know/have any memory of a farrell movie and i hate rogan, carrey is the obvious king of that picture and probably of comedy movies in general
>>200040214Next time, try telling her she's a good mom and that you love her.
I've never not had a lie paid back to me.
>>200040371it pays in your perception of yourself, unless you're certain "type" of person then your thoughts and actions don't even go that deep
>>200040417>"type" of personYou mean a type of "person"?
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sexyyy laday(ooh, aahh) i wanna noooOOOooooOouif youll be my girl oppa gangnam style
Meta-analytically, women are strongly biased in favor of female candidates for election, whereas men are slightly biased in favor of... female candidates.Overall, Kamala is probably favored due to her sex. If she needs to win over Republicans, though, maybe not, since they're much less biased.For Democrats, the average sex bias is +4.2 points for women, and for independents, it's +3.3, whereas for Republicans, it's -1.4.
canadians control hollywood therefore control america
>>200040215both seem unlikely, why wouldnt you go with a quality part, unless the factories are ALL using cheap chinese labor, and why wouldnt you know how much torque was needed no torque wrench u casual, just kidding, but wow at least you know what youre doing I hope it doesnt spiral into a huge headache you know these things are if its not one thing its another
crazy how white people are offended by everything. imagine sitting there on a sunday night defending jews on a runescape private server
>>200040524
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Poggers
It's morning in St John's, Newfoundland.
got a dentist appointment next week
Pros and cons of killing myself?
>>200040621holy shit just go to therapy or something. stfu
>>200040599hell yeah>>200040621the cons outweigh the pros
>>200040621you only live once
It's the most neutral act there is.
YOLO
JACKOFFJACKOFF RIGHT NOW
>>200040649no, it's the most passive aggressive act there is
>>200040655I'm trying to sleep, demon
what should i jerk off to
The "bitch niggas" poster posted here late at night once not long ago, saying goodbye. That was sad, he shoulda never left /cum/ rip bitch niggas
>>200040669Olivia Keane
Don't let /cum/ weigh heavy on your mind.
dont let cum niggas you down wei
>>200040679o7
my cum weights heavy on your sisters pussy
>therapy
tree bark niggas wit dey doggy doo ye yee
3why does windows11 want you to have a slideshow background desktop background??
my head hurts
>>200040540It should be fineWorst case scenario a replacement engine is probably around 1k. Not my idea of a fun time but I've replaced an engine in the past so shouldn't be too bad
imagine that
>>200040764stop using windows. it's shite
>>200040776my chest has turned black and all of the veins on my body hurt. the ones on my wrist are very blue and have sort of presented to the surface more whilst being sort of indented into my skin. running my hand over them feels as if theyre all torn and broken, dusty even. it feels like tiny granules - like... millitas !
>>200040776Did you bump it? Drink water and get in bed.
>>200040811>Did you bump it?Just did bb
>>200040811no just a headache and i feel like theres a lot of pressure in my sinuses and behind my eyesgonna take some midol and drink some water.
me: talking to myselfno one: 25 seconds: passes this nigga: bro who u talking to lolbro who YOU talking to bitch
Yikes
I wonder what they're dreaming about
>>200040919>>200040919>>200040919
i eat more chicken than any man ever seen
>>200040926yeah
>>200040219Especially me
