wheat edition>>200038514previous
>>200040919NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED TO MAKE THE THREAD AHHHHHHHHHHH
My fortune cookie said to expect good news soonGod i hope so
>>200040943if you asked i would have let you do it
Goddamn you anon I made a thread not 30 seconds after you
why dont you come over to my crib and i'l roll us some spliffs and we'll have some scotch
/cum/ in the wee hours of Monday morning... a good a time as any.
>>200040976i am sorry
>>200040919who's got the wheatfield wifejak?
>>200041007Are weed and alcohol your whole personality?
>>200041026you could say that
>>200041007i dont want to go to the favella
>>200040976for every winner there's got to be a loser and the loser here is you homie
>tfw no favela gf
This is my immigration policy:
Why does god give children dementia
ive had like half this 1L bottle of juice squash and a bunch of energy drinks - they just keep disappearing
>>200041132God is not a person like you or I, as the Abrahamists would have you believe. What I will say is that God has a sense of humor.
Wake up Joe
Imagine God as the creative force behind all things. Life violates the concept of entropy so why does it exist? Randomly? I think not. If God created everything are you not a piece of God distilled down to a single drop of consciousness?
>>200041194Can't wake up
>>200041206explain in low iq terms
Just had a lapse into schizo world. I start pacing back and forth in my room. Then I snap out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXZ29W49mM
>>200041265on the astral plane
thoughts on modest asses?
>>200041310bitches need to stop wearing these hoebag slutty ass bikinis
>>200041310is the guy on the left floating
>>200041323what if they are slutty though
>>200041341lmfao
>>200041258You and I are finger puppets, but we are also part of the whole hand, as it were.
>>200041356what happens if i smoke the evil bong
>>200041371the evil bong smokes you
>>200041289Yeah, if you run into Emmanuel let him know I'm trying to do better each and every day. Just confusing these days
>>200041371draw 2 cards
lol
>>200041386oh shit
>>200041356Haven't taken bong rips since winter of 2019. Those were my peak stoner days, drawing unemployment and smoking weed all day every goddamn day. Fast food and porn and prostitutes and stoner films :)
https://youtu.be/4V_bjQz8BVg
Choose your character.
>>200041433it’s been about that long for me too they get nasty quickly and are a pain to clean and maintain
his shoulders dont match up with his hips
i remember once at at some teenage house party i and the cops came and i was drunk and being mouthy and got put into the backseat and i was wimpering and sniveling and the cop said what do you think i should do and i said "idk maannn do what you gotta, i know you guys got quotas and shittt" kek then i got let go. went home.
>>200041503they almost always release everyone from house parties. normally it's just enough to break up the noise
>>200041503I started tearing up like a bitch once when the cops pulled me over for peeling out next to car they had stopped. Funny stuff.
>>200041548ahahahaha
> nex (superior) ok so Hitler except not evil
peeling out to me means jerking off, that's what makes the most sense
>>200041599macaco
ironmen going on a private server MMORPG to play alone to join a clan chat for asking and answering questions to talk (mostly to ironmen)
love it when i get a semi lob on for no reason and start flopping it around and rest it on my thumb across from my hand. makes me feel like a big man. makes me feel powerful
>>200041599We don't have much of a foreskin to peel back.
love going into runescape clan chats when admins are asleep and talking while no one can ban me
hate the wildy
>>200041718that's kind of crazy when you think about it
>>200041803Can you miss what you've never known?
>>200040371>I've never not had a lie paid back to me.Is this what they call karma in the East?
i miss reggie
>>200041803my moms welfare queen insurance circumcised me. the state of oregon literally paid for it. now thats some crazy shit
I detect antisemitic remarks. Cool it please.
https://youtu.be/UHL9FeoytAk
Kek, I just disabled my filters and this retard comes back. Serves me right.
disabled his filters to see my posts
>>200041963Astral faeries told me to cutie :)
>>200042009aaaa!! >.<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDFuVaG4BNk
Listening to Buddhist mantra, I guess it's called "the three refuges." Anyway it tickles the part of my brain that LSD tickled, which is strange.
>>200042190lsd flashbacks can be brought on by visual and auditory stimulus. it's fun when it happens
>>200042242So why do some people who drop acid become hippie dippy types who do yoga and sheeeit?
What is you go to site to check up prices for property in US?I am curious about how much would a patch of land cost somewhere in California within 1 hour or so commute to the nearest city center.
>>200042296because they want to, it makes them happy so whatever
>>200042400Yeah, but why does that drug result in that particular outcome more often than, say, cocaine users?
>>200042317If you want to see undeveloped land, you can check out landwatch. com
>>200042443psychedelics are deeply introspective drugs, they erase a lot of the barriers of ego and pride and kind of show your psyche, as it is without any of your preconceived notions.cocaine is more of a social, outwardly expressive drug
>>200042504forgot to mention activities like yoga and meditation lend themselves to introspective people so that's where the connection to those activities is made. there's also a culture around psychedelics, and it's nice to fit in and make friends.
>>200041194WAKE UP
they did my nigga dirty
>>200042504dumb ass hippie shit you just pouted
Drinking milk.
>>200042487Thanks!Could you also add, if you know, on average, what is to be considered a good price for land per acre?
>>200042629i never claimed to be smart so that's fine>>200042661out of a bag i presume
>>200042712No here in BC we use recyclable plastic jugs.
How bright would a lightbulb need to be to be visible through an albino persons torso?
>>200042675I really couldn't say. Saw some land for sale for $7500 per acre, but I'm in rural Nevada. It might be double in California, depending on the location.
>>200042845it would take less energy to blast a hole through the abdomen with a laser than it would it would take to get visible light through it so probably enough to kill everyone in the room
>>200042980someone made that up, someone posted that on r9k, someone screenshotted it and posted it on reddit, someone found it on reddit and posted it here again
>>200043069based truth knower
I should be dead
I want RFK to be president.
>>200043310if you should be you would be
>>200043360Deep state won't allow it or something
good night
>>200043434Soon I guess
is pokemon childish?
>>200043528Yes
Should I pull an all dayer and go to the bodega to sustain myself with nutrients and fix my sleep schedule or fall asleep now (it's 6am)please help me to decide /cum/
>>200043552is something that's mostly enjoyed by adults childish?
>>200043587i dont fucking know bro, how much is not sleeping at 6am worth to you
>>200043587I'm in a similar situation except it's 3:00am.I always fall asleep when I try to stay awake like that.Just get some food anyway and ideally milk. Then go to sleep with a full belly around 7 or 8 am
>>200043594>is something that's mostly enjoyed by adults childish?Yes. They're mentally children.
are cartoons childish
>>200043761Yes, especially anime. Think about meeting a new person. If you find out he watches anime, there's a part in the back of your mind that knows he's kind of a childish faggot.
>>200043795what if i loathe anime but like western cartoons, does that make me more or less of a faggot loser manchild
>>200043795anime website
>>200043832I don't know, man. I'm just a fat faggot. Do what you like.
What do you got to offer that other men don't
>anime website *transgender wojak hanging from a noose*
>>200043883Nothing
just gooned
Not nothing, in fact I got significantly less than avarage
>>200043885Go back tourist
>>200043587I cant sleep either
KWAB
Donald Dump! haha
why does youtube keep trying to show me that ad with the hot transgender man telling me where i can get prep
>Go back tourist*ms paint cartoon drawing of a stubbled, ponytailed green-haired man gaping his mouth in frustration*
>brings up trans people out of nowhere rent free
>hot transgender man telling me where i can get prep:\
>>200043587Sleep is important, but I must ask a critical questionDoes your local bodega have a cat?
I thank almighty God I don't live in a place with "bodegas."
>>200044191liking cats immediately reveals me to that you lack any sense of personality
/cum/ is filled with bitter faggots on Monday mornings huh
Used to watch videos of Chinese people torturing cats and mice to death on /gif/. I guess mods cracked down on that because it's unlawful or whatever.
>>200044229it's more of a catch-all term for a small grocery store nowadays althoughbeit
>liking cats immediately reveals me to that you lack any sense of personality
>>200044232I didn't express any opinions about cats. I just wanted to know if his local bodega has a cat. Bodega cats even have their own Wikipedia article:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodega_cat
>>200044289>catch-all termMaybe in your shithole it is.
>>200044286>/cum/ is filled with bitter faggots on Monday mornings huhFirst day on 4chan?
>>200044286All of our beautiful wholesome posters have gone to bed, likely dreaming of candycanes and gumdrops. Some unsavory characters at this hour.
>>catch-all term>Maybe in your shithole it is.
>>200044386I wish
>quoting a quote>with an unfunny meme no less
>>200044427>unfunny memeHit a nerve, didn't I?
>>200044427Who are you quoting?
>Hit a nerve, didn't I?
>newfags trying not to think about trannies challenge: impossible
>>200044485want to know how I can tell you're a newfag?
>>Hit a nerve, didn't I?
>>200044515I'm sure you'll come up with some nonsensical reasoning tourist
image didn't attach
>filenameuhhh yikes!
>>200044579he doesn't use the extension to automatically steal everyone elses filenamesngmi
Don't reply to me ever again faggot
>>200044636hi
>>200044559
>>200044636sowwy :(
The three refuges of Buddhism are the Buddha, the Dharma, and the Sangha.>Buddam Saranam Gachami>Dhammam Saranam Gachami>Sangham Saranam Gachami
>>200044718What state do you live in? Am curious
>>200044734state of confusion
>>200044776kill yourself unfunny faggot
>kill yourself unfunny faggot:^)
>>200044776live yourself funny faggot
>>200044891haha faggotgayhahahhaha
>>200044891haha breederstraighthahahhaha
Lobster bisque in a 6 oz bread bowl - $42
>dude, DUDE! what if i replaced all the words posted in the previous sentence with ANTONYMS...and then REPOSTED IT! wouldn't that be so CREATIVE and FUNNY and THOUGHT-PROVOKING?
struck a nerve huh
>ANTONYMSMr. Intellectual ova' 'ere
ayo this nigga learned his synonyms and antonyms n shieeet
>sis, SIS! what if i replaced all the words posted in the previous sentence with SYNONYMS...and then REPOSTED IT! wouldn't that be so UNCREATIVE and UNFUNNY and UNINTERESTING?
Tried some of this gatorlyte electrolyte beverage and it just tastes like Gatorade but much thicker. Kind of gross to be desu with you. Been diluting with water.
>>200044776Good post
ayo this nigga…
woke up at 6 am because the next apartment's smoke alarm went off and it's still going. incredible
>>200045290Used to wake up to a baby crying through the wall from the best door apartment. Now that I live in a house, I wake up to suburbanite faggots revving their muscle cars.
>>200045353next*
Guys they let me go home!
Fell asleep on the couch yesterday. Might have tired myself out walking doggo at the park in the heat.
I'm preggo
>>200040919maga or somethinghappy forf of july or whateverim brown
>>200045487>doggoYou need to go back.
>>200045547Dogberg*Better?
liking dogs immediately reveals me to that you lack any sense of personality
>>200045617haha typo
I've got morning wood rn
>>200045617If liking dogs means there is no personality then i will gladly accept it.Dogs are so worth it.
>>200045617Dogs are man's best friend
complaining about animals immediately reveals me to that you lack any sense of personality
Everything is gay and retarded. Only I am an authentic, original anon.
Everything is gay and retarded. Only I am an authentic, original anon. I've got morning wood rn.
>>200045744You're not even a top 5 character
hating dogs or cats is a sign of subhuman tier iq
celebrating about humans slowly conceals me to that you contain any hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The turbulence of the thread can be attributed to the confluence of anons that are up much too late, and the anons waking up early for work on a monday morning. Fascinating stuff.
Speaking of dogs, she now wants her morning walk
The turbulence of my cock can be attributed to my morning wood rn
Don't act like some folks make their pets their whole personality
My dick and sex is my whole personality
>>200045819as i said
me rn with diarrhea. gm.
Not liking dogs reveals to me something about your skin and genetics.
said what?
If I had a dog it would have been husky or malamute.
Reddit: the thread>I'm a good person because muh doggoKill yourselves
>>200046054Truth nuke
4chan: the thread>I'm a bad person because muh catLive yourselves
scratched my ballsodds i sniff my fingersevens i sniff my fingersdubs i wash my hands
Your life: the thread odds i sniff my fingersevens i sniff my fingersdubs i wash my hands
ebaumsworld: the thread >I'm a neutral person because muh fishLimbo yourselves
>>200046149reroll>>200046119
>>200046054>>200046074Your thoughts on Labradors?
odds i insert my finger into my mouthevens i insert my finger into my nosedubs i insert my finger into my anus
>>200046189That dog poops Out of its butthole Think about that
https://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaechttps://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaechttps://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaechttps://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaechttps://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaechttps://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaec
americans will sit for 5 hours and watch some dudes turn left for 600 times and call it a sport
>>200046189Have owned a few labs and have taken them hiking and swimming. They chew and dig. Dogs are not my whole personality though, so I'm not going to post pictures of them and do the circlejerky thing you fags are.
Disliking doggies and American flags don't go together.
Reddit: the thread
someone posting porn on the /cum/ discord
>/cum/ discordtrannies won
Imagine having a trooncordCringe af as fuck
no mans skymore like noguy buy
>>200046253So do you>>200046498Dogs aren't my personality either>I'm not going to post pictures of them and do the circlejerky thing you fags are.Funny how you saw a picture of a dog and, for some odd reason, your mind starts thinking about homosexuality
How often do you jack off
yes
just called someone the n word in a video game. im shaking rn
real wagie hours
>>200047635What would your employer think of this
Eating 3 hard boiled eggs and a bowl of chicken noodle soup
>>200048065im a neet
Good morning America Saaars. Pardon my ESLism, but why is number $ instead of $ number wrong?
>>200048260Both are wrong because $ is not a number its a symbol denoting currencyIf you were to ask the same with the number 5, the answer is because it is. Deal with it.
>>200047241
>>200043761No. There are some childish cartoons, and there are some adult ones, and some are for all ages.
Fuck this coof I can’t even go outside to take pics
>>200048505relatable
dingdingdingdingdingdingmarkets open
>>200049811It opened 21 minutes ago
Anyone been to China?
/cum/ has been really fast at night recently
>>200049954I have
>>200049954Multiple times, but only to Shanghai and Shenzhen
Would you rather have a car that needs to refuel or a car that doesn't need to refuel?
was gonna walk to the dispensary but it's raininginstead I will gamblegod I love vices
>good as hellHell isn't good at all.
>>200048090I see>>200050064What's it like?>>200050144Obviously the latter would be better, but it isn't possible
>>200050903>What's it like?It’s like China. There is really no comparison. In the cities you have insane population density. But unlike major Japanese cities, there is no “social contract” to do things in an orderly manner. So it’s like dealing with a million people at any given time who all have “me first” mentality.
>>>/tv/201583709
>>200051359>>>/tv/201584823only 1 (one) anon understood
>>200051247>it’s like dealing with a million people at any given time who all have “me first” mentalitySounds like America
im still not doing a great job of getting over her but i know its not good to dwell, the only thing i can do is fix the things that made her stop loving me and either hope she misses me and comes back or move on and never love like that againlove you /cum/bros>>200040952hyper fucking BɅSED naraku poster holy fuck
>>200052148highly underaged post
>>200052271i am 27
>>200052210i'm not that fat
nothing hits quite like that first shit of the morning.
