Sheffield edition
Still driving up to North Wales
NEED lunch restaurants to open so i can get my uber eats in
it's a bloody disgrace that Labour haven't put provisions in place for trans individuals trying to get onto the housing ladderthese people are persecuted enough as it is and now MtF trandgenders like Emma here cannot even get a place to stay it's shocking so it is
refuse to wash my hands cos they smelly of girl sweat
Are scousers as bad as they say?
>>200041989same but the bfs arsehole
>A police sergeant given a role to champion ethics wolf-whistled at women while on duty, a panel concluded.>The panel found Mr James Endean, who was previously based in Reading, Berkshire, repeatedly bullied colleagues and made comments about his penis and sexual abilities.>Mr Endean was made an ethics champion in January 2022, received further training, and last year was appointed a White Ribbon, external champion, to act as an “ambassador” for women and girls.>The panel was told by his colleagues that he would “rate” women’s attractiveness while on patrols and told them that some were “asking for it”.>Colleagues reported how he had told them women would enjoy sex with him and that his fingers “should be on Britain’s Got Talent”.>It said this conduct continued even after a reflective practice meeting, and that it was “intentional, deliberate and targeted”.
>>200041952kek my only thought about that article this morning was that's 100% a troon
>>200042012worse
>>200041989same but my own poo
>>200042051For me it's obsessing over the subject of an article's ethnic mix
Ate a pizza, had some chocolate, sitting in bed idly holding my ballsack
>>200041952This trans woman makes 50k per annum meanwhile you’re some unemployed runt shitpostinng in your mothers spare bedroom lol
>>200042051Cynically I often think the main point of these articles is to put out a puff piece about nothing but across the course of the article they will feature a trans mong and make a point of not mentioning the person is obviously trans, thus normalising it. Having skimmed the article just now, it says he lives in West Mids with an average house price of £215,000 and his salary is £50,000. So if he gets a bog standard mortgage at 4.5x his salary he could afford an average house in the place he lives. Article about nothing.
new word just learnt: dotard
>>200042128keeping it womfy
get the trannies housed
>>200042173Nice word, shall be adding it to my repertoire. Usually go with "coffindodger" these days, for humorous effect.
its so cold
>>200041893trevi fountain eat your heart out
>>200041952>1 in 8 renters can afford to buy where they liveLol obviously, because renting is cheaper. I rent in central London - would need to be a literally millionaire to own this flat.
>>200042212Yeah mate must be something like 11°Cbrrrr
aussie niggas be like brrrr its only 35 didgeri degrees. better put on a coat
>>200042224>Renting is cheaperWish I lived in a less retarded part of the world where that were actually true
haven't seen a single moth this year
spatics be like>if i put down a 50% deposit and get a 10 year mortgage on 2% interest then my monthly outgoing will be less than rentyeah no fucking shit you've fronted £200,000.
Oh well...Might finally see governments appealing to the next generation instead of constantly bending over backwards for a bunch of old cunts who contribute nothing to the country and clog up the entire nation's infrastructure
>>200042229its 17 in my living room right now. yeah late at night it gets really fucked hovering around 14. ive been sleeping in my Oodie
>frontedFOY
whistled from my car at a topless man jogging near the salk institute once and he smiled :)
>>200042260Yeah well it makes sense. I could buy but it would be in a London suburb.
>>200042341mousenonce want to take you to a queer techno club and we can both be naked dancing around like degenerates haha
>>200042341
>>200042325Man with a Essex accent driving an ice cream van through your living room
>Oh look at me, I'm doing a silly walk10/10 best comedy to ever come out of England
Will Smish
>>200042341I'm so rumbly in my tumblyand I do care 'cause I'm pooh bear
>>200042388average /brit/ timmy off to work to give half of his salary to unemployed young african men
>>200042455i have a box of these you can have for your wacky experiments
Fuck off mousenonce you vile wol
fake mousenonce it would never write "spaintard"
time for something sweet
katy stumbling back home after the cronem last night
are we not going to talk about how all these years diego is a massive fraud who goes out all the time on friday and pulls girls? he was literally bragging at 3am this morning about kissing multiple girls in the club
>>200042494Bit odd that he showed up the same time as >>200042498 as well.
this is my life today
you ever open up all your windows to 'air out' your house, in hopes of getting rid of the smelly neet smell that's certainly there but you can't actually smell because you exist within in 24/7?
>>200042569Buy a Glade plug in or an air wick.
Currently dying from manflu so sat in bed with my laptop and a hot drink watching streams on twitch. Max comfy
>>200042569Sometimes I light a candle but only if I am anticipating guests, which is rare.have the windows open most days for fresh air anyway
sheffield mentioned
>>200042569i have a bunch of scented candles at home..im not gay
>watching streams on twitch
>>200042173I'm sorry to say that dotard will always be associated with, for those in the early internet age, the ones who fancy ASSFAGGOTS and MOBA thoughwhilsttbeit
>>200042623PogChamp!
drop table rorke if exists
> the novel, Quasimodo symbolically shows Esmeralda the difference between himself and the handsome yet self-centered Captain Phoebus, with whom the girl has become infatuated. He places two vases in her room: one is a beautiful crystal vase, yet broken and filled with dry, withered flowers; the other a humble pot, yet filled with beautiful, fragrant flowers. Esmeralda takes the withered flowers from the crystal vase and presses them passionately on her heart.women have always been the same.
>>200042672not everyone is a terminally online virgin freak
>>200042651*picks up candle and eyes the label*Yankee Candle - Essence of Pooey Man Bum
Anything you can think of doing is already being vlogged by gay retards on tiktok or instagram. The curtain has been pulled back on literally everything.
>>200042569Got a bottle of after shave which I use solely to mask bad smellsI never realised how stinky wanking is until my 20s. Even if you clear it all up it can make your underwear reek
might learn to tinkle the ivories
>>200042729parents quite literally paying her to nonce their sons
burnt toast is a good one for hiding smells of all kindseasier if you have your own place though, less easy to explain why your cummy bedroom at your mum's house smells of burnt toast
>>200042623Which streamers do you like? I don't go on twitch but I watch vods of twitch streams. I like Limmy, although he's been a bit crap for a while. I also used to like ItsJabo but haven't watched him for ages.
>>200042696be as it may such is the case for me
*posts about politics*
i dont like staying at my gfs place because i dislike the idea of her hearing me take my morning shit, and i never eat enough while im there.
>>200042793*escorts you out of the thread*
>>200042798shit in the shower
>>200042569I always have my window crackedKeeps the air fresh and reduces the chance of mould significantly
>>200041952I had a look at that article, she claims to spend 2/3 or her salary on rent and bills. I'm not sure where in Birmingham she lives but she needs to fucking move if she's spending that much, talk about living beyond your means.
>>200042798I live with my gf and I cant take a shit in peace without her making a comment
>>200042818i hate bugs and shit
>>200042569The smell is you, have a shower.
>>200042836grow up
>>200041952Is this a joke? I earn 65k + my partner earns 60k and we can't buy a house either
>>200042798Do you shout>AAAAHHHH I'M POOOOIINGas you're doing it?
>>200042683diegos origin story
>>20004285965k is about £3,500 a month after tax and other shit. You should be able to save a grand a month easily after everything else and have enough for a deposit within two years.>inb4 'I live in London'
thinking of starting a /brit/ truth social account to catalogue some of the finer posts for a wider audience, in the same vein as my former /brit/ parler accountanyone here have their own account/could give it a follow if i go ahead with it?
>>200042901they probably rent a house (much bigger than they need), go on holidays a lot, car on finance. shit like that. all retarded expenditures if home ownership is a goal
>>200042913hey mate just a heads up but maybe try not to be so insufferably boring next time x
>>200042928I find it bizarre how awful people are at managing their money
>>200042872no, but she's only got an ensuite bathroom. so she can definately hear my sloppy shits splash in the water. sometimes ill try to wait till we go make breakfast. 'be right back', ill say, but again, she's got to know im going to take a shit. all feels very unromantic.
>>200043052>she's only got an ensuite bathroomWhat sort of weird flat does she live in that only has a en-suite, is she a student in halls?
>my partneru gay
>>200043002yeah let's blame my own failures to study, get a good career, save and invest on poor immigrants just trying to make their own life better! that'll really show em who's boss!
>>200042798is she listening outside the door for your poo splash or something? baffling post
Mental how much people spend on travelling abroad. Would I like to go to an exotic country? Of course. Would I like to spend thousands to do it? No. It doesn't seem worth spending 3 grand on going away for a few weeks.
>>200042798love the first time i have a poo at a new shag's place. it's like I'm marking my territory especially when I know some beta freaks get anxious about pooing at a girl's house and can't perform when they get to the bowl
hello you absolute legends
>>200043083>is she a student in halls?yeah
>>200043141I’m a 25 year old virgin
>>200043129what else are you gona spend it on thoholidays arent that goodbut it's i dont care about carsi care a bit about clothes but you can get good stuff for cheap and unless i'm a trillionaire i'm not gona spend 500 quid on a shirtsaving let's say 1 grand a year to go on holiday every 3 years is negligible compared to saving for a house like irrelevent in terms of the costlike unless u have dependents what is there to even spend the money on
>>200043129Don't ever look up ticket prices for a famous singer's concert, your brain will explode
>>200042642I also keep my windows open all of the time (as much as possible) because I love fresh air and sunlightmaybe we will get married
>>200043172im a 35 year old virgin
>>200043144
>>200043094He's not blaming immigrants is he
>>200043129you must understand that wagies only get a period of around 2-3 weeks per year in which to live their lives as the rest of the time they are wagingthey can’t afford to spend their time off spent day on their arse at home because it’s their only freedom that entire year; they have to make the most of it
>>200043218:/
>>200043129Is a bit mental when you think about the fact that people spending thousands to go on exotic holidays, mainly to shag if they don't have kids let's be honest, is equivalent to someone spending money on a prozzie.
>>200043218truly?
>>200043187disingenuous i got tickets for 100 quid eachyou're looking at resale from scalpers90%+ of people going have spent under 150 quid a ticket
>>200043182Hobbies and interests that bring me fulfilment. That could be a musical instrument, a new PC, something for the garden, a rowing boat, whatever. All these things improve your life and bring more happiness long term than a brief holiday. I'm not saying never go on holiday or that they're shit, just that a lot of people spend thousands to go abroad and to me it seems like a waste.
>>200043251yes
i like travelling, but on a budget. i hate eating out every day, doing paid touristy things, etc.get me a cheap ryanair flight, a cheap hotel (or ideally an airbnb-thing shared with multiple people to get the cost-per-person as low as possible), then eat out only like once a day, spending the day just wandering about.
>>200043187I went to Silverstone GP qualifying once with a mate as he got free tickets from his work, it was fucking boring honestly and the cars sound shit irl. Turns out those tickets go for hundreds.
>>200043264already own musical instrumentand have a pcand have furniturewhat else am i meant to buy? even as it is i dont spend time doing half these things i buyat least on a holiday i actually have to "use it">>200043284grim afalways get fat af on holiday even with mass walking cos i gota try everything lol
>>200043229Billy pls go
my mates gf is aeroplane cabin crew so whenever they travel they only pay tax on the plane tickets. so a flight to say japan is the same as somewhere in europe
never go on holiday cos i've got no mates no gf and doing things alone is shit
https://vocaroo.com/kyMcU0X0YV4
>>200043358solo travel is great.
>>200043358LOL this is me
>>200043313>even as it is i dont spend time doing half these things i buy>at least on a holiday i actually have to "use it"
>>200043375its actually fucking shit but its better than not seeing new places
we need to address the elephant in the room
>>200042901one guy at the bank said it was because we are contractors but it's fucking dumb in that case because we have 70k in savings and can easily find jobs in this market>>200042928>>200042986we rent a flat and neither of us have a car lmao. also holidays are like 1-2k even if we went 3 times a year it wouldn't do shit to our capacity to repay a mortgage.
>>200043378as i said when you have no dependents and decent salaryand again a grand a year set aside isn't gona get me a house in london so what else is there to spend money on? my biggest expense is fucking drinks at the pub ffs
>>200043358ktim
Who let this elephant in here?
Holidays are infinitely more worth it if you're a woman or a very good looking bloke because of the exotic shags. You incels wouldn't understand.
Corrrr what a lengers
>>200043317you broke yet, karl? wife on ya back about money? kek
>>200043406I'm criticising how boring you sound. You don't have any hobbies or interests.
>Huddersfield man exposed by pedophile vigilante group - they were wrong but he died after taking overdose
>>200043421i've been on like 30 holidays (half of them southen spain) have only kissed a girl ONCE on holiday let alone a shag lolstate of me
eating something absolutely delectable right now. either a grape or port wine jelly cup with diced up pears inside. lush lads, get on em.
>>200043425arse too big
>>200043441seems like he still had something to hide judging by that reaction
>>200043441
Noel the poet, liam the town crier etc. etc.
>>200043435project on(also irony of writing this when you're complaining about experiencing a different culture and food as not worth it)
>>200043449hate fruit in desserts me. horrible texture
mostly peaceful drug overdoses
>>200043481Again I'm not criticising going abroad, I'm just saying spending thousands on it is a waste. My ex spent over 3 grand to go to Vietnam on some guided tour thing.
so true haha
proto-gf hasn't seen Alien (1979). going to download the blu-ray for our pizza and film (and shagging) night at the weekend.
>>200043501dont mind em me
>>200043531straight women get more pussy than me
>>200043536Stupid doing this, just sitting there waiting for a film to end so you can shag. Shag first then watch it.
>>200043531Where's the illiterate Congoidal criminal in the bottom section
https://youtu.be/E_o37IjK78w?si=6xN9mXW-KNYQNRw3
>>200043566ok thanks virgin
>>200043358Go to SEA lmao>>200043375It's great when you aren't lonely - if you are it can aggravate it.
>>200043392>don't get slowed down by others faffing about>can go anywhere you want on a whim without needing to convince or pander to other people>not interested in visiting somewhere? Just don't go>can spend as long as you want in one place>don't get hounded by hustlers/salesmen etc because you aren't a big group>can always find a table in a bar or restaurant, or a seat on a bus, or a place in a tourremind me why solo travel is shit? Because you feel lonely? Lol, lmao even
>>200043574
>>200043609
>>200043358ktim but i might have to bite the bullet and go see rome alone before i 'cide
afs urp dee isc ohk
>>200043429you're going down Bitchell, your case is about as weak as your skill at donkey kong
>>200043597this is all cope. shared experiences with friends or family is better than being a sad solo gimp.
>>200043452Gay boy
>>200043597>>200043630Yeah this, honestly it doesn't sound worth doing alone. Imagine sat in Rome eating a pizza on your own, surrounded by couples chatting and laughing and you're there staring at your phone, posting bradleys on /brit/
>>200043630all of the worst travel experiences I've had were while travelling with groups
>>200043677you're just an incel weirdo then
>>200043670if your idea of solo travel involves just browsing /brit/ in a foreign country that's on you
>>200043529are you just really poor or something?can you not understand already owning a guitara gaming pchaving enough money to buy any book you want when you want it or a film or whateveri dont care about cars or flashy things i have nothing to spend "low level" amount ofs money on like a few grand but holidays me buying a 500k flat in london is not influenced by me spending 3 grand on holidays every few years
>>200043670>Imagine sat in Rome eating a pizza on your own, surrounded by couples chatting and laughing and you're there staring at your phone, posting bradleys on /brit/
>>200043630this.it's actually mental how much more fun even awful things are with friends was in rome earlier this year waited 2 and a half hours in the rain to get into the vatican (totally not worth it but that's another issue) but it was hilarious with my mates the sheer absurdity of itif i was alone i'd have gone home after and cut myself
>>200043707It's personal preference, I would see it as a waste. Especially since time off work goes so fucking quickly and before you know it you're back to normal minus 3 grand a plus a tan.
imagine being so fucking insecure and weak minded that you feel "lonely" whilst being by yourselfdo the thoughts in your own head scare you that much?the loneliest I've ever felt is being with a large group of "people"
>>200043753>time goes quickly off work so just never take time off workstate of you honestly you have severe brainrot
Having friends is for brown people the white man enjoys being alone more than being with others - Rourke probably
>do the thoughts in your own head scare you that much?
Just ate half a large Dominos pizza for breakfast ladsReally need to get this sorted I am just one fat bastard these days
>>200043771Nah I just spread it around rather than do it in big lumps.
where do you eat when you solo travel? in restaurants? not sure i could handle the embarrassment
>>200043677Yeah but solo travel is most fun when you aren't lonely.
fell asleep in me chair wanking last night, suppose ill do the same tonight.
>>200043825desu even when i go on holiday with mates usually end up eating alone at some pointit's not so bad on holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAk448volww>there are now hordes of people in the comments saying humphrey makes a good point, and now agree with himWhen did English people become this stupid?
>>200043825sit around cafes raising your glass to people
>>200043845least derranged atheist
People are still donating to Jay Slater's family Someone gave £1,500 2 days ago and then an additional £450 Amazing little scam this is, get rid of your cunt son and also make enough to fund holidays for the next decade
hate many of you so bad
I've never understood holidays either6000 pound lost and all you have is a weak tan and two weeks of being a lump
>>200043670>chatting is good somehow
refuse to see the world me
>>200043861indescribably based
>>200043904how on earth are you spending 6k if all you're gona do is lie on a beachutterly bizarre
>>200043884>make enough to fund holidays for the next decadeAnd would those be solo or no?
>>200043904same. most of the things you see on holiday you can see better pictures and videos of on the internet innit
>>2000439486k for a groupYou cu
>>200043948these people spend their entire lives in their smelly childhood bedroom and have no experience with how the outside world works
Why go on holidays? Ten grand and you get what, a day on a beach in brighton and a 99.
>>200043945ymnpto
>>200043945>>200044007no owls
>>200043977>You cu
>>200043984kinda get that feeling>i went on one inclusive holiday with my parents when i was 15 why does anyone even go on holiday reeeeeee>>200043977oh you mean 600 quid per person all inclusive for a week yeah bro so "expensive"retard>>200043996HOWLING
a good holiday is where you are looking for creatures and plants
Pointless spending 20 grand when you can just go to Skegness for a day out and get the same experience.
>>200043996why have sex when you could lie in bed and wank
I Spent £6K On A Holiday And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
spent £15,000 on a coach to dundee and it wasn't even sunnyholidays are a fucking con
reckon japan would be good to visit alone cos they've got those incel cafes where you can just sit in a booth on your own, but what is there to actually do in tokyo? nothing
holidays are mainly for meeting new people. you live in your little rut, never meeting new people, doing the same thing, etc, so fools pay thousands to go somewhere completely different, with an entirely different set of people. utterly bizarre. might need to come up with a related business idea.
>holidaysMoney wastedThat could have been invested in businessThen that 1000 would be 10,000 then the 10,000 would be 100,000 the that could be a house
>>200044060
>>200044068most imaginative brit poster>>200044070>holidays are mainly for meeting new peopleutterly bizarre comment
your dad plays with a lightsaber app on his phone when no one's watching
Spainnonce has awoken
>>200044093mousenonce honey this is your mum can you stop boiling piss in your caravan and come inside for some lunch
>>200044070maybe for antipodeans where you live in an area of the world with boring cultureless nations (just nice landscapes) we live in europe with dozens of top cities. holidays here are definitely not for just meeting new people
>>200044093mousey it's oxygen that oxidises that's why it's called oxidation
>>200044068Go to the pokemon centre go to the maid cafes fuck a prossie go and see the gundam statue go to the suicide forest on the train and look for dead bodies go see the cherry blossom and the palace/castles look at mt fuji. If you actually couldn't think of anything to do yourself you are cripplingly addicted to the internet.
>>200044088isnt bizarre at all. what, you want to go to japan to eat sushi? can get fish and rice anywhere in the world. maybe you want to pay out the nose for the "authentic experience", but in reality, youre just paying to meet a bloody japanese sushi chef.>>200044122oh yeah? you go to france to get a croissant do you? bloody fool you are mate. going to germany for oktoberfest like you don't got beer or something huh?
any other lads go on caravan holidays growing up?
>>200044129
too far gone into my seclusion now to re-enter normoid society. can't even remember what a conversation is like in real life
who the fuck is spending £6000 on a holidayjust get a £20 flight to benidorm and stay in a £20 a night run down hotel
>>200044116kek
Ryanair flight to Sydney booked, only 7 stop overs
>>200044160we've rented a campervan to drive around nz
>>200044146look at pokemon, look at women, fuck women, look at toys, look for dead people, catch a train, look at trees, look at castles, look at a mountain. can do all of this except look for dead people jut about anywhere mate
>>200044174It's like /brit/
Do they still make those apps where you hold your phone up to your mouth and it looks like you're drinking a beer
>>200044174Genuinely I am too far gone to have conversations, even with family members.When people talk to me I can hear them and understand them but there are no neurons firing in my brain generating a response or even a desire to respond. It's like the reflex just isn't there. I can't even convincingly pretend to care anymore; people can sense that there's nothing below the surface of my lukewarm, empty acknowledgements that I dribble out in my best attempt at being polite.Too many years have been spent communicating only through this anonymous imageboard. I honestly believe this specific form of communicating has conditioned my brain this way (along with general social isolation). Consider that on anonymous imageboards there is ZERO pressure to come up with a post, a response or even a thought. You can be silent for 12 hours then send 1 post out into the ether and your post will be treated the same as any other.This is the most consequence-free method of communication ever devised. The anonymity reduces it to a level below that of even 'normal' online chatrooms where people have usernames. There if you have N number of people in a chatroom all in a conversation and you pipe up out of the blue then it's weird and you're not quite fitting in; you're that weird guy sitting in the corner for 12 hours saying nothing. Not so with a thread full of Anonymous posters where you can step in and step out at will, no consequence, everyone treated equally.And while it is good for free expression, it has over the course of over a decade destroyed my ability to communicate in real life. In any circumstance where I am supposed to be communicating with someone non anonymously I just sit there silent like an obelisk; no thoughts, no caring about what the other person is saying and not saying anything myself. There is no way back from this as I have been like this my entire adult life now. I can never be normal as there is no foundation to build upon, no personality.
It’s all so tiresome
>>200044160yeah we had a caravan on a site in a nice place growing up. was lovely looking back but I was a runt and just played total war on my laptop indoors and didn't appreciate it
>>200044206That was hilarious, those were the days.
>>200044157i wouldn't go to japan for the food so i cant comment on that but even just going to spain vs uk fruits and vegetables taste different their oranges are way better for example and (before the pound collapsed) most countries were a lot cheaper than home couldnt give a shit about meeting a chef can go to local x restaurant and ask to talk to the chef
Trans pussy is pussy
>>200044200How do you greentext irl?
>>200044157>you go to france to get a croissant do you? i could fly to paris tomorrow for £35 and get that croissant, yes. what can you do? fly to bali for 5k and get food poisoning or blown up by terrorists? nice one dickhead
do you really need to 'do things' on holiday? i like just exisiting in a place somewhere new, somewhere that isn't home/familiar. like if i went to tokyo, i would prob spend my time just walking about, looking at things.
>holidays are for meeting new peopleretarded take. I could walk into the offie round the corner and meet new people right now
>>200044240that is doing somethinglolno point going on holiday to sit on your room on brit is therespazmo>>200044251yup that guy is proper autistic
>>200044233air quotes
>>200044192Yeah mate even better you could drive to the outback and wank into a ditch and drink straight vodka that's the exact equivalent of staying in a hotel having a nice meal and hiring an escort.
the only people that need to go on holiday are people who work 300+ days a year in a stressful jobme, as a NEET, does not need nor want a "holiday" aka going to some foreign shithole just because it's "hot" and "exotic"
it is literally cheaper for me to go get a flight to europe and then exist there even with a hotel cost than it is to go visit my mate in york from london lol
>>200044313lol
Spent 6.5k on a watch - better than a holiday
>>200044230could get those same oranges there mate, dont need to fly to bloody spain to get them. just want to meet orange farmers do you?>>200044237going to pay 35 pund in travel to get a bloody croissant are you mate? just want to meet a french patissiere, i can tell.>>200044251but you wont, will you? you'd rather spend 1000 pund and a week in germany to meet a german fella that makes his own saurkraut
>>200042798Ktimmmm absolutely hate pooing in anything but complete privacy
>>200044313Is it literally? Not figuaratively or technically or virtually? It literally is is it?
>>200044309most successful holiday hater
>>200044240that's how I feel and that's exactly what I did when I went to Japan last year. I just like to drift around passively experiencing the world around me
>>200044329asinine gimmick
only ever travel within europe me. rest of the world seems a bit shit and boring.
>>200044313absolutely mad that I can fly 3000 miles to tenerife for £50 but it costs £50 just to get from manchester to birmingham on the train which is about 75 miles
>>200044364personally i prefer to get involved, became prime minister of japan last year when i visited
>>200044377its bloody true, people are just too embarrassed to admit it. holidays are for meeting new people.
how does /brit/ always find the dumbest things to argue about
>>200044380kinda agree europe mogs everywhere else so bad
>>200044400Today is a great brit day, I'm in stiches. Howling like a dog.
>>200044400shut up you retard
>>200044313really? surely staying at your mate's is free?>
>>200044395terrible take, strange hill to die on
>>200044400there are super low iq posters here who cannot understand the idea of a holidayor leaving the houseor having friends>>200044424ye but we spend money going out to eat etc so travel + that is more than holiday travel + food costs
>>200044400we're actually on top form at the moment
>>200044433i want to fuck this owl
hai :3
>>200044400really enjoyed this thread actually. particularly enjoyed this aussie's post >>200044329
It's cheaper to go to the middle of the Congo than for somebody in Edinburgh to go to OrkneyThe UK is broken and Domhnall Truimh is going to fix it
went to Thailand with the squad last year and managed to kick off a small military coup
>>200044432not a terrible take at all. its true mate. people are stuck in their little ruts, feeling like theyre going insane, their own personal groundhog day. so they go and book a trip to some other place, full of completely new people, because they dont know how to get out of their rut. theyre so ingrained into their rut, they need to pay out the bloody arse to do something out of their own norm. symptom of the collective autism of society
cant even say you're english on holiday anymore
Solo trip to Margate booked lads, 8k downpayment (10%), it's all inclusive so won't have to worry about much.
>>200044494eat it
>>200043861Fun fact, the guy who ignores him is David Chase, the creator of the show. It's incredible that Chase managed to capture Naples so well in an episode and he's not even from there.
Woke brigade banning the word holiday, probably want to call it unholi-24hourperiod
good cheap weekend holidays?
>>200044490>peopleah yes all of mankind does everything they do for the exact same reason. you've came up with the universal theory for all of human psychology. they should give you a nobel prize
>>200044536moving from your smelly childhood bedroom to the garden to spam your trannies
>>200044552u'lkl fall over?
>>200044536Probably Glasgow
>.<
london to tenerife (2000 miles) £32.99manchester to london (200 miles) £76.30explain this /brit/
Some muppets at the door who says FACE CONTROL SAID NO
>>200044536how about you just go to a different butcher, and news agency this weekend yeah? just to start with. then on monday, go to a different corner store. then tuesday, a different pub, etc...>>200044556this is actually common knowledge believe it or not mate, only the bloody spackers in here dont realise it and refuse to believe it.
we did alright for a couple of goofballs
>>200044576train bosses are greedier than plane bosses
>>200044576>lutonwagwan
>>200044576The train companies have bigger loans to pay than the aeroplane companies
>>200044576£50 uber to luton there and back to add on
Don’t waste your time - go to Ibiza or Berlin instead! The so called “progressive techno scene” in Tbilisi is discriminatory and closed minded. Got rejected by the so called “face control” for being English by the bouncer.
i have a massive knob
I want to knob 16 year old girls
A little queer apartheid: not queer - not welcomed
glasgow is a shiteholenever come here
>>200044576that train ticket is fucking madness, you can do a 200 mile trip here for ten dollars LOL
>>200044678>you can do a 200 mile trip here for ten dollars Problem is that only gets you to the corner shop in Oz
downloaded tiktok in bed this morning but deleted it after 30 minutes doomscrolling. proper brainrot inducing shite on there
>>200044655Legal in Kentucky
>>200044695smart aleck
>you can fly to spain for £5 but bus is £6!!!!!yeah moron, because most people who fly also end up paying for luggage and other shit that adds up very quicklythe baseline price is just there to advertise the flightbut of course we know you fly alone with just a stinky neet backpack so it doesn't apply to you
>>200044703see any decent tummies at least?
>>200044677My mums already moved there with my dadThe rest of us are moving from Cheltenham
yeah if there's one place you never see people with luggage it's trains
thank you so much for posting you legends, I hope you're having a fantastic day and I will see you in the next thread
black nigger bastard walking down the street with his black nigger woman
>>200044723not my fault that I'm an efficient traveler is it
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>>200044725so many tummies in the club last nightby 10pm i'd say 80% of people have their tops off
>>200044750bro
>>200044703Had a nice wank to some dancing lasses yesterday.
>>200044753some people need to take luggage, and the cost of your flight is offloaded to them.it has nothing to do with efficiency, retard. you're also a retard because you can't understand a basic economic principle.
