Raising Cane's edition
Brits are the best /cum/ posters
I am the best /cum/ poster
>>69sofreakingep*c
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Does the US or Canada have a higher amount of /cum/ posters per capita?
test post pls ignore
think I've decided that I will move back to florida desufor all its flaws I still miss it
>>200071032sex post?
i'm putting my foot down i demand a cute gf NOW
what do i even do with my life
im putting my feet up
>>200071040JACKOFFJACKOFF RIGHTNOW
>>200071036where ya moving?
installed some wall screws but the last screw is too long and hit something now i gotta order some shorter screws and maybe an expander
>>200071032everyone point and laugh at this fucker lmao
>>200071056shan't disclose specifics but a bit outside of orlando
>>200071040find a hobby(cars, guns, relationships, funkopops, etc) that costs money then spend your life working so you can afford that hobby
go to the Italian general and say Amanda Knox did nothing wrong
>>200071108they're all asleep
>>200071087i live south and we can have lots of gay sexo.
>>200071118they'll wake up to fight you
>>200071121Especially the blacks.
lets all become evil billionaires
>>200070969OP is making me hungry
Howard stern dead at 70
>>200071177what a great day that would be
batman has a cow
>>200071177moment of silence please......
>>200071201Don't have a cow, man.
>>200071177lie
I thought Stern was anti-establishment but now he sucks their cock all day
>>200071177Finally
Worried the inside of my nose might be infected. It's a bit sore. Could be the nose blowing and cleaning out during COVID
on that good kush and alcoholi'm an incel so no bitches I can call
Wow, how kind of them :)
that frozen asparagus was ass. so nasty
>>200071237He is a jew...
>>200071306They really care about us
who the fuck still goes to mcdonaldsi haven't been in like 15 years
thinking about thos mcnuggets
>>20007136017 years. I win.>>200071370Mcnuggets deez nuts, nigga
>>200071360poor people and changs with 4 eyes
The McRib is back
>>200071360Last time I ate mcdonalds was when I was stationed in Japan 5 years ago. There was one right down the pier from my ship. All the workers were Japanese. Food was always hot and fresh (as fresh as mcdicks can be).
America sucks
in a stalker mood right now. that's S.T.A.L.K.E.R kind not the silly kind
What if we gave /cum/ a laugh track
>>200071412OMG WERE YOU A UNITED STATES MARINE IN THE UNITED STATE MARINE CORPS? OORAH OORAH OORAH FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEYZOOMER
>>200071306You get either a McDouble or a Junior Chicken, a small fries and small drink for $5. That's no deal. Thanks Trudeau.
I'm going to become homeless in California, guys.I am not addicted to drugs, nor am I a criminal.Any advice?
im doing the mages arena
What time zone are you in
>>200071446no shitthats why i live in canada.mexicans, blacks and natives aren't fun to deal with in murica, plus its super corrupt
>>200071481Choose to be homeless in a rural area, perhaps with redwoods. I've always wanted to see the redwoods.
mcdonalds looking to get poor people to feed their kids mcdonalds back in my day to advertise to the future gens they used clowns and school lunch water barrels
I like the natives that live around me they have a nice reservation I go to a lot and they're friendly
>im going to be homeless in a state where everyone moves to become homeless
>america sucks so I live in the shittier version of america
imagine all of the shit we would have if white privellage were real. we would have everything
>>200071481Gym membership. Lower your standards and plap some fatties so you're not sleeping outside.
>>200071512Some reserves don't like trespassers. I like the Tsawwassen reserve doe.
>>200071481just be yourself
>>200071520lived both places.don't even hype up that shitholecant even buy LSD online in that shithole.America offers fake dreams and corruption.
>>200071360i like it. had it last month
>>200071551Canada suxx mate
>>200071536this one likes the white man
Once Pierre Poilievre becomes PM, the Americans will lose all their ammo for pot shots at this magnificent country. We will have our revenge.
>10mg thc per gummy>serving size 1/2 a gummyso do I need to take 2 or 4 of these for them to be effective
>>200071573your country has mere weeks of life left
women should give up their right to vote
>>200071615If you've never taken an edible or gotten high before, 4 10 mg gummies will destroy you. I'd recommend 2 at most initially.
>>200071360Same. It was when they still had chicken selects on the menu and then they fell off
>>200071634two more weeks
Haven't smoked weed in months and am about to ruin my sobriety.
>>200071672no Im used to using 20mg, but the serving size is confusing me
never smoked weed lmao
Looks to me the best part of you ran down the crack of your mommas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
>>200071658deficit is a meme
got $14k in the ol' trust fund. should i cash out now or wait?
People talk about raising the deficit and lowering it, like money isn't even real nigga, shit is printed on demand
>>200071711>trust fund>14k
>>200071701Not in normal countries it's not. Your economy is being held together by the World Bank, the World Economic Forum, and the hegemony of the American dollar. One big reason Canada is such a shithole right now is due to all the money Justin printed since COVID started.
>>200071741>Your economy is being held together by the World Bank, the World Economic Forum, and the hegemony of the American dollarWe hold those up, not the other way around
Look at these nerds discussing economics
>>200071757Okay. So I don't understand why you can run a trillions of dollars deficit indefinitely. Doesn't mean every country can do that.
you are overcome with lust
>>200071792I wish I had people to discuss economics withPaul Volcker worked an economic miracle
"Money is just made up" is such a giant fucking meme.
theres someone on this server whos exactly like the parasite anon from here. its like these people who are like people that act like children, but it could be taken like theyre doing it to try and banter people who hate them, and never learn to stfu
i've been farting non stop all day, just brap after brap
>>200071822>what is fiat money
I have some vodka I have to use up or hide Mom's visiting tomorrow
The US can grow out of it's deficit (theoretically) or at least until it's manageable, and is one of the few countries able to do so.however, if karmelo gets in she'll ruin the dollar even farther and that'll make it much harder.
why dont girls do this in real life to me?
all tiktokposting should be an instaban
>>200071893cuz ur ugly incel creepazoid
fuck it. going to the dispensary
>>200071905Uhhhh, based!
>>200071910oh yea...
Weed isn't legal in my state
>>200071938RIP
>>200071929smoke up lil niggy
I want to play Team Fortress 2 as the sniper
>First, did you know the Fed[1] made more emergency loans in 2023 than during the financial crisis of 2008? The banking system is on life support thanks to the US government first selling billions in bonds to financial institutions and then devaluing them with surprise rate hikes.>Just look at this graph from the Fed. The blue bump below on the left is the lending from the 2008 crisis — you know, that little old thing. The purple is COVID. And the giant orange/aquamarine monster on the right is the 2023 banking crisis. See how much higher it is than even 2008?this is NOT GOOD we're in big trouble
>>200071929Based. >>200071948CRINGE.
He still hasn't responded to my post >>200071862 and that's how you know inserting the word "fucking" as a modifier, as milennial faggots tend to do, doesn't make an inaccurate statement any more accurate. For non retards of course.
reading about drumpf's fake elector scheme
How much is an eighth in 'murica?
>>200072017>reading fake newsgrim
>>200072012My point went right over your head. I'm talking about inflation, which is very real and palpable.
>>2000720213.5 grams
slowly doing all goals all golds on all the tony hawk gamesfinished 2x and 3 so far
>>200072028and all these states are prosecuting these fake electors for just no reason
>an American calling someone else a retardOh, the irony!
>canadian inferiority complex meltdown
hey can you faggots stop sub-replying like women on twitter please
Yeah everybody knows canada has most of the worlds top universities
i cant smoke weed until Thursday.Fuck Tangerine bank.
>>200072072More like superiority complex.
>>200072062yeah obvious fake news for dumtards like you, just like RuSsiAgAte
I told my mom that I wanted to watch the movie Seven, and she brought me a Blu Ray of 12 Monkeys instead.
>>200072055https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4slsQZkcIG0CRYIN FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM RIIIIIISE UP FOOOR MEEEEEEEEEECRYIN FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM RIIIIIISE UP FOOOOOR MEEEEEEEEEECHECK IT OUTYEAH, I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANTYEAH, I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANTYEAH
>>200072123based mom 12 Monkeys is kino
uh chud drumpf is literally hitler and will make america a fascist christian dictatorship with project 2025
What is the greatest film of all time? Is it Heat?
>>200072165and that's good thing sweaty :)
uhh don't think this is sustainable
>>200072181robocop
>A 67-year-old Edmonton man has been charged for allegedly posting threats to kill Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Deputy Prime Minister Chrystia Freeland and New Democrat Leader Jagmeet Singh.lol
>>200072181Men in Black 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmqRsa2Fkak
c:
>OMG lines on a chart!
heat waves finally over it seems
>>200072259not till THURSDAY
>>200072198stop thinking, goyim
NOOOOO HE'S A HECKING CONVICTED FELON!!!ALSO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS PERFECTLY EQUAL!!!
>>200072259the last week or so was so fucking miserable I can't do anything in +30 C
>>200071018at one time Canadians maybe, but now it seems like there is max 4 of us here at once
I’m searching for a good post
>>200072292try 40, fruitcake
>>200072300None here bud, but have a small turtle for your troubles
>celsius
>>200072315clearly you never had a father
>>200072315that's 10 whole numbers above
Hard R nword dropped on Anderson Cooper live lol
>>200072333lol butwhy u watching that drek
>>200072332yah, its fucking HOT
>>200072276why would you even want the fat jew before he tried to overturn an election?
>>200072326he tiny
>>200072333Afraid to say it?
>>200072269I am ALSO noticing BRICS members buying an awful lot of gold lately...makes me think
>>200072300
>>200072345Just put it on while I’m finishing some work in my hotel room Should find something less gay and retarded to watch
DUDE ISRAEL LMAO
>>200072300>>>/b/921731498
im at the stage of this account where i farm the gold sink currency
>>200072259>>200072292>>200072315>>200072348hot outside
now it's /pol/tards that go>LE JOOS
>>200072333fresh off the boat from r/4chan bud?
my balls smell like wet dog or my childhood idk
>>200072362YepWould be cool to have a real camera
How many covid vaccines did /cum/ get?
>>200072415oh so its nothing then. actually its less than nothing. its a dancing minstrel and his TV take on politic and race
>>200072403No I have been posting here since 2008 just afraid of saying the nonoword desu
>>2000724400
>>2000724404
>>200072440Three Pfizer clot shots. It's over for me.
>>200072445FOMYEG
>>200072440I got a two in one for luv :*
>>200072440WINNIPEG
https://youtu.be/k9e157Ner90Didn't know this song had WMAF representation btw
>>200072449Nigger
Alright now I’ve got an extremely Jewish television program on
>>200072493Canada has hate speech laws and they can freeze your bank accounts if you say no-no words
lot of poeople at the mage arena now but i have to brave it out as ive used my drop rate boosting elixers now
>>200072493Downboating this...Stop spreading hatred like a kike ):
>>200072502Unironically true, also Trudeau made holocaust denial a crime and nobody seemed to notice either.
>>200072493I forgot to quote you but I said it here >>200072415
>>2000724402
Natron
Anyone ever watched the Jewish propaganda channel in the tristate area?
I want a new kind of fun car
>"The fourth year's a tough one."
>>200072585verga verga puto cabrón panocha güey
It's a crisp 21°C outside today.
What’s 9+10
>>200072645i love 21 c
>>20007264523c and 85% humidity hereVery gross
>>200072659>how are democrats able to lie this easilyNobody calls them out on it, or more accurately, nobody cares except people who already didn't like them and wouldn't vote for them
Haven't replied to a single British flag on here since 2020.
>>200072659Uh you're just racist and sexist chud, how dare you insist that Harris was only chosen due to her skin color and sex
>>200072659Should’ve said it wasnt verbatim Can’t recall if he said accusation or something like that Sorry I upset you
>>200072698Keep it up!
>>200072693Democrat voters are just something else entirely
I miss mihai
>>200072725Literally all of their arguments boil down to "orange man bad", "you're sexist, racist, -ist", "muh rights and orange man dictator"
>>200072725unhumans
>>200071054Lumberjack
Should i go lift then have mcdonalds and a few beers?
>>200072786Lift then choose only 1, McDs or beers. Not both
>>200072786forget lifting, just get mcdicks and beers
There is one Canadian poster here that is literally a polymath genius kind of guy with knowledge of art, history, music, etc. He keeps a low profile.
>>200072816I can try and mix whey powder with some heineken i guess for dinner
>>200072827I bet he's a faggot.
Im the genius of history because I wasted my life getting a history degree
Weed is my medicine
>>200072827ktim
>>200072827>t. Canadian on a proxy
>>200072850he hates faggots actually (a good thing).
>>200072856atleast you don't live in Placer county California
>>200072827elaborate, who is this mysterious leaf? What does he believe???
>>200072856who was the guy that sailed around the seas on some big ass boats, answer in three minutes or you're a fraud
>>200072875imagine how shit that would be?
>>200072875correct, I dont>>200072893Magellan
imwhn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MmAs40Q-tQ
>>200072902Wrong, it was some gook guy. Key word BIG.
Reminder to max your Charisma stat, boys
any floridacels here?
>>200072937That means attractiveness
>>200072925for yu
>>200072938Me
>>200072937is there any point in doing anything if you're ugly and autistic
>>200072937I've been told I have very good interview skills. Then my employers are disappointed I am not outgoing once I start working there
>>200072943attractiveness helps but you can have dat rizzoloa as an ugly jack black dude
Anyone here live near College Station? I bought some fireworks, I was thinking we could do some crazy shit with them. IDK.
this just in from mombergoreos are satanic
i got killed at mage arena
>>200072956you can dance like Ian Curtis, that fits being weird and awkward
>>200072978proofs?
>>200072988idc, probably some nutjob from youtube
>>200072827You just described me but I'm Costa Rican. AMA
nutjob from youtube confirmed
How do you think the timeline would have changed if Nixon accepted the offer?
>>200072937Just cultivate Boddhicitta
>>200073027I would still be Hispanic :)
cultivate deez nuts
>>200073054You would have had a significantly higher chance of having a Wasian gf THOUGH
>>200070969Do Americans really?????https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
>>200073041GONNA SELL MY HOUSECAN YOU SHOW METHE SHINE OF YOUR JAPANTHE SPARKLE OF YOUR CHINA
>>200073027You could get a blowjob for the price of an onion
I'm 80-85% European and 15-20% native american. Would I be considered white in the US?
*house in town
falling asleep to bwno videos
>>200073096If you have to ask then no
>>200073096Spaniards are the browns of europe so no.
hungry for some sweets
>>200073072Least gay Pacific Northwest residents
>>200073103>>200073106Why not? What are the minimum requirements?
>>200073103Trvthnvke
a finna pop the SHIT out of these edibles
SHE IS LOVELY, YES SHE'S SLYAND YOU'RE AN ORDINARY GUYHAS SHE FINALLY GOT TO YOUCAN YOU HEAR ME DOCTORARE YOU WITH ME DOCTOR
Just popped a shit out my ass
your balls are full of microplastic
>>200073198they used to be full of semen, but then I saw your sister's ad
>>200073169But the real question is, can you shit without pissing?
Would you get ostracized by friends and family if the found out you like Lana del Rey?
YOU AINT' GOTTA BE SO BAD,BE SO COLD, THIS DOG EAT DOG EXISTENCESHO' IS GETTING OLD - GOTTA HAVE A JONES FOR THISA JONES FOR THATTHIS RUNNIN' WITH THE JONESESJUST AIN'T WHERE IT'S AT, BOY
>>200073238I have a pair of testicles, so I dont listen to Lana del taco
>>200073230Sometimes.
>>200072072it’s the proxyfag from /brit/
Black people had such a big influence on American culture because WASP culture is so boring
>Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
>i have no friends so i go to the help cc in a rsps to talk to people and tell others to shut up
>>200071893asking the black man the right questions
>>200073280idk, John Irving novels are usually full of trannies and perverted sex
I have a 160 IQAMA
I’m drunk and just texted “can we kiss?” to every (non-family) female contact on my phone. I’ll let you know what happens.
>>200073329if you really had an IQ of 160 then you would probably be able to phrase your sentence correctly
>>200073357yes
>>200073329Why do you think you can lie on the internet and get away with it?
pidser don
winter gang
>>200073329How to write 4 in between a 5 dear sir?
Dog is currently cuddling with me in bed
ya boi aint no king he's mf lord farquaad
>>200073415abcdabcdabcdabcdabcd ::::::DDDDDDDDDDD
>>200073430
this gyro pita wrap bread is VERY dry
>>200073505just add more tzatziki brah
>>200073405Thank you sir, can I get a beer as well? Can I also get more cat memes?
>>200073415Spring would be the best all around.
>>200073530and shrimch stick
>>200073354based someone has to say yes theyre probably calling a meeting right now and flipping coins to see who the lucky lady will be
>>200073541yah if you like allergies and pollen, STUPID
shrimch for all dig in everyone
>>200073550Not a big fan of shrimp but thank you nonetheless. Any kebab?
that cat is ugly
status update:these edibles still aint sheeeeet
>>200073568That cat is ugly. And that's an ugly shirt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-x5rzb3YVw10 years on and this song still ain't bad
actually this person is probably just anon and hes dialled the fake main character syndrome to be annoying gimmick up to 100
>>200073610that looks like richard wright
>>200073610this sounds like shit and that faggot needs to get a haircut, stupid hippie
>>200073634WE DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA IN MUSKOGEEWE DON'T TAKE OUR TRIPS OF LSD
>Born to dance and be free>Forced to work an office job
i wish Hitler won the war so people that act like children only more immature would be killed for being annoying spastics
*on
there was a Weird Al movie with Daniel Radcliffe that nobody told me about
those annoying little gremlins that sit in the corner with main character syndrome telling people to do things and going with their own fake narrative where in their head people are listening to them and hanging on their words. i wish they were hanged. just annoying people it shouldnt be allowed i wish i could sit there and be an annoying little spastic cunt but its his life though so f uck it
>>200073663Can't imagine a more based post than this.
>>200073671all of us city kids in Ljubljana knew Al's songs back in the 00s
>>200073650AND IM PROUD TO BE AN OKIE FROM MUSKOGEEA PLACE WHERE EVEN SQUARES CAN HAVE A BALLWE STILL WAVE OLD GLORY DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSEAND WHITE LIGHTNING'S STILL THE BIGGEST THRILL OF ALL
>>200073671It's alright
watching a documentary about gay head light
pouring out a measure for my nigga Jay Reatard who died of a coke overdose and rocked hard
>>200073700Chud would scare her away with his misogynistic beliefs before he could attain her love
I wish Hitler won so he could finish the job and get rid of frogs and bongs.
Watching a movie about the days of dn
doing nothing in particular
>>200073692I remember everyone in my school being obsessed with white and nerdy when it came out
>>200073715This but ziggers too
>>200073709nobody says pour out a measure, you wigger
>>200073709He would have been canceled and forced to change his name if he lived even a few more years
im not even mad btw it doesnt make me mad its just frustration with myself like finding out i want to not call everything cancer because when i call someone that i mean it. so i need a new word. cant use faggot either because people nowadays get cancelled for making a video song about how they like all women absolute troonworld
>>200073725haha
extremely sad and little life to be content with getting those shitty reactions from people like me that cant even put into words rage properly. not even the top shelf rage he gets - only slop
>>200073728You’re absolutely mad you faggot retard that’s why you’re shitting up a thread you don’t belong in at 3am from your smelly piss caravan
stop replying to ratpedo, retards
>>200073744just a little steamed innit lad
that post was the proxy brit and no im not mad
>>200073718>>200073718>>200073718
>>200073725just a couple weeks ago I woke up to a video of a zigger exploding and his manged body flew into a tree and got stuck up there in a bloody pile
