Pengdu edition
在中國拉便便
>>200074629Might move to Brest
>>200074629Her cunt is genuinely vile
Been there and it was peng
1999 also was when the book Vector Prime came out, which was the beginning of the New Jedi Order series which was about the Yuuzhan Vong invasion.This I feel was the birth of the modern Expanded Universe as opposed to the old Expanded Universe which felt different.Also the new style of cover art on the NJO books had a more sleek and modern looking art design.
offtopic thread
>>200074679Yeh i liked some of those books, used to take them out of the local library and read them all
The Yuuzhan Vong invasion is foreshadowed by Canderous in KOTOR when he speaks of an organic biological ship that flew beyond the edge of the galaxy. This was over 4000 years before the NJO series.
The /brit/ gangtag yourself
Would be hilarious if catyank got a really painful form of cancer
>>200074727all 10/10 beautiful yellow goddesses
>>200074727POV you're an English trader/diplomat in 1830
After the NJO series, Jacen Solo went on a five year journey learning a wide array of esoteric Force powers that were unknown to his uncle Luke or any other Jedi.Such as for example flow walking or shatterpoint or the ability to make his presence in the Force totally invisible.
>>200074711>Yuuzhan VongHow do you know about my close chinese friend and wingman?
>>200074798no more star wars wiki
never really had a laptop desktop virgin freak im afraid
rorke winning the cutest racist award at the national black women convention :3
The rebel base on Yavin IV later was used as a Jedi training facility by Luke after ROTJ but eventually he would build a new Jedi Temple on Coruscant. The new temple looked different from the old one. It was pyramid shaped.
Whoaaa did you know the Poo Fagivaar Federation was betrayed by the Retardimorgons at the battle of Tinnicockinbum?
>>200074839ever had a girlfriend?
>>200074920nah
it is genuinely mental how shit my life is
>>2000749794:20
>>2000749794:20 bro, blaze up
when life gives you lemonsgrow lemon trees duh
>>200074991>>200074994once took an edible and gooned to big arses for hours and jizzed so hard my teeth started itching
>>200074912No, i did not know that.
>>200075022get in lad
You reckon China is more developed than the UK by now? ProbablyMaybe a bit of an unfair comparison.USA? Maybe also.
https://files.catbox.moe/dhtrdy.mp4
>>200075073All the buildings in China are made of styrofoam and steel beams you can bend with your hands.
just got a text from dad saying he's gone gay and left my mum
>>200075041love karllove parlimant hillbeen going there a lot recentlybeen listenin to karl a lot recentlyweird coincidence thatfave poem?parliament hill fields by sylvia plath
Morning team. Toil soon. Off for a few days after today so get in.
>>200075096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJDb1s2rVEChinese 10 storey building in 28 hours
Mad how dark it is in the morning now. Used to be light at this time only a few weeks ago.
Kuat was the galaxy's primary ship manufacturer. It was controlled by Kuat Drive Yards who built many of the galaxy's ships such as the Venator class battleship in the Clone Wars era and the Imperial class Star Destroyer in the Empire era. They also built starfighters, freighters, and luxury cruisers for the galaxy's wealthy citizens.
Starving like the fat cunt I am but got nothing to eat
>>200075255Hope you get raped on the way to work x
catyank just dm'ed me something horrid on the /brit/cord
listening to some kookaburras have a cacklewacky birds
>>200075384I don't use discord.
>>200075403you've never used a vagina either
>>200075325no one gives a fuck...NIGGA!
>>200075255For once youre right
>>200075325Alright mate? Haven't seen you about in a while.
>I don't use discord.>you've never used a vagina either
>>200075410Done him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVq8yYbGMaM
Elizabeth Hurley circa 1994 sitting on my face and ripping a vile fart.
Jacen took on the Sith title of Darth Caedus and fought his uncle Luke Skywalker on his flagship above Kashyyyk. The duel was ferocious and both of them severely injured each other. Both would spend weeks afterwards in bacta tanks to recover.Luke noted that Jacen was the only person in the galaxy who was an even match for him.Jacen/Caedus later, while still recovering from his injuries, fought the Jedi Master Kyle Katarn and three other Jedi easily, dominating all of them without even exerting a considerable amount of effort.
Has Shadman gone too far?
would love to see catyank robbed at gun point by a couple of brothas
>>200075532Shut the fuck up
>>200074839and yet your image clearly has a laptop in it, curious!
>>200075563Good post buddy.
>>200075567She could do with one of them Venus razors I reckon.
had the gay porn dream again
>A superhero shrinks and walks into another man's p*nis looking for his prostate. The tiny superhero sneezes, he is immediately shown unshrinking and kills his lover by exploding him from the inside. However, two people then chase him around the room trying to fight him while he shrinks and unshrinks fully nude. He is then placed in a baggy of cocaine to incapacitate him.wtf how does anyone watch this shit
>>200075652he says while posting in /brit/
>>200075652What are you on about?
NONCE!
Japanese princess <3
>>200075669he's clearly describing a scene you dumb cunt
vtuber time
>>200075669The Boys
>>200075652watched that series the other weekit was... tolerable... no not reallybut not as bad as i thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib2pU1mBsoo
>it was... tolerable... no not really
>>200075680Who I only like Pippa jelly innis and nina
>Who>I only like Pippa jelly innis and nina
>>200075690God this guy looks and sounds like how I imagine every leaf looks likeRevolting retarded weed smoking freak
>>200075707hoshikuzu planei
>hoshikuzubless you, my oriental friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuWWPrwgDE
>>200075700you are most.. intolerable... yes hmmm
>>200075729Fucking why watch some literal who Japanese chubba
>>200075738nobody cares about these shitty videos you're spamming, go to bed or something cunt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZzF2slBxPPcDoing a steam (I'm Japanese)
>>200075738good videonot watched one of these kind of videos since i was 14 which is almost 10 years ago kinda weird
Eating shit
>>200075746she likes mecha and does gunpla streams
>Everything's a copy of a copy of a copyIt's a borderline fascinating concept.You see these individual islands of human behavior represented on the internet.One bubbles up and the others follow suite like a house of cards. All saying the same thing.
Some paddy are my poo out of my bowls so now I can't post about how I'm doing a pooTruly they are vile people
>follow suite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IUAYeCiMo
Reckon I'm a replicant I'm just a copy of someone Probably here to fill in the gap
>>200075783>follow suite like a house of cardsyou can't just use two card metaphors like that
>>200075783what makes it borderline fascinating and not fascinating or interesting
>200075812I view human behavior as more one dimensional with every day
>>200075811Why not
>>200075839ah yes i’m too am very smart
>>200075729>>200075746PLEASE get a gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE0Ejr-wp6k
>>200075761>since i was 14 which is almost 10 years agoFOLC
>>200075738the tranny pedo is a tranny pedo?
>>200075863Had oneVery dullNeed a smart tomboy gf
Operation find swedelad a swedefriend in Sweden is going terribly wrongWe got him a friend but he was Somalian and tried to cut his penis off.We shall get him a friend and he shall toil
>>200075890@PootisPenserPowlmao
>>200075918why was i not kept in the loop?
Please tell me this is just a meme. You don’t actually do something this illogical do you?
>>200075567MODES
>>200075974yes it's a meme, we don't have fruity pink buildings like that
>>200075974what are you on about? both are logical
Mental that JFs toil here all night to keep this place alive. The sun truly never set on the british empire.
>something inherently quantized to a number of floor levels should start enumerating after the initial oneYou're fucking clowns. Both of you.Or should I call you thing ground and thing 2.
Swedelad toil operation will commenceHis bennies will be cut off Hit parents will block his number He will toil at... A nice coffee shop in a nice part of town
>>200075720What are you trying to do
>>200075863shan't lol
you don't need all 10 fingers do you reallygo on, indulge in that desire, that urgeyou want to feel what it's like to lose onedon't you? you know you do.
>>200076114lose one up my arse every now and then
>>200076114having a hand with 3-4 fingers would look weird and they contribute to gripping force
>>200076114you're right. im holding a wood chisel to my pinky finger right now but i cant figure out how to use another hand to slam it down. typing this with a pen in my mouth
>>200076193your rational mind is fighting against it, but the desire is winningyou want to give in.
>>200076235alri derren brown
From screen to shining screen
Waiting to start toil de lads
>>200076356When will you post pictures of yourselfSurely any real women enjoys attention
getting darker in the mornings nowwill be winter soon
Don't ask him.You have so many degrees of separation between you that it's pointless to ask why you're putting on this charade.I'm not even sure where I stand when you ask me where he gets that idea that pretending to be like this is acceptable.
>>200076416tobyesque post
*sigh*
>>200076376it's spainnonce
>>200076445imagine shooting fireworks at him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EspCzgXH0o0
Something just happened with me down here in m' country, lads. Feeling a bit sad not gonna lie.
>>200076462why
>>200076533just to see fear in his eyes as he helpelessly flaps about
>>200075989Youve never been to the seaside and it shows Londonpaki
need a cute elf gf molto pronto
Love white women personally
>>200076518Did you fall through the tin roof of your favela again?
Mad how this was 16 years ago
(Work Bully) How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Look! Her wit's as thick as Tewkesbury mustard! (his cronies laugh)Me: (bravely) Let her alone.
Imagine if we could poo out of our mouths
>>200076593What is it
>>200076625Episode of South Park about that.
Imagine if we could ejaculate from other parts of our bodyShit cumSpit cumSweat cumMakes you think
>>200076588Nah. Just lost my new friends.
took at trip to outer/int/ and now im scared of indians. there's far too many of them (male)
>>200074694Is this spainmong
lewd, crude and in the nude
>>200076656It's 2am in brazil get your dragonball t shirt on and wander on down to the main square to win them back
what happened to the fat one
do games still have easter eggs
>>200076761Yes. Thanks for asking.
microshit
Katy preparing breakfast for the mandem
On the eggsbox
>Violence against women and girls-related crime reaches 'staggering levels' in England and Waleswhen are we fucking off men?
snoy
>>200076906all me
not wearing a shirt to work todaysorry i'm too ill
Thinking back to when Fox news said that Mass Effect was a game where you just had sex and that you won points for having more and more sex.
>>200076945not wrong were they
你好吗?
>>200076906I thought british people were such continental gentlemen. What changed?
today's pollen levelsstay safe out there
not wearing a skirt to work todaysorry i'm too ill
>>200076965>continental gentlemenwhat does this mean? why would british people be continental?
>>200076972I heard that expression one time 11 years ago and literally never again sinceApparently it's not a thing
>>200076955Yes, they were wrong.
>>200077003I think you mean 'consummate gentleman'
need a cosplay slut gf so that I can shag fictional women
This thread's gonna make me retarded for good.
>>200077003probably misheard it you daftie
>>200077013bloody hell
2010 was 24 years ago
Gabby Roberts-Dalton, from the 'Menopause series' collection of self-portraits in oil, ink, and print that explore different thoughts on the experience of menopause
>incontinent gentlemen
*loses control of his bowels*bit of an incontinental gentleman me
done quite a few poos in the past 24 hoursnone of them nice
Yeh im a BIG boyBlackIrishGay
>>200077060>>200077064
>>200077071Alri Ms. Watson
Gn /brit/
tried to gargle salt water to heal my throatnearly threw up
I want Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.
>>200077071alri luigi
Gm /brit/
>>200077154that makes two of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGkXs4M0cUg
>>Any content distributed via the Xbox 360 Store will no longer be available to purchase. This includes games, trials, add-ons, avatar items, apps, gamerpics, game trailers, and videos. It also includes purchases like gamertag changes on Xbox 360, Xbox subscriptions on Xbox 360, in-game purchases, and video content via the Microsoft Movies & TV app.
>>200076966>Hit's over
which one lads
I've scheduled up eight e-mails to get sent throughout the day to make it seem like I'm working and now I'm lying down to sleep
Jane Seymour sex arse
>>200077276>15-25err... where are all the cute and valid 35 year old mother-of-two (cats)?
>>200077252time to move on to bigger and better thingslike youtube
>>200077252You wanna buy everything up and flip it for $500,000 in 40 years
>>200077309>dude just like stop lolthey should show this video at meth clinics kid's a genius
>>200077309Go get em lad. 1 10lb barbell rep at a time
>>200077318Only the purely digital arcade gamesAvatar Survival Games for example. Gaming at its peak
“Speaking personally, I am going to miss Joe Biden. On this very program, right over there, on September 10, 2015, I encouraged then-Vice President Biden to run. He ignored me for five years, then he did it. And I believe he has been a great president.“He steered this country out of a horrific pandemic,” Colbert continued. “He saved countless lives by encouraging people to get vaccinated. He brought the economy back. He rallied our allies. He reasserted America’s place in the world stage. And most inspiring of all: At no time was he Donald Trump.”
>>200077331Okay so someone else has validated to me that I shouldn't feel like I'm retarded when I watch a self help video like this and the advice that apparently helped everybody is "Remove distractions">here's how to get healthy>step 1: cut out sugar. Sugar is terrible for you>sugar is laced into nearly everything on your supermarket shelf that didn't come from the ground, so you're gonna have to cut all that out. No more soda, pizza, saltine crackers, white bread, strawberry jam, fast food whatsoever or granola. The only thing you can trust is something that you can growOkay simple enoughNothing else here. Just... stop. Cut it all outAm I allowed to be condescending?Do I have that right?Because a video with 7000 upvotes on reddit apparently has leagues of people that had enough willpower and self direction to completely change their diet on a whim one day[spoiler][/spoiler]
lads if you want a gf just get one
How do I get a gen z boss and a mini gf
>>200077569Kill yourself
Off to toil In lots of pain
>>200077400bristling with british culture thisalmost looks like politics outside of pol
Seeking nourishment
runtoil done
like to start my morning with a big stretch followed by a hello nigger
someone accidentally posted "N" in the toil chat yesterday and they havent deleted iteveryone has reacted with "N" emojimight report them all to HR
are there any sims 4 mods that let you romance child characters in-game?
brabley
>>200077773
i use black emojis in my work chat because i'm immature and find the subtle racist undertones funny
How didn't all of /brit/ get banned during the UK election if we can't post politics outside of /pol/
>>200077793bans don't exist, you just clear your cookies reset your router and post again
upsie hahaupsie
>>200077785Caught my Dad pissing himself laughing while posting in him and his mate's gc and it was because he learned how to make his emojis black.
>>200077844always have a little chuckle to myself whenever i post one, big fan of the black thumbs up myself personally
>>200077878it is very funny
Raul Pudd
Feeling curious and furious.
These Timothies find it hilarious that black people exist yeahBut then again these are the people that go around feeling entitled to another continent
>>200077982Hi Spaino!
I’ll start with the characters. Out of all the books I’ve read, and I’ve read many books, I don’t think I’ve ever come across a character as egocentric, unlikeable and one-dimensional as Erimentha Parker. Her only character trait is she likes to study; that’s it. There’s no depth, no other traits or personality woven into the character. As well as this, the character really does think she’s better than everyone else, as one of the miscellaneous, equally lacking characters mentioned somewhere in the book; she berates others for having social media, wearing makeup, watching television and even playing with a pen; to reiterate, The character told off her classmate for doing nothing more than playing with a pen. Wearing makeup or having social media does not, in any way, make you stupid or less of a person, yet that’s what this novel seems to be getting across. It’s as if the author is trying to convey that the only way you can be intelligent is by being a self-infatuated, obsessively organised neat freak vegan who spends all of their time studying and looking down on others for having hobbies outside studying, which obviously, in reality is not the case. As well as being incredibly unlikeable, the character is entirely unbelievable. Erimentha is said to be eleven, yet her vocabulary, choice of literature, the way she behaves and her mannerisms are nothing like that of her supposed age.Another huge problem with this book is how little substance it has. The majority of it is just lengthy description of her making vegan porridge and thinking she’s above her peers for doing such, and I feel that if the author hadn’t padded everything out with unnecessary description and flashbacks, the story would have been more interesting.
new bloke at work was talking about how he can't eat bread and one of the women responded without a hint of irony 'what about toast'
>Erimentha Parker is a chronic overachiever, bookworm and perfectionist. Starting in Year 7 at Lady Nightingale's School, she is excited for the term ahead. However, when Erimentha she gets on the wrong side of Kimberly, one of the most popular girls in her class, everything starts to go wrong.
>>200078044
>Romani gypsies have said there’s 6000 of them and if the kids aren't back by tomorrow, they are going to kick off and that it’ll be so bad it will be spoke about for the next 100 years.what are they planning lads
>>200078007Mate what are you on about does this skin color look Phoenician to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4Zr1WKD-8&list=PLCTMeyjMKRkoS699U0OJ3ymr3r01sI08l&index=1&t=1452s
he's nothing but a conceited reptile of a man
China square bell the recokoning
>>200078122a pompous slug of a man
>>200078117your mum's fanny is a universal property
Sneering tosser
>>200078076going to tweet a monkey emoji about a black man
penciling in a gigawank
>>200078230got one planned for friday night megagging for it
doing a poo
Clean shaven.Always.
australia post ruined my life by not delivering my shit on time
choon xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4NKozgzNTg
porn addiction is killing me
going to have another coffee to see if we can get this poo out of my by 8:15
black(ed) pink in your area
Standing on the train next to the toilet and some lass has just gone in and I can hear here doing a shitDisgusting woman
this is my world today
gfs mum is in her last couple months of her losing battle with cancer, i know it sounds selfish but my gf is there with her all the time and then when she comes home shes always depressed so we cant shagbeen really thinking about shagging an escort this weekend, will the guilty conscience be too much to live with even if i can be 100% certain she'll never find out?
Tories spent nearly 1 billion quid on the Rwanda plan without a single deportation
poo time
constructing a depop wank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ImxY6hnfABoss b1tch energy
They’ve ported quite a few PS2 era games to iPhone and Android. I tried to play one and could hardly do shit. The button setup just didn’t work. Needs a real controller.
farting
just checked my old steam account i used to play csgo on, fucking hell how are all the cases so expensive now? just sold £500 worth of cases i acquired through a few years of playing, just need to find a way to get it off my steam account now
the idea of a prim perfect cute woman with lovely bumcheeks pushing out a thick solid stinky turd is exquisite
>>200078442demonic and evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urogtNdETm4
utterly despise that ishowspeed cunt, genuinely behaves like a monkey
Katy getting groped by the cronem on the underground, they exchange numbers
Just shit my pants
>>200078487
>>200078511not watching some gay cunt drone on for over 10 minutes mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UelDrZ1aFeY
bowels all over the place at the moment no rhyme or reason to my poos
sir lewis hamilton has passed awaycar crash
>>200078555took all your mirrors down then?
mm yes indubitably exquisitively
giving it a go
going to the skibidi toilet
>>200078399you definitely will have that on your conscience for the rest of your life don't do it. Imagine leaving after cumming and your gf sends you a nice message.
pay day today wahey
hahahaha
>>200078597who tf gets paid on a tuesday
Black Mirror is a stark reflection of our reality.
>>200078661me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfSQkZuIx84
>>200078399proper wrongun you lad
>>200078399Just shag your gf's mum
>>200078399fs i deserve a gf more than this cruel prick. life is so unfair
couldn't get any gear today so i got some beers and ciders in instead
wonder how much upskirt and other wankable material taxi drivers capture from drunken slags on those cheeky cameras some have in their cabs
Been messaging an escort this afternoon lads. She is 29. Going to have a bit of fun on Saturday. Hahaha
frangrance
>>200078661last Friday of the month for me
/brit/ is way too quiet in the mornings . uk unemployment stats are an absolute disgrace. neets are essential to the vibrancy of our community
big bowl of rice and fish for 'kfast
well rorke?
>>200078945i'm 29 too wonder if she was in any of my classes
>>200079103Good morning sir
>>200079115nothing hotter than finding out someone is the same age as you
>>200079108all those filters, yet they can't filter out the manly features of this bloke
>>200079108You spending all day trannyposting or will you be going to the job centre today?
>>200079139I think you already know the answer to that
oh no there's a wasp in my room aaaaa
YEAHHH.
>>200079115I'm currently trying to guess her zodiac sign before I meet her. Hahaha
>>200079139tranny posting until about 10, nap for a couple of hours then going to trannypost while I'm having my lunch and spend most of the afternoon gay porn wanking
>>200079197lot of effort for something you're paying forvery insecure energytreat her like a human but not like a date
we watching the 'lympics then
its giving milennial core
Come on baby slap my sackTake that hammer and give it a whackBurn my balls baby with a lit fagUse those vise grips on my bag
>>200079259Nah. Watching Myfreecams me.
>>200079259willy has an interest in the gymnastics
>>200079305’
>>200079259yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyy>>200079305it's pure sex all of the track and field and gymnasticsjust pure fucking SEX
mouse has started double clicking. sick to bastard death of this shite
NEW>>200079362>>200079362>>200079362
>>200079340corr yeah watching the pole vault and imagining that’s a different type of pole in some slag with a perfectly toned arses wrist
