Best of The Beatles edition
>>214922648seen they do these malteser reindeer bunnies now for christmasI like the ones they do at easter so I'll get some of these ones to try as well.
>>214922686Their best album isn't even listed
>>214922702grow up faggot
On the momentous day that we gained our independence from the EU, Mason tweeted his apology to his supporters and the continent of Europe, who are obviously hanging off every word:“I fought to stop Brexit. At least I can look my European brothers/sisters, and the next generation in the eye. Ignore the people gathering to celebrate xenophobia, let’s have our own European internationalist sing-along… starting with 1/ La Carmagnole”, said the turnip headed cunt.
tfw no latex gf
the superior way to eat maltesersyou just cant beat it, and you can use the box later to pretend it's a laptop
she wants a man from mansfield
>>214922702yummybit expensive for what they are though
>>214922702they're selling these giant Christmas packs at my local garage, was difficult to stop myself scranning the whole bag in one
>>214922726I pretend it's a small stage for miniature musicians
>>214922730looks decent that
>>214922715Nice of you to take a break from your high-power career, wife & kids to join us on the anime website at 10:22 on a Tuesday weekday, mr grown up.
rorkes emporium
>>214922730Not a big fan of Blue Chilli's name or signageShould have gone with Red Chilli imo
>>214922747based childlike imagination haver
>>214922755I'm WFH and posting here for some casual chat, not to read about teenagers and their sugar addictions.
>>214922756rorke's wankitorium
not a fan of my manager. He needs to stop being himself
fuck sake need some maltesers now
>>214922726looks like a screening of black panther 2
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>214922755fucking roasted that miserable cockwomble over an open fire
>>214922782or an aerial shot of a dingy in the channel haha
>>214922715joyless cunt
>>214922686>abbey road as number 1how contrived. sad!
Wish there was a way to figure out what the public perception of you was based on your appearance. I have long hair and I’ve been described as looking like a prince which is good but I do wonder if people think I’m a failed tranny, gay, normal, or just autistic.
>>214922782scmeaing
>>214922716>On the momentous day that we gained our independence from the EUWorked out well didn't it Rorke. The Boriswave is exactly what you voted for. Poles out, Pakistanis in.
>>214922770You'll read what I write and that's that.
wonder what it's like to be a genuine dyed in the wool leftypol and just be fighting upstream foreverlike you know without it happening already that labour is facing utter destruction, you know that the greens will never be taken seriously, you know that corbyn's party will implode within a year of it being foundedand some version of this is taking place in every single western nationwhat's that gotta feel like?
>>214922785why is it dogshit
I am oddly drawn to the East MidlandsI think it's because I associate it with enjoyable trips there, to see museums and gigs, and play Warhammer and go to events and second-hand sales of it.The kind of obvious history helps too.So it occupies a very kind of genteel, almost middle class, part of my brain.
>>214922797>best album number one
>>214922782
>b-but im wfh!!you're still choosing to spend your time in here with the rest of the dossers, you're no less pathetic
>>214922817probably feels like rorke fighting against the biomass
someone remind me to make a post in like 8 hour's time
>>214922822I plan to move there eventually meFuck the south
Number 9 number 9 number 9
>>214922835>you're no less patheticnta but this is a massive cope
Is the cellular telephone ruining children's brains?
I've got blisters on my fingers
omg rorke, babe that was such a good post
Wish I wasn’t a speccy runt and had good vision because there’s no objectively good looking type of eyewear
>>214922846another reason why white album is badsomeone in the other thread said it should be higher omds
She's got a lip ring and five colours in her hairNot into fashion but I love the clothes she wearsHer tattoo's always hidden by her underwearShe don't care
>>214922686abbey road is my least favorite lol
>>214922846babbies first musique concrete
>>214922822Playing 1980s Warhammer in the backyard of a stately home next to a battlefield, whilst supping a cider and the fat old sun is turning red.It's a serious vibe
at the end of the day, it's not about how nice or funny or attractive you are. It's about how much you have in your ISA
>>214922841how can we contact you?
>>214922823is it though. i think sgt peppers is much more ground breaking and fun to listen to
>>214922716>jew singing about the destruction of the Germanic aristocrats of France and their replacement by capitalists
>>214922808Rorke doesn't vote Tory
>>214922865thinking you've "made it" in life because you occasionally pretend to work between /brit/ shitposts is a copeyour job is pointless and your life meaningless same as the rest of us
>>214922870Metal frames only because everything else looks autistic
>>214922866My Finnish gf's arse. Thoughts?
>>214922866no but the internet is
currently trying the bare fig juicy lasting tintit's leaning kind of magenta but I'm wearing it sheered out sort of gradient style and it looks okalso the dear apple glasting balm won't twist up at all :\but the kaya fig one does at least
>>214922846*burp* *burp* *burp*
Christianity was a truly destructive force.We've lost so much by the destruction of the old European classical world. Our herotage destroyed for the corpse of the jew. The ancient world was a world of light and serenity.
>>214922920why are you gay
You Never Give Me Your Money is the best song on Abbey Road
>herotage
a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat for breakfast
For me it's Thick As A Brick, which even as a parody blows other prog albums out of the water
wokehammer
first time l listened to Abbey Road was also the first time l did magic mushrooms.
>>214922959good isn't it
>>214922922rest now brother, we have the watch, and i'll see you in valhalla
>>214922959your sperms in the gutter
Mental Keir Starmer is a pedophile but of course it's what we always thought
>>214922922Every religion is a lie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=a13WnqsRc5g
>>214922945mean mr. mustard + polythene pam is the best part of the album
I've never listened to a Beatles albumIf, on very rare occasion, I want to listen to the Beatles I'll just find the specific song I'm thinking of
>>214922969First time i did magic mushroom my mate put The League of Gentleman on and my head fell off
get the um posters fucking wanked the fuck off
>>214922982*backs down and puts you first in line*
>>214922998it seems kind of sad to never listen to albums
>>214922991Incorrect and conspiracy-brained
>>214922998never listened to the beatles on purpose, me
If you think about it, WW2 was basically a war of the the Christian powers (Britain and America) and secular Neo-Christian powers (liberal France and the communist Soviet Union) against a revival of the indigenous paganism of Europe (Germany) and classical Roman civilisation (Italy).
*reads over the thread itinerary*Ah, gay little retard time. That explains it
>>214923031if you think about it, poo
Caught lacking toilet paper, used the Dettol wipes. Time and effort washing the burning off my arsehole, I might as well just washed my arse in the sink with my left hand like an Arab to begin with
>>214922991Not true, that is absolutely an Abrahmic problem.
>>214923031no this is incorrect
It's best to listen to The Beatles in mono up until The White Album
>>21492302399% of albums (especially pre-streaming) are dogshit filler just pumped out to make it easier for consumers "justify" buying it when there's only really one or, at MOST, two good songs on there they actually want.
>>214923047yeah?
>>214923025>>214923052Okay, prove the truth of any religion then
Kill sniggers
>>214923060bait or just retarded
>>214923060don't think that's true at all actually
>>214923031It was Britain against the world and Britain won, as she always does in the end
COS RORKES FREETO BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE
Not having a job for a couple years has put me in a spiral of being too afraid to apply to jobs even though I want one and still have a stem degree
>>214923031Literally was the barbarians against the gatesThankfully the anglo and his eastern socialist allies won and we got half a century of peace and prosperity
>>214923058Christcuck
100k in S&S ISA - I am sexless and decrepit, this is a false post.
It's rorke on the dance floorAnd he better not blame the jews
>>214923076>>214923080name albums with more than two songs actually worth listening to.
today I think I will rewatch lord of the rings
>>214923088would gladly work if they paid me a good wage let me work from home let me choose the hours i work dont put any pressure or expectations on me and left me alone unless i asked otherwisebut until that job exists ill be sticking to the bennies
>>214923110every Beatles album
>>214923114All of it? Mental
No Dettol brand product is designed for your arsehole
>>214923101The Allies were a coalition of literal subhumans. Exploitative capitalists, fat drunk rich sons, murderous jewish Bolsheviks.
>>214923110>>214922686Here's eleven
>>214923110soundgarden - superunknown
>>214923122not even the biggest boomer on the planet believes that shit, pull the other one.
>>214923070What does that have to do with lies? Are you a retard who doesn't know what a lie is?
>>214923103ltaly was more Christian than Britain in WW2
>>214923106Oy veyGonna burn this gaza house right down
lying in bed with the pillow over my forehead and the blanket up to my eyes pretending im driving a tank and looking out the viewport
>>214923128They were based and aryan
>>214923145that fish looks disgusting
>>214923103Atheistcuck
Christianity is platonism for the masses
bro found the debut Men At Work album disappointing and thought all albums are like that
>>214923110>>214923135*yawn*
>>214922702>>214922715
>>214923031What about Japan and China?
>>214922892@ me on here pls x
>>214923118I want to work but I constantly tell myself I’m pathetic and don’t deserve anything because I have an unhealthy view of myself and being out of a job or here doesn’t help
>>214923110the top 7 albums in the OP picture for sure
>>214923154>aryandon't you fucking dare associate western civilisation with a bunch of rampaging gypsies
corr nothing says comfy home meal like a plate of half cooked fish and raw onion
>>214923157it looks niceI hope it's pickled herring
>>214923110ok computerstation to stationthe texas-jerusalem crossroadsturn on the bright lightsclouds taste metallicfuneralF A ∞animals
My new keffiyah arrived in the mail.Now people will know I don't support genocide.
>>214923213>the texas-jerusalem crossroadswhomst?
>>214923210quite obviously smoked makeral, fishlet
>>214923213horrific dogshit taste. i'd have kept this post to myself.
keffiyah? I hardly knew 'er!
>>214923136If you think there's a religion that isn't false then prove it to be true you fucking moron
>>214923227that's ok I'll eat that tooI thought the stuff in the middle under the onions looked a little like pickled herring thoughhave you ever had the japanese marinated mackerel called 'saba'? it's really good and tastes very similar to pickled herring
>>214923259So you are a retard who doesn't know what a lie isBlimey
not friends with any of you lot except the yank guy who always replies with "activeeee" to my posts
>>214923222Reminded me that i need to get myself some new tea towels
>raw fish :/>japanese raw fish:O
rorke, aisha told me she really likes you mate you should go ask her out
>>214923272passiveee
Weaboos made me hate Japan
>>214923229people like you will never say what they actually enjoy because you're terrified of being judged on an anonymous forum lel
>>214923272wouldn't want to be friends with a mug like you anyway
love fish mewe should eat more fish in this country, surrounded by water and that
>>214923259diego has already done you in a million times why do you think anyone is going to bother with you when you can’t be reasoned with
>>214923294Big fan of the Aussie who posts boomer memes like this one.
>>214923293only seafood i enjoy is oysters
sorry I meant 'shime saba'
>>214923294
>>214923314i love all seafoodi see food, i eat it!
arseploppings
>>214923293been scranning a lot of trout recently
>>214923287you just made an enemy
haha
leftypol staring blankly at his food and not saying much to his parents at the dinner table
No bradbunnies
>>214923330dont like the texture me
have sardines but not bread :(
For me it's tinned sardines.
>>214923363>>214923366hmm
>>214923344tiktok is more chuddy than 4chan these daysthis person has probably never actually come here
saba actually refers to the fish and has nothing to do with how it's cooked or preparedshime just means marinatedtherefore shimesaba is marinated mackrel and doesn't indicate what it's marinated with but I believe it's usually ponzu or another vinger based sauce
Mental how half of this thread is totally patrician on culinary matters and the other half survives on the nastiest slop imaginable. One guy makes a nice fresh trout meal, next has pot noodles and maltesers.
Been ages since i had kippers for breakfast
>>214923363I just mix them into a bowl of rice x
>>214923373oh so rorke is okay with the royalty but not a fat black man in a forest who calls himself a king?
;D
>>214923386baking flapjacks as we speak x
>>214923393catberg would always go mental for them
>>214923386picking skin off my face and eating it
>>214923386it might shock you to learn that different people eat different things depending on the situation. trout meal lad and pot noodle and malteaser lad might be the same person!
kedgeree is genuinely peng
>>214923412aha catberg
>>214923386this is mostly a class thing
>>214923384Yeah well "mashed potato" doesn't describe how it's mashed but I'd like to know if the chef has forgone the stainless steel and instead used a lovely lady's fat arse
won £236 lads what should I waste it on
I can't post
got the pop playlist on
>>214923464canned sardines
>>214923393peng that
mild cableormedic ball
I CAN'T POST
>>2149234043.5 more hours till markets open
>>214923424I'm the trout lad and also the malteser lad but I wouldn't be caught dead eating a pot noodle, closest I'd go is those Asian instant ramen packets like pic rel
blumpf will be here today
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LcyLxAkkxmU
can't post my favorite albums here because that's doxxable infotainment
>>214923520didn't ask
Having a white boy spirit journey after having one of them korean hot chicken ramens
>>214923464236 game acca on the Premier league
>>214923485don't mind that shout they're expensive now but I literally got some delivered this morning
throwing away the cardboard tube after using all the toilet paper is the hardest thing in the world
help i can't post
>>214923536blimey, swear they were £3.50 last week
this is why everyone should STOP TALKING ABOUT TINNED FISH!!!!!! FOREVER!!
>>214923564How about tinned fish cum
>>214923546often I just fold it along its length axis and then insert that into the next roll's cardboard tubeI can see that being a problem for people with proper toilet roll holders though as they make use of that space. My toilet roll just sits on the radiator.
>>214923536Why not buy sardines at the supermarket?
I have a lot of albums that I like, so I can't decide which my favourite is.>>214923502those nissin demae ones are niceespecially the black garlic and yakisoba flavours
>>214923536there was a bloke down the market once selling King Oscar deenz in bulk for a good price, wish I'd bought more cause I've never seen them for sale in the UK ever again and they were peng aspic rel are good too for a cheaper option
>>214923520not really
>>214923599>I have a lot of albums that I like, so I can't decide which my favourite is.what are the contenders
>>214923590i have a little shelf for storing the spare toilet roll as well as a stockpile of the discarded tubesthere's a bin right there, yet it barely gets used for them
mental how in the west you could be riding public transport or just walking about and some random stranger could come up to you and stab you to death for no reason whatsoevergenuinely inconceivable
Due to their commitment to Christian pacifism, the Moravian Indians did not take sides during the American Revolutionary War, which caused them to be viewed with suspicion by both the British and the Americans.
sir ruby ridge
Milt from a lake trout being used to fertilize eggs
>>214923384it's not ponzuit's vinegar and salt and sugarlike pickled herringexcept it's mackerel and it's from japan:)
>>214923647bluds wanking off a fish
I'm the town bumder, it ain't easy work but it's necessary
>>214923629https://youtube.com/watch?v=dsJ67kzU8G0
>>214923290boiled that miserable toad
I enjoy the deenz meme as much as the next lad but if we're being real, tinned with with bones in isn't it. I don't want to have to remove or chew through a boney fish spine every time I open a tin. This is why I buy tinned tuna.>b-b-but muh mercuryPreferable to bones.
would anyone else like to post their own beatles albums ranking?
>>214923647The fish: UHH YES, FUCK ITS COMING UGGHH
>>214923635have to say, obviously the american indians werent some angelic innocent noble savages before europeans turned up, but it was pretty fucked up what happened to them
>>214923669you barely even notice the bones in deenz, they're perfectly edible
need to find out what it’s like to shag a fat female arse
>>214923610it is
fish outside going UGGHH UGGHH UGGHH
>>214923669FOY /brit/ is a sardines general
>>214923669Eh? Sardine bones are hardly noticeable at all
>>214923688They're significantly more noticeable than no bones.
I raise my own fish and tin it
>>214923583are these good?what do they taste like?
>>214923669deens are delicious and have 20g protein and you eat the bones
>>214923689it's blissespecially if you get to load it up
These niggas eatin bones :skull:
Mouseypoo and the Umpickles
>>214923704No they're not
sometimes i pop open a tin of pilchards and put them on ritz crackers
bellend is starting to get Dangerously Cheesy
>>214923691alright dox OP then
>>214923704nahget the small double layer sardines and you won't feel any bones
>>214923725would like to hit you in the head with a wooden bat
>>214923595I did, it was a food delivery from the supermarket so I don't have to go in and interact with other human beings>>214923601never seen these before I'll keep an eye out, love deenz me
the umcabbages have awoken
>>214923424nobody who eats real food would ever go back to tinned pies and canned pasta retard
>>214923704OK well enjoy your grey processed tunaslop then
>>214923672no but I'm upset that magical mystery tour isn't on the op list
>>214923629Mental how you sit on here all day posting bollocks on a VPN
>>214923735>double layer sardinesdoublemint dave's pal, Double-layer Dean.
Mackerel is far superior to sardines
>>214923706Subtly sweet and slightly fishyCreamy texture
the fatasses on Brit do NOT play when it comes to food
>>214923748they're in sainos, might be in other supermarkets I dunno
beatles are overrated honestly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E95diZvD8MQ
>>214923269I accept your concession>>214923301>diego has already done you in a million timesYou can't even show a single example of this, I guarantee it
>>214923733can't do it from favorite beatles albumsI'm talking about favorite albums in generalI've never seen anyone with the same or even a similar list as mine and I would be conspicuous
>>214923771what were we talking about again
>>214923800Cum, fish cum
for me it's yellowfin tuna caught by solomon islanders with huge bamboo poles and then canned in thailand in australian olive oil by an italian family
>>214923751not true>>214923756all tinned fish is processed
Tending to my Umchickens x
Just finished the road to wigan pierQuite funny how Orwell describes the socialists of his time almost identically to nowWeaklings individuals with a certain outlandishness and snobbery about the working class
>>214923795kek
>>214923799so post your beatles ranking or fuck off
>>214923807sounds lush
cookling up an umburger and umfries
>>214923807Rorkes brain is gonna fucking explode if he reads this
Calling middle aged unemployed men in their 30s umpickles and giggling in my pyjamas
>>214923795>Viennettacorrrrrrrr
>>214923826ughh noit would take me too long to decide
blending up umposters in a giant industrial blender and condensing them into a crude oil
>>214923827it's not badmakes a nice salad nicoise
>>214923822always impressed by retarded conservatives are to keep recommending this book to each other when it was explicitly pro socialismwhat's next rorke, thinking animal farm was actually about animals?
>>214923751This is bollocksI have multiple professional chefs in my family and have been eating "real food" my entire life. Still quite partial to a pot noodle and a fray bentos balti pie. Everybody loves the occasional bit of runtslop
>>214923843um
>>214923853It's a good book and it's obviously pro socialism but that doesn't mean he didn't critique the socialists of his timeHave you actually read it?
mad how the average wage slave works longer and harder than a medieval serf AND has to pay for his own lunch.
>>214923853You're very stupid and lack the ability to think for youraelf
me if I ever joined a running group
related to several chefs award
>>214923860In that case you simply have the taste of a working class child and while you might enjoy the occasional real food you'll never change
>>214923903but why would someone do such a thing
Charlie Bigham’s is chef’s quality in packaged form, just because it’s in a tin or a box, it doesn’t mean it’s bad food
notorious conservative george orwell
>>214923903oh my fucking dayssssssssssssss
eating 15-20 olives
>>2149239200121 do one
>>214923912alri king charles king of the country and lord of food
>>214923920Love a bigham's me x
>>214923882oh of course he was criticising socialists but my point was that it wasn't a book promoting anything but socialism, which is what conservatives readers who keep recommending this book fail to understand>>214923901concession accepted
>>214923822thought something similar after finishing homage to catalonia recently. the leftists were completely doomed because they couldn't reconcile minor differences in ideology and started locking thousands of their own soldiers up as fascist fifth columnists while fighting a war
>>214923384https://youtu.be/k3cryiz8nJo
>>214923920still a ready meal
>>214923901Rattled.
leftypol nooooooo
>>214923918Try and make friends
lots of food gets improved by canning or preservingthe best example is canned 'maters
>>214923958paedophile
>>214923952>that it wasn't a book promoting anything but socialism, which is what conservatives readers who keep recommending this book fail to understandThink you may have made these conservative readers up in your head mate
seals are good cause they cant run away
>>214923988>>214923988>>214923988
>>214923967think they're rolled this out in the wrong country
Rorke being a right little umgoblin this morning
>>214923860but that's not even good runtslop, that's the worst possible examplesif you want a cheap pie get one of the tesco frozen ones, like a quid more but leagues better than the brown paste under wet grey pastry you get in a fray bentos
>>214923989are you familiar with a certain Jordan Peterson or was he a figment of my imagination?
look at these nerds reading books lmao
>>214923952>oh of course he was criticising socialistsOh ao you have literally no point
>>214923955He actually talks about this stuff in Wigan pierHow people bicker amongst themselves about minor theory when they need to be pushing the overarching message of oppressors Vs oppressed Describes it as starting a civil war when the goths are at the gates of the cityInteresting to hear that a couple of years later that scenario basically played out Will have to give it a read
"bolognese" continental pasta cup a soup mix absolutely grim but the worst of it was the crunchy pastathinking about starting a ramen cup business but the noodles would be those wet ones in a plastic sachet instead of anything that has to soak in water for four hours
>>214924072>>214924072
