thinking edition
the subedish
I'm absolutely shit with deadlines but I am comforted by the fact of the Fat Man not only failing to meet his 4 year deadline of writing the next book but then going on to continue failing that deadline for 10 more years
i'm just not alright?!
navigating the world in a queer jewish geordie body
wow… what a life
about to take advantage of a pricing error on chicago town stuffed crust takeaway pizzas
Maccies order is on the way and Amazon man is one stop away. I think they’re going to bump into each other in the driveway
>>214933145that the subtitle to billy elliot 2?
thinking i should bring back just for men posting too
BLAST IT WITH PISS
>>214933178king goy
>>214933161Lend us a fiver
>>214933161Nigga u broke af
>>214933066He's written and rewritten it a bunch of times. On top of him just being lazy, working on the Game of thrones show, elden ring, a ton of dogshit side projects, game of thrones dragon house whatever the fuck it is etc. It was always doomed.
i hate my new bed position i am going to die
>>214933145sounds like you're a little man controlling their body using gears and levers
>>214933161>temuWhat is on there that isn't just shite?
>>214933203Ah yes my favourite /brit/ gimmick where people pretend they never have takeaways or use Amazon
>>214933214You're gonna bankrupt him
>>214933240FONT
>>214933240>never have takeaways i collect it, and only have one a month>or use Amazoni dont have an amazon account, so no, i dont
>give up booze for a few days>feel worse in the evenings than when i was on boozebergah yes, most impressive
.. There has been a constant loud electronic beeping noise coming through the ceiling above my head all evening ... I'm being tortured in this country and want immediate amnesty in the United States of America -me Timothyy James Byrne in my flat in High Wycombe on 10 August 2018
>>214933236
women's tits have been getting bigger on average. especially the orientals.
>>214933240i genuinely never get takeaways. they're always fucking shite. why would i waste my money on that grim slop
>>214933240Wouldn't catch me dead ordering takeaway slop. Whenever I want something easy, I reach for a Charlie Bigham's or M&S ready meal. The ingredients are top notch, prepared by professional chefs, and offer a touch of luxury which I would never get with a takeaway.
>>214933271kicking addictions? that's for beings with willpower, not you though, you're a filthy animalget back on the booze I say
>>214933281Same with they AZZ
Well lads, the toilfu is leaving for another department. IT'S OVER (in around 3 months)
>>214933281that green party guy is doing his job well
UK gas prices close to 1 year lows, yet the energy price cap is going up next month
this..is me
>>214933066>>214933221I believe we are only a few years away from AI being able to write, in the style of George RR Martin with satisfying yet unpredictable plot resolutions, full endings for The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring
>poo screaming
get the pure satire posted
>>214933305Well said
>>214933392poo
>>214933364>energy price cap is going up next monthMaybe it's time to consider natural materials like wool and cashmere at home
>>214933392looks like youve scared him off too yet another #DTFICtory by default
It's mad how we pretend successful people under 30 did it on their own when they just have rich parents
>>214933278cant believe they never gave him the fucking green card. yanks are evil
>>214933422wonder what was wrong with him
poo choking
weird forens taking 4chan too seriouslygonna get a meowstic
>>214933387this is what i look like when i post here
>>214933442who do you reckon has the biggest knob
>>214933422Corr he's got himself a side room
right ive unfiltered canada on a provisional basis. just dont start spamming schizo rubbish again
>>214933435It's staggering how many people there are under 30 who you'd assume were just like you until you find out how rich their parents are, even more so if you live in London. You can take so many risks and go for so much more when you have that massive safety net. It's the whole reason why people who grew up fairly well off are so charming and confident.
>>214933265>only have one a monthSame>i dont have an amazon accountBizarre borderline retarded behaviour
>>214933468I already told you madueke dpmo bruv
>>214933502nice curtains tbf
farts are poo screaming for help
Amazon banned me from Amazon for 10 years
my dick has shrunk four inches in the past hour
never wanked in class but did crack them out in the toilet in school and a teenage coomer desu
>>214933468califioridef not rice (the irish disease)
>>214933556Mogs me
>>214933240>Runt can't believe other people are self sufficient
https://nitter.net/TimmyUkhe's still in hospital. proper dosser
Blimey, geowizard. Bit on the nose, no?
total umnigger death
>>214933305Not to mention you can prepare it oven fresh! No traveling
found out how nasty scottish posters can be when it was the world cup and we had different flags on /sp/
>>214933298How would you know if you have never had it? ;)
>>214933589Unless you don’t buy anything from any shop/supplier I don’t see how arbitrarily cutting yourself off from a very convenient one that has good prices on many things is being “self-sufficient” but ok lol
>>214933240Amazon delivery is generally pretty good, but getting food delivered is a big no for me. I've lived in large towns or cities all my life and even here the deliveries are always lukewarm at best. I'd much prefer to walk ten minutes and buy from my nearest takeaway myself, knowing it'll be piping hot and delicious by the time I'm home, or wait a few weeks until I'm in the vicinity of a new, popular spot
>>214933505why lieyou never had us filtered
>>214933589>self sufficientHow is going to a shop any more self sufficient than simply getting stuff delivered? You're not making your own gorilla tape or bamboo boxers
>>214933635They gave me a NI flag for some reason
>>214933637rorke bamboozled
>>214933447*DOES A CHEEKY WEE BUMMING OF YOU WHILST PERFORMING THE HEIMERIC MANEUVER*that'll sort you out lad heheh
>>214933635they've always been horrible people
>>214933672fuck up ya wee jessy
>>214933670qrd on tim?
>>214933642Walk to the highstreet you fucking mongLeave the house You'll get it quicker than from Amazon
now the highstreet is dead amazon is a lifesaver, though im sure the highstreet is dead because of amazonso that's strange isn't it
>>214933435have learned that the more someone talks about being self-made the less likely they are to be
>>214933651literally did petal x
>>214933650I’ve never really had a problem getting takeaways delivered desu. Me and gf usually get a takeaway once or twice a month and we generally are drinking while we order it so we prefer not to drive or go out for a walk
>>214933637didnt say ive never had it
State pension is set to rise by another 4.7% in April, approx £530 per pensioner. It's completely unsubstainable setting the rise over inflation, and the country is utterly hamstrung economically until it removes the triple lock. Fucking sort it out
>>214933635I remember how on our brief holiday to the sharty all of the jock posters opted to use the union jack instead because they were ashamed and couldn't handle the bants
>>214933704sn btfo
fueling with incel rage
>>214933721ktim
>>214933609lol what
>>214933688lurk moar newfag
>>214933690Thought you were self sufficient but now you seem to rely on “the high street”, curious
speaking in iambic pentameter
>>214933704kek my filters except I've got montenegro on there tooboring neek
>>214933713Boomertocracy wins again
rorke speaking in iambic pentameter
These items were found on rorke's desk.
>>214933690>Walk to the highstreet you fucking mongNo? Why would I do that when I can just click a couple of times ans get it delivered to me tomorrow?>Leave the houseI do? Just not for boring shopping errands if I can avoid it>You'll get it quicker than from AmazonPossibly, but with far more labour
is the egypt bot still around?
>>214933770rorke throwing tomahawks at grey squirrels like in Call of Duty
>>214933713its not enough. should rise twice the rate of inflation. 3 times even! the grannies are literally freezing to death because you bastards dont want to pay a little more in tax
Never heard that creepy looking Jeet who Trump put in charge of the FBI speak before, absolutely cracking up hearing his squeaky little gnome voice LOL
>>214933704you peeked obviously>>214933758yeah? then how come you saw that post replying to a filtered flag?
whos raising inflation though
Don't touch the triple lock! Leave it alone!!! For goodness sake !
pay for pensions by booting out all the refugees and dosser foreigners on benefits. simple as really
kill 5 grey squirrels and you get a predator drone to kill more
oh he peekin
>>214933844immigrants are a net benefit to the economy rorkeybops x
>>214933844think you got that backwards mate
de BOMB BLAST
the MI-5 should breed the grey squirrels to be more desirable. lie to government. then when they are white the government will finally fix them! I hope not and if grey squirrels were white it would be much more aesthetic while they fix chickenpox
Rorkypops having a melty today because… *checks notes*people order things from Amazon. Ah yes
>>214933870even brown ones?
tried to write a post of chris explaining to tony soprano about /brit/ but then i realised i’m not funny or creative enough
>>214933870learn to read you fat mong
you must eat so many lemons
We should actually quadruple lock the pensions, in my humble opinion.
>>214933895especially them
Hey man you got any seed oil? Any seed oil? I'll take anything just give me seed oils I need them I need my seed oils maaaaaaan
inject grey squirrels with rabies and airdrop them on the small boats
>>214933885>megacorporations good
Give the footballers NEET wages and pay the NEETs footballer wages
>>214933884so true
>>214933907Well said. A quintuple lock perhaps.
>>214933916Ave Satanes
what would leftyrorke believe in?
>>214933885Doesn't rorke love amazon?
kill the grey squirrels
is rorke still mourning charlie kirk?
>>214933927brilliant post
>>214933953>>214933956
was going to have a wank but got distracted posting on /brit/
Give the footballers the triple lock
Just having a pint to calm the nerves after toil, then I'll do some chores, right lads?
get a bike-lock around their necks
>>214933957he was never mourning him, just an excuse to call the left evil. just like trump,
Get the grey squirrels wanked
drinking a bevragino
charlie squirt spent his life sucking off israel only for them to whack him to temporarily force the gaza situation out of the news cyclewonder if he thought it was all worth it in the end during those last few seconds of consciousness
>>214934013SCREAM
>>214934022You're brown
summa y'all could benefit from this tbqh
get the grey squirrels buried to be made into oil
Should have a maximum tax threshold
force squirrels to wear hats in the summer so they die from overheating
Looking for some Honedgesbut not female onesi kill those
it used to be that when someone did a shooting they'd kill themselves after instead of getting arrested but they don't do that anymore
my chinese cat keeps trying to eat himself
>>214934022>last few seconds of consciousnesshe was dead the moment the bullet hit himrifle round to the neck would cause excessive cavitation and likely blew all the blood vessels in his brain stem at once. the jerk upwards his arms do in the video is an instinctual response to brain damage
We love the based black guys, don't we folks?https://x.com/Deplorable94/status/1967475758336737354
>>214934022his death was instantaneous, what looked like him "reaching towards his neck" was really an automatic brain response
Felt like a right spacker wearing a button up shirt with jeans today surrounded by athleisure so might switch to knitwear
The Mossad agent who orchestrated 9 11 looks like a less fat version of Tony Soprano.
photo of a red squirrel in my garden ages ago I took it with a telescope I was a photographer in a past life
listening to schizo italian solo black metal
>>214934081give it antidepressants (prozac at the vet) unless you are a drug addict. prozac is cringe imagine taking antidepressants
did someone say beveragino?
Entrap the grey squirrels in an environment of endless temptation and overabundance
>>214934059lol
>>214934046the dizzying heights of rorkes wit
>>214934050the first one would make /brit/ really boring
>>214934072Bloody woke ruined jail so now going there isn't bad enough to make them kill themselves.Also these nu-age criminals are too soft to do themselves in, you see
might as well do advil go abuse antihistamines... based
No boats would land on the beach.
>>214934093>athleisureso that's what my style is called
>>214934144Prison is better than bloody butlins these days
spin cunt
you hear a lot about antihistamines but where are the prohistamines?
We love to see it x
>>214934122would be bankrupt if i lived in california with such hot white bitches selling pussy for $100
get the nigger babies loaded onto trebuchets and fired at the walls of migrant hotels
grim when you come to the realization that your gf probably isnt the one but you've invested too much time and the effort to start the process of breaking up is too much to bother with so you begrudgingly stay in a relationship that you're not enjoying anymore
>i dont have an amazon account
>>214934184nettles :3
>>214934087>>214934090well thats a shame
right well that's a prostitute
the chances of being a human and not ever having sex must be vanishing considering how many humans there have been. And then how many times sex doesn’t produce another human. Must be so low to be considered almost impossible
>>214934175me to my beyblade
>>214933954Amazon made the rangs of power and ruined rorke's childhoodIt's me btw, I'm rorke
>>214934112I did lad, get in!
>>214934191how do you even buy monero in this country nowadayshavent bought any drugs in years
Earwax on toast for tea
Men of Harlech, onto gloryThis will ever be your storyKeep these burning words before theeWelshmen will not yield
>>214934202
>>214934203there is no "one"in other news you will never be a multimillionaire get a fucking clue
hate people feeding canada geesehate people feeding pigeonshate people feeding grey squirrelshate people feeding gullshate people calling gulls 'seagulls'hate people using double apostrophes for quotationshate people using the union jack to represent englandhate people
>>214934224Buy btc then use an exchange
>>214934203never had this problem as i'm a virgin incel freak you see
>>214934202SPLAT
>>214933844What about the foreigners who work in Britain and pay for pensions through taxes?Funny how Rorke and Gammons always forget about them
>>214934252I shall continue to feed them
>>214934252you must be fun at parties
>>214934224you can buy it for fiat on havano there's even a localmonero mirror somewhere
>>214934301you wouldn't know as you've never been invited to one
one of the top universities in india has the most ridiculous name ever
>>214934329FUCK OFF
>>214934297crows when two rivals for the throne are having a battle
>>214934331Cockmogs me!
>>214934329ktim driving past schools
Rorke saving pictures of naked people with their cocks out to own the libs
>>214934319project on
lining up 15 bald niggers in a row and using their craniums to play xylophone music
>>214934367Um!! xx
>>214934203I was there for a while lad. Was with her for 5 years then after an argument she pretty much said I could either put up with her shit or break up with her.I said we should have some time apart, then I broke up with her a month later. I can't say my life is better, other than I get to do whatever I want to do etc but I do miss that fat old bitches stinking pussy, not that we were fucking all that much at the end
>>214934252how do you feel about 'them'?
>>214934331for once, doesn't cockmog me
when i was younger i was obsessed with pegging which in retrospect is dangerously close to being gay
Isn't Bitcoin useless if zog says it's illegal and you can't sell it for cash?
Leftypol ordering his “fuck capitalism” shirt from amazon.
>>214934418scots? prefer not to say
>>214934441ever try it?
>>214934415not much of a loss if she was fat
>>214934441You should try it.
>>214934451There are services which allow you to sell it for cash by mail not that I’ve used them
off to nonce a curry x
Rorke sticking it to the rich elite by supporting tax cuts for billionaires
>>214934453scathing 2015 facebook uncle social commentary here
>>214934488Sure it'd still be worth billions if that's all that's propping it up
>>214934509rorke is going to be a part of that rich elite one day so it only makes sense
>>214934441thought i'd like this so bought a dildo to try on myself in the showersecond time i used it something a bit weird like red bloody sponge came out of my arse and i stomped it down the plug holehole bled for a few days after had had to make improvised tampons but it cleared up and i've never went near my arsehole again
>>214934494save some for halloween
>>214934441it basically is being gay
Rorke is going to be the richest hobo in east London when the money starts trickling down
raping a fly
>>214934553
>>214934525What do you mean
freeman
>>214934477CheckedCheers bro
/brit/oids outchea dildoing themselves in the battyhole and calling themselves straight omds
Why is blud wearing a Liverpool tie!?
>>214934590The pawlice
>>214934553I bought one as well and just tried it lubed up in bed but I didn't get any sexual stimulation from it. just felt exactly what it was - like I was shoving some rubber up my bum. must be different with a willy I reckon
>>214934590little jewhat on that lad
>>214934640he's irish diaspora
>>214934583Not Autumn yet officially so this is wildly inappropriate, please wait until the 22 and then I can support this.
every friendgroup that one lad who brought his sisters dildo to the boys sleepover and everyone would take turns sucking it
>officiallyblud needs approval to notice the weather
>>214934705Not a day passed after kirks death and media was flowing with conspiracy theories I bet
>>214934260>>214934304also i saw there was some drama about the remote node network, like you could be tracked somehow. is that resolved?
>>214934720for me it was snooping in a mates sisters room and finding her vibrator then we shoved it in his mouth when he was sleeping
you know when the WhatsApp group just keeps popping off give it a rest lads
>>214934571ironically very city 17-esque
we all had that one mate who wore women's clothing at sleepovers and we'd all take turns shagging him
extremely disrespectful, evil, and satanic
I use Viber. Switching to telegram
>>214934793mctranquilityan post
got the DJ Paypal on
>>214934799Sorry, all out of mercy.
Me? I'm a blue oxford shirt wearer now
>>214934863A clue gained
any british iranians here, or people familiar with them? as an iranian american, I wonder what the british iranian diaspora is like in the UK, especially in London
Seriously arsed me life up this time. I am a felon
>>214934720I remember being at a mates house and him pulling out his single mum's dildo and chasing another lad about the house with it. He also had gotten a video camera for his birthday and one time he went to view the footage on it and his mum had filmed herself using the dildo closeup of her fanny for her new man. He went and threw up, I can say I watched the ugly old bird use it for a bit and unfortunately had some shameful young wanks over that. Good times.
I'm gonna get you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's so bent lmao
>>214934887Oh mama I'm in fear from the long arm of the law
mental how my first time having sex was at a boys sleepover but now I'm a completely straight blue oxford shirt wearer
would honestly clobber ben shapiro with a poo if i ever met him
>>214934883Like every other brown
>>214934743No. There are still malicious nodes run by chain analysis and government agencies. Either set up your own node or verify you’re using a trusted one
>>214934887what did you do lad
>I remember being at a mates house and him pulling out his single mum's dildo and chasing another lad about the house with it.He also had gotten a video camera for his birthday and one time he went to view the footage on it and his mum had filmed herself using the dildo closeup of her fanny for her new man. He went and threw up, I can say I watched the ugly old bird use it for a bit and unfortunately had some shameful young wanks over that.Good times.
first time i had sex was with a feminist who didn't let me finish i had to wank lying down next to her it was very humiliating
>>214934951Got in an accident under the influence (not my fault)
modern british schoolgirls all dress like prostitutes with their arses hanging out from their tiny shortsthe boys all dress like nigger roadmen drug dealers with matching grey tracksuits and face masks and gay little handbags
Why can't Southerners speak English properly?>ah fink ah'll boi mahsewf a meaw deaw fa dinnah
Shut the door. Have a seat.
>>214934956failed jaypost. for shame
uniqlo's fall collection looking good, I'd recommend all dark academia fans to check it out
>>214934931ah, the old sneaky snickers to the temple trickclassic /brit/ move
>>214934956Kek, you fucked the green text lad. Honest to god it's true
mental how wearing a shirt with the pony logo on makes you look like a wanker
>>214935020>made in third world sweatshopsDon't think so, pal
>>214935020I'll stick to my great grandfather's clothes thank you very much
rorke's da
>>214934975being under the influence wasn't your fault?
>>214935020full of polyester. liked the high neck myself but it was mostly acrylic so I'll be avoiding in favour of natural materials.
Come on stop saving your dogshit zingers for the new
>>214935072Was driving a reasonable, steady speed in my own lane and a big truck bumped me.
>>214935169but you were shitfaced?
Early new>>214931508>>214931508>>214931508
Two toothpicks are walking down the road. Until they spot a hedgehog and one of the toothpicks asks “why weren't we invited to the party?”
uniqlo is actually good for short people because it's made in japanif you're 5'7 in the uk and buy a shirt it'll cover your arse
HE ONLY BLOODY WENT AND LINKED THE OLD THE MADMAN
>>214935174Absolutely blasted. Airbagstein didnt even go off. A sobertard wouldnt have survived the wreck
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