plug sockets edition
british socket mogs ours type a/b/c is idiotic
GFBERG IS BRINGING ME BIG MAC TOIL. X
MACCIES OOO
feel like SHIT
Cu' of wa'er
>>214947424what's the order
gagging for a drink but i dont want to get out the bed
Sir Am Bottom
>>214947477what's up lad
having a root around the ol nose
i eat my bogeys
but i think everyone eats them secretly
>>214947623nasty
why the fuck would you eat your boogersnever understood that
>>214947391this is a proof that british arent europeans
Those are all loser plugs.BEHOLD!
>>214947623scruff
>>214947699zip it dog
british police are so pathetic, you guys don't even have mandatory penis inspection day
>>214947699more european than you russians
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757949062785145.webm
>>214947761why do people think this is funny
queen
>>214947761They call chips french fries.Wy do they have a fetish for the french?
>>214947695immune system gains
Rest in peace meDied of haemorrhoids
Seriously though, Swis plugs are the best.
I'm blue da ba dee da ba dayda ba dee da ba dayda ba dee da ba day
Last /brit/ post of the Queen's reignhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/170540462/#q170542725
How does the “serb mentality” work?
>>214947761The British have been sent flying.
screaming into a pipe that feeds directly into my arse
In bed. Farting.
farting into a pipe that feeds directly into my mouth
Where were you when /brit/ died?
>>214947945I only do that in the few days leading up to me changing my sheets, otherwise I lift my ass in the air to fart in bed
>>214948030In bed. Farting.
>>214948030well if /brit/ is dead or spammy i sometimes go to /gaygen/
>>214947944this also happened to me
>>214948093this nigga is gay
get all muslims rounded upget them forced to watch the quran being used to wipe arses, clean piss, spat on, shit on, set on firethen finally, ultimately, get them all ground up into meat
>>214948204not true
might say the n word
had a blankey since i was about five, sniffed it all the time and it gave me an almost euphoric sense of relaxation, new dog ate it a month ago and i still feel grim without it, might try and "smell up" another bit of rag
>>214948263grow up
Going bed now team. Finished Made in Abyss series 1. What an anime. Some parts are a bit slow but as a whole it was very good. 9/10.
>>214948216rorke it's nearly 3am don't you have to be up for work soon?
>>214948251that's a technical foul
>>214948225this ngga puts mens bums in his bum
we're just a bunch of silly lads making our way in this big crazy world... man...
indians are taking over the planet lads
Emma Watson's farts probably smell like shit.
>>214948326day off tomorrow
>>214948379i'd suggest gassing them but they do that to themselves every day the stinky little lumps of biomass
>>214947391I do think our on-switches should change direction, it's much more likely for something to be accidental switched on the way we have itprobably more than a few unnecessary annual accidents that happen with power tools or whatever could be avoided, but it's too ingrained to ever change so who cares
rorke practicing singing so he can burst out into song next time he sees leftypol
>>214948505cute
>>214948609empath post
>>214948609despy~
leftypol turning a blind eye to thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758073846347264.webm
>>214948505um>>214948609um
>>214948655It's been rough for Angie since she resigned
>>214948681can think of no better treat than spunking all over her face and soles
Sir Squash Restorer
>>214948655>>214948724summat wrong with yous
ktimhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758058486100000.mp4
in the form he's in, how do you drop him?
>>214948740gay if you wouldn't
the meister :3
>>214948757why is it shaped like that
>>214947415B is fine. I have never once had a problem with plugs falling out of sockets.
gymtoil done>>214948824the problem isnt falling out of the socket, but ease of use
>>214948824pluglet cope
im going to die
>>214948884we all are tbf
Dem wonder why mi violent, dem no really understandFor de reason why mi take mi law in mi own handMi not out for peace and mi not Rodney KingDe gun goes click, mi gun goes bangDem riot in Compton and dem riot in Long BeachDem riot in L.A. 'cause dem no really wanna seeNiggas start to loot and police start to shootLock us down at seven o'clock, barricade us like BeirutMi don't show no love 'cause it's us against demDem never, ever love me 'cause it's sport to break demAnd kill, at my own risk, if I mayTo lay, to spray with my AK, and put 'em to rest
wanking
>>214947391whats even the point of having different sockets? why doesnt the entire world just use 1 type of sockets
>>214948922Sorry Lucy Liu, I will NOT have sex with you!!
Mousey doing cute little snores after a hard day of chasing Pokémon
>>214948949i will
>>214948944i suppose too many differences built up over the years. voltage and current aren't the same everywhere, there are disagreements about safety and price, and ultimately it's more useful to standardise things like usb and hmdi
Sir Jesus
>>214948505sex hair
it's been a tough life as a netherland. why must this be my surname? it's torture.
people will often make a comment when they refer to my family. "and how was christmas at the netherlands?" followed by some sort of ironic comment about getting our flight out of schipol. that sort of inane thing.
>>214949086are you dutch
>>214948652Supposedly it's gay to fuck this
jack netherland mega melty again is it
there was a boy name chris holland at my secondary school. two years above me but people would still ask if we were cousins as a joke, or just point out that my surname was the freak weirdo version of his. he was more popular than me in general i think.>>214949116i have no dutch heritage.
Mental how He redeemed mankind
>>214949138and do you never land
reckon I'm going to have a stroke or heart attack in my thirties due to my high cholesterol diet
sometimes see a good looking twink and think they're mum must be fit and start thinking about milfs
someone told me that i should change my first name to nether by deed poll so i'd be nether netherland.
Dessert is served
why do autistic ppl attract bullies :(
>>214949185why is is the singular netherland? bit like calling it the united state
>>214949192wtf thats my skin color
>>214949204because we're lower on the social hierarchy unfortunately
>>214949222i'd say that your example is the extreme form is singularfying country names given that united literally implies plural. netherlands means lowlands in dutch. so maybe my surname was a dutch surname from someone who was from a lowland in netherlands. not sure.
my youtube is fucked and broken for a few weeks so i search how to fix and it immediately starts working normally ok bro......
I'm not going to use the surname I'm expected to use any more.
>>214949297
just finished wanking
good evening all
>>214949318what did you wank to x
organic free range non GMO gluten free matcha labubu
>>214949346it was kinda gay tbqh
>>214949358rorke not realising this is welsh
I will NEVER download the tiktokI will NEVER speak with the AI chatbotsI will NEVER eat the dubai chocolate
i love tiktok
>>214949358get her shagged pronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2KPj7xS_Fo
>>214947424It's like 9 PM you bellend quit killing your sleep by dumping a can of fuel into your body's blood-sugar machine
Swear to god I have one finger on the mctrigger but I don't know if I can be arsed to not
good film
Canada
>>214949441i'll give it a watch. Really only enjoyed 1 frenchie frog movie out of the 50 or so I've seen
>>214949464the one with the lezzers is good if you fast forward through all the dreary existential dread and gay dialogue bits
beer
i'm a creepi'm an incel
... dick-nose, pencil-neck; getting your violin or laptop TP or entomologist's kill-jar broken over your large head by thick-necked kids on the playground — and ...
>>214949597Ok I will eat it !!>>214949614Ok I will pet it !!>>214949626Ok I will drink it !!
>>214949640funny post
poo suffering
rodents are cute
Brimful of Asha on the 45Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
OK Lucy Liu, take your knickers off. I WILL have sex with you!!
any baseball man in
>>214949892!!!
>>214949626is everything in India this genuinely hideous? jfc
>>214949938yh
>>214949967they're only like that because of british oppression bigot
>>214949977my doyers are so shit at pitching :(
>>214949072why were early christians so obsessed with hand gestures? bit kabbalah innit
>>214948379this is how you speedrun global racism
>>214948868How are type B not "easy?"Just plug it in, retard.
rorke traveling back in time and giving nazis the technology for off-shore oil drilling so they wouldnt have to attack stalingrad
>>214950073because the prongs inevitably get bent which is ease of use you stupid emma spamming mentally ill freak
India really do be having 1.4 billion people.It's like... 1 in 6.I'd be making friends with them honestly if you want to go up against the Chinese. It'll be like the orcs in Warhammer where the machines are crap but you win just because it's 1 vs 50.
Go Birds!
>>214950218they'll never be able to top the big dick nick arc . Honestly, football in general never will
that bussy must have GRIPT to get him to go and do that tbf and that's not being talked about enoughshe needs to open an onlyfans like yesterday
*slips it in*ugh...
>>214950273who?
>>214950268saquon vs henry in the sb could but the ravens need to get their shit together
>>214950145Skill issue. Don't bend your prongs like a retard.
>>214949597still vivid imagery of the rick stein episode where he was eating these like what looked like weird gravy filled ball things by a street vensor being prepared by hand in a way that is probably as gag-inducing as this and seeing rick steins face as he ate them visibly disgusted but pretending he was enjoying it, then asking at the end how to tell the street vensir to stop giving them go him kek
Godberg beaming a clue directly into my evil little skull
half to be up in 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEvewoxv0TAThe optimizer has a map and a compassNot just a feeling under foot
ohhhh when the spuuuursgo maaaarching iiiinnnnnnoh when the spurs go marching innnni wanna beeee, in that numberoh when the spurs go marching innnn
(◡‿◡)
just want to be drunken british soldier chanting britannia rules the waves
>>214950548mental that he had a jewish wife
BoredWalking to toil in a boring wayBoringly walking to toil
>>214950614try waltzing matilda
>>214950665Try sucking a golf ball you bastard
remember when kfc ran out of chicken
>>214950678oka- *ACK*
>>214950685yeah but your mom never runs out of cock
>>214950761my mum hasn't had sex in probably 30 years i reckon
It's so dark in the morning now O_o
>>214950797because she's 320 lbs and has a blown out cunt ever since she birthed your fat ass in an irish pub
>>214950834um
watching rounders (1998)turns out it's about poker though
toil looms
>>214950888ktim
Seventeen year old skinhead teenager Janet Askham poses with her friends at her home in Huddersfield, West Riding of Yorkshire (1970)
ev training diego
>>214950959would
pebble pig adorglib pep beadorpodgy blipordippy glob
That’s a penis
That apple crumble is calling me
need a worseley gf
energy drinks are destroying my teeth
that song where the guy keeps saying "bitch better have my money bitch better have my money" literally sounds like a child going "mummy better have my milk!"
>>214951133counter point: those two lines sound different
To all the immigrants in the UK, thank you so much for coming here, for bringing us your skill, your passion, your culture, your joy and for making this country better and stronger than it could ever be without you. I am so glad you are here.
>>214951126
lightning flashes, blood to ashesyour life is near over
Take the thong out of your bussy playa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvLIQm53Fg
>>214951276wh0a a heckin asian conservative, BASED!!!
>>214951143emotionally the same
>the nerveson the top of my teeth are showing (honestly dont mind it and every breath feels like eating icecream)
>>214950959musta been shit in the 70sno internetboring
it's slozzling it down and it's only wednesday
One of the interesting things about doing an aviation engineering degree is observing all the different manifestations of autism in my classmates
>>214951328yeah that is interesting
I want to know every inch of your body
>>214951159
>>214951310literally the best economy the world has ever had you'd be toiling and making bank
>>214951362um.. hi
>>214951291I think there's been a large swing because they're trying to conserve their kneecaps.Saying that there's a high amount of black-on-asian attacks sounds like a strange weirdly specific /pol/ thing no but no it is entirely accurate. There were so many instances of asian people getting kicked down a flight of stairs for no reason that I think it caused a sea change in how asian american immigrants feel about america.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFTEHv1Ei-U
>>214951455Sorry boomers I’m eating in bed right now!!!
>>214951427but whats the point if you cant cant binge watch millions of shows at the tips of your fingers?think about that for a second
I know geoguesser lurks hereTom, you're a racist. I don't know why people like you on the right are too scared to admit it. You can't hid behind the "well I'm just concerned and looking at the numbers..." blah blah blah when you also drop in white replacement bullshit. You're a racist and for some reason can't admit it.
>>214951455Is there a couldn't care less option?
mummy better wipe my poo bum! mummy better wipe my poo bum!
Go on Tom call them all pakis on a video
Thomas darling it's ok, we support you
>>214951046scran
oh the thing i was torrenting has successfully downloaded?perfect, let me just immediately stop seeding
I didn’t wake up to my alarm
>>214951151thank you sirthank you very much sir
>>214951554the sausage could do with more browning on it but otherwise looks good,
>>214951455did u know yougov was cofounded by nadhim zahawi
It is weird though how people on the right are too scared to own their views in public though. You hear it all the time on things like LBC or the news or panel shows. You ask them a question and they pause and flounder and are like "well, yknow...you can't say it. Freedom of speech we're suppressed etc". And the panel are like "well no, you're here and we're letting you speak" and they still just sort of shut downWhy are racists too scared to admit they're racist and try to name it something else? Just own it ffs
Mums being a bitch again
thinking about joan of arcrip xxxxx
Morning pooPre-toil pooArrive at toil pooPost-computer turn on pooFirst email of the day pooFirst sip of the day pooPre-lunch break pooLunch breakPost lunch break pooPost lunch break poo poo Thinking about home time pooPre sign out pooSign outsign out pooPre drive home pooSeatbelt on pooMid-drive pooPark car poo
bend over let me see you shake a tail feather
>>214951455what's goin on with the crumbs rick
>>214951593probably because they don't want their bank accounts closed and career destroyed x
If I strap my phone to my head before going to sleep will the waves or whatever go into my brain and give me brain cancer ?
GOOOD MOOORNING /BRIT/
>>214951362Here take in every inch of this*unzips dick*
exhibiting a singularity of purpose beyond his years
what's some good food to resolve constipation?
>>214951593People on the right have learned to operate in a world hostile to their point of viewLeftists get virtually no kickback for expressing their insanity in their online spaces and their worldview is tacitly accepted by the various institutions so they have not learned to moderate themselves
>>214951593there is nothing a racist hates more than being told they're racist and being confronted with their own evil heart in the cold light of day
>>214951614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxCEpUFV9-E
Going to the cinema alone. Don’t take pictures of me!!
>>214947391type G supremacygreatest plug in the world
>>214951803Here buddy this might help you I know it's helped me
>>214951743Water
>>214951743raw apples or shredded wheat work for memake sure to drink plenty of waterif those don't work then get some docusate sodium
rorke downloading vibration test apps onto his phone for...reasons...
>>214951743iced coffees and dodgy servo pies
mum better go to work today and not work from home else I’ll be fucking livid
>>214951877lockdowns were the fucking worst I got the house to myself for like an hour a week
>>214951877oh no!
>>214951884can fit at least 4 wanks in that time
*does a little dance*
>>214951928based
>>214951928that's a big dance
>>214951928White people are so cringe
got my big coat on today
>>214952017wow
She’s working from home it’s 7:35 and she’s not dressed no chance she’s going to the office. Hate my life want to fucking kill myself
>>214952050your mom or your wife
got my red dress on tonight
Wednesday. Two days have passed, yet three remain. Bittersweet really.
>>214952050guess it's time to focus on getting your own place
>>214952084No shit dickhead if I could I would
>>214952091listenwhy don't you tell your mother that you're finding the situation intolerablemaybe she'll help you figure it out
>>214952116That’s pathetic
>>214952149yeah far more pathetic than sitting in your smelly bedroom with your fists balled in impotent rage as you seethe and stew and whine on 4chan
>>214952166I’m in the kitchen
>>214952177well aren't you lucky to have a kitchenmaybe you should cook yourself some breakfast and shut the fuck up
>>214952091literally nothing stopping you except yourself
wanking and pooing, I said WANKING AND POOING
>>214952193I already did that’s why I was in the kitchen.>>214952197Nothing stopping me except not making enough to afford rent where I live and not wanting to live in a hmo with 10 Indians
>>214952218not allowed
>>214952060God help her, she's not well
>>214952236>not making enough to afford rentso yeh like i said, nothing stopping you except yourself. stop crying you gimp and do something about it
Sam Hyde is a Kosher Rightoid
>>214952251Ill go pull 20 grand out my arse then that’ll do it yh
clairo tummy
>>214952236get a gf and move in with her
that's enough internet for the day
GON' FISHIN'
>>214952306
>>214952290would love to attack her
>>214952344get a bf and move in with him
>>214952364SIR YES SIR
>>214952261God forbid anyone changes
wouldn't want a bf who hates his own mother, vile little goblin
>>214952261is he meant to look like marx there?
coconaut water down the gullet
>>214952290women bodies are too naturally lewd, I get why the muslims want them to cover up
WAKE UP YOU LAZY CUNTS
connection error while posting
caught picking my nose on the fpv drone camera seconds before it obliterates my bollocks
>>214952485>>214952485>>214952485
anyone care to make a real new?
>>214950959corr imagine her getting passed around by those lads
