are joanne edition
*poos in the thread*
so this is the new is it?*looks around*yeah I suppose this'll have to do
love this poo-free thread
survival of the fittest, natural selection
>>216632682
do you feel that toil freak? its the loom
Haha a proper stinkarooni that
>>216632726got Monday off actually
does he just always make his main male character play himself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6xpABXBM8one for the cluegainers
fuck sake just sang too loud and heard myself through the headphones. night ruined
wanktoil, then bed>>>/gif/29765519
>>216632791extremely upper middle class slop this
My nomination for gimmick of the year: the stinkarooni
might have a decaf
>>216632808that appears to be a penis
>>216632821italians inventing veal
>>216632371Language acquisition is a form of operant conditioning and relies mainly on 3 core concepts>imitationImitating sounds, words and grammatical patterns from other speakers in their environment>repetition and practiceself explanatory>reinforcementcorrect or meaningful language usage is met with positive reinforcement, encouraging repeated behaviour and in turn improving learningthrough this continuous stimulus-response-reward cycle children are able to build correct language habitsthis is the very basics of the behaviourist theoryapply this to the generation that'll have the most exposure to language through constant television, internet and social media and you you get what would theoretically be the most linguistically capable generation
Do you think I've absolutely done him?>>216631906
I'm in a foul mood today
>>216632860chicken mfs be like
>>216632846good post was worth the wait
>>216632860Just like my stinkaroonis haha
>>216632791millenial shite
>>216632808those fucking straps making me think blud was a woman
Well, I blasted my tonsils with my Waterpik™ as recommended by posters here, and not a single tonsil stone came out - however they did seep blood, and are now sore as fuck. Thanks lads!
fucking hell it really is looming tonight ladsdon't know how long I can take this
>>216632854nta but here you go
So sad that this generation of white boys cope with loneliness by turning into incels… whatever happened to sitting ur ass down and writing a song called Iris? Putting pen to paper about how down bad you are?
>>216632906Have you tried heavily sucking on my penis?
nth for the holodem
>>216632931I tried fantasy writing as a way to express my feelings about the world, and though I feel that I am good at worldbuilding, the narrative was essentially a rehash of other works which I at the time of writing had not read.
>>216632880>>216632886what are you on about?
got the christian rock on, it's sunday you see
doing a big spaff after sexy time
my sense of humour is too sardonic for most people
not sure about this recent sequence of posts
How exactly do you know when to stop pooing? I can sit on the toilet for hours and squeeze some poo out every 20-30 minutes
if you're gonna steal my art at least give me a (You) twat
>>216633031when I've run out of poo
Feeling tired as fuck
@216633048good artists copygreat artists steal
gwarn lando
pootoil has been hellish for me these past few daysthe smelliest, vilest poo you could imagine, and the stalest farts that were burning my ringstomachberg has finally calmed down today
>>216632854looks like he's done you
>>216633093yeah? did the timmy go in circles for 50 times?how interesting
you lads poo a lot huh
>>216633174Yeah, do it everyday
>>216633144Aren't you a Lewis Hamilton fan?
drinking a mcdonalds sakura spritewhy isnt this available all the time
i am a lewis hamilton fan
>>216633223shut it weeb nonce
>>216633219yes but i still think its a boring thing to watch
>>216633223why the fuck don't you phone ronald mcdonald up and ask him
If it takes 5 donut machines 5 minutes to make 5 donuts, how many minutes does it take for 100 donut machines to make 100 donuts
>>216633240nowt weeb about it. sakura is nice. where can i get it normally
>>216633252you like him because he's a fruity lightskin you big gay x
>>216633252You think cosy F1 weekends with GFberg are boring?
>>2166332625 minutes
>>2166332625 mins innit. Dead clever I am me
>>216633292id fall asleep
>>216633262100 minutes
>>2166332623 weeks
just had a wnak
THIS IS WHERE A HUMAN BEING FINDS ITSELFIT FINDS ITSELF
>>216633235same
>>216633322>Falling asleep on the sofa while snuggled up on a lazy SundaySounds comfy
>>216633262100*5= 500 minutes
>>216633262The harder oneA ball and a bat cost £1.10. A bat costs £1 more than a ball. How much does a ball cost?
>>216633093are chadders looking cute
>>216633333Checked and correct
what if you wanted to shitpost but 4chan said "connection error?"@grok make this into a meme
just about mcfucking had it
it's snowing. i hate this
getting red pilled on banks
>>216633262got laughed at once by shop staff because a shirt and trousers set at a shop cost £80 so i asked how much for just the trousersapparently you should assume that they are each priced equally
What's a good quality and relatively small vacuum cleaner? I would ask the ai of google, but I trust you lads more
>>21663336810p
>>216633439retard alert
>>216633368Not doing your homework for you little lad
>>216633438henry hoover
>>216633451no need to announce your presence
>>216633368idk look at the price tag
>>216633438non-gimmick choice: henry hooverotherwise just pick any Dyson
>>216633174...yh
>>216633458Apparently Harvard graduates failed that one at a high rate
I deny the holocaust ever happened
>>216633438Cordless Dyson
I feel bad for the zoomer asian slagsthe millennial ones went to europe/us/canada 15 years ago, found some white nerdboy and now have families and kidsthe zoomer ones trying to do the same are greeted with nothing but jeets on arrival
>>216633509ok
>>216633509TBF she isn't actually one of the prettiest Asian girls. Eyes are very far apart
>>2166333685 pennies
somehow Mousey returned
>>216633509LOL
>>216633509South asian men are more masculine and desirable than some timmyalso , because of shared Asian cultural values East Asian women get along with South Indian men better
>>216633459>>216633478>>216633498Guess I will go for Henry. My current one is worthless. I'm pretty sure it just blows out warm air.
>>216633559
Roses are red, stems are greenI can't fucking wait, til you turn 18
>>216633590yeah m8 that's why she's crying. tears of joy isn't it
got a random gifted sub for a titty streamer x
mods hes posting the mice
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_war_crimesWe will remember them
A German family has lived in the same place for 3,000 yearsScientists have discovered that the Huchthausen family from the village of Förste (Lower Saxony) has lived there continuously for around three millennia, Bild reports.DNA analysis showed that the ancestors of Manfred Huchthausen lived just two kilometers away — in the Lichtenstein Cave, where archaeologists found human remains buried around 1000 BC, along with bronze jewelry, animal bones, and traces of funeral pyres.Researchers believe these ancient inhabitants of the Harz region traded salt — the “white gold” of the Bronze Age.The local museum director noted that they looked almost identical to their modern descendants.“I always thought our family had been here a long time — but three thousand years?” Huchthausen laughed.
Yes, it will take 50 years to buy a house.Yes, healthcare is unaffordable.Yes, wages have been stagnant for 50 years.No, you can’t afford to have a family.But at least you get to live in a multicultural hellhole with a murder rate equal to most third-world countries
>>216633654>tfw i read the ireland section
I like sand
>cook chicken>perfectly cooked>someone says its too "jelly" and needs to go in for longer (its cooked)i dont know what the fuck this is supposed to mean
>>216633723the jelly is formed by the chicken
>>216633590i hope this isnt a serious post
>>216633770
>>216633792i like this
words irish diaspora love:kafkaesque
if i didn't have to live here it would be funny how much the courts have subverted the intentions of the equality act 2010 by abusing the asinine idea of a 'protected philosophical belief worthy of respect in a democratic society'
umm
>>216633792*steps into /brit/*
>>216633509uppity bugs and pajeets deserve each other
Hi everyone, I have sex
>>2166333685p
but the thing is, i'm an arse man, so this gifted sub holds no value for me
boyish coy look
black people should be remastered
>>216633936More of a pussy man myself you see
>>216633561https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=Y2jB87a-2m-fBp_6&v=Mh4f9AYRCZY
>>216633936>>216633987I'm a face man, as long as she has a vaguely human female body idc - face is everything. Face you see all day, every day. Face matters in every context, not just sexual.
>>216633915I was here for 'rarapodium
>>216634000impersonator
>>216634051Protective of your shitty overdone meme, aren't you?
>>216632808just so we're clear you're masturbating to men hairy sweaty and stinky men that smell like men
preparing timmy's takeaway
>>216633654LOL went to find Breaker Morant and he's half the bloody article
>>216634014I can agree with you there for the purposes of a gf yes but for a wank to some random bitches OF there better be pussy on display
poo scrivening
>>216634051what about this one
>>216634009hahahaha that was such a timmy moment
bought a new backpack
>Butlins Big Weekender, exclusively for adultsAm I mental or does this sound good
that's bullshit but I believe it
Found that the best way to apply minoxidil is to rock back in a chair, lean your head back and apply the liquid horizontally across your hairline, and let the liquid flow down the back of your scalp - gets the job done
can feel a cold coming on
>>216634094For a gf you want to bodymaxx, you'll fall in love with the face no matter what
>>216634149probably good if youve got mateswhich i dont
food for rorke
returning to base
they put some shit in them hotel breakfast buffet scrambled eggs
Why don't you lay off the Asians, Chief?
>>216634186Although you don't want a terrible body, you definitely don't want a dog faced bitch. If the face is fine then the body doesn't have to be perfect
>>216634226>Government policies: Israel has implemented policies to deter migration, such as building a fence along the Egyptian border and offering "voluntary deportation" programs.>Asylum process: The asylum process has been slow, with a large backlog of applications and a very low rate of approval compared to European countries.
are shanny from the band fcukers
>>216634276they're uppity for no good reason
Eating Tesco Spaghetti Carbonara ready meal
Post it. You know what I mean.
>>216634287we just explained to you that it's precisely the opposite of that you dumbarse
>>216634374here you go
>>216634374
watch closelywhen all the "timmy" spam posts get deleted, the one about applying minoxidil will be too
>>216634404she has tonsil stones
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1762712839358948.pngbased Japan
>>216634404mental how fit she still is even in her old age
>black friday cat.jpglaughing at a spastic at this filename kek
>>216634463Just like me <3
>>216633699at least you can buy a gun to kys
>>216634416wrongyou're always wrong you shut-in gayboy
>>216634384So you're telling me youd rather have a gf ugly as sin with a smoking body than a pretty average face and okay body? Poppycock
nothing today except +2 SR agnes digital which i already maxed out
deeply unfunny thread, grow up freaks
If you were gonna kill yourself how would you do it? I suppose overdosing would be the nicest but, I don't really wanna overdose in my house. I don't really want a funeral either and I don't really want my family to see me again. I suppose I could just do it and then get really far away or maybe do it by the ocean and like tip myself over the guardrail when its time. I don't really like the idea of being eaten by creatures but, I'll be dead anyway so, no harm no foul right? Ideally I'd want to be cremated but, I suppose you have to make compromises since my family would never cremate me so, burial at sea it is
>>216634473from the country that brought the world girl in concrete
>>216634522sexohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLjYczBrFls
>>216634522#SaveDerpy
>>216634522bit gay
gay porn shagging my black arse
>>216634512average face and smoking body > pretty face and average body
>>216634553>another silver (fulumate) t iodine reaction >.< based kinetics/explosions chemistry
>>216634585*fulumates with u*
>>216634545shooting range vegas blow head smooth off
>>216634595!!
hope i can do a big sleep tonight
>at work>speak to an arab>she barely speaks english>speak to an african>he barely speaks english>speak to a fucking vietnamese (why are they here)>speaks no english
>>216634621dont kill yourself
>>216634622do you have to speak to them?
timmy tuff knuckles smacking his lips
>>216634622Maybe stop being a bigotThey speak two or more languages whilst you only speak the one (hardly)
>>216634622It's for the line or something
whenever gf is on her period she keeps getting blood fucking everywhere in the bathroom and I don’t know what to say to her. Always all over the toilet seat and she just leaves it and this morning it was on the fucking wall
>>216634622what kind of job do you do where that can even happen
>>216634667lick it off
>>216634596that's a good one actually, family won't get to look at my corpse, no funeral and hopefully the mutts can just cremate me or something
uncap a support card 50 times
need to find out where to get sakura sprite when this mcdonalds deal ends next month
>>216634683do they have..?
they don't think it be like it is, but it do
>>216634716grow up
>>216634666wow look at those repeating digits!>>216634700look at those digits!!!its classified.
Is it fair to say Putin has saved the Rus?
>>216634663knowing all the dialects of pejeet-speak isn't an achievement rajesh
>>216634622english is easy to learndo you prefer choc ice ethnics who speak english and wave a british flag?whether they're freshie or born here i loathe them the same
>>216634683one on the left (not stage left) if fit (if legal age)
>>216634750these 'patriotic' blacks have taken a white woman for a wife and spunked out three mulatto kids. they are part of the problem.
getting kicked in the balls and saying things like:>YOUCH! >OWCH! >O! MY RAISINS!
GO FETCH THE FORESKIN STRETCHER
Come on lads I know it looms but this is a bit much
feeling dainty today, but out of weakness from the hangover
>>216634522>>216634725prefer not to say>>216634752they're both adults
>>216634795solution*
https://www.rorkesdriftvc.com/forum/this is where we go when /brit/ gets shut down
the short chubby dark haired brother from only fools looks weirddefinitely has non white admixture
Dubs and I get more booze
I would rather a million ethnic Danes moved here and a million English-speaking blacks and pajeets were deported
>>216634816OK is she a lesbain
>>216634816ye canny be posting this
>>216634766I actually already have handcuffs lol. Wouldn't they eventually find you in the lake and try to delivery your body back?
gf wiped her fanny with the towel I wiped the cum off her belly with last night
>>216634841I would approve of Western Europeans moving here because they are either on the same intellectual level but also good looking so would improve our genetics. Not eastern euros though because they are not as smart and quite a few are swarthy or asiatic looking.
>>216634862that's why I said coast, not lake. I am talking about the ocean. the dumbbells will ensure you'll sink right to the fucking bottom and stay there as fish foodyou'll also be giving back to Mother Nature, providing sharks and other fish with some dinner
It’s mental, I stop trying in life and I’m suddenly happy
Wanked again and again to the same thing.At least Palestinians get some restbite
>>216634871she fit?
mad how in seinfeld, jerry isn't jewish
>>216634934yeah lol
>>216634841Most remain voters would.Not outwardly though
>>216634780lovely 'tex
>>216634871congrats
>>216634831You mean sir David Jason, delboy, the main character?
>>216634934gotta stop caring but keep goingx
>>216634963Could you try a bit harder in your response please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAe4myQrD4Imad how this is exactly how uk politics actually works
always hated those videos where the whole gimmick was wasting food, millenials loved that shit
Sir Main Character
>>216634981yea
>>216634925yeah pretty similar to my original plan plus the weights of course. I do already have the weights and handcuffs so I pretty much just need to buy the sleeping pills
>>216635001is this a good post hehe
I was overthikning the fruit flies thing rather than doping them with lead acetate (with ethyl acetate) made in the oven and swallowing them and getting poisoned, that being why not to poison them, they can just get poisoned by solvent abuse. im much larger than them and go go huff solvents more
>>216634842nah, she's just yuri coded>>216634845egirl not pony I swear ong
do dogs like climbing mountains?
>>216635026mousey mate please dont swallow fruit flies
the lion does not concern himself with the Spermatocele in his epididymis
I'm such a pedantic cunt
sir paul mccartney
>>216635046I love climbing mountains
>>216635054bet i'm more pedantic than you
Plotting a gigawank
>>216634836I'll get the dubs for you mate no worry x
>>216635026do not huff solvents
>>216634947if she didn't have a nice body and nice blonde hair she's honestly look like a bit of a munterher facial features aren't attractive
>>216634836reroll for anon
>A total of 503 migrants crossed the English Channel in one day as the Government considers a major shake-up of the country’s immigration rules.
>>216635082I love huffing solvents
might have sex
>stage leftjust say right
>>216635046yeah rocko does
>>216635096ktim
Sir Shake-up Considerer
>>216635122but thats just not stage left anterior posterior front
>>216635094and how many crossed the big beautiful wall?
stage up
>>216635124Wtf my childhood dog that my family rescued from its abusive owner was originally called Rocko and looked very much like your dog
why cant we fill the grey squirrels with cDNA and irradiate them with 5G rays
>>216635153audience-adjacent performer-oriented lateral vector
Sir Bradley Wiggins
>>216635122no, whichever way you're facing on stage, stage left is always the same direction
>>216635177not my doghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdWpguXAtzo
Sir Special Immigration Appeals Commissioner
>>216635203what
>>216635167>Over 2 Million Illegal Aliens Out of the United States in Less Than 250 Days
>objective: SURVIVE
Sir Sausage Returner
HyperwankGigawankUltrawank
>>216635229Need ICE marching down the British high street
Capturing grey squirrels and strapping them into little metal chairs and blasting them with thousands of images of mutilated grey squirrels intersected with smiling children then releasing them into public parks
>>216635246Überwank
>>216635203stage left is right from the perspective of those acting
Apple Wank Ultra
considering a minorwank
>>216635262Shhhh, we mustn't speak of such things
this is a welsh woman
had a Macrowank earlier
>>216635318A swarthy people
>>216635248They came
*poos on the poster below*
any benders in house? how did you know you were gay?
>>216635219you could have people on stage facing front, back, wings, diagonal, upside down, you tell everyone to take 3 steps stage left they'll all move in the same direction but i'm sure you know this already, silly
Scheming the quadruple wank, a multi wank, if you will
watching Poo 2: The Pooening
blep
truth be told I've got my bum
>>216635344The gay sex gave me an inkling
>>216635268if they're front facing, yes and not just acting
Sir Disintegrating Squirrel
theres a mentalist driving a bulldozer down the street in cheadle
shagging a fit tranny isn’t gay
>>216635349Will have to call in a care package afterwards
>>216635393bit gay
>open /brit/>open Quick Reply>have nothing to say>post some shite anyways >leave immediately
put grey squirrels in the matrix pods, but code:red mtn dew
poo
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z9uR6Lqu5qA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEnCOgCEMoBSFryq4qpAxkIARUAAIhCGAHYAQHiAQoIGBACGAY4AUAB&rs=AOn4CLBAIWVwpBY6rrnkQKoNDyQ6330w3Qhttps://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z9uR6Lqu5qA/hq720.jpgyes, "first date" is the problem word there. YJK! >.<
>>216635386Cheadle mentioned
>pull back foreskin under my duvet>immediately smell cockWash it twice a day, but it won't stop smelling
>>216625423>>216625423
https://www.reddit.com/u/GildedDollfucking HELL
>>216635407only sir keir starmer has the power to make this possiblebut he doesn't do itcurious
>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z9uR6Lqu5qA/hq720.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEnCOgCEMoBSFryq4qpAxkIARUAAIhCGAHYAQHiAQoIGBACGAY4AUAB&rs=AOn4CLBAIWVwpBY6rrnkQKoNDyQ6330w3Q
>>216635439bounty chocolate bar
>>216635403Gotta keep it moving
preparing to do like 200 runs in uma game when i get kitsune black, with carrots
>>216635443this is banned.
>I would approve of Western Europeans moving here because they are either on the same intellectual level but also good looking so would improve our genetics. Not eastern euros though because they are not as smart and quite a few are swarthy or asiatic looking.Based
>>216635443you gave the government yo mugshot to visit this??
>>216635508LOL
>>216635424My body is ready.I will click the link.
make a bad psych edishzero cuck posting in bad psych editions
>>216635508nobody actually did that
I need 150 king halo star pieces before 2026! and class rep horse + BAKUSHIIN spark
>>216635527how are you getting round it then. i tried the daryl meme but the webcams are too smart
>>216635429your solution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8CobibE84w&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D
>>216635584>>216635584>>216635584
