birds cant be incel
poo
>>216729781
*shuffles into the thread*
>>216729972>The Saltmarsh Sparrow (Ammodramus caudacutus) is recognized as having among the highest levels of promiscuity in the bird world, driven primarily by female behavior. >DNA testing revealed that approximately 95% of females mate with more than one male during a single nesting period.>In one study, 57 out of 60 nests had chicks with multiple fathers, and the chance that any two chicks in the same nest had the same father was only 23%.>Males provide no assistance in nesting or feeding the young, leaving females to handle all parental duties alone
think I must’ve slept funny my jaw keeps cracking when I move my mouth
Holy shit Trump is finished
>>216730048British culture…
good morning /brit/ :)
>>216730057No one knows what that is
need the bird
>>216730048no mate he's american
>>216730065It's BIG JIM's Big BOOZY Bike Trip to Braemar
LIECHTENSTEIN AWAY Supporters will not be required to show their passport when entering Liechtenstein from Switzerland.
>>216730035So do I. It's tmj, there's no cure.
mad how truly awful this country is right now in every single way. everyone is absolutely demented and you can feel the tension. I hope the tax rises finally push everyone over the edge
pre-drinking before England football fixture
>>216730171It just happened this morning though out of nowhere
Everyone is Native American in old photographs
keep the truibtes pouring in for homeaolne lol
Sipping coffee and reading for the next couple of hoursGood so far, very informative and talks a lot about Britain
>>216730244Get some sleep instead ok
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>>216730222found dead on hampstead heath with a watermelon stuffed up his arse. tragic
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Had a dream last night that the escort I saw left a scathing comment about me on an escort forum.Woke up feeling like I was having a panic attack. I'm trying to detach myself from her but she keeps creeping into my thoughts. Think I have limerence which is fucking horrible.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
fallen in love with a video game character again lads
>>216730471boring bastrad
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
greetings niggas
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
getting the daily does of Carl x
>>216730565marx?
>>216730588no one has actually read marx
quiet this morning
think I must’ve slept funny. woke up and I was laughing my head off
can't believe it's finally happening
something to do with avocado on toast I’m told
>>21673065944 posts in just over an hour. Of course I can only see about 28 of them because a certain flag is filtered you see.
i fucking love numbers in a table
good morning you evil corrupt incel monsters
>>216730715...hi
!!!
It's ridiculous how easy women have it today lads.
my armpits are soooooo smelly
peas and egg for brekkie
https://x.com/DubCityCouncil/status/1988253479693926805
https://x.com/HumansNoContext/status/1988545256766255615
wee and smeg for brekkie
>>216730745Watch her on matans podcast it’s dead funny
>winter lights
>>216730745martyr of our time, a saint
trying to get some work done and catberg keeps pestering
I was born just at the right time
The amount of traffic this thread, and its other board counterparts is pretty big. Should Starmer compel cloudflare to block the site what happens?And no, that proxy posting site cant handle this, its mostly for a few dozen ban evading schizos.Me personally, going to sign up a facebook and comment on community posts about window glazing.
when they're mean to pim on smiling friends
I'll carry the torch when /brit/ dies after 4chan is blocked in the U.K.
>plan to go to the gym this morning>book a slot last night>immediately fall down the stairs>now my foot is swollenFor fucks SAKE
Here's a list of all the kinds of KINGS the Left hates:Wor(KING)Thin(KING)Ma(KING) SenseFact-Chec(KING)Ta(KING) Responsibility
>>216730894didn't think people fell down the stairs anymore I thought they sorted that out
why the fuck did i buy (overpaid massively and will lose money on it) a bungalow built by cavemen that is rotting and falling apart instead of a new build? who the fuck knows
second poo of the day for me
Goodnight Nigels
>>216730922grass always greener and that, ladwatch them newbuild plastic pointy finger videos for a laff
gym booking?
are we banned yet then
>>216730922>implying new builds are high quality
>>216730960the ofcom bloke got stuck in traffic so no one has pulled the plug yet
mashallah
>my 15 year addiction to 4chan will soon be over
>>216730807>this is acceptable>when I give the paki family across the street the same look it isn't???
>>216730960based gook moot standing up to herr starmer
homer of a lonely bartowner of the quik e mart
>>216730995all religions are literally just pseudo rationalisations for why you and only you should get to still have your cake while also having eaten it
>>216730821Rorke you really do find the weirdest things to get angry over
>>216730682starcraft 3 too please
any fat gf man in
>>216730920I'm barely humanI'm a runtA freak
sausage rolls for breakfast
sneaking around at the zoo flinging my poo at people so they think it's the chimps
>>216731054a witty metaphor for trump in the white house
>Could AI bring about the end of humanityWe at /brit/ certainly hope so!
dodge rolling down the stairs and dislocating my shoulder
wish more of the women in my office were open to having an affair
more proof America is the greatest country in the world
>>216731029wish diego was still alive so he could destroy you with facts and logic
oh my next girl,will be nothing like my eggs, girl,because she ain't an egg,she's my womanly friend
>>216731121what happened to diego i havent seen him for ages although i might just not have been here on fridays
Dune weed lmao
>>216731129my dune.. my weed
princess daisy is obviuosly a lesbian and bowser has no wife so him and luigi are probably fuckin
watching an overweight bloke go for a walkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTC79yoFBM
>>216731128been raped to death
why does dust exist, why haven't we solved dust yet
>>216731128packed in the namefagging. he probably realised being a 40+ year old coming here on fridays purely for attention from anonymous retards is actually a bit pathetic. however, i doubt we'll ever get confirmation of that because he's an arrogant dickhead with a giant ego. he still posts here anonymously though
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...
diego isn't a very british name. pls invent a british character instead of this mexican
they should kill bart on screen like they did with brian griffin
>>216731160religionmong
>>216731152bloke's given up on life hasn't he. just whiling away the days in his nappy until he croaks
>>216731186KTIM!!
How did he even get the name diego
Wales should be number 1 this is bullshit
>After analysing Hitler's DNA, the programme makers have discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs. Typical symptoms include low testosterone, abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell.So this is rorkes hero?
>>216731207Gamers after
>>216731207white australians are number 0
>>216731210Hitler was a socialist, so no
>>216731210extremely heroic achievement from a disabled person. what a legend
>>216731210So you're saying he was LGBTQIA+
>>216731207you're unironically right
>>216731246my pedophile uncle keeps posting this on facebook
>>216731152always wonder does this fucking idiot know anything about anything like he watches tv all day but does he even register whats happening could he tell you who won the open this year or who hosts escape to the country
shitter's blocked
Keep getting a whiff of pooMust be poo on me somewhere
>shitter's blocked
bunch of slack jawed newfags in here dont know shit about diego rivera
/brit/ is still up? Did ofcom do anything?
>>216731204his knob looks like diego garcia
>>216731331We all paid for the 4chan pass
>>216731201>>216731217holy moly marfa!
>>216731331everyone here is me on a vpn you and i are the only real posters
displeased
im a sex symbol
>>216731351I made this post too btw
the wars after yugoslavia fell apart are too complicated i can never remember who was based or not
>>216731373The ones that gave us Dua lipa and Rita ora
>>216731373could never figure out if they're slavs or meds
just went for a 50km run, took me 6hours lol. bout to get as hungry as a lion
whats going on here
>>216731317probably your arse mate, that's where you'll usually find it. nice hot shower will shift that no problem
>>216731402Most diverse area in all of Wales
>>216731402former mining towns I reckon
>>216731201corr do rubes
ok, i lied, i ran 5km and it took me 30mins
>>216731430this
Can't wait for the old firm derby at the weekend
Sewing Machineordered .. I CanFixMy clothesnow !!
>>216731402The Welsh are layabouts what else is new
wonder what it's like to shag a bird
ordered a book for £130, pondering wether i should actually read or not
in awe at the sheer amount of poo that just came out of me
>>216731473are you still a paedophile?
>>216731502Are you me?
>>216731498bet the cloacas are mad pooey
>before watching Ping Pong: The Animationman why do people keep saying this show about ping pong is potentially the greatest anime ever made I don't even know anything about ping pong or care about ping pong>after finishing it...yeah ok fair enough it legitimately is one of the greatest of all time. You should watch Ping Pong: The Animation
oh nice more racism
>>216731466>Can't wait for the old firm derby at the weekendIt's international break mateStill I suppose the Scotch league wouldn't be losing many players to it so I did still have to check
>>216731402old mining communities with no employment options, so they go on bennies
>>216731528watch yuri on ice next, it’s awesome
shagging steven unoiverse amethyst and sniffing her hairy pits
>>216731551best post of all time
>>216731528>nip slop Yeah don't think so mate
>>216731528thats peakalso suggest you read takemitsuzamurai which is illustrated by the same guy, its being storytimed on /a/ right now
Woke up after 3 hours asleepI should really just go back to sleep surely
>>216731597No, stay here and chat with your online pals :)
>>216731597aren’t you going be late for work?
love dreams me haha what are they even on about?
>>216731614Lmao
>>216730682wonder if gordo shagged alyx up the bum and now they have a little nigger bum baby
had a dream last night I was still living with mumsy and she said she was heading out with her new man (who had also moved in and I was just learning this) and that she was expecting a parcel so I had better make sure to accept the parcel when it gets deliveredI flew off the handle, telling her how dare she expect me to stay in and wait for her parcel. Then I locked myself in the bathroom, turned the taps on and left via a window so the place flooded. Then some time later in the dream I regretted my actions, felt I might have gone too far. But then I woke up and remembered I don't live with her anymore so it's all ok
They need to hurry the fuck up with AI sex robots it’s important. This shit needs to come out within the decade I don’t want to be 85 when they finally make them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_bulgehehe
>>216731550I will add it to my list cheers. Have a few things lined up to watch now, off the back of Ping Pong.
>>216731729it also has to be able to clean itself out after i spaff in it, hate having to clean my sex toys, always a hassle
on the topic of sex robots, I was thinking the other day surely they make male sex toys now that have batteries or some heating mechanism built-in to the silicone sleeve so that it feels warm like a real vaginaI remember reading years ago that lads would steep their fleshlights in a bowl of hot water prior so it warmed up but we must have evolved past that now you'd think
>>216731748Howling imagining it stood over the sink washing its proto minge
baby i'm not here to fart or shite,but i just wanna let you know,that the way that you've been treating wee,like a fanta, it is so grossyou want wee,you want wee,you want wee, dinnertime, you want wee,you want wee,you want wee,you want wee, dinnertime, you want weeokay then, watch what i say then,if you have a bladderful, swing my way then,in my mouth i want em to spray dem,wuh-wuh-wuh, want em to spray dem
>>216731722I'm an expert in decoding people's dreams and their meanings. I've seen this one before and it signifies that you're going to make a really boring blogpost within a few hours of waking up.
>>216731748Obviously. They will be AI so they will just do shit themself it will be like a human
leftypol.. he ist.. diddybludden
U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!
Anyone see the mousenonce critical meltdown yesterday
when you were a kid did you ever hold in your poos because it felt good?
flushing islam and christianity down the toilet. sorry guys, it had to be done. Praise the sun, praise woden, we are free
>>216731847i held in my shit during class for years and developed severe hemorrhoids and a fissure which is still bad to this day
eurh like praise thuh sun gee wee ah free
>>216731860sorry to hear that ladI can honestly say I never in my life did a poo at school. Even as an adult I only poo at home.
Bit wet and windy out today...Yet I remain indoors where it is dry
I'm done hiding now I'm shining like I'm born to be
>>216731860do you get fresh blood in your poo?i've been getting that and hoping it's just a 'rrhoid
JUST BOUGHT A NICE BROWN NORTH FACE JACKET
>>216731860>>216731876Once shit myself at school
getting into cycling. getting fit innit, saving on petrol and that
okay then, watch what i say then,if i like cocks then oh, i'm gay then
>>216731932gigabaseda clue gained
to poo or not to poo
Should really get up and make a cup of tea. Chocolate cake to be had with it for breakfast too. However last night's beer is beside the bed you see
>>216730894Just have a bench day
cold, got the bedroom window open you see
done about 20 minutes work. should be enough for today
when people say the royal family work hard remember this is what they mean
glod
>>216731923hard to live down I'd imagine. Although that said, I remember when I was 9 the girl in my class who I fancied ended up peeing herself when she wasn't allowed to go the bathroom. Even remember there was a small puddle of wee on the plastic chair after she was lead out in tears. I didn't like her any less after this. perhaps most bizarrely of all is that I never developed a pee fetish
>>216731992Still more than you'll ever achieve though isn't it
>>216731992demon
catberg keeps licking his strange little penis in front of me
>Binman, 46, who mistook naked charity cyclist for a pervert and punched him off his bike walks free from court
>>216732011A lad I know did this. Teacher was refusing to let him go the toilet as he was gotten in trouble and was sitting right at the front of the class. Went ahead and pissed himself right in front of everyone. Massive puddle of piss in the plastic chair. The boys used to joke about it afterwards saying things like "how many anons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares he pissed himself, wahey!"Just banter innit
*runs through the back of the thread*
today is world kindness day so let's be kind today
Prosecutor Charles Judge said the incident started when Turnage, who was riding his motorbike, saw men cycling in the nude as part of the World Naked Bike Ride event.Turnage, who was not insured to drive his motorcycle, then turned around and rode back up the hill before he punched the cyclist in the head.Mr Judge said: 'Fortunately, although suffering cuts to his legs, grazing to his hands, arm, and hand, bearing in mind the force at which he was struck, he did not strike his head which would have caused more serious injuries.'Another cyclist sent footage of incident to the police, who later attended The Leather Bottle pub and found a helmet and backpack belonging to Turnage.When the officer seized the items, Turnage approached them and said, 'You're not taking that'.Turnage then attacked one of the officers, putting them in a headlock, kicking them in the abdomen, and damaging their glasses.A second officer tried to restrain Turnage while onlookers, including children, watched on.Mr Judge said: 'PC Jenny Ham was taken to the floor and described being terrified for her safety and her colleague.'Other officers attended and saw PC Charlie Jones being attended to because his ear was torn - his ear was glued to repair that particular damage.'Turnage, of Colchester, admitted one charge each of dangerous driving, driving without insurance, criminal damage, and assaulting a police officer.He also admitted two charges of actual bodily harm.Recorder Jeremy Benson sentenced Turnage to a total of 14 months in prison, suspended for two years on Monday.Turnage was also ordered to carry out 15 rehabilitation days, 75 hours of unpaid work and pay £2,000 in compensation to the cyclist.Turnage had his licence revoked for the driving offences and was ordered to pay a further £200 fine.
>>216732084Anyone else see that or just me aha
been staring at this birds dating profile thinking of what to say for hours. ive got nothing
>>216732094BORINGwhen's world rape day
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>>216731932>>216731952any time I have to put any money into the car I seethe and remind myself that I could buy a bicycle that would last forever for like £600 and spend a grand total of ~£50 on the bike each year. Between insurance, service, MOT and random shite I end up spending a new bike's worth of money on the car every single year. Hate owning a car HATE IT
>>216732011Similar situation with me, I had the runs and the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet It was only when I told her I had food poisoning she let meSprinted to the loo but it came out before I could sit down
incel general
pedos are being defended again
where should I order goyslop from today
>>216732069>who mistook naked charity cyclist for a pervertImplying the two are mutually exclusive? Why else would you choose to do a naked charity ride
>>216732115based, fuck cars I hate spending money on my car
>>216732096No one reading all of that fuck off
>>216732096>2 years suspended for battering a female police officer while she investigated him for an earlier battering which he was found to have committed
any poofy homos in?
>>216732139
>>216732115yeah but you dont look like a nonce and you dont have to cycle in the rain and cold 9 months of the year, and you can go places in comfort, imagine meeting up with a bird and telling her you'll give her a backie home youd look like a right retard
catblatt on an oof madone
anyway i've got some new doors to oilosmo polyx
hahahaha NIGGER
dont tell my boss but im playing Xbox during toil x
>>216732133I mind they were discussing this on the radio at the time. The ones in favour were saying it's just a bit of fun to draw attention to our causes etc. The people against it were saying just this, why would you cut about naked through the streets in front of children. Personally I do think it is some kind of deviancy
>>216732115how do you only spend £600 a year on everything related to your car? my insurance alone was 2k
>>216732115>having a carnice fanfic you have there
>"hello, is this swissanons boss? Yeah he's playing halo 3 instead of running a bank"
>>216732147Justice has been served
Very impressive melty from mousey last night
>>216732096Could only have been a better outcome if he'd managed to take out some of the cyclists and cops
>>216732217What was he up to this time?
>>216732101Does she list what she likes? Just pick one and pretend you like it too. I genuinely got a gf once by pretending to like muse because it was her favourite band
>>216732217honestly it was greathe gets rattled so easily, all I did was ask the janny to go easy on him after he posted the mice and he went on an hour long tangent
>>216732198I assume you're a new driver or driving a flash motor if you're paying £2k on insurance. It goes down very fast year on year provided you don't have to make any claims. First year I paid £1,900 then the following it was like £700 then this year think it was like £400 something.
All this has reminded me I've been given a bike and I need to get a lock so I can use the fucking thing without it being knicked
Here they lay, limply cast aside with no hope of a future
Last day before I'm back to toil after a week off.
i've got a car AND a bike
Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?
>>216732236christ, we get fucking scammed on everything, mines is still 900 with 5 years NCD death to insurance companies
>>216732258*Slaps you repeatedly like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown*
>>216732256I'm back on Monday, I have achieved fuck all that I was going to do at the start of the week off
>>216732266depends on the car too obviouslyI don't mind having a small car. Also I am a careful, virginous driver.
>>216732266Fucking hell mate. PLEASE tell me you change your insurance provider every year and don't just let it renew? They always raise the price if you auto renew with the same company.
>>216732273Not that lad but I hate the film Chinatown. It's slow and boring.LA Confidential is what I thought Chinatown was going to be. Thank god it exists.
>>216732283ktim. Always say to myself I'd start a new game from my backlog or decorate a room because the place is looking a bit aged now but I just sit doing fuck all except eat, doom scroll my exes Instagrams and post here.
can't drive me
>>216732233no, it says she likes coffee, weed, getting her ass spanked
>>216732303sad waste of skin bastard
Reminder that sacked tranny failed his driving test because he said he swerved out of the way of a pigeon on the road and mounted the pavement.
>>216732312Just say you have some weed you want to share and take it from there.
>>216732312Ask her if she would like to meet up to burn one and have a coffee. Then possibly some of the latter afterwards
>>216732300For me it's that it's a movie where the villain is a paraphiliac nonce and then the director turned out to be a paraphiliac nonce
>>216732333>>216732332where do i get weed
>>216732312say something totally unrelated to her profile, seems retarded but she talks about that shit to 90% of matches so youll have more rizz this way
>>216732291yeah I change insurance is just fucked here
>>216732357Oh my days blud, forget about this one
>>216732334Remember that movie the lovely bones where the nonce kills and rapes the neighbours child but they can't prove it and he ends up living a long peaceful life but dies in a freak accident when an icicle pierces his head at the end?
cock
>>216732303>decorate a roomkek when I return to toil after I time off this is my go-to lie for what I got up to "yeah haha I just did a bit of work around the house y'know a bit of painting and decorating some DIY I'd been wanting to do for ages yeah got it all done very productive" in reality I just sit on here
cum
at the dentist x
>>216732394need him out of business
>>216732376uncomfortable scene when she's down in his nonce den and you know she's in trouble
The works of Brent Easton Ellis where he repeatedly alludes to being a serial killer
>>216732357Go down to a skate park and start asking children. But you don't want to get caught asking for drugs do you? So what you do is hang back a bit and try and get the children to come to you so no one else sees. Trust me, it works for me all the time.
>>216732334what one's that then googling returned literally 0 results
>>216732398£50 for a silver filling, £120+ for a white, it not right
>>216732394What you getting done lad?I need to go to get some fillings redone. Hate that the bloody bastards at the NHS one won't see you unless it's an emergency, been that way since COVID, used to get a checkup every 6 months or at least once a year before hand. What is their excuse that they can't go back to normal now, bloody joke so it is
prisoners (2013) - 7/10 - last part sucksthe hunt (2012) - 8/10eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 10/10the insider (1999) - 6/10 mystic river (2003) - 7/10
>>216732303Never come to this place outside of toil hours me, always too busy playing video games, doing DIY, cooking and in general having a bit of fun. So glad I don't have the woman mind virus me
Reckon UK truely died when Kraft took over Cadbury
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill
>>216732427filling x
>>216732401I'm imagining Patrick Bateman in the role of the supermarket manager from Hot Fuzz and he says "I'm a slasher... of Bryces".Instead of prices, because there's a character called Bryce in American Psycho.
>>216732438>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 10/10>the insider (1999) - 6/10you are a fucking pleb
OSAmong spent years banging on about it only for it to be a nowtsarnie
>>216732414Forget it Rorke
Hot Fuzz>Worlds end>Shaun of the dead
niggers
>>216732486true
WEEEWOOWEEEWOO
BBC.The.Story.of.the.Jews.1of5.In.the.Beginning.720p.HDTV.x264.AAC.MVGroup.org.mkv
reckon this dating stuff isn't for me. im too neurotic. over think everything. vague pangs of anxiety around sex and intimacy
popping into the shower lads, had terrible diarrhoea this morning so best wash off what the toilet paper couldn't
>>216732441>So glad I don't have the woman mind virus mewhy is it that some men don't have this? I'm like you, I can make do without. But most men I meet I get the impression much of their lives are centered around women, going so far as to live with women who are actively unpleasant just to have periodic access to sex.
listening to old people talk SHITE in the dentist, need them dead asap
Not a fan of this dentist visit gimmick
how do I get the vocal fry out of my voice, it makes me sound so faggy when I talk
>>216732468it had some brilliant moments and some mid ones
>>216732500Just get yourself a prozzie lad. The only good thing about having a gf is the sex and that is it.
>>216732529stop eating hot oil
i don't like that they get back together at the end knowing they're going to repeat the same loop
Hi lads, I reckon my dick is infected cos I haven't cleaned it in a week, how's it foing
>>216732500yeah the idea that I could ever be my authentic self around a woman (or anyone really) is absurd
still in the waiting room x
>>216732548not my sort of thing, it's beneath me
>>216732512its genetics
>how do I get the vocal fry out of my voice?!>it makes me sound so faggy when I talk?!
Me? Reckon I've shagged the most women out of all you lot (two)
>>216732236I'm 30 and pay 600 a year on a 340hp 3 litre jagTo be honest the only time my insurance was really bad was when I had a 330d, which was just over a grand. Shit car compared to the Jag as well
