cansmong mega meltie

how end life

>>216808203
>makes thread that'll be moved to /pol/ at 150 posts

Great job, lad

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nth for the baddiedem

might watch arry potta

ive found myself in my bed
been a long day
i will have a greggs for breakfast

cansmong trashing his childhood bedroom as we speak

oh he's SEETHING

cronem on rapid tappy
dem a bash 2m batty

>>216808244
You make me feel better about my pathetic life

>>216808244
seethe on canspaedo

>>216808244
Meltdown you attention seeking faggot

>>216808273
You on 4chan with the timmies all night x

watching DS9

>>216808260
is that the new morrissey song?

>>216808267
>>216808277
>>216808281
>>216808284

Any pol based threads are going to get moved

We will be using the proper /new/ when it gets moved
You have a nice evening being retards. I'll be on the cans.

bet cansnonce reported this thread out of spite lmao

>>216808307
boo hoo nigga
shut the fuck up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF7HpqveRGU

>>216808274
Me on the left

>>216808307
Piss off spastic

Would like to get into politics and get a wikipedia page for myself, but I am absolutely awful at public speaking

might be considered an elder, been posting/browsing off and on here since the scottish independence referendum. i demand more respect than what i get

>>216808343
Join Toastmasters mate x

>>216808347
screaming

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>>216808347

can't quite understand why Helena Bonham Carter is a /pol/ worthy subject in the eyes of canspaedophilicspastic

watching some reddit show

why is jason statham famous

>>216808347
pscr

>>216808380
he looks tough and sounds tough and l assume is easy to work with

>>216808405
yeah but what films has he been in
literally none like

>>216808380
Only man in human history that looks good bald

>>216808380
bet he's got a massive knob
you can just tell

got cansmong filtered
is he having a whinge

never really liked david lynch all that much but i watched mulholland drive recently and yeah, sort of beginning to understand

>>216808380
abs
bald
basically me
without the abs

>>216808425
Loads

>>216808425
flew under the radar but wrath of man was kino

>>216808425
He was in that one where he was a tranny

>>216808425
Snatch. The Transporter trilogy. The CRANK duology

>>216808347
>i got a gaylord of cans
is that the standard unit of measurement for cans?

>>216808450
so fuck all then

timmy on 7% apr
cronem administering rapidclart

>>216808481
all deano kino

fucking hate luke littler

Only lost a bit of weight but I can see I;m slightly less hideous
Maybe there's a normal looking human under this muck, or maybe the confidence gained from dropping a bit of weight is changing how I see myself
I like it x

Why yes, I am the most depressed man to ever live. How did you know?

>>216808425
is imdb broken

i'm not friendless you're all my mates

>>216808425
Gnomeo & Juliet

want to fuck
but it won't happen

How the fuck do I feel drunk off 440ml of madri I’m 6’2

>>216808505
good dartist though
>>216808528
good film that

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>>216808509
get inn son

>>216808541
Have you eaten enough? x

>>216808529
I'll bum ya

wasn't ofcom banning access to this site in your country?
did they give up or are they just incompetent?

>>216808425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw
he's in this kino

>>216808568
you are guay lol

Leo is going to be the worst Pope in the history of the Church. He aggressively attacks white normal people and his bishops are currently organizing pro immigration activism.

He's worse than Francis because on top of that Leo is much softer on Israel. He recently embraced the murderer Isaac Herzog! I'm hearing rumors the people around him want him to endorse Trump's Abraham Accords.

The Catholic church is a dead end and under its current leadership an enemy of the West. Might as well join an Open Society NGO.

>>216808560
Yeah normal amount

>>216808581
scromp

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>:be me
>watching Magic Mike
>get a slight erection

Anyone else, haha

>>216808581
actually "guay" means cool in spanish

>>216808581
catapulted that antipodean wop into the sun

>>216808580
bit gay

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>>216808600
ooooh I bet it does, luv

>>216808600
ok well l bet you're pretty cool in real life and we'd get on well and have a few drinks and a few laughs

>>216808581
screeting

>>216808596
Do they actually proper get their knobs out in that

>>216808581
Yes Uruguayans are very happy people

>>216808600
are they going to install an american puppet millei like president in Uruguay?

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you lads heard of the Valve box and the VR thinghy?

>>216808596
for me it's the ladyboy club in the hangover part 2

>>216808638
this is at least 5 years old

>>216808568
el 155

>>216808636
no cap I would prefer an american puppet president with libertarian economic policies before my current communist overlord
he's buying land and making commie negrotowns in them

>>216808691
>>>/int/cum

>>216808662
don't see you gag or spit ;)

err

>>216808691
off-topic

>>216808636
You say this like it's something bad

>>216808685
will fall for it again award

>>216808685
forget america return to the old days of fray bentos

>>216808691
FOY
O
Y

>>216808685
why would you want to subservient to the mongrel jew american empire?
Millei is selling off every asset in the country to jews and the united states

>>216808638
leftypol on a madders

Post a song that makes you feel something. l'm drunk and have a lot of feelings right now

>>216808618
I asked chatyipitee and it said:

ChatGPT said:"Guay" is a colloquial term in Spanish, commonly used in Spain. It translates to something like "cool," "awesome," or "great" in English. It's used to express approval or excitement about something. For example:


¡Qué guay! — "How cool!"


Esa película está muy guay. — "That movie is really cool."


It's a casual, informal word, often used by younger people, though it's widely understood across Spanish-speaking regions.

>>216808717
argentina is prime example number one of why you should never get into bed with uncle sambostien

we should come up with a catchphrase to identify each other in real life

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>>216808768

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>>216808638

>>216808768
junglezester o.o

>>216808691
Trump is so straight even to his own detriment with the grab 'em by the pussy comments and sleeping with pornstars. No one believes he has sucked dick and an out of text message won't make us believe it.

>>216808783
we already have one
if you see someone you think is a /brit/poster you have to go up to them and tell them you have a micropenis

expected him to be more twinky
shame

>>216808737
Because even id he sells it all to american companies they will run it better than our communistic governments.
If you think argentina's economy WAS SO GOOD before milei and the american economy WAS SO BAD, then why didn't you move there 3 years ago when milei hadn't win?
Oh yeah it was because argentina had a 20% monthly inflation, retard.

>>216808817
if you examine his past it becomes clear he has engaged in homosexual acts
his mentor was the gay jew roy kohn who died of aids
its not ridiculous to think he got him to suck some guys dick and film it to hold over his heads
he has been pro gay and even flew a rainbow flag in mar a logo in 2016

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this literal demon may well be our next unelected PM.

>>216808781
Argentina is doing better than ever and that's why the people rewarded Millei in their last elections. Check on their economy

huge day for /brit/ tomorrow

>>216808781
Why?
The country dodged an inflation crisis thanks to him and he's currently top in popularity polls.
Maybe your sources are just biased? Where do you get your news from? BBC? Vice? LMAOOOOOO

think the israeli bots got routed to the wrong thread accidentally

>>216808568
BUMPING THIS QUESTION
sorry caps

>>216808817
>an out of text message
out of context text

>>216808874
don't have anything to say really just wanted to reply to the one post on my screen related to british culture (non political)

>>216808858
timmy's crush

>>216808903
i'm gay bvecause of the israeli BBC spam bots
i'm urugay now

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>>216808691

kill dog
eat dog

>>216808834
>>216808873
>>216808879
Javier Milei’s presidency, despite all its theatrics, represents a deepening of Argentina’s integration into the United States-NATO-Israel axis, largely driven by a combination of ideological zeal, and the influence of powerful Jewish networks. Milei’s abandonment of pragmatic, multi-vector diplomacy in favor of dogmatic alignment with the increasingly isolated American-Israeli bloc is a strategic error that risks sacrificing Argentina’s autonomy and long-term development.

Without sovereignty, Argentina will never be more than a mere geopolitical plaything in the hands of a great power like the United States that is obsessed with maintaining global primacy at all costs.

If Argentina is to become truly prosperous, it must take the positive aspects of the East and the West and ultimately chart its own course.

>>216808858
I fucking hope not

who up melting they can

>>216808874
why is that?

screaming at the top of my gay porn lungs

Scotchbros….it no looking good

Reckon if Britain got to south america because Portugal or Spain it would be a decent place to visit and the rainforests would be ecologically secure

>>216808944
this picture would be waaaaay funnier if one of his arms was muscular and the other one was not

blacked catterall

lads
>hanging out with the lads last night (I know FONC and all that)
>decided to open up a spreadsheet for all of us where we colourcode the pixar films we've seen
>we were all in the same year at school and it's fascinating how homogeneous our results were - all of us stopped watching completely circa 2010 with the exception of Toy Story 4
>the femoids there had the complete opposite response, they've basically seen all of them even if they were released last year

they just don't grow up do they
they're such sexy retards

14 porcelain
14 onyx

scotland goalkeeper is crying :(

>>216808996
imagine the type of anglos that would live in the rainforest

>>216809014
sorry but this has to be bait

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8

>>216809040
no?
It wasn't a house party it was just some friends hanging out

shabana mahmood big fat paki sex arse

>>216808953
Are you fucking reading or just copypasting propaganda/AI slop?
>represents a deepening of Argentina’s integration into the United States-NATO-Israel axis
Which was his campaign proposal the whole time and the reason people voted him? He was open about that during his campaign. Mind you, the previous ultra-leftist gov was doing the same but with china, even allowing the construction of chinese military bases in argentina.
>is a strategic error that risks sacrificing Argentina’s autonomy and long-term development
Which long-term development? Did you even read the part in which I said that before milei, argentina had 20% montly inflation? You don't have that in a year, and still put argentina as if it was some kind of prosperous paradise before milei came.
>If Argentina is to become truly prosperous, it must take the positive aspects of the East and the West and ultimately chart its own course
Or just ally with the winning side which actually has good chances of investing dollars into argentina?
Mind you, argentina's economy is de facto dollarized so any inversion of dollars into the country is very beneficial.

I imaging mousey looking similar to Daniel Larson

i’m dating an irish-jewish college girl and she’s a total nympho.

she literally drained my balls all of last night/this morning.

>>216809134
not reading
milei serves washington dc and tel aviv and no one else
get a clue

>>216809166
Is he still in prison

>>216808993
...

>>216809177
think so yeah

SCOTLAND

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>>216809168
sure mate…

>>216809170
>not reading
It figures.

bare back sex i'm baloo
i've never seen a black jew
bradley walsh scream roar poo
please, giz a (you)

I feel restless and fidgety when I watch a movie. I prefer to stare at a blank wall. In silence or listening to ambient songs.

cody bro shes a total nympho bro cody bro a nympho bro cody brody co

grown man gone to the darts by himself wearing a Luke littler top
Christ alive

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PC fucking up and sending me to random sites ffs

>>216809195
Here we fucking go

>>216809206
swear on my mother’s life

>>216808857
>his mentor
>mentor
Imagine taking hollywood movies as accurate history. Mentor is a strong word buddy
>>216808737
>muh joooz

>>216809215
>i've never seen a black jew
are you too young to have seen a Lenny Kravitz video on TV?

>>216809014
Women live in safe happy happy land all their lives

>>216809052
Excellent post Pierre. That album is very good. The two albums after it probably aren't as good but they still have some decent songs.

>>216809245
>>216809206

I'm a Celebrity tomorrow so we can watch that
The Ashes Friday (probably ending that day as well with modern test cricket) so we can watch that

and technically Alien because Yaphet Kotto sold himself as a black Jew and apparently lived as one for business purposes, sort of like Whoopi Goldberg

English football managers are embarrassing.

What do you mean an English manager has never won the premier league

>>216809286
Latest Big Brother was dogshite directly because of woke shit. Don't trust anything played on telly to be good

>>216809257
yh im only 29

nigga name is keir

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>>216809252

albania england tomorrow x
cronem feeling heinous x

>>216809302
alri encyclopedia of black jews

watching my gay porn

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The scran

>>216809348
Supporting Albania because as least their players are ethnically European.

>>216809374
Is this the infamous "In 'N' Out"?

Roy cohn based as fuck

Utterly disgusting that Christmas markets have halal food. Need them all rounding up and [REDACTED]

>>216809389
alright slobodan

>>216809014
Guessing you were born around 1993-1997?

>>216809357
well, it's an interesting topic, sort of like white Ashkhenazis, I mean, WTF

>>216809399
Yes he was. He put commies to death

>>216809398
yeah in your arse and out your mouth ahha

might give that new 'nardo ' 'prio fillum a watch

don't all post at once

is it dead in ere or wot

>>216809330
still a bairn

skyrim

anyone think it's mad how peng poo gay porn bardley welsh

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Stalking the Facebook account of the fittest girl from my sixth form and getting flashbacks when I look at her old photos from back then. Seeing her with the other people from my year, the decade-old comments from lads I knew, photos of get-togethers and festivals

All the normies had happy lives, kind parents, felt good about themselves, were enjoying time with friends outdoors, going to parties and festivals, making memories

My teenage years were spent sitting depressed in my grotty incel bedroom posting on 4chan and listening to The Smiths, with absolutely ZERO social or romantic experiences whatsoever until I went to uni

went for a good brisk 1 mile walk. its very cold out but it felt good to have a stroll.

>>216809409
I'm Austro-Hungarian not a S*rb piss off

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boobtubers

>>216809560
we are just the same

>>216809555
noice
did your nose feel good to breathe cold air? mine always does I love it

>>216809584
I love Slovenia you're nothing like Serbs *kiss*

cronem going for a grood brisk 1 hour quicktap
its very busy at the gherkin but it feels good to have a bashening

I am a girl !!

>>216809602
If these cronem did exist they'd think you were a total freak, you do realise that right?

>grood
oh my days

>>216809629
i am a cronem

sister's got her crimbo tree up already
woke trollop

>>216809595
No, we are not. Post Ottoman vs. post-Austrian, it's not the same, alright, don't presume to know

i hate my life

>>216809551
one time i accidentally liked a holiday photo of some girl in my high school

>>216809588
yes it did feel nice. but now i fancy a cigarette for the first time in probably over a month. i always loved smoking in summer and reduced in damp months like autumn and spring. for the first time in September i began vaping. ive not even smoked a ciggie since some time in early October. now its getting frosty im feeling the desire again. that hot smoke in cold cold air.

>>216809551
>until i went to uni
for me it got way way worse after uni

literally fantasising about having kids with a girl who lookes like the troll dolls just because she was nice to me

imagine the whole world was just anglos of slightly different varieties that would be peng

>>216809667
get yourself a gf lad

>>216809707
nah we wouldn't have vindaloo without wogs though

>>216809707
>the whole world was just angus of slightly different varieties
and I had the biggest knife

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love pufffy

>>216809624
ok

swallowing a nigger whole for iftar

>>216809713
been trying that for 23 years

the dog whomst doth nay barketh blowing bubba ping putin

>>216809551
Ktim except I also had zero sexual or romantic experiences at uni or ever at 29 years old

>>216809713
you can be the gf

>>216809693
yea for me it was a lot worse for the first year, especially as I was doing a heavy stemcel degree, then at some point I reached a breaking point and had no option but to transform and become the chadlite I had always envied

>>216809551
I did that a few years ago, when I was drunk.

>>216809735
I too adore The Bard, Skepta II. is a masterpiece of both English verse and the art of theatre

>>216809779
i lost my virginity in first year then after that no one wanted to live with me and then i had literally zero friends for second and third year

>>216809662
I'm confused as to what you think I am trying to say.

where’s gorpheus?

>>216809836
I thought you meant to imply that we're even more alike than the English and Irish, which is very close indeed.

>>216808203
I am younger than half this board I was born in 2003 I wish I was born in the 1970s or 1990s

more like univershitty hahaa

think i've outgrown /brit/

>>216809907
I bet higher eduation has some gay name in german
like higherschoolenpoopen
aha

oreo ice cream mini bites
yummy

>>216809946
done him

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>>216809803
>shakespeare
kino

>>216809946
College is Hochschule

oh no somone shitten on ze cuckstool

how is that gabe newell bloke so rich

>>216810001
I was gonna go to Schule but then I got Hoch

>>216810020
Sold a lot of video games to incels

>>216810001
how is Nur Nuss November going for you?

hoch tuah
schule on that thang!

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cards status: it's on the

>>216810038
whats a game cost nowadays? 99p at most?

need attention give me attention

>>216810045
i dont partake in such silly challenges

impossible to watch IR porn without imagining you’re the girl or how it would feel having the massive BBC in your own arse

>>216810091
um..hi

>>216810103
hiya wuu2

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Thought I had German citizenship for a minute there and was euphoric. Turns out, no! Even though I am racially German.

>>216810097
was saying this down the pub

>>216810091
*starts wanking you off*

>>216810045
that would be more like Nichtspritz November tbth

The plan, as it were:
quick shower
take some drugs
watch a film in bed

>>216810097
It must feel so amazing for them

>>216810117
UM x

australian femboy gf

>>216810114
First post this evening to make me literally scream

>>216810111
>0.8%
alri sheed

Not been here in a long time, does that one weirdo still spam trannies?

>>216809574
CHEBA CHEBA

>>216810111
Fuck off we're full

all the femboy subreddits have been taken over by clapped out trannies

10PM time for bed :)

as anglo saxon as they come me

>>216810176
But we are brothers by blood, I do not understand. All Germans react this way when I mention this, and I do not even claim to be German, just German by blood.
You let Merkels guests in without so much as a whisper of complaint, but your wayward brother wishing to return to the fatherland has you screeching.

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um

>>216810118
nah they actually call it that

>>216810209
just joking lad (im English)

>>216810209
they only want arabs and you know whats

>>216810210
UM

l *think* l've found the escort l'm gonna treat myself to but l'm not sure her tits are big enough

>>216810153
he mostly spams ariana grande now

>>216810211
well nur means yet rather than no for one

Just blended up 100 fresh cherries and mixed in some vodka, gonna be a good nights sleep this

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a modern triumph, and a rare gem
astral weeks for zoomers

what sort of bent stuff have you done then lads?

>>216810303
he looks like that druggie from Spacemen 3, only fatter

Business idea: start referring to gf as the "memsahib"

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can see the new tranny green council candidate's bulge

>>216810347
I'd smoke some ganja with granny

>>216810347
who told them that side shave looks good
doesn't even look good on women

>>216810347
cockmogs me

>>216810280
i saw it in /deutsch/ thats why im confident about it

sneed

need me a neurodivergent polyam gay aroace-spec genderqueer trans man who loves Tintin, rodents & music x

slow thread tonight :/

>>216810396
sent her on a one way trip to donesville

>>216810396
her tits are the size of adult seals, not even baby seals, Arnold must have snorted too much that day

what's your plan b lads, enlist in the foreign legion?

nyone poo steaming

>>216810446
kill myself

>>216810426
sorry mate im just not feeling right today x
might be time up for me xx

>>216810446
retreating to the woods in which I'll die from eating the first thing I see

>>216810452
no i fecally steamed yesterday

>>216810469
stop being clever you littlre incel scrote

Bought a 2kg duck from lidl.
Got it defrosting now.
Gonna roast it tomorrow.
Gonna feed it to gfberg when she gets back from Belfast.
Can't wait.

>>216810465
hypothetically how long would it take to die if one walked into the woods and covered oneself in leaves and waited

>>216810485
ever shag her up the arse?

anyone got the pic of that little mushroom man with the penis

>>216810485
not sure if that's big or small for a duck

>little mushroom man with the penis
*hops up and down on the spot screaming KTIM*

>>216810347
CWLTSHC

Plotting to try another escort in 2 weeks' time.

any peng trannies?

Had an ingrown hair on my dick shaft and I kept squeezing it and now I have scar tissue there - really depressed

>>216810396
A fart so bad it transformed her from Mariam Margolyes into Gariam Gargoyles.

I don't get that one but I bet it's well funny

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hes waiting

Ok let's all calm down

got a date tonight but I don't really want to go
would rather play games in my incel cave

india been taking a series of ls on the youtube this month
really can't see them ever coming back

>>216810560
who is gariam gargoyles

where is white and purple one ... ><

gay pirate dracula: i vant to suck yaarrr cock!

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>>216810606
You mean the b&b double feature?

still don't know what CWLTSHC means

>>216810629
and the lad with the shitflinging video

>>216810629
The former is generally complimentary to Indians

>>216810652
urbandictionary down is it?

>>216810606
greens are gonna win and solve racism mate just you wait

feeling so fucking demoralised and full of despair

>>216810699
better chance of india restoring its reputation than a greens win

why do they eat the poo anyway
surely they have something better to ear

>>216810652
"Clear water lake; that'll suppress hot conditions".

Basically just a stupid way of saying "This calms me".

never voting for any green no matter from where, no alien is running my country

>ear

gay dracula be like "I vant to fuck your butt!"

>>216810804
ear ear

we just not fucking doing a new now? that it?

>>216810833
Prefer “I can’t to suck your cock”, but yeah not bad

>>216810800
thought the aliens were grey

right get the fucking clear water lake new edition posted, need these hot conditions suppressed

>>216810852
This is the thread

>>216810852
flag on

>>216810852
really isnt healthy to daydream like this toby

Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death.

New
>>216810892
>>216810892
>>216810892

K