British culinary arts edition
>>216821091Pretty sure they could figure out two letters mate
sneezing up a storm in my smelly bedroom
fuck my arse go on
>>216821069got various aches and pains
blowing cigartte smoke in my babys face
>>216821087top picture is just a sausage what's wrong with that
>>216821123sc
Janny on a mad one.
jannys here and hes queer. maybe he'll do his fucking job all day today
>>216821087whats the joke here i genuinely dont get it
roaring in a black childs face
Neoliberal lass logging on
>>216821148The joke is that the British had no food worth starving them of
Sardines are the best fish. I'm correct, simple as end of, won't hear any more of it.
>>216821159Is that Hunter Schafer
>>216821165that doesnt make any sense
>>216821181yh she hot
>>216821159that's un ugly bepenised bloke
I come from the land down underThe land where all the lads are bumders
>>216821101What's funny about my question? Or are you trying to say that Bradley pic is one you think is good?
>yh she hot
>>216821200>she
>>216821205shes a girl
>>216821231you're a nonce kys
See the real reason for the trans trend is that they're fit and not fat women because of biology or whatever but biofems are naturally fat nowadays Fat or fit
>>216821241faggot
>>216821239meltie
>>216821246Nah just prefer fit women sorry
ive got some thoughts
>>216821087At least when I was posting funny pics they were actually funny >>216821159At least when I was posting women pics they were actually women
>>216821241>See the real reason for the trans trendit's a sickness caused by porn addiction
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>216821269Referring more to why they actually can compete with biological women nowadays but yeah
Does /brit/ like art?
>>216821269would prefer more real women and not traps
still hungry
>>216821241you're a fag
>>216821292I like fart.
>>216821288hi Cia how are you
>>216821296fuck up niggapops
>>216821269>if you want more hunter schafers How about more people who are happy with the sex they were born with? So there's fewer botched surgeries and suicides and that? Oh that's genocide is it? Okay so you're a dangerous psychopath then, I see.
>>216821323sent that bender packing back to big stupid gay queer land
>>216821305Waffles a la Elton
>>216821308Nah just not a fan of grimly fat women like the one last thread
it looms
always kicking asshole's ass
>>216821292I like some art. But I don't discriminate based on medium or genre, I discriminate based on feeling.That pic is okay.
Just realised that if I'm ever to get a gf she'd need to be at least a bit racist, because my parrot is a frequent n word user
>>216821353
gotten really skinny this year and now i look like benedict cumberbatch but even more alien
your hair is on fire
>Report reveals there are 70,000 prostitutes in Britain earning average of £2,000-a-WEEKThis was from 2016. Absolutely mental how people think these slags are victims.Can guarantee that Russian cunt is raking it in and paying no tax.She charges like 2.5k for an overnight ffs
>>216820950honestly, i probably would
>>216821322Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
farts stink todaymust be all those m&s cookies and sausage rolls i had yesterday
>>216821372would love to fuck you
need more storms remember that storm in january it was kino trampolines and bins flying everywhere, got out of work early and everything
when youre wiping your arse do you stick a finger up there and scrape out all the muck or just wipe the externalities
>>216821421saw a load of turner stuff at the tate britain recently but dont remember any of it cause i was too busy looking at this absolute lengers arse
>>216821424get the buggers blown over
>>216821452turner is based and constable too
If I was mates with Benedict Cumberbatch I'd just call him Ben. "Saw you on telly yesterday Ben, very good.""Lookin a bit mental today Ben are you in make up or summat?"
two minute silence
Want to master lucid dreaming so I can get away from my shit existence for a bitEvery time I notice I'm dreaming though I feel like I always decide to consciously leave, so then I wake up and the dream is overNeed to stop doing that ASAP
my life was a movie last night
hate when vampires are depicted as not burning up immediately in the sun, what's the point of writing a character as a vampire if they treat the sun as a minor inconvenience? the sun is a minor inconvenience to me and i'm not even a vampire
>>216821501cute + scream
>>216821464
woke up to 2 matches on the apps. Both have big ol' chebs. Dunno how to reply to them so i'll have to send a message later x
>>216821448No I try to minimise contact between skin and shit, especially the skin on my hands that I use to make food and stuff. Obviously I wash them but still.
>>216821512>i'm not even a vampireNot fooling anyone count suckula
>>216821522if i was in windy weather i would simply lean into the wind and not be blown over like some weakling freak
1 shot at life need to grab the opportunity move to london and live the cosmopolitan lifestyle instead of wasting away in my provincial town where i am comfortable but bored
>>216821512why does the sun burn vampires anyway
>>216821530i mean i use paperim not stinking raw finger up there
can’t stop screaming various profanities at my cats
flatmate cartel ensuring that the washing machines are permanently filled with their laundry which they refuse to remove for days at a time
Vampires don't exist
when do we think 4chan will be blocked/brit/ is the only place I feel like I have friends
>>216821578something to do with god or whatever
finally gave bushberg a trimthe final straw was discovering a hair that was longer than soft knobkinscan't be having that
ok Rhun you’re starting to scare me now what is this woke nonsense
>>216821601doesn't matter just use the botnet
>>216821512what about this kino when the zoomer vampires put suncreen on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tAYfQuE3g8
who is the canadian?
>>216821579No id be worried my finger would go through. Don't need the entire inside of my arse to be clean. I think you're safe from it stinking as long as it's not exposed to air.
>>216821610hang on... the regional "nationalist" is actually an internationalist commie who loves brownoids??? WHAT!!!??
P1 anon P1
>>216821618It's Emmett
>>216821596Get a couple of blankets that you can use as placeholders until they are open to a discussion on fair use. Play them at their own game.
>>216821635Wasting your time with duolingo, I learnt that the hard way.
>>216821472Think my brain doesn't work I always get bored in galleries it's like yeah these are great paintings and all but it's a still image at the end of the day what's everybody seeing here that I can't see.
>>216821615might get a knock if I do
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND-- OGURI CAPÉH
>>216821610>we are 99.9% the same like everyone else b-but let's just wave our flag (most likely artificially made up max 2 centuries earlier) to pretend how different we are to get some political/economic concessions for our areawhy are national minorities in the west like this?
>>216821629
>>216821592catberg responds to darkie more than his actual name at this point, every time i come home i say hello darkie and he comes flying out to me
>>216821472beaches of normandy is itbrilliant battle tha
This arrives for me today, can't bloody wait
>>216821659Can you say it differently? I don’t understand what you’re trying to say.
thankyou Amazon you dont mess around and are always speedy in everything you do
and welshmong wonders why he's called a mong lol
there are so so many wogs in my town now
>>216821692amazon gets a load of shit for the way it treats people but at the end of the day fuck it who cares it's incredible. same with wetherspoons
>>216821692the one foreign-owned business that rorke loves to give money tothe cash is going out of the country just like the indian's remittance, but that's alright
>>216821230>language policeYou became what you hated
>>216821690Can you play games on your phone using the controller or is it just so you can see your phone while playing proper Xbox?
alcohol and toilet paper, batteries, alcohol, supplements is what Amazon says I need I wish I had a credit card... then I could buy purchase a 36-pack of AA batteries to last me forever and pay it off for a year
>>216821691you do know what I meant, Osian
don't understand why people in the 1920s thought blackface was the funniest thing ever. the only reason it's funny now is because of how much it triggers people, but they had no such taboo back then
>England game on a Sundaywoke nonsense
>>216821729what are you doing with all those batteries
>>216821690They're never any good Stop being poor and buy a decent SBC handheld
>>216821718always complaining you, little niglet
we all know the Welsh word for Wales is "Cymru" (pronounced cum-ree) but did you know the Welsh word for Welsh (as in Welsh language, Welsh people, etc.) is "Cymrug" (pronounced cum-rag)
I would eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>England gamewoke nonsense
anyone else sick of it all
>>216821731I think you’re being rude but I don’t want to assume
can feel a poo coming on
>>216821736this but drag in the 2020s
>>216821748you keep buying your chinese tat with a 20% markup like a god's goodest little goy
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Barking-Heads-BWECOMM40mm! just joking OK I dont need anything. nothing except some dettol spray for my mattress (so the bed bugs dont fuck my new bedsheets) and some febreeze "fresh linen" smell (flavour) >>216821742I have not used a single battery in my whole time being in this house, but maybe Amazon is predicting an upcoming need for some (2-4?) batteries?
>>216821762Sick of other people. 99% of them (including myself half the time). Everything else is okay at the moment but I'm sure there'll be something round the corner.
Slowly warming up to the whole "globalism" thing.
in animal farm, I am a border collie :3 need Amazon to dose me with LSD and keep me in a dark room
love when you have to lie to try and insult us
>Englandwoke nonsense
>>216821725Yes to first one, I can connect my controller to my phone via Bluetooth but there's no comfortable way to play at the moment so hopefully this connecting clip fixes that issue>>216821745What's SBC
yay
>>216821813Shagya Bum Cock
>>216821800Vocaroo yourself saying cymraeg then :3
mental how the gums repair themselves so all gum pain is temporary
>>216821839
So this is Rorke
>>216821839woah Australia thats heaps yay
wanking to australia
time for a comfy incel gaming day then
>>216821845So you can keep mocking me like you do anyway? I’m ok
>>216821896kek this is me
going out soon
>>216821894I accept your concession
>>216821860seelberg
>>216821159i guess that the white woman (or mtf trans) is living in south korea that place is an apartment along the han river in seoul these apartments are typically priced around $7-8 million
GOOD
>So you can keep mocking me like you do anyway? I’m okaw poor welshmong ;_;
Can't believe I just got done by that lad. "Shagya Bum Cock", he said. That's done me
... 'appen it's my new gear again wearing my excellent glasses and new M&S gear watching Live ATP finals: Turin singles SF on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216821972sir yes sir
which 4 would you like to see at the world cup?
>>216821894real reason is you don't speak welsh lol
>>216821929Are you blind? She is Hunter Schafer. She was traveling in Seoul.
>>216821990am not remotely interested in wogball
>>216821965do you keep posting this because of the BE flag posts with the african flag in it? pretty sad that even Aus flags are r9k pozzed freaks now
>>216821990America
horn of africa? more like the yawn of africa.
>>216822001Even if I didn’t anyone who went to school here would know how to pronounce cymraeg it’s like raig not rag
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216822046click this link and report the post for avatar/signature
Weren't you faglords going to ban 4chan or somethingwhat happened to all that then
>>216822059YWNBAJ
Idea: let’s all speak in our native languages and see if we can understand one another
>>216822003she? hunter schafer is a mtf trans
welshlad is possibly underage lol
talk about your bad drivers! this pillock almost had me in hospital earlier
FOMYEG
when ausanon (probably a proxyfag) dies he will have to explain to god >216822092another pozzed r9k fag
qrd on welshlad
>>216822028coco ongezellig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r42jFhiLNnc
>>216822101cute twink
Imagine having to ration food because your generation were dumb enough to go to war with Germany for no reason at allRation books were the ultimate cuckstamp
>>216822121um
>when I get called welshlad instead of welshmong
>it's cumraaag, not cumrag!kek
>>216822116oh she is actually from Africa? would or still would
>>216821165That's not what the joke is. It is that the food in the image were supposedly war rations, but brits carried on eating it and the rations became British cuisine.
>>216822130Yeah in hindsight I don’t know why we even did that
>>216822130>go to war with Germany for no reason at allhow so?
we should let all of our gfs have a post.
>>216822144That's one interpretation yeah
>>216822143shes from south africa but got adopted by a dutch family
self-cleaning my self cleaning ears with cocaine and gurning
Anyone else get a bad vibe from English people?
>>216822120hey that's the bloke that shitted outside tesco in kenti watched him do it
>>216822182VPN off
>>216822163>>go to war with Germany for no reason at all>how so?There was no reason to go to war with Germany. We didn't need to, didn't gain anything, and lost everything.
>>216822182Frrrr
>>216822091shitting peugeot
Toil soon 13:00 pm to 17:00 pm it's not lush
dunno why but that one gave me a stiffy
>>216822195One sucking my willard, the other one tonguing my anus.
>>216822172not realistic enough; in real life this would be a congo bonga bango. the darkest they could find in that place (African child store)
>my gf hates AI and chatgpt>her PC would always shut down after an hour of it being on>asks me to fix it>I literally just run the problem and error codes into chatgpt>it eli5s what to do and what specific things are needed>fix it in like 15 minutes>still works months later>would have taken a lot longer and had to decipher/ask shit on forums to fix otherwise>thanks chatgptI have no idea what else I would use it for. And I do wish she didn't see me using it.
>>216822139stop acting cute before i abuse your arse
The Irish are the closest race genetically to the aryans
Welshmong is one who loves his cheap rayon flags with creases and folds isn't he?
>>216822139the gif doesnt move lad
>>216822203>There was no reason to go to war with Germany.how so?
>>216822219alri 6ix9ine
Need to go check the duck in the fridge.Hopefully it's defrosted by now.
>>216822216>>216822239same person
>>216822208:)
>>216822139cymrulad :3
>>216822130>for no reason at allmongread a book
umybunny coming through x
>>216821133Yanks are so insecure that they try to make fun of the UK at any chance they getThus they claim the UK has bad food but we actually have lots of great food (pic related). They also claim we have bad teeth when our teeth are statistically better than theirs.
>>216822237he only gets a fiver for pocket money
The welsh are very Indo-European looking
Should've just left Germany alone, they're good folk
>>216822163>>216822216>216822239 (Belgium) same "person" a parasite
>>216822244The sentence is self explanatory, unless you can provide a reason you are agreeing with it
Want to get coke in but worried I'll end up wanking to tranny porn again
hitler m8 we told you not to annex czechoslovakia
>>216822271beef wellington is french
>>216822281No it isn't, your sentence is a mere statement, there is no explanationSo I'll ask again "how so"?
>>216822271Insecure post
>>216821288>>216821288>>216821288>>216821288
>>216822261There's probably a million books reaching the same conclusion
>>216822271How is a tooth statistically better than another?
>Coco Schoppenboer-Potgieter>age 16 as of 2018 hehehealso have you noticed how all of the comments sections are empty now? are there are "3" comments but no way to expand the comment section. except for the DailyMail comment section
>>216822302Pretty sure that's Bane actually
>>216822252Morning Mousey. Hope you're well today. You still studying chemistry or have you decided to focus on Law again?
umposters scare me their numbers and intentions are unknown
Place of origin England
why do they do it
>>216822299wrong
>>216822262good morning umbunny! x
>Coco Schoppenboer-PotgieterI need to get her pregnant
you know what, clarkson's right. peugeots, are arseholes.
>>216822331um we are just cute
Greeknonce struggling with statistics again
>>216822271Brits are more insecure. >t. Impartial third party
>>216822337UM hi x
>>216822345stay away from me demon
>>216822333leave it
>>216822333this gives "inbred hamster running in circles doing backflips" vibes
Wouldn't mind Europeans taking pride in defeating the Third Reich if they were honest about why the war was fought, but everyone lives under the delusion it was all about saving the Jews
ME WANNA EAT A LITTLE CURRY GOAT RICE AND PEAS
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763293309574730.webm
>>216821942Rorke claims that non-religion is dying out but that picture shows it has grown more than any religious group since 2010
>>216822354did you a lot of good mate
>>216822366>Rorke claims that non-religion is dying outNo he doesn't.
>>216822368ALL blacks?
>>216821990Whichever 4 are the shittest, which will make England's run easier
>>216822365Tfw
Lads, the duck is NOT defrosted, I repeat, the duck is NOT defrosted!
>>216822365This makes me sad
Can't keep my eyes openTime for an afternoon nap in the morning
he's ruined blacked posting for the rest of us
>>216822389piss on it
>>216822368dont watch sports, dont even know what the rules are anymore despite being forced to play rugby all through school
>>216822365*harrumph*
>>216822203ah yes because the german reich which had broken all agreements with other nations would definitely stop after conquering the entirety of continental europe and hold to any NAP with britain. they would definitely coexist with an ideologically opposed british empire that was completely demobilised and helpless to an invasion.they should have just abandoned their allies poland france to their fate like cowards, completely destroying britain's credibility as an ally.utter fucking mong opinion
this um shit is almost as bad as seeing tranny shit 2bh. same gut feeling of disgust
thdays agenda: hoover half of my bedroom, finish the other half (cleaning up mess). hoover the entry into my bedroom so I dont mess up my floor again, hoover a bit more into the hallway from my bedroom. move some posters from my hallway to the living room, because I had some clothes in my bedroom to add to the pile in the living room. bag up the last cans. add the bags of cans in their place. one-thousand and seven piss bottles (I found another carrier bags worth of piss bottles). its giving "clean skirting board with some soap and water" vibes
>>216822300How do you prove a negative
i'm going to become the rupert lowe of /brit/i'm calling for the remigration of all freaks back to britfeel:> mousey and the other schizos> spaki and the other attention seekers
13pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7uoX03iep4
So sleepy
>>216822404Anon that's absolutely quackers!
>>216822421cuteness overload reaction smufhie smushie react(ion)its funny how you are all armchair as fuck psychoanalysers and are so stupid
>>216822442
>>216822375He does, he says how non-religious people don't have children, so therefore non-religion will die out. Of course this is false because many non-religious people have children.
>>216822443is the episcopal church as pozzed as the church of england?
>>216822407ktimhated rugby but my PE teacher essentially begged me to play because I was 6'0 and chunky in year 8
>>216822445What do Greek cats eat?Mouseaka!
im so sleepy but got to apply for more jobs or im back on the streets
>>216822429With an explanation, which you seem incapable of providing
>>216822445greek cato
are emma watchign the ruggers
>>216822469:DDD
>>216822487she is well ugly
>>216822467just be glad you didn't have to get tackled by huge islanders bigger than the teachers. they absolutely did me in
does anyone care about anything?
saleelul sawarim
>>216822474Ruby squeezing a fat log on my chest
>>216822442:)
shot of vodka x dark fruits (I lost it last night and was saved fo today heh) and with some cocaine or meth in it to really start the day and get this ear unblocked, get the games played and bedroom tidied
>>216822455is this rorke in the room with you right now
um is outer is in
>she
whatever happened to poo seal?
to be a respected european nation you have to be good at football. if wales won the world cup everyone in the world would know they exist
>>216822469haha x
>>216822525presumably he's still around getting covered in poo somewhere
>>216822420>ah yes because the german reich which had broken all agreements with other nations would definitely stop after conquering the entirety of continental europe and hold to any NAP with britainWhy not? We were an island nation and an empire that Hitler liked and a strong country, this is different to the continental European countries>they would definitely coexist with an ideologically opposed british empireWhy ideologically opposed? You know we had the world's largest empire at this point in time right?>that was completely demobilised and helpless to an invasion.Why would this be the case?>they should have just abandoned their allies poland france to their fate like cowards, completely destroying britain's credibility as an ally.These countries were only declared our "allies" so that we had an excuse to attack Germany. These countries weren't our allies in any meaningful way. France has literally always been an enemy country even in the world wars. They've always hated our national interest. Hitler wanted the British Empire to exist and he had fond opinions of Britain
>>216822525er
>>216822518>watching video of myself>notice I say the verbal tic "But... er..." a lot>am literally an Irish man saying "butter" every other sentence
going to get steaming as a rocket tonight and just walk about the beaches on gta 4
>>216822525rolling in poo
>>216822525the parasite (see >>216822252) stopped posting it and like all of his inorganic "gimmicks" and like his effect hes paid to produce here it is all fake and stops once he (the one person doing it) stops, but also makes things uncool and less appealing to everyone else with his process, forming the need for him to continue doing it
>>216822525clubbed to death by a poo club
>>216822542gta 4 beaches suck though
>>216822538yeah we get it rorke you're a neo nazi and want to suck off hitler
I feel bad for the welsh imagine bordering the eternal Anglo. Scots border Nora so that’s not as bad
>>216822525
>>216822514He's likely in this thread
why didnt they just fish?
>>216822538cluelessyou really think the channel is some impenetrable barrier that no army can ever breachutter fucking mong opinion
>>216822564who is nora
>>216822580>>216822580>>216822580
>>216822575why did they have to draw attention to the fact that they're women?
New>>216822593>>216822593>>216822593
>>216822578We had an air force and a navy, what is an army going to do, swim? You stupid twat
>>216822564welsh border is also longer than scottish borderstill they did a good job surviving and maintaining their culture. in the early norman times english armies could march into welsh valleys and the locals could just hide in the mountains easily
