the new as it were edition
going to be so fucking minted when grandad dies
>>216851515:(
europe always had different marriage patterns to the rest of the world here its common to marry in your mid 20s to a woman your age in asia they get married at 30 to a younger girl i suspect this plays into the success of europe
>>216851530why is the phone censored
>>216851515what use is it for a man to be minted, but lose his granddad?
https://x.com/bruce_barrett/status/1989794368144765249
Need Emma Watson to poop in my mouth.
>>216851503Odd fetish. Would however if above 18. Not a nonce
>>216851542get them on pip NOW
too much pasta
why do lads here get so autistic about making the new so early sometimes the thread hasn't even reached bump limit
mad how the patricians of the british empire all spoke french, similar to how the patricians of the roman empire all spoke greek
hunger has forced me to get out of bed
personal independence pussy
do yourself a favour pal
>>216851619ok*has a wank*
Rashford, Kane, SakaFoden, Anderson, PalmerO'Reilly, Guehi, Stones, JamesPickfordthat'll win the world cup thank me later
>>216851615excellent tuck job
>>216851615Crazy this is some bloke's son. Imagine the lad walking in on this
>>216851648sex ensues
leftypol venturing out into the wildy
lnteresting reading the sirry/feminisation comments on tiktok. Never been into myself but l would let a feminine lad suck me off
>>216851503pure cringe
>>216851600Don't care about UK laws, also VPN off
they're going to reintroduce the lynx to scotland ladswhat do we all make of that?
What's the deal with gay and their obsession with exhibitionism Was at the lido yesterday and go to the showers 4 naked blokes, not offensive in and of itself but they were blatantly standing and moving to be seen an much as possible It wasn't even subtle Then there's all the shite with dogging at Hampstead heath and just general pride parades where they want to be as crass and in your face as possible Sick to death of it, I'm trying to take a shower stop turning it into a space for you to exercised your perversions
>>216851537probably has her bank card behind the phone in the case, means she doesn't need to reach into her purse to get the card when paying for things via contactless. Women always have their phone in their hand>what if she gets a PIN prompt?this thought wouldn't occur to a woman
>>216851707Haven't they been saying they'll do this for over a decade?
>>216851717HOMOPHOBIA
its rainingits pouring the old man is snoringhe bumped his headon the way to bedand couldn't get up in the morning
>>216851707could do with reintroducing to the changing room at my work I can tell you
everyone always talks about France and UK but nobody talks about Australia :(
>>216851747yeah nah fuckin scarnon cunt
>>216851736yeah but i think its going to happen mad how they think bringing in wolves and bears is a good idea
>>216851747poztralia lol
*bends over and me arse cracks peaks over me shorts*
you stupid fucking bitch
Can hear the gf using her vibrator in the shower. It’s ovulation time lads, reckon I’ll be getting a shag tonight x
>>216850972No I accept the fact that I demolished your "argument" without even trying you pathetic cocksucking faggot
going to get one of the new corsas they look well nice
>>216851790get in there and ravage her
>>216851725Probably not a credit card since most modern phone allow you to pay with an app. It's more likely some other sort of card like for public transportation. I see plenty of women do this.
I'm going to begin work on a short film set in a northern town exploring the struggle young men face trying to find meaning among societal decline and deprivation.Anyone want to give me a hand?
>>216851503Cute
digging for gold
just finished the master (2012) really beautiful and great acting but i genuinely have no idea what it was about and im not inellectual enough to get a clue
digging for poo
Jobcentre today, no clean clothes
>>216851814no
>>216851802She’s going to work and in a rush so don’t think she would appreciate it now
>>216851747How's life in Australia? I've always heard you work relaxing jobs and you spend the rest of your time outdoors surfing. Would it be difficult for someone like me to move to Australia?
Anyone else live in a very boring part of England?Feels bad when forens interested in the UK ask about the city I live in, but really I just live in a tiny village and the nearest town is grotty and grim
>>216851876fuck off we're full
>>216851876we're full, fuck off
>>216851136how could you notit's wog central of all sydney
>>216851929well i don't live in poo south wales do ii did spend a few months in sydney and the only suburb name that sticks to mind is "rooty hill". screaming.
>>216851876yeah they have loads of worker visas
Emma Watson does pungent farts.
>>216851920>>216851924what about if it was me :3
>>216851786thats the grand theft auto pictures i was talking about
yanks be like MY COLLARS BLUE BUT MY NECK IS READ
sometimes think i could give being gay a go then i get a whiff of my willy after i've cum a few times and not showered for the day and get disgusted and think i'd full on vomit were it not at least my own stench
/brit/ please convince me to stop gambling ever again
HAMAS PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG
>>216851969fuck off we're fullnothing against you lad but i'm against all immigration even if you're white, i used to support white immigration but that only adds to the strain on our infrastructure and it's not going to offset all the billions of pajeets and chinks we've been importing, it would be fighting fire with fire
>>216851920>>216851924:, (
>>216851986Gambling is literally a worse addiction than heroin
>>216851986
>>216851999*blows a poison dart into your neck*no worries lad haha
bed sheets in the wash. love a clean bed i do. remember some lad here saying he washes his bed sheets once a year. astounding how fucking grim some of you cunts are
Two cage suggestions: The Lock Down by Master Series; and the Elite Ass-Gasm Cock Blocker by Anal Fantasy (caveat: you'll probably have to replace the metal ring that comes w it). They are both solid black, so don't match the pink aesthetic you're showing off, but maybe those brands make stuff that is pinker/more fem
Russian mules over I-95!How the hell did they get through ?!!
the nhs should really be abolished
i am adolf hitler
>>216852037that was me who washes them once a year and it remains true
You think it makes a difference?
the frozen berries are unbearably sour
heroine matecompletely different box of frogs
>>216852037Every two weeks at most. My bedsheet enjoyment does a U-curve, like it best right after and a week after when it had time to soften.
>>216852054Is it a 1st of Jan job?
Driving lesson in an hour fucking dreading it team
thinking about all of those girls i could have shagged back in year 8if only i'd known what i know now
>>216852054are you a depressed neet who has completely given up on life?
>>216852026you fucking cunts have been showing me this stupid fucking picture for about a year now every time i ask for help and its not fucking true, this is a fucking lie
>>216852037Sat in a rehab facility currently. Bed made. A clue gained .
>>2168520563000k is peaklower and it just looks depressing, higher and it looks sterile
>>216852080no it's invariably in summer during a warm period so I can get the bedsheet + duvet + pillowcases washed and fully dried on the same day
>>216852086hope you crash and die so we're never burdened by your boring fucking posts ever again
>>216852056the blue lights are a satanic humiliation ritual saw some places are doing warm toned LEDs like the old lights now so thats good
>>216852104hehe
>>216852056yeah i think the difference is that the top two images are more orange while the lower two are kinda blue
>>216852112imbecile how is the comfy warm orange light depression
>>2168521122200k is maximum soulkino though
How do I stop getting anxious whilst driving?
note when I said duvet there I meant the duvet cover, not the duvet itself which I have never washed.
>>216852151how many lessons have you had now?
>>216852116weirdo
>>216852151What would Mark do
>>216852161This will be my 5th since restarting lessons.Initially I had weekly lessons for 26 months until my driving instructor took early retirement.
me and who? x
>>216852186you've got to be having us on
4chanx hiding replies to filtered posts is a game changer
I buy a cheap duvet every year desu
catberg screaming his fucking head off at nothing in particular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTLnrbLiJ_M
Where is Andrew Gosden.
>>216852190diddyblud type image
>>216852056Yes, the bottom is the dayification of nightWhat's that little prole? You don't want to work late? Well, see the night isn't so much different to the dayWe've made the lamps the colour of daylight rather than the horrible outdated campfire colour your ancestors knew for hundreds of thousands of years
>>216852056nights went from being soul to cold depression
>>216852219probably got kidnapped and nonced if i had to guess
going to get drunk whos freaking with me
>>216852116>>216852158Ok this is actually kinda based
>>216852219can you stop being an autistic pedo cretin please
>>216852005bring over some fit french birds and I might let you in
>>216852264hes like a wannabe gingernonce
youtube i am not watching ts
>>216852255i have to after the last weeks losses.
>>216852219https://youtu.be/MhRaaU9-Jg4?t=324
thought i opened /brit/
>>216852165It's not a big deal. It's not like I have anyone else over to sleep in the bed with me, it's only ever me in there. Neither am I shitting or pissing or cooming all over the bedsheets. When I get up I have a shower and put on clothes that are themselves freshly dried from being washed a day ago. Your cavemen ancestors didn't put their bedsheets in a 60C wash once a week. For those who enjoy clean sheets by all means crack on but sleeping in unwashed sheets doesn't harm a person.
>>216852186Did he take early retirement because he tricked you into paying too much or because the stress of teaching you effected his mental and physical health?
as if going to the effort of a Sunday roast wasn't enough of a ballache, now I need to clean the oven because the bastard duck spaffed duck juice all over the place
>>216852311bet your bedroom smells like taint grease and armpit
>>216852311>Your cavemen ancestors didn't put their bedsheets in a 60C wash once a weekthey would if they could.
>>216852086just stall less than 19 times this lesson and you've improved
>>216852103no I have a job and rent a flat. I've given up any notions or romance or having friends though so I don't need to worry about anyone coming overcertainly if I were a normie and entertained guests I'd clean them with a more same frequency
the history of poo
love how many mentally ill people are on tiktok
>>216852318Because I swerved to avoid killing a pigeon on a 50 mph road. I still don't see the issue. My decision saved a life that day.
suck a cockwith leftypop
>>216852219He's buried in the garden at Alton Towers along side Madeline McCann.
>>216852389How many hours are you up to now?
>>216852389Tilde you ever think about how you've been namefagging on 4chan since you were 15?
>>216852296Him andGary Eatsare makingVideostogetherNow !!
Giving driving lessons to trannies might be the best gig. You never run out of work and can mentally dominate these sad freaks as a nice bonus
uh...what exactly is being conveyed here...?
>>216852429i would have to charge double to get in a car with sacked tranny
>>216852404>0 upvotes 41 comments
change the channel marge
>>216852418I started using a tripcode when I was 18 on the 17/11/2015. Exactly a decade ago today.
>>216852422well that cant be true'they' would never allow it
>>216852389why doesn't your dad just take you out to drive?
>>216852429ok but your driving seat will stink from the blood seeping from their opened gashes
i bet a lot of nonces become driving instructorsi remember mine used to make me double back passed the schoolgirls as they walked home
>>216852469He died
>>216852487
>216852389Least obvious bait award goes to sacked tranny for the nth time congratulation*Single clap*
>He died
>>216852311I change my bed sheets once a month, so you're not alone. I don't care if my bedroom stinks, nobody else goes in there.
>>216852476reckon there's a fair amount of seat huffing going on in the industry
£885 to get my bloody bastard car fixed.
>>216852471Right, didn't consider the poo smells.
>>216852504>I change my bed sheets once a month, so you're not alone. Yes he is? Once a month is much more frequent than once a year. Are you retarded?
It's a laugh a minute in here. Like an episode of Friends or summat
>>216851503hate yuri sex edition holy sexo
>>216852504You know there's 12 months in a year?
>>216852476It's mostly just brown people sitting on their phones all day now
>>216852562just like /brit/
Rorke doing something uncouth, much to the amusement of us at /brit/
>>216852562that's most jobs today to be fair
>>216852389You dont need to swerve to avoid pigeons. Their perception of time is far greater than ours so they can afford to play chicken with your car and you'll never catch them.
>>216852585what if the car were travelling at relativistic speeds
>>216852549what a fascinating culture
>>216852515bloody hell, could buy a new one with that kind of money
>>216852562the humble british nonce has been run out of town
>>216852562I remember I had a cool driving instructor. He would be high all the time and play red hot chili peppers from the cd player while we drove around on country roads. Got the test first try with flying colors, but that was 15 years ago and barely drove since.
>>216852602well its not though is it
>>216852515They saw you coming
>>216852611just like the kind of people they're attracted to, it died out with age
>>216852635this
>>216852585What if the pigeon is suicidal?
>>216852644He just can't coo-pe any more.
>>216852647penis
>>216852585Pigeons are retarded actually
is blud epstein
Sir Prime Minister Zach Polanski
>>216852674not happening leftypol
>>216852668Yes but to them the car looks like it's travelling at about 5mph not 50
i slowed down for a flock of pigeons once and I thought they all flew off but one must have stayed right under me where i couldn't see it, so i slowly ran over it. It was like going over a little speed bump that popped under my tyre
Fucking hell getting anxious over this driving lesson now. Instructor has already took the piss out of me a few times like when I said I like to have time to think prior to doing a manoeuvre they just burst out laughing
>>216852647like looking in a mirror
>>216852731die
>>216852608new clutch needed. always pricey unfortunately.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
>>216852721:(
>>216852754at that point i would just accept a higher cost to buy a new car
>>216852731what car are you learning in?
>>216852702It's not as unlikely as you think
>>216852731thank god my instructor is nice
>>216852777Porsche 911
50 majority muslim countries in yet they insist on England. Why?
The days start getting longer from the 15th of december
>>216852800conquest
>>216852800simple. england wants them there
>>216852789it is, only browns support him he also appears to be retarded and gets by from repeating the reddit catchphrase
>>216852104if runescape taught me anything it's to avoid gambling like the plague
>>216852802Darktoil ends in 3 months I'm positively fuming
>>216852776You could buy 2 or 3 new cars if you removed all the working parts from your broken car and sold them at retail price
>>216852818its not conquest when the countries government is begging for you to come in, with open arms, compared to a 15-pounder gun shipped there to tear them up, leftypol
I know I post this advice often but it honestly did help me to watch youtube videos of mock tests and lessons when I was learning to drive. They're free lessons. You can double or triple your lesson time by watching these videos.Eventually you get to a point where you watch the videos and you can tell when the instructor is going to call the student out on a mistake because you've seen a bunch of other students make the same mistake and be called out on it. And this carries over into your own lessons / test.
Yesterday I posted about getting ghosted by a woman and everyone said I was a beta with no charismaToday I tried a new strategy and sent a woman a picture of the ducks I saw and she absolutely loved itWill be going back later with some duck treats to thank them for their service
>>216852839>its not conquest when the countries government is begging for you to come in,the invaders certainly see it as such
hello everyone and welcome to the “the my name show” show
>>216852843i watch them too but i don't understand when they talk about the biting point. i honestly don't feel shit
>>216852855hello sven
>>216852284occasionally get these videos desperately pushed to me that I know for a fact are complete dogshit that I will never watchgoogle has no idea what i like
>>216852850because their IQ is 60 and its useful for the host government
noticed an attractive young woman around town the last couple of days. l'm sure l look like a feral beast to her
>>216852839the government is seen as useful idiots who are facilitating their own conquest
>>216852884fuck her
sacked tranny hiring a new driving instructor buts when he shows up its Scottish bloke from Fake Driving School
>>216852502woke nonsense
>>216852912oh yeah mate l'll get right on that
>>216852822>only browns support him Which is a huge proportion of the electorate nowPlus all those weak boomers who go on marches>gets by from repeating the reddit catchphraseAs do most winning politiciansYoure confusing 'fucking awful' with 'won't get votes'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISgg86529yM
>>216852850Bold of you to assume they have a thought process
spent close over a grand on the car this year unfucking unavoidable malfunctions. Next year I'm gonna buy a bicycle fuck it all man fuck cars I'll cycle to work in the winter and cycle uphill from the shop with 4 panniers laiden with shopping I don't care I'm not spending any more money on the motorised jew
ok google how do i pander to lowest common denominator
>>216852849how does it feel to be a clown providing free entertainment to women that will stop talking to you the moment you start being boring to them?
>>216852964Projecting a little too hard there fella pardner
churchill should have been made dictator after the war
>>216852952imagine your thighs this time next year phwoar
>>216852964bro think he’s tough
peanut butter, banana, and bacon sarnie for luncheon
>>216852866The way I do it for hill starts etc is as I'm bringing the clutch up I'm looking at the car bonnet. When I see the front of the car lift up / forward slightly, that's the biting point. You don't need to feel anything, just look for that sign and stop raising the clutch at that point. If you take the brake off the car will remain where it is.
Think I've absolutely blown it with the Russian escort, lads. No response even after I offered to buy her a gift. This whole thing has pissed me off.I need to start planning my next escort visit, lads. It's on the 30th.I basically need to find one I can be a regular for and build up my confidence. How should I approach it? Should I tell her during the opening chat?
>>216853024>How should I approach it?upside-down headfirst 100mph off a bridge
>>216853024this nigga can't even fuck a whore
>>216853018Alri Elvis
escortmong is spackedtranny dont reply to him
>>216852902just saying that white people did it better, and that browns arent really conquering shit when they are welcomed into the country with open arms. if they think otherwise, and think the outcome for them will be good, then it is not my problem
>>216853024don't offer to buy gifts on the first date
>>216853024you should leave and never come back
>>216853024I honestly feel bad for her she probably has nightmares about you
>>216853022Will try this today
Police are seeking public assistance to locate a 17-year-old girl reported missing from Kin Kora since yesterday afternoon, 16 November.
alright elvis alright elvis hello hello
>>216852952cycling in cold weather is shit. get an ebike if you're using it for carrying things and it least it will be more tolerable
watching ' The First French Femboy ' on youtube dot com
finished watching nightcrawler (2014) nigga comes across as an autistic psychopath who subscribed to hustlers university
when I was 12 I was "going out" with a girl in my year at school after we had spoken on MSN for a few nights. On her birthday I bought her a box of Guylian chocolate seashells and got her a birthday card, both of which I left on her chair in her form room. I didn't speak to her in real life though or go on dates or anything like that, I was too afraid. Some time later she broke up with me because of this.
>>216853073Ok .. If I see herI Will let YouKnow !!
>>216852952that's what you get for driving a bmw
>>216853094Is he fit?
>>216853022>>216852866a good way to learn it is to drive slowly up a steady hill and start to slow down, then use the clutch to hold the car in place as it comes to a stop
>>216853099roll
me when my other personality is telling me to stab frodo and take the ring >>216853065
>>216853112doesnt appear so
>>216853099Rolling
me when
>>216852776Well not really, if it's a fucking M4 or something it wouldn't be worth selling over a £900 fix.
>>216853122that’s so relatable
Genuinely feel sick over this lesson fuck my life
>>216853072please note that when I said "if you take the brake off the car will remain where it is", this is conditional upon the car being on a hill during a hill startif you're sat at the traffic lights on a flat road, you can find the biting point the same way using the bonnet uplift but be aware that when you take the brake off here the car will move forward (which is what you want anyway)when the car is at the biting point the power generated by the engine is now being transferred to the wheels. It's just that if you're facing uphill, that energy is only sufficient to keep the car in place. If you're on flat ground then it will move the car forward. I hope that makes sense. Best of luck.
>>216852151i used to pop valium before driving lessons, and after i passed my test i found i couldn't drive without them, but i relaxed naturally after a while with more experience
>>216853037Yes but I want to learn how
didnt bother
7 degrees Cpartly sunny
the so called first french femboy famouse in paris for being indistinguishable from a woman
I don't get why they make NPC boxes have such vague, long clutch travel. My Fiesta ST was great, the clutch was like an on/off switch and the bite point was really obvious as soon as you lift your foot half an inch. My mrs's vauxhall adam has a horrible clutch.
every single non whites start suffering from a weird severe form of psychosis as soon as they set foot in western countries
>>216853203Vauxhall clutches aren't nice, no. Also the actual physical gear-changing doesn't feel good either.
>>216853221yeah it's called non-white syndrome, all non-whites suffer from it, especially in white countries
>>216853203okay
>>216853203i'm learning in a Peugeot and i have to lift my leg basically halfway for the clutch to kick in, what the fuck
I am seeing increasing evidence that a huge number of foreign nationals are taking driving tests for other migrants - this is a scandal. With staff unwilling to challenge someone’s identity for fear of being called racist. I am taking this to Parliament. We must demand change.
I genuinely believe you must be slow to find driving difficult.
i only know how to drive automatic and i see no reason to learn manual
Girls from the Philipines whom I have no connection to keep appearing in the people you may know thing on facebook and idk how old they are but they do not look like they're out of school
>>216853033>>216853065>>216853070No need to be cunts.>>216853037Yes I know but I have to change that.
I've never driven a car but I can ride a bicycle
>>216853270Driving manuals can be fun but it can also be a chore depending on how they're built.
>>216853297Never ridden a bike but I take ur mom for a spin every night LOL
>>216853291looks like your chums have been dming them
>>216853304also depends on where you live, i'd imagine it would be a nightmare if you live in a heavily urban area
i win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AismFDcA0Kkktim
>>216853257When I sat my theory test a few years ago now the security and ID checks going in were fucking insane. Outside of an airport, there is nowhere else where you will be checked like that. I'm talking multiple checkpoints, pockets turned out, ID verified and compared to your face by multiple separate staff members etc.The only reason I can think of is that the DVLA are getting done up the bum by brownoids taking tests on behalf of one another. Imagine not being able to pass the theory test.
>>216853270To be fair I loved the fiesta st in manual but for bigger engines I prefer auto, the 8 speed in my jag goes really well with the 3 litre. It'd be nice with a manual but it's still very fun snapping through gears on the paddles with the supercharger noises
>>216853324Behave lad that's my dear mother you're talking about
>>216853294>No need to be cunts.I'm saying you should stop being a nightmare client and just leave her alone it was clear she wanted nothing to do with you because you probably gave her the creeps judging by how you talk. Just give it a damn rest for the sake of everyone
i can do it! i can do- *trips and flies out the windows, lands on the street, and then is run over by a steamroller and turned into a pancake*guy driving the steamroller: looks like his luck just ran thin!
i'm learning manual because saruei made fun of men who can't drive manual. fuck that french slut
>>216853363haha
>>216853375id love to learn but it's a useless skill and im not paying hundreds of dollars for a lesson specifically for that
>>216853363
>>216853375>watching vtubersyou should be killed>taking their opinions seriouslyyou should go to hell after you're killed
>>216853394watched some videos and burgers can just get into a manual car and drive it, no? just watch some youtube lessons
tights sexual erotic
>, no?
just need manual
>>216853394>it's a useless skillYou say that but in yankland you can get manual hellcats and GT350s, driving a manual hellcat would be fucking hilarious
>>216853414nope sorry, not me. i'm much more handsome
>>216853402how did you know it was a vtuber?
>>216853397ok, im coming*splurt *splurt
>>216853434googled it, duh
absolutely roaring rolling about on the floor tears streaming out my eyes at the thought of driving a manual hellcat
>>216853397so this is employed woman
>>216853329True I learned on manual and you quickly have to figure out how it works or else you'll stall every few meters. Though the hardest part is just learning the feeling and intricacies of each car. Once you know roughly how much you can push it you stop thinking about it altogether. Besides most cars can stay on 2nd in urban areas, you just have to work the clutch right so you hardly ever change gears
>>216853406id have to buy one (hundreds of dollars investment for a shitbox still) since i know absolutely no one who owns a manual
>>216853394I only needed one lesson and a few hours in an empty carpark to gain the confidence to go on the road
>>216853476>>216853476>>216853476the new as it was, is, and forever shall be
>>216853356I will leave her alone now. But again, we chatted for ages during the meeting so I still don't get what exactly changed her mind afterwards.