the new as it were edish
>>216860868poo smells
>>216860868ah to be at the game drinking me bottle of pish
Just started snowing where I am
hi brit
>>216860909Grow up
>>216860882>>216860882>>216860882proper british new
is this it then
They made you... SUCK?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNA5KaT_3i4
Chilly out there tonight eh lads? Popped the heating on for an hour haven't I?Yeah I remain in bed where it is warm and comfy
Bubba suckers in the house tonightShake thatEvery day Im bubba suckin
>audio streams not allowed>no you can't upload it anyway while we strip the audio. you have to do it yourself
>>216861004kek this is so them
going to wait like 5-10 minutes then put tea on
>>216861004fucking bitch soihuld help the cat
>>216861004i understand in principle but it's a good thing because it stops retards from just spamming slop straight from tiktok or whatever
uma literally me except a Japanese horse (female)
>>216861028thats a nigga with a penis isnt it
>>216861028imagine the smell
>>216860868
are you saying poo or poo urns?
Got the saint pablo on
>>216861070the dreamcastremember that? crazy taxi, vf3, hydrothunder, the list goes on
>>216861028arse so big it's curving spacetimeor maybe just photoshop
>>216861090beaner
>>216861062as far as I know thats a woman so wank away
Nigga still going crazy for some anime horse pussy
>>216861037the people posting the worst things are also the people most likely to go through all that effortcan you even share an audio .webm you download from /wsg/ on other boards? what kind of functionality is that
sir white power
>>216861028Phwooooaarr *SNIiiiiiiiFff*
>>216861059
Poo fartpoo fartpoo fartpoo fart
>>216861125this is literally me
Got a little pre rolled zoot in my cupboardShould I smoke it?
bordeaux
>>216861127ladies and gentlemen, from the country that brought you shakespeare, dryden, oscar wild, alfred lord tennyson, I present to you:POO FART POO FART POO FART POO FARTfucking hell mate
>>216861114based octopus wish it killed him
poo deng
>>216861162oscar wilde was irish
Bizarre to think that dolphins just be raping niggasNot even limited to just other dolphins either. They do it to other species. They’re just sea humans
>>216861152yes I’ll be doing the same shortly :)
>>216861198dropped
>>216861209#RapeShorke
>>216861198Im irish
>>216861238youre a fat brown american latino muslim
watching mousey through my scope reaching for his basket of chemicals muttering under my breath "don't do it, don't you fucking do it"my commander in my earpiece telling me to take the shot
>>216861209humans rape goats
>>216861028I leave a white and turbid wake; pale waters, paler cheeks, where’er I sail. The envious billows sidelong swell to whelm my track; let them; but first I pass.
>>216861114Mental how this fool doesn't have a dive knife
>>216861152nah mate stay sober and appreciate how shit reality is instead
What happened to Mousey to make him so desperate for attention and tantrum-prone? I need to know the real lore.
Are we all behaving ourselves?
>>216861259And the rest. Which is why I said sea humans
>>216861254I am a chadlite gael but my kids will be half mexican Presbyterians
Genuinely fucking kicking myself at how much I've blown any chance of seeing the Russian escort again.The cunt is just reading my messages on AdultWork but not responding. Why can't she just respond with a simple "no"? Absolutely hate how women, even fucking escorts, think ghosting is completely acceptable behaviour. Women just have no manners or sense of honour, fucking cowards.
>>216861294this thing used to terrify me when I was youngerthe advert where he's in the car bobbing his head
>>216861257TAKE the SHOTDisobeying a direct order WILL result in a court marshall DAMN IT
>>216861310unsubscribe
>try guess this about me>What music video was I inAlright lads what's a funny answer to this, I'm drawing a blank
>>216861310shut up spaedo
>>216860868lol maybe its just water or regular alcohol and hes just fucking with people
>>216861310ROARING
>>216861310I find it better to ring brasses directly, I always call them instead of texting. Turns me on hearing them as well lol
>>216861333>God damn, lieutenant I will not tell you one last time, take that shotI CAN'T CARRY OUT THAT ORDER>TAKE THE SHOTI WILL NOT CARRY OUT THAT ORDER>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN!?
>>216861310mate just message an escort saying "hi my name is [fake name], i'd love to meet up for [whatever services she offers that you want], if that's cool just let me know the details, take care"not fucking rocket science
>>216861399Fire in the disco
sat in dark room fixated on the screens covering the wall showing a live stream of a poo crowning from mousenonces arsehole recorded by the spy-cam installed in his toilet
>>216861417why did they photoshop his face on
>>216861449because nobody has a life except for me unless its secret agents or something...
>>216861436*spaki creeps up behind you and uses dildo to knock you out*He's more useful to me alive
shower time <3
I like to move it move itI like to move it move ityou like tomove it!
>>216861293He was already bad but spainpaedo made him far, far worse. His mice were basically a ban on sight at one point (cause he would ban evade) which his mentally damaged psyche took to mean the thread was personally against him. People here will goad the mentalists so they do it (no mice, no peters) etc
>>216861505i like to poo shit poo shit i like to poo shit poo shit i like topoo shit
>>216861443I don't get it
Mrs is mad at me because she asked me to pick up some hand moisturiser from the supermarket and I picked her up one from the same brand that was more expensive. Make it make sense lads :/
Do the prozzies on adult work do streetwalking as well or are they appointment only you reckon? Id assume they're probably a little cleaner than streetwalkers if not
got lamb shoulder for dinner tonight:)i love lamb
That's a spaki dogshit zinger
it's so fucking over for me de ladsnot really but I have nothing on my CV so I can't get an internship because I wasted the summer in my smelly childhood bedroom instead of doing something worthwhileI feel so hopeless
>>216861533she’s a woman. hope this helps.
>>216861550that's a baby sheep why would you eat that just have a hotdog
>>216861526I was that lad with the big glowing bulge. Not so much funny but more of an observation
May I meet you?
filtered the word escort + all replies sorry ford escort owners but it had to be done
>>216861611im fine as i own a ford fiesta
>>216861598Really doubt you were actually that lad
>>216861632fiesta posters stay winning
this cake is dangerous
report the BE flags posts
>>216861575Just found out today that I will need to send in a CV to apply to the job vacancy for my promotion (which I'm already doing).FUCK SAKE, my CV is 3 years old, why do you need it when HR should still have it on record and you know what I've been doing the past 3 years
>>216861687mmmhmmmsup crodie?
>>216861728snitches get stitches
what's everybody doing for christmas?feeling quite christmassy right now
Yeah I'm boutta shit myself
>>216861643Quiet you
Jingle bells all the way de ladsAll the wayy
>>216861728post a mouse and I willan eye for an eye
not really enjoying this gimmick of throwing poo in with a random phrasebit lazy and childish, really makes me feel guilty about spending any amount of my free time here
ni1gger 2nig4ger n3igger nigg2er n1igger nigger1
not really enjoying this gimmick of throwing poo in with a random phrasebit lazy and childish, really makes poo me feel guilty about spending any amount of my free time here
ni2gge1r n1igg3er 2nigg1er n2igg1er ni2gger
poo screaming
>>216861737at least you have a job and a promotion...I've never done a personal project in my life so even though I got over 90% in all the uni ones it doesn't mean anythingand I've never touched a leetcode problem
feeling very poo christmassy
>>216861719yessir
>>216861846poo screaming
[nigger on the cover of VOUGE magazine]
mousey spending christmas alone and posting on 4chan
>>216861752Will go to the parents for dinner, that's it. Working Christmas eve but should be home around noon time. Maybe I should go the pub and see what other lonely cretons are kicking about or working the bar.How about you on festive man?
>>216861875me and who?
>>216861877He won't be alone belgiumnonce will be here
>>216861877ktim except im not a mouse
>>216861743sup crodieu gud?
just seen spamming/flooding
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216861877:(
ni3gge3r ni3gge3r n3igge1r n2igg4er nigge3r
>>216861906What do I report him for?
>>216861440I've got another one booked for the 30th.I'm just pissed off with how it's gone with this Russian. I really thought she'd see me again and I could develop my confidence with her.I'm kicking myself for coming across as clingy. I'm just useless at talking to women.
>>2168618972 sad act losers screaming into the 4chan void about nothing to nobody
>>216861902yeah I've been at the gherkin a lot recentlyit's good that it's so close to my office in the City
then he posts the same shoe from a different angle
changing into my pooing clothes and doing a nice big poo x
>>216861028sex arse on that
>>216861933whatever you think will get him banned
>>216861794>not really enjoying this poo of pooing poo in with a random poo bit poo and pooish, really makes me feel poo about pooing any amount of my poo time here
i see no mouse
boozing
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216861964nigger
>>216861944mmhmm gud x
Apparently I'm earning £49k a year, so I've been accepted for an ultra credit cardFuckin noice
is he not allowed to post it?
1 report = 1 toothless blowjobfair?
poozing
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216861989kill yourself
>>216862017you should get a 0% interest credit card instead m8
minimod meltdown
me when i go to the barber ahahttps://www.tiktok.com/@weirdwurst/video/7573717077836549398
>>216862005kill yourself
>>216862017>no monthly account feeswhat is so ultra about that?
>>216861935don't get attached to them lads, they're whores who see 40 cocks a day and don't care about you even if they give the illusion that they do
tfw no ultra credit card
>>216862056vpn
can you imagine some thug talking to his friend and replying with "mhmm good" this larp is so fucking cringe it hurts
>>216861964>>216861989how do smart shoes fit into the lore? i dont get it
>>216861844After a graduated from uni I applied for loads of relevant jobs, lived with parents for a year repeatedly getting interviews and not the job as I had no experience. I eventually got any job I could, stacked shelves for 2 years, became the manager for another 2 then moved to another job for a year, then finally got this job which is vaguely related to my degree. Now after 3 years I'm very close to promotion. If you're fresh out of uni and have never had a job, you probably think you're the shit but I can assure you that you are not, and your brain isn't fully developed unless you're 30.
i'm gonna go to mousey's caravan and have Christmas dinner with himif he doesn't attack me that is
let him post it!
im shaking with anger right now because hes not rangebanned forever
>>216862057the definition of ai slop
>>216862137windrush creps
>>216862126nh
>216862148why should this post exist? it is just another dogshit gimmick from the parasite and when he cant post it the parasite starts crying because it wants to exist. but thats what he is. hes a human parasite
phr33 st00f pl0x
>>216862189vpn retard
was buying alcohol just now and got asked for id. i'm 32
I like to move it move it
>>216862204
me? showered, clean, glowing, thriving.
Funny how Reddit these days has Rorke opinions as well as Leftypol opinions
>>216862204ktim. also said "see ya" to the the cashier even though i'd made a resolution to not drink again, now i feel obligated to go back since i said i'd see him
>>216862239much to the chagrin of the tyrannical mods over there
>>216862204So can migrants just claim to be any age since they don't have birth certificates
>>216862204That yakub nigga
nig1ge4r nig3ger2 nig1ge4r nig3ge2r nigg1er
average r/uk thread has 99% of the comments deleted
>>216862274zoomers just look like that nowadays
what we up to tonight then lads?
>>216862204clearly lied about his age
>>216862346playing vidya then wank
Sacked Tranny played with dolls as a little BOY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTAjtcgScao Ones like that
>>216862335literally any post even slightly related to migrants has the thought police out in full force nowadays
Halo CE plasma rifleplasma pistolneedler
HMP Sex Arse>Female prison officer, 31, pleads guilty to having illicit relationship with male inmatehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15298421/Female-prison-officer-31-pleads-guilty-having-illicit-relationship-male-inmate.html
Screaming my lungs out that this Belgian spends all day saving and categorising images of black men, thinking about different spins on his meme he can post here to get the attention he desperately desires, and he thinks he's owning us
>>216862369rorke, he's just a kid, stop judging a book by its cover
>>216862346Eating dinner. Will probably shitpost and read the news for the rest of the evening.
>>216862372grow up
hi
They just said "fucking Paki" in the Commons https://x.com/realMichaelO/status/1990484565647864025
>>216862346Currently watching netflix with a pint after toil. Will try and get up to do something later other than making dinner but need to relax and post with the lads for a bit first
horse sex
if it's hip, it's here
>>216862403noob combo with the occasional switch to rocket launcher for me
>>216862442Not Parliamentary language imo!
>>216862403More of a Halo 2 Covenant Carbine man myself>>216862438Do you own these horses?
>>216862436no, i don't think i shall
Anthony Joshua Jake Paul is gonna be such kinoGonna be hilarious watching Femi get ironed out
>>216862483yeah?
>>216862455um no >>216862471two of them, pic rel, third one is owned by the missus’ mum
>>216862442>I'm the one who's regularly called a fucking paki and told to go back homeIs this paki still living in the 70's?
our slag is singinghttps://www.twitch.tv/elizabethrosebloodflame
>>216862442that's F-b*mb P-w*rd if you don't mind...
>>216862527no one gives a fucking shit nigga
>>216862517horse
>>216862517so you have thought about the dynamic
>>216862533why did you reply then
Anime avatars and frog avatars are basically screaming out 'ignore my post' with no exceptions ever
Haven't looked at what is popular culture since 2010Is Katy Perry still going at it?
>>216862442when will they take the hint and leave
>>216862527why do you watch vtubers
>>216862561why did you reply with cropped cartoon child porn
>>216862566she's shagging justin trudeau
>>216862566she was in space recently
all nice and well but bulbous is leaky
>>216862530Wonder if they ever considered swapping lives for a bit for the banter.
paki bashing
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216862596
>>216862577lonely and depressed and real women scare me
>>216862517>two of them, pic rel, third one is owned by the missus’ mumNice. Do you ride the horses? Or do other people ride them?
>>216862596How many hours a day would you say you think about leaking black penises?
all nice and well but mega pg tip x mini teacup collab happening soon
BAP BAP BAP BAPTHATS WHAT I SAID WHEN I FIRED THE MAGNUM
I am entering my Soulful Whiteboy Era
>>216862638who said anything about black penises?
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=216862644
Introducing the NEEEWWWWW.....BUBBA SUCKING CHAMPION....DONALD "TOILET BOG FART" TRUMP!!!!!
>>216862672shut the fuck up you little slave to spades
bring back martial rape
alright lads, haven’t been here for months. still the same faces living here I see. I’m getting on well with life me and the peng gf looking to buy a house
>>216862696bizarre and rude
>>216862554no, they’re horses >>216862635not me personally, but the missus does on the oldest one we bought them together yet i own them on paper as a safety precaution if our relationship went sour
Finding contentness in misery
abolish egirls
>martial rapea good thing if its to get her pregnant
>>216862644this is your life, posting drivel all day for years
a new woman started at work today and when she shook my hand i could see the suppressed disgust on her face
>>216862699girlfriend skin tone ? xx
>>216862737ahahahahahahhaahahaha
so what we buying for black friday then? got my eyes on a hand-held vacuum and maybe an air frier
>>216862741seek help
>>216862737sorry to hear that
>>216862699yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOCWD3BTPjYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1fHO30vW5Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sZYhX-DP58
Blanche off of Corrie sex arse
and now I disappear once more, like a candle in the wind. see you lot whenever
>>216862737get her...
>>216862790bye 190
>>216862691
>>216862767mmhmm come on now xskintone? x
>>216862783my favourite comps :)
>>216862802You just know...
best theme song everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JKDGD5CqBQ
Got it in my head now that I'd love to start my own business
>>216862827you can literally see it
milkshake tax looms
>>216862802
Who else /snugintheirbeddybyes/ ?
>>216862805not the poster you replied toyou need serious help for this utterly debilitating fixation on race and sex
I just hope Godberg is entertained by me
Breaking: Sir Keir Starmer announces 1000% tax increase on bottles of Baileys when sold to single men in their 20s
>>216862737screaming new fit girl at work was next to the sink making a drink and she didn't realise that I went up to the sink to get a glass of water and she yanked her hand away from me and flinched like she'd just seen a ghost I was too embarrassed to even apologise, the sperg that I am
would love to see trump in a trackie and a pair of 95s
>>216862906idgi
Where's everyone going? Bingo?
>>216862737the life of a sub 5
Gonna get an eighth of coke for Christmas, four days off work and no family to visit. It'll be a white Christmas for me.
Where's the gay little horses
i've gone completely bomacraffane
>>216862889“ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO
rorke's drumming up new fantasies of statist oppression
>>216861575join the navy; free travel, free engineering qualifications, keeps you fit, nice pension + some other veteran perksit's what I'm planning to do after my comp sci degree has turned out to be completely fucking worthless
>>216862968he got stuck :(
>>216862527why is she on the other website
>>216862906FUCK SAKE WAS JUST GOING TO BUY A BOTTLE FOR ME MUM FOR CHRISTMAS. TAKES THE FUCKING PISS THIS COUNTRY
>>216863003stupid git.
>>216862863its ok buddyhope ur happy
>>216860882>>216860882>>216860882
Made an arse of myself at toil today by cocking up something really simple in front of my manager. Not a big deal, literally a 5 second fix, but God don't I feel like such a knobhead.
hopefully the BE flag poster kills himself
>>216862994You asshole
>>216863029early mong
>>216863059it's a recycle thoughbeit
>>216863022i accept your concession
