party in the USA edish
half life 3 soon
SCOTLANDSCOTLAND
glad I made some girls jealous this weektoday I got looks from someone I have seen before and I need them on my dick. got lots of looks from women this week too because I looked pretty good :)
q>>216895010inane how ugly the pokimane genome is
in the sewer all alone
turtle heading but i like sucking it back in
Sir Mousenonce Paedophile
nth for the holodem
janny not gonna like this edish
>>216897435
adam barrett fucking show yourself you were trying to wind us jocks up you're not going to hide all night are you?
what was wenger thinking sending on walcott that early?
was just some cum in my mummy's tummy when scotland did this before :)
half life 2.9
had some shots of jaeger, feel pretty happy and positive :) glad that the BE flag poster got bannedI will probably go to sleep and lie with my ear seeing if all that earwax comes out tonight
haggis munching bastards
>>216897465right's a bit brown
>>216897478you seen the scotland score mouse?
>>216897465me in the back
>>216897481sexo
>>216897489wahey get it up ya spaedo m8 what a big fat nonce you are
>>216897242need that on my face
>>216897510
Shagging me haggis
p sherman42 wallaby waysydney
>>216897481
>>216897547need her to do this and then ride me
>>216897563i would be interested in cumming inside these two
-1 to his postcount
>4 shots on target>Final score : Scotland 4-2 Denmark
'uwamo'c'
we at /brit/ stand firmly against antisemitism and fully support the great state of Israel
he must have a foot like a traction engine
Imagine cumming inside an 18 year old girlMust be lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vEXBOom97c
>>216897615i've spunked in a 19 year old
>>2168976073 absolute blooters
>>216897607clutch af
>>216897603No we don't /brit/ is antisemtic and anti israelEveryone on planet earth who isn't a jew feels this way tbqhwy
Be right back forum
>>216897607denmark 21 absolutely whiffing that kick setting it up nicely for the goalhe will never recover
Right so, what was it I needed to buy off Amazon again?
>>216897650yeah? well I'm supporting Israel and the rest of this general is too. Fuck off antisemite ghoul.
>>216897641Not as nice as an 18 year old girl though
gn all fuck off parasite saying my things. that shit is annoyingyou are bottom of the food chain; I am not in your league
>>216897666tenga egg
That post but 16
>>216897465cronem recharging after a night of rapid tapennings
>>216897670Fuck off jewThis general is antisemitic and hates jew rats like yourself
>>216897682corr
>>216897657YWNBT + cancer parasite
-2
>>216897698Yeah? Is that the case? We all support Israel buddy. I'm not a Jew but they ARE based and you can't deny that x
>>216897666the otter holding a fish teddy on amazon haul
rumours of snow about tomorrow
Janny please ban the jewZionism is racism and thus against the board rules
>>216897650you're a yank you dont get any opinion on what /brit/ is or thinks
he's here
IM EPIPHANIC AMNESIAIM IN JIMMY BAG'S CASTLEIM OFF THE PLANETECHO ASTRAL
>>216897682adam johnson ahh post
>>216897732You're a jewGo live in israel with the rest of your demon brothers and sisters and drop the uk flag
i want an 18 yo woman to spank me
>involcing
>>216897778corr would shag her arse
>>216897776
>>216897701any update on sandy irvines boot
>>216897753Still scream at that thread
the Colonel is in my youtube recsneed to leave this place
We at /brit/ take a firm stand against zionism and stand with hamas and palestine
Don't think malaponte realises that 90% of people just wind him up on purpose because he's a spergy faggot and can't help but talk about Jews constantly, thus making a free (You) farm
>>216897808scrmf
>>216897681Nah I've already got the limited edition Russel crowe from gladiator sex arse on order.>>216897740Cute
huh, these friendly white muslims are just like... regular people??? I guess Islam isn't that bad after all...https://youtu.be/SBWPQSg5hGg
Woah this anime I almost had hope of being good just took a very gay turn... Thankfully it's over now but I'm now concerned on where this is going to go over the coming episodes
200 iq autistask me anything
pub here in glasgow went fucking mental for that match lads. knew it was the right call to add a couple days to my trip. was supposed to meet the emos soon but i might bin them off to spend the night with the footie lads and lasses haha
>>216897875which anime?
The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavour and texture to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds
me with the camera
poo done
What's a good album you've listened to recently?And I mean a full album, front to back. Not just good singles.
>>216897886How you doing?
>>216897888The summer Hilary died on netflix.Literally the first episode and there was a... moment shall we say towards the end
>>216897909Public toilet poo field recordings
remember in trainspotting when he shags that girl
>>216897909taylor swift's 1989
>>216897909The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me has 0 skips.
>>216897911ive not spoken to a female since secondary school
>>216897940aye that was fokin brilliant man
>>216897886how to ask a girl on a date while disarming a nuclear bomb
>>216897916That's got Shion Wakayama in it, I like her she gives me a bonner
>>216897916never watched it, but remember a yaoi rotten lass complaining that it's not an authentic yaoi anime(whatever that means) so you might be safe to keep watching it
>>216897940can't say i blame him
It's grim how rare blue eyes are becoming in the population.Even among Whites, due to media brainwashing women are told to favour the "dark handsome" type which leads to White traits declining.
>>216897940and then he poos all over her bed
>>216897940wasnt she a child?
newly purchased first home value up 24k get in lads bevvies on me
lads it's well and truly overhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_births
apparently Prince William's nickname at Aldershot Garrison was 'sleeping beauty' because he loved sleeping so muchi'd have just gone for 'baldy'
what's the best season of the wire it's season 2
>>216898024this nigga got a yugioh game on his telly??
>>216897969Yet again I've been done by bastarding autocorrect, meant hikaru not Hilary.I'll give it a go for the story but as long as there isn't any more obviously gay shit it might be okay
https://youtu.be/U0kB9zW6QQ8
>>216898010are you planning to sell it
>>216898010does that 24k help you sleep easier at night, mainroadmong?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gidJpsFOieQ
>>216898010Get in.You that lad that was regretting buying his house as it is beside a busy road and very noisy?
>>216898069Yeah I invested in a white noise machine it good
>>216898010wow that's brilliantoh hang oneveryone else's house has gone up toothat's called inflation nigga!
>>216898000blue eyes are old and dusted, green eyes are in overwhelming demand
>>216898053its a bit gay but its decent despite that
>>216897909DJ Shadow - Endtroducing
>>216898069cars ruined cities
Been stalking the Russian prostitute's profile on AW. She's had no feedback for a while now. Honestly hope the slag gets no customers so she's forced to accept my booking.
>>216898101you're obsessed
>>216898095
playing through all the 2d metroids
Keep getting ghosted even though I've changed my strategy to sending a picture of me with some ducksWill try swans next but sometimes they're a bit mean
>>216898090Well I guess I better get more drinks in and prepare to get zesty. Nothing wrong with a lick of balls between mates as they say
>>216898049season 2 or 4
Do you reckon it's easy to get away with skimming off a little bit from your income taxesLike £100-£200 claimed as expenses or something
>>216898000My mom has blue eyes
>>216898101hope we don't see you on the news lad
seriously
>>216898131Phone call for you homie>Chad with BK crown in hand.jpg
some cunt's gutter is dripping and it's doing my head in
>>216898062Not yet>>216898073Aye. I sleep with a white noise machine now. And it's only noisy if I keep the living room door open. Need to replace the front door with a solid core door and might get secondary glazing
>>216898196white race going extinct 4x faster and it lush xand i mean lush de lad x
>>216898196All the ones for the united states are non white babies
>>216898180YeahDo know a man who got done for it though, but he was claiming a fair bit and couldnt provide receipts
>>216898209white noise is peng though
>>216898196*that they recorded
>>216898222How is it lush?
>>216898222Reported for racism
>>216898196>all the useless low IQ dysgenic races breeding like rats>high IQ strong genetics hardly breedingahh yes, nice one mother nature. great system you've designed there
britfeelmong lash out
Browsing AdultWork is fucking grimLargely all slags caked in makeup, or RomaniansWhere are the natural looking women?
>>216898131I’m playing the 3D ones. Metroid prime very fun so far but my god the camera can get frustrating
>>216898227how much is a 'fair bit'? was he claiming 5 figures or something?
>>216898245because cunts like you fucking harp on about it endlessly yet contribute fuck all to the birth ratesHow many white kids do you have?
is tinder still a thingi don't have any single friends
>>216898211There was an old woman who was mates with my grandparents who stayed there for a while who had one of those, she said it was an absolute game changer for falling asleep anywhere so she took it with her whenever she travelled. I've never tried one though
>>216898259hated prime me. find FPSes so boring, truly the wmwf of gaming
>>216898118Maybe, but it's gone from infatuation to hatred now.Her ghosting me is cunt behaviour when she said she'd see me again.
>>216898272You don't have any kids either
iaaptrc
>truly the wmwf of gaming
>>216898291The difference is I don't sit and whinge about declining birth rates all day
>>216898259FUCK that one morph ball missile expansion in the phendrana lab
>>216898222we're gonna brown max like south america
>>216898272So you want the white race to die because of 4chan posters? Am I supposed to take this seriously lol
>>216898284It’s not a fsps
>>216898313Yes you do
>>216898024come on, stop trying to hit me and hit me
wish siblingbergs would hurry up and give me some nieces
>>216898318you're replying to a brown teenager
>>216898311This is why I'm having another pint before toil tomorrow
>>216898245It lush and I MEAN lush
>>216898330He should be beaten up for his anti white racism
>>216898329gonna have a nephew around christmas time ^-^nigga name otis
>>216898329
>>216898311the only reason to make money is to go to gigs and try to shag the women of that particular scene.
>>216898354>nigga name otisblack is he
>>216898329blud wants to be an unironic unc :skull:
>>216898374nh+1 to the whiteracecount
Non whites should be paid exorbitant sums to not have children
>>216898329My sister is autistic so my parents basically have accepted they'll never have grandkids
>>216898382
>>216898406I’ll impregnate her if you buy the flights
>>216898400SNAP benefits if you will
>>216898400just steralise them
is we getting EBT in da UK
>>216898406i've told my parents that i'm never having kidsmy brother said he wants kids but he's an even bigger loser than me so yeah
just had a wank while posting in here
>>216898434doubt they want another retard joining the family
Can't eat my pizza for another hour and a halfWant to eat it NOW!
>>216898457oh good what did you wank over
>>216898406Doesn't mean you can't get some classy lady knocked up.
>>216897909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ITtP033RI
>>216898474gay porn
>>216898454The sad thing is I do actually want a family>>216898475I'm a 29 year old virgin who has only kissed prostitutes
>>216898481good man
>>216898406I've thought about this and amazingly i'm the most likely candidate to reproduce despite being mostly gay
my great shame? once had a wank while on a Teams meeting
might make a mumsnet account and tell all of the would-be mums that their baby name choices are SHIT
damn i accidentally replied to him
Japanese 42 year old hag gf!!!!
guy I knew from school apparently makes 6 figures in wanking at jp morgansounded to good to be true like
I had sex with a girl for the first time when i was 24
>>216898499samedidn't cum though, just gave my milf line manager some eye contact for a few pumps
>>216898492At least you'll be getting wizard powers.Why would you hire a hooker just to kiss her?
>>216898532i wasnt wanking to the teams meeting, i just had it on while i was wanking to something else
I'm a 29 year old virgin but I've had a girlfriend for 8 years, work that one out
Remember when Zimbabwe got rid of all their white people and were mystified at how the food stopped appearing on the shelves lol
Done something horrific lads - am genuinely worried about my prospects of getting into heaven
How often do you lads think about doing something evil?
>>216898553What did he put near the intake vent thing?
Im smoking cigarettes now15 dollars for a pack at my local gas station Bit ludicrous
>>216898537I hired them to have sex but I couldn't get hard.I'm seeing another escort on the 30th. I have to somehow get this right so that I can see her again because I'll likely have the same problem. If this fails and she won't see me again, then I think I'll just give up.
>>216898554Are you the guy who claims to have an asexual girlfriend who never wants to have sex? Such a lad used to post in /brit/
Reckon these captchas should let you get one letter wrong. It was close with enough I'm obviously not a bit come on
I'm 33 I'm in my prime!
>>216898531Don't feel bad. I had my first kiss when I was 24 and lost my virginity at 26.
>>216898604Why are you trying to perform for sex workers? Why does it matter
>>216898593They were 20 when I was living in MAUsed to have a quick trip over the border to New Hampshire to get cartons for cheaper
>>216898612I had first kiss and first sex at 24
writing a cover letter to get my arse blasted
>>216898606no she's not asexual, she just has something wrong with her fanny where it doesn't let anything in, can't even use tampons
>>216898604Hire her for the night and neck some blues, lad.
why do so many straight women love stuff like ru pauls drag race?
Christ alive
>>216898626I bought american spirts so i guess they are more expensive than other brands
>>216898591Surströmming. It smells like literal death. Actual rotting meat.. It's just fermented fish though.
ARTIFICIAL DEATH IN THE WEST(EAST)PYRAMIDS ON DECK(SHINE)
>>216898593I strongly advise you stop. The longer you do it the harder it is to quit and it can give you some really grim diseases and even slowly kill you.Been smoking about 30 years and all it's done for me is drain my wallet, make me stink, and devastate my physical fitness
press E
/brit/ the movieWho plays who?
>>216898661I only ever smoked Marlboro Reds and a couple of American SpiritsThey are so fucking expensive in MA. More expensive than here which is insane
>>216898642probably bouncing on a massive bbc on the side to fulfill her needs
>>216898553roaring
>>216898674lol what a prank
>>216898698RAPE!
>>216898679Simply shan't I want to die fasterI also drink alcohol a lot as well
>>216898688rare leaf cuck post
>>216898698Hi little umbunny xx
>>216898678great song but its not jimmy bag, its jimmy page, he's in jimmy page's castle
>Been smoking about 30 years
>>216898553>toby tantrum
Wish I was born to an aristocratic family. Grown up in a big house in the countryside, fishing and hunting and helping on the farm. Schooled at Eton. Oxford or Cambridge. Time in the armed forces. A good career and an inheritance. I'm not ashamed of my working class family. I love my family for all our faults. I am a believer in Britains class structure, despite being on the bottom. I fully understand why I can never be part of the aristocracy, even if I earned a billion pounds, and i'd prefer an Etonian for Prime Minister than one of my classmates. It just would have been nice to be on the inside, I imagine.
hate this website people are so toxic and nasty
>>216898698umposter there is something in the shadows
>>216898724Reddit might be more your speed
>>216898711um>>216898717um x>>216898727UM x
>>216898724wouldnt have the music taste i have without 4chan. which means i wouldnt have made half the friends i've made over the years. wouldn't have shagged as much as i've shagged. wouldnt have lived as much as i've lived.based 4chan
>>216898724
>>216898227How much was he claiming
that stramer prime minister is a faggot and he hates hes own people, i hope traitors gonna hang one day.
If i had the money to do so i would get drunk every dayHate being sober me
>>216898724It's particularly bad in here because we all hate each other but can't stop coming here
Where the best place to ask about hair styling lads? Adv or fa?
>>216898740people are nasty to me on Reddit too just in a different way
>>216898724>>216898753this fella is indistinguishable from an iranian
>>216898781So is this guy
>>216898698*observes you*
>>216898180you should become a world renowned indie game dev and then you can claim all your bideo games as expenses for "research"
>>216898781You're thinking of phill "shah of iran" Leotardo
>>216898753Ktim 24/7
>>216898750discovered all my autistic freak music from 4chanradiohead, death grips, interpol, jeff buckley, the smiths, stuff like that
>>216898641bottom right
>>216898763doesn’t matter any board I go to I get bullied and picked on
>>216898793fucking UM UM UM
>>216898723Cuck
>>216898793Topjoj
>>216898656Amen
>>216898793Illegal post
>>216898793umbunny... behind you...umbunny... UMBUNNY PLEASE TURN AROUND!!!
always a pleasant surprise when Scotland do wellwishing them the best xx
>>216898712If you think your life is bad now, imagine you've got all the same problems plus emphysema. Plus old age which WILL come for you and if you're not ready it'll bring misery.
HELP ME
>>216898642My ex had vaginismus, apparently it's quite common. It was only the first time we tried to have sex though. I think it's like a mental block and you have to properly turn them on. Was mental though we both wanted to shag and I literally couldn't even force my erect penis in her fanny. She was nervous though. After that we did the deed more times than I could count after 5 years, then I broke up with her due to other reasons.
Certainly doing coke this weekend and its all I can think about. Cannot sleep from anxiety/anticipation. Ive not touched it in over a year and im still completely cranked out
>>216898793>:)
>>216898793>>216898854um bunny noooo
>>216898852Still drinking and smokingDont careIts funDeal with it
>>216898820Not sure how you came to that conclusion. I don't want Etonians to fuck my wife. I don't even have a wife.
was thinking about that letter mousie sent that baroness one time and started giggling like a retard at work
um i escaped
Sit on my ass for 7 out of the 8 hours im at toil
>>216898877He's a legend really
>>216898877he had nice handwriting
>>216898856Sounds like a really good idea to do it again
>>216898855Ever shag her up the arse?
>>216898724every single social media site is worse, and the more "normal" it is, the more vile the usersnormlings are evil
>>216898873It's not me who has to deal with your bad habits.
>>216898877link?
>>216898899I know. Its a once a year thing for me, its insane the effect it has
>>216898006yeah, but you have to understand that boomers find paedophilia hilarious
sir steam maintenance
>>216897465Why are they looking at me
>>216898921What's the event?
>>216897465sorry ladies... ill put it back...
nige is making a big announcement at 10am tomorrow
Sir starmer having anal sex with an underage boy right this secondToilet bogfart fellating a jewish fellas penis as we speak
Why'd you sell Royal Mail
making yourself mofuchu taisa is insane
tights are so fucking sexo I want to sniff those tights are a long day
>>216898903No she wouldn't let me and had never taken it up the arse. Poked it plenty of times by accident with my nob head when I came out her cunt on the reverse and then tried to go forward again before realising haha, she hated that
>>216898000Idek what colour mine are
>>216898980"I'm bubba.">drops the mic>roll credits
I STAY NOIDEDI STAY NOIDEDI STAY NOIDED
Slava Ukraine n dat
>>216898980It'll be nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFreuokKP6EGetting my research done.
>>216898848reckon mctominay has a massive dick
>>216898956Just the one day I permit myself to feel anything but soul crushing despondency. Its pathetic and I am ashamed.
So that's it then, the lads have left to fight over who is posting the new, so no one will post...
feel sick
>>216899052its not even bump limit
>>216899062Don't go to work
>>216899052Hold your horses there's still loads of time before page 8
Get some sleep you'll feel better in the morning
uh oh melty
>>216898987They lost one too many of Elizabeths parcels and they had to go.
>>216899091>>216899092Erm.....
>>216899062youre fine
bruce lee walsh
me when im fine: >>216899107
Please leave northern ireland uk thank you
>>216899100They had it coming then
Keep thinking about the first line of blow I'll do at my desk Friday once everyones left the office and it makes me fart
>>216899133>>216899133>>216899133new
>>216899129You first, white man
>>216899129Actually, they'll need to hand over the remainder of Ulster at once.
2 vitamin D1 pregabalin 1 magnesium 2 bio-kult digestion capsules 1 tryptophan 2 Tesco sleep aid pills 4 promethazine 13 pills in one day Feel good and healthy etc HHReally struggling to stay awake after the sleepers and promethazine though
