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What a... handsome... woman. Yeesh.
>Well, well, well....look who finally came out of his cave to join us!
of course gayson is reading anime lul
BOOOBA
>>217108182this is fake, none of them can cook
>>217108182Where's MY chair?
Almost Christmas time!
>>217108144>(1) (1) (1)
>readingonly in /cum/
>>217108182why do they all rook the same??
I read books. That's why I have such a high IQ.
Are you gonna brine your turkey before cooking?
I can't read, nigga.
>>217108281next year i will
>>217108281no because we're smoking it
Done with gym
>not turning hard books into easy booksNGMI
you'll never guess what she used to look like
I only read fiction and I only read fantasy. I don't really care for modern settings or scifi. Although I'm reading one space mercenary isekai that's more science fantasy.
>>217108316bet this sells like hotcakes in india
>>217108316we are so doomed
>>217108305based>>217108304brining rulz
>>217108316Currently, I'm reading Aberration in the Heartland of the Real: The Secret Lives of Timothy McVeigh by Wendy S. Painting.
what about The Great Scatsby and he's just a rich lunatic who invites people over to his mansion and throws shit at them while running around naked and screaming
>>217107945watching your mom's, instead.
I bet Bam Bam from the flintstones' name took on a whole new meaning once he started dating
>>217108380Didn't mean at (You)
>>217108397who's that ?
>>217108402Pebble is probably wild in bed.
>>217108402Because he beat his girlfriends
>>217108381LOL
>>217108381What about The Great Hanna Gatsby and she invites men to her house to ROIP her so she can have more stand up material
BMWF
I like how women on social media have all discovered the power of their bare feet because insta just put this food review or whatever bihh from Korea on my feed and she always hops on her seat and puts her bare feet up with the soles up close to the camera for the introI like that!
Pebbles turned out to be a dime piece
>>217108381That's just Dubai but how about The Great Scamsby and he's just a rich lunaticjeet brahim who invites people over to his street and shits at them while running around naked and screaming
>>217108380How about Timothy McGay and he’s a faggot who gets fucked in the ass and eats cum instead of a glowie patsy
not feeling alright
>>217108468
How about The Gaped Gatsby
>>217108457I like when a lady has nice soles. White women are elite in this aspect
>>217108451KEK I forgot about that fucking lump of human shit
>>217108468She should be more muscular and tomboyish.
How about The Great Gatspee and he sprays people with a water gun full of urine
>>217108469>he's just a rich lunaticjeet brahim who invites people over to his street and shits at them while running around naked and screamingaka Brampton?
Tip: baste your turkey with Stella Artois
>>217108554No. She shouldn't.
Does red light therapy actually work or is it snake oil tier?
>>217108469>>217108562That's the original Dubai chocolate, the recent thing is just a marketing scheme to make people forget about thee poop parties.
Jesus I haven't had Stella Artois since Linkin Park was on the radio
Drinking is gay. Only every had Lone Star and Frontier Whiskey
>>217108600Went to a red light sauna one time, I felt good after that. Not sure if it had anything to do with the light.
>>217108600I haven't heard of it before you brought it up
>oh hey! Look who left their cave and joined us for thanksgiving dinner!
>>217108600Just eat your vitamins and sleep 8 hours a day and squat low when you're lifting
>>217108594Shut up faggot.
>>217108624It makes your turkey have a nice bready note to the meat, its like stuffing without the wet bread
Didn't eat like a pig before bed for once award
>>217108624>small dick>I don't know why>it doesn't even matter how hard I try
>>217108675I was...uh...busy.
on the shitter, as it were
>>217108513wasn't there a fagsex scene or am I misremembering
>>217108687IM the faggot but your the one saying the hot girl should look more like a man? Ok closet queen
we love our north american bluebirds
Spongebob big guy pants okay
disappear into the northern Canadian territories with as many opiates as I can get and just wait for it be over
17 year old Italian girlExhibit A: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMfxfTINIVy/Exhibit B: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DLp47YDNV2I/16 year old Italian girlExhibit A: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMUz07zNwBo/Exhibit B: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMPkpoSNcml/How do we feel about this?
>>217108790not clicking this keylogger
>>217108725A rare good joke by Adam
16 year olds stopped being attractive to me when I turned 18
It's going down at the White House right now, so far 2 military personally got capped
Holy cow
>>217108833no they didn't
bluebirds eat a lot of insects that wreck havoc on vegetable gardens
>>217108833woah bro that's deep
>>217108850
I bet Hildawg could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch back in the day.
>>217108882I was being literal. I had an elective in my senior year where most of my classmates ended up being in grade 10. I thought the girls looked childish
>>217108908one dog night tonight?
>>217108906>Political tweetJannys not gonna like this one bit
opening up a new pack of weed and sticking your nose in is based
>>217108833Same but then a few years went by and I changed my mind
>>217108790I'm too old for this shit, also I don't have instagram.
Think of the thousands settlers will be spending tomorrow on Thanksgiving while black and indigenous folx are hungry :/
>>217108914For me it's young Jill Biden. What a fox!
>>217108914you know she could, otherwise bill the horndog would have never been with her.
I don’t want to do anything that people tell me to do. And I can’t trust anyone. They’ll all abuse me or betray me. I don’t want to form a relationship with anyone. I wish everyone would just fucking leave me alone.
In case you didn't know, this happened 4 days ago
>>217108760Yes, YOU are a faggot.
>>217109016what am I to do with this information?
>>217109016It's kinda grim when you realize that guy is here 24/7
>>217109029>Tranime picture>Wants woman to be muscular and manlyJust come out already. Also, women with visible abs are disgusting
>>217109042different people, genius
>>217109035I did it to encourage you to do the same again some time later. Don't let traditions fade away.
i like boob and ass
>>217108967You don’t need instagram installed to open a link to instagram and you’re not too old for this
>>217109066No, it isnt
>>217109091yes it is RETARD
In some thirdie countries they have a thing called "right to roam" which means that anyone can come onto your property and camp there for as long as they want. They can even go through your garage to find essential supplies and you can't do anything at all about it.
>>217108472same here. been worse though
>>217109074spelling is cringe and boringonly image chains are worth doing
Here's the template. I need others to make vids of huge titties women with this logo for the OP of /cum/ threads. Sviergetraden has shown us the way
>>217109077regardless
>>217109145nypa
>>217109145>Sviergetraden has shown us the waywait have they given up on their crossdressing ways?
what should I do with bread dough besides baking it into a loaf of bread? maybe meat buns?
>>217109145I wish the IP shit was working so I could make and post some
>>217109175I'm not asking for a personal army, just a few /cum/patriots to assist
>noooo!!>you can't just post attractive women with big tits!!>you can only spam hairy faggot assholes and cocks for +2 hours!!!
>>217108753I’ve never read it
>>217109209>I need others t-diy porn addicted freak
I had one of those dreams where when you wake up from it, you want to blow your brains out. And then I got one of those phone calls from my dad where when you’re done, you want to blow your brains out. Then I strained my back doing RDLs. But at least it’s cold and ugly outside and the sun goes down really early. Weeheeheeee wahooo!
>>217109220I haven't seen this meme in years
>>217109199Make a pizza or buns, but the buns would be too tough without butter/milk and sugar.
Shit or piss I guess they never piss huh
>>217109199Trade it for 50 wood
>>217109199Roll it extra thin, cut it into squares, drop it in some hot oil and make crackers or put sugar in it drop it in hot oil and dust it with powdered sugar and cinnamon , get some milk and you're all set
hmm seems as though I will be revisting de_casino tonight
>>217109145I don’t know how to do that
Battlefield 6 7
>>217109199You could make it into rolls that are good for sandwiches
grandmotherberg has not stopped yapping for a single second since she got here
>>217109309Beat her ass
>>217109309soon she will no longer yap at all and you are going to miss it>KKKX0
Ah f-fuck my penis! My penis got sooo BIG mmmph oh fuck.
>>217109252I'm already gaycer!
>>217109060Grow up.
>>217109210Yeah, like this
>>217109387My bussy is sussy
>>217109387Oops, I fucked it up. But you get the idea
/cum/ - It’s Benis Ligging Good :D
>>217109289do you want me to make rolls and build some sandwiches for you? I can do roast beef and horseradish, hot roast beef and cheddar and chicken salad
>>217109394The myth? Lived in Somalia
>>217109261Well you can't make threads anyway so it don't matter>>217109377Stop being a closet homosexual.
>>217109427Myth in Somalia status: LIVED
>>217109418Sound a good, although it’d be quite the road trip to pick them up
>>217109417BENIS :DDD
>>217109145>>217109387fuck you. looks like shit
>>217109474Make a better one then
Just finished reading Reconstructing the Roman Republic. Pretty good, would recommend as a intro to Roman political culture and it's study
porn got ur brain so fried you can't even make a webm lol
No, you
You have to admit it: Dicks are pretty fucking awesome. They get big and hard and squirt. Let’s all pledge to be more excited about dicks. We could touch each other’s dicks and it would feel really good and it would be lots of fun.
>>217109309this>>217109340
>>217109486fuck you, i'm not making shit. we don't need a banner
pornsick freak is gonna spam now because he's upset at being called what he is
>>217109523For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it.For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?
>>217109427Somalia is hell on earth, I think Mali might still be the worst place though.
nobody seems to care that i’m suffering through my agonizing nigger chungus life
>>217109551But it would be nice to have one. This is what I hate, someone actually steps up and tries to do something for the thread and talentless low IQ haters just try to tear it down . Lead, follow, or get out of the fucking way
I just really want to suck a big white cock
>>217109612Remember that convo we had about inside thoughts?
>>217109572ok but after (((they))) ship all the somalishits out the white man will REVERSE UNO and take over somalia and build paradise and then the somalis will be begging to get back INTO somalia
>>217109612Straightest jeet
>>217109584whats wrong bro
>>217109625
>>217109646His mom made food he doesn't like for dinner.
Reminder that low quality posting is a reportable offense Just trying to look out for you guys!
sick of all this rain, everything is cold and wet and grey and disgusting outside.
>>217109706Boom bye bye in a batty boy head
>>217109701I Hate Autumn
>>217109701It's called soul sweetie
>>217109646basically i spend my life wageslaving in the most humiliating job imaginable for no money and live at home at age 25 three to a room with my two kid brothers and i’m irreversibly socially disabled from spending all my formative years in isolation and i’m a freakishly ugly truecel and everything just goes wrong 100% of the time
>>217109745Could be a lot worse, you could be homeless and with no job. You at least have a clear path forward and you can work your way out of your situation if you are patient. No need to despair.
>>217108144where were you when Chase Infinit cured your depression?
>>217108269>bookssuch as?
>>217109789The fucks that
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>217109789Hollywood loves these beige actors
>>217109815you put some cream in it baby?
it's been 3 days and this still makes me sadthat $100 could've been regambled into thousands by now
>>217109789Loved her in that movie
>>217109851why you so bad at gamblin
>>217109771if i were homeless and unemployed you’d tell me i’m lucky i’m not sudanese or that my cock didn’t get mauled by pitbulls. what’s the limit to this mindset. my life is not good and i will be kneecapped by my social retardation and ugly face even if things to trend towards improvement
>>217109865it's not my fault dude blame the raiders
>>217109846no
I regret all of my life decisions
What do you guys read? Post bookshelves
>>217109745What job did you have? At least you had a job, some people don't even have that. Also you are only 25 life isn't over, you can turn things around.>irreversibly socially disabledit can be fixed, it aint over till it's over. Sorry you feel like bro. It's a new year soon, make some plans, some goals and try to have small wins one step at time.
Who do you anons think shot and killed those National Guard troops?
>>217109872Point is, things could be a lot worse. Start where you are, be grateful for what you DO have, shut the fuck up whining about shit and do what has to be done to make progress
>>217109851>9 leg parlaysome people just like giving free money to jews
>>217109885what's the line on michigan v gonzaga tonight
>>217109890why not baby? put some cream in it next time and let that fat take away some of that bitterness baby. that cream will do you right
>>217109904They already got the guy, he was injured as well
>>217109933Yeah but was he a chud, nog gangster, Achmed trying to make a jihad, Latinx seething about ICE, jew false flag? etc. etc.
>>217109896Haven't read in months due to work but last book I was reading was The Idiot by Dostoevsky. The rest is psychology, history, biographies.Some books I have on my list are:>Leonardo Davinci by Walter Isaacson >Skunk Works
>>217109910brotha I was 8/9 + it was pocket change leftover from gambling>>217109915>college basketballyou got me all the way fucked up
>>217109958It was a timmoid mad about muh immergrayshon
>>217109896Never been a big book reader unfortunately.
>>217109904False flag Venezuelan to fabricate a casus belli
>>217109958Venezuelan assassin
>>217109896I have all of those books, but I also have a bunch of books that you don't have
Niggas dead ass over here readin books and shit
>>217109897He works at an elderly care center cleaning old people's shit directly from their asshole, for charity.
Farting in anticipation of the homemade pizza in the oven
>>217110036only at miller grove
>>217109983You fell for the trick question, there are no wypipo in DC>>217109987>>217110010/cum/ has spoken
>>217109958AFAIK they haven’t released his name, but there is a funny picture of him circulating. After they arrested him, they stripped him naked, and strapped him into a stretcher as they were loading him into an ambulance. The photo is an aerial shot, either from a drone or a nearby tall building. Racially, he’s some kind of light brown; probably Arab or Latino. He’s a big fat guy with his little cock out
thousands of people get shot in America every day, why is this news?
>>217110052It was at or near the white house
>>217110052Redditjeet...
Whats the point of life?
When I was a kid my babysitter was a high school gymnast and she’d take me to the gym to watch her do gymnastics and then she’d wrestle me in the living room and sit on my head and fart and she has no idea how many weird sexual fetishes she gave me.
>>217110073DC has an insanely violent crime rate and nogs shoot each other all day long, famously so in fact. This is not news, it's a false flag that'll be used for something else in the coming days.
>>217110089there's none
>>21711008942
>>217110100This is why you’re supposed to be raised by your mother
Just in: both guardsmen have succumbed to their injuries. Buon anima
>>217110107meds
>>217109980>you got me all the way fucked upyou just gon admit you a busta?
Countdown to >>217111111
I want all you fuckers to know that if I get so much as the slimmest possibility to work for the ayys I am going to flip on humanity so fucking fast the action could be a key component in a FTL drive
>>217109145
>>217109896My bookshelf is too big to post
>>217110153i accept your concession.
>>217110152The West Virginia Governor just backtracked his initial statement that the Guardsmen were confirmed dead.
>>217110089To like comment subscribe and hit that bell
>>217109145What about something like this? Cutest american girl
>>217110100you would have been better off if you were babysat by canadian geese. no i'm not joking. canadian geese have strong family bonds and often babysit for other families. they are monogamous and you can tell they are good parents because of how neat the ducklings march with their parents.
Girl farts smell bad because they eat too much vegetables and have stupid diets.
>>217110182Aliens either don't exist or are so radically different from humans it would be impossible to interact with them meaningfully if they did exist
I want to play Pokemon
Lmao some national guardsmen fucking retard faggots got shot and killedAnyway I’m on the brews and RuneScape tonight boys taking a break from the Muay Thai for 2 consecutive days
>>217110230IIRC there’s also something in their biochemistry that creates more sulphurous compounds than males, relating to estrogen or something
>>217108182
>>217110214>10:04 pmIt's not even close to that on the fucking east coast, are you from the future?
Ever take a shit so huge it stimulates your prostate and you cum
>>217110257FBI already on the way to your house
>>217110278That’s me reposting a screenshot from an OSINT aggregator based in Europe
>>217110219The general theme was a huge tits, but sure
>>217110265Didn't know that, perhaps its true.>>217110257how is that funny?
>>217110298>Europe I gety info real time, Bucky Ball. They're probably hours behind in europe
so after seeing a lot of posts on 4chan about it, I finally looked up this "futa cock" stuffgotta say this is EXTREMELY degenerate and should probably be outlawed.
>>217110300how about a good theme?
>>217110319Welcome kid
>>217110322>Big tits aren't a good themeAre you a tranny or a foid?
>>217109958it was a venezualan named samuel hernandezthey already released a photo of him
>>217110322I can't think of a better one than huge tits, but what were you thinking
>>217110319bro found out the internet exist yesterday
>>217110340either answer is going to be tranny you know
>>217110231That's why I said slimmest possibilty you cocksucker god damn you're the first person i'm going to rat out to the loosh bureau and i'll even do it for free
>>217110314>how is it funny that brownshirts got killed?Stay the fuck out of our cities you goddamn weekend warrior faggots
>>217109715Based Bujuhttps://youtu.be/T5l7ntwDsFg?si=DoYFKE8YO0Q6Oy3J
School is Rockefeller indoctrination camps, do any amount of research, even germ theory is completely debunked, wake up or go get another booster
>>217110364huh?
what does it mean to be "pressed"?
>>217110362>mfer thinks he's going to sell out humanity to a slime mold 100 lightyears away
>>217110392is that why jeety mcjeetson ramallamaswamy wants kids to go to school year round?
>>217110319futa cock?
>>217108380BASED. That's a good one. Next read Chaos by Tom O'Neill.
>>217110257
Here is the picture of the killer
I think our theme should be milfs to differentiate ourselves from the swedes
>>217110417no. no anon.
canadian twinks smell like rice pudding with a big sprinkle of cinnamon on top
>>217110358
>>217110432OR we just continue doing our own thing instead of copying gay ass yuropoors
>>217110425Assuming that's real he definitely looks like an Achmed. So we have a fatty doing Jihad (may or may not be orchestrated by America's greatest ally)
Day 1 of manifesting alien slime mold obsessed with Canadian assholes
>>217110354I learned about that a two months ago, someone here explained it. sounds gay
>>217110426Jason is the killer?
>>217110458We don't have a thing tho thats the point.
>>217110455Based OC anon
massive clitty explosions
what if our thing was asses since america is an ass country
>>217110504
>>217109815i'm drinking non-alcoholic beer
>>217110432Don't threaten me with a good time
>>217110449i'm thinkin yes
>>217110490She's bogged and filtermaxxing too much these days. Thot women really can't get old without going crazy.
>>217110340IF I were a foid I'd get all the girlies on ozempic so they stop being obese and their tits shrink just to spite you
>>217110530If you talk shit about her ill commit suicide in front of everyone and its gonna really stink up the place because i have to take a shit pretty bad
>>217110504I've seen tree bark more smooth than that ass
your "OC" looks like shit. slop can only produce slop.
>>217110513if a tranime poster is disgusted i know I'm doing the right thing
>>217109896i gladly would but i own only one book in english. it's jewish supremacy by david duke by the way
>>217110432LOL this thread on /gif/ is where I got the original >>217106221
>>217110485I would never break the law and compromise my freedom and comfort for any reason. I morally support the recent event though.
>>217110586it's ok if you're gay and low test incel you know it's the internet we have no expectations for you
>>217110552So, a tranny.
Breast reduction should be criminalized.
Non-/cum/ian foreigners who don’t understand American references or politics need to stay the FUCK out of this general
>>217110653why'd you bother to ask if you already thought you knew
>>217110611well thank you for the reassurance in this hypothetical situation luckily im not that so i dont have to worry about it
>>217110553Not talking shit, just an observation. I love BIG TITS.
Me at thanksgiving dinner tomorrow
>>217110675Keeps the thread moving
How about spanksgiving
Jason fumes when you post hot girls, keep it up. Make his faggot blood boil.
>>217110724Based rationalist
>>217110791There are multiple anons in this general who seethe when you post hot women. Some of them even report (you).
I wish I could marry my hot cousin. We’d probably have to move somewhere where people don’t know who we are. But I would totally do it without hesitation.
>>217110724why do you have her pic saved she's got small titties bro
Happy Thanksgaping
>>217110847Couldn't find my big tits webms until later >>217110840But regardless bedwenches are HOT
>>217110786with the caveat that only foids are getting spanked, right?
Blacked FridayRapesgiving
the leaf that was spamming gross fat asses was found out to be brown. go figure
Funny when weed stores advertise with the whole "wellness and mental health" theme and then the workers end up being assholes
>>217110879>>217110849
lol jason is fuckin SEETHING with rage now, what a bitch.
Hi, Jason here, I don't complain about hot or ugly girls being posted. Thank you.
>>217110892>"wellness and mental health" theme and then the workers end up being assholesMANY such cases. Like any HR department.
>>217110963>>217110963New
good night brossssssss