jump edish
>>217201570Saw one of these boys a couple days ago, looked like it had a rabbit but might have been a large gopher.
>>217201530Kek is he on his way to school
>>217201605Hope it wasn't a large GOlfer or I'm in trouble HA!!Your mom says, hellolove dad
>>217201570Majestic
>>217201570I'm gay for pussy
>>217201626Change of clothes probably
>>217201639<3 (´ー∀ー`)
fucking hell I’ve got ring sting
>>217201714*kicks you up the arse*
>>217201714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g5cdpe1it8&list=RD3g5cdpe1it8&start_radio=1
>>217201714What was his name ahaaa
>>217201605>>217201659>>217201660please post eagles, i'm suffering. thank you
youth unemployment is 12.7%
>>217201765ktim (AM NEET)
>>217201765It should be higher.
>>217201765Not high enough reckon we need to raise NMW and NI again, pop the energy bills up as well whilst we're at itGet everyone on UC
>>217201765I am a part of this statistic
>>217201838Same twin
>>217201845>>217201838young guys. if you want some advice from an elder hit me up
driving into London to see the sisterbergs today, hope there's not too much traffique
Might have been able to salvage Gladiator II if Gladiator 2 got aids from biting the monkey at the beginning. Pin it on Denzel or something.
>>217201878Grim
>>217201857What advice
UK government plans to ban Holocaust denialGood
watching the new season of stranger things. overall not great but has some good parts
>sister lives in London
>>217201887why? :(
Aids is too on the nose. Maybe Denzel gets jealous from him biting the monkey and jumps in and tries to bite him too but then he starts talking to the monkey and the monkey talks back to him but only Denzel understands him
>Antique 19th Century Green Glass Dump Paperweight With Double Flower.>Measures approximately 14.5cm high x 6.6cm wide.>Weight: approximately 671g> £169.00might cop
>>217201911AI is actually getting mad now
>>217201907
>>217201941>illegal only if hatefulbased
>>217201907Total ZOG Victory
>>217201904anything. ive lived a full life
>>217201941mad how much more freedoms kiwis have than aussies.
>>217201963Do you have a wife and kids?
Seeing a new escort today ladsAny tips?
>>217201987no
>>217201991Not that full then is it like
>>217201941>only if hatefulYeah I'm sure the courts are fair I'm determining what counts as hateful
>>217201907They're also building a massive holocaust memorial and museum right outside Parliament for some reasonEven representatives of holocaust survivors say it's inappropriate
>>217201988get her to lick your bumhole then leave without paying
>>217202000you little runt
Laughing AI baby
Laughing Al baby
>>217202030:P
stay away from women me because break ups make me suicidal. Haven't the stomach for it
>>217201941interesting NZ placement
imagine
>>217202052Imagine what
Lmaooo
>>217201941it should be illegal to deny the holocaust, 9/11, gaza and epstein
Rorke and leftypol slowly bonding and becoming best mates over a game of pornographic jigsaw
>>217202017wtf lol
imagine you’re at a football game and you try and start a chant and no one joins in they all just look at you
>>217202082kek
sent my mummy to go buy me food on mother's day, gonna wank to milf porn to celebrate it later
>>217202052Anna Jones used to be so fit
>>217202114least twisted russian award
mad how two years ago I was a neet freak for years with no driving license and now I've got one with a cushy wfh job
>>217202066mmhmm no more climbing dat economic ladder xstay humble x
>>217202171sc
girl at work said I'd make a great husbandnot sure how serious she was being
>>217202082love messing with peoples puzzles on that
POO
>>217202063sex
I want Emma Watson to corn on my cob.
Six seven
>>217202138teach me your secrets o wise one
>>217202252Scenamign
I want Emma Watson to put some chili on my hot dog.
is it just me or was tucker acting a bit zesty with piers
>>217202171I posted this last night DICKHEAD
*gets corrupted of that thing*
can I get a status update on how much you lads have in your savings account?
last day of november 2025
writing erotica
>>217202371Nonce
state of these ads
picking shit with the chickens
>>217202371what about
rarity porn on the 'log
>>217202265if you've got any problems just don't worry about it mate :)
>>217201907Jeepers, I had no idea the UK was so antisemitic. Thank God we the French have a president who's ready to do what's right, like writing in the constitution that criticism of the state of Israel amounts to criminal incitement to racial hatred
>>217202390shut up child rapist jew
Brit posters I could beat in a fightZeidySpainoHeathermongSacked trannyBrit posters I couldn't beat in a fightMousenonceRapelad190BrickBrit posters I would have an even matchup againstDeegzCommiemong
Boomers are simply living too long
>>217202530you wouldn't beat me (Racismlad)
459 foreign truck drivers in New Zealand just had their licenses revoked after an audit revealed their paperwork was fraudulentAll of them from the same country too, what are the odds? Bet none of you can guess which country they're from (hint: it starts with I)
woke mob made me gay with their sissy microplastic poison
>>217202630poo zealand keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkekekkkkeeeeeeee
>>217202630Those fucking Italian wops can't keep getting away with it
thoughts?
>>217202630Must be Irish guys, right?
poo peeland
>>217202677Prove that you're a true sheep shagger NOW or get out the thread
>>217202677It was a couple of black guys
>>217202672face isn't simpsonsy enough
imagine sex with lasses lads
still dont understand how rakuten can just give out so much cash back, been doing my christmas shopping and most things ive bought have been a rakuten partner which means i get the 6-10% cash back
>>217202728>oh wow I'm saving so much money by spending more than I was planning to!>thanks ceoberg!
>>217202758i would be buying christmas presents regardless, saving £200 is a nice bonus
>>217202693Yeah sure
the results are in
>>217202728yeah? still not going to shop there, sorry x
>>217202813Twixbros... not like this...
jessie from pokemon is the fittest woman who ever lived
>>217202800wtf is this
>>217202728do you ship directly from rakuten or you got a zenmarket account to store items for a couple of months
>>217202813this is how big a chocolate bar is in 2025 due to woke....
darkness is my ally, war is my creed. i strike from shadows with bitter and merciless vengence at those who would dare use my tea mug
>>217202929Ah you think Darkness is your ally!
Morning walktoil ticked off. 7000 steps in the bank
>>217194074it's alright until you work a 'proper' job and realise that all minimum wage labour is real, tiring work and everyone who gets paid more basically sits on there arses all the time
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oDXbLT-toJ8
Morning wanktoil ticked off. 7000 sperm in the bank.
>>2172029507000 steps while wanking very impressive
>>217202964>flange desire
India's PR just can't stop taking lumps lmao, the discovery of Izzat has put them in the mud
>>217202534That is, indeed, the fundamental economic problem
>>217202954get the burger flippers on CEO salaries and get the CEOs on minimum wage
>>217202987>Izzatqrd on this
>>217201749This was taken at my local landfill.
>>217202987>Thirdies do stupid self-defeating shit because of "traditional" ways of doing thingsNot exactly a profound insight
mum caught me drinking crude oil again
my 21 year old american girlfriend
>>217202954There's definitely an inflection point where you make less effort per £ earned and it's not far off from the minimum
not convinced izzat is real, just describes the way thirides try to get above in society
>>217202066>income based interest ratehuh?
>inflection pointgay boy
>>217203025Mad how her kid is Bon Jovi's grandkid
https://youtu.be/Y1ER307UFS8?si=VS78vWhmHWKZl7yD
Shooting an elephant
>>217203046>she has a kid alreadywhat
>>217203005I would just post the original images but this gives more context https://x.com/mattforney/status/1992409114115195020
off to the shops for some ice lollies, coldberg’s been raping my throat all night
>>217203062Adopted kid
love my gfs moderately sized chebs (B36)
>>217203073yeah ur misses already contacted me to shag her tonight since your out of order
>>217203047btwI own solovairs 6 eye bootsluv em
>>217203103GOOD LAD
the dinner? >fish pie. >the after dinner beverage? peppermint tea>the after peppermint tea entertainment?youtube documentary on crash bandicoot lore
>>217203083oh ok. i was worried it was a real kidadopting a kid when you're 20 is still mental thoughever
>fush poai
theres ways in my toil to do these courses and get promoted automatically once theyre done but the minimum wage blokes (i started as one) see what it involves and can't be arsed because it requires you to do the work, use your brain and commit to having to do a job where you have to think instead of just doabout half of the time i wish id stayed on minimum wage, yes it's tiring walking around the floor all day but at the end of the day there was no dealing with people or problems or mental stress i just went in did the job on autopilot and smoked a zoot on the way home
>>217203146Yeah but she looks 40 so it makes sense
nothing really wrong with them but something about the swede and kiwi piss me off
>>217203116thank you for those quality boots NigelI actually wear them since teenage years, and can't imagine anything else (fugg chinkmartens)
>>217203185
>uftah dunnah bivurudge
>>217203143Based beyond belief
I like some of the NZ posters posts but i cat reply to him because hes woke and non white unfortunately. It's like the boy in the striped pajamas and im the german boy and he's smuel but instead of speaking to him through the fence i just walk on
>>217203066thx lad
used to think my friend was a based rorke chud but i'm starting to think he's simply edgy and evil and doesn't actually care about racial consciousness
>>217203210lol. I'm hardly woke, just care about others. Also am predominately Scottish descent, part Maori. Maori are to be treated and given the same rights as british citizens under the treaty of waitangi x
>>217202880Five quid. What does it look like, G?>>217203185Laplanders, am I right?
*in a cloyingly high pitched samoan kiwi accent*Muh luttle frind mousenonce, how's it hangin', bruz?
roommate is coughing like a car that's struggling to start>ahuh>ahem>ahem-hem-hem-hem-hem>ahem>ahem-hem-hem-hem-hem>ahem-hem-hem-hem-hem>ahergh
Just wiped my arse with the treaty of waitangi
ahh moosenonce, yuh propah skitzoo eh?
>>217203261Yeah alri Winston Peters
>>217203254Scrom
>>217203261
another day writhing around in this incel world
An XL Bully dog will be put down and a man charged after a dog viciously attacked a mother-of-two, ripped off her hijab and bit her on her head on a Welsh high street last summer. The 45-year-old owner of the XL Bully dog, Tomasz Wegner, pleaded guilty to possessing a fighting dog and to being the owner of a dog dangerously out of control. Judge Simon Mills gave Wegner a 15-month jail term suspended for two years.
Warra morning
wonder why the grinch has become relevant again in recent years
Why is nz being bullied this morning?
>>217203304he's a mean one
>>217202905nah you just make a rakuten account, go the brands website you want to order from via rakuten place your order with the manufacturer as normal and once the orders finalized your cashback enters your rakuten account which you can withdraw to your bank
>>217203309New Zealanders simply deserve it, mate. Imagine, straight face, saying the word “chur.”
I'd like to thank all the girls here for making this year's /brit/ meetup a success!
>1_Bradley-Walsh-ezgif.com-webp-to-png-converter.png
>dr. seuss wasn't a doctor>colonel sanders wasn't a colonel (was never even in the military)isn't it illegal to give yourself those titles without officially earning them?
can i get a chopped cheese the ocky way
it looms
Walking past a footy match that appears to be boys be girls
zoomer girls literally dress the same
watching a video of someone doing a tour of the falkland islands and I saw indians living there
i was responsible for the hillsborough disaster
gimmick idea where you do Nathan For You type of posts but instead of describing business ideas, it's ideas for how to get engagement on your 4chan posts. Call it Nathan For (you)You can have that one for free lads x
>>217203377The population of Stanley is maybe only 60-50% white. More Filipinos and Chileans than anything else.
>>217203372That the lad who done a shit outside tescos in maidstone? Dirty bastard he is
>>217203410howd you end up in the falklands
>>217203344bet not a single one of them would shag me
>>217203431vpn. i'm actually american
cant wait
you know how people talk about how americans are all americo-centric minded and ignorant about the world outside america?well i find it's usually the leftypol americans who are like that, the rorke americans are at least have some knowledge of europe because of how it's tied to whiteness
>>217203354Might want to turn yourself in then Captain Nonce
>>217203480whiteness is a myth made up by 3/32 german amerimutts to larp as sudo-european
>>2172034313 days of travel and weird career choices make for an interesting life. My favourite part of the job is the location, though.
>>217203480yanks have no clue
>>217203410Why
>>217203370join in and try to get a hand in
sorry hatewatchers but Liverpool win today x
>>217203491yeesh thats poor
>>217203480leftypol will claim not to know how terrible thirdies and their countries are while calling anyone who wants to stem the flow a fascist
>>217203475Heard OPM Season 3 is dogshit>>217203496You actually live in the Falklands?
>>217203510They were like 12They don't need me to have fun playing the worlds game
>>217203532>Heard OPM Season 3 is dogshitit's not great but is better than season 2
>>217203498>see reddit post complaining about immigrants in the UK>top comment is some leftist yank talking about how immigration isn't a problem compared to trump and their broken healthcare systemamericans are literally incapable thinking about anyone else
so much flab on me i could feed myself for weeks
need to do my run toil today but cant be fucking arsed
so basically they knew we had a relatively healthy tax surplus but we insisted they raise taxes anyway purely so they could fund the interdiction of improved benefits for brown families with 10 kids and the like
>yeeshummmm yikes? walk that back short king? like yeesharoonies, y'all are out of pocket O_o
>>217203574>americans are literally incapable thinking about anyone elsesounds like you aren't either, stalking reddit to find things to upset yourself about
>>217203547Seems to disagree with you https://www.ratingraph.com/tv-shows/one-punch-man-ratings-55767/
lot of angry feminine energy in here at the moment
>>217203598oh shut up you coconut faggot
just a baby drinking coffee
>>217203589yeh basicallywe need dole dossers and millionaire pensioners living the life of riley
>>217203509It’s complicated, but ultimately it’s a situation very similar to what we see around the anglosphere. >“We need a bazillion migrants to work crappy jobs because they kids won’t!” Except the difference between the Falklands and Britain or Canada is that there actually aren’t enough young locals to do the work. Kids here are sent off to study in England at an age where they’d normally be working part time jobs at the grocery store or whatever. As such, these places staff foreigners to keep costs low. Further, locals end up being highly trained and often live outside of the Falklands for most of their lives.
>>217203000
is snot made out of the same stuff as cum
>>217203640everything is made out of stardust x
>>217203612is this your life? being a reactionary cry baby?
got the windows open to clear the condensation
>>217203650...yh
muuuum australians and yanks are making a title sequence
>>217203685mad how good australias flag looks next to all of them
predator: badlands chugs
>>217203532I’m here for work, but I’m not from here. I’ve worked abroad in a few countries now. >>217203640Yes.
>>217203623What job brought you there or is it doxable
got a haircut and the barber took far far too muchasked for a "tidy up" on top and matey took like two inches
>>217203628this is good remembersaw some guy on lbc the other week arguing that all assets should be seized by the state upon death
>>217203717he's done you
>>217203685looks like they gave up on arranging the flags in alphabetical order towards the end there
gooseberry
>>217203725cum
>>217203725lemon
>>217203725banana
what's that website where there's free onlyfans pics? coomer something or other?
>>217203725rorke
>>217203603i think people are just realizing that it dropped in quality from s1. people are a bit slow, you see
>>217203725kiwi
>>217203725Arse
>>217203725*looks at your flag and thinks really really hard*
>>217203788eheheh dat me eheheheh
>>217203712It’s a bit doxable, yeah. I can say that I regularly work in remote areas, though. Like, there’s a decent chance I’ll be in Saint Helena in the near future.
type shit i'd get for christmas as a kid
>>217203725kiwi ;)
>go to kids birthday party>get shot
>>217203832Are you a Jafa, anon? You act like one. You say you’re Scottish-Māori, so maybe you’re from Dunedin or something.
>>217203851>go to kids birthday party
>>217203825Cool
whats the best christmas gift you ever got?>grow up poor>all the neighborhood kids would ride on their bikes together while i ran trying to keep up>dad saves up and buys me a nice bmx bike>ride it every day and keep up with the neighborhood kids :)
ooch aye ave got me scottish shaft herd as fock and am poompin away at this fucken mayori lassi och aye
why does my boss get paid weekly but the rest of us get paid monthly
>>217203917cause hes based and youre a fucking pleb hows that
>>217203410RARE
>>217203923^
mums bought burger patties instead of minced meat because the store didn't have any. might buy burger buns and make a proper burger.
>>217203949Make sure you have the gross plastic cheese.
>>217203949>eating meat
>>217203949why not go to Vkusno i Tochka
>>217203861never been to auckland or dunedin
>>217203949very imteresting. and now russian woman tell me about them
>>217203891My dad got me a carton of cigarettesHe said "here you go johnny, smoke up"
might become an attention seeking faggot desperate for (You)'s
>>217204012Hmmmm…
>>217204050great post
finished Dragon Slayer I on OSRS ladsdone all the F2P quests now which I never managed as a kid, also got Rune gearshould I buy membership now? i only have like 500k GP so I'd have to grind for weeks to buy a Bond
Remember when white people existed
>>217203891triker
mad how you can see a picture of a british person and instantly know they are british, sometimes it's nothing but the aura
>>217204106based, my friend had one of those, could do mean as skids on it.
WHOOOHOOO YES YES YES! AWESOME! LIFE IS FUCKING KING WHEN THESE THINGS HAPPEN!! Excuse my yelling, but fuck, so incredible to see Zara Larsson with two (2!!!) fingers deep up in her assHOLE. Such a feeling to get to own her. That she now belongs to me and many other wankers out there. Feel cheap you whore! I'll jerk my cock blue tomorrow. Really love her tits. So fucking nice. You can tell that her anus has taken alot. An unused asshole doesn't have a ring that thick.
>>217203891parents got me an electric guitar when i was 13. they made me do classical lessons since i was 5 and i was finally allowed to play stuff i liked listening to after that.
I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
>>217204106might ask for an adult one for christmas
>>217204144ive assessed your arse and im going in
Seen a variety of excellent dogs this morning
>>217204191like what
>>217203628will be getting 250 grand from pater when he pops his clogsthen the house which is probably 250 as welland the car
shagged a bird i don't want to see again last night. got to escape her clutches without seeming like a massive cunt now. curse this willard.
type shit that aussie poster would say>>217204200
>>217204241very British image this
>>217204241Yknow what it needs? Muslim grooming gangs
>>217204197Saw a Dalmatian and an Alsatian and a whippet and a yorkie and a variety of poodle crosses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkMlqy9FJA4good morning
>>217204241
>>217204270Imagine a predator comingn9ut of the bushes and killing you
>>217204292What like a badger?
>>217204292they dont have predators in kuala lumpur
What animal do you hope to be reincarnated as?
>>217204227I think you've got a little crush x
>>217204368slug
>>217204371nuh-uh
>>217204368
>>217204368bumblebee
>>217204408toiling away in teh honey mines for a big queen? no thank you
>>217204368That fish in the Amazon that travels up piss streams into cocka
get the new locked and loaded lad, you know who I'm talking to
how come black people can't hear smoke detectors but they have acute hearing detection of police sirens?
yer bird brings a glass for her train wine
>>217204417bumblebees only make a bit of honeymost of the time they're out bumbling about getting up to all sorts of mischief
Surely bumblebee edish in order
did seven poos yesterday
so thats rorke
>>217204469shes a classy lassie
>>217204542>>217204542>>217204542
>>217204469unfathomable despair